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I mean, she only drew a picture, right? She didn't actually hurt anyone.

She didn't hurt anyone, no. But Ms. Thompson was concerned when she saw it.

Okay. I mean, come on, how bad can it be? You know?

Wow.

We felt a phone call wouldn't convey the...

Well, the seriousness.

That's a lot of blood.

Well, I mean, this down here could be grass.

The grass is coming out of the boy's head.

Oh, yeah, it is.

She also labeled it.

Oh, she did. Sure did.

That's helpful.

This boy in the picture, is he based on a real person? Bowman?

Seems like you have a lot of strong feelings about Bowman.

You know, feelings aren't bad.

You can't really control how someone makes you feel.

Inbox.

What?

My dad says that you can't control your inbox, but you can control your outbox.

I love that.

What kind of stuff have you had in your inbox lately?

It can fill up really quickly sometimes.

And when it does, it's easy to lose control of

your outbox and react to others in negative ways.

Can you think of any... Pulling out their eyeballs.

Okay.

Feeding them to, like, millions of bugs.

You're right, those would be very...

Pushing them off of a plane with a parachute, but when they

pull a cord instead of a parachute, it's just poisonous snakes.

Okay, pause.

I have a question for you, Amber.

And you can be totally honest with me.

Okay.

Did you actually want something bad to happen to Bowman?

And it sounds like you did the right thing to me.

I think drawing this was a much healthier choice than pulling out his eyeballs.

What do you say?

You know what you could have done that would have been a lot worse?

If I took a machete and... I'll show you.

Right here.

What do you see?

Nothing.

You could have let that anger sit inside of you, growing bigger, stronger, and scarier.

But you didn't.

You put it right here.

Or it can't hurt anyone.

I apologize, I usually have ones that are less cat-centric.

This is your new outbox.

You told her about that?

When you get angry, sad, or scared, all that

stuff that goes in your inbox, put it in here.

And you don't have to let anyone see it.

But I would encourage you, when you're ready, to share it with someone.

Preferably your dad, and talk about it.

Okay?

So whenever you feel... Do you have a pen?

Do you have a pen?

What?

It's a serving plate.

Why do you need a serving plate?

Pizza comes in a serving plate.

No, it's nicer when it's on a plate.

The special plate is for one person, on special days.

This dilutes the special plate.

Okay, you've never used the word dilute in your life.

I know words.

Who taught you words?

I didn't knock out all the walls just to open up more space.

What?

On House Hunters, they're always like,

I totally knocked out this wall and opened up the space.

When are you watching House Hunters?

I'm going to absorb you.

What do we call it if we still have one parent?

What?

Are we orphans?

No.

Are we bastards?

Wow. No.

You're the dad. I'm alive.

Then what are we?

You're just... you're kids. Just regular kids.

Am I a bastard?

Come on.

I didn't understand.

What do you call an orphan that still has a dad?

A child whose mother has died, but whose

father is alive, is called a maternal orphan.

Okay, good. We're learning lessons. That's beautiful. Thank you.

A morphin.

It's morphin time.

Stop.

Single.

Dad.

Stop.

It's a sad stop.

I said stop.

Why'd you do that?

Leave her alone. Leave her alone, Jen. Leave her alone.

No, don't throw it away.

It's broken, man.

We can fix it.

No, we can't fix it.

Yes, we can.

I can.

No, you can't, man.

What if... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Yeah, I know.

No fucks.

I wasn't even going to say no fucks.

Dad!

Yeah?

Jack drew a butt on my face.

Sweetheart, I can't right now. Can you talk to Mom?

Mom!

Yeah?

Jack said he was going to draw a mask, but he just drew a butt.

Come here.

We're going to fix it.

Don't worry. I have an idea.

What are you drawing?

It won't be a butt, I promise.

Why does Jack always draw butts?

Because butts are awesome.

There we go.

Can we match?

I can still see the butt.

Dad!

What?

There's no more seats.

Dad!

Yeah?

I left my notebook in my room.

I...

Hey, sweetheart, let's just leave it home for today, okay?

You'll be okay. You really will.

Promise you won't look at it?

I will not look at it.

I promise.

Give her your covenant.

What?

Give her your covenant.

What?

Give me your covenant.

What are we, a cult?

Yo! We good?

I give you my covenant.

Now form two blood oaths.

Come, let's go.

Thank you!

Covenant... No thanks.

I won't tell anyone.

No!

It's okay.

No!

Amber, stop being a jerk. Just take the notebook.

Take them!

Let it be over, Kitty!

Jack, sit down. Sit in the seat.

She threw my notebook out the window!

I didn't see it.

Sit down.

I saw it.

Both of you, in a seat, now.

I was never standing.

Sorry for trying to help.

Do you have a trimmer?

Oh my gosh.

Sorry, I should have knocked.

Do you have a trimmer? There's a spot out in the front that I need to fix up.

Yeah, I'll get you one.

And not to be shallow about it, but I'm still seeing a lot of... faces.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, I meant to take those down.

Where are you going to be?

What?

Where are you going to be while they're in here?

My van.

What van?

My van, in the driveway.

In the driveway? You know you can't, like, come in while they're here, right?

What kind of a question is that?

It's just something you don't do.

I'm not going to come in.

Okay, well, promise me.

I give you my covenant.

What?

Exactly. That's a weird thing to say, isn't it?

Covenant?

This house looks better than it's looked in years. When are we going to call this done?

When somebody buys it.

So a patch of grass with some pictures of my kids is going to prevent that?

Do you want to sell this house?

Yeah.

Why did you pause?

I didn't pause.

Because that was a rhetorical question.

I said yes.

We have people coming in, like, 30 seconds, so

you've got to not pause when I ask that question.

I didn't pause.

Now you're pausing.

Okay, well, if you're having second thoughts... It was just a pause. This... See?

See? And it's pausing.

Okay, well, you're the most exhausting person that was ever...

Do not come in the house.

Oh! Oh! Come on!

Should I probably knock out this wall?

This load-bearing wall?

Oh!

This is my brother, Taylor.

Hello.

Hi, how's your...

Yeah, why don't we go look in the main room? Okay?

Okay? Taylor? Taylor? Taylor? Taylor?

And, as you can see, this room is big enough to fit a California king.

So, let's... Oh.

Thank you.

Sir?

Sorry, Amber has... Okay, well, it's fine.

Okay.

We'll try again at three.

Yeah.

You did this.

Hey! Hey!

How was your day?

Are you in the back trouble again?

What?

What?

What even is all that?

Tentacles.

Let me see.

Okay, go to the bathroom and wash your hands.

We already tried at school.

Well, clearly not hard enough.

But first, bring me all your art supplies.

Why?

Because I'm going to take them for the rest of the week.

What?

Okay, no, I'm going to take them for the rest of the weekday.

That's not fair!

What's not fair is people thinking the wrong thing about you!

I don't care what people think of me!

Oh, well, you should!

Again?

No, I didn't mean that.

You know what I meant.

Why do I not look brown?

Okay, look.

I had to clean up everybody's room before the show ended

today and I accidentally spilled coffee everywhere.

Did you look at it?

Why did you pause?

Oh, come on.

You looked at it?

Sweetie.

You gave me your covenant!

You still have my covenant!

Do you even know what it means to give someone a covenant?

Do you?

Hey, Aunt Liz is here to show the house and we've got a gift from the van.

What are you doing?

I found chalk in the closet.

Thank you.

Is that me?

Wow.

You drew that very fast.

Hiders.

Hiders?

They're taking your stuff.

My stuff?

Your phone, your coffee mug, your fingernails, your eyeballs.

Okay, I got it, I got it.

Do you know what I miss?

You used to bring me all this stuff.

Like every ten minutes you'd walk into my

room and bring me 18 new things you'd drawn.

I just draw them away.

One second.

Is that mold?

No, that's not mold. That's a child's art project, right?

Because it's taped to the wall.

Do you want to see?

No, I'm sorry.

He doesn't come with the house.

Could you ask him if that's mold?

It's not mold.

Alright.

Okay.

Pedards.

Yup.

Superlion.

What can you have in the time of his life?

Dave.

Dave.

Dave.

Z?

Z?

He's sleeping.

Dave, who's sleeping?

Buddy.

Why, of course. Remember that?

Here.

You never have to be mad at me. You really do.

I'm so, so sorry I looked at your book. I really am.

But do not tell me that I don't treasure every single

thing you've ever made for me. Every single thing.

You have to promise not to freak out.

I won't freak out.

I won't.

This is the Blood Eater. It eats blood and pukes the blood back onto people.

Okay.

This is the Tattler. It tells the blind man where you are so it can come kill you.

Okay.

These are Stabadons.

They swoop down and stab you in the face.

And you've seen this one.

Oh, yeah. It's an old family favorite.

I see you colored it in.

Do you think it made it less scary?

Oh, no. No, you don't have to worry about that. No, no, no.

Oh, come on.

I couldn't find a picture of it, so I had to draw it how I remembered.

Yeah.

Well, you did a good job.

On all this.

You're incredibly creative.

Here's the thing, okay?

I think life is all about balancing the good and the bad, you know?

So, look, if you don't carry the good with you

too, then it's just going to make the bad stronger.

No, no, no. I'm not saying get rid of the bad.

I'm just saying you might want to include a little bit of the good.

That's it.

What are you doing? What can you do?

I just want to hide a couple things.

Okay. It's my only copy of your drawing.

Here.

Okay, what's that?

Sneak test.

In case people don't die when he crushes them.

Yeah, that tracks.

That's weird.

Excuse!

Hey, do you want a sandwich?

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Are those mom's ashes?

What are you doing here?

Why do you have mom? I don't.

Where?

I don't have it.

Never stop.

Leave her book.

No, go to the store.

Did dad say leave?

It's ruined.

Did dad say leave?

Mom.

Go.

Close the window.

Jack!

What?

My book peed.

Jack?

Don't tell dad.

Don't tell dad.

Thanks for leaving the newspapers out for me to carry.

Morning.

Rick.

I think we got robbed.

What are you doing over there?

Working.

Did you at least call to say him first?

It's the next thing I was going to do.

People really rank in just to steal office supplies.

Rulers don't allow.

Where are you going?

No, no, no.

No, thank you.

Good day, good day.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Thank goodness.

Look at that light.

All right.

Let's go.

Amber?

Amber?

I'm in here.

Amber, sweetheart.

What are you doing?

Did you sleep in there all night?

I heard tapping on my window.

Tapping?

What kind of tapping?

Like, scratching?

Oh, well, it's probably just a bird or a squirrel, sweetheart.

What in the...

Well, maybe it's just bird poop or something.

It looks like bird.

Let's get dressed.

Come on, the bus is on its way.

Come on.

What were you doing out there?

None of your business.

All of my business.

I'm coating everything.

Did you just put my hand?

That's disgusting.

We'll talk about it in the bus.

No, we'll talk about it now.

No, we're going to talk about it on the bus.

Hey, Jack.

Hey, Jack.

Hey, Amber, can you tell Miss Thompson to hold the bus for just a second?

Um, hey, is everything okay?

Yeah, why?

Well, I mean, I know I've been walking through some stuff with Amber

lately, and you might not feel like I'm really available to you.

Yeah, I know.

But I am, and I don't want you to be afraid to come to me with anything.

What is it?

Your Amber's notebook.

Yeah.

I found this place in the woods, where Mom used to, like, walk.

Yeah.

It fixed my phone and put the special blade back together.

What are you talking about?

We dropped Amber's notebook in it, and now

I'm worried that Amber's drawings might be...

Yeah?

Alive.

Okay, get on the bus.

What?

I'm trying to be real with you, man.

I'm so alive!

Get on the bus.

Look, I know it sounds crazy.

Listen to me. I love you so much that when you're

ready to grow up and be real with me, I'm here, okay?

Go, you're gonna be late.

Sorry! Sorry!

Hey, weirdo! I'm not even gonna comment on how disgusting this is, okay?

And how long have you had vines here?

Their roots are growing through the screen, Taylor!

The people coming this morning are a sweet, young,

fiscally responsible, and incredibly boring couple.

The only way they're not gonna love this place is if

some creepy weirdo keeps busting in every three minutes.

Just like my mom.

And I swear, Taylor, if you do that, I will murder

you in front of them. What the hell is this?

My mug was right here.

I'll take care of it. You go.

What about the mask?

You're holding it.

Oh. Oh. Oh, I see. You took down...

All the faces? Yeah, because the person that said they would didn't.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Can I actually ask you a question about the faces?

Yeah.

I noticed that...

Was that intentional?

A bit.

Yeah.

Go. Go. Go, go, go, go, go.

What were you doing out there?

What was that sound?

Can we talk about this later, please?

It sounded like a roar.

It wasn't a roar.

Yes, it was.

If it was a roar, it was probably just a mountain lion.

Hey, we don't have mountain lions.

Thanks.

No problem. We do have bobcats, though.

That's probably just a bobcat.

It wasn't a bobcat.

What were you doing out there? What was that pond? And what made that roar sound?

A bobcat made that roar sound.

And the pond was just a pond. And I was out there doing...

My cousin once saw a bobcat in his living room.

This is a private conversation.

Yeah. All in a public bus.

What is that?

Old people music.

He's talking about the blue stuff in the road.

Hey guys, get back in your seats now. Back in your seats.

A roar.

Hey, Carol, I've got... A spawn!

Hands off the pond!

Just run it over.

I'm going to run you over if you don't get back in your seat.

I'm tired of you.

Tell Miss Thompson we need to leave.

What? Why?

A roar.

Carol, it's 92. Come in.

Miss Thompson?

Hey, I just came up here on a wreck on Madison involving a pickup truck and...

Miss Thompson!

Amber, what is it?

It's not a bobcat.

It's going to eat us!

Shut up!

It's going to eat us and take our skin!

In that order?

You guys, calm down.

Maybe it's not as scary as it looks.

Y'all better be seated!

Are you okay?

Amber, are you okay?

Is anyone hurt?

She's dead.

We don't know that.

Miss Thompson, are you dead?

She's not going to answer you.

Because that's the signal for dead.

Miss Thompson?

I'm going to check her vitals.

What are her vitals?

Something only boys have.

Her heartbeat.

Is it one finger or two?

Try three.

I can feel her heartbeat.

And I can see her breathing.

Predator is jammed.

Can we get out the back door?

No.

Amber, how do you know that?

We were alone.

She was dead.

We need to leave.

Stop screaming.

You're the reason they attacked us in the first place.

How?

You woke him up.

When you beat the worm.

His name is Dave.

He crushes people.

And his name is kill whoever doesn't die from the crushing.

He used to be sleeping.

But you woke him up.

His name is Dave?

How do you make him fall asleep?

We don't know.

How do you make someone fall asleep?

Bedtime story.

Lullaby.

Can you find some?

Sure.

I'm helping.

Lullaby.

The other car.

What other car?

With the door open.

When we got here, he was playing music.

We can make him fall asleep using music.

Where's my phone?

There it is.

Where's my phone?

Jack, hurry!

Get out of there!

You have a phone this whole time?

It's not a phone.

It's an iPod.

It basically does everything for us, except call people.

Bowman, can one of us have a turn?

Almost got it!

Turn it the other way.

You're doing it wrong.

Got it!

I got it!

Yes!

We're done with this.

Good work, Bowman.

Now pull one of us up.

Ah!

I'm starting to get where you hid that kid.

I'm right behind you.

This is the next track.

What is this playlist?

I don't know where we're going.

Hello?

Markham.

I'm sorry, you're breaking up. Can you repeat that?

Where's my phone?

Where's my phone?

I think this is the one.

Great.

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I can't find my phone and this ghost is trying to call me.

I think something might be wrong.

I'll try calling him.

Sorry.

Hello?

I just found a spider.

We usually don't have spiders around here.

Actually, I'm lying. We have a ton of spiders within the other woods.

You're bleeding.

What?

I'm sorry, can you elaborate on what you mean by a ton of spiders?

Taylor.

This ghost just called.

What?

How did you end up attacking my school bus?

Really?

I hear monsters attacking other people too.

Like who?

Hello?

Dave?

Shoo!

Get!

Go on, leave!

Go away!

What the heck?

Shut up!

Calm down!

Shut up!

Calm down!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Are you blind?

Oh!

What are you doing here?

Saving you, beehole.

Honor.

How did it beat this one?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I just jumped.

What's that crayon? What is that? A marker?

I don't know, what is that?

Disgusting!

I'd like to go indoors now.

Hey, it's Jack.

Leave my message and tell everyone to do it.

Two students are accounted for at a gas

station down the road with just minor injuries.

Who are they, my kids?

We have Carson, Quinn, and Demarcus Davidson.

They said they did witness Jack, Amber Wyatt, and Bowman Lynch make it off the bus,

but they can't confirm they made it to the gas station.

They're probably headed home right now. I bet that's where they're going.

Oh, gosh.

I knew she had something to do with this.

She's evil.

I feel like a witch.

She's not a witch.

Maybe I am.

See, Amber, you're not a witch. Stop saying that.

Is Jack Wyatt in here?

Your dad?

Oh, no!

Dad!

Amber!

The van is gone.

Dad's not here.

How many of those things are out there that look evil to you?

She didn't just draw them for you. She drew them for a bunch of people.

But most of you.

What is your deal?

Hey, back off!

You back off!

Your sister's a witch, Paisley.

I was trying to get her to save her life.

Not money.

So call her a witch one more time.

She's a witch.

Are you for real?

You told me to!

Sit down and face the wall!

And take your shoes off!

Dr. Lance said that drawing was the right thing to do.

Whenever I thought of stuff like that, I would try.

And then I wouldn't feel it anymore.

I promise I didn't want this.

Um, get rid of them.

Look, I know you think I'm insane.

I'm processing it.

The spider I saw in the house looked exactly like the one she drew in her notebook.

Well, don't you think it's possible that she saw one of those things?

And that's what gave her the idea to draw it in the first place?

No, because it was an eyeball with legs. I saw an eyeball with legs.

Alright? When do you see that?

And then she says it goes around and steals your personal belongings and stuff.

Come on.

She calls them eiders.

Ugh, I love her brain.

Why would you say that?

No, I'm with you. I'm here. I just, I think

maybe you're being a little crazy right now.

What are you doing? No, don't get up.

I know this cat.

What's wrong with you?

Don't touch me.

Don't swap me.

There's more to this cat than what it's letting on.

Did you just say there's more to this cat than what it's letting on?

You just trust me on this, please.

Does it have some sort of skin condition?

There was more to the cat.

I told you.

Shut up.

Amber drew that?

Just our fine parts.

Huh.

She's working through some stuff.

What kind of stuff?

It needs to be a weapon.

Something that can kill them all at once.

A huge gun.

No.

A smoker.

No.

A punch smoker.

Stop talking.

I'm helping.

This needs to be something that we can throw into the pot.

That will instantly kill all the monsters, but only the monsters at once.

Like slash kill at E.

Slash what at who?

Slash kill at sign E.

It's from Minecraft.

You put type equals and whatever you want to kill in

brackets and it kills all the entities of that type.

Like the one-headed obliterator.

I don't think that's how the one-headed obliterator works.

You guys are nerds.

You just referenced Zelda.

It's a good idea.

But you should do it.

Amber.

Meet tribes that started this.

And maybe it's well-ended.

This is well-ended.

That's just a huge gun.

With a bunch of smaller guns.

Give me the marker.

No.

Give me the marker.

No.

Why are you lying?

Just give me the marker.

You are the worst person.

That poor girl is never going to want to draw anything ever again.

That's always kind of been her thing, right?

What?

Drawing.

All kids like to draw.

Yeah, but has she always been so...

Dark?

I was going to say creative.

Creative, yes. Dark, no. You know, ever since... Since what?

Okay, listen. Do you know what we just experienced back there?

Can you just help me focus on getting my kids, please?

Yeah, it's hard to understand her name.

Amber?

Allie.

Okay, sure. I'm preserving my energy.

Do the kids ever say your name?

They call her Mom, Liz.

Do you ever talk about her?

No, I don't.

Would they if they wanted to?

Liz, come on!

You took all the pictures off the wall?

You kind of made the house look like she never existed?

Do you think that might have something to do with all this pent-up emotion?

No, I don't, actually.

Come on, open up, dumbass!

Open up, dumbass? Is that what you just said?

Do you think that any of this stuff might be related?

No, I don't!

Taylor!

Of course it's related! Of course it is!

It's 500% related and there's nothing I can do about it!

Nothing!

The only thing I can focus on is getting past it.

Getting past this, getting past that.

What the hell is that?

That's too far away to be a threat, right?

I know we're supposed to be scared of it,

but it's kind of beautiful, don't you think?

Did I do something to you?

A bunch of these you drew for me. Did I do something to you?

You got me in trouble with Ms. Thompson. You hide my pencil box every day.

I know what you're talking about.

You sit behind me and pull my hair, then try to tell me it was a bird.

It was a bird.

You convinced Mrs. Sanchez to name the class Hamster after

me, so you could announce the class every time Amber pooped.

Okay, that one was pretty good.

You called me an orphan.

That was a compliment!

What?

Everyone who is an orphan. Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, all the Avengers.

Not Hulk.

Have we ever seen Hulk's parents? Where are they?

At their house.

A haunted house?

Usually when someone picks on you like this,

Amber, it means they're secretly in love with you.

Really? Because I think it means they're a creep.

Do you actually want bad things to happen to me?

To see those things kill me and cut me in half?

Like the one you drew on the bus?

I wasn't cutting you in half, I was stabbing you really hard in the stomach.

That's not better!

Okay, done.

We put this in the pond and all the monsters should wipe out instantly.

It looks like a butt.

No it doesn't.

See, those are the legs and that's the butt.

You're the butt.

You're the butt.

Alright, you guys ready?

No, I don't want to do this.

Can I just go to the bathroom?

You couldn't have gone before I put all this stuff on?

I didn't have to go then.

No, I have to go too.

Oh my...

How much longer are you going to be?

I just got in here.

How much pee is actually in you?

Two.

It's the same as the one in my dad's bedroom.

End of the hall.

Roman!

Roman!

It's on my face!

It's on my face!

Get it off me!

Get it off me!

Come on!

Roman!

You've got a big...

Dude!

Roman!

Where's Roman?

I haven't been to his house in about an hour.

Have you ever tried to open his window?

I don't want to go to the bathroom anymore.

Come on.

Amber!

Jack!

Jack!

I'll call the police, Tara.

Jack!

Taylor!

Amber!

Taylor!

Jack!

Amber!

Taylor, come on!

Jack!

Amber!

Amber!

Amber!

Are you okay?

Amber, are you okay?

Are you crying because it hurts or because monsters just stole everything you own?

Amber, come on.

Just give me a second.

We only have a second.

Amber, come on!

Amber, we don't have time for this.

Are you hurt or can you keep going?

Listen.

I need you right now, Amber.

I can't do this alone.

Especially if you're biting me on everything.

Stop!

Let go of me!

Amber, one second!

Let go of me!

You never stood up!

You just keep talking and talking and shouting

words at us and making this all of your plan!

Stop!

What is wrong with you?

I'm trying to help you, you know that?

Me?

Dad?

We're trying so hard!

Every day to help you!

It doesn't make me feel better!

It makes me feel like something's wrong with me!

Maybe something is wrong with you!

Did you still have mom's ashes in your backpack?

What was that?

You were taking her to the pond, right?

To finish what you tried to do last night?

To bring her back?

What do you think is going to happen, Jack?

Are you just going to bring mom home and say, surprise?

Well, that's dark.

And then what?

I'll feel better?

What's wrong with that?

Why would I be getting in trouble for trying to fix stuff?

Yes, you would feel better.

We all would.

Amber actually noticed before you did.

She drew Allie's tattoo of that butterfly in

her notebook and she had to do it by memory.

There's no reference of it in the house.

I took him down the night after she died and put him in the suitcase because he's...

Oh, yes, sorry. I'm here, I'm here.

Okay? Okay. Thank you.

They're sending two officers over. They'll be here in 15 minutes.

Amber asked me the other night if they were orphans.

Geez.

Yeah, right? That's what they're throwing at me.

Are they?

Yes. It's like FIFO movies every day. I don't know.

No, are they orphans?

What?

What?

No. I'm right here. I'm alive.

I know you're alive. What if they've got to be called something? What are they called?

Why do they have to be called something?

Oh, jeez.

Don't look it up. Don't look it up.

Mom. Dad.

They're called maternal orphans.

Okay, so they are called orphans.

Sorry.

And Amber abbreviated it to morphine.

I mean, Jack and I were so surprised that she even had a sense of humor.

She's had no sense of humor lately.

And so Jack tried to recreate it. He took it too far.

She broke the special plate.

Do you want to hear my two cents on all this?

No, I don't.

Okay, I'm going to tell you.

I think you should stop worrying so much about

the girl who's drawing pictures of her pain

and worry a little bit more about the boys who are ignoring theirs.

For the confidence.

Happy?

There are doors, Taylor.

What? Isn't it? The first one you drew.

Bowman, chill out. You're too loud.

You chill out. That thing isn't after you. It's after me.

I'm the one she drew with it cutting me in half.

Stabbing you really hard through the stomach.

Stabbing me really hard through the stomach.

She doesn't want you. She wants everyone.

Anything that can die. All she wants is death.

Is that why it's drawing more monsters?

It's drawing more monsters because that's what she does.

It's basically you, right?

How many of those things do you think it's drawing?

Is that how you see yourself?

I'm thinking like a million, right?

That thing looks nothing like you.

You're not like that. You're smart. You're funny. You care about people.

You're not an evil person just because you drew some evil pictures.

And anyone who thinks that is stupid and deserves to be cut in half.

Stabbed really hard through the stomach.

Listen to me.

You also drew this.

That looks more like you. Thanks for the sword, by the way.

It's the diamond sword.

What?

From Minecraft.

That's the diamond sword?

Mm-hmm.

When did you draw this?

Isn't the diamond sword supposed to be blue?

Who cares? She drew it green.

Then it's not the diamond sword. It's the emerald sword like a while ago.

Stop saying that that thing is you.

It's not. It's just a thing you drew. That's it.

And that's the emerald sword.

Can you shut up about the sword, please?

I will not. I am very right about this.

We should get out of these woods.

Wait, what? We're not done.

We're done. I should have never tried to fix this in the first place.

That's the whole reason all of this happened.

Do you know what I've been through today?

Yes.

I almost died in a bus crash.

A blind monster tried to eat me.

You were there for all of us.

I fought off an army of shock monsters single-handedly.

I've come all this way, peed my pants twice,

walked through like 50 spider webs just to give up

and go home before I got to use my flamethrower.

Wait, flamethrower?

What?

You ruined everything.

You peed your pants twice.

We've been indoors most of the day.

Even if we did use the flamethrower, we don't have a weapon anymore.

Use mine.

Why'd you bring that?

For this exact situation. And also, I want to frame it.

It's not going to wipe them all out at once.

Then we draw a new one.

We can't.

Why not?

Because we don't have anything to draw with.

Yes, we do.

She was pulling sharpies and paper out of that backpack.

We could use those to draw a new butt and put it straight into the pond.

We really need to stop calling it a butt.

We'll find it to be a butt.

It was never a butt.

We just need to get her away from the pond.

I can do that.

This is a bad idea. We don't know how fast she can run.

But I know how fast I can run.

How fast?

Lightning speed.

Lightning speed.

By the time she catches me, you have butt 2.0 in the pond and she'll be dead soon.

What if it doesn't work?

We're doing this.

Just make sure it works.

How are you going to get her to chase you?

By doing what I do best.

Being huge people.

Hey.

That was supposed to be a whistle.

I've never tried to do it that loud before.

I'm normally a very good whistler.

You want to come up here?

I want to show you something.

It's real cool. Come on.

I'll show you.

Hurry!

Draw whatever you want. I don't care.

Just get in the pond.

What? Her skin is crayon.

Yeah.

Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!

Who the hell are you?

Where are my kids?

Who are your kids?

Amber and Jack.

Oh!

I'm not afraid of you.

You're just a thing I drew.

She also drew this.

You want to be my girlfriend?

Wow.

My uncle can get us free movie tickets.

No!

That's cool.

No worries.

Where did you find that?

It was still in my pocket.

No, before. Where did you find that before?

Jack!

Amber!

Daddy!

Amber, get back!

Amber?

Amber?

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Why did you have to do this?

I did my arms in the pond to save Jack.

Then he saved me with a diamond sword by chopping Evil Emperor's arm off.

It was amazing.

Everybody was horrified.

I know.

Watch this.

Oh my God.

Jack.

I think I know what you're about to do.

Before you do it, please hear me out.

I know you miss Mom.

I miss her too. I miss her so much.

And I have done a terrible job of letting you guys see how much.

This whole time I thought we had to fix Amber.

But Amber was the only one doing what we're supposed to be doing.

Not running from the pain.

Not covering it up.

But feeling it.

I let you down, ma'am.

I never gave us time to hurt.

Because you're you.

Because you're thoughtful.

Because you're compassionate.

You felt the need to fix it.

That's not your responsibility, ma'am.

All you needed to...

I'm sorry.

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.

She's gone.

I know.

I know.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Jack!

What's up, Orphan?

Except for your home.