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Hello.
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Ah!
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The lovers.
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What exactly can I do for you?
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So here's the deal. Quiet made a wish,
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then I came back, and I made another wish.
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It was a simple mistake,
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heat of the moment type thing.
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I want the walls to come down just like Quiet.
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So I'm here to undo my wish. Nothing major.
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This is very serious.
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I gave you strict instructions.
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One wish per car. - I know. It was a mistake.
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That's why I want to take my wish back.
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I mean... - Do you really want that?
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It is your sister, after all.
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And you?
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You let him make this sacrifice?
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It was a big lie,
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but he must have really wanted her back.
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Yeah, but Krista...
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It's my sister. It's my choice.
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If you want to solve your wish problem...
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...drink from the well.
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That well?
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, that's it.
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Everything will be taken care of.
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Really?
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Easy peasy.
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You run along now.
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Oh, and...
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...have fun tonight.
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If he has something "fun" planned,
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we are fucked.
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Nothing like a little calm before a storm.
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Wow. This bleach stuff is great.
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I wonder if it'll clean my insides.
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O-kay...
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"Duh... deh..."
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"Dearest drivers.
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"Tonight, we will be celebrating
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"the annual wintertide solstice promenade."
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"We will honor the transition of the seasons
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"with music, dance, and general revelry."
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Ooh! Did you say "party"?
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Lucky for you, I love dirty dancing.
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I'm not surprised about the dirty part.
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You haven't washed in days.
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And I'll pass on the dancing.
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We'll see about that.
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"Please use the contents of this stunningly crafted chest
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"to ready yourself and meet outside the gym at 8:00 PM."
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"Warm Solstice,
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"Calypso."
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So the next round is a party.
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John, we fucked with this man's game.
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So, no, I don't think this next round is just a party.
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Well, it can't be that bad.
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I'm not taking any chances.
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Oh, sh--
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Okay, so maybe there is a dance portion.
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Wait, did you say wintertide solstice promenade?
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I've always wanted to do a prom episode,
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but I never got the chance.
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But I've seen every one.
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Oh... tonight is going to be magical.
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I'm gonna own the dance floor
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like Carlton Banks in "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
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Ain't that right, Harold?
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Aw, my own little Jazzy Jeff.
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All right, I need your opinion.
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Do I go cocktail casual, or Transylvania chic?
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I'll go with, uh, Transylvania chic.
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Ah, you don't know anything.
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Prom is for the classics.
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Time to stunt on these hos.
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Damn.
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Ew, get a life.
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I am so getting my eggs fertilized tonight.
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Hmm, time to party.
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Ah, quit fiddling.
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Let Pop Pop do it.
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Long over short, then through the hole,
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and back--
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Ah, fuck it. You know what?
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If Ricky didn't need a tie in "My So-Called Life,"
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neither does my Stu.
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Yo!
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Purple suit. Looking sharp, Stu.
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- It's plum. - Plum, huh?
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- Like the fruit. - Yeah, I got it.
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Sexy ass suit, check.
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Handsome son of a bitch to fill it in,
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double check.
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How great is this?
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I mean, the invites, the suits. Oh...
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It's like I'm in a fairy tale.
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Ugh, God, this is fucking lame.
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Whoa.
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Is there breeze in here?
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- You look amazing. - Thanks.
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Chopping it up kind of worked out.
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Also...
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It'll still hide my hatchet. - Oh.
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This dress fits like shit.
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I think that's because you have it on backwards.
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Here, let me help you.
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How did you do this?
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Please, enter the gymnasium.
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Beautiful.
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Oh, very handsome.
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Well, here we fucking go.
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Lovely. Very dapper.
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Welcome to the wintertide solstice promenade,
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a celebration dating back to the Roanoke Colony.
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And back then, we-- they...
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would gather to honor life's transitions,
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the moments we all share in common.
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And this eve, we honor the death of autumn,
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and celebrate the birth of winter.
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We honor the dead with our own offering...
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...of life.
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I wonder what we're offering.
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Oh, good. It's blood.
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Who's next?
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I got a splinter.
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Right or left?
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I think we can skip you.
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Cal, I got to tell you, loving the theme.
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Also, you are a masterful storyteller.
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Hmm. Thank you.
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To those who have fallen.
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Thank you for your offering.
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Hmm. All better.
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My, uh, splinter didn't disappear.
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Now, there has been much death,
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and there will be more, but tonight?
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Tonight...
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Is for the living.
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Let's party!
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Come on. Don't be shy.
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- Yes! - Go dance.
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It's all happening.
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Ah! It's all happening!
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Have an hors d'ouevres.
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Pinwheel?
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Hey, everybody, get over here
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and make a damn circle around me.
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Saw that.
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And I...
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...absolutely approve.
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Ooh, all right.
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Who's ready to make some precious memories?
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Oh, hell yeah!
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Let's go!
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Hey, I don't know, man.
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You sure it's not going to melt our eyes or something?
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Stu.
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Get in here, man.
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Hey, Stu, you got to get in here.
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It's not the three bromigos without you.
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So get your purple tushy in here, man.
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Hey, if you guys want to be the ugliest ones in the photo,
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I'm happy to oblige.
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Get your ass in here right now.
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You can sit on my lap.
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- Okay. - Put your butt towards us!
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Okay.
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Let's switch hats.
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Aah!
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This is the best night of my life.
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Have you seen this spread?
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- What are you doing? - Ow! What?
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They put marshmallows inside of cereal.
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I'm but a mere man!
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Wait. Did you want one?
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No.
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And you shouldn't have one either.
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It's probably laced with something.
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- Hmm. - Or the DJ is spinning
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subliminal messages in his beats,
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and when the bass drops, we're all gonna kill each other.
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Maybe. But I'm gonna eat this.
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I'm just saying, something is up.
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No, I get that.
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Like when it seems all good on the outside,
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but on the inside, there's a surprise waiting.
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Like these tasty pig in a blanket.
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Hmm?
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Come on.
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Mm-mm-mm-mmm.
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Come on. They're good.
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I've had, like, six of them.
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You're acting like nothing's wrong.
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Something's always wrong.
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It's been that way our entire lives.
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Now, sure, Calypso might try some shit,
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but tonight, I'm here with you right now.
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And you look nice.
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Oh, great. I'm glad to know
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I'll make a beautiful corpse.
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I'm gonna go check the rest of the perimeter.
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Enjoy your... hogs.
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Hmm?
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Hi, mister!
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Sorry.
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We can't get distracted before the next round.
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Truth is, sweetie,
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he thinks about you at night.
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He's just nervous
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you won't like the rest of us.
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Well, you can tell him he doesn't have to be nervous.
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I think his voices are kinda cute
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and a vibe.
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Okay now, buttoned-up insider came to get loose.
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Yeah, well, this party fucking sucks.
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You know, I tried to go to prom one time?
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Took the love of my life.
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But they didn't let us in.
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Turns out this bitch Destiny told Principal Wilson
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that we were gonna do ecstasy,
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which, hey, we were.
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But because of her,
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Kelly and I never got our dance.
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Wait, wait. So you--
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you're a lesbian?
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Yeah. I'm a lesbian.
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Do you have a fucking problem with that?
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No.
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Axel loves the lesbians.
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Right answer, bitch.
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Oh, just ask her already.
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Yeah, pussy!
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Would you...
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like to dance?
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I'd love to.
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Stu!
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- Hey, dude. - Good dance.
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Thank you.
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You guys wanna get down on these fingies?
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Uh, hell yeah.
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Now, Dave, these are chicken fingers,
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not people fingers. Sure you still want one?
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Goddamn, Stu.
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Really?
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Hey, don't-- he didn't mean--
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You can't say shit like that
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to someone in recovery, Stu.
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Shit, I feel horrible,
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He's probably going back to his room
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to do some meditation. I'll go talk to him,
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let him know you didn't mean it.
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No, I got this.
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We're just starting to really bond.
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I want to own this mistake.
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I think he'd really respect that.
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Stu, are you sneaking off to do some drugs?
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Yeah.
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Ah, I'm proud of that kid.
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Oh, so now you're all dancing?
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Unbelievable.
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What the! Hmm.
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So, how's the perimeter?
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You find anything suspicious?
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No.
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But I can feel it. - Yeah?
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Something's off.
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Well, I'm gonna go investigate the dance floor,
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so if I'm not back in five minutes,
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you might want to come get me.
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Oh, ho ho!
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That's my shit!
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Well, thank you for joining.
275
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Yeah, well, you looked like you needed backup.
276
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Ooh, I need backup! Back up!
277
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Come on, come on, go Grimm!
278
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Go Grimm! Go Grimm! Go Grimm!
279
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Go Grimm! Go Grimm! Go Grimm! Go Grimm!
280
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What the fuck?
281
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That's supposed to be my dance circle!
282
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Go Grimm! Go Grimm!
283
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Oh, this isn't over yet.
284
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Dave, where are you, dude?
285
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Dave?
286
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Party's not the same without ya.
287
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,262
Holy shit, you can suck your own dick?
288
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That's fucking awesome.
289
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,734
Dave, you still eat people?
290
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,239
Everybody backslides, Stu.
291
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Dave, let's just take it easy.
292
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You're not yourself right now.
293
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Mike and I can help you.
294
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,537
No, you fucking can't.
295
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This is who I've always been.
296
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Now the mask is off, bitch,
297
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,627
and I'm not gonna let you turn Mike against me.
298
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- No. - No, no, no, no, no.
299
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You punched your own ticket, dude. Sorry.
300
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,385
So now I-I think I'm going to boil your flesh.
301
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,053
And then when you're nice and tender,
302
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,638
I'm gonna feed it to Mike.
303
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,098
- No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
304
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A piping hot bowl of Stu!
305
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:39,488
Yes, Stu! Yeah, baby!
306
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Come on!
307
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Ah, fuck you!
308
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,957
Oh, shit.
309
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,251
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
310
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,551
Time to rip the piggies from the blanket!
311
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:03,137
What are you doing?
312
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,014
Ah, what the fuck?!
313
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,932
Ooh, you're so tangy!
314
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,188
That's good, Stu.
315
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,482
You got some good chompers on you, you fuck!
316
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,818
How'd that taste? - Like ass!
317
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,989
I hope you enjoyed the appetizer,
318
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'cause I'm coming in
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for the main course now!
320
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,086
Dave?
321
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,215
You good?
322
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,176
Come on. Let's get your head off that hook
323
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,511
and get you back to prom.
324
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:08,994
"Dear bros and brahs,
325
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,246
"I bet you're wondering
326
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,707
"how I got here.
327
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:18,629
Well, it's kind of a funny story."
328
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,299
Whoo, my traps better be glistening.
329
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:26,512
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
330
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,348
Hey, I need to get a picture of how good I look.
331
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,183
No, how good you look.
332
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,726
Uh, yeah, no, pass.
333
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,186
Come on, it'll be fun.
334
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,271
Dude, I look like ass in this dress.
335
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:38,691
No, you look great.
336
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,401
I don't know, maybe put your hair up.
337
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,207
Where'd you get that,
338
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,542
the thing in your hair?
339
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,626
I don't really know.
340
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,545
Had it ever since I was a baby.
341
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,963
Get in here-- Okay, okay.
342
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,758
Okay, okay, okay.
343
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,185
Those were good days.
344
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,106
Some of the best of my life.
345
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,789
No!
346
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,086
Oh, we've never done this before.
347
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,463
It's all new.
348
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,715
You're doing great, my stinky little bedbug.
349
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,259
Eh, look at this exoskeleton!
350
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,719
Mama like!
351
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,973
Give me that nectar.
352
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,267
Oh, we are gonna come.
353
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,394
We are gonna come!
354
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,313
Oh, man, Grimm,
355
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,606
I didn't think you could land her,
356
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,274
but you've provem me wrong.
357
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,485
Well, guess you win the bet.
358
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,445
What is he talking about, Grimmy?
359
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,031
Was I the bet? - No, no, no, no.
360
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,617
- Was I fucking bet? - It's not like that.
361
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,285
I thought you liked me.
362
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,203
No, no, Vanessa!
363
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,455
Come back. We can explain.
364
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,707
I guess you were right, Harold.
365
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,418
She wasn't all that after all.
366
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,312
Stu!
367
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,731
Hey, man, you've been gone a while.
368
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,067
Oh, How'd things go with Dave?
369
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,652
Uh, he forgave me.
370
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,154
- Oh, nice. - Yeah.
371
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,156
Well, where is he?
372
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,867
Um, he said he has some personal demons
373
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:57,204
he needs to Shavasana about.
374
00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,498
Of course he does.
375
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,667
You want to hit the snack table?
376
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:05,171
Actually, I've got a better idea.
377
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:08,507
Your old hacky sack?
378
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,050
Hell, yeah, it is.
379
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:12,011
You kept it after all this time?
380
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:15,514
Of course I did, man. This means a lot to me.
381
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,016
Me too.
382
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,393
See? I told you you looked cute.
383
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:21,186
That's what I look like?
384
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,855
Ha, I look great!
385
00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:37,161
May I have this dance?
386
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,704
Yeah, sure.
387
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,675
We'll have our dance soon, Kelly.
388
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:18,554
Just a few more kills to go.
389
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,940
I never thought I'd get a night like this.
390
00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:32,484
Quiet, if we survive this thing,
391
00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:35,654
every night can be like this.
392
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,531
John...
393
00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:39,742
I have something to tell you.
394
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,535
Don't say it.
395
00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:43,495
Why not?
396
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,748
'Cause you don't have to.
397
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:02,806
Ah, you know, it's nothing like on TV.
398
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:06,560
It's all so magical.
399
00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,708
Yeah.
400
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,585
I couln't ask for a better friend
401
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:32,962
to share it with.
402
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,591
Aw, thanks, Harold.
403
00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:39,761
I love you, Sweet Tooth.
404
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:02,241
Oh, no, what's happening?
405
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,076
Oh, no.
406
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,292
Does this smoke smell weird to you, Harold?
407
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:15,421
Harold? Harold?!
408
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,798
Harold?!
409
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,134
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, you can't!
410
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:21,468
Wanna bet?
411
00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,512
No, no,
412
00:29:23,513 --> 00:29:26,890
no, no, no!
413
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:37,067
We gotta get out of here.
414
00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:40,571
Wow, what's in this punch?
415
00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:41,780
It's not the punch.
416
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,033
It's the smoke.
417
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:46,744
We're being...
418
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:51,165
fumigated!
419
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,585
Try not to breathe the smoke.
420
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,674
Hey, hey, hey, little girl,
421
00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,676
I-I didn't mean to leave you alone.
422
00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:06,055
Uh, what is going on with you?
423
00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,474
What is going on with me?
424
00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:13,938
Oh, fuck.
425
00:30:15,398 --> 00:30:17,649
- May! - Quiet.
426
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:18,859
Come on, stay with me.
427
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,320
Quiet!
428
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:39,881
Quiet.
429
00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:48,890
John!
430
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,853
Wakey wakey.
431
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:57,147
I hope you all had a lovely evening
432
00:30:57,148 --> 00:30:59,400
bonding with your fellow competitors.
433
00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:03,862
Alas, if you want to advance to the final round,
434
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,782
those bonds will have to break.
435
00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:13,665
Oh, shit.
436
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,712
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