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My son is quite the athlete. You should see him.

Okay, my stepson. Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.

No, I don't know what sport he's playing right now.

I got it.

Oh no, he's incredible.

He's a full grown man now.

Good job, sweetie.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Sweet. Thank God.

Hey, sweetie.

What's all this? What's going on?

I just got into my dream college.

Oh, my gosh. Are you serious? No.

Yeah. Oh, my God. This is so exciting.

Wow.

I have some bad news, and I don't want to bring down the energy and the

excitement, but this may be the last time that I see you. I'm sorry. Oh,

Wait. Why?

Your dad and I were getting a divorce.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he's leaving me for some younger woman, I think. I mean, I don't know

I'm going to do.

You know, he made me sign a prenup when we got married. So I don't have a job. I

don't know where I'm going to go. I don't know what I'm going to do.

Well, you still have me.

You're right. You're such a good son.

We do have a really good relationship, right? Don't we?

You know, I've had my fair share of athletes in the past before.

I mean, you're going off to college. You want to

have a little more experience, right?

So I've seen you checking me out.

And I want you to leave us a little gift, you know? Gift?

Yeah.

This athletic body is just incredible of yours.

I bet you, no, no, guarantee you that the girls at college, they're not going

have tits as big as me.

It's just, it's not going to happen. I promise. And I see you looking at them.

It's okay. I mean, it's okay that you have.

I don't, I don't mind. I kind of like it.

You can touch them, it's okay.

I knew you liked it.

They're so big, right?

Excited by this whole situation, huh?

Consider this my going away gift to you.

Definitely.

You don't want to say no to a present, right?

That would just be rude.

Yeah, yeah, that would be rude.

You have such the athletic body.

Your dick is so nice.

Wow.

She's amazing.

Yeah, she's amazing.

Wow.

I mean your body is just so amazing and so athletic.

I'm gonna see this athletic body of yours.

Oh wow.

I knew it.

I knew it all along.

Your dick is so much bigger than your dog's. Oh, don't say that.

He broke my heart.

I can see whatever I want.

You hurt.

Yes, it is so...

It's so important to warm up the girl first.

Always.

I don't love pussy kisses so good.

Yes, son.

Oh, yes.

I like how you swirl your tongue. Oh my god.

I don't know how to do it.

You can pass up on a pussy like this. Oh my god.

I'm so glad you can help me out.

Such a good boy, such a good boy.

Oh

yes,

play with that pussy.

Oh yes, it feels so good.

inside of me.

Oh this pussy's ready for you.

dick.

Stop that, Alice.

when it comes.

I'm a mathlete.

Wait, what?

Yeah.

No, you're an athlete.

That's why I got into Harvard and stuff is because I'm good at math.

What? I thought you played sports.

No, just math.

Oh, no.

What am I going to do when all this non -athlete come now? What am I going to

do? I think we're going to have to just go to the pharmacy and get a pill.