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Oh, hey Grandma, what are you doing here? Oh, well, I was in the

and I just thought I'd come by for a visit.

I've been meaning to come by and say hello because I really didn't realize

you had moved.

So, this is really beautiful.

How long have you lived here?

I've been here now for about... I'm sorry, you caught me off guard, Grandma.

I think it's about two months now that Mom helped me move here. So, yeah, it's

been all right. The apartment's almost up to par now with how I'd like it to

It's really wonderful, but your mother didn't tell me that you moved, and so we

just don't talk very much anymore.

Yeah, I'm hurt.

But anyway, well... Don't be rude. Aren't you going to ask me to invite me

Yeah, I'm sorry, Grandma. I'm sorry. Come in, please.

Wow, this is really beautiful.

How have you been, honey?

I've been pretty good. I mean, I'm sorry. You just caught me off guard,

I wasn't expecting you.

Well, I'm sure that, you know, hopefully you're not in the middle of anything.

As I said, I was just in the area, and I wanted to stop by and say hello.

Yeah, no, no, no. I'm actually pretty free. Why don't you just take a seat,

please? Be my guest.

Okay. My home is your casa.

This is really a very nice place you have here.

Thank you, Grandma. I mean, I'm trying, you know, trying to, I guess,

patch up all the pieces together.

Mom kicked me out, even though I was going to all my classes and I was

relatively good grades, but she just kind of got tired, she said, of me not

cleaning up after myself at the house.

She helped me get this spot. She paid for the first three months, and then she

just said it was up to me to get furniture.

That's why I'm a little short on the furniture and stuff.

Oh, you'll get there.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, I also got fired from two out of my three jobs. Oh, no.

What happened?

Well, I was just, like, showing up a couple minutes late because I skateboard

there. And they don't understand there's a lot of traffic.

And my legs get really tired, you know.

And so, yeah.

Late work doesn't always go over too well. But I haven't really been there

like, a good three weeks. So that's, like, weird for them to, like, fire me.

So now between my classes and, you know, and all that stuff, I'm just trying to

make it work, you know?

Yeah. Well, you'll figure it all out.

But didn't you have a birthday a few weeks ago?

I did, actually. It was like four, almost like six weeks ago now. Wow.

But, yeah.

I brought you something for your birthday.

Oh, no way.

Yeah.

I know how much you love guitars.

Does it come with a little envelope full of money or something?

No.

Okay. Well, I still love guitars.

Yeah, look at this. I thought you'd really like that.

That's my favorite guitar, actually. That's awesome. So why don't you try it

Right now?

Yes. Why not?

Are you sure?

Sure. Why not?

All right. I'll try it on.

You've really been working out.

A little bit. Yeah, I've been doing some crossfit across the street and a little

parkour. Oh, my gosh. I mean, look.

You're so strong and muscular.

Thank you, Grandma. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've always said, you know, you're

always in great shape and you're always looking amazing. And I take after you,

you know, after your looks. So I'm just blessed genetics, I guess.

It's so nice of you to say.

I don't get many compliments anymore these days, especially, you know, since

you're a grandfather.

Yeah, you're a beautiful grandma.

But, yeah, have you talked to Mom lately or anything like that?

Oh, no, I really haven't.

We've really kind of not been in touch very often.

Couple pictures that we took just a couple weeks ago. She invited me out for

birthday, too Yeah, it was like a little restaurant around the corner and we

actually had a great time really nice pictures of the two of you Well, thank

you. Yeah, she was there. She treated me and

Are you sending that to your girlfriend?

Uh, yeah, that's... Oh, my God, you're so... I'm sorry, that's embarrassing.

That's, uh... Really, really hard.

Um... Yeah, that's for my girlfriend. I'm sorry.

What are you... Well, you know, I just... I just can't believe how

amazing you look. I mean, I just have to feel these beautiful muscles.

Oh, uh...

This is kind of getting a little strange for me right now, Grandma.

You know, sweetie, it's okay because, you know, we're really not related. You

know, I am your step -grandmother.

So it's okay.

It feels like you're my real one, so it's like I'm a little weirded out right

now. I know, but I'm really not.

It's okay if I put this down here.

Is it okay if I use this? I just washed it, but yeah, sure.

What are you trying to do?

Well, I don't know.

That picture just, like, really just left me going.

Oh, wow.

Oh, I just, I really do have to see this.

Are you sure?

I just have to...

So good.

I will find out, I promise.

I promise that I will find out.

Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

I'm so sorry. It came in my grandma's mouth.

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

It's so delicious.

I'm so sorry.

Just don't tell anybody. No, this will be our little secret. Okay, don't tell

anybody Oh

shit. Did I leave a...

Did I leave a fucking oven on?

Oh shit.

Fuck, not again.

You left the oven on.

Oh shit.

Oh my god, grandma.

You scared the shit out of me. Hey, honey.

Oh, my God. I thought I was burning on the house for a second.

Oh, well.

How'd you get in here?

Well, I've been here for a little while.

I let myself in. I let your door open. You know, you have to be really careful

around here. This isn't the best neighborhood.

I was up studying until late at night. I must have forgot.

But, whoa, my God.

Well, I'm making you some breakfast.

Your favorite mac and cheese.

Thank you. I mean, I'm just getting up now. I had some good rest, Howard.

How did you sleep?

I know. It's pretty late, you know.

11 o 'clock.

Did you sleep all right? Did you get some rest after yesterday?

Actually, after yesterday, I slept great.

Good. Except I was...

Check my neck.

It's hurting me a little bit.

You know,

would you mind? That would be really nice.

What's right here, honey?

Oh,

it's my pleasure. I love doing this. That's perfect.

Thank you.

Sweetie The grandma needs to take care of that so I you

know be waking up with morning wood Morning would for you

Really really really enjoyed our time

yesterday

Sausage in the morning, Grandma.

Healthy, balanced breakfast, you know?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

You know what, Grandma?

I don't really love to be inside of you.

You know what I mean? I was thinking the same thing.

Yeah?

as I thought it would.

Nice big thick cock.

Oh, my grandson has such a beautiful.

Good morning.

I told you I had some more in the morning.

Sure did.

Well, all right, well, why don't you go get a plate, and

we'll have some breakfast.

I'm fucking starving.

Well, honey, thank you so much for letting me use your pool.

Yeah, absolutely, no problem. I mean, it sucks it started raining, but that

usually happens this time of year in the afternoon.

Okay, you don't mind if I get changed in your bathroom?

Okay, thank you.

Okay, so I'm going to use this bathroom?

Yeah, I would use this one. This is the best one.

Yeah? Oh, well, what about the bathroom upstairs? That one's bigger.

It is, but right now, it's just a mess, and then the hot water is a little

sketchy right now, and just the water pressure.

This one's your best bet, for sure.

I just go with this one. Okay, all right. Well, I'll see you in a little

Okay.

Take your time.

Let me have a little fun with it then.

This is what you wanted to see, babe.

Huh?

John!

Grandma? Oh, you need me to come back?

I, uh, I saw your camera.

What camera? What are you talking about? Over here.

Really? Oh, no, no, it's not even on. That's, that's, uh, um, that's, yes,

I'm just, I was downloading some, some content.

John, I'm not stupid.

I mean, you know, is this what you wanted to see? Oh, my, oh, my, grandma.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie, yes.

Come here.

You sure you're not mad at me?

Wow.

Grandma.

So much more comfortable.

Jump on it, Grandma.

That feels so perfect.

That's so perfect.

Please fill me up.