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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:25,550 Hello. 2 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:27,060 - Ah! 3 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,200 The lovers. 4 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,650 What exactly can I do for you? 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,270 So here's the deal. Quiet made a wish, 6 00:00:35,270 --> 00:00:36,750 then I came back, and I made another wish. 7 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,340 It was a simple mistake, 8 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:39,930 heat of the moment type thing. 9 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:42,580 I want the walls to come down just like Quiet. 10 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:44,620 So I'm here to undo my wish. Nothing major. 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,200 This is very serious. 12 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,240 I gave you strict instructions. 13 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,930 - One wish per car. - I know. It was a mistake. 14 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:54,100 That's why I want to take my wish back. 15 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:57,410 - I mean... - Do you really want that? 16 00:00:57,410 --> 00:01:00,370 It is your sister, after all. 17 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,170 And you? 18 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,610 You let him make this sacrifice? 19 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,130 It was a big lie, 20 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:09,820 but he must have really wanted her back. 21 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,340 Yeah, but Krista... 22 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,890 It's my sister. It's my choice. 23 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:20,030 If you want to solve your wish problem... 24 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:26,100 ...drink from the well. 25 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,480 That well? 26 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,820 Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:56,100 All right, that's it. 28 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,650 Everything will be taken care of. 29 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,270 Really? 30 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:02,270 Easy peasy. 31 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,580 You run along now. 32 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,410 Oh, and... 33 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,370 ...have fun tonight. 34 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,370 If he has something "fun" planned, 35 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,750 we are fucked. 36 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,310 Nothing like a little calm before a storm. 37 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:54,370 Wow. This bleach stuff is great. 38 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,370 I wonder if it'll clean my insides. 39 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:02,750 O-kay... 40 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:19,340 "Duh... deh..." 41 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,440 "Dearest drivers. 42 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,960 "Tonight, we will be celebrating 43 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,720 "the annual wintertide solstice promenade." 44 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,170 "We will honor the transition of the seasons 45 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:32,200 "with music, dance, and general revelry." 46 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,240 Ooh! Did you say "party"? 47 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:38,240 Lucky for you, I love dirty dancing. 48 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,580 I'm not surprised about the dirty part. 49 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,240 You haven't washed in days. 50 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,060 And I'll pass on the dancing. 51 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:47,440 - We'll see about that. 52 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:52,100 "Please use the contents of this stunningly crafted chest 53 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,930 "to ready yourself and meet outside the gym at 8:00 PM." 54 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,130 "Warm Solstice, 55 00:03:58,130 --> 00:03:59,680 "Calypso." 56 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,820 So the next round is a party. 57 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:05,100 John, we fucked with this man's game. 58 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:08,650 So, no, I don't think this next round is just a party. 59 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:10,790 Well, it can't be that bad. 60 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,240 I'm not taking any chances. 61 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,820 Oh, sh-- 62 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,960 Okay, so maybe there is a dance portion. 63 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,510 Wait, did you say wintertide solstice promenade? 64 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:31,580 I've always wanted to do a prom episode, 65 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:32,820 but I never got the chance. 66 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:34,270 But I've seen every one. 67 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:38,130 Oh... tonight is going to be magical. 68 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,650 I'm gonna own the dance floor 69 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,340 like Carlton Banks in Fresh Prince of Bel Air. 70 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:43,580 Ain't that right, Harold? 71 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,480 Aw, my own little Jazzy Jeff. 72 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,440 All right, I need your opinion. 73 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:52,300 Do I go cocktail casual, or Transylvania chic? 74 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:55,300 I'll go with, uh, Transylvania chic. 75 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:57,170 Ah, you don't know anything. 76 00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:59,410 Prom is for the classics. 77 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:02,270 - Time to stun these hos. 78 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,680 Damn. 79 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,240 Ew, get a life. 80 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,030 I am so getting my eggs fertilized tonight. 81 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,130 Hmm, time to party. 82 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:21,170 Ah, quit fiddling. 83 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:23,030 Let Pop Pop do it. 84 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,860 Long over short, then through the hole, 85 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,240 and back-- 86 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,200 Ah, fuck it. You know what? 87 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,680 If Ricky didn't need a tie in My So-Called Life, 88 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,440 neither does my Stu. 89 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,620 Yo! 90 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:42,310 Purple suit. Looking sharp, Stu. 91 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:45,620 - It's plum. - Plum, huh? 92 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:48,720 - Like the fruit. - Yeah, I got it. 93 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:52,510 Sexy ass suit, check. 94 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,720 Handsome son of a bitch to fill it in, 95 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,030 double check. 96 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:57,550 How great is this? 97 00:05:57,550 --> 00:06:00,300 I mean, the invites, the suits. Oh... 98 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:02,510 It's like I'm in a fairy tale. 99 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:04,930 Ugh, God, this is fucking lame. 100 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,860 Whoa. 101 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:22,100 Is there breeze in here? 102 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,340 - You look amazing. - Thanks. 103 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:25,820 Chopping it up kind of worked out. 104 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,130 Also... 105 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,170 - It'll still hide my hatchet. - Oh. 106 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:33,960 This dress fits like shit. 107 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,610 I think that's because you have it on backwards. 108 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,270 Here, let me help you. 109 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:40,100 - How did you do this? 110 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Please, enter the gymnasium. 111 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,960 Beautiful. 112 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,060 Oh, very handsome. 113 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,030 Well, here we fucking go. 114 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,510 Lovely. Very dapper. 115 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:12,240 Welcome to the wintertide solstice promenade, 116 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,130 a celebration dating back to the Roanoke Colony. 117 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:18,550 And back then, we-- They... 118 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:22,060 ...would gather to honor life's transitions, 119 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,340 the moments we all share in common. 120 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,130 And this eve, we honor the death of autumn, 121 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:30,890 and celebrate the birth of winter. 122 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:34,310 We honor the dead with our own offering... 123 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:36,410 ...of life. 124 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,240 I wonder what we're offering. 125 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:47,100 Oh, good. It's blood. 126 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:51,750 Who's next? 127 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,370 I got a splinter. 128 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,790 - Right or left? 129 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:20,620 I think we can skip you. 130 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,030 Cal, I got to tell you, loving the theme. 131 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:27,200 Also, you are a masterful storyteller. 132 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,370 Hmm. Thank you. 133 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:52,310 To those who have fallen. 134 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,000 Thank you for your offering. 135 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:16,370 Hmm. All better. 136 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,750 My, uh, splinter didn't disappear. 137 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,720 Now, there has been much death, 138 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,270 and there will be more, but tonight? 139 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,030 Tonight... 140 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:37,030 - ...is for the living. 141 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,030 Let's party! 142 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:01,680 Come on. Don't be shy. 143 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:06,200 - Yes! - Go dance. 144 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:09,060 It's all happening. 145 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,200 Ah! It's all happening! 146 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,820 Have an hors d'ouevres. 147 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:23,720 Pinwheel? 148 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,580 What the fuck? 149 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:32,790 Hey, everybody, get over here 150 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:35,270 and make a damn circle around me. 151 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:49,960 Saw that. 152 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,480 And I... 153 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,170 ...absolutely approve. 154 00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:01,130 Ooh, all right. 155 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,240 Who's ready to make some precious memories? 156 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,410 Oh, hell yeah! 157 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:05,510 Let's go! 158 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:06,890 Hey, I don't know, man. 159 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,890 You sure it's not going to melt our eyes or something? 160 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,100 Stu. 161 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,860 Get in here, man. 162 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:19,650 Hey, Stu, you got to get in here. 163 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,720 It's not the three bromigos without you. 164 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,930 So get your purple tushy in here, man. 165 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,370 Hey, if you guys want to be the ugliest ones in the photo, 166 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:29,550 I'm happy to oblige. 167 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:33,680 Get your ass in here right now. 168 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,930 You can sit on my lap. 169 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,860 - Okay. - Put your butt towards us! 170 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:38,860 - Okay. 171 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,930 - Let's switch hats. 172 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:45,200 - Aah! 173 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,960 This is the best night of my life. 174 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:52,480 Have you seen this spread? 175 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:56,750 - What are you doing? - Ow! What? 176 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,270 They put marshmallows inside of cereal. 177 00:11:58,270 --> 00:11:59,650 I'm but a mere man! 178 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:01,440 Wait. Did you want one? 179 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,750 No. 180 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,100 And you shouldn't have one either. 181 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,480 It's probably laced with something. 182 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,060 - Hmm. - Or the DJ is spinning 183 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,820 subliminal messages in his beats, 184 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,610 and when the bass drops, we're all gonna kill ach other. 185 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,680 Maybe. But I'm gonna eat this. 186 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,440 I'm just saying, something is up. 187 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,960 No, I get that. 188 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,300 Like when it seems all good on the outside, 189 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,930 but on the inside, there's a surprise waiting. 190 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:25,100 Like these tasty pig in a blanket. 191 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,200 Hmm? 192 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,300 Come on. 193 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,960 Mm-mm-mm-mmm. 194 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,650 Come on. They're good. 195 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:32,820 I've had, like, six of them. 196 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,510 You're acting like nothing's wrong. 197 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,790 Something's always wrong. 198 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,960 It's been that way our entire lives. 199 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,820 Now, sure, Calypso might try some shit, 200 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:45,340 but tonight, I'm here with you right now. 201 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,960 And you look nice. 202 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,440 Oh, great. I'm glad to know 203 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,480 I'll make a beautiful corpse. 204 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,580 I'm gonna go check the rest of the perimeter. 205 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,100 Enjoy your... hogs. 206 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:12,860 Hmm? 207 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,240 Hi, mister! 208 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,990 Sorry. 209 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,200 We can't get distracted before the next round. 210 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,310 Truth is, sweetie, 211 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,960 he thinks about you at night. 212 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,510 He's just nervous 213 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,860 you won't like the rest of us. 214 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,000 Well, you can tell him he doesn't have to be nervous. 215 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,720 I think his voices are kinda cute... 216 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,310 ...and a vibe. 217 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:15,240 Okay now, buttoned-up insider came to get loose. 218 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,030 Yeah, well, this party fucking sucks. 219 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:21,060 You know, I tried to go to prom one time? 220 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,240 Took the love of my life. 221 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,060 But they didn't let us in. 222 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:32,100 Turns out this bitch Destiny told Principal Wilson 223 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,930 that we were gonna do ecstasy, 224 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,440 which, hey, we were. 225 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,060 But because of her, 226 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,820 Kelly and I never got our dance. 227 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,720 Wait, wait. So you-- 228 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,820 You're a lesbian? 229 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,440 Yeah. I'm a lesbian. 230 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,410 Do you have a fucking problem with that? 231 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:56,580 No. 232 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,510 Axel loves the lesbians. 233 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,960 Right answer, bitch. 234 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,370 Oh, just ask her already. 235 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,480 Yeah, pussy! 236 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,130 Would you... 237 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,340 ...like to dance? 238 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,930 I'd love to. 239 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,240 - Stu! 240 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,580 - Hey, dude. - Good dance. 241 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,200 - Thank you. 242 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,240 You guys wanna get down on these fingies? 243 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,860 Uh, hell yeah. 244 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,580 Now, Dave, these are chicken fingers, 245 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,860 not people fingers. Sure you still want one? 246 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,270 Goddamn, Stu. 247 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,100 Really? 248 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,650 Hey, don't-- he didn't mean-- 249 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,580 You can't say shit like that 250 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,240 to someone in recovery, Stu. 251 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,000 Shit, I feel horrible, 252 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,990 He's probably going back to his room 253 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,510 to do some meditation. I'll go talk to him, 254 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:39,890 let him know you didn't mean it. 255 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,270 No, I got this. 256 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,550 We're just starting to really bond. 257 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:44,820 I want to own this mistake. 258 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:47,620 I think he'd really respect that. 259 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,200 Stu, are you sneaking off to do some drugs? 260 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,550 Yeah. 261 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,650 Ah, I'm proud of that kid. 262 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,610 Oh, so now you're all dancing? 263 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,820 Unbelievable. 264 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:10,000 What the! Hmm. 265 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,300 So, how's the perimeter? 266 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,000 You find anything suspicious? 267 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,680 No. 268 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,610 - But I can feel it. - Yeah? 269 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,720 Something's off. 270 00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:21,240 Well, I'm gonna go investigate the dance floor, 271 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,100 so if I'm not back in five minutes, 272 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,440 you might want to come get me. 273 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,990 Oh, ho ho! 274 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,720 That's my shit! 275 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:45,550 Well, thank you for joining. 276 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,550 Yeah, well, you looked like you needed backup. 277 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,510 Ooh, I need backup! Back up! 278 00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,580 Come on, come on, go Grimm! 279 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:10,610 Go Grimm! Go Grimm! Go Grimm! 280 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:14,410 Go Grimm! Go Grimm! Go Grimm! Go Grimm! 281 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,410 What the fuck? 282 00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:19,100 That's supposed to be my dance circle! 283 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,750 Go Grimm! Go Grimm! 284 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,310 Oh, this isn't over yet. 285 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,960 Dave, where are you, dude? 286 00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:31,030 - Dave? 287 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,130 Party's not the same without ya. 288 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:38,370 Holy shit, you can suck your own dick? 289 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,720 That's fucking awesome. 290 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,000 Dave, you still eat people? 291 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,610 Everybody backslides, Stu. 292 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,930 Dave, let's just take it easy. 293 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,100 You're not yourself right now. 294 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,370 Mike and I can help you. 295 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,790 - No, you fucking can't. 296 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,370 This is who I've always been. 297 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,960 Now the mask is off, bitch, 298 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,100 and I'm not gonna let you turn Mike against me. 299 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,720 - No. - No, no, no, no, no. 300 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,300 You punched your own ticket, dude. Sorry. 301 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:17,860 So now I-I think I'm going to boil your flesh. 302 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,410 And then when you're nice and tender, 303 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,100 I'm gonna feed it to Mike. 304 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,410 - No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 305 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:26,480 A piping hot bowl of Stu! 306 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:37,860 - Yes, Stu! Yeah, baby! 307 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,860 Come on! 308 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,200 Ah, fuck you! 309 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,240 Oh, shit. 310 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 311 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,440 Time to rip the piggies from the blanket! 312 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,620 What are you doing? 313 00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:03,370 Ah, what the fuck? 314 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,240 Ooh, you're so tangy! 315 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,650 That's good, Stu. 316 00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,990 You got some good chompers on you, you fuck! 317 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,170 - How'd that taste? - Like ass! 318 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,270 I hope you enjoyed the appetizer, 319 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,170 'cause I'm coming in 320 00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:26,300 for the main course now! 321 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:33,820 Dave? 322 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:37,750 You good? 323 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,510 Come on. Let's get your head off that hook 324 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:41,680 and get you back to prom. 325 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,240 "Dear bros and brahs, 326 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,650 "I bet you're wondering 327 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:09,550 "how I got here. 328 00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:15,100 Well, it's kind of a funny story." 329 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,820 Whoo, my traps better be glistening. 330 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:23,100 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 331 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,060 Hey, I need to get a picture of how good I look. 332 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:27,340 No, how good you look. 333 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,480 Uh, yeah, no, pass. 334 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:30,860 Come on, it'll be fun. 335 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:32,750 Dude, I look like ass in this dress. 336 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,790 No, you look great. 337 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,990 I don't know, maybe put your hair up. 338 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,410 Where'd you get that, 339 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,030 the thing in your hair? 340 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,170 I don't really know. 341 00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:56,060 Had it ever since I was a baby. 342 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:57,340 - Get in here--Okay, okay. 343 00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:59,580 Okay, okay, okay. 344 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:10,650 Those were good days. 345 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,480 Some of the best of my life. 346 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,510 No! 347 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,610 Oh, we've never done this before. 348 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:38,990 It's all new. 349 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,200 You're doing great, my stinky little bedbug. 350 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,750 Eh, look at this exoskeleton! 351 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,610 Mama like! 352 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:49,480 - Give me that nectar. 353 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,410 Oh, we are gonna come. 354 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:53,410 We are gonna come! 355 00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:55,340 Oh, man, Grimm, 356 00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:57,270 I didn't think you could land her, 357 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,860 but you've proven me wrong. 358 00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:01,170 Well, guess you win the bet. 359 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:03,060 What is he talking about, Grimmy? 360 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:05,750 - Was I the bet? - No, no, no, no. 361 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:08,240 - Was I fucking bet? - It's not like that. 362 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,750 - I thought you liked me. 363 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:10,860 No, no, no, stop. 364 00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:12,820 Come back. We can explain. 365 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,410 I guess you were right, Harold. 366 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:17,930 She wasn't all that after all. 367 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,000 Hors d'oeuvres? 368 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,860 - Stu! 369 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:39,000 Hey, man, you've been gone a while. 370 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,510 Oh, How'd things go with Dave? 371 00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:43,270 Uh, he forgave me. 372 00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:45,580 - Oh, nice. - Yeah. 373 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,510 Well, where is he? 374 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:50,550 Um, he said he has some personal demons 375 00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:53,170 he needs to Shavasana about. 376 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,650 Of course he does. 377 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,440 You want to hit the snack table? 378 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:01,650 Actually, I've got a better idea. 379 00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:05,100 Your old hacky sack? 380 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,440 Hell, yeah, it is. 381 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,790 You kept it after all this time? 382 00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:11,270 Of course I did, man. This means a lot to me. 383 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,720 Me too. 384 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,930 See? I told you you looked cute. 385 00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,650 That's what I look like? 386 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,510 Ha, I look great! 387 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,030 May I have this dance? 388 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:35,270 Yeah, sure. 389 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,620 We'll have our dance soon, Kelly. 390 00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:15,170 Just a few more kills to go. 391 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:26,550 I never thought I'd get a night like this. 392 00:27:26,550 --> 00:27:29,030 Quiet, if we survive this thing, 393 00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:30,960 every night can be like this. 394 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,060 John... 395 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,000 I have something to tell you. 396 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:37,790 Don't say it. 397 00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:40,000 Why not? 398 00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:42,240 'Cause you don't have to. 399 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:59,410 Ah, you know, it's nothing like on TV. 400 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:01,200 It's all so magical. 401 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:25,860 Yeah. 402 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,130 I couldn't ask for a better friend 403 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:29,580 to share it with. 404 00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:34,170 Aw, thanks, Harold. 405 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,240 I love you, Sweet Tooth. 406 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,370 Oh, no, what's happening? 407 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:00,510 Oh, no. 408 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,890 Does this smoke smell weird to you, Harold? 409 00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:11,270 Harold? Harold? 410 00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:13,580 Harold? 411 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:16,650 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, you can't! 412 00:29:16,650 --> 00:29:17,860 Wanna bet? 413 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:19,580 No, no, 414 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:23,510 no, no, no! 415 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:32,750 We gotta get out of here. 416 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,060 Wow, what's in this punch? 417 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,410 It's not the punch. 418 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,310 It's the smoke. 419 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:43,240 - We're being... 420 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,240 ...fumigated! 421 00:29:48,550 --> 00:29:50,270 Try not to breathe the smoke. 422 00:29:55,370 --> 00:29:57,060 Hey, hey, hey, little girl, 423 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:58,720 I-I didn't mean to leave you alone. 424 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,200 Uh, what is going on with you? 425 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,200 What is going on with me? 426 00:30:09,310 --> 00:30:10,310 Oh, fuck. 427 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:14,200 - May! - Quiet. 428 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,410 Come on, stay with me. 429 00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:16,720 Quiet! 430 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:36,100 - Quiet. 431 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,240 John! 432 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,410 Wakey wakey. 433 00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:53,750 I hope you all had a lovely evening 434 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,060 bonding with your fellow competitors. 435 00:30:56,060 --> 00:31:00,370 Alas, if you want to advance to the final round, 436 00:31:00,370 --> 00:31:03,300 those bonds will have to break. 437 00:31:08,650 --> 00:31:10,310 - Oh, shit. 438 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,270 Welcome to the afterparty. 28695

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