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Okay, honey.

I'm off to work. I made you some popcorn for your sleepover. Okay, yeah.

Catacombs? Yes!

What did you like?

I said the onesie boys on a Tuesday night.

It's the onesie twos with a P's and Q's. It's the twos. It's the twos. It's the

twos. It's the twos. It's the twos. It's the twos.

You okay?

Uh, no. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm cool.

I'm cool.

Okay. Well, I'm off. Okay. Bye.

You two have fun.

Okay. Have fun at work, Mom.

Yeah, baby.

Come on, man. I got so much cool things.

All right.

Dude, I got so much cool shit planned today. I recorded some wrestling, man.

we got wrestling.

I mean, not us.

I mean, we can if you want, but it's better to watch it on TV.

We got a bunch of video games we can play.

Fighting games. Do you like those?

Dude. Dude.

That was your mom?

Well, my stepmom, yeah.

Dude.

Do you know who that is?

Yeah, it's my stepmom. We just covered that.

She's a...

She's a porn star. She's a porn star. She's a pornographic star, man.

What?

No. My favorite one.

She works in like HR, dude. She's not a porn star. What are you talking about?

Oh, God.

Get out. You want to see something?

Get out of your phone. Give me your phone.

Okay.

That's your phone?

Yeah, but it's great, dude. It's got that centipede game where it goes like

this. Bro, let me hit you with some technology.

Whoa. All right, now.

I'm serious, man.

What?

I'm going to show you something that's going to fucking blow your tits off,

okay? So just bear with me, okay? All right.

Ryan Conner.

That's not her. Her name's Louise.

Stupid. You knew that.

Dad.

How is your sleepover?

You work in HR, huh?

Huh? What's that?

Is that HR?

You.

Out.

Fuck. Can I, like, maybe get a selfie or follow back? Fuck. I love you, Santa!

Baby.

My whole life is a lie.

I tried to protect you from computers and phones and technology.

Yeah. I'm sorry. I mean, I didn't play naked doing things.

Yeah.

Well.

I'm really good at it.

Well, yeah, I mean... You want me to show you?

I already saw.

Is

it

okay?

How does it feel?

Good.

Do you like that baby?

Bye.

You want that baby?

Can I? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, baby.

Get it.

Oh, fuck

yeah. You want me to do it alone?

Yeah, you want to try something?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

That feels good.

Here, why don't you try something else?

What?

Try it in there.

In your ass?

Yeah. Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Holy fuck.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Shit. Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah,

yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Holy shit.

Fuck yeah.

I'm gonna watch your ass bounce on it.

Yeah, he made me all sweaty

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, baby, that's so nice.

Did you watch my porn all night?

Did you watch my porn all night? Did you learn something?

Did you learn something?

You like that, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's good.

That's good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, that's so good, baby.

Yeah, keep

fucking

and keep fucking

I'll be right back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You like that? You like that?

Oh fuck yeah!

Oh shit.

Oh yeah.