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Oh, hey Grandma, what are you doing
here? Oh, well, I was in the
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and I just thought I'd come by for a
visit.
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I've been meaning to come by and say
hello because I really didn't realize
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you had moved.
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So, this is really beautiful.
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How long have you lived here?
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I've been here now for about... I'm
sorry, you caught me off guard, Grandma.
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I think it's about two months now that
Mom helped me move here. So, yeah, it's
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been all right. The apartment's almost
up to par now with how I'd like it to
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It's really wonderful, but your mother
didn't tell me that you moved, and so we
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just don't talk very much anymore.
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Yeah, I'm hurt.
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But anyway, well... Don't be rude.
Aren't you going to ask me to invite me
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Yeah, I'm sorry, Grandma. I'm sorry.
Come in, please.
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Wow, this is really beautiful.
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How have you been, honey?
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I've been pretty good. I mean, I'm
sorry. You just caught me off guard,
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I wasn't expecting you.
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Well, I'm sure that, you know, hopefully
you're not in the middle of anything.
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As I said, I was just in the area, and I
wanted to stop by and say hello.
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Yeah, no, no, no. I'm actually pretty
free. Why don't you just take a seat,
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please? Be my guest.
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Okay. My home is your casa.
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This is really a very nice place you
have here.
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Thank you, Grandma. I mean, I'm trying,
you know, trying to, I guess,
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patch up all the pieces together.
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Mom kicked me out, even though I was
going to all my classes and I was
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relatively good grades, but she just
kind of got tired, she said, of me not
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cleaning up after myself at the house.
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She helped me get this spot. She paid
for the first three months, and then she
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just said it was up to me to get
furniture.
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That's why I'm a little short on the
furniture and stuff.
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Oh, you'll get there.
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Yeah.
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Unfortunately, I also got fired from two
out of my three jobs. Oh, no.
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What happened?
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Well, I was just, like, showing up a
couple minutes late because I skateboard
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there. And they don't understand there's
a lot of traffic.
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And my legs get really tired, you know.
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And so, yeah.
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Late work doesn't always go over too
well. But I haven't really been there
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like, a good three weeks. So that's,
like, weird for them to, like, fire me.
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So now between my classes and, you know,
and all that stuff, I'm just trying to
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make it work, you know?
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Yeah. Well, you'll figure it all out.
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But didn't you have a birthday a few
weeks ago?
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I did, actually. It was like four,
almost like six weeks ago now. Wow.
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But, yeah.
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I brought you something for your
birthday.
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Oh, no way.
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Yeah.
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I know how much you love guitars.
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Does it come with a little envelope full
of money or something?
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No.
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Okay. Well, I still love guitars.
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Yeah, look at this. I thought you'd
really like that.
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That's my favorite guitar, actually.
That's awesome. So why don't you try it
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Right now?
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Yes. Why not?
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Are you sure?
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Sure. Why not?
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All right. I'll try it on.
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You've really been working out.
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A little bit. Yeah, I've been doing some
crossfit across the street and a little
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parkour. Oh, my gosh. I mean, look.
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You're so strong and muscular.
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Thank you, Grandma. Yeah, yeah. I mean,
I've always said, you know, you're
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always in great shape and you're always
looking amazing. And I take after you,
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you know, after your looks. So I'm just
blessed genetics, I guess.
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It's so nice of you to say.
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I don't get many compliments anymore
these days, especially, you know, since
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you're a grandfather.
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Yeah, you're a beautiful grandma.
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But, yeah, have you talked to Mom lately
or anything like that?
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Oh, no, I really haven't.
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We've really kind of not been in touch
very often.
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Couple pictures that we took just a
couple weeks ago. She invited me out for
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birthday, too Yeah, it was like a little
restaurant around the corner and we
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actually had a great time really nice
pictures of the two of you Well, thank
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you. Yeah, she was there. She treated me
and
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Are you sending that to your girlfriend?
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Uh, yeah, that's... Oh, my God, you're
so... I'm sorry, that's embarrassing.
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That's, uh... Really, really hard.
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Um... Yeah, that's for my girlfriend.
I'm sorry.
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What are you... Well, you know, I
just... I just can't believe how
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amazing you look. I mean, I just have to
feel these beautiful muscles.
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Oh, uh...
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This is kind of getting a little strange
for me right now, Grandma.
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You know, sweetie, it's okay because,
you know, we're really not related. You
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know, I am your step -grandmother.
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So it's okay.
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It feels like you're my real one, so
it's like I'm a little weirded out right
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now. I know, but I'm really not.
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It's okay if I put this down here.
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Is it okay if I use this? I just washed
it, but yeah, sure.
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What are you trying to do?
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Well, I don't know.
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That picture just, like, really just
left me going.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, I just, I really do have to see
this.
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Are you sure?
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I just have to...
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So good.
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I will find out, I promise.
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I promise that I will find out.
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Oh my God, it's so good.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm so sorry. It came in my grandma's
mouth.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's okay.
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It's so delicious.
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I'm so sorry.
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Just don't tell anybody. No, this will
be our little secret. Okay, don't tell
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anybody Oh
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shit. Did I leave a...
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Did I leave a fucking oven on?
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Oh shit.
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Fuck, not again.
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You left the oven on.
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Oh shit.
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Oh my god, grandma.
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You scared the shit out of me. Hey,
honey.
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Oh, my God. I thought I was burning on
the house for a second.
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Oh, well.
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How'd you get in here?
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Well, I've been here for a little while.
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I let myself in. I let your door open.
You know, you have to be really careful
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around here. This isn't the best
neighborhood.
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I was up studying until late at night. I
must have forgot.
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But, whoa, my God.
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Well, I'm making you some breakfast.
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Your favorite mac and cheese.
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Thank you. I mean, I'm just getting up
now. I had some good rest, Howard.
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How did you sleep?
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I know. It's pretty late, you know.
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11 o 'clock.
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Did you sleep all right? Did you get
some rest after yesterday?
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Actually, after yesterday, I slept
great.
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Good. Except I was...
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Check my neck.
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It's hurting me a little bit.
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You know,
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would you mind? That would be really
nice.
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What's right here, honey?
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Oh,
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it's my pleasure. I love doing this.
That's perfect.
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Thank you.
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Sweetie The grandma needs to take care
of that so I you
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know be waking up with morning wood
Morning would for you
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Really really really enjoyed our time
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yesterday
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Sausage in the morning, Grandma.
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Healthy, balanced breakfast, you know?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, it's so beautiful.
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You know what, Grandma?
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I don't really love to be inside of you.
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You know what I mean? I was thinking the
same thing.
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Yeah?
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as I thought it would.
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Nice big thick cock.
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Oh, my grandson has such a beautiful.
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Good morning.
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I told you I had some more in the
morning.
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Sure did.
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Well, all right, well, why don't you go
get a plate, and
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we'll have some breakfast.
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I'm fucking starving.
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Well, honey, thank you so much for
letting me use your pool.
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Yeah, absolutely, no problem. I mean, it
sucks it started raining, but that
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usually happens this time of year in the
afternoon.
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Okay, you don't mind if I get changed in
your bathroom?
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Okay, thank you.
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Okay, so I'm going to use this bathroom?
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Yeah, I would use this one. This is the
best one.
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Yeah? Oh, well, what about the bathroom
upstairs? That one's bigger.
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It is, but right now, it's just a mess,
and then the hot water is a little
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sketchy right now, and just the water
pressure.
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This one's your best bet, for sure.
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I just go with this one. Okay, all
right. Well, I'll see you in a little
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Okay.
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Take your time.
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Let me have a little fun with it then.
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This is what you wanted to see, babe.
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Huh?
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John!
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Grandma? Oh, you need me to come back?
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I, uh, I saw your camera.
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What camera? What are you talking about?
Over here.
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Really? Oh, no, no, it's not even on.
That's, that's, uh, um, that's, yes,
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I'm just, I was downloading some, some
content.
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John, I'm not stupid.
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I mean, you know, is this what you
wanted to see? Oh, my, oh, my, grandma.
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I mean, I'm not gonna lie, yes.
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Come here.
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You sure you're not mad at me?
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Wow.
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Grandma.
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So much more comfortable.
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Jump on it, Grandma.
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That feels so perfect.
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That's so perfect.
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Please fill me up.
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