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New challengers approaching!
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You think she knows that's a flare gun?
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No, not a chance.
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- She ready for this? - No way.
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But if we tell her not to enter, she absolutely will.
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That reminds me of someone.
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You. It reminds me of you.
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Yes, dummy, I know.
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Fuck. Holy men.
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Oh, god.
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Hey, motherfucker, I remember you.
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Relax.
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I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts.
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You're the guy who fought Preacher Jedidiah
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at last year's gathering.
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You wanted to fuck that orange car so bad
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you killed him over it.
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I'm sorry, you wanted to fuck Evelyn?
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No. And I didn't kill your leader.
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He caused the explosion, not me.
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Oh, yeah? Well, why don't we ask him?
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Brenjamin, bring forth our lord Preacher.
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- Preacher? - He's alive?
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Whose baby is this?
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Oh, this isn't just some baby.
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No. This horny little fucker right here
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is our preacher,
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his immortal soul reborn
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into tiny flesh.
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Our father would never leave us.
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Father never leaves. He just changes.
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Tell 'em, Deacon.
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We waited many long months.
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And then one day, our preacher returned to us.
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- He was in a tree. - Like a squirrel?
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I'm not gonna lie.
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This little fucker is kind of cute.
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Don't get those fingers too close.
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He will bite them clean off.
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Shut up!
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Who could be scared of--
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You freed me from Zemu.
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Good looking out.
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Yeah.
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Seemed like the chill thing to do.
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So, how are you doing?
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With freedom.
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Freedom.
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Maybe one day.
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Still drinking gasoline. Interesting.
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But I do owe you one.
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- Oh, it's okay. - Just one.
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After that, I'll flatten you with my tires,
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just like everyone else.
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Well, unfortunately for you,
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I'm not just like everyone else.
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New challenger approaching!
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I can't believe we're finally here.
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The tournament!
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Do you think I might get the chance
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to cut someone's head off?
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I've been sort of wanting to try that.
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There is nothing I want more for you, Stu.
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Oh, hey, look, it's our OG fan club.
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I told you this would be the social event of the season.
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We should go say hi before we murder them for sport.
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You go ahead.
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Those two are douchebags anyway.
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I need to prepare for my next killing spree.
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Oh, Stu, you're going to make me cry.
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Do me a favor.
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Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early.
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He's got an itchy trigger finger.
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Lactation is very rare in men,
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but Brenjamin here has been blessed
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with the nips of a mother.
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Fucking wine corks.
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I'm an unholy miracle.
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Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics!
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No, no--
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Hi, Sweet Tooth.
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So, what are you crazy kids doing here?
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You come to cheer me on?
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Oh, uh, not exactly.
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Aww.
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Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time.
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So did he.
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This time he'll finish the job.
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Brenjamin, time to put down preacher.
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Then we'll put you down.
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Hey, you need any help with that little fucker,
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hit me up. I've already killed one baby.
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So what have you two crazy kids been up to?
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Tell me everything.
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Take a picture. It'll last longer.
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Sorry. I was just admiring your... hat?
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You're joining the tournament?
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You wouldn't last a day in the Florida swamplands.
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The mosquitos would eat you alive.
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You're right.
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You know what? I shouldn't be here.
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Everyone's really scary, especially you.
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You're smart to fear me,
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because those who cross Vermin
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don't live to tell the tale.
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You're terrifying.
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You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says.
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What did he say?
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Oh, just that you're not a real competitor.
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All bark, no bite. Stupid stuff.
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Son of a bitch.
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He also said something about you being a bug fucker.
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Come on! That was one time!
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I put ants in my pants,
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and it's not my fault that it felt good.
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I did it for a joke.
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Where's that fucker?
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Okay, dickhead! Hey!
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What the fuck are you saying...
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Excuse me. Would you like to know
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who had some very specific opinions
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about your eyepatch?
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The clown said that?
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Those exact words?
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Swear to God. Or not God. The devil?
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I don't know. whoever you swear to.
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For what it's worth,
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I don't think the Holy Men have gone so soft.
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Soft?!
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Why, because I am an incredibly attentive father figure?
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I'll show him.
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The only thing more powerful than big ass guns
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is a daddy's love.
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Watch where you're going, you dipshit,
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or, uh, I'll have to rip your balls off
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and shove them up your nose.
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Stu?
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Mike?
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I thought you were dead!
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Oh my God.
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Are you real, or am I tripping?
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I knew I shouldn't have foraged for mushies at night.
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I'm very real, man.
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Dude, if I knew you were alive,
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I would have-- - Hey, Michael.
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Hammerhead is locked and loaded.
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Hey, guy. That's a nice headband.
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It actually brings out your eyes.
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- Thanks? - Yeah.
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Stu, this is my new homie Dave.
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- Yeah. - Dave, this is Stu.
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No way!
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This is your old compadre, Big Stu.
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Or just Stu.
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You know, your reputation precedes you.
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I mean, I've heard so much about you
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because of... - Yeah.
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- Oh, awesome. - Yeah.
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Cool. How did you meet this guy?
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Well, after Sweet Tooth attacked us,
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I was messed up bad, man.
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So I rolled over in the fire to cauterize the gash.
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- Let me help. Let me help. - On my back.
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- Let me help. - Thank you, Dave. thank you.
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Oh, god.
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And next thing I know, I got found by some Butchers.
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And get this,
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Dave here was one of the Butchers.
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Crazy, right?
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What a twist. - Oh, yeah.
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Seriously. I mean, we were
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fattening him up for a barbecue.
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Then Mike just kind of flipped the script on me.
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He told me, um,
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a man who eats man
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is no man at all.
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He's a regular Bill Shakespeare, right?
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- Yeah. - But seriously,
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from that day forward, I vowed
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I would never let any man meat touch these lips.
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Well, I'm just happy to meet my good pal Mike.
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Hey, Stu, so am I, okay?
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I would've missed out on a pretty damn good friendship.
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'Cause you would have eaten him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would've eaten him.
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Yeah.
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So I saw your ass get dragged off the beach, man.
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I thought you were burnt toast.
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How the hell did you get away from Sweet Tooth?
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Oh, super crazy story. I, uh--
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Stu, Oh, my God,
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there are so many cool people here to kill.
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There's a human-car hybrid over there.
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I think he's on 'roids. - You're still with him?
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I can explain it.
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Hey, didn't I cut you in half? I never forget a victim.
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You did. But you didn't finish the job.
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Could you not tell anybody about that?
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I mean, attempted murder is kind of a bad look for me.
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Congratulations
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on creating the perfect little minion
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to do your bidding.
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W-wait a minute. That's not what this is.
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We're partners, equals.
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Yeah, no, we're not.
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As a matter of fact,
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yesterday I massacred a roomful of random people
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all by myself.
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And you're proud of that?
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You left me for dead
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so that you could find out how to murder better?
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- Yeah, about sums it up. - No--
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Okay, Yeah. Come on, Dave.
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We got a tournament to win.
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I'll be right there, Mike.
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Keep your head on a swivel!
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Look, he's just got to cool off.
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It'll be fine.
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just remember, the road to self-discovery
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is a long and arduous one.
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Hey, one love.
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I also love that mask.
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It's really cheery.
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And I think I'm looking at a dental ad.
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It's nice.
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Oh, man, that Dave guy's
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got a real nice way about him, huh?
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Fit, too. You can tell he really watches what he--
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Eats.
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This motherfucker.
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That asshole killed Jeremy and Ashley.
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Grimm! How the hell did you get out?
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I threw away the key.
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I got a special invitation.
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And that's Mr. Grimm to you, Marcus!
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You know that's not my name!
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Oh, you're still in so much pain.
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Don't worry,
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soon you'll be free.
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And your soul will be with us.
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Marcus, huh?
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What is that, Germanic?
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Okay.
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There's a lot of stone cold killers here.
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We've got to stick to the plan.
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What do we do about Axel?
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I don't know. Maybe get him a damn shirt.
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I don't think he'll be a problem.
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We should avoid Sweet Tooth, because he's fucking bonkers.
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The motorcycle guy will keep him busy.
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They got a history. - Really?
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What else did you find out? - Oh, plenty.
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That's Billy Ray Stillwell, a.k.a. the Junkyard Dog.
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Dangerous for sure, but dumber than a box of assholes.
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You really just got to watch out
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for that spiked metal ball catapult thing.
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The human cum sock is Chuckie Floop.
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I heard he's the sickest driver in the country,
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but I know poser when I see one.
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Who I'm real worried about is Death Warrant,
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bounty hunter from Dallas.
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Heard he takes scalps
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and weaves the hair of his victims
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into his own mane.
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That's a lot of hair.
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Yeah, he's covering a bald spot.
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00:13:36,492 --> 00:13:38,627
He's very sensitive about it.
270
00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:40,061
I think we're going to tear this shit up.
271
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Fuck yeah.
272
00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:43,031
And if the party gets a little rowdy,
273
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:46,001
I can always hit that EMP.
274
00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:47,502
Solid recon.
275
00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:48,537
That's really going to help us.
276
00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:52,441
Help you? Bitch, I'm here to get my own wish.
277
00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:54,342
Besides, no amount of intel is going to help
278
00:13:54,343 --> 00:13:56,378
with Roadkill's janky turn radius.
279
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:58,413
What's wrong with our turn radius?
280
00:13:58,414 --> 00:13:59,748
Good luck out there!
281
00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:02,584
Calm down. She's just fucking with you.
282
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:03,719
I know that.
283
00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:10,725
So you think you can spread lies about me,
284
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:11,960
you little punk?
285
00:14:11,961 --> 00:14:14,529
Stu's the one who called you a loser with a micro penis,
286
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:17,834
not me. - I am not a loser!
287
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:23,806
Whatever.
288
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:26,876
I'll see you soon enough.
289
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,982
Eat shit.
290
00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:38,553
What a douche. May-- - Look, I like you guys and all,
291
00:14:38,554 --> 00:14:39,988
but I'm not interested in an alliance.
292
00:14:39,989 --> 00:14:41,456
Yeah, no, I get that.
293
00:14:41,457 --> 00:14:43,058
But why are you making yourself a target?
294
00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:45,093
I'm getting inside their heads.
295
00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:46,461
It's mind games 101.
296
00:14:46,462 --> 00:14:47,295
Do you understand
297
00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:48,663
how dangerous this is going to be?
298
00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:50,098
I can handle this, Quiet.
299
00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:52,634
If you go out there, you're on your own.
300
00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:55,437
We all are.
301
00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:58,673
Wow. Way to be overdramatic.
302
00:14:58,674 --> 00:15:00,610
I'll keep the finish line warm for you.
303
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,519
New challenger approaching!
304
00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:23,398
John?
305
00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,600
Interesting.
306
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:27,035
What the hell are you doing here?
307
00:15:27,036 --> 00:15:28,170
That should be obvious.
308
00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:29,771
But what I can't figure out
309
00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:32,140
is why you fought so hard to escape me
310
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,842
only to end up here anyway.
311
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:37,080
Do you even see how annoying that is?
312
00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:43,018
Oh.
313
00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:46,888
Okay. So the sex is that good, huh?
314
00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:48,490
I can respect that.
315
00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:51,126
Just know once we get out there,
316
00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:53,628
I'm going to be the one doing the fucking.
317
00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:57,799
Hmm, Hot Topic brought a fancy car.
318
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,102
Do you know how to drive that thing?
319
00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,871
Fuck around and find out.
320
00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:05,173
Toodles.
321
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:07,609
That's a different Raven, right?
322
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,044
There's a bunch of them.
323
00:16:09,045 --> 00:16:11,546
This one, She's the boss.
324
00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:12,714
Are they all hot?
325
00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:14,750
Yeah. It's like "Gremlins."
326
00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:24,192
Calypso.
327
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:32,635
You gotta admire the showmanship.
328
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:36,938
We're really gonna wait for this door
329
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:38,073
to open all the way?
330
00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:40,076
Just shh. He's building tension.
331
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:48,985
Yeah this is taking forever.
332
00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:20,916
Ladies, gentlemen,
333
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,852
welcome to my contest.
334
00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:26,822
Well, almost.
335
00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:31,660
You're not in it quite yet.
336
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:35,997
First, you must survive a qualifying round.
337
00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:38,066
Yo, dude!
338
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:42,571
Not really taking questions yet, but go ahead.
339
00:17:42,572 --> 00:17:44,272
So, what are the rules?
340
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:47,043
I feel like some of us are wondering.
341
00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,279
I was just about to get to that, Mr. Floop,
342
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,982
if you'd just waited one second.
343
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,717
It's okay. It's okay.
344
00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:57,652
Nevermind.
345
00:17:57,653 --> 00:17:59,621
The rules of the qualifier
346
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:03,258
are as simple as one, two, three.
347
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:06,062
One, grab a package.
348
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:11,767
Two, deliver it to Tournament city.
349
00:18:11,768 --> 00:18:14,302
Delivering packages? We got this in the bag.
350
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,805
And three,
351
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,907
don't die.
352
00:18:18,908 --> 00:18:23,145
The drivers who successfully deliver my packages intact
353
00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:25,847
will move on to the next round.
354
00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:30,318
Prepare for battle in ten, nine...
355
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:35,190
- Stu, go! - Eight.
356
00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:37,192
Seven.
357
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:39,361
- Whoo! - Six.
358
00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:41,830
- Go, go, go, go, go! - Come on, now.
359
00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,331
Five.
360
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,635
Four.
361
00:18:48,771 --> 00:18:51,773
Three.
362
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:53,108
Two.
363
00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:54,042
You were right.
364
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:56,111
This guy does know how to put on a show.
365
00:18:56,112 --> 00:18:57,680
One.
366
00:18:59,715 --> 00:19:00,882
Let's rock!
367
00:19:49,999 --> 00:19:51,733
You sure you're not worried about the kid?
368
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,301
Oh, I'm sure.
369
00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:55,437
She's not going anywhere without this.
370
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:59,274
No! No, now now! Come on!
371
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,343
Shit.
372
00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:18,293
Grimm at 12 o'clock.
373
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:28,103
I've been waiting minutes to do this.
374
00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:43,351
Damn it! Come on!
375
00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:46,155
Ah, you're not getting away that easy.
376
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,126
Oh, peekaboo, I see you!
377
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:53,395
Brenjamin, protect the God-child.
378
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,037
Holy shit!
379
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:07,877
Get some!
380
00:21:09,345 --> 00:21:11,114
Get some!
381
00:21:12,548 --> 00:21:14,817
Yeah!
382
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,356
Ha! Nice shot, Harold!
383
00:21:26,395 --> 00:21:28,898
I'm gonna enjoy this, Milkman.
384
00:21:49,986 --> 00:21:52,187
Damn it!
385
00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:53,789
God, that felt good!
386
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:54,523
You know, your butt looks really good
387
00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:55,391
when you're shooting.
388
00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:10,272
Game over.
389
00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:25,187
I think he's tracking us.
390
00:22:25,188 --> 00:22:26,922
Oh, shit!
391
00:22:26,923 --> 00:22:28,356
The little green light turned yellow.
392
00:22:28,357 --> 00:22:29,424
What do we do? - I don't know.
393
00:22:29,425 --> 00:22:31,426
Not let it get red.
394
00:22:31,427 --> 00:22:32,294
Step on it.
395
00:22:32,295 --> 00:22:33,963
Let's hope it doesn't get carsick.
396
00:22:35,431 --> 00:22:36,498
Spread out!
397
00:22:36,499 --> 00:22:38,567
One of those heckin' bombs could take us all down.
398
00:22:45,441 --> 00:22:47,009
Fuck this.
399
00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:52,981
Now that's how I want to go,
400
00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:54,850
earth shattering explosion.
401
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:57,052
And if I take Grimm with me, even better.
402
00:22:57,053 --> 00:22:59,054
I actually don't wanna die in a big explosion.
403
00:22:59,055 --> 00:23:00,956
Maybe we should get to the city and then kill him there.
404
00:23:00,957 --> 00:23:04,159
No! We kill him now!
405
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,061
Fine. Let me take the wheel.
406
00:23:06,062 --> 00:23:08,930
You can get a clean shot at him, partner.
407
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:10,599
Stuby-dooby-doo,
408
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,969
that is a great idea.
409
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:19,274
I got a grenade with your name on it.
410
00:23:20,476 --> 00:23:23,278
No! What are you doing?!
411
00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:25,313
Fuck Grimm! We'll get him in the next round.
412
00:23:25,314 --> 00:23:27,049
Stu!
413
00:23:40,363 --> 00:23:43,265
Hey! What the fuck?!
414
00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:44,133
Shit!
415
00:23:46,202 --> 00:23:47,270
Gotcha.
416
00:23:52,141 --> 00:23:54,376
Whoo!
417
00:23:54,377 --> 00:23:55,510
Fuck!
418
00:24:01,818 --> 00:24:03,519
Ow! My fucking face.
419
00:24:06,456 --> 00:24:07,522
Fuck.
420
00:24:07,523 --> 00:24:08,523
The kid!
421
00:24:08,524 --> 00:24:09,425
Shit.
422
00:24:11,694 --> 00:24:15,264
Shit, I was-- fuck!
423
00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:19,968
We have to keep our eye on the prize, right?
424
00:24:19,969 --> 00:24:22,003
Right?! - Right.
425
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:23,505
I can't go back for her.
426
00:24:38,921 --> 00:24:40,522
Turn around.
427
00:24:40,523 --> 00:24:41,656
What? John, no!
428
00:24:41,657 --> 00:24:44,127
Move over, goddammit, we're wasting time! Come on!
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