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And chocolate chip pancakes
for...
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Bethlehem Temple's
most fearless leader.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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All right y'all,
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y'all ready for
the Bible Bowl tonight?
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Now y'all know
Bethlehem Temple's
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got quite the winning streak.
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No pressure though, no pressure.
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Stinney told me about the
little record he got going on
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and we are more than ready.
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[cheering]
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Father, Son, Holy Ghost,
ooh, ooh!
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Uh... Speak for yourselves
because are we?
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Like, are we really ready?
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-Yeah.
-Okay. Then let me quiz y'all.
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When God told Solomon
to build the temple,
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what were the exact measurements
of the inside
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of the sanctuary, huh?
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Sharon, that's what's got you
stressing?
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Girl.
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[Corey] Don't be a nerd.
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Loser.
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The questions ain't
gonna be that hard.
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It's gonna be simple stuff
like...
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-Who built the ark?
-Noah.
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-Moses parted the Red...?
-Sea.
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How many commandments are there?
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Twelve.
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[Calvin chuckles]
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Yeah... Good call sitting him
out on this one.
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[Corey] Absolutely.
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? Churchy ?
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? I'm going to church today ?
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We got this.
We're gonna get the gold.
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Silver and gold.
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[Corey & Rodney] Have I not?
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No! No, no, no, no.
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I just pieced this place
together after you
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decided you want
to choke Corey out.
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I did not get choked out.
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No, he did kind of hem you up,
bro.
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Yeah, I saw your soul leave
your body for a few minutes.
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[Ted] Guys...
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Guys, I come in peace.
I'm just here for my cup of joe.
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Then I'm headed back to the
church to finish setting up
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for the Bible Bowl.
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There's still time to throw
in the towel.
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Hey, that's funny, cuz.
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Why would I throw in the towel
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when we won the Bible Bowl
the last nine years?
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Correction...
Pastor Stinney owned that trophy
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for the last nine years,
not you.
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So let's not take credit
for somebody else's hard work.
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Oh...
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Didn't you steal all them
sermons off of YouTube?
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You can't steal
what's public domain.
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Anyway, Corey...
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you seem pretty confident.
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Why don't we make
things interesting?
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Why don't we, cuz?
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[Mother Jean] You did...
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what!?
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Technically,
it's still a fundraiser.
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It's just that only the winning
team will leave
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with all the finances.
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[Mother Jean]
Corey, that offering really
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would have been a blessing
to our church and to Teddy's.
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And you just gambled it away.
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How could you be so bad
with money?
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You and my nephew have turned
something that was supposed
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to be a blessing into some sort
of gamble!
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-Mm-mm.
-[Corey] I...
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I didn't mean for it
to go like this, but Teddy,
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he just kept pushing
and pushing and pushing.
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[Mother Jean]
Yeah, yeah, and you let him.
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It's always Teddy.
It's always somebody.
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But our responsibility is
to this church,
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this community,
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not one of
your little rivalries.
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I'm done.
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Mm, I got him... Mm-hmm.
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[Corey, sighs] Look, I...
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I... Stinney, I'm sorry.
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Man, I'm just...
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Bury him! Do you understand me?
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Bury him...
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into the ground!
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Stomp him into the ground!
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What?
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What was all that?
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You think I got this far without
knowing how to play the role?
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Come on, now.
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You did say this was all
or nothing, right?
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-Yeah.
-You bet it.
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Go get it.
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[gentle music]
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Which Hebrew texts also appear
in the Book of Solomon?
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This one's... [indistinct].
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And this one... I need to get...
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Um...
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[indistinct] in Spanish.
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Calvin?
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-Yeah?
-Calvin!?
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-What?
-Ca--
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-Calvin, hello?
-Huh?
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Huh?
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Really?
Out of all the places,
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this where
you want to play Jenga?
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Oh, my bad.
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I needed somewhere safe
to store this merch.
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For tonight?
The Bible Bowl?
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There's no merch for
the Bible Bowl.
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Ain't no merch for
the Bible Bowl?
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Hold on. Then...
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Ain't no merch
for the Bible Bowl?
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What? What?
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I can't...
[imitates explosion]
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[laughing]
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Bible Bowl merch, baby.
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You like that?
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-[scoffs] Mm.
-You like that?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Wow!
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-Yeah.
-Calvin!?
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-Yes?
-How you spell Bible?
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B-I-B-E-L, Bible? Duh.
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Who don't know how
to spell Bible?
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-[chuckling]
-[Sharon sighs]
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I gotta get back to studying.
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Oh, you're studying for
the Bible Bowl?
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My bad. I came in loud.
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Listen, I got you.
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You ain't gonna
even know I'm here.
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Please,
just the Bibel shirts....
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-Just get them out of my face.
-My bad, I'm sorry.
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Psalms, Psalms, Psalms.
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"Listen to me--"
[tape ripping]
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I did it too long.
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That's the thing...
Well, it's okay.
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But now it's got me.
Now it's... damn it.
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Sharon, help me now.
It's got...
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It's got me now!
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I got two hands.
I forgot.
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I be forgetting I have
two hands sometimes.
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You ever wash your hair
and forget
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you can breathe
through your nose?
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You be like, "Ah,
I almost drowned in the shower!"
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[chuckles]
[tape scratches]
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? Ah, ah, ah, ah,
ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh ?
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[laughs] Yeah, do a harmony.
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[Both] ? Ah, ah, ah, ah,
ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh ?
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[Rodney] ? Oh, yeah ?
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Rodney! There you are.
Look, man.
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We need to talk about
the game plan.
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Game plan? Bro,
we literally about to practice.
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Practice!
You talkin' bout practice?!
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Stop, stop.
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Let me do my Iverson thing.
You talkin' 'bout practice?!
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Not a game, man!
Practice?!
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-Bro?
-Okay, okay, look.
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I don't care about the trivia.
We can lose that.
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But the music?
The music?!
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Got to be right!
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Bro, we're already
pretty strong.
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Pretty strong.
Pretty strong?
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Pretty strong does not
keep the streak alive, Rodney.
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Pretty strong gets us
a participation trophy
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and a pity clap.
This is winner take all.
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I thought this was
a community fundraiser.
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[Corey & Rodney]
It is!
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Look, man,
I need you to lock in.
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-Well, I'm locked in.
-Are you locked in?
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-Bro, I'm locked in!
-You know what?
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I think I need to take over.
Just run point
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to make sure
this is all airtight.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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You the pastor.
I'm... I'm just here to serve.
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Nowyou're locked in!
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Let's do it.
Uh, uh, uh!
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[Corey & Rodney]
Father, Son, and Holy Ghost!
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Okay, let's go!
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We need to rehearse!
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Where is the rest of
my praise team?
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Bro, rehearsal really
don't even start
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for about 15--
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Well, look who walked in!
Jamal!
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Look at me, y'all!
I got protective style!
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Baby hair and braids!
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I come in whatever I want!
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Do you think Teddy's praise team
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just waltzes in
in a white dress
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whenever they feel like
showing up? No!
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With the Frappucino, no less?
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No, ma'am!
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First of all,
this is a smoothie.
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You see that?
Smooth-ie.
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Second of all, unless you about
to start cuttin' checks,
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I get here when I get here.
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Oh, so now it's about money.
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I thought this was about
ministry.
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We're supposed to serve
with a servant's heart.
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-Now you talkin' about money?
-[Rodney] Bro.
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This is what's wrong
with the praise team.
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-Bro.
-All right, here we go.
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From the top.
And...
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-A-one, two, three--
-[Jamal slurps smoothie]
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[swallows obnoxiously]
Ahh!
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-Are you done?
-Are youdone?
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[gentle music]
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[Calvin]
But see, this ain't just
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a shirt, okay?
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This is a memory.
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Come on, Bible Bowl, baby!
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You spelled Bible wrong.
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I'm only charging 15, not 25.
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15, huh?
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I need my change.
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-Okay.
-15, right?
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-Yep, 15.
-Okay, give me my change.
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-Mm-hmm... change.
-That's it, that's it!
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Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
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I need my change.
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God loves a cheerful giver.
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[Customer]
You're lucky I'm saved.
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Alright, alright, y'all, now...
Now, get your fans.
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Get your Bible Bowl fans, folks.
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Stay cool while you cheer.
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Limited edition!
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[chuckles] Get your fans, folks.
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Get your fans!
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Don't let that Holy Ghost
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hit before you...
Hey, whoa, whoa.
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Fans, huh? [chuckles]
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That's real cute.
What else you got?
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You got
a signature communion cup?
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[laughing]
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You just mad 'cause you ain't
think of it first.
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Let me ask you this, though.
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How many of those fans you got?
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Got about five more boxes in
my trunk.
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-Five more?
-Listen...
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You help
me move these here tonight?
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-Right.
-Might just cut you in.
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Let me think about that...
Hey, I'm in.
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Man, you just keep popping up.
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Okay, but listen,
here's the thing.
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Do this my way,
we make a lot of money.
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Deal.
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-Yeah? [chuckles]
-Yeah.
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-You in the van outside?
-Yeah.
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I almost broke into that.
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-You did?
-Yeah.
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When I came back, I saw the key,
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and I said
"Somebody was in here."
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[upbeat gospel music]
[applause and cheering]
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Welcome to the Bible Bowl!
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Hallelujah, Lubbock!
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-[Carl] Hallelujah, Lubbock!
-[cheering and applause]
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On tonight,
we have a clash of the Titans.
259
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Returning nine-year champions
260
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Bethlehem Temple is here!
261
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-[applause and cheering]
-[Carl] Going up against...
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Sacred Kingdom!
263
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[applause and cheering]
264
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Sacred! Sacred Kingdom!
265
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The stakes...
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are higher than a Jezebel's
heels on a good working night.
267
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-[laughing]
-[Carl] The competition's...
268
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hotter
than Nebuchadnezzar's furnace.
269
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Tighten your Bible belts,
people.
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Trivia round starts now.
271
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[cheering]
272
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[Carl] Alright, teams.
273
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Sacred Kingdom!
274
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Who built the ark?
275
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:40,482
That's a tough one.
Um, could you...
276
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Who built the ark?
That was the question.
277
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Who... built the ark?
278
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We're gonna go with, um... Noah.
279
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That is correct!
280
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[applause and cheering]
281
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Sacred Kingdom off to
a hot start, blazing hot!
282
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Next question...
Bethlehem Temple:
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Spell... Deuteronomy.
284
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,862
Right... D-E-U--
285
00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:05,172
In Hebrew!
286
00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:06,551
In Hebrew?
287
00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:07,827
Yes, please. In Hebrew.
288
00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:11,034
[speaking Hebrew poorly]
289
00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,137
That is incorrect!
290
00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:13,758
There's
no phlegm in the spelling
291
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,137
of Deuteronomy in Hebrew!
292
00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:17,275
We can't even spell it
in English!
293
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,344
I thought you were a pastor.
[chuckling]
294
00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:20,482
Pass the dictionary.
295
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,172
[laughing]
296
00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:25,827
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me guess.
297
00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:27,758
-You need a fan, right?
-Absolutely not.
298
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,000
It's, like, 32 degrees in there.
Do you have a hoodie?
299
00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:31,931
Um, so, we ain't got no hoodies.
300
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,758
I can get you, like,
four or five of these t-shirts.
301
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:35,517
-How much are they?
-How much you got?
302
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:36,827
Oh, I have money.
I have...
303
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,344
Oh, perfect, cash.
That's enough right here.
304
00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:40,034
So let me go ahead
and get you those right here.
305
00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:41,517
That's exact price,
I was gonna say.
306
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,034
I ain't gonna charge you
no tax on it.
307
00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:44,827
-Okay.
-All right, be blessed, now.
308
00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:46,172
[Carl] All right,
Bethlehem Temple, keep up.
309
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:50,206
As you know, Christ,
our Lord and Savior, Jesus,
310
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was employed
as a carpenter by trade.
311
00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,862
Assuming He was
312
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buried on a Friday
and resurrected that Sunday,
313
00:10:58,413 --> 00:10:59,793
name...
314
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:03,689
the employee that was
called in to cover His shift
315
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:04,965
on that Monday.
316
00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,724
What kind...
What kind of question is this?
317
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:07,896
Employee?
318
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,827
I'm just reading the cards.
I'm...
319
00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:09,862
-What shift?
-What?
320
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,068
He was in the pit.
321
00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:12,206
He was W-9.
322
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,551
That is incorrect!
[buzzer]
323
00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:15,620
That's looking shaky for
your crown.
324
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:16,862
It really is.
325
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:18,551
-[laughs]
-[Calvin] The holy water!
326
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,517
You get in there
like a church raid.
327
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,689
-Yeah! I like that!
-Then go around [indistinct].
328
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:25,241
$5.99 for some lemonade?
Y'all trippin'.
329
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:27,241
Yeah, is you is,
or is you ain't thirsty, man?
330
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,448
You sell a little bit of
everything up in here.
331
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:30,793
That's right.
332
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,379
We also got this little fan
right here to... [sniffs]
333
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,379
whiff that... that smell
of devil's lettuce up off you.
334
00:11:34,517 --> 00:11:35,586
Ooh... Yeah.
335
00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:37,172
No, you smelling that orange,
brother.
336
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,241
-Yeah, that orange reefer.
-You better let him know.
337
00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:41,724
-[laughing]
-Orange reefer.
338
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,137
You need some more?
339
00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:44,241
Do you need some more?
340
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,586
-Jesus!
-Oh...
341
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,206
I ain't the only ones up
in here selling something.
342
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,482
-All right.
-I'll see you, though.
343
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:51,068
They just let any type
of heathens in here.
344
00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:52,344
-Yeah, he got...
-I cannot believe...
345
00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:54,241
-Restin' crime face.
-That he didn't...
346
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,862
-He ain't baptized.
-Let me taste a little bit.
347
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,344
Hey, my man! Hey!
348
00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,586
I'm just going to the bathroom.
349
00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:01,413
-No, no!
-[Calvin] Hey! Yo, man! Come on!
350
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,551
What are the first three words
351
00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:07,206
in the beginningof the Bible?
352
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,965
In the beginning.
353
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,103
[Corey] Leading the witness,
objection.
354
00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:14,827
Bethlehem Temple,
question for you.
355
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:16,793
Our friend Noah, God put him
356
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:18,758
in charge of building the ark,
357
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:19,965
where the animals
358
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:21,689
-needed to be rounded up--
-Two by two!
359
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:23,517
That was not the question!
360
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,482
The question is:
361
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:27,413
what were the exact
362
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:30,137
measurements of the ark
363
00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,724
in cubits?
364
00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:36,000
300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide,
and 30 cubits high.
365
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:41,275
What? That... That... That...
That's surprisingly right.
366
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:42,517
Yeah! Let's go!
367
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,206
Go, Sharon!
368
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,758
What is the first letter
369
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,551
of the word Bible?
370
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:49,620
B.
371
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:50,793
You'd be correct, sir.
372
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:55,517
Recite Psalm 119:105...
backwards!
373
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:58,275
Feet my to lamp a is word thy!
374
00:12:58,379 --> 00:12:59,344
[raucous cheering]
375
00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,965
[buzzer beeps]
376
00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:02,551
That would be Mount Sinai.
377
00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:04,000
Judas...
378
00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:05,034
Jesus...
379
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,379
[Carl] How many spices were in
380
00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:08,172
the holy anointed oil...
381
00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:10,103
-in Exodus?
-[Sharon] Four: Myrrh,
382
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,620
cinnamon, cassia,
calamus!
383
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:12,758
That's correct.
384
00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:14,172
[applause and cheering]
385
00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:17,206
What was the weight
of Goliath's armor...
386
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:19,172
in shekels?
387
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:21,275
500 shekels, or 125 pounds.
388
00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:22,896
[applause and cheering]
389
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,275
Sharon! Let's go!
390
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:26,724
How do you
even know that that's right?
391
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:27,965
The lights?
The lights came from here.
392
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:28,931
Yeah, correct.
393
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,448
[applause and cheering]
394
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:31,517
[Sharon] Malchus,
Peter cut off his ear.
395
00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:33,172
Five loaves of bread.
396
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,103
[Sharon] 1446 B.C.
397
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:36,034
Yes!
398
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,206
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
399
00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,827
[Sharon] Jemimah, Keziah,
Keren-Happuch!
400
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:42,034
Yeah!
401
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:48,448
What is the 144,000 mentioned
in Revelation 7?
402
00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:52,862
The 12 tribes of Israel,
12,000 each tribe.
403
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:56,000
Yes! Yeah!
404
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,931
[indistinct whispering]
405
00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:02,344
I got your back,
I got your back,
406
00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:03,448
I got your back.
407
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:04,827
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
408
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,241
[Calvin] 72?
409
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:09,793
That's basically Antarctica.
410
00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:12,000
Ain't no wonder why them church
fans is gathering dust.
411
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:15,000
Hey, time for
some divine intervention.
412
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:18,172
I like that!
Hey, boy, you got bars, boy!
413
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,137
And on the seventh day,
the Lord said,
414
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:22,379
"Let there be heat."
415
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,448
[imitates fire]
416
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:24,448
[laughing]
417
00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:26,275
Wow, didn't expect this turnout.
418
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:27,689
Wow, this is... This is weird.
419
00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:29,344
You guys blew that lead
like the Lakers.
420
00:14:29,448 --> 00:14:31,275
-Wow!
-That... That... That's enough.
421
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:32,620
[Carl]
So now we gotta break the tie.
422
00:14:32,724 --> 00:14:35,103
Last question goes
to Sacred Kingdom.
423
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:41,068
Who is the first king of Israel?
424
00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:45,206
And if you don't get it right,
Saulgood!
425
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,551
David!
426
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:48,965
[audience groans]
427
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:50,137
That is incorrect!
428
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:50,965
Yes.
429
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:52,000
Bethlehem Temple...
430
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:52,896
Who...
431
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:53,931
was the first...
432
00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:54,965
king...
433
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,344
-of Israel?
-King Saul!
434
00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:01,586
From 1050 B.C. to 1010 B.C.
435
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:02,551
That is correct.
436
00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,482
[applause and cheering]
437
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,344
[Rodney] Oh, my God!
438
00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:09,137
Oh, my God!
439
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,448
Wow... Somehow Bethlehem Temple
takes the first round.
440
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,413
All right, we're gonna take
a brief intermission,
441
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:16,517
and we're gonna come back
442
00:15:16,655 --> 00:15:19,758
with the grand finale gospel
sing-off!
443
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:21,551
[applause and cheering]
[upbeat music]
444
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:26,758
That's what I'm talking
'bout y'all!
445
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:28,793
-[Corey] You see?
-Impressive.
446
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,827
Round one was a fluke.
447
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,413
I guess the Lord works
in mysterious ways.
448
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:36,137
Oh, He was mysteriously working
overtime on all our questions.
449
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,827
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
excuse me.
450
00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,241
If I didn't know any better,
451
00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:41,068
it sounds like you're accusing
me of, I don't know,
452
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,862
handpicking the host,
453
00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,103
carefully curating
your impossible questions,
454
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,517
and stacking the deck entirely
in my favor.
455
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,551
Clearly, you don't know any
better.
456
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,413
That is exactly what I'm
accusing you of.
457
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:50,724
Did you not, did he not get it?
458
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:51,827
-Literally.
-Bingo!
459
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,172
I thought it was clear in
the sarcasm.
460
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,000
See you round two... Pastor!
461
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:57,931
Y'all in for a treat.
462
00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,448
All right, y'all, look.
We got the lead.
463
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,000
-All we gotta do is keep it.
-Say less.
464
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:04,034
They ain't heard my song yet,
and they ain't seen my thing.
465
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,586
Woo! Ah!
466
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:08,000
Father, Son, and Holy Ghost!
Let's go!
467
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,034
-Yes!
-[Corey] Yes!
468
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:10,862
? Oh, oh, yeah ?
469
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,827
Yeah, Sharon!
Yeah, you did that!
470
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,862
Thank you, guys.
471
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,551
You know,
I really appreciate it.
472
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,827
Ah, yeah.
I can see you hot.
473
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,275
-[laughing]
-A double entendre!
474
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,379
I see what you did.
475
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,206
Excuse me.
My brothers, how much is this?
476
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,310
-Uh...10.
-50.
477
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:28,724
Excuse me for a second.
478
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,655
[indistinct whispering]
479
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:33,517
50.
480
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,206
-[Eddie] Mm-hmm.
-$50...
481
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:36,827
Yeah, well, don't be using
the product until you pay
482
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:38,068
for the product, okay?
483
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,413
Please, I don't have that money.
Please.
484
00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:40,827
I understand, but this
is a commemorative run.
485
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:42,310
This is Martin Luther King's
signature right there.
486
00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,034
Please, let me get one for free.
Please, just one time.
487
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,517
We do not have anything
for free.
488
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:46,793
-No.
-[Calvin] No time.
489
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,206
-This is no free.
-Yeah, you can go on...
490
00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:49,724
Go on back in there.
Go on to hell.
491
00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:51,068
The Lord will frown upon you.
492
00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,758
Yeah, well, you know what?
At least I'll be cool.
493
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,965
Look at me! Look at me!
There's a little preview
494
00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:56,586
in the sanctuary
of where you headed to.
495
00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:58,965
[Calvin chuckles]
How you doing? Okay.
496
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,862
-Thank you. Here you go.
-You see how she did that?
497
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,379
-There you go.
-You see how she did that?
498
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:06,620
[smooth music]
499
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,241
How are you not absolutely
melting right now?
500
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,793
It feels like
the devil's armpit in here.
501
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:16,137
You know, it doesn't bother me.
It reminds me of home.
502
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:17,896
Where are you from?
503
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:23,310
The South, my friend...
The Deep South.
504
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:28,103
God bless you. God bless you.
505
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,620
Hey, y'all, anybody seen Corey?
It's go time.
506
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:33,793
He said he needed to go change.
507
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:36,241
What he change into?
508
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:39,586
God bless you. I know.
509
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:40,931
Even though we
have a little extra heat,
510
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:42,758
you know, we have something
to celebrate.
511
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,965
Thanks to your generosity,
512
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:48,241
we have raised an incredible...
513
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,068
$100,000!
514
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,862
[applause and cheering]
515
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:55,517
I can't leave this platform
without thanking
516
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,310
our key sponsor,
517
00:17:57,413 --> 00:18:00,689
Mr. Maverick West
of Jumping Joyland!
518
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:03,655
[applause]
519
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:04,551
Thank you, sir.
520
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:07,275
All right, what'd I miss, y'all?
521
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,206
Clearly the memo
that you and Carl Lentz
522
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,517
should never, ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever dress alike.
523
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,965
What, you don't like the fit?
524
00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:16,172
Fit where, bro?
Them pants do not fit.
525
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:17,482
These got spandex in them,
y'all.
526
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:18,724
[Sharon] Stop it, stop it.
527
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:19,827
Bro, you're embarrassing us
right now.
528
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,103
All right, you know what?
529
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:22,206
Guys, we're focused
on the wrong thing.
530
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:23,862
We need to focus on this.
Y'all, lock in.
531
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:24,931
Don't worry about the outfit.
532
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:25,793
Let's worry about
the performance.
533
00:18:25,862 --> 00:18:27,137
That's nice of you to say.
534
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,655
I said, are you ready?
535
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,620
First up,
536
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:35,482
Bethlehem Temple!
537
00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:37,517
Watch me.
538
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,206
[Corey] Watch me.
[upbeat music]
539
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,379
[Rodney] Come on, Bible Bowl!
540
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:42,758
Let's lift up Jesus!
541
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,137
Oh!
542
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,379
? This is the day
the Lord has made ?
543
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,137
? I will rejoice ?
544
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,724
? And be glad
Can you help me say?
545
00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:53,413
-? Rejoice
-? Rejoice ?
546
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,275
-? Rejoice, rejoice
-? Rejoice ?
547
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:56,482
-? Yeah
-? Rejoice ?
548
00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:58,000
? Rejoice and be glad ?
549
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,000
Put your hands
together and say...
550
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:02,896
-? Rejoice, yeah
-? Rejoice, rejoice ?
551
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,275
? Rejoice ?
552
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:08,172
? We'll lift up
the name of Jesus ?
553
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:10,586
? We will give You ?
554
00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:12,413
? All the praise ?
555
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:14,103
? For You have done ?
556
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:15,896
-? Many wonderful things
-? Wonderful things ?
557
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,034
? I will rejoice
and be glad in it ?
558
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:20,517
I will, I will, I will!
559
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,827
? I will lift... ?
560
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:23,241
Oh, here comes the young thugs.
561
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:25,620
Hey, man, can we get some
lemonade?
562
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,862
Oh, whoa, whoa, take that bass
out your voice.
563
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:31,172
Right, you come up bellowin'
[growls obnoxiously]
564
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,931
Can we get some lemonade?
How much is it?
565
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,275
-15.99.
-Yeah.
566
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,275
$15 for lemonade?
I already bought your shirts.
567
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:39,103
You said this was a large.
This is a "shmedium", at least.
568
00:19:39,241 --> 00:19:40,586
-At least.
-First of all, first of all,
569
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,551
I said it's gonna make you
look large, okay?
570
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:43,896
-That's what you said.
-You look swole right now,
571
00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:45,448
is what I'm trying to say.
572
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,965
Y'all take Apple Pay or not?
Come on.
573
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,931
Are you working for
the government?
574
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,551
You trying to itemize it?
You gonna write that off?
575
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,862
-Who sent you?
-Cash only, man.
576
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:55,862
-[teens muttering]
-[laughing]
577
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,310
Oh hey, let me get that.
578
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,241
Oh, here you go.
579
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:00,758
-Are you serious?
-Mm-hmm.
580
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:03,068
-That's not a lot.
-All sales are final, too.
581
00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:05,241
-Let's get out of here.
-Look how large your hands look!
582
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,103
Like a giant got that cup!
583
00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:09,620
? He is Almighty God,
Wonderful Counselor ?
584
00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:12,586
? For You have done
many wonderful things ?
585
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,379
-? I will rejoice
-? Oh, Jesus ?
586
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,413
? And be glad ?
587
00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:18,241
Come on and give Him glory
in here!
588
00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:19,758
Come on, somebody!
589
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,724
Come lift up Jesus!
590
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,344
[applause]
[Carl] Glory!
591
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:25,000
Glory!
592
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:27,827
Glory!
593
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,068
Bethlehem Temple,
ladies and gentlemen!
594
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:30,586
[yawning]
595
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:32,517
[Carl] Bethlehem Temple!
596
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,172
Sacred Kingdom is going to
have something
597
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:35,172
to tussle with on that one.
598
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,896
Now top that!
599
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,448
-Oh, we will. Easily.
-[Carl] Ladies and gentlemen,
600
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:39,586
saints and aids...
[snaps fingers]
601
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:42,068
give it up, please,
602
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:45,275
for Sacred Kingdom
Fellowship Choir!
603
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,000
Y'all got Jason McGee?
604
00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,344
They got Jason McGee?
605
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,862
[Corey] They got Jason McGee
in their choir?
606
00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:54,862
-They got Jason McGee!
-[Carl] Led by Mr. Harper!
607
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,689
Mr. Harper?
608
00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:59,482
Y'all got Mr. Harper, too?
He don't go here.
609
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,517
Watches online... Close enough.
610
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:04,103
Oh, my God!
611
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:05,310
[applause and cheering]
612
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:10,620
[energetic music]
613
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:23,103
? When I think about
all God has done ?
614
00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:24,758
? For me ?
615
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,655
? He's brought me out ?
616
00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,655
? To trounce all the enemies ?
617
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:32,344
? I've got to ?
618
00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:33,931
? Praise Him ?
619
00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:37,103
? I've got to praise the Lord ?
620
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,344
? I've got to praise Him ?
621
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,551
? I've got to praise the Lord ?
622
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:46,448
? I've got to praise Him ?
623
00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:49,137
? I've got to praise the Lord ?
624
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:54,689
? I've got to praise Him,
I've got to praise the Lord ?
625
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:57,000
? I've got to praise Him ?
626
00:21:57,862 --> 00:22:00,931
? I've got to praise the Lord ?
627
00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:03,000
? I've got to praise Him ?
628
00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:07,275
? I've got to praise the Lord ?
629
00:22:07,379 --> 00:22:09,068
? I've got to praise Him ?
630
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:16,172
? I've got to praise the Lord,
I've got to praise Him ?
631
00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:19,103
? I've got the praise the Lord ?
632
00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:22,172
? I've got to praise Him ?
633
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:27,000
? I've got the praise the Lord ?
634
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,724
[energetic music continues]
635
00:22:30,862 --> 00:22:32,310
We're not losing.
636
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:33,862
[energetic music continues]
637
00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:35,620
Not on my watch.
638
00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,241
[energetic music continues]
639
00:22:45,586 --> 00:22:47,758
She is challenging him.
640
00:22:47,862 --> 00:22:52,034
[energetic music continues]
641
00:22:59,241 --> 00:23:00,827
Let me fit my praise in.
642
00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:03,137
[energetic music continues]
643
00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:11,862
Looks like Bethlehem Temple's
going to have
644
00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:14,172
to find another
way to cover those back taxes.
645
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,827
It's just a few bills.
646
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:18,482
God provides.
I'm gonna pray for you, brother.
647
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,103
Hey, guys.
648
00:23:20,172 --> 00:23:21,413
-[Corey] Mayor Wilson...
-[Ted] Mayor Wilson!
649
00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:22,310
Great to see you!
650
00:23:22,448 --> 00:23:24,413
Thank you.
651
00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:25,896
We could just come
to you if that's easier.
652
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,482
I didn't win two terms
by letting things come to me.
653
00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:31,034
You need a wheelchair or
something?
654
00:23:31,172 --> 00:23:32,862
[Mayor Wilson] Whew...
655
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,275
You two...
656
00:23:35,379 --> 00:23:36,586
certainly put on
657
00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:38,137
a show tonight.
658
00:23:38,241 --> 00:23:39,758
Teddy, could I have a moment
with Corey, please?
659
00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,655
Oh, of course.
660
00:23:41,758 --> 00:23:42,862
Alone.
661
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:44,551
-Oh!
-Thank you.
662
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,827
-Yeah, sure... Corey.
-Yes.
663
00:23:46,965 --> 00:23:50,000
I just want to say
that I am so glad
664
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,689
that we could come together
and bring God
665
00:23:53,827 --> 00:23:57,379
to the community
in such an impactful way, right?
666
00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:59,206
-Yeah?
-Yep, yep.
667
00:23:59,310 --> 00:24:01,586
You two have a blessed night.
668
00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:03,275
Yeah.
And drive home safe, Teddy.
669
00:24:03,413 --> 00:24:04,586
Put your seat belt on
670
00:24:04,689 --> 00:24:07,275
in case you crash in
an unfortunate accident.
671
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,482
Like you did on stage? Crashed.
672
00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:11,068
Terrible job.
673
00:24:11,172 --> 00:24:12,413
Mayor Wilson...
674
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:14,275
look I just want
to take this time to apologize
675
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:17,896
for the whole protest thing;
it was an unfortunate mistake.
676
00:24:18,034 --> 00:24:19,620
You know, some
of our members are elderly.
677
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,413
-They just... They don't--
-Corey, Corey, Corey.
678
00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:23,655
Relax... It's okay.
679
00:24:23,724 --> 00:24:24,724
Okay.
680
00:24:24,827 --> 00:24:26,620
It was a distasteful
coincidence,
681
00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:28,758
but a coincidence nonetheless.
682
00:24:28,896 --> 00:24:29,931
Yes, ma'am.
683
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:31,206
Now, I did a little homework
on you,
684
00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:33,172
so I know that you care.
685
00:24:33,275 --> 00:24:35,758
Now, how you show it,
well, you know,
686
00:24:35,862 --> 00:24:37,034
you could use
a little polishing.
687
00:24:37,103 --> 00:24:39,965
Perception is everything,
you know.
688
00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:44,000
People don't just follow pastors
because of what they say.
689
00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:46,275
They also follow them
for what they see.
690
00:24:46,379 --> 00:24:48,586
-Mm-hmm.
-[Mayor Wilson] Now...
691
00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:50,896
Fix it.
692
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,655
Yes... Yes, ma'am.
693
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,275
-All right.
-Consider it done.
694
00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:55,586
-Thank you.
-Yes.
695
00:24:55,689 --> 00:24:57,724
And listen,
for the love of all things holy,
696
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,896
lose that jacket.
697
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,448
Jodeci boots?
698
00:25:00,551 --> 00:25:02,137
I like Dru Hill.
699
00:25:02,241 --> 00:25:05,586
Oh, I knew crop top
does not work for my body type.
700
00:25:05,689 --> 00:25:07,793
-You want a fan?
-Pull it out.
701
00:25:07,931 --> 00:25:11,620
-Hey.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
702
00:25:11,758 --> 00:25:13,137
What did y'all do?
703
00:25:13,241 --> 00:25:15,172
Nothing.
We was picking up programs.
704
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,172
-[Eddie] Yeah.
-Yeah, programs.
705
00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:17,206
I mean, nothing illegal.
706
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:18,137
No.
707
00:25:18,241 --> 00:25:19,517
-In God's eyes.
-Amen.
708
00:25:19,655 --> 00:25:20,724
[Calvin]
We just came out here to, like,
709
00:25:20,827 --> 00:25:22,137
put something on the building
fund.
710
00:25:22,241 --> 00:25:24,137
Give me the money,
all the money.
711
00:25:24,241 --> 00:25:26,517
Everything y'all made belongs
to the church tonight.
712
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,620
-Everything else is in the box.
-[Eddie] Yeah.
713
00:25:28,724 --> 00:25:31,103
-How much is it?
-[shouting frantically]
714
00:25:34,655 --> 00:25:43,344
[upbeat music]
715
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,000
[music]
716
00:26:03,050 --> 00:26:07,600
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