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Thank you for coming over. I really, really appreciate you.

See, there's been these break -ins in the neighborhood. They're scaring me,

I bought these cameras, and I tried to put the wires together.

Baby, I need you.

Yeah, I think I could figure it out. Stop crying. It shouldn't really be that

hard. Thank you. I just don't want to be here alone without knowing what's

happening in the neighborhood.

You're such a good baby boy.

Yeah, you don't have to worry. Nothing's going to happen.

Thank you.

Honey, be careful.

Do you know what you're doing?

Yeah, I've done this once or twice, but, yeah.

My God, you have just grown up to be such a big boy.

Oh, um... I'm going to hold you so you don't fall, okay?

Uh, okay, Grandma, yeah.

You... You've been working out.

Yeah, a little bit here and there, but nothing, like, too crazy.

Grandma needs a big, strong man to be here to fix things like this.

And some other things.

Okay, but be careful.

How does this work?

It's not that hard. You just have to mount it up here and, like... Mount it,

huh?

How do I use this exactly after?

Baby, you need to be careful. Don't fall.

I'll hold you. I'll hold you steady, okay?

I'm not going anywhere.

You know, I'm good, Grandma. I don't think that's, like, helping too much.

It's a baby.

I'm so scared to be alone.

Oh, well, the cameras should fix everything.

You know, it's a good idea you're doing that.

Thank you.

You're just the best. You're just the best, boy.

Just growing up to be such a good boy.

You want me to help you down?

Yeah, I'm all set.

That's your phone. Be very careful, I know. Come.

Okay. Thank you.

It'll just... How does it work? Does it just stay up there?

Yeah, you got to turn the phone on, open the app.

It's always the phone.

Okay. It's easy, girl. You just hit it on your own.

Okay. Oh, I see. Okay, so I turn it on, and then I just, it says record. It's

like, oh, it's recording.

Yeah. Okay, but baby, what happens if, like, somebody breaks in, and I look at

my phone, and I see that they broke in, but then I can't have you and nobody

else. How do I call somebody? Do I call somebody?

Well, I'll have. that too, so I could, you know, help you out if God could get

that out if it happens. Ah, okay.

Okay. So you can see?

Yeah. So you can see and I can see?

Yeah, I can see all the cameras in the house. Okay, so if somebody breaks in,

you'll come over here and be with me, right? Yeah. And you said you'll do some

sleepovers? I don't like to be alone.

Yeah, I get that, Grandma. Okay. I'll come over every now and then.

Okay, you're the best baby in the world. I have to, I'll be right back, okay?

Okay, yeah, I'll be here.

Okay, okay.

I'm going to take it with me everywhere I go.

Thank you baby, thank you.

Well, let's see how this app goes.

Is that a bedroom?

Hmm.

Nana, are you okay?

I don't know what to say.

This is too weird for me.

Enjoyed the show, my baby. Such a big boy.

Oh, Tyler.

Thank you so much for coming over again, honey.

Yeah, of course, Grandma.

Um, I don't think the app's working correctly.

Uh, what do you mean? Why not?

Because, like, you told me to press start, okay?

Right. But do I never press stop?

Well, if you press stop, it will stop. But that's like if you only want it to

stop recording.

Baby, I just want to thank you so much for... You're just the best grandson.

Because, I mean,

what would I do without you? I need to thank you. Thank you. Oh, it's fine.

not a big deal, Grandma.

Oh.

But... But I need to talk to you about something, Grandma. Like, I...

I saw everything, like, that you were doing in your room.

I don't have a very good memory, honey. I have a little bit of Alzheimer's

coming in, so... Was I sleepwalking?

No, you were... It's hot in here. It looked like you were awake.

It's hot in here.

Um, I was awake.

Yeah, on the bed, you were like...

I don't really know what to think of it.

You don't have to think anything. You're a big boy, honey. It's normal to have

those feelings about women and to get like

this. Like, it's okay.

Yeah, but I don't know if it's okay, like, with you.

Aw, you don't find Nana pretty?

Well, I just... You're my grandma, like, I don't...

What would mom say?

Oh, mom, shmum.

Your mom's so boring.

Don't you thank you? Let Nana thank you for everything you've done around here.

Baby, aren't you hot?

I'm hot.

Nana's hot. A little bit, yeah.

Yeah, it's hot.

That's so much better.

Oh, baby, just let...

Maybe you should put that back on, Grandma.

No, Grandma's hot.

It gets so hot. It's like worse than menopause. It's like past that.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

What's wrong?

Shh.

You're doing an awful lot of talking.

Let Nana just think.

Nana's going to buy you new pants.

Better pants.

What's wrong with these ones?

Your mom's not buying you nice clothes.

Nana will get you nice clothes.

Nana, we... Baby, it's really hot in here. Nana's so hot.

Come on, we really shouldn't be doing this. This is... I don't know,

this is just like...

I mean, I know, but you were watching me. That's not right.

Why were you watching Nana?

Because you think Nana's pretty.

Oh, my God.

This is inappropriate.

Then stop talking and close your eyes.

I just want to thank you.

Oh, no, I want to thank you.

Do you like that?

Well, yeah, but it's just weird.

Like, you're my grandma.

Grandma.

Grandma.

Don't call me grandma. Call me Nana. I like Nana better.

Okay, Nana.

Oh, wow.

Papa never had anything this big for me.

What? Okay, I don't need to know that, Nana.

Close your mouth. Close your ears too. Just let me thank you.

It's so hot in here.

This is dinner.

What are you going to get me for dessert?

I don't know, Nana.

Tell me how you like it.

I mean, it does feel good, but just... Only answer the questions

when I ask.

I don't want to hear any excuses after them.

I asked you, does it feel good? You answer.

Yes.

Yeah,

I guess so.

I

just

want to thank you.

Yeah, and you thank me enough, Nana.

It's fine.

like your mother, always fucking talking.

Shut up.

Oh my god.

See,

I like looking at you.

You're such a big boy.

You don't think it's weird, Nana?

I didn't ask you to answer a question right now.

It's not weird.

I think lots of nanos think their

grandbabies when they help around the house.

Like this?

Oh my god.

You know what it feels like to come with me?

Yeah, of course, Nana. You want Nana to make you come?

We already got this far, I mean... That's a good plan.

I raised a good boy, and Nana raised a good mama.

Give me my dessert, baby.

You want me to come in your mouth, Nana?

When I tell you don't ask questions, just follow the directions, Nana said,

me my dessert.

All right, well, just keep going like that.

Oh, I'm going to come down.

Wow.

Uh, thanks, Nana, I guess.

You're welcome.

Thanks for coming over.

Yes. I think you might have to come and check on the cameras, like, at least

three times a week.

Nana doesn't like to be alone.

Uh, okay, yeah, I could swing by.

Okay. I know I just had dessert, but my little baby needs dinner. I've got

meatloaf on the stove.

I'm going to go get it for you, okay?

Okay, Nana.

Nana loves you.

I love you too, Nana.

Shh.

My little secret. I've got to go get dressed.

Wait, is that Nana's house?

Holy shit, I'm trying to break in.

Alarm?

Is he gone? That scared him off, right?

Holy shit. I can't believe someone tried to break into Nana's house.

She was right, I guess.

There are a lot of break -ins going on.

I better head over there right now.

Nana, are you okay? I came as soon as I saw.

Baby.

Yeah, I know. I hit the alarm. I saw someone trying to come in.

I can't do this. I can't stay here alone with these break -ins. You have to stay

with me.

I can't spend the night, Nana.

How am I going to sleep? No.

I'm not staying here alone.

He could come back.

He could come back.

He's not coming back.

He's not coming back.

Please don't leave me alone.

Bibi.

So you, did you push the alarm? You pushed the alarm?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you love Nana.

You saved me.

Well, of course. I wouldn't have just let someone break in. Come, baby.

Come sleep with Nana.

Come sleep with Nana. Come sleep with Nana. I'll spend the night, but I'll

in a different room.

No, no, you can't. I didn't wash the sheets and they're dirty. Come sleep

Nana. Come. Come,

baby. Come lay down with me, okay?

I guess, yeah.

Oh.

Baby.

You're the best.

He's not going to come back, right?

No, he shouldn't come back. No, you know.

How am I going to thank you?

Well, you don't have to thank me now.

Man, it's so hot again. It's always so hot.

Come with me.

Just let Nana thank you.

Well, how?

How Nana thanked you when you put my cameras up.

If I didn't have those cameras, he would have come in here and he would have

gotten Nana.

Yeah, but one time was already kind of like different. Like, I don't know if

this should happen again.

I think that every time you make sure that I'm safe, because you do love me.

Well, yeah, but this is just like, I don't know. It's weird.

Shh. We're supposed to be getting some sleep, okay?

Okay, Nana.

Mm -hmm.

Did you come back for Nana?

Well, of course. Someone was trying to break in.

Did you come back for another reason for Nana?

I don't know, Nana.

Kind of inappropriate.

Come.

It's hot in here.

Yeah, that'll get you nice and comfy.

Yeah.

You're taking it off too, Nana?

I told you.

It's hot.

Hey.

It's a little late for a midnight snack.

Nana wants to really thank you this time, okay?

Because that could have been really hard.

Yeah, that sounds good, Nana.

Yeah, I'll just sit back now.

Can

Nana

feel that?

Feel what, Nana?

You want to? You don't think that's, like, wrong?

Who cares?

I'm just thanking you for making me be safe.

I guess.

You want it, don't you?

I feel so good now.

Yeah.

I'm just thanking you.

Such a good boy.

You've grown up to be such a lovely young man.

Yeah, I'm ready now.

good man. Yes it is.

Man that's something so nice to know.

Long time.

I love that.

Yeah. So good at it.

Man, I love what she's doing.

It's so hard for you now.

Don't tell your mom.

No, no.

I'm not going to tell anybody.

You can't either.

You got to go, boy.

You got to go.

when you tease me like that, Anna.

How's your adrenaline now?

Does it feel good now?

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah?

Uh -huh. Oh.

Yeah. I don't need to lick that.

Just lick that. Oh, yeah, I don't need to lick that.

Oh.

Oh, God.

This is... You're crying after these, aren't you, little boy?

I love your pussy Nana.

You

gonna

stay nice and hard for Nana?

Of course Nana.

You feeling safer Nana?

Yeah, I feel much safer.

Like that baby?

Yeah, just like that Nana.

Just like that. Yeah.

It's a good boy.

It's a good boy.

A perfect view.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I think Nana's kind of sexy.

Of course, Nana.

Yeah.

Oh, in the air.

Oh, yeah.