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Hey,

Luke. Hey, Amy.

How are you?

These numbers are just not adding up. We're doing this big move and forcing

sale.

But you're the one that decided to do the move.

It's just too much. I can't keep up with coaching and owning.

And the goat left. He put me back in charge of the team. I couldn't find a

enough coach to take over.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I could see how that would stress you out.

At least it's not bothering you the same way it's bothering me.

Look at all this gray.

Freaking gray hair. My face is exploding in this. I'm super stressed.

Do you see how much makeup I have to cake on? I haven't slept well in weeks.

I've been going to my therapist. We have tried medication.

We have tried shock therapy.

We have tried chemical balances.

We've tried exercise, meditation, yoga.

I'm stressed out of my mind. My hair is falling out. I haven't slept well in

weeks. I am constantly agitated and on edge.

Even the players are starting to call me a bitch.

Look, I can't keep this up.

I think they might have been calling you that before.

What? Oh.

In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me.

I'm desperate.

I'm depressed.

And stressed.

Okay. I must alliterate.

Stressed.

Okay, we need you nice and calm because you are a physical trainer and we need

you to relax the players, you know, massages.

I know, I know. And I've tried to not let it get to the players, but...

There's really only one thing left to try, and the doctor swears by it. She

swears up and down that it'll fix it. Wait, yeah, I know.

I don't know what she's going to prescribe to you, but Jesus, these

bills and things, like, can you get cured already?

Honestly, it's the cheapest option. It's just one that I've just been most

hesitant on.

Anything to lower these medical payments?

Well,

it's funny that you should say that, because she thinks anal sex will fix it.

Okay, doesn't she have anything there that can do that for you?

She. Oh, okay. So you need... She.

You need the right tool and she doesn't have the right tool. I need the right

tool. She doesn't have the right tool.

But I'm not an anal pro.

And I really don't do it all that often or that much.

And it's intimidating.

And it just...

It's real tight.

Okay. So she thinks I should start smaller.

More average. Not go straight to the team for that.

Okay. So I was wondering if maybe you could help me.

How would you know what size I am? Oh, come on. I've talked to Corey.

We talk all the time.

But you're her sister. Exactly.

Step -sister.

That's why we talk.

Okay.

So, you wanna, I don't, I'm not, okay.

So, wait, you want me to help you with your therapy?

Yes. Essentially, you fuck me in the ass, something about stimulating that

will help reduce blood pressure, it'll help depression, it'll help lift moods,

it's supposed to help you live longer and beat testicular cancer.

And, and, because that nerve is being stimulated, it's supposed to help me

loosen up.

De -stress.

De -stress.

Keyword. De -stress.

I think.

So, you're not my sister. My wife's sister. Your step -sister.

Not related.

We're going to get the stress relief.

Both of us. We're going to see if it fits.

I'll stop being a bitch. You'll stop freaking out so much about this.

You'll know where to drop. And then the players will probably stop calling you a

bitch. Right?

Right? Which would help with team morale.

It's a help -you -help -me kind of situation. So it's a win -win -win.

It's a win all around.

Okay.

So, like, right here?

I mean, right here, right now, I'm down.

I mean, I came fully prepared to, like, get active.

Okay, let me clear my... Your desk? Yeah.

No bra.

Like you said, I came fully prepared.

I was like, you knew what you were doing.

I'm desperate.

You think I like being like this? All uptight all the time? Do you think we

you being uptight all the time?

No.

That's why I asked you guys for help.

I'm so glad you're not related to Corey.

Me too. Some of the things we've done together.

That'd probably be illegal most days.

We're the team. We're the team.

For all of us.

For the move.

For you.

For you.

I love you.

I love you.

I can see what she was talking

about there.

nerve in there that's... You act like you're... Quite nice.

Your steps are doing this all the time.

to take something bigger.

With how you were just pounding me, I don't see why I couldn't. I'm taking it

like a champ.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, so good, so good, so good, so good.

Well, Ace wasn't going to come in at any...