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Oh, yeah. You're ready to murder.
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Come on, dammit.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Stress wrenching, huh?
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I figured you was over here wrenching
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because of your fine-ass sister,
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which I get.
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But now that I see your sorry-ass face,
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it ain't all grief.
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You lookin' guilty as a motherfucker.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right?
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I did something behind Quiet's back.
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- So? - So?
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I don't know what I'm gonna do about it, man.
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I never lied to her before. - Hold up.
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You saying you never lied to your girl before?
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No.
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Hey! What you doing, man?
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Just checking to see if your bitch ass
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got any nuts down there.
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You're going to get your answer
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when I smoke your rusty ass.
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You make a run at me, I will end you.
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Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything.
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Feel me?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mine.
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Heh, good morning, Quiet.
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Sorry, I slept in.
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I forgot how good a pillow feels.
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Is that our gun?
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Ah, don't worry about it. We'll get another one.
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Roadkill was begging for some upgrades,
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so I figured I'd just jump on it.
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You're in a very good mood. It's weird.
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I'm just excited to get out there
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and show these losers what Quohn can do.
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It's Quiet and John.
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No, I will not be participating in Quohn.
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Th-th-that's fine. Quohn's in the rearview.
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Fuck Quohn!
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Roadkill is ready to go.
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The last thing we need to figure out
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is the boomerang blast.
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Now do we mount it,
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or do we keep it in the back for emergencies?
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Back.
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It's going to be very hard to kill someone
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with a gun that heavy.
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I'll have you know, I've killed tons of people
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with a gun just like this,
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dozens of dudes.
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I'm a frickin' murder slut.
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So should we, uh--
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No, no, she's not our responsibility.
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We just have to focus on the mission.
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Right, the mission.
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Damn, there are some tight buttholes in here.
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We will be killing each other soon.
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You're outsiders. So what else is new?
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Hey, Stretch Armstrong.
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What's your sicky little wishy?
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Bitch, I ain't telling you shit.
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What if it's birthday cake rules?
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If I say my wish, it won't come true.
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Hmm.
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We wish for the same thing as all parents.
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For our child to grow up happy, loved,
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and wanting for nothing.
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Nothing except the end of this world
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and the rise of a new reality formed from his image.
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How about you?
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Let me guess. A complexion?
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I wish to feel warm again.
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Well, you might if you stop lugging around
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those massive fucking igloos. Holy shit.
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You guys talking about wishes? Overrated.
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I don't even want one. You know why?
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'Cause I'm living the fucking dream.
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I told my bestie over here, and I was like,
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I don't want the pressure. You make the wish.
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I don't want to be on the hook for it.
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- And my wish-- - Guess what I wished for!
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I wished to exterminate humanity,
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let somebody else take over for once.
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Now you see the shit I gotta put up with?
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This freak got me smelling like Raid cologne.
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I wished for the ability to fly.
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Pretty sick, right?
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I was going to wish for a girthy ten-incher,
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but, you know, I've never had any complaints.
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I find that hard to believe.
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So what did you wish for then?
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Oh, yes, I'm dying to know.
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To bring down the city walls.
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- Which walls? - Of which cities?
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All of them.
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When we win, all the walls will come down.
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Damn. You're making us all look bad over here.
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We just think insiders and outsiders
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should finally be on an even playing field.
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Yeah. It's time for the outsiders
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to get their fair share.
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I knew you two were stupid,
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but I didn't realize you were naive.
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It'd be cute if it weren't so sad.
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It's not naive to fight for a better world.
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Oh, listen to yourself.
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Do you think you're some kind of superhero?
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Not with that greasy hair.
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O-kay, I think you look great.
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And that's not objectifying. I'm just supporting.
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People need walls. It simplifies things.
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You're either one or the other, inside or out.
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Look, all of your wishes
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are fucking stupid, okay?
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Me, I'm gonna be invincible.
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Ooh, widdle baby wants to be invincible?
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Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a diaper,
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so you don't shit yourself and run away?
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Hey, we got plenty of diapers if you need 'em.
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Fuck off!
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Welcome!
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To the much anticipated first round
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of the Twisted Metal tournament.
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12 cars will enter my labyrinth,
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but alas, there are only eight exit passes
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hidden throughout.
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Be sure to snag one,
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because if you attempt to leave the area without it,
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well, you'll be killed instantly.
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This is warehouse district warfare.
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You'll know where a pass is hidden
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by the pillars of red smoke.
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All except for you, John and Quiet.
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You two finished last in my qualifier,
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so I decided to spice things up a bit
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and give you two a small advantage
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for today's bloody festivities.
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This is a radar
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displaying the precise location of all eight passes.
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Cheaters!
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And that's not all.
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You'll also be getting a one minute head start.
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This is bullshit!
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Do you have a problem
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with the way I'm running my game, Raven?
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Good.
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I hope you and your vehicles are ready, my drivers,
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because it's time for the tournament to begin!
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So, what do you think, it's like a compass,
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one of those arrow things?
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Yo, maybe it's a line
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that shows you what road to drive down.
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That'll be sick!
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Whatever it is, I don't think it's worth
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the target you put on our backs.
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Come on. Giving us an advantage
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is like giving a lion a submachine gun.
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We're going to crush this round.
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And the next round we're going to destroy,
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and the round after that
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better kiss its sorry ass goodbye.
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Okay, well, let's just focus on this round first.
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Focus?
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I thought she should come with us.
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To remind us of the mission.
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She would want to be here.
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Here we go.
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Roadkill, your one minute begins now!
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Let's tear this shit up.
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Okay.
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Looks like the closest pass is east.
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Turn right here.
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Got it.
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- Dude, turn! - Got it!
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Not left, right!
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Shit, John. Take the next left.
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Got it.
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John!
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John, you good? - Yeah.
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I have a great idea.
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How about you drive and I do the map thing?
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- But I drove last time. - I know, but, uh,
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this is really important, and I really love maps.
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- All right. - Okay.
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Ow. Jeez, ow! Oh, fuck. What the fuck, John?
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My bad.
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Jesus.
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We can't blow this head start.
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Stand down, Stu.
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Oh, good, 'cause we're running out of this stuff.
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No, this isn't about conservation.
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Yesterday, I really lost my cool.
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But you've inspired me to not hold grudges.
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So you don't hate Grimm anymore?
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Oh, no. I want to rip out his spine,
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but that does nothing for my legacy.
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History remembers the winner, Stuart.
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And much like the one-eyed Admiral Horatio Nelson,
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I've got my eye on the prize.
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Yeah, well, we could all live our lives
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a little more like Horatio Nelson.
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Make a left, I think.
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Oh, shit!
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You should have went right.
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Jesus, John, we have the advantage.
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Get it together.
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I'm sorry. There's so many triangles.
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What was that?
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Our minute's up.
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There goes our head start.
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Don't fuck me now!
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Outta my way, kids!
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Beep, beep!
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Axel coming through!
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- Yes. - Thank god.
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Oh! Whose hand is that?
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Who cares? Let's just get the pass
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and get out of here. - Relax.
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Look, even with the radar,
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it took us a while to find this place.
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So it's going to take the others just as--
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Hey, there!
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Four of us going after one hot ticket?
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Reminds me of the blow bang Where I met Brenjamin.
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My jaw still clicks.
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Well, looks like we're having a party.
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And what's a party without a clown?
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Two clowns!
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Keep your hands off the hand, you weirdo.
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It's mine!
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No, no!
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Fly, my little penguin!
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Stop him, Preacher!
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That baby's got a gun!
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Yes!
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Whoo! I got it!
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Get your hands off, bitch.
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I called dibs!
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Come on, Stuart, let's scoot out of--
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Oh, man, I messed up.
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Nope, not gonna dwell on this.
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There's still a few passes left.
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What is this ice made of?
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Who the fuck shot that?
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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Oh...
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Looking for this?
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Yeah. And I'm gonna take it.
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I'd like to see you try.
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You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
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Good. 'Cause I'm not afraid to smash a pussy.
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You done yet?
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No, just needed a hand.
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Wait!
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God, I fucking killed him.
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Oh my God.
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Sixth pass has been secured.
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Two remain.
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What the hell happened to you!
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It turns out Vermin can really fight.
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I can't believe the creepy crawler lady
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got the pass.
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Shit. It was in my hand.
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Jesus, what the fuck is going on today?
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It's my fault. I'm tilting.
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00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,335
What the hell is tilting?
271
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,571
You make a few mistakes, then you get in your head.
272
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,172
No more superstitious bullshit.
273
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,074
We're a team, right? So we fix this.
274
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,576
You're right. Hey, there are two more passes.
275
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,044
One's a few blocks away.
276
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,312
All right, I'm taking a shortcut.
277
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,251
Come on!
278
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,021
Now your superstitious bullshit is rubbing off on me.
279
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,734
Fuck!
280
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,539
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
281
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,743
Yes!
282
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,627
Welcome back, Chuckie Floop.
283
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,228
Holy shit, who said that?
284
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,763
New driver detected.
285
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,398
Would you like me to create a new profile?
286
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,668
Fuck! Fine, start a new profile! Go.
287
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,036
Acknowledged.
288
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,438
New primary driver accepted.
289
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,205
Please state your name.
290
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,774
Fucking Mayhem. Just come on!
291
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,810
Welcome aboard, Fucking Mayhem.
292
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,387
Holy shit, a car that talks, okay.
293
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,688
God damn it.
294
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,824
God, murder makes you extra sweaty!
295
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,326
Initiating AC.
296
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,562
Ah, thanks!
297
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,664
Okay, you can turn off!
298
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,766
Turn off! Turn the fuck off!
299
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:41,601
Acknowledged.
300
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,137
All right, you got a name?
301
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,138
My current designation VIN
302
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,174
is number 4, B as in Boy, 1, Q as in quattro--
303
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,310
Yeah, Quattro's fine! You got to move faster.
304
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,381
Designation updated, Quattro.
305
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,388
Exterior damage sustained.
306
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,423
Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
307
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,224
No, I don't need your help.
308
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,093
I just need to get out of here.
309
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,297
Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
310
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,333
Fine! If you think you're so good at driving,
311
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,034
just do it!
312
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,269
Acknowledged.
313
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,274
Oh, hell, yeah.
314
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:42,528
Keep it steady,
315
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,197
and I'll smoke all these losers.
316
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,734
What?
317
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,202
Wait, this is the end?
318
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,637
How'd you do that?
319
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,673
- Maps. - Hmm.
320
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,811
Check it out, Stu. We're about to win.
321
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,479
And I didn't think about Grimm even once,
322
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,214
not even his dinky little bike.
323
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,849
I can still hear it buzzing in my head.
324
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,563
What the hell?! - Oh, shit!
325
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,697
Hello, chaps!
326
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,771
Thanks for the lift, Marcus.
327
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,672
Son of a bitch.
328
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,340
That's not in the spirit of competition.
329
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,509
I'm going to file a complaint.
330
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,910
Goddamn it!
331
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,912
If that son of a bitch didn't get in our way
332
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,548
we would've come in first.
333
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,886
- They, um-- - No, Stu.
334
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,155
No words.
335
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,791
Not trying to add any pressure,
336
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,860
but FYI, there's one pass left.
337
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,461
This is our last shot.
338
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,929
Fuck!
339
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,967
Ah, shit! Those holy assholes beat us to it.
340
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,835
It's almost time for Preacher's ba-ba.
341
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,740
And no one fucks with ba-ba time!
342
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,481
I'm getting that goddamned pass.
343
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,283
Cover me.
344
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,797
- You look mad. - It's been a shit day.
345
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:26,465
Give me that pass.
346
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,605
Shit!
347
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,945
I really should have tested this shit before now.
348
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,851
My milking titty.
349
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,420
Ew, it got on my hand!
350
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,257
Where the hell did he go?
351
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,532
I got the pass!
352
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,367
Go, go!
353
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,377
Quiet, we gotta go!
354
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,950
Go, go, go, go, go, go! Fuck!
355
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,352
John, this is it.
356
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,654
If we don't get that pass, it's over.
357
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,803
Shit, he's fast.
358
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,312
Preacher, we could really use your guidance right now.
359
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,815
Kill them.
360
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,820
He is risen!
361
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,794
I kill them in your name, Preacher!
362
00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:02,829
Oh my God.
363
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,674
Our father who art a baby, hallowed be thy dick--
364
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,456
Huh, boomerang blast.
365
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,900
Do you see the pass?
366
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,635
I hope he didn't blow it up.
367
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,756
Just take it. It's a baby.
368
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,124
I'm trying.
369
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,459
He's fuckin' strong.
370
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,728
Fuck you, Preacher!
371
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,563
John!
372
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,816
Round over.
373
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,990
No more unwanted back door visitors.
374
00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:39,425
Seal her up.
375
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,027
Are you sure you don't want me to do it?
376
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,463
I have thumbs and hands.
377
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,497
Harold's got it.
378
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,701
Stu, I've been thinking.
379
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,469
You know everything I said before?
380
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,904
Eh, forget it all.
381
00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:54,039
Grudges are back on the menu.
382
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,041
So are blood feuds and vendettas.
383
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,510
And when it comes to killing,
384
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,546
I just gotta lead with my heart.
385
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:01,914
You know? - Yeah.
386
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,017
Oh, shit. Harold dropped the torch.
387
00:23:05,018 --> 00:23:06,419
Don't pick it up. It's hot!
388
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,190
Damn.
389
00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:12,825
You really do know how to drive.
390
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:17,196
I hope that we can, well, you know, if you're down,
391
00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:19,898
team up again in the next round.
392
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,967
Saving Fucking Mayhem presets.
393
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,605
Fucking Mayhem presets saved.
394
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,743
Hey, Quattro, could I, uh--
395
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,112
could I maybe ask for your advice?
396
00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:34,546
Interface battery at 10%.
397
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,614
Entering sleep mode.
398
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,450
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
399
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:42,221
Thanks for saving my ass out there, Quattro.
400
00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:43,789
Acknowledged.
401
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:57,503
Is there a lost and found for human children?
402
00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,139
I'll take the baby.
403
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:01,607
What?
404
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,875
The child will be safe with me.
405
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,844
Unless you would prefer to care for him.
406
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,579
- No, no, you have-- - Abso-fucking-lutely not.
407
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,614
More square footage.
408
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,915
Oh, look at you.
409
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,752
You'll want for nothing with Daddy Calypso.
410
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,857
Congratulations on surviving the first round.
411
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,259
Enjoy the moment.
412
00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:22,628
Things only get harder from here.
413
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,596
Now, if you'll excuse me,
414
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,598
I've got this little animal to delouse.
415
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:33,038
So you guys didn't die?
416
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,039
Good job.
417
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,642
Thanks. You too.
418
00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:42,816
Guess I'll go clean up.
419
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:46,785
You good?
420
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:50,089
You seem... different.
421
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,524
I'm good.
422
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:58,597
Um, I just...
423
00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:01,034
well, I-I killed someone today.
424
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:08,307
Oh. Was it your first?
425
00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:12,044
Oh, I just assumed-- - I had a big body count?
426
00:25:12,045 --> 00:25:14,313
No. I mean, I've done, like,
427
00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:16,782
you know, hand stuff, like stabbing and shit,
428
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:20,052
but never went all the way
429
00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:21,554
until today.
430
00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:26,291
Wow. Okay, um, uh,
431
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,027
tell me everything.
432
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:28,862
Who was it?
433
00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,199
Don't laugh.
434
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,869
Chuckie Floop.
435
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,638
And it was kind of whatever.
436
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,140
Mm-hmm, I'm not laughing.
437
00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:42,608
I guess I just thought
438
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:46,745
that my first kill would be,
439
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:50,182
I don't know, with someone special?
440
00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:51,850
Ugh, no. It's better this way.
441
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,018
For your first you want to kill someone
442
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:53,886
you barely care about
443
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:54,787
and then never think about them again.
444
00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,922
You know, just get it out of the way.
445
00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,359
How old were you when you had your first kill?
446
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,896
Well, I was a late bloomer.
447
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:07,099
There was this blueberry picker in the O.C.
448
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,233
that just kept hassling me,
449
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,868
so I got him with my hatchet.
450
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:11,970
Although he didn't die right away,
451
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,972
so I'm not sure it officially counts.
452
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,675
It was just the tip.
453
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:22,114
How's the kid?
454
00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:26,018
Uh, fine.
455
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,921
John... ow.
456
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:32,124
We can't afford another day like this.
457
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:34,126
This is life and death.
458
00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:37,096
It was just a bad day. I mean, shit happens.
459
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:41,934
Not like today. I've never seen you like this.
460
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,436
Well, maybe the stress of the round got to me.
461
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,739
Like you said, it is life or death.
462
00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:49,274
But you were fine in the qualifier,
463
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,212
With missiles falling from the sky.
464
00:26:54,147 --> 00:26:55,081
So what changed?
465
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:58,818
John?
466
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,655
What's going on?
467
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,661
Is it us?
468
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,398
Is it me? - No.
469
00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:15,134
It's me.
470
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,803
It's all me.
471
00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:21,306
I'm sorry. - Sorry for what?
472
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,208
For today,
473
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:24,710
for screwing up the radar,
474
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:25,911
for being so clumsy
475
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:30,182
on the smoothest fucking ice in the world,
476
00:27:30,183 --> 00:27:32,018
for coming with you at all.
477
00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,091
I lied to you, Quiet.
478
00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:46,398
I made my own wish.
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