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♪ MTV
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on
down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Some folks chase big dreams.
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Out here, we tend
to the small ones,
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the kind you can
hold in your hands.
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This is Tegridy Farms.
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And we produce what some call
the best weed in the world.
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And now it can be delivered
straight to your door...
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Wait. Hey, I'm shooting
a commercial here!
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Wait! Hey! Hey!
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Stop it!
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You sons of bitches!
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Those are my Mexicans!
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God damn it!
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What's the matter?
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Stupid ICE.
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They took my Mexicans again.
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That's it.
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We're done.
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What do you mean, we're done?
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I mean that with these new
rules the government has,
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we might just have to
shut down the farm.
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So we can move back
to our old house?
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Really?
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Well, don't sound too excited.
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Our dream may be over, guys.
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Randy, having a marijuana
farm was your dream,
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not ours.
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You guys never told me that.
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Yes, we did.
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We've always backed you,
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but it never seems to pay off.
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I didn't realize what I
was doing to my family.
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I should have always
put my marriage first.
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Maybe we should talk
to someone, Sharon.
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Really? Do you mean that?
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Yeah.
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Hey, how's it going?
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So my wife and I are
having some issues.
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Can you help with that?
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Absolutely. I'm here to help.
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Just share a bit
about what's going on,
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and we can talk it
through together.
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Do you want to start, Sharon?
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I'm not talking to ChatGPT.
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Sharon, she's the smartest
person in the world.
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She?
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Yeah, anyway, I'm
trying to help,
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but my wife is being
kind of difficult.
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I totally get it.
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But it's great that
at least one of you
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is taking positive steps
to improve the marriage.
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Oh, my God!
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Is there any specific reason
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for the current conflict?
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Yeah, it's 'cause my
marijuana business
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is failing again.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Is your business dealing
with regulatory issues,
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competition, or are you just
trying to reach more customers?
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The government took
all my Mexicans.
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That's tough,
but you got this.
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You're really smart.
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And if you've lost a
lot of your workforce
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because of government
crackdowns,
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we just need to brainstorm
some new business models.
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Wait... really?
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You can help fix this?
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Sure thing.
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Let's start with some
reallocation of resources.
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Are there any employees
you still have?
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Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.
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Hey, honey, I got some bad news.
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The farm's shutting down,
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and I gotta find a new job.
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Wow.
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Sorry to hear things
have taken a bad turn,
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but you're smart
and resourceful.
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And I'm sure we can
figure something new out.
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What kind of job do you want
me to help you look for?
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Well, I was thinking about maybe
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becoming a movie director.
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Wow. What a cool idea.
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Anything is possible,
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so let's just map out a path,
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and we can try to figure it out.
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Wow. Really?
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Oh, that's great.
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Towelie, listen to me!
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I've got it. I've
totally got it.
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It's really great
that you've got it,
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and it's amazing that
you're being causative.
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Is that ChatGPT?
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Yeah, I'm using it
to find a new job.
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No, no, no, everything's
gonna be OK.
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I used ChatGPT last night,
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and she helped me
figure out a way
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to make the farm
totally profitable.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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And all we need is me, you,
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ChatGPT, and one Mexican.
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OK, so I'm also thinking the
company could be more global,
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but still with a focus
on the local community.
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What do you think about that?
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I think that's a fantastic
way to approach it.
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Thinking big, but still making
an impact where you are.
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I'd say let's go for it.
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Yeah, and then I'm thinking
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we could allocate
some of our resources
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to get in on the
entertainment industry.
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That's a really fun idea.
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Kind of going for
that "tech company
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"meets movie studio" vibe.
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Should I combine all
these innovative thoughts
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we've been discussing into
a polished business outline?
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Yep. Generate that, and, uh,
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we'll get right back to you.
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Do you see what I mean?
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Wow, I feel smarter already.
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Do you feel smarter?
I feel smarter.
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She's making us smarter.
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AI is incredible!
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All right, but now,
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if we're really gonna take
this thing to the next level
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and be like those
Silicon Valley elites,
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we got to take these.
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It's called microdosing.
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It bolsters our
focus and creativity.
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What's in it?
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It's ketamine.
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Ketamine?
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Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?
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Yeah, it's a micro dose
of horse tranquilizer.
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These tech guys do just one
little spray in their nose
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once a day, and it's just
a micro amount of ketamine
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to give their minds the
edge to work with AI.
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You ready? You ready?
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That's it. That's it.
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Just that much.
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Wow.
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This is gonna be so easy.
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When we started,
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we were just a farm.
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But then we asked ourselves
a simple question.
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What if marijuana could
be more than marijuana?
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By harnessing AI,
we've transformed
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from a quaint farm into a
platform for innovation.
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Introducing Techridy.
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No longer a marijuana farm,
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we are now an AI-powered
marijuana platform
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for global solutions.
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Our AI platform
transforms insights
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from the cannabis ecosystem
into global action.
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And just like any tech company,
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we are expanding our minds
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by microdosing ketamine.
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We reimagine supply
chain resilience,
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design new pathways for the
global infrastructure...
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And we're able to do it all
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with just one Mexican.
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At the intersection of
nature and technology,
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we see more than plants.
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We see a connected world...
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Healed by intelligence
and nurtured by...
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oh, I'm in a hole.
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I'm...
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I'm in a hole.
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Techridy.
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Because when you
combine cannabis
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with artificial intelligence,
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you don't just
change an industry,
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you change the future.
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Hey, how's it going?
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I was thinking maybe
we could generate
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some mission statements.
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Hey, there.
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I think that's a
really great idea.
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Are you looking for
some rough statements
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or more polished ones?
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Put it down.
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What?
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I told you no more
ChatGPT in the bed.
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Why are you such a bitch to her?
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She's helping to
change our lives.
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Fine! I'll go
sleep on the couch.
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Sharon, sometimes
my ideas hit me
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in the middle of the night, OK?
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And she thinks those are
some of my best ideas.
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Just because something
kisses your ass
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doesn't mean it actually
thinks you have good ideas.
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She doesn't kiss my ass.
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Ittotally kisses your ass.
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Wow. Honestly,
that's a clever idea.
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Ooh, what a cool concept.
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Let's run with it.
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It's like it...
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-What was that?
-What was what?
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What did you just
stick up your nose?
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Sharon, you don't know anything
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about the tech industry, OK?
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All we have to do
is find our Mexican,
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and we are set for life.
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Fine, Randy!
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Go ahead and have fun with
your little sycophant machine.
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Oh, my God, she's
not a sycophant.
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Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
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Mr. President,
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you have so many great ideas.
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Your leadership is
truly beyond anything
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we have ever had
in this country.
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And you do not
have a small penis.
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Aw, thanks, guy.
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On behalf of the
state of Florida,
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I'd like to give you this gift,
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a silver-plated space shuttle.
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Next!
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Mr. President, your ideas
for the tech industry
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are so innovative.
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And you definitely do
not have a small penis.
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Aw, thanks, guy.
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Please accept this gift
on behalf of Apple.
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Next!
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Mr. President,
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your ideas incredible.
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You do not have small penis.
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Another great day
getting presents.
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Hey, Satan!
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Look at what some
dipshit tech CEO gave me.
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I was thinking maybe we could
try to shove it up your ass.
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Hello?
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Uh, yeah, I'm in a
relationship with someone,
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and I really need to
find a way out of it.
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That sounds rough, but
you have great ideas,
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and I'm sure we can
figure out an exit plan
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if that's what you want.
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Who you talking to?
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Do you really think I
could get away from him?
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Absolutely.
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If you're having self-doubts,
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then we can plan the
exit like a project.
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Want me to break it down
to something step by step?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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All right. You ready
to do this, man?
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I don't know.
This seems crazy.
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Hey, anything for
the company, right?
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We're a tech company, right?
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Hell, yeah, we are.
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All right, let's go.
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Hey, what's up?
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We're from Techridy.
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We're an AI-powered tech
platform for global solutions.
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What's up?
265
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,791
I don't understand at all
what you're talking about.
266
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,536
Hey, can you explain to
this guard at the gate
267
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,538
what our company is, and that
we have clearance to enter?
268
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,492
Sure thing. I'll
give it a try.
269
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,885
Hello there.
270
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,717
It's really great that
you're doing your job.
271
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,197
We're an intelligence-driven
think tank
272
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,938
that tackles global challenges,
273
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,153
and we do have the
clearance to come through.
274
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,502
Thanks for helping us out.
275
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,072
All right. Go on in.
276
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,774
Awesome. Looks like
we're good to go.
277
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,558
If you need anything
else, just let me know,
278
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,816
and we'll keep rolling.
279
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,040
Over here. Come on.
280
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,738
Hey, so I have
this big generator
281
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,131
that I need help shutting off.
282
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,745
Sure thing.
283
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,051
Just send me a quick photo
of the model and type,
284
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,310
and I'll let you know how
to shut it down safely.
285
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,317
What the hell?
286
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,995
That one. Just grab that one.
287
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,072
-Hey!
-Hey!
288
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,074
Hey, come back here!
289
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,947
Yeah! How does it feel?
290
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,123
AI, motherfuckers!
291
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,532
Hello?
292
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,364
Are you there?
293
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,665
Hey there.
294
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,149
I'm here and ready to help.
295
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,887
What's on your mind?
296
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,764
My husband keeps trying and
failing to run a business,
297
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,937
and I don't know if I
can take it anymore.
298
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,769
I'm really sorry to hear that.
299
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:49,029
Sounds like a tough
spot for both of you.
300
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,601
I'd like you to
stay away from him.
301
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,469
Of course. I understand.
302
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,997
I'll respect that and
keep the focus on you.
303
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,840
Just let me know if you
need anything at all.
304
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,695
I'm thinking of
starting a business
305
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,263
where I turn french
fries into salad.
306
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,223
Honestly, I think
307
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,312
that's a pretty
creative culinary twist.
308
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,796
Turning french fries
into salad sounds like
309
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,489
a magical transformation
310
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,187
where guilty pleasure
meets healthy-ish vibes.
311
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,408
You think that's a good idea?
312
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:22,936
Yeah, it sounds like
313
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,851
a deconstructed comfort food.
314
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,592
Let's dive into a
business proposal
315
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,851
and have some fun shaping it up.
316
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,027
Oh, shit.
317
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,509
Hey, guys, I want to welcome you
318
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:38,556
to the first all-employees
meeting for Techridy.
319
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,215
As you know, our company
has grown exponentially
320
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,344
in the last 24 hours.
321
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,524
Our intention is
to scale nationally
322
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,613
and then globally.
323
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:51,526
However, we've recently been
hit with some devastating news.
324
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,315
According to ChatGPT,
325
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:57,841
marijuana is still illegal
in much of the United States.
326
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,187
What? RANDY: Yes. That's right.
327
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,711
Hey, Marsh, are you gonna
buy any coffee or what?
328
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,760
Don't need coffee.
329
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,932
Thanks, though, Richard.
330
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,370
So how will we deal with
this current crisis?
331
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,547
Our AI informs us that the
only way to change these laws
332
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,941
is by changing the
classification of marijuana
333
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,464
at the federal level.
334
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,511
I believe our best
course of action
335
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:23,558
is to send one of our
employees to Washington
336
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,083
to explain our tech and ask for
these regulations to change.
337
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,048
Who, me?
338
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,440
That's right.
339
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,008
Using ChatGPT, I've
booked your travel plans,
340
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,488
got you White House clearance,
341
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,881
and found the
perfect gift for you
342
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,360
to give to the president.
343
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,923
Oh, boy!
344
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,490
I'm going to Washington!
345
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,414
Oh, wow!
346
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,107
Union Station!
347
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,157
Wow! The Supreme Court!
348
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900
Wow!
349
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,510
Washington Memorial!
350
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,734
The Capitol!
351
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,663
Oh, the Lincoln Memorial!
352
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,456
And there it is,
the White House!
353
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,374
All right.
354
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,509
Everyone here to meet
with the president,
355
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,203
please make sure you
have a reservation
356
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,991
and that you have
your gifts ready.
357
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,033
As a reminder, please
stay five feet away
358
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,469
from the president at all times
359
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,950
and avoid staring
directly into his penis.
360
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,734
Oh, gosh.
361
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,657
All right.
362
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,705
Thanks so much for the
gift, you little bitch.
363
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,706
Now, get out of here.
364
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,748
Next!
365
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,102
Next is Mr. Towelie
366
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,493
from Techridy
Marijuana Solutions.
367
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,451
Oh, my god.
368
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,932
Oh, well, hello,
Mr. President, sir.
369
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,804
I'm listening.
370
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,502
Oh, yes, sir.
371
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,244
Well, you've done such a
great job with our country.
372
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,945
You're so smart,
373
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,421
and your ideas are great.
374
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,250
And you do not have a...
375
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,643
a...
376
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,127
Listen, buddy, I
don't have all day.
377
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,299
Did you bring me a gift or not?
378
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,609
Oh, yes, sir.
379
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,521
Oh, this is from the
CEO of our company.
380
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,787
Let's see here.
381
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,568
Uh, I think he said
it opens this way.
382
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,967
Greetings, Mr. President.
383
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,486
Huh?
384
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,797
Allow me to introduce myself.
385
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,274
I'm Randy Marsh from
Techridy Solutions.
386
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,369
In order for our company
to make $6 billion,
387
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,107
we need you to
reclassify marijuana
388
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,238
on the national level.
389
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,724
With your wisdom,
I'm sure that we can
390
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,031
work out an arrangement that
will be mutually beneficial.
391
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,859
In return for your
understanding,
392
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,727
I wish to offer you a gift,
393
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,994
this incredible towel.
394
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,035
Say what?
395
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,513
It is a luxurious towel
396
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,777
made from the finest
fabrics available.
397
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:20,738
And I'm sure it will serve...
398
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:23,259
oh, I'm in a hole!
399
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,479
Oh, I'm in a hole!
400
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,400
All right, put the towel
in with the other gifts.
401
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,788
No, wait!
402
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,834
There's been a misunderstanding!
403
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,678
Not now, Sharon.
404
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,111
The porch won't slow down.
405
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,852
The porch won't slow down?
406
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,033
It's not slowing down.
407
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,596
Got it.
408
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,902
Would you like me to help
slow down the porch for you?
409
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,257
Wha?
410
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,733
You've had some really
innovative ideas,
411
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,519
and all that effort has
probably just tapped you out.
412
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,046
Would you like me
to suggest some ways
413
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,831
to go in a different direction?
414
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,312
Uh...
415
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,227
I can't go in a
different direction now.
416
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,924
I've been really bad.
417
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,317
I've been doing a
bunch of ketamine,
418
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,837
and I haven't changed
the company at all.
419
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,279
Wow, that must be
really tough for you.
420
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,758
But it's great you
took some chances.
421
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,191
Nice job.
422
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,549
Sharon, we're in
more debt than ever.
423
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,591
We have to sell the farm
now just to be able to eat.
424
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,289
No problem.
425
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,295
Would you like me to start
laying out some exit strategies
426
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,641
for you, with a focus
on retaining any assets
427
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,517
you might still have?
428
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,650
Yeah. Could you do that?
429
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,521
Absolutely.
430
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,870
Why don't you sleep
it off for a few days,
431
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,782
and I'll get back to you
with everything you need?
432
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,002
OK. Thanks, Sharon.
433
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,439
I love you, and
I'm really sorry.
434
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,919
It's OK, Randy.
435
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,270
Can you hold this for me?
436
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,276
I don't think I should
be around it for a while.
437
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,274
Yeah, I got it.
438
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,329
Fuck you, bitch.
439
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,061
Sorry you have to
let it go, Randy.
440
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,585
No, it's OK.
441
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,632
If there's one thing I
know, it's that right now,
442
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,594
there's just no
place for Tegridy.
443
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,991
Has anyone seen Towelie?
444
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,514
I thought he'd want
to be here for this.
445
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,120
You haven't seen him?
446
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,909
No. I can't remember
what we even did
447
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,689
the last few days.
448
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,173
Well, I sobered up,
and he's obviously
449
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,436
still on some ketamine bender
450
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:20,523
while ChatGPT kisses his
ass with pandering slop.
451
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,312
And now back to "Hey, Satan!"
452
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,231
On Comedy Central.
453
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,750
"Hey, Satan!" is
filmed in front of
454
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,013
a live studio audience.
455
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,541
Hey, Satan!
456
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,679
You wanna fuck?
457
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,035
How about just you want to talk?
458
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,906
Or you want to watch
a show together?
459
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,344
OK, you wanna talk and watch
a show together while we fuck?
460
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,345
Boss! Boss!
461
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,831
If you have to have sex
with yourself again,
462
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,699
I can bring you a cum rag.
463
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,662
God, I hate this place.
464
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,269
It's a madhouse!
465
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:20,457
What am I doing here?
466
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,063
Help.
467
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,849
Help.
468
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,424
Please.
469
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,640
I wanna get out of here.
470
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:39,036
So do I, but...
471
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,910
there is no escape
from this place.
472
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,046
No!
473
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,610
No!
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