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I'm hosting a tournament.
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And I invite the best drivers to compete.
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- John? - Quiet?
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We call ourselves The Dolls.
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The divide between insiders and outsiders
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grows by the day.
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I'm entering the tournament.
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I'm gonna wish to bring down all the city walls.
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It's bad out here, John. And it's getting worse.
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This monster's after me. Who is he?
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My best friend!
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Unfortunately, you missed every major organ on his body.
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When you're the last survivor,
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everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the best.
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Look, I was thinking, come with me.
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You're lucky I'm available.
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Ah!
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I heard you and Quiet make quite the team.
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Just like old times.
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John and I are gonna take a detour.
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I'm Mayhem.
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You're looking at the best driver
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on the West Coast. - Prove it.
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You don't have a goddamn clue what you're doing.
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What the hell is that?
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This wasn't on the final exam!
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If you two are gonna win,
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you're gonna need some special weapons.
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And the most overpowered specials
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can only be found in Diesel City.
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That's cool, but we don't have any money.
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We're gonna steal them.
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You wanna steal a bunch of weapons
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out of this place?
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Looks like you're gonna need a plan to do that.
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Good thing I've got one.
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So here's the deal.
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The cardinal rule of Diesel City is no violence.
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Dozens of snipers in there make sure of that.
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You die, it's from their bullet.
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Diesel City is for buyers only.
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So whatever gas you bring
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is swapped out for an in-house currency.
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And while the bazaar has got a whole slew
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of fine-ass weaponry,
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the most lethal ordnance can be found
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deep in the Emperor's inner sanctum,
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locked away in a vault and for good reason,
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because these are game changers,
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S-tier special weapons, the nasty shit.
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They have an emperor here? Sick.
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The biggest hurdle will be opening up the vault.
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The switch that controls the door
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is way up there in the crow's nest.
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So how do we get into the inner sanctum?
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Only the highest paying customers are allowed.
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And the people with the most money
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are the representative from the insider cities.
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I think the official term is a gaggle of fucknuts.
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You blend in with them,
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get yourself a lanyard,
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boom, you're in.
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I'll take the lead on this one.
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Really? You?
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Yeah, me.
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I used to live with insiders. I know how their brain works.
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Do you even know what an hors d'oeuvres is?
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And you won't believe how they spell that shit.
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Listen, how are we going to blend in?
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I mean, we're filthy.
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I don't even know whose blood this is.
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Here you go.
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Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit reporting for duty.
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Okay, so while you two look for the vault,
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I'll sneak up to the crow's nest and get the door open.
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You have 30 minutes to get your asses there.
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20 minutes, yeah.
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What?!
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30 minutes.
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Yeah, that's what I meant.
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You got to be in and out, okay?
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Mayhem, you'll stay back here.
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Shit goes sideways, we might need a getaway driver.
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Oh, hell yeah!
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I'll totally drive us the fuck out of here.
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She ready for this?
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Yes.
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Keys, bitch!
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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You two ready to debut the new spring collection?
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Wow.
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You look like a loose turd.
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Goddamn.
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We good?
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Yeah, we're good.
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All right, let's go.
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Bye. Don't die in there.
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Offerings for the Emperor?
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20 pieces each.
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Welcome to Diesel City, where commerce is created
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and conflict is not tolerated.
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Happy shopping.
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Remember, vault door, 30 minutes.
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That's a bold choice.
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Knights of Nebraska.
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I heard they took over Topeka
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and then killed what was left of the law.
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Guess they can wear whatever funny fucking hats they want.
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So this is Diesel City.
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Ho-ly shit.
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Eight for all of these?
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Mm-hmm. And if you're interested,
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I'm running a sale on .40 caliber.
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Hey, they got grenades.
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Can we have some?
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We have grenades in the truck.
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No, but these ones have little metal pieces in them.
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I'll never ask for anything again.
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Not this time. Thank you.
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I know you're excited,
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but you need to calm down a little bit, okay?
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Remember, this is about us winning the tournament,
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not about you buying whatever you want.
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I do want to win the tournament.
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Exactly. And these bullets I got us,
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they're armor piercing.
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Pretty sweet, huh? - Yeah, I guess.
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Trust me, you're going to have plenty of toys
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to play with. Okay?
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See, that's why I like working with you, Stu.
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You do the premeditating. I do the murder.
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Speaking of,
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I know killing is a big no-no around here,
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but I'm pretty sure I can get away with it.
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I mean, it can't be that hard.
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Stop, thief!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh!
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Woo! Way to go!
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You really misted that guy.
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Oh, man, whew!
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See, that's why you gotta behave.
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They're always watching.
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Where there's a willing clown,
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there's a way to murder. Know what I'm saying?
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Look, why don't you go pick out
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something special for the tournament?
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Here you go.
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Get whatever you want, so long as it's useful.
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Okay? Have fun.
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And no murder.
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Sure thing, Stu.
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Okay. We need to get some lanyards without a fight.
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Any ideas?
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No.
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Oh, way to take the lead.
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Here comes some insiders. Okay.
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Guess I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns.
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Hello, boys.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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Look, you're-- you're a cute chick, Quiet,
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but you look like you're trying to push out a fart right now,
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What are you doing here anyways?
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You're supposed to be in the car.
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Well, I'm helping your awkward asses.
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That's what I'm doing.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, where'd you get those?
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Well, I asked nicely, and they just gave them to me.
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What do you think?
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Not bad.
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Good pull, May.
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No. No way. This guy doesn't even look like me.
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He wears glasses.
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Got you covered, chief.
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This isn't gonna work.
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Huh, how is everything so crisp and clear?
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What are you talking about?
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You know how the world is usually blurry?
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With these, it--
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Well, you got to try these.
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Like, have your eyes always been that color?
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Well, I've done my job.
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Hey, your job is getaway driver.
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You're going back to the car, right?
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Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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Glasses.
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They're working.
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Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
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Yeah, of course.
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Ms. Tomaso.
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And good tidings to you
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from the fine people of Spokane.
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Sure, whatever
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Spokane go bragh.
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Okay.
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We can tell Mayhem we found Fucknut Island.
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Oh, look, drinks.
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Oh, hey, this flavor is intoxicating.
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- Oh, damn, that is sweet. - Mm-hmm.
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Usually that means it's full of booze.
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Oh, yeah, it is.
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There's his highness.
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Yeah, so someone actually, like, killed my lube guy.
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It's crazy. Like, who'd kill an essential worker?
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I bet the vault's behind there.
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So rude.
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Okay, let's just lay low
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and make our way over. - All right.
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- Just, you know, blend in. - Okay.
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Looking like we got a couple bogeys.
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And now we have got to go, right now.
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Go, go, go, go, go. Abort.
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Well, well, well.
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Where the fuck do you think you're going?
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So, what exactly are you two up to?
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Top of the morning to you, sir.
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I'm Deb from Spokane. - I can see your badge.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm Rick,
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but you can call me, uh, Big Rick from Kirkland.
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Yummy.
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You know, I've never heard a Spokane accent before.
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It's fucking hideous!
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I love it.
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Stupid accent.
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So what I want to know is,
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what are you guys doing here together?
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Kirkland and Spokane haven't had diplomatic relations
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since the manure conflict.
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Trying to turn my little weapons market soiree
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into a peace summit, are we?
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Oi, that we are, sir.
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Guilty.
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Oh, really?
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Okay.
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How is Kirkland since the whole sabotage?
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We're maintaining.
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Poisoning their drinking water with laxatives was genius.
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Break their sewers, fill their hospitals,
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make them feel dirty for once.
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Girl, Spokane don't play!
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No, no, no!
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Aye, we almost killed those bastards
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and their wings.
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Hmm. Is that even you?
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Uh...
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Looks like someone benefited from those laxatives.
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Right?
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Diarrhea looks great on you.
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He's still, uh, full of shite, though.
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Deb. I love Deb.
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You know, it's so funny.
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I can understand a fucking word you're saying,
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but this whole lovers from different towns,
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Romeo and Juliet bullshit gets me rock fucking hard.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've got to go prepare for the main event.
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Enjoy the auction.
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Stay hydrated.
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That was too fucking close.
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Mmm!
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Ooh, banana-berry.
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That's fucking yum, dude. - Amazing.
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Mmm!
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15 coins for one missile?
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That's highway robbery.
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I can give you 12.
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12? 12 is an insult.
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Stu! Stuart!
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Ta-da!
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00:12:43,653 --> 00:12:46,922
Hey, I need some of those coins back.
273
00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:48,123
Sorry, fresh out.
274
00:12:48,124 --> 00:12:49,992
This thing is gorgeous, right?
275
00:12:49,993 --> 00:12:51,927
It's real velvet. Touch it.
276
00:12:51,928 --> 00:12:53,662
You spent all of our money,
277
00:12:53,663 --> 00:12:55,397
the money we need for actual weapons,
278
00:12:55,398 --> 00:12:56,598
on a stupid cape?
279
00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:58,400
Watch this.
280
00:12:58,401 --> 00:12:59,401
Hey, what are you--
281
00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:02,538
Shit!
282
00:13:02,539 --> 00:13:05,941
I killed two other yo-yos like that the same way.
283
00:13:05,942 --> 00:13:08,577
No one even noticed. - Unbelievable.
284
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:09,478
Even when we have a plan,
285
00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:11,246
you still just do whatever you want to do.
286
00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:13,081
I don't think you understand.
287
00:13:13,082 --> 00:13:15,050
I am investing in history,
288
00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:19,455
because this cape belonged to Count Dracula!
289
00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:21,056
No way that's true.
290
00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:23,225
The vendor I bought this from was a learned man,
291
00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:24,726
not a chance he would lie to me.
292
00:13:24,727 --> 00:13:26,361
Regardless if it was owned by a Dracula,
293
00:13:26,362 --> 00:13:28,564
the point is, I asked you one thing,
294
00:13:28,565 --> 00:13:29,598
one simple thing--
295
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:31,200
You need to come with us, sir.
296
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,234
What? Why?
297
00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:33,635
Sweet Tooth, a little help.
298
00:13:33,636 --> 00:13:35,070
Sweet Tooth!
299
00:13:35,071 --> 00:13:36,506
Catch you later, Stu!
300
00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:40,944
Count Sweet Tooth is on the hunt.
301
00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:48,083
Is he still looking at us?
302
00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:49,618
Yeah.
303
00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,453
Look, there's only 15 minutes left.
304
00:13:51,454 --> 00:13:54,189
Let's just scope out what we want out of the vault.
305
00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:57,059
Like this, Ghost Missiles.
306
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,393
I wonder if they can go through walls.
307
00:13:58,394 --> 00:14:00,062
Every missile goes through walls.
308
00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:02,464
Hmm. How about this?
309
00:14:02,465 --> 00:14:04,399
Boomerang Blast.
310
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,202
Don't tell me they come back to you.
311
00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:09,304
Oh, that would be so useless.
312
00:14:09,305 --> 00:14:12,374
Don't be so quick to discount the Boomerang Blast.
313
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,076
It's more difficult to master, yes,
314
00:14:14,077 --> 00:14:16,245
but it is one of our more lethal options.
315
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,247
It feels like ease of use
316
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,082
would be sorta key there.
317
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,251
A lady who knows what she wants.
318
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,286
If you prefer something a bit simpler,
319
00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:27,322
may I suggest the Napalm Cones?
320
00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:30,626
These rockets deploy liquid napalm.
321
00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:33,762
They can melt an outsider's skin in seven seconds flat.
322
00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:35,731
I'm assuming this is for perimeter defense, yes?
323
00:14:35,732 --> 00:14:37,199
Oi, of course.
324
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,101
New San Francisco
325
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,702
just implemented this system
326
00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:42,771
and is very pleased with the results.
327
00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:44,807
They cleared out an entire encampment
328
00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:47,443
of pedestrians near their gates lickety split.
329
00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:51,747
The smell will go away eventually.
330
00:14:51,748 --> 00:14:53,248
That's fucked up, man.
331
00:14:53,249 --> 00:14:55,250
It is, isn't it?
332
00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:57,486
Oh, thank you so much, sir.
333
00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:58,720
Keep it together.
334
00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:01,323
The people outside the walls are just trying to hang on.
335
00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:03,459
This guy's talking about them like they're roaches.
336
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,395
Every city has weapons like this now.
337
00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:08,130
Every one.
338
00:15:08,131 --> 00:15:09,832
Keeping people out isn't enough anymore.
339
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:10,833
They want them gone.
340
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:13,602
I know people on the inside, guards, even.
341
00:15:13,603 --> 00:15:16,105
And they don't say anything about stuff like this.
342
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:17,540
Yeah. You think they would tell you?
343
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,613
Fuck them and fuck this.
344
00:15:24,614 --> 00:15:26,315
We're taking them all down.
345
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,518
The system, the walls, all of it.
346
00:15:33,156 --> 00:15:35,724
Okay, chin chin.
347
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,359
Everybody wrap up your biz,
348
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,861
and we will announce the winners
349
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:42,164
after playtime.
350
00:15:42,165 --> 00:15:44,600
Everybody follow me!
351
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,435
Come on, you little rats.
352
00:15:46,436 --> 00:15:48,871
Come to your Pied Piper.
353
00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:50,273
Playtime?
354
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,652
Hey, studs.
355
00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:14,763
Mind if I cape in?
356
00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:25,507
Uh, thanks.
357
00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:27,843
Thank you. Never killed with a lady before,
358
00:16:27,844 --> 00:16:30,179
masked or otherwise. I'm--
359
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,747
Sweet Tooth. I know.
360
00:16:31,748 --> 00:16:34,450
Ah, finally someone gets it.
361
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,820
It would be my honor to kill alongside you.
362
00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:38,688
Whatever.
363
00:16:41,224 --> 00:16:43,126
Oh, I like her.
364
00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:53,169
I'll take your coats.
365
00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,278
Thank you, my good man.
366
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:05,914
Wear these.
367
00:17:05,915 --> 00:17:08,717
One vulture, one holy man.
368
00:17:08,718 --> 00:17:11,453
Are you leaving your bottoms on?
369
00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:12,754
Yeah.
370
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:15,291
Suit yourselves, weirdos.
371
00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:29,371
You like that, honey?
372
00:17:29,372 --> 00:17:30,405
Uh-huh.
373
00:17:30,406 --> 00:17:32,407
Give me the package, milkman.
374
00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:37,880
You love being on the outside, don't you?
375
00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:39,715
dirty little outsiders.
376
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:44,386
Yes, play your roles, you holy men, you butchers.
377
00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:46,255
Revel in your lawlessness,
378
00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:48,424
you nasty little vultures.
379
00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:52,928
And remember, no pleasure is forbidden on the outside.
380
00:17:52,929 --> 00:17:55,431
Hello, Mr. Holy Man.
381
00:17:55,432 --> 00:17:58,667
I'm a ripe little trash boy.
382
00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:00,002
Rip me open.
383
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:02,371
I understand role playing, man, but I'll pass.
384
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,972
You look awful thirsty.
385
00:18:03,973 --> 00:18:07,309
How about a cup of freshly squeezed ass?
386
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,711
I've had my share of trash ass for today. Thanks.
387
00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:12,281
Shoulders, Pantalaimon.
388
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:15,017
This way.
389
00:18:15,018 --> 00:18:17,019
Our vulture nest was raided last week.
390
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,987
- Excuse me? - And it's all your fault.
391
00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:22,291
Now you have to pay the price in skin.
392
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:24,393
Oh! Um, no, no, no thank you.
393
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,894
Oh, look, a holy man!
394
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:29,398
Oh, my skin is his prisoner now. Sorry.
395
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,732
She was kind of hot, right?
396
00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:31,667
Yes, absolutely.
397
00:18:31,668 --> 00:18:33,435
Just trying a little too hard, you know?
398
00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:36,271
Harder!
399
00:18:36,272 --> 00:18:37,873
His Majesty is looking at us.
400
00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:39,741
Just, you know, play along.
401
00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:41,810
Sell it.
402
00:18:41,811 --> 00:18:44,880
Oh, yeah, I'm an outsider.
403
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:49,051
I deserve to be on all fours like a bad, bad doggy.
404
00:18:49,052 --> 00:18:50,519
Yeah.
405
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,689
I'm a dirty doggy boy, too.
406
00:18:58,862 --> 00:18:59,829
Missionary.
407
00:19:06,669 --> 00:19:12,441
**
408
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,642
Oh, don't stop,
409
00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:14,777
don't stop!
410
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,521
This is really bad on the knees.
411
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:26,855
Yeah, that's what I've been saying.
412
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,693
And now a treat.
413
00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:34,430
I looked around Diesel City today
414
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:36,532
for the crudest, sweatiest,
415
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:39,968
most deliciously desperate outsider I could find.
416
00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:43,105
And then I brought him back here so we could punish him
417
00:19:43,106 --> 00:19:44,740
with pleasure.
418
00:19:44,741 --> 00:19:49,745
Ladies and gentlemen, behold your King of Dirt.
419
00:19:53,683 --> 00:19:55,417
Have you guys tested out this machine?
420
00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:56,786
They're distracted. Let's move!
421
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,825
John!
422
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,059
It's me, Stu.
423
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,962
It calls itself Stu.
424
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:13,869
Stu. Stu. Stu.
425
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:17,039
Oh, this is a sex thing?
426
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,440
Did I win a contest or something?
427
00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:21,710
Stu. Stu.
428
00:20:21,711 --> 00:20:27,617
Stu, Stu, Stu.
429
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,994
Just a few lasers between us and the weapons.
430
00:20:38,995 --> 00:20:41,530
Not just lasers. Shit.
431
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,732
We're cutting it close.
432
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:44,734
Allow me.
433
00:20:50,173 --> 00:20:51,974
Oh, shit.
434
00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:12,796
Fuck yeah. Coming.
435
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,701
Hey, hey, you ever had a footlong?
436
00:21:19,702 --> 00:21:22,137
I mean, it's not just more dog.
437
00:21:22,138 --> 00:21:24,740
See, the ratio of bun to dog
438
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:28,043
varies the flavor in a very specific way.
439
00:21:28,044 --> 00:21:29,111
Fascinating.
440
00:21:29,112 --> 00:21:31,513
Yeah, I think so, too.
441
00:21:31,514 --> 00:21:34,483
And you're coming in, I guess.
442
00:21:34,484 --> 00:21:38,654
Um, so-so are you normally a solo assassin,
443
00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,923
or is this, like, a special occasion?
444
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,458
I do what it takes.
445
00:21:42,459 --> 00:21:43,992
Oh, cool. Real go getter, cool.
446
00:21:43,993 --> 00:21:44,960
Just like myself.
447
00:21:44,961 --> 00:21:47,062
Have you ever maybe considered teaming up?
448
00:21:47,063 --> 00:21:48,797
I mean, obviously I'm spoken for,
449
00:21:48,798 --> 00:21:50,866
but I don't know, I might be convinced
450
00:21:50,867 --> 00:21:52,201
to maybe take on a third.
451
00:21:52,202 --> 00:21:54,903
HVAC, water-- wait.
452
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:03,145
They've got an electromagnetic pulse generator?
453
00:22:03,146 --> 00:22:06,515
Killing electricity on demand could be a game changer.
454
00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:08,817
Especially at a tournament
455
00:22:08,818 --> 00:22:10,185
I call dibs.
456
00:22:10,186 --> 00:22:12,087
- Finders keepers. - Losers weepers.
457
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,865
Shit, they got a lot of lasers.
458
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,868
This one's on me.
459
00:23:46,783 --> 00:23:49,017
Hey, get your thumb outta there!
460
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,670
What about the weapons?
461
00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:09,838
Dollface said we have to be in and out.
462
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:11,373
I'll be done in two and a half.
463
00:24:38,902 --> 00:24:41,004
Wait! Where are your glasses?
464
00:24:44,841 --> 00:24:46,108
- Is that better? - Oh, my god!
465
00:25:04,427 --> 00:25:07,763
Damn.
466
00:25:07,764 --> 00:25:09,031
How the hell do you get out of this place?
467
00:25:18,274 --> 00:25:19,675
No more sex.
468
00:25:19,676 --> 00:25:20,777
I'm depleted.
469
00:25:22,712 --> 00:25:24,246
Holy shit.
470
00:25:24,247 --> 00:25:25,881
Holy shit!
471
00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:27,749
Jackpot!
472
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:38,728
And stay down!
473
00:25:45,735 --> 00:25:49,171
Who wears a fucking cape?!
474
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,006
Damn, kid.
475
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,475
Curse this high quality velvet!
476
00:25:58,047 --> 00:26:00,315
Mayhem, heads up!
477
00:26:00,316 --> 00:26:01,785
Run, you little psycho!
478
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,396
Masked lady!
479
00:26:14,397 --> 00:26:15,230
Hey! What's happening?
480
00:26:15,231 --> 00:26:16,331
Is that an alarm?
481
00:26:16,332 --> 00:26:17,733
Halt!
482
00:26:17,734 --> 00:26:20,335
What have you got there, Stu?
483
00:26:20,336 --> 00:26:22,337
You dare steal from me
484
00:26:22,338 --> 00:26:25,207
after I gave you the gift of flesh?
485
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,142
Kill him.
486
00:26:27,143 --> 00:26:28,878
You didn't fuck me.
487
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,814
I fucked you.
488
00:26:38,121 --> 00:26:40,155
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Uh-huh, uh-huh.
489
00:26:40,156 --> 00:26:41,223
- The alarm! - Uh-huh.
490
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:43,225
Oh, my god, we gotta go.
491
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,260
Did you finish?
492
00:26:45,261 --> 00:26:47,362
We really got to go.
493
00:26:47,363 --> 00:26:49,465
Where are all the weapons?
494
00:26:49,466 --> 00:26:50,934
Where are our clothes?
495
00:26:54,504 --> 00:26:57,073
Fuck!
496
00:27:00,276 --> 00:27:03,245
This is what I get for trying to collaborate.
497
00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:06,048
Get out of my way.
498
00:27:06,049 --> 00:27:09,251
Someone got attacked.
499
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,519
Snipers down!
500
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,987
Grab everything!
501
00:27:27,537 --> 00:27:29,272
This is my kind of party!
502
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,942
- Sorry! - Excuse me, sorry.
503
00:27:41,851 --> 00:27:43,953
Come on! It's fucking cold in here.
504
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,434
You!
505
00:27:58,435 --> 00:27:59,535
Oh, hell yeah.
506
00:27:59,536 --> 00:28:01,470
Giddyup, bitch.
507
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:05,474
Oh, where the fuck is Mayhem?!
508
00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:11,447
Where the hell have you been?
509
00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:12,581
That doesn't really seem like
510
00:28:12,582 --> 00:28:14,216
the most important question to be asking right now.
511
00:28:14,217 --> 00:28:16,518
Looking good, guys.
512
00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:18,320
May, you take Shrapnel.
513
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,456
I've got my own pony.
514
00:28:20,457 --> 00:28:22,558
Yee-haw, Kit-Kat!
515
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:26,128
Hey! Who's that White guy?
516
00:28:26,129 --> 00:28:27,429
Drew.
517
00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:29,966
Drew? Drew!
518
00:28:33,603 --> 00:28:36,105
Hey, Stu, you look kinda different.
519
00:28:36,106 --> 00:28:38,474
I killed them. I killed them all.
520
00:28:38,475 --> 00:28:40,476
You mean, like dead-dead?
521
00:28:40,477 --> 00:28:42,478
Yeah. It was awesome.
522
00:28:42,479 --> 00:28:44,246
I knew you could do it, Stu.
523
00:28:44,247 --> 00:28:47,216
Gosh, I'm proud of you. Can't believe I missed it.
524
00:28:47,217 --> 00:28:51,320
It's okay. I got you a consolation prize.
525
00:28:51,321 --> 00:28:52,354
Okay, okay.
526
00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:53,655
Calm down, Stu.
527
00:28:53,656 --> 00:28:54,957
Yeah. Yeah.
528
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:57,626
Napalm cones? My favorite!
529
00:28:57,627 --> 00:29:00,929
Stu, remember this day,
530
00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:03,966
for on this day you had your first massacre.
531
00:29:03,967 --> 00:29:06,168
You became a man,
532
00:29:06,169 --> 00:29:10,272
and this was your gore mitzvah.
533
00:29:10,273 --> 00:29:12,374
Tell me everything.
534
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,209
I also had a lot of sex.
535
00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,578
Gross. I don't want to hear about any of that.
536
00:29:16,579 --> 00:29:18,180
Decorum!
537
00:29:18,181 --> 00:29:20,082
How did you get an emp?
538
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,984
All we got was armor piercing bullets
539
00:29:21,985 --> 00:29:23,585
and missiles that come back to you.
540
00:29:23,586 --> 00:29:25,988
I mean, that's not all you got.
541
00:29:25,989 --> 00:29:28,590
Ugh, you're nasty.
542
00:29:28,591 --> 00:29:31,260
What can I say? We make a good team.
543
00:29:31,261 --> 00:29:33,395
That we do.
544
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:35,397
I hope it's enough to win the tournament.
545
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,999
I'm not sure it is.
546
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,002
Ever since I met you guys, I've seen a car man,
547
00:29:40,003 --> 00:29:41,703
A weird grim reaper biker dude,
548
00:29:41,704 --> 00:29:43,338
and a killer clown.
549
00:29:43,339 --> 00:29:45,674
You're going to need someone to watch your back,
550
00:29:45,675 --> 00:29:49,144
which is why I'm entering, too.
551
00:29:49,145 --> 00:29:50,479
What about the Dolls?
552
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,680
The Dolls have their orders.
553
00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:53,982
Think about it. Roadkill Is fast.
554
00:29:53,983 --> 00:29:56,985
You take the lead. I set up the EMP.
555
00:29:56,986 --> 00:29:59,154
Boom! No more competition.
556
00:29:59,155 --> 00:30:02,558
We race to the finish and make our wish.
557
00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:05,461
And it ends before it even starts.
558
00:30:05,462 --> 00:30:08,198
And in Shrapnel I'll be fucking unstoppable.
559
00:30:09,532 --> 00:30:11,967
Also, do we have any T.P.?
560
00:30:11,968 --> 00:30:14,570
- Yeah, got some in the car. - Thank you!
561
00:30:14,571 --> 00:30:15,472
Uh-huh. Hold tight.
562
00:30:21,344 --> 00:30:23,078
Tell me again about the cabin.
563
00:30:23,079 --> 00:30:24,580
You know
564
00:30:24,581 --> 00:30:25,714
I've never been there, right?
565
00:30:25,715 --> 00:30:28,584
I know.
566
00:30:28,585 --> 00:30:30,987
You know, tell me anyway. Make it up.
567
00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:39,061
- The air is sweet. - Hmm.
568
00:30:39,062 --> 00:30:44,333
At night all you can hear are the owls and...
569
00:30:44,334 --> 00:30:47,003
stars as far as the eye can see.
570
00:30:49,339 --> 00:30:51,607
- Kind of like now. - Yeah.
571
00:31:01,351 --> 00:31:03,019
Tournament starts tomorrow.
572
00:31:05,522 --> 00:31:06,555
You think we'll win?
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