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Come in.

Come in.

Grab the door.

Okay. How are you?

I'm doing great. How about you?

I'm good.

So happy to see you. However, your mom is pissing me off.

She always does this. Like, I feel like she just dumps you, trots off and goes

and does whatever she wants to do.

And it really isn't fair for me or you.

But that... I love having you here. I'm so thankful you're my step -grandson and

thankful that my son adopted you, but God, your mom pisses me off. Ugh, just

fucking pisses me off that she does this shit.

You know?

Do you ever get mad at your mom?

I can't really get upset at her because I don't see that side.

Really? Most of the time she just leaves and just leaves me alone, lets me do

whatever I want, and I keep myself busy.

Keep yourself busy doing what? What in the world can you do?

Well, she did get me a Team Ski porn subscription, so that does take up some

time. Of course you fucking got me.

That is what I'm talking about. That's not even appropriate.

I mean, she needs to go do stuff with you. It's like she's just here to go

off and have a great day and I'll be back in two or three days. Like, are you

kidding me?

Okay, that's why she just sort of dropped me off here.

Well, what kind of mom is that?

I mean, honestly, you know, when I grew up, my folks were always there. And when

I raised stepdad, I was always there.

Always, always, always.

Always. Instead, she goes to Cancun, spends money on Lord only knows what.

Probably out fucking some other guy.

All that shit. I mean, really?

I don't. Ugh.

It irritates me. I'm sorry.

Sorry. That's okay.

Sorry. This wasn't new to me.

Well, yeah, I should be better about it. I really should.

Again, I'm happy to see you. I'm thankful you're here.

I wonder what we'll do today.

We'll do some fun stuff to do.

Yeah, we always have fun. We can watch movies and cartoons and stuff like that.

Yeah, that'd be good.

Of course, I can cook us a nice lunch.

And after that, I don't know, if the weather's nice, we'll go outside.

And after we go outside, we can always come back in and play a fun game.

You know? Yeah. And I'll tell you what a real grandma does, you know, be there

for the kids, all that stuff.

Have you been doing anything fun with any friends lately or anything?

Oh, mostly we all play video games inside the house. We haven't gone

and done anything in a while because everything's been closed.

Well, like the good old days, like we just made shit up. We went outside.

We got on our bike.

Everybody expected us to come home by dinner.

And the world, I mean, the world just went around and we entertained

Not watching teen geek porn for crying out loud.

I can't even fathom.

Jesus. Like, do you do any reading?

The book's gone away?

Just all iPads? I mean, I don't get it. Well, I do read my comics on my iPad and

tablet. Oh, comics.

Oh, my God, your comics. Your comics. Okay, well, that's good.

Glad you liked your comics.

Can't your mom, like, give you some education?

Like, get you into summer school? Is that on, too?

Nobody does summer school?

Oh, yeah, you're too old for that. Oh, whatever. Let's see.

Hmm. Well, you know what?

I definitely, definitely want to make it for lunch. You kind of look like you

need a shower.

So how about you go take a shower, and I will get something for lunch for us.

Sounds great. And again, happy to see you. Love you. Go take a shower. Okay?

Okay. Great.

Jenna? Yeah.

Yeah.

Hi.

Can you not even come up with, like, the decency to call me and

say, hey, I'm thinking about taking this trip, and are you available for these

next few days to keep David, and do you mind?

Really? No, that's not part of being a grandma.

Yes, I don't mind and I do like having him.

But you're so rude.

Yeah, very rude.

Very rude to just assume that I could drop everything I'm doing and I don't

to do anything.

That's not true. How do you even know what I do?

Really?

Okay. Well, if you're going to talk about morals and things like that,

Why in the world would you give him a subscription to team speed porn?

Like, what is that? What is that teaching him?

Well, it passes his time. It's better that he's home jacking off in his room

than he's out talking to somebody.

Really.

You know, probably half the problem with the world these days is people like

you.

That's your mindset, right?

Yeah, you just are just thinking he can just...

to the home, back off, while you go out and basically cheat on my son.

Yes. No, I'm not stupid.

He's been his money. He's always working.

And... Right.

Right. He loves me very much. Yeah.

I don't think that's the case.

Yeah. I really, really, really...

Would like to have you in this room right now because I will tell you

what I think.

Yes, I do. I think you're a shitty mom.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah. You have a good kid. Dave is actually a really, really good kid.

He just needs a little guidance, a little push, you know, getting involved

something besides, again, videos.

Yeah, and take time. Like, why don't you take him on a trip with you? I mean,

it's summer.

What else could you do? Like, take him to Cancun with you.

Why don't you do that?

Yeah.

Right. Right. You care about him. You love him. And it breaks your heart when

you're not there with him.

I don't believe a piece of that.

I feel like you have him and you're just thrown into the wind.

We're going to do something fun. I'm going to make him some lunch. He's

shower right now.

I don't know. We're going to watch a movie.

Maybe go for a hike or a walk later on. Something.

Yeah. Just to help him, like, realize there's more to life.

Yeah. Well, I would prefer next time that you actually call and ask my

permission instead of taking the assumption that you can just drop him

have nothing to do and I've got...

I don't think we need to go there on who's a better parent.

Right now, you're not a parent at all. You're an avid parent.

Yeah. I think that's the case.

Definitely. Yeah.

I do.

I think that is...

What would you say?

Right. Yeah.

No. I think I just know where I'm going to have lunch.

I got to go.

Oh.

Look at you.

You have really matured into a really, really. Really good

-looking young man.

Oh, thanks, Nana.

Yeah, your mom did something right.

That's better than the porn shoot that you watch.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I mean, you know what I mean?

I mean, I mean, I mean.

Busy boys have to eat, you know.

Keep up their stamina.

Let's see. What can I get you?

How about a little salad here, too, if that's okay?

That'll still be enough.

Are you sure?

Mm -hmm. I want you to be, you know, fulfilled.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Take your mom, for instance, here in this city. What does she do for you?

Like, give you fast food?

Always? Does she even know how to cook?

Nope. I mean... Most of the time, I make myself something more.

I just get it myself. There's always the phone that I can use to order stuff.

Like DoorDash?

Stuff like that, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

She... She hardly cooks.

She hardly cooks.

What happens to the good old days when, you know, she's your mom. She's supposed

to make sure you have three square meals a day, that you're getting all your

veggies and your grains and your fiber and everything, right?

You know?

I mean, come on. Like, here, look at this. You've got chicken.

You've got broccoli.

You've got your noodles.

You've got your tomatoes.

And it's been so long since I had a man of meal. Oh, my gosh.

Thank you, honey. I just want to make you happy.

You know?

Mm -hmm. Like, the things your mom should be doing for you, I just, it

frustrates me. I really worry about you.

You know?

Someone needs to show you, well, they need to show you a lot of things.

But, um.

Uh, I was, I feel a bit worried.

What are you worried about?

Uh, earlier this afternoon, just sort of.

happened really fast.

And I don't know.

There's things I can do for you your mom can't do, you know?

Like, treat you well, show you new tricks.

It's like, not only am I supposed to feed you and comfort you and care for

but I kind of think, actually, I don't even think you need your subscription

anymore to...

Why?

Why? Well, because I would at least love to help you with that.

Why would you want to watch porn when you can have the real thing?

You know?

Just a little teaser of the real thing.

Like, I think we should take it another step.

Like, I know you're hungry, but I think that

This is what you've kind of been missing.

And I know your mom can't give you that.

But I can.

So, how about we try... Ooh, see?

A little different kind of breast.

Not the chicken breast.

Need the real life thing. Wow.

See? Push them together. There you go.

How does that feel?

Hot. Hot.

Ooh.

Yeah? Do you like that?

Mm -hmm. Ooh.

Feel your arms. Wow.

Those feel really good. Here.

You want to take a little taste?

What am I doing?

Okay. Whoa.

Oh, this...

They're so warm.

Now, what are we gonna do next?

I don't know, but it's gonna be fun.

Yeah, I'm pretty tired right now.

Maybe you should take a nap.

Yeah. And get rested.

Yeah, I'm gonna finish the rest of my lunch, take a nap.

This was amazing.

You felt so good. Oh, fuck, you were good.

okay i'm pretty winded yeah i have to feed you again maybe i'll make it

different oh

Yeah? David?

Yeah? Can you come in here for a second, please?

Yeah, of course.

I'd love to. Just talk for a minute.

If you don't mind.

How's it going?

Pretty good. Pretty good. That's good.

It's been a great day.

Yeah, I would have to say so.

Did you get a little rest?

Mm -hmm. Yes, I certainly did.

I'm glad.

Because I'm kind of thinking, you know, maybe we do something else fun.

Like what?

Well...

I don't know. You know, play around, do a little something.

I think first I need to be honest with you, though.

When I kind of came on to you earlier and we did the things we did, I was on a

mission. I was on a mission to get to your mom.

Oh. Yeah. She kind of pissed me off.

So I was all about taking advantage of you to hurt her, which isn't very good.

However.

What I am going to tell you now is I fucking liked it.

Oh. And really liked it. And it felt good. And now I can't help but want

more.

So I think we should do something else.

All right, Nana. How do I help you with that? Well, I think you should come over

here and we should get busy and figure out what we can explore and find out

we can do.

Okay. Well, I'm still...

Brand new to a lot of this. I mean, I don't know what else to do.

I probably could help you with that.

If that's okay.

I'll lead the way just a little bit.

Okay. Okay.

I'm just going to help you.