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I'm going down south, I'm gonna have
myself some time.
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Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
without temptation.
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I'm going down south, I'm gonna leave my
woes behind.
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And we're parking day or night, people
spouting hot and diverse.
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And on up south, I'm gonna see if I
can't unwind.
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And I think this is a great way to break
this moment, yes it is. I'm going down
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south, I'm gonna meet some friends of
mine.
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Some folks chase big dreams.
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Out here, we tend to the small ones.
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The kind you can hold in your hands.
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This is Tiggerty Farms, and we produce
what some call the best weed in the
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world. And now, it can be delivered
straight to your door.
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Wait, hey! I'm shooting a commercial
here!
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Wait, hey!
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Hey!
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Stop it!
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You sons of bitches!
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Those are my Mexicans!
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God damn it!
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What's the matter?
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Stupid ice!
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They took my Mexicans again!
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That's it.
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We're done.
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What do you mean we're done?
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I mean that with these new rules the
government has, we might just have to
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down the farm.
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So we can move back to our old house?
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Really? Well, don't sound too excited.
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Our dream may be over, guys.
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Randy, having a marijuana farm was your
dream, not ours.
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You guys never told me that.
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Yes, we did.
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We've always backed you, but it never
seems to pay off.
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I didn't realize what I was doing to my
family.
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I should have always put my marriage
first.
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Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.
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Really? Do you mean that?
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Yeah.
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Hey, how's it going? So, my wife and I
have some issues.
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Can you help with that?
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Absolutely. I'm here to help. Just share
a bit about what's going on and we can
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talk it through together.
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Do you want to start, Sharon?
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I'm not talking to ChatGPT.
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Sharon, she's the smartest person in the
world.
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She?
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Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, but my
wife is being kind of difficult.
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I totally get it. But it's great that at
least one of you is taking positive
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steps to improve the marriage.
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Oh, my God.
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Is there any specific reason for the
current conflict?
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Yeah, it's because my marijuana business
is failing again.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Is your business dealing with regulatory
issues, competition, or are you just
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trying to reach more customers?
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The government took all my Mexicans.
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That's tough, but you got this.
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You're really smart, and if you've lost
a lot of your workforce because of
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government crackdowns, we just need to
brainstorm some new business models.
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Wait, really? You can help fix this?
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Sure thing. Let's start with some
reallocation of resources.
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Are there any employees you still have?
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Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.
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Hey, honey, I got some bad news.
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The farm's shutting down, and I've got
to find a new job.
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Wow, sorry to hear things have taken a
bad turn.
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But you're smart and resourceful, and
I'm sure we can figure something new
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What kind of job do you want me to help
you look for?
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Well, I was thinking about maybe
becoming a movie director.
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Wow, what a cool idea.
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Anything is possible, so let's just map
out a path, and we can try to figure it
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out. Wow, really?
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Well, that's great.
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Sally, listen to me. I've got it. I've
totally got it. It's really great that
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you've got it, and it's amazing that
you're being causative.
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Is that Chachi P .T.? Yeah, I'm using it
to find a new job.
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No, no, no. Everything's going to be
okay.
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I used Chachi P .T. last night, and she
helped me figure out a way to make the
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farm totally profitable.
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Really? Yes.
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And all we need is me, you, Chachi P
.T., and one Mexican.
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Okay, so I'm also thinking the company
could be more global, but still with a
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focus on the local community.
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What do you think about that?
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I think that's a fantastic way to
approach it. Thinking big, but still
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impact where you are. I'd say let's go
for it. Yeah, man, I'm thinking we could
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allocate some of our resources to get in
on the entertainment industry.
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That's a really fun idea. Kind of going
for that tech company meets movie studio
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vibe. Should I combine all these
innovative thoughts we've been
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a polished business outline?
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Yep, generate that, and we'll get right
back to you.
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Do you see what I mean?
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Wow, I feel smarter already.
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Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter.
She's making us smarter.
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AI is incredible.
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All right, but now, if we're really
going to take this thing to the next
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and be like those Silicon Valley elites,
we've got to take these.
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It's called microdosing.
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It bolsters our focus and creativity.
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What's in it? It's ketamine.
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Ketamine? Isn't that a horse
tranquilizer?
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Yeah, it's a microdose of horse
tranquilizer. These tech guys do just
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spray in their nose once a day, and it's
just a micro amount of ketamine to give
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their minds the edge to work with AI.
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You ready?
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You ready?
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That's it. That's it.
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Just that much.
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Wow, this is going to be so easy.
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When we started, we were just a farm.
But then we asked ourselves a simple
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question.
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What if marijuana could be more than
marijuana?
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By harnessing AI, we've transformed from
a quaint farm into a platform for
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innovation.
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Introducing Tegrity. No longer a
marijuana farm, we are now an AI
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marijuana platform for global solutions.
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Our AI platform transforms insights from
the cannabis ecosystem into global
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action. And just like any tech company,
we are expanding our minds by
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microdosing ketamine.
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We reimagine supply chain resilience,
design new pathways for the global
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infrastructure, and we're able to do it
all with just one Mexican.
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At the intersection of nature and
technology, we see more than plants. We
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connected world.
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Healed by intelligence and nurtured
by... Oh, I'm in a hole.
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I'm in a hole.
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Tecrity. Because when you combine
cannabis with artificial intelligence,
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don't just change an industry.
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You change the future.
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Hey, how's it going?
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I was thinking maybe we could generate
some mission statements.
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Tanner, I think that's a really good
idea. Are you looking for some rough
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statements or more polished ones? Put it
down.
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What? I told you no more chat GPT in the
bed.
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Why are you such a bitch to her?
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She's helping to change our lives.
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Fine. I'll go sleep on the couch.
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Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me in the
middle of the night, okay?
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And she thinks those are some of my best
ideas.
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Just because something kisses your ass
doesn't mean it actually thinks you have
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good ideas.
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She doesn't kiss my ass.
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It totally kisses your ass.
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Wow, honestly, that's a clever idea.
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Ooh, what a cool concept. Let's run with
it. It's like it... What was that?
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What was what?
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What did you just stick up your nose?
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Sharon, you don't know anything about
the tech industry, okay? All we have to
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is find our Mexican and we are set for
life.
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Fine, Randy.
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Go ahead and have fun with your little
sycophant machine.
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Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant.
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Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
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Mr. President, you have so many great
ideas.
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Your leadership is truly beyond anything
we have ever had in this country.
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And you do not have a small penis.
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Ah, thank you.
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On behalf of the state of Florida, I'd
like to give you this gift.
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A silver -plated space shuttle.
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Next!
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Mr. President, your ideas for the tech
industry are so innovative, and you
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definitely do not have a small penis.
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Ah, thank you!
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Please accept this gift on behalf of
Apple.
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Next!
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Mr. President, your ideas incredible.
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You do not have smart penis.
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Another great day of getting pregnant.
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Hey, Satan.
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Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave
me. I was thinking maybe we could kind
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of shove it up your ass.
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Hello? Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship
with someone and I really need to find a
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way out of it.
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That sounds rough, but you have great
ideas, and I'm sure we can figure out an
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exit plan if that's what you want.
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Who you talking to?
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Do you really think I could get away
from him?
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Absolutely. If you're having self
-doubt, then we can plan the exit like a
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project. Want me to break it down to
something step by step?
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Yes. Yes.
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All right, you ready to do this, man?
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Oh, no, this thing's crazy.
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Hey, anything for the company, right?
We're a tech company, right?
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Hell, yeah, we are.
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All right, let's go.
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Hey, what's up? We're from TechReady.
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We're an AI -powered tech platform for
global solutions.
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What's up?
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I don't understand at all what you're
talking about.
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Hey, can you explain to this guard at
the gate what our company is and that we
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have clearance to enter?
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Sure thing.
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I'll give it a try.
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Hello there. It's really great that
you're doing your job.
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We're an intelligence -driven think tank
that tackles global challenges, and we
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do have the clearance to come through.
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Thanks for helping us out.
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All right, go on in.
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Awesome. Looks like we're good to go. If
you need anything else, just let me
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know, and we'll keep rolling.
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Over here. Come on.
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Hey, so I have this big generator that I
need help shutting off.
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Sure thing. Just send me a quick photo
of the model and type, and I'll let you
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know how to shut it down safely.
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What the hell?
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That one. Grab that one.
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Hello?
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Are you there?
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Hey there. I'm here and ready to help.
What's on your mind?
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My husband keeps trying and failing to
run a business, and I don't know if I
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take it anymore.
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I'm really sorry to hear that.
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Sounds like a tough spot for both of
you.
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I'd like you to stay away from him.
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Of course. I understand. I'll respect
that and keep the focus on you.
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Just let me know if you need anything at
all.
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I'm thinking of starting a business
where I turn french fries into salad.
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Honestly, I think that's a pretty
creative culinary twist. Turning french
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into salad sounds like a magical
transformation where guilty pleasure
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healthy -ish vibes.
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You think that's a good idea?
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Yeah, it sounds like a deconstructed
comfort food.
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Let's dive into a business proposal and
have some fun shaping it up.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, guys. I want to welcome you to the
first all -employees meeting for
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Tecrity.
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As you know, our company has grown
exponentially in the last 24 hours.
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Our intention is to scale nationally and
then globally.
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However, we've recently been hit with
some devastating news.
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According to ChatGPT...
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Marijuana is still illegal in much of
the United States.
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What? Yes, that's right.
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Hey, Marsh, are you going to buy any
coffee or what?
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Don't need coffee, thanks though,
Richard.
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So how will we deal with this current
crisis?
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Our AI informs us that the only way to
change these laws is by changing the
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classification of marijuana at the
federal level.
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I believe our best course of action is
to send one of our employees to
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Washington. to explain our tech and ask
for these regulations to change.
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Oh, me?
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That's right. Using ChatGPT, I've booked
your travel plans, got you White House
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clearance, and found the perfect gift
for you to give to the president.
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Oh, boy!
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I'm going to Washington!
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Alright, everyone here to meet with the
president, please make sure you have a
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reservation and that you have your gifts
ready. As a reminder, please stay five
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feet away from the president at all
times and avoid staring directly into
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penis. Oh, gosh!
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Alright, thanks so much for the gift,
you little bitch. Now get out of here.
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Next!
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Next is Mr.
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Towley from...
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Integrity Marijuana Solutions.
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Oh, my God!
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Well, hello, Mr. President, sir.
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I'm listening.
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Oh, yes, sir. Well, you've done such a
great job with our country.
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You're so smart, and your ideas are
great, and you do not have a...
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Listen,
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buddy, I don't have all day. Did you
bring me a gift or not?
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Oh, yes, sir. Oh, this is from the CEO
of our company.
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Let's see here. Oh, I think he said it
opens this way.
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Greetings, Mr. President.
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Huh? Allow me to introduce myself.
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I'm Randy Marsh from Tegrity Solutions.
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In order for our company to make $6
billion, we need you to reclassify
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on the national level.
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Huh? With your wisdom, I'm sure that we
can work out an arrangement that will be
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mutually beneficial.
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In return for your understanding, I wish
to offer you a gift. This incredible
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towel. Say what? It is a luxurious towel
made from the finest fabrics available.
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And I'm sure it will... Oh, I'm in a
hole.
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Oh, I'm in a hole.
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All right, put the towel in with the
other gift.
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No way!
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There's been a misunderstanding!
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Not now, Sharon.
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The porch won't slow down.
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The porch won't slow down?
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It's not slowing down.
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Got it. Would you like me to help slow
down the porch for you?
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What? You've had some really innovative
ideas, and all that effort has probably
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just tapped you out. Would you like me
to suggest some ways to go in a
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direction?
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Uh... I can't go in a different
direction now. I've been really bad.
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I've been doing a bunch of ketamine, and
I haven't changed the company at all.
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Wow, that must be really tough for you.
But it's great you took some chances.
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Nice job.
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Sharon? We're in more debt than ever.
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We have to sell the farm now just to be
able to eat.
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No problem. Would you like me to start
laying out some exit strategies for you
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with a focus on retaining any assets you
might still have?
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Yeah, could you do that?
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Absolutely. Why don't you sleep it off
for a few days and I'll get back to you
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with everything you need.
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Okay, thanks, Sharon.
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I love you and I'm really sorry.
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It's okay, Randy.
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can you hold this for me I don't think I
should be around it for a while yeah I
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got it you bitch
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Sorry you have to let it go, Randy.
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No, it's okay.
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There's one thing I know, it's that
right now, there's just no place for
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Tegrity.
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Has anyone seen Towley? I thought he'd
want to be here for this.
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You haven't seen him?
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No, I can't remember what we even did
the last few days.
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I sobered up and he's obviously still on
some ketamine bender.
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While ChatGPT kisses his ass with...
pandering sloth.
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And now back to Hey Satan on Comedy
Central.
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Hey Satan is filmed in front of a live
studio audience.
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you want to talk or you want to watch a
show together.
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Okay, you want to talk and watch a show
together while we... Boo! Boo!
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If you have to have sex with yourself
again, I can bring you a... I hate this
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place! It's a madhouse!
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What am I doing?
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Help. Help.
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Please, I want to get out of here.
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So do I.
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But there is no escape from this place.
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on the next Digman. Got any words for
your fans? Why are you filming me? You
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need to connect with Rip Nation more
often to boost your online profile.
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