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It's gonna be a good day.
It's gonna be a great day.
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Great day...
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What's up, Stinney?
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-Hey, hey.
-Oh, oh, okay. Okay...
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-Offensive line?
-All right.
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Hey, you hit me in my sternum.
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I can, I can explain.
Uh...
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Explain what, man?
What's going on?
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Just a second.
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Stinney, you good, brother?
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It was an honest mistake.
It must have slipped my mind.
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But I think they'll
be done soon.
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What?
Stinney, now you playing, man.
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Come on, man. Oh, oh...
Swim move, you see? All lean...
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-[Stinney] I tried to warn you.
-You know politics.
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[Stinney] Galatians 5:22.
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"Fruits of the spirit...
Gentleness and self-control."
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[hammers tap]
[boards creak]
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[Corey] Stinney!
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[Stinney] I tried to warn you,
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but you wouldn't listen.
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Stinney, why wasn't I told
the church
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is under construction?
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Technically, I told you.
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Sort of
It was in the book of bills.
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We don't have any money
for upgrades.
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Well, I thought the same thing,
too.
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So I charged it.
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Charged it? How much?
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A little bit.
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Stinney, how much?
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You can't put a price
on the Lord, Corey.
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[Corey] Stinney!
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How much did it cost?
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48.
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The First 48?
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48 Laws of Power?
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I know you didn't spend
$4,800 on construction?
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$48,000.
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-$48,000?!
-[Stinney] With a new look
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to the church,
we can make it up in donations.
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With the old look to the church,
we don't need donations!
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You make a strong point.
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Oh, my God.
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[Reporter] Pastor...
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we have a few questions.
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[Corey] What is this?
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How long have you
and your fianc� been
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in a polyamorous relationship?
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-Polyamorous relationship? What?
-[Reporter #2] Is it true
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that your gambling addiction is
the reason Bethlehem Temple
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is on
the brink of foreclosure?
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Gambling?
What are you talking about?
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[Reporter #3] Pastor Carr,
word is you stole tents
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from Lubbock's homeless
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for use at the church's
50th anniversary event.
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[Corey] No, what happened was
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-Calvin stole the...
-[Rodney] No more questions.
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No more questions.
No more questions.
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Now, the pastor has nothing
to hide.
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And if he did, y'all wouldn't
be the ones to find out.
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This is over. Let's go.
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-[Stinney] None of it's true!
-[Rodney] No, let's go.
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[Corey] No, it's BS!
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[Reporter #1]
We will not have it.
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[Corey] None of it's true.
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? Churchy ?
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? I'm going to church today
'cause I need love ?
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Man... I need a sandwich.
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-I gotta calm down.
-A sandwich at a time like this?
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There are lives at stake.
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Yeah, so is my blood pressure.
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What does a sandwich do
for your blood pressure?
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[Rodney] See, that's why
he left the church
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in the first place.
That's the reason you here.
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He too busy eating.
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-Are you kidding me right now?
-Listen, if I gotta go...
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I ain't got time to put down
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a toilet tissue
or a little thing.
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I just sit down
and I pray about it.
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That's...
disgusting, Calvin.
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Guys, guys, guys.
This is serious business.
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We actually might
have a problem.
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Look what I just saw online.
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[Ted] I'm not one to name names.
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But as a leader, as a pastor,
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integrity truly matters.
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So what do you do when
the truth comes to light?
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And for anyone
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who has the audacity to try
to judge this man
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for his alternative lifestyle,
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for welcoming multiple lovers
all at the same time,
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for his steadfast
delusions of betting
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on the Dallas Cowboys
year after year,
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I'm asking you,
brothers and sisters,
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to remember this verse:
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"He who is without sin,
cast the first stone".
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We all need to practice patience
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and pray for our dear brother
in Christ,
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Pastor...
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Corey Carr Jr.,
Bethlehem Temple.
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Yeah... Did you get all that?
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-I'm not watching this, bro.
-Goofy... A goofy.
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Ooh.
He is just annoying.
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-Annoying and goofy.
-[Sharon] You know, that man
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would lie to Jesus if it meant
he could get more people
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in his congregation.
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I mean, all this
because I told people he stole
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sermons off YouTube.
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And all he did is steal sermons
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off of YouTube,
like, directly, verbatim,
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word for word; like,
an all-you-can-preach buffet!
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He better be glad I'm saved,
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because I'd knock the ink off
that tattoo line.
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What y'all trying to get into?
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Huh? Y'all trying to get it
crackin'?
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Whoa...
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Because my application's
still pending.
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You know what I mean?
We can make it safe.
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-Okay.
-Just chill, Calvin.
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Okay? I'ma talk to him.
I'ma talk to him.
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Pastor to pastor,
I'ma square this away.
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We gonna clear this up. Okay?
We gonna clear this up.
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You sound scared.
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-I'm not scared.
-[Rodney] You don't need to go
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-back to jail.
-He sounds scared.
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You need to talk to your boy.
Okay?
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Jail... Remember jail?
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[Calvin] Fine, fine, fine, fine,
fine, fine.
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-[Calvin] Don't give me no gun.
-[Corey] Hey...
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-Yeah, uh...
-What?
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-They still out there?
-Yeah, everybody's out there.
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All the reporters
are out there that way.
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-So that's not gonna work.
-Oh, gosh!
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-They will not leave us alone!
-[Rodney] I got it.
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Look, you go focus on being holy
with him.
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-Y'all exchange scriptures.
-Okay.
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I'ma take care of this.
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Sounds like a job for
the Reverend Rescuer.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And his sidekick,
the Minister of Mayhem.
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Yeah!
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Okay,
you're not a minister at all.
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I'm not spending the day
with Tweedle Dee
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and Tweedle Dumb.
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Y'all handle that,
Rescuer, Minister of Meatballs,
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Sharon, come with me.
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If we sneak out the back,
I think it'll be good.
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[upbeat funk music]
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-Hey, how you doing?
-I'm good. How are you?
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Good! Let me know
when you're ready to order.
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[Keith] Will do.
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It's a large menu.
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What kind of restaurant is this?
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Uh, well, we serve food.
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Mm... Food... Understood.
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All right, um, [scoffs]
take your time, honey.
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We don't close
till next Christmas.
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Understood.
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Pastor Corey Carr!
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Get out here right now!
We know you hear us!
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Oh, Pastor Corey!
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We can see...
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Oh, look who's playing hooky.
Let's go.
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[Sharon sighs]
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You know what, Corey?
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You want some ice cream?
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No!
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Girl, I don't want no ice cream
at a time like this!
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[gentle music]
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[Corey] Mm.
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[chuckles]
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"I don't want any ice cream."
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Listen, when you right,
you right.
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Look at you.
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You enjoying yourself,
aren't you?
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[Corey] You know ice cream just
makes the day be okay.
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It ain't got to have a problem.
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-Makes your heart happy, huh?
-[Corey] Mm, mmm!
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[Sharon] I love it.
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You know, it got
the vanilla sprinkles!
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Let's get up. La, la, la!
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The star, the star,
Niles Burton!
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[Fan #1] Oh, hey, there.
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[Fan #2] You are more ripped
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than in the movies.
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I don't do 2,000
push-ups every morning
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-for no reason.
-Oh, yeah.
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[Keisha] Well, babe,
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how about you give
your two biggest fans
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an autograph before we go?
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-Sounds like a great idea.
-Okay.
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All right,
so who do I make this out to?
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-Frozen milk?
-Frozen milk!
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I don't want it.
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Get in.
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Kevin.
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-Kevin, is that you?
-[Keisha] Niles.
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That big head can't hide behind
that little menu, Kevin.
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[Corey]
You know my name is Corey, okay?
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You know that. What do you want?
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What's all these whispers
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I'm hearing about you
and my fianc�e?
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-Fianc�e?!
-Yes.
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Oh, you don't waste no time.
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We are in love, okay, Corey?
So just deal with it.
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Look, there's no way either
of y'all believe
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any of these rumors are true.
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True or not, you need
to clear this up,
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because what me and Keisha
have is real.
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Even the sharpest scissors
cannot cut our love rope.
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Don't nobody want to cut you
and Keisha's stupid love rope!
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Keep my fianc�e's name out
your mouth!
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Wow.
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[Niles] You're not fooling me,
Kevin.
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I know who you are.
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-Yeah, I know who you are.
-You know my name is Corey.
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[funky electronic music]
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[Rodney]
His hairline is tattooed on!
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What does that mean?
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And I don't like
the glasses he got on.
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They make him look like
a Mr. Ladybug.
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[energetic music[
Good evening, Lubbock.
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I'm Cindi Strong
with Channel 3 News,
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reporting live from Bree's,
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where earlier today a dramatic
confrontation unfolded between
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Pastor Corey Carr
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and movie star Niles Burton.
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-Such a local affiliate.
-[Cindy] I'm here with
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eyewitnesses Natasha Wilkerson
and Macie Taylor,
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who came for lunch but left
with more than enough... tea.
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She's using language from
Baddieson TV.
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-Tea? Really?
-[Calvin] Mm-hmm.
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What about the altercation,
ladies?
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Yes, the altercation...
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Well, y'all ain't hear it
from me, but that pastor...
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The one who he, you know,
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saying that they had
the Freakniks instead
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of Bible study?
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Yes, that one.
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Well, he was mad because
that handsome actor man...
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Freaknik was in the '90s!
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[Macie] He was over there
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cheatin' with
the pastor's first lady.
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-[Calvin] Mm-mm.
-They're not even together.
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Ex-first lady...
This is what I be talking about.
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She don't know
what she talking about.
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They broke up.
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Anyway,
the whole time they was engaged.
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-Can you believe that?
-What are y'all doing?
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Just trying to uncover
the truth about Pastor Carr.
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Any comment?
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Oh, uh, [giggles] Pastor Carr?
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He's such a lovely man.
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-A lovely man...
-Did you see that?
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Uh, no...
A man, a man that loves God.
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Loves God, yes, and, um, that is
what I find lovely in any man.
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Seems like somebody been
going to Bible study,
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-if you know what I mean.
-[laughter]
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Thank you!
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And I'm Cindi Strong with
Channel 3 News, signing off.
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See, I'm the head of PR
around here, okay?
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We gotta control this narrative,
bro.
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I agree, but...
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Her storyline is fantastic!
Damn!
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-[Calvin whoops]
-She wants a PR war?
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Yeah, we'll give her one.
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[smooth funk music]
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-[Sharon] Oh, my God.
-[Corey] Okay, chill.
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-[Corey] Chill.
-[Sharon] Okay, all right.
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[Sharon]
So aggressive. Look at his walk.
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Hi, how you doing?
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Wajne Jackson, head of security.
State your business.
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Uh, we're just here
to see Pastor Teddy.
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We just need to kind
of go through here and park.
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Parking here requires a level
five security clearance issued
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by the church's security office.
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A level five security clearance
to park?
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What is this, the Pentagon
or a church?
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Now, since y'all obviously lack
the necessary credentials,
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I'ma need y'all to park-
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[marker squeaks]
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-here,
in the unregistered guest lot.
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Um, what'd you say
your name was?
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Wajne Jackson.
Wajne with a J.
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[Sharon] Wajne with a J.
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Mm, that is just so...
different.
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-I'm Dominican.
-[Sharon] Is there any
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way you can let us just
creep on in there and park?
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We'll be really quick,
I promise.
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No, ma'am, access here
is strictly prohibited.
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Listen, I'm wearing heels.
And it's 100 degrees out here.
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You want me walking
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and sweating and dripping?
295
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You want us to walk, like,
a good ten blocks, don't you?
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And a half, ma'am.
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Excuse me?
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It's ten and a half blocks if
you take the safe route.
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Seven if you're cutting through
the cemetery,
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but I wouldn't advise it.
301
00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:07,862
Now look, I don't make
the rules here.
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You just said you were the head
of security.
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Yeah, you did.
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Y'all listen very well...
Now listen to this.
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-Move it on out.
-[Corey] I want you to know
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-your flirting never works.
-Never!
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[Corey] You bat your eyelashes
and people don't say anything.
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[gentle music]
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[platter clatters]
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Anything else for you?
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00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,999
Um, yeah, I actually just
had a quick question.
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The pancakes, are they made
fresh or is it,
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like, a premix?
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They're made fresh.
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Everything here that you see?
Yeah, it's made fresh.
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00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,896
Okay, the cornbread,
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00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,827
is it like
a stone ground cornmeal
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or, like, just regular?
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00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:48,310
[sighs] It's just regular.
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It's like...
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cornbread.
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00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:53,344
Hmm.
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00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:54,586
Uh...
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The chili?
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00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,724
-What about my chili?
-[Keith] Is it a slow
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cook recipe or is
it more like a quick simmer?
327
00:12:02,449 --> 00:12:04,136
What are you, like a little
food critic or something?
328
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,620
-Actually...
-Look, everything is fresh!
329
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:08,517
Everything is real.
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-[Bree] Okay?
-Hmm.
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00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,412
And to top it off, yes,
my chili,
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00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:13,413
it simmers for hours, all right?
333
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:16,103
Now, is there anything,
334
00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:19,379
anything else I can
help you with?
335
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:20,896
Actually...
336
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,620
I'll take...
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00:12:22,621 --> 00:12:24,343
the chicken fried steak,
if you don't mind,
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00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,689
and...
339
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:26,965
I see you have pecan pie.
340
00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:29,240
Can I get a slice of that
as well to round it out?
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00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,034
And... And a bowl of
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that slow cooked chili, please.
343
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:36,103
Coming right up.
[upbeat music]
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All right, all right,
just one at a time.
345
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,205
[Reporter #1] Mr. Joseph,
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any comments on
Pastor Corey's polygamy
347
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,999
and the threatening of
the beloved Niles Burton?
348
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,689
First of all, Niles Burton can't
even act like that.
349
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,448
How dare you?
350
00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:49,965
And polygamy, please!
351
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:51,310
This is clearly just
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00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,965
an organized smear campaign
against a good man.
353
00:12:53,966 --> 00:12:55,240
-Good man!
-A Black man.
354
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,240
Black man!
355
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,571
-Oh, here we go.
-Here we go.
356
00:12:57,572 --> 00:12:58,930
[Calvin]
Corey Carr stands for...
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00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:02,379
integrity, okay? Prosperity...
358
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,999
-[Rodney] Uh-huh.
-[Calvin] And...
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00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,482
Uh...
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00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:07,137
-Clarity.
-And clarity!
361
00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:10,033
[Rodney] Reporters, I want you
to ask yourself this question.
362
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:11,309
-Do you want the truth?
-Hmm.
363
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,724
Or do you just want to tear down
the Black man?
364
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,757
[Reporter #1] We're here
to find out if there's any
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00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:18,792
truth to the claims that the
church's pending foreclosure is
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in any way connected
to your pastor's alleged
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-gambling problem.
-The only thing that Corey Carr
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00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:25,896
-has ever gambled on...
-Mm-hmm.
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00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:27,895
[Rodney] ...was when he made
the biggest bet of his life...
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00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:29,344
-Ooh.
-Leaving L.A.
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00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:31,172
and his ex-fianc�e...
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00:13:31,173 --> 00:13:32,757
-Mm!
-And came to Lubbock, Texas
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00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,138
to pastor Bethlehem Temple.
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00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,689
A huge wager-
that he lost!
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00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,378
Multiple sources have confirmed
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00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:40,827
that Pastor Carr attempted
a hostile coup
377
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,517
upon his arrival to Lubbock,
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00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:44,516
attempting to seize
a leadership position
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00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:45,447
that was already filled.
380
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,379
It wasn't hostile, though.
381
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:49,551
Oh, but it was
an attempted takeover?
382
00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:50,688
This is all beside the point.
383
00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,259
Uh, in the blue,
next question.
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00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,034
[breathing heavily]
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00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,965
[Corey] All right. We parked.
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00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,758
We walked. We're here.
387
00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:02,102
We would like
to see Pastor Teddy.
388
00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:02,999
Now!
389
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,379
Uh...
390
00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:09,689
I know he ain't.
391
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,896
You know what?
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00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,655
He wanna fight.
393
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,275
Ahh!
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00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,068
All right.
One last thing.
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00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:19,757
I just need to confirm
that you're on the visitors list
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00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,688
to actually enter
the church's grounds.
397
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:22,758
You just had us park
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00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:24,861
in the unregistered
guest parking lot.
399
00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:26,447
Now why would we
be on the visitors list?
400
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,551
Unregistered guest lot's
for parking only.
401
00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:31,448
Visitors list is for entry.
402
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,619
Two separate,
completely different processes.
403
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,378
And so if you're not on
the guest list...
404
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:37,482
Then you need
to register online.
405
00:14:37,483 --> 00:14:39,757
And then once your visitor
status is approved,
406
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:40,826
then you'd be good to go.
407
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,034
Fine. Fine.
408
00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:43,654
Just send me the link,
and I'll do it now.
409
00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:46,033
-[Sharon] Please.
-Uh, processing takes 72 hours.
410
00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:47,758
What?
411
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:49,000
So you knew we wasn't
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00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:50,688
on the visitors list
before we walked all
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00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,413
the way over here, didn't you?
414
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:54,482
Well, now you know, too.
415
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:55,793
You wanna fight.
416
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,274
Come on, now.
I'll bring the Wajne.
417
00:14:57,275 --> 00:15:00,482
[Sharon] Let's go.
Come on, Wajne with a J!
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00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:01,655
All right.
419
00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:05,965
Hey, have a great day,
Pastor Carr.
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00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:10,137
Tell Niles I said hi.
Big fan...
421
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:14,000
-Big fan...
-[sighing]
422
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:17,551
-Corey, just let it go.
-No, no, no.
423
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,241
-Follow my lead.
-Okay.
424
00:15:20,242 --> 00:15:22,171
[upbeat music]
[whispering] I got you.
425
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,862
-Hey! Hey!
-[whispering] I got you, go, go!
426
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:27,275
So, Mr. Joseph,
427
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,585
are you saying that Pastor Carr
is above reproach?
428
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:34,448
I got this. I got this.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
429
00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:35,792
Could you use that word in
a sentence?
430
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,137
[Rodney] All in all,
431
00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:42,137
Corey Carr is the beacon
of calm composure and restraint.
432
00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:44,067
You'd be a fool to question
his character.
433
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,413
You gotta think about it.
434
00:15:45,414 --> 00:15:47,240
[Corey] I got your media pass.
You let me in
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00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:48,930
this church right now,
or so help me God,
436
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:51,654
I will show you what happens
when you mess with Corey Carr!
437
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:54,655
Teddy, you wanna lie on me?
Start rumors about me?
438
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,000
Command, this is Wajne!
439
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,757
I got two suspects trying
to break into the church!
440
00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,318
One might be armed, one is bald!
441
00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:01,343
[Corey] Shut up,
Jamal, Bart, Mark, Ho.
442
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:03,067
Teddy, you meet me,
pastor to pastor,
443
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:05,413
7 o'clock on the dot
at Bree's Diner!
444
00:16:05,414 --> 00:16:07,205
7 o'clock on the dot like
Usher!!!
445
00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:10,034
Fake security guard,
stupid braids...
446
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,337
[indistinct shouting]
447
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:14,137
All right, folks,
that will be all for today.
448
00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:16,205
I think we learned everything.
This is over.
449
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,826
Well, you didn't answer any
of our questions.
450
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,033
[Rodney] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
451
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:21,275
Don't do that.
Yes, I did. I answered.
452
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,729
They just weren't the answers
that you wanted.
453
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,343
It's a big difference.
All right?
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00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,033
Y'all be blessed.
Have a good night.
455
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:28,551
There it is. [chuckles] Oh!
456
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:31,034
And God bless this church! Hmm?
457
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,724
God bless this city.
And God bless America.
458
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,586
-Okay?
-Come on!
459
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:39,586
[upbeat music]
[reporters clamor indistinctly]
460
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:44,793
All right, so who want to take
bets on if he even show up?
461
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,413
Man, he ain't gonna show.
462
00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:47,930
He all talk
and Instagram sermons.
463
00:16:47,931 --> 00:16:51,241
Nah, honestly, Teddy could
either show up
464
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,827
all righteous or...
465
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:56,241
not show and send some cryptic
tweet about spiritual battles.
466
00:16:56,242 --> 00:16:58,861
Well, he better show up
because I did not walk 10 blocks
467
00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:02,275
in heels to be ghosted
by Pastor Petty.
468
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,310
Pray for me, y'all.
Y'all better pray for me.
469
00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:08,620
I got this
annoying customer over here.
470
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,137
Mm-hmm. Look at him.
471
00:17:10,138 --> 00:17:11,619
He been over here
camping out all day
472
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:12,793
and then asking
473
00:17:12,794 --> 00:17:14,585
all these questions
about every little thing
474
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,758
on the menu and today,
of all days,
475
00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:18,412
out of nowhere,
it's like we just got
476
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,413
-this big rush for dinner.
-Wait, wait, wait.
477
00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:23,412
I know you're not talking
about that guy?
478
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,792
[Sharon] Bree, the guy with
the dreads and the bandana
479
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:27,603
eating up all the food
on the table?
480
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,241
Yeah, that's the one.
Why, you know him?
481
00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:31,862
Girl, that's Keith Lee.
482
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:35,068
He's only, like, the biggest
food critic on social media.
483
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,620
-Yeah.
-He got, like,
484
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,448
16 million followers.
485
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:41,965
16 million?
486
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,153
With an M.
487
00:17:43,154 --> 00:17:45,067
Important question, Bree.
Seriously...
488
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,034
Did he order
the mashed potatoes yet?
489
00:17:47,035 --> 00:17:48,102
No.
490
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:49,793
Oh, thank God, 'cause if
491
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,886
he even hints at
your terrible service
492
00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:53,723
or that your
mashed potatoes taste like
493
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,931
wallpaper paste,
you out of business.
494
00:17:55,932 --> 00:17:57,067
Okay.
495
00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:58,136
[Corey] Bree, Bree, Bree...
496
00:17:58,137 --> 00:17:59,344
What did you do?
497
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:01,758
Hey, I mean...
498
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,551
I may or may not
have insulted him
499
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:06,344
and sent him the wrong orders
500
00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:07,964
hoping he'd get annoyed
and leave.
501
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:11,172
-Oh, Bree
-Okay, but, wait, wait!
502
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:14,000
Hold on. Now dang, y'all.
He didn't, though.
503
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:16,379
He just-
He kept sampling, like,
504
00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:19,275
bite after bite
and plate after plate.
505
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:20,429
Who does that?
506
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,498
Keith Lee!
507
00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:24,413
Okay, so what do I do?
508
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,310
Pack it up. It's over.
509
00:18:26,413 --> 00:18:27,724
Yeah...
510
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:29,205
Might want to put
the perishables in separate...
511
00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:30,723
[Sharon] Take the apron off.
Give me your clothes.
512
00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:32,378
Oh, I didn't
even think you was gonna show.
513
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,172
And miss a chance to help
a fellow pastor in crisis?
514
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,241
A crisis you created
with your rumors
515
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,619
that you know ain't true, Teddy.
516
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,309
Since when does truth need
to be real?
517
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,862
People believe what they want.
518
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,870
I've just been blessed
with the gift
519
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,344
to help them, uh...
connect the dots.
520
00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:49,862
Connect the dots?
You just want to ruin me.
521
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,103
Let's not play victim.
522
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,586
You made this personal.
523
00:18:54,587 --> 00:18:56,136
-Oh, I made this personal?
-Mm-hmm.
524
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,862
By telling the truth
that you
525
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,620
stole YouTube sermons!
526
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,517
Because you did steal
YouTube sermons, didn't you?
527
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,275
And you stole them
to try to take my job.
528
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,172
Why don't you just own it
and move on?
529
00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:11,655
Move on?
530
00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:15,758
Truth is,
I'm just beginning to start.
531
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:17,931
You thought you
could ruin my career,
532
00:19:17,932 --> 00:19:19,378
turn my own family against me,
533
00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:20,964
and then walk away without
a scratch?
534
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:24,275
Corey, there are debts
that you must pay.
535
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,034
You know, what is this?
What is this?
536
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:29,172
Some sort of revenge tour?
537
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:32,103
Come on, brother pastor!
538
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,619
You and I both know revenge
belongs to the Lord, right?
539
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:38,068
I just want the people
to see what your fianc�e...
540
00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:40,448
I'm sorry... Niles's fianc�e
541
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:43,413
has figured out:
that you are a failure.
542
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:45,586
As a pastor,
543
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,758
as a son,
and probably as a husband,
544
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,000
we will never know.
545
00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:50,517
We will never...
546
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:51,636
know.
547
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:54,000
Man... Man of God!
548
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,103
Did you just try
to swing on me?
549
00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:57,688
[Sharon] Get him, Corey!
Get him!
550
00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,067
Come on,
use your big back!
551
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,723
-[Calvin] Man, cut-
-[Sharon] Come on!
552
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:01,895
Get him, Corey!
[loud crack]
553
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,136
[groans]
I shouldn't have done the back.
554
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,619
I shouldn't have done
the back thing.
555
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,482
I farted a little bit.
556
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:07,758
[groans]
557
00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:08,930
[Sharon] Yeah, that's right!
That's right!
558
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,103
[Rodney] Get in there!
559
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:11,586
Body slam!
560
00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:14,448
Hey, can I get you
some desserts?
561
00:20:14,449 --> 00:20:15,999
Look, on the house,
it's all on me,
562
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,990
and let me get you
a refill before you go.
563
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:20,379
-[yelling]
-[indistinct clamoring]
564
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:21,724
Come on, baby, let's go!
565
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:22,877
Twenty on Teddy.
566
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,758
I believe in you, dog!
Let's go!
567
00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:26,655
[Rodney] Hey, buddy! Come on!
568
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:30,000
Get up! Get up! Come on!
569
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,551
Man of God! Get up! Get up!
570
00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:35,688
[Sharon] Yeah, that's right!
That's right!
571
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:38,447
-That's how you do it, Pastor!
-[Calvin] You just tag me in!
572
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:41,413
[Keith] Bree's Diner in Lubbock,
Texas.
573
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,068
Where I even start...
574
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,136
In my opinion, this Black-owned
business has some of the...
575
00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:47,275
[hand tapping]
576
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:50,413
Hey.
577
00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:52,378
Yeah, I know exactly who you
are, Keith Lee!
578
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:53,654
-[Bree] All right?
-What?
579
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,067
You are not about to play
with me.
580
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:57,171
You are not about to come in
here judging my cooking!
581
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,000
All right? In your...
582
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,481
your little brown disguise.
583
00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:02,516
-Disguise?
-Yeah, I said it, all right?
584
00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:04,172
You little internet critics
585
00:21:04,275 --> 00:21:05,689
think you can come in here
586
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:08,689
and give my restaurant
a bad review, okay?
587
00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,757
-[Bree] No!
-I was actually just saying...
588
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,447
You weren't about to do nothing.
You weren't saying nothing.
589
00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:13,343
Go ahead and give me this.
590
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:14,827
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Bree.
591
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,862
I was leaving you
a positive review.
592
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:20,206
You said positive?
593
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:21,394
Hey, y'all!
594
00:21:21,395 --> 00:21:22,826
So, look,
we got Keith Lee right here
595
00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:25,137
in the flesh down here
at Bree's Diner.
596
00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:27,517
And he just tried my chili
and he loves it.
597
00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:28,757
Ain't that right, Keith?
598
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:29,965
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
599
00:21:30,068 --> 00:21:31,268
Best chili I've ever had.
600
00:21:31,269 --> 00:21:32,481
Ooh, look,
do your little rating thing.
601
00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,586
Bree's Diner: 10 out of 10.
602
00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:36,896
10 out of 10!
Y'all heard it first.
603
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,172
Y'all heard it first right here.
Keith Lee approved! Ha-ha!
604
00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:43,517
Now, look here.
605
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:46,724
If I see anything other than
this video posted
606
00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,068
right here, oh,
we gonna have a problem.
607
00:21:49,172 --> 00:21:50,689
Me and you, got it?
608
00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:52,171
-Understood.
-All right, very good.
609
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,448
Very good.
610
00:21:53,449 --> 00:21:55,343
Well, it was a pleasure you
stopping by, Keith.
611
00:21:55,344 --> 00:21:56,827
I really appreciate you.
612
00:21:56,828 --> 00:21:59,654
And, uh, on the house next time
if you ever want to come by.
613
00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:02,103
I appreciate that, but can I go?
614
00:22:02,241 --> 00:22:04,689
Yeah, I got everything.
Here you go.
615
00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:18,241
[soft jazz music]
616
00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:40,413
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617
00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:45,013
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