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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,724 --> 00:00:09,517 [GROANING] 2 00:00:14,413 --> 00:00:16,447 Congratulations, one and all, 3 00:00:16,448 --> 00:00:19,447 and welcome to Twisted Metal. 4 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:20,757 There are rules here. 5 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,930 No killing outside of an official round. 6 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:23,930 [GROANING] 7 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:25,033 But there are also perks. 8 00:00:25,034 --> 00:00:27,723 I provided delightful accommodations for you. 9 00:00:27,724 --> 00:00:29,241 Great. High school. 10 00:00:29,242 --> 00:00:31,102 It's bringing back, like, so many memories. 11 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:32,274 It's crazy. 12 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:33,412 I've seen the way you're acting with Mike, 13 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:35,550 and I don't like it. 14 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:36,862 I friggin' love it. 15 00:00:36,863 --> 00:00:38,550 CALYPSO: The last driver behind the wheel 16 00:00:38,551 --> 00:00:40,067 gets their wish granted. 17 00:00:40,068 --> 00:00:41,827 One wish per car. 18 00:00:41,828 --> 00:00:44,240 QUIET: I wish for all the walls to come down 19 00:00:44,241 --> 00:00:46,067 in every city, everywhere. 20 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:48,067 [?] 21 00:00:48,068 --> 00:00:49,344 The mask. 22 00:00:49,689 --> 00:00:51,896 I wish to bring Krista back to life. 23 00:00:51,897 --> 00:00:54,826 I did something behind Quiet's back. 24 00:00:54,827 --> 00:00:55,895 I don't know what I'm gonna do about it, man. 25 00:00:55,896 --> 00:00:57,067 I never lied to her before. 26 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:58,240 [belching] 27 00:00:58,241 --> 00:00:59,654 [tires screeching] 28 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:00,964 QUIET: We can't afford another day like this. 29 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:02,688 John! This is life and death. 30 00:01:02,689 --> 00:01:03,999 I've never seen you like this. 31 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,309 - What's going on? - I lied to you, Quiet. 32 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:08,137 I made my own wish. 33 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:15,827 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 34 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:25,206 [?] 35 00:01:29,862 --> 00:01:31,000 [BELL JINGLING] 36 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:34,912 [DOOR SHUTS] 37 00:01:44,827 --> 00:01:46,136 Morning. 38 00:01:46,137 --> 00:01:47,344 What can I get you? 39 00:01:48,034 --> 00:01:50,378 I need an anniversary cake 40 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:52,068 that feeds eight. 41 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,379 Express delivery. 42 00:01:57,206 --> 00:01:58,655 That's a big-ass cake. 43 00:01:59,551 --> 00:02:01,034 It's a special occasion. 44 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:06,172 Put it on my tab. 45 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:09,153 You got it. 46 00:02:15,448 --> 00:02:16,827 [BELL JINGLING] 47 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,448 [DOGS BARKING] 48 00:02:28,586 --> 00:02:34,275 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 49 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:41,765 - What the fuck? - [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOTS] 50 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,576 - [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOTS] - [GROANING] 51 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:50,275 [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOTS] 52 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:56,757 - [YELPING] - [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOTS] 53 00:02:59,241 --> 00:03:00,930 [GRUNTING] 54 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,274 [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOT] 55 00:03:02,275 --> 00:03:03,325 [GURGLING] 56 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:17,758 [BABY CRYING] 57 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:27,172 [BABY CRYING] 58 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:33,585 - [GUNFIRE] - [SCREAMING] 59 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:37,655 [PANTING] 60 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:41,620 [SERVOS BUZZING] 61 00:03:45,482 --> 00:03:46,692 - VERMIN: Hey. - [GASPS] 62 00:03:48,241 --> 00:03:50,172 Looks like someone had a wet dream. 63 00:03:51,103 --> 00:03:52,309 The fuck? 64 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:53,360 Goodnight kiss? 65 00:03:56,172 --> 00:03:57,309 Fuck my life. 66 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:59,689 [GUNFIRE] 67 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:07,654 [?] 68 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:08,964 JOHN DOE: I'm not being selfish! 69 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:11,033 You made your own wish and didn't tell me. 70 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:13,826 You put our lives, the mission, all of us in danger! 71 00:04:13,827 --> 00:04:15,516 And this is why I didn't want to tell you! 72 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:17,687 QUIET: And that's pretty fucking selfish. 73 00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:25,275 [MR. GRIMM LAUGHING] 74 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:28,757 What the hell are you looking at? 75 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:30,309 [NORMAL VOICE] A lonely soul. 76 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:32,343 [NASAL VOICE] But you can always join us. 77 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:34,034 Fuck off, Grimm job! 78 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:38,516 [DEEP VOICE] Hmm, looks like 79 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:40,965 that hot potato is back on the market. 80 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:44,516 [NASAL VOICE] Really? No more John? 81 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,999 [NORMAL VOICE] Good. 82 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,999 Makes 'em easier to pick off if they're weak. 83 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,654 [NASAL VOICE] Like little fishies. 84 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:52,482 [GIGGLING] 85 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:03,067 [SIGHING] 86 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:06,171 Seriously, John, you are being so small minded! 87 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,378 You don't think I wanted to wish for a million fucking things? 88 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:09,964 But this is bigger than us, 89 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:11,792 and you are being an asshole for not getting that. 90 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:13,895 Fuck! I can't even look at you right now. 91 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,412 No problem! 92 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:16,463 I'm leaving. 93 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:21,153 [DOOR SLAMS] 94 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:25,000 Oh! 95 00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:27,585 Trying to wash the odor of betrayal 96 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:29,034 off your hot little body? 97 00:05:29,035 --> 00:05:30,895 That's right, Stinky titties, 98 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:32,619 everyone in here knows what happened 99 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:35,275 because the walls are paper thin. 100 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:38,723 I didn't betray anybody. 101 00:05:38,724 --> 00:05:40,171 Oh, okay. 102 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:42,162 Keep telling yourself that, tough guy. 103 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:47,068 ? Vermin knows the truth 104 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:53,958 I actually have to go this way. 105 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,034 Somebody's got to fix these lights. 106 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:12,206 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 107 00:06:12,207 --> 00:06:16,136 DR. COCHREL: When I took the Hippocratic oath, 108 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:17,826 I swore that I would uphold 109 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:20,826 the best interests of all my patients. 110 00:06:20,827 --> 00:06:22,757 I appreciate the concern, doc. 111 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,826 I'm in the best shape of my life. 112 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:27,654 Um, actually, that's why I wanted to speak with you. 113 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,964 I received the results of your physical exam, 114 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:34,171 and, well, there's no easy way to say this, 115 00:06:34,172 --> 00:06:35,620 but I found something. 116 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,137 Wait. Are you serious, doc? 117 00:06:38,862 --> 00:06:39,912 Yes. 118 00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:43,517 I thought I'd have more time. 119 00:06:44,172 --> 00:06:47,344 Life is so incredibly precious, isn't it? 120 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:49,654 All right. 121 00:06:49,655 --> 00:06:51,240 Don't sugarcoat it. Hit me straight. 122 00:06:51,241 --> 00:06:52,310 I can take it. 123 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,758 [SIGHS] 124 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:56,586 You're sterile. 125 00:06:57,827 --> 00:07:00,550 Oh. Well, that explains the weird rash. 126 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:03,274 No, no. Th-that's psoriasis. 127 00:07:03,275 --> 00:07:05,550 Being sterile means that you can't have children. 128 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,620 Hey, I can have as many children as I want. 129 00:07:08,758 --> 00:07:10,586 I mean, duh, kidnapping. 130 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:13,344 I-I mean, biologically. 131 00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:17,172 Let me explain. 132 00:07:20,275 --> 00:07:23,240 You see the testicles? They make the sperm. 133 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:25,930 I got plenty of testicles. What seems to be the problem? 134 00:07:25,931 --> 00:07:27,895 Actually, you have too many testicles. 135 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:30,102 And unfortunately, none of them work. 136 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:32,343 Yours can't make sperm. 137 00:07:32,344 --> 00:07:34,758 - Do-do you understand? - Yes. 138 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:38,862 No, no, I do not. 139 00:07:43,103 --> 00:07:45,689 [GRUNTING] 140 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,309 [GRUNTING INTENSIFIES] 141 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:51,309 I can tell by your grunting, 142 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:54,067 you and the chatty man are at war. 143 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:55,517 Unfortunate. 144 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,379 A good cock is a terrible thing to waste. 145 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:02,343 If you no longer have use, shall I have him? 146 00:08:02,344 --> 00:08:04,964 You don't need to ask me. John does what he wants. 147 00:08:04,965 --> 00:08:07,136 He can fuck you, make his own wish, 148 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:08,550 jump off a fucking building. 149 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:11,481 - I don't care anymore. - Excellent. 150 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:13,136 I'm glad you approve. 151 00:08:13,137 --> 00:08:16,447 For even in the Arctic wasteland I call home, 152 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:18,619 to violate the girl code would be something- 153 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,551 - [THUDS] - [YELPS] 154 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:24,136 [PA CHIMES] 155 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,136 CALYPSO: Good evening, my drivers. 156 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:28,136 Excellent showing in the last round. 157 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:30,205 You did so well, 158 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:33,274 I planned a little bonus round. 159 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:34,826 [GIGGLING] 160 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:37,274 I trust you're all ready to fight. 161 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:38,999 [GIGGLING] 162 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,309 Oh, shit, shit. Shit! 163 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:42,861 CALYPSO: I've invited some new friends 164 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:46,999 to join the fray, the Apocalypse Nine. 165 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,102 They feel nothing and are very hard to kill. 166 00:08:51,103 --> 00:08:53,619 They are the ultimate hunters of man, 167 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,343 and they are on your scent. 168 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:58,309 It's a shame you won't have your weapons, 169 00:08:58,310 --> 00:09:01,068 but I've always found artillery to be a crutch. 170 00:09:01,413 --> 00:09:03,688 You'll just have to use brains, brawn, 171 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:05,516 and good old American gumption. 172 00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:07,481 [GIGGLING] 173 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:09,826 The rules are simple. 174 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:12,378 All of you versus all of them. 175 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,481 Quiet. 176 00:09:13,482 --> 00:09:14,550 CALYPSO: Whoever's left standing 177 00:09:14,551 --> 00:09:17,240 when the sun rises will move on. 178 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:18,550 Good luck. 179 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,895 [GRUNTING AND YELLING] 180 00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:23,103 - [PANTING] - There. 181 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:24,482 Now nobody can get in. 182 00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:37,033 [METAL SQUEALING] 183 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,241 [PANTING] 184 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:40,137 AXEL: I can't get my gas. 185 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,241 We're all gonna die. 186 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:51,205 [GRUNTING] 187 00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:52,930 [YELPING] 188 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:55,033 [CLANGS] 189 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:56,861 [GROANING] 190 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,275 [CHOKING] 191 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:00,620 [GRUNTING] 192 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:06,084 [WINCES] 193 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:12,275 - [BEEPING] - [ELECTRIC MOTOR REVVING] 194 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:19,481 It burns. It burns! 195 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:23,861 [LAUGHING AND SCREAMING] 196 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:26,103 [ELECTRIC MOTOR SPARKS AND DIES] 197 00:10:31,551 --> 00:10:34,620 [CHOKING] 198 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:42,517 [THUDS] 199 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:47,343 - [GRUNTS] - [SQUELCHES] 200 00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:49,413 [GAGS] 201 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:54,205 - [GROANING] - [BAR CLATTERS] 202 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:57,585 [COUGHING] 203 00:10:57,586 --> 00:10:59,275 That was a waste of a shower. 204 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,309 You saved me. 205 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,930 RAVEN: For now. 206 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,136 I plan on eviscerating you in the next round. 207 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:08,547 But first, we need to take care of these fuckers. 208 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,724 Get your ass up. 209 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,448 [COUGHING] 210 00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:27,000 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 211 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,360 [DOOR UNLATCHES] 212 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,172 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 213 00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:41,877 [DOOR SHUTS] 214 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,310 [LOCKER OPENS] 215 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,792 - [SCREAMING] - [YELPING] 216 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,447 [GLASS SHATTERING] 217 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,550 [GROANING] 218 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,861 Man, what the hell are you doing? 219 00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:00,723 I don't know. I thought you were, like, 220 00:12:00,724 --> 00:12:03,205 an evil basketball dude or something. 221 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:05,171 Evil basketball dude? What the fuck is that? 222 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:07,895 We've been living with the abominable snow tits 223 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,137 and a bug fucker. How am I the asshole here? 224 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,758 What- where are you going? 225 00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:18,378 To find Quiet. I have to make sure she's okay. 226 00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,724 Yikes. You sure you want to do that? 227 00:12:20,725 --> 00:12:22,550 You don't know the full story. 228 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,309 I know you screwed up. 229 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,343 Relationships are built on trust, John. 230 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:27,826 These are complicated emotions, 231 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:28,895 and you wouldn't understand. 232 00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,378 Oh, I wouldn't? 233 00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:31,723 I'm a divorcee. 234 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:35,724 [METAL SCRAPING] 235 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,206 [?] 236 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:44,067 JOHN DOE: Oh, shit! 237 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:46,723 [METAL SCRAPING] 238 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,689 Is that fucking Freddy Krueger? 239 00:12:55,896 --> 00:13:02,448 [?] 240 00:13:18,975 --> 00:13:22,274 STU: Did he say we're going to die? 241 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,447 Because if the dude with metal arms is scared, 242 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:24,551 we're fucked. 243 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,758 Hey, there, Gilbert Grape, 244 00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:30,274 what's eating ya? 245 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,447 I can't fight without gas, man. 246 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,792 I can't fight, I can't kill, 247 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:34,930 we're all fucking dead. 248 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,067 I need it, man. I need the gas. 249 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:39,309 - I need that shit! - Hey, man, it's cool. 250 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,826 Nobody has their wheels this round. 251 00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:43,309 I don't need it for my wheels, dumbass. 252 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,827 I need it for me. I drink it. 253 00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:48,930 I'm a killing machine powered by pure premium unleaded. 254 00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,241 Fuck! 255 00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,619 Oh, okay. 256 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,413 That's very different. 257 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,792 Let's leave the opinions outside, Stuart. 258 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,654 It's a judgment free zone up in he-ah. 259 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,793 He said he drinks the gas up in he-ah. 260 00:14:03,724 --> 00:14:05,826 Are you saying you need the gas in here? 261 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:08,205 Is it what you need in here? 262 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,481 What the fuck? 263 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,206 Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave. 264 00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:14,724 I think we both know what time it is. 265 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,365 Oh, I'm picking up what you're putting down, Michael. 266 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,826 - Grab some chairs. - You got it, bud. 267 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,999 Uh, what time is it? 268 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,688 It's time for Dave to turn this shit around. 269 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,033 That's what time it is. 270 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,516 Didn't you hear Calypso? 271 00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:28,826 There's a group of psychos trying to kill us. 272 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,033 If Axel's our best fighter, 273 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,343 let's just get him the gas. 274 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,689 Axel's most important fight 275 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,080 is the one from within. 276 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,379 Gentlemen, 277 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,205 we're having an intervention. 278 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,586 What? 279 00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:44,551 You're gonna love it. 280 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,343 Any idea who these bottom feeders are? 281 00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:02,827 The Apocalypse Nine. They're fucking nuts. 282 00:15:02,828 --> 00:15:04,585 You know why their skin is yellow? 283 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,964 They burn their nerve endings so they don't feel shit. 284 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,447 So where's John? 285 00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:10,447 I thought you assholes couldn't go anywhere alone. 286 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:12,585 - That's none of your business. - Oh, fuck. 287 00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:15,551 So it's true then. He made a different wish. 288 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:18,468 Please, you don't think these gossipy bitches talk? 289 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,930 I'm up here thinking about 290 00:15:19,931 --> 00:15:21,136 the greater good of all humanity. 291 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,274 He's potentially fucking it all up 292 00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:23,447 just thinking about himself. 293 00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:25,551 So what did he wish for? 294 00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:27,412 To bring his sister back to life. 295 00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,274 Oh, interesting. 296 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,895 What is that supposed to mean? 297 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,792 I don't know. He seems like the type of guy 298 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,102 to wish for an elephant sized dong 299 00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,757 or a house made of candy. 300 00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:38,757 [SCREAMING] 301 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:39,827 [SPLASHING] 302 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:52,896 [?] 303 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:56,931 - [LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS] - [GASPING] 304 00:15:56,932 --> 00:16:02,481 RAVEN: What kind of psychopath would do something like this? 305 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:05,343 - VERMIN: Well, well, well... - [GASPING] 306 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:07,964 If it isn't the popular girls. 307 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:10,619 God, I almost shit my fucking shorts. 308 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,964 Surprised? 309 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:14,481 I guess I'm not as prim and proper 310 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:15,724 as you thought I was. 311 00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:18,205 [LAUGHING] 312 00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:19,723 Well, it looks like you got this covered. 313 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:20,964 Yeah. we're going to go snuff out 314 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,033 the rest of these fuckers. 315 00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:23,551 Uh, w-w-wait. I- 316 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,034 Oh, I just was gonna say... 317 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:28,965 ...good luck... 318 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,896 ...with wherever you're going. 319 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,964 I'll just- 320 00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:34,655 I'll just be here. 321 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,448 By myself. 322 00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,550 Well, not by myself. 323 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:43,000 With you, of course, but... 324 00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:50,310 Do you want to come with us? 325 00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:53,481 Looks like these worker ants 326 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,448 just became a colony. 327 00:16:56,827 --> 00:17:00,481 [VOCALIZING] Girls night! 328 00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,240 Oh, we can braid each other's hair. 329 00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,550 We can have a slumber party. We can- 330 00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:05,688 Shh! 331 00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:07,793 [LAUGHING] 332 00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:12,102 - We need weapons. - [CLICKING] 333 00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,999 Shit, Looks like someone took all the good stuff. 334 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,550 - Well, no duh. - [CLICKS] 335 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,033 [MAYHEM ON RECORDING] Well, no duh. 336 00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:18,378 Quit playing around. 337 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:19,516 I'm trying to figure out a way out of this. 338 00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:21,033 Don't hurt yourself. 339 00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:23,240 I've been surviving out here since I was a kid. 340 00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:24,412 I know what I'm doing. 341 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,999 Oh, yeah? How old were you? 342 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,965 - Twelve. - Seven. 343 00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,378 Well, it was the start of the apocalypse, 344 00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:33,067 when shit was really hard. 345 00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:35,585 Oh, yeah, I bet it was so hard 346 00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,999 to have tons of supplies and food to loot. 347 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,240 Everything was picked over 348 00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:40,757 by the time my generation got to them. 349 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,619 So you want everything handed to you? 350 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,757 When I was a kid, you had to get a car and go find it. 351 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:48,171 A car? What car? None of them were left 352 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,723 after the old timers like you took them all. 353 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:53,033 God, I bet back in your day you could just trip, fall, 354 00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:54,544 and smack your head into a car. 355 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,723 No. Yeah, well, 356 00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,954 you should have joined a group or something. 357 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,309 [MAYHEM ON RECORDING] Well, no duh. 358 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,343 You don't think that I tried? 359 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,102 Everyone that I found out there 360 00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:08,067 was a weirdo sex pest or a lunatic. 361 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,931 I never found people who wanted me around... 362 00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:12,877 ...who actually got me. 363 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,053 Yeah, I know that feeling. 364 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,723 All right, come on. 365 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,414 What happened between you guys? 366 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,310 We got in a fight, a big one. 367 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,550 She told me... 368 00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,792 ...she couldn't stand the sight of me. 369 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,068 So? 370 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,068 - So I left. - [SCOFFS] 371 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,550 So you took the easy way out. 372 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,896 Classic bitch move. 373 00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:44,241 [SCREAMING] 374 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:48,000 So, do you have any ideas? 375 00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,241 One. 376 00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,309 [NORMAL VOICE] Good haul today. 377 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,619 [HIGH PITCHED VOICE] Save me the heads. 378 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,379 I like to suck the eyes. 379 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,550 [DOOR RATTLES] 380 00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,516 [NORMAL VOICE] What the hell? 381 00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:06,861 [RUSSIAN VOICE] Let me try. 382 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,999 [DOOR BANGING] 383 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,550 [DEEP VOICE] It's locked! 384 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,171 [BRITISH VOICE] We noticed. 385 00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:16,000 Where the hell did they come from? 386 00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:19,550 - [BANGING] - Hello? 387 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:23,999 Holy shit, these guys are fast! 388 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Where the fuck is everybody? 389 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,861 Look, man, I know 390 00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,912 that talking about the past isn't easy, 391 00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:33,033 but we don't judge. 392 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,412 This is a safe space. 393 00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,412 - [SCREAMING] - [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 394 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:39,481 Uh, I feel like this is actually a dangerous space. 395 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,930 Do we really have time for this? 396 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,654 One of those vents probably leads to the garage 397 00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:44,965 - where the gas is. - Hey, Stu, 398 00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:47,551 trust the process. 399 00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:51,378 - Yeah. - MIKE: Go ahead, Axel. 400 00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,068 [SIGHS] 401 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:56,827 My life started out fine enough. 402 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,861 But things got hard after my daddy left. 403 00:19:59,862 --> 00:20:01,732 - Yeah. That's tough. - AXEL: It's okay. 404 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,723 If I'm being honest, losing my wife was harder. 405 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,033 Goddamn. 406 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,826 She cheated on me with my dad. 407 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:10,034 - Wow. Wow. - Well, I'm sure... 408 00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:12,654 - [DISTANT BANGING] - Karma came for those two. 409 00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:13,862 It didn't. 410 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:17,171 They got married and moved to Napa. 411 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,724 Me? I stayed in Louisiana. 412 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,965 Work was hard to come by. 413 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,343 I took on a lot of debt from the wrong people. 414 00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,826 So you start drinking gas? 415 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:29,826 No. I had to work off what I owed. 416 00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:32,586 - Oh. - By killing. 417 00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,084 Oh. 418 00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,792 AXEL: And one day I got a job. 419 00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:37,861 It's the usual assignment. 420 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,551 Eliminate everyone. 421 00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,896 But they forgot to mention one thing. 422 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:47,758 A baby. 423 00:20:48,475 --> 00:20:51,895 So you're haunted by killing a baby? 424 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,482 Bitch, I didn't kill no baby. 425 00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:56,206 - I'd never kill a kid. - Of course not. 426 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,412 AXEL: I got the child out of there, 427 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,171 and we went on the run. 428 00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,654 For a long time 429 00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,517 it was just the two of us on the road. 430 00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:09,241 Those were good days. 431 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,412 Some of the best in my life. 432 00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:16,413 Dude, I mean, you did save the kid, right? 433 00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:18,965 You should be proud of yourself, brother. 434 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:20,965 One day... 435 00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:25,274 ...vultures raided my camp. 436 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:28,103 I fought as hard as I could, but they knocked me out. 437 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:34,309 The last thing I remember is that baby screaming. 438 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,793 [ECHOING BABY SCREAMS] 439 00:21:38,793 --> 00:21:40,793 When I came to, the kid was gone. 440 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:47,655 So I went looking for her. 441 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:51,172 Then I met this scientist, Zemu. 442 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,241 He said he'd help me find her. 443 00:21:56,758 --> 00:22:00,861 Instead, he trapped me, tortured me, 444 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,344 did experiments. 445 00:22:05,068 --> 00:22:06,620 He took away my hands. 446 00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,551 Put me in the wheels. 447 00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:14,896 And that's when the gas came in. 448 00:22:14,897 --> 00:22:17,550 That's when you started drinking the gas. 449 00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:20,033 All I had were my wheels and that gas can, 450 00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,343 so if we get it, 451 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:23,309 I have to try to take it straight to the dome. 452 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:25,792 Look, guys, I know what's going on here. 453 00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:29,067 You think the gas controls you. 454 00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:31,481 Right, but you were murdering people 455 00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:33,205 before the gas. 456 00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:36,171 Look, man, on the real, I used to eat human flesh. 457 00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:37,688 It's fucking gross, 458 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,688 and it turned me into a different person. 459 00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:42,033 But eventually, I learned to forgive myself 460 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:43,862 and I moved the fuck on 461 00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:46,517 with a little help from a friend. 462 00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:51,999 It's easy for you to say. 463 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 It's just me and my wheels. 464 00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:56,896 [LOUD BANGING] 465 00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:02,585 Then lean on us. You're not alone anymore. 466 00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:05,309 We believe in you even if you don't right now. 467 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,205 We know that you could murder anyone 468 00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:08,619 if you put your mind to murdering, 469 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,447 stone-cold sobes. 470 00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:11,723 I couldn't have said it better. 471 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,516 Beautiful stuff, Stu. 472 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,448 - [WOOD BREAKING] - Oh, shit! 473 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,033 You want Axel? 474 00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:28,310 Here I am, motherfuckers! 475 00:23:29,448 --> 00:23:30,498 [GROWLING] 476 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:36,964 - ALL: Axel! Axel! - [ROARING] 477 00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:40,792 Axel! Axel! Axel! Axel! 478 00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,310 Axel! Axel! 479 00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:47,585 - [GRUNTING] - [SQUELCHING] 480 00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:49,274 [PANTING] 481 00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:51,102 So he wished for his sister to come back? 482 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:52,826 How is that selfish, exactly? 483 00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:54,481 VERMIN: Yeah. It's not like he wished for, like, 484 00:23:54,482 --> 00:23:55,895 a bug body or beetle wings, 485 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,447 or, like, a bigger dick or something. 486 00:23:57,448 --> 00:23:59,136 Fine. What he wished for 487 00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,895 wasn't exactly selfish, 488 00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:02,205 but he still risked the mission. 489 00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:04,033 He risked your mission. 490 00:24:04,034 --> 00:24:06,102 Guess he thought saving one person was more important. 491 00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:08,171 - I agree. - That doesn't change the fact 492 00:24:08,172 --> 00:24:09,895 that he kept it a secret from me. 493 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:11,343 We're supposed to have each other's backs. 494 00:24:11,344 --> 00:24:13,757 Are you really that fucking dense? 495 00:24:13,758 --> 00:24:15,205 Do you know how many times John tried 496 00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:17,343 to escape my city to get back to you? 497 00:24:17,344 --> 00:24:18,896 Fifteen times! 498 00:24:19,241 --> 00:24:21,516 The dumb ass even cracked his head open 499 00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:23,867 falling from a hang glider made of pizza boxes. 500 00:24:24,034 --> 00:24:25,689 He's not a thinker. 501 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:28,066 God, you two morons are made for each other. 502 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,171 - [GROANING] - [GASPING] 503 00:24:30,172 --> 00:24:32,205 [GRUNTING] 504 00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:34,723 Excuse me. Here comes the boot! 505 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,310 [CRUNCHES] 506 00:24:36,689 --> 00:24:38,792 [PANTING] 507 00:24:38,793 --> 00:24:40,964 Did I ever tell you girlies about Ronald? 508 00:24:40,965 --> 00:24:43,447 Ronald Hinkley. He was the love of my life- 509 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:44,688 No. 510 00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:46,516 He had a shiny little ponytail, 511 00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:49,550 and he was a soprano in the ninth grade choir. 512 00:24:49,551 --> 00:24:53,309 Oh, yeah. I used to get such a snail trail when he'd sing. 513 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:56,343 ? Ave Maria 514 00:24:56,344 --> 00:24:57,517 No one cares! 515 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,274 One summer, he was at Camp Finch, 516 00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:05,723 and I was all the way 517 00:25:05,724 --> 00:25:07,688 a mile away 518 00:25:07,689 --> 00:25:09,724 at Camp Schodack. 519 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,241 So you know what we did? 520 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,895 We snuck out at night 521 00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:17,482 so that we could see each other. 522 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,033 We made it work. 523 00:25:22,034 --> 00:25:23,379 You know why? 524 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,827 Because despite our differences, 525 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,586 we were in love. 526 00:25:31,758 --> 00:25:33,067 What happened to Ronald? 527 00:25:33,068 --> 00:25:35,298 Oh, I dumped his ass when he wouldn't put out. 528 00:25:35,551 --> 00:25:37,930 You girls know what I'm talking about, huh? 529 00:25:37,931 --> 00:25:39,447 There's only so much second base you can do 530 00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:42,000 before you need to slide into home. 531 00:25:42,724 --> 00:25:44,586 - [DISTANT SCREAMING] - Shit. 532 00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,595 Do you guys think that was John? 533 00:25:46,766 --> 00:25:49,757 I mean, it might have been Stu. 534 00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,102 I don't know. Should we go check? 535 00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:52,136 Ugh. 536 00:25:52,137 --> 00:25:54,240 "Should we go check?" [LAUGHING] 537 00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:56,655 Maybe we should go check. Let's go. 538 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:03,172 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 539 00:26:24,586 --> 00:26:29,379 [MUFFLED PANTING] 540 00:26:34,862 --> 00:26:36,481 [PANTING ON RECORDING] 541 00:26:36,482 --> 00:26:37,802 Surprise, motherfucker! 542 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,551 - [GRUNTING] - [CLANGS] 543 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,050 [YELPING] 544 00:26:48,051 --> 00:26:50,447 - Oh, no, no, no! - [THUDS] 545 00:26:50,448 --> 00:26:51,793 [GRUNTING] 546 00:26:56,034 --> 00:26:59,344 - [CHAINS CLANKING] - [GRUNTING] 547 00:26:59,655 --> 00:27:01,068 Mayhem, now! 548 00:27:01,896 --> 00:27:04,378 [SAW BLADE WHIRRING] 549 00:27:04,379 --> 00:27:07,033 - [SCREAMING] - [SQUELCHING] 550 00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:10,895 - [STRAINING] - [VOICE PULSING] 551 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:13,826 [SQUELCHING] 552 00:27:13,827 --> 00:27:16,379 - [SAW BLADE SLOWING] - Damn it. 553 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:18,033 I think he pissed his pants. 554 00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:19,516 - You good? - Yeah. 555 00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,275 Yeah, why? Did I get some on me? 556 00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:26,412 Holy shit, that was crazy. 557 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:27,585 How did you come up with that? 558 00:27:27,586 --> 00:27:29,343 I hid out in a Blockbuster for a month, 559 00:27:29,344 --> 00:27:31,378 survived off nothing but stale candy and horror movies. 560 00:27:31,379 --> 00:27:32,723 - [SCOFFS] - Horror movies? 561 00:27:32,724 --> 00:27:34,343 Hell, no. That's too scary. 562 00:27:34,344 --> 00:27:35,895 - Oh, pussy. - [LAUGHING] 563 00:27:35,896 --> 00:27:37,240 Come on. Horror movies are great. 564 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:39,412 Although I refuse to watch Deep Blue Sea. 565 00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:41,067 I do not fuck with the ocean 566 00:27:41,068 --> 00:27:42,205 or the shit that lives in it. 567 00:27:42,206 --> 00:27:43,723 Way too scary. 568 00:27:43,724 --> 00:27:45,688 Finally, someone understands that the ocean sucks! 569 00:27:45,689 --> 00:27:47,861 [LAUGHING] 570 00:27:47,862 --> 00:27:49,586 Oh, shit. 571 00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,033 Don't worry about it. 572 00:27:53,034 --> 00:27:54,516 The way we took that guy down, 573 00:27:54,517 --> 00:27:56,448 if we stick together, we can... 574 00:27:57,172 --> 00:27:58,344 Shit! 575 00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:03,412 - John! - Quiet. 576 00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:05,067 Thank God you're alive. 577 00:28:05,068 --> 00:28:06,482 Well, I mean, don't jinx it. 578 00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:18,964 - Out of my way! - [YELPING] 579 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,103 I got this. 580 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:22,689 [ROARING] 581 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,827 [CRASH TEST DUMMIES' "MMM MMM MMM MMM" PLAYING] 582 00:28:28,965 --> 00:28:30,136 [WINCING] 583 00:28:30,137 --> 00:28:34,895 ? Once there was This kid who ? 584 00:28:34,896 --> 00:28:39,792 ? Got into an accident And couldn't come to school ? 585 00:28:39,793 --> 00:28:45,619 ? But when He finally came back ? 586 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:51,654 ? His hair had turned from Black into bright white ? 587 00:28:51,655 --> 00:28:54,034 - [SQUELCHING] - [ROARING] 588 00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:56,758 ? He said that It was from when ? 589 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:03,205 ? The cars had smashed So hard ? 590 00:29:03,206 --> 00:29:08,724 ? Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm ? 591 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,550 [YELPING AND SCREAMING] 592 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:18,654 ? Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm ? 593 00:29:18,655 --> 00:29:20,757 Thank god he's on our side. 594 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:21,826 Yeah, for now. 595 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,205 I did it. 596 00:29:23,206 --> 00:29:25,033 I killed without the gas. 597 00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:26,274 DAVE: You did so good, bro. 598 00:29:26,275 --> 00:29:28,861 Hey, you slaughtered those twelve steps. 599 00:29:28,862 --> 00:29:31,241 Awesome. Awesome stuff, Axel. 600 00:29:32,724 --> 00:29:33,826 Uh, real talk, 601 00:29:33,827 --> 00:29:36,481 I don't know if taking away this guy's one weakness 602 00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:37,999 was the best idea. 603 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,999 Stu! Oh, there you are. 604 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,654 I don't know about you, but I have had quite the day. 605 00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:45,067 Long story short, 606 00:29:45,068 --> 00:29:46,999 the doctor said my nuts are broken, 607 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,205 so I won't be shitting out a baby anytime soon. 608 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,861 And it made me think and reevaluate my life, 609 00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:53,344 what I want. 610 00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:56,517 I'm adopting you, son. 611 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,826 Oh, wow. Uh, what? 612 00:29:59,827 --> 00:30:02,310 All right, squirt. 613 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:06,034 Not too old to play catch with your old man, are you? 614 00:30:06,482 --> 00:30:08,378 - Ugh. - Come on, champ. 615 00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:10,033 Got to keep your eye on the head. 616 00:30:10,034 --> 00:30:12,343 [PA CHIMES] 617 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,723 CALYPSO: Congratulations, 618 00:30:13,724 --> 00:30:16,999 my friends, to those who survived. 619 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,689 The Apocalypse Nine have been defeated. 620 00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:22,034 You work well as a team. 621 00:30:22,379 --> 00:30:24,792 Too bad, because next round 622 00:30:24,793 --> 00:30:26,724 is every man for himself. 623 00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:35,862 [DOOR OPENS] 624 00:30:42,068 --> 00:30:43,118 [DOOR SHUTS] 625 00:30:44,206 --> 00:30:45,256 Can we talk? 626 00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:48,793 Yeah. 627 00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,034 Quiet, 628 00:30:52,034 --> 00:30:53,620 I'm sorry. 629 00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:57,068 I messed up real bad. 630 00:30:59,137 --> 00:31:00,861 You did. 631 00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:03,758 I made a snap decision, and I regret it. 632 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,274 When Krista died, 633 00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:18,482 we didn't really have time to process it. 634 00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:22,758 I'm sorry for that. 635 00:31:27,103 --> 00:31:28,827 It just happened so fast. 636 00:31:32,241 --> 00:31:34,103 If you ever want to talk about her, 637 00:31:35,413 --> 00:31:36,463 just ask. 638 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:42,448 I think you should have it. 639 00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,187 Thanks. 640 00:31:56,103 --> 00:31:58,102 Come on. 641 00:31:58,103 --> 00:31:59,275 We can fix this. 642 00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:17,310 What the hell? 643 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:30,000 [?] 644 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:34,793 [CALYPSO LAUGHING] 645 00:32:37,034 --> 00:32:38,084 [DOOR SLAMS] 646 00:32:39,482 --> 00:32:43,482 [?] 647 00:32:43,532 --> 00:32:48,082 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43636

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