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Hello.
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Ah!
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The lovers.
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What exactly can I do for you?
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So here's the deal.
Quiet made a wish,
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then I came back,
and I made another wish.
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It was a simple mistake,
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heat of the moment type thing.
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I want the walls to come down
just like Quiet.
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So I'm here to undo my wish.
Nothing major.
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This is very serious.
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I gave you strict instructions.
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- One wish per car.
- I know. It was a mistake.
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That's why I want to
take my wish back.
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- I mean...
- Do you really want that?
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It is your sister, after all.
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And you?
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You let him make this sacrifice?
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It was a big lie,
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but he must have
really wanted her back.
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Yeah, but Krista...
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It's my sister.
It's my choice.
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If you want to solve
your wish problem...
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...drink from the well.
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That well?
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, that's it.
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Everything will be
taken care of.
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Really?
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Easy peasy.
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You run along now.
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Oh, and...
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...have fun tonight.
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If he has something
"fun" planned,
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we are fucked.
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Nothing like a little calm
before a storm.
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Wow.
This bleach stuff is great.
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I wonder if
it'll clean my insides.
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O-kay...
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"Duh... deh..."
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"Dearest drivers.
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"Tonight, we will be celebrating
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"the annual wintertide
solstice promenade."
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"We will honor
the transition of the seasons
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"with music, dance,
and general revelry."
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Ooh!
Did you say "party"?
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Lucky for you,
I love dirty dancing.
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I'm not surprised
about the dirty part.
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You haven't washed in days.
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And I'll pass on the dancing.
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We'll see about that.
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"Please use the contents of
this stunningly crafted chest
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"to ready yourself and meet
outside the gym at 8:00 PM."
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"Warm Solstice,
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"Calypso."
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So the next round is a party.
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John, we fucked
with this man's game.
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So, no, I don't think
this next round is just a party.
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Well, it can't be that bad.
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I'm not taking any chances.
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Oh, sh...
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Okay, so maybe
there is a dance portion.
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Wait, did you say
wintertide solstice promenade?
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I've always wanted
to do a prom episode,
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but I never got the chance.
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But I've seen every one.
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Oh... tonight
is going to be magical.
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I'm gonna own the dance floor
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like Carlton Banks in
Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
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Ain't that right, Harold?
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Aw, my own little Jazzy Jeff.
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All right, I need your opinion.
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Do I go cocktail casual,
or Transylvania chic?
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I'll go with,
uh, Transylvania chic.
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Ah, you don't know anything.
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Prom is for the classics.
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Time to stun these hos.
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Damn.
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Ew, get a life.
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I am so getting my eggs
fertilized tonight.
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Hmm, time to party.
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Ah, quit fiddling.
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Let Pop Pop do it.
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Long over short,
then through the hole,
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and back...
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Ah, fuck it.
You know what?
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If Ricky didn't need a tie
in My So-Called Life,
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neither does my Stu.
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Yo!
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Purple suit.
Looking sharp, Stu.
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- It's plum.
- Plum, huh?
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- Like the fruit.
- Yeah, I got it.
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Sexy ass suit, check.
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Handsome son of a bitch
to fill it in,
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double check.
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How great is this?
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I mean, the invites,
the suits. Oh...
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It's like I'm in a fairy tale.
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Ugh, God, this is fucking lame.
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Whoa.
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Is there breeze in here?
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- You look amazing.
- Thanks.
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Chopping it up
kind of worked out.
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Also...
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- It'll still hide my hatchet.
- Oh.
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This dress fits like shit.
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I think that's because
you have it on backwards.
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Here, let me help you.
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How did you do this?
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Please, enter the gymnasium.
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Beautiful.
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Oh, very handsome.
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Well, here we fucking go.
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Lovely. Very dapper.
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Welcome to the wintertide
solstice promenade,
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a celebration dating back
to the Roanoke Colony.
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And back then, we...
They...
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...would gather to honor
life's transitions,
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the moments
we all share in common.
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And this eve, we honor
the death of autumn,
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and celebrate
the birth of winter.
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We honor the dead
with our own offering...
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...of life.
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I wonder what we're offering.
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Oh, good. It's blood.
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Who's next?
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I got a splinter.
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Right or left?
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I think we can skip you.
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Cal, I got to tell you,
loving the theme.
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Also, you are
a masterful storyteller.
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Hmm. Thank you.
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To those who have fallen.
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Thank you for your offering.
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Hmm. All better.
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My, uh,
splinter didn't disappear.
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Now, there has been much death,
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and there will be more,
but tonight?
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Tonight...
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...is for the living.
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Let's party!
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Come on.
Don't be shy.
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- Yes!
- Go dance.
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It's all happening.
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Ah!
It's all happening!
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Have an hors d'ouevres.
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Pinwheel?
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What the fuck?
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Hey, everybody, get over here
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and make a damn circle
around me.
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Saw that.
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And I...
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...absolutely approve.
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Ooh, all right.
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Who's ready to make
some precious memories?
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Oh, hell yeah!
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Let's go!
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Hey, I don't know, man.
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00:11:06,895 --> 00:11:08,894
You sure it's not going to
melt our eyes or something?
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Stu.
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Get in here, man.
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00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:19,654
Hey, Stu,
you got to get in here.
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It's not the three bromigos
without you.
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So get your purple tushy
in here, man.
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Hey, if you guys want to be
the ugliest ones in the photo,
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I'm happy to oblige.
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Get your ass in here right now.
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You can sit on my lap.
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- Okay.
- Put your butt towards us!
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Okay.
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Let's switch hats.
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Aah!
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This is
the best night of my life.
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Have you seen this spread?
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- What are you doing?
- Ow! What?
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They put marshmallows
inside of cereal.
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I'm but a mere man!
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Wait.
Did you want one?
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No.
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And you shouldn't
have one either.
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It's probably laced
with something.
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- Hmm.
- Or the DJ is spinning
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subliminal messages
in his beats,
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and when the bass drops,
we're all gonna kill ach other.
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Maybe.
But I'm gonna eat this.
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I'm just saying,
something is up.
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No, I get that.
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Like when it seems
all good on the outside,
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but on the inside,
there's a surprise waiting.
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Like these tasty
pig in a blanket.
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Hmm?
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Come on.
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Mm-mm-mm-mmm.
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Come on. They're good.
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I've had, like, six of them.
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You're acting like
nothing's wrong.
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Something's always wrong.
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It's been that way
our entire lives.
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Now, sure, Calypso
might try some shit,
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but tonight,
I'm here with you right now.
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And you look nice.
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Oh, great.
I'm glad to know
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I'll make a beautiful corpse.
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I'm gonna go check
the rest of the perimeter.
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Enjoy your... hogs.
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Hmm?
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00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:14,240
Hi, mister!
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Sorry.
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We can't get distracted
before the next round.
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Truth is, sweetie,
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he thinks about you at night.
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He's just nervous
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you won't like the rest of us.
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Well, you can tell him
he doesn't have to be nervous.
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I think his voices
are kinda cute...
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...and a vibe.
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Okay now, buttoned-up
insider came to get loose.
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Yeah, well, this party
fucking sucks.
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You know, I tried to go
to prom one time?
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Took the love of my life.
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But they didn't let us in.
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Turns out this bitch Destiny
told Principal Wilson
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that we were gonna do ecstasy,
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which, hey, we were.
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But because of her,
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Kelly and I never got our dance.
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00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:48,722
Wait, wait. So you...
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You're a lesbian?
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Yeah. I'm a lesbian.
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Do you have a fucking
problem with that?
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No.
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Axel loves the lesbians.
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Right answer, bitch.
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Oh, just ask her already.
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Yeah, pussy!
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Would you...
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...like to dance?
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I'd love to.
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Stu!
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- Hey, dude.
- Good dance.
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Thank you.
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00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,240
You guys wanna get down
on these fingies?
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Uh, hell yeah.
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00:16:13,861 --> 00:16:15,585
Now, Dave, these are
chicken fingers,
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not people fingers.
Sure you still want one?
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Goddamn, Stu.
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Really?
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Hey, don't...
he didn't mean...
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You can't say shit like that
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to someone in recovery, Stu.
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Shit, I feel horrible,
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He's probably
going back to his room
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to do some meditation.
I'll go talk to him,
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let him know you didn't mean it.
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00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,274
No, I got this.
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00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:43,549
We're just starting
to really bond.
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I want to own this mistake.
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I think he'd really
respect that.
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00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:57,205
Stu, are you sneaking off
to do some drugs?
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Yeah.
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Ah, I'm proud of that kid.
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00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:05,618
Oh, so now you're all dancing?
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00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:06,826
Unbelievable.
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00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:10,000
What the! Hmm.
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So, how's the perimeter?
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You find anything suspicious?
267
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,689
No.
268
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,618
- But I can feel it.
- Yeah?
269
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,723
Something's off.
270
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:21,240
Well, I'm gonna go
investigate the dance floor,
271
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,102
so if I'm not back
in five minutes,
272
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:25,446
you might want to come get me.
273
00:18:19,309 --> 00:18:20,999
Oh, ho ho!
274
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,722
That's my shit!
275
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:45,549
Well, thank you for joining.
276
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,549
Yeah, well, you looked
like you needed backup.
277
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,516
Ooh, I need backup!
Back up!
278
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,585
Come on, come on, go Grimm!
279
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:10,618
Go Grimm!
Go Grimm! Go Grimm!
280
00:19:10,619 --> 00:19:14,413
Go Grimm! Go Grimm!
Go Grimm! Go Grimm!
281
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,412
What the fuck?
282
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,103
That's supposed to be
my dance circle!
283
00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:21,757
Go Grimm! Go Grimm!
284
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,309
Oh, this isn't over yet.
285
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:27,964
Dave, where are you, dude?
286
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,034
Dave?
287
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,135
Party's not the same without ya.
288
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,378
Holy shit, you can
suck your own dick?
289
00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:39,723
That's fucking awesome.
290
00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:51,000
Dave, you still eat people?
291
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:57,618
Everybody backslides, Stu.
292
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:58,930
Dave, let's just take it easy.
293
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,102
You're not yourself right now.
294
00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:01,377
Mike and I can help you.
295
00:20:01,378 --> 00:20:03,792
No, you fucking can't.
296
00:20:03,964 --> 00:20:05,378
This is who I've always been.
297
00:20:05,895 --> 00:20:07,963
Now the mask is off, bitch,
298
00:20:07,964 --> 00:20:10,102
and I'm not gonna let you
turn Mike against me.
299
00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:11,722
- No.
- No, no, no, no, no.
300
00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:14,308
You punched your own
ticket, dude. Sorry.
301
00:20:14,309 --> 00:20:17,861
So now I-I think I'm going
to boil your flesh.
302
00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,412
And then when you're
nice and tender,
303
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:21,102
I'm gonna feed it to Mike.
304
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,412
- No.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
305
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:26,480
A piping hot bowl of Stu!
306
00:20:33,619 --> 00:20:37,861
Yes, Stu! Yeah, baby!
307
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,861
Come on!
308
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,204
Ah, fuck you!
309
00:20:45,136 --> 00:20:48,240
Oh, shit.
310
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
311
00:20:56,654 --> 00:20:58,447
Time to rip the piggies
from the blanket!
312
00:20:58,448 --> 00:20:59,723
What are you doing?
313
00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:01,619
What are you doing?
314
00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,377
Ah, what the fuck?
315
00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:05,240
Ooh, you're so tangy!
316
00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:11,653
That's good, Stu.
317
00:21:11,654 --> 00:21:13,999
You got some good chompers
on you, you fuck!
318
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,171
- How'd that taste?
- Like ass!
319
00:21:18,481 --> 00:21:20,275
I hope you enjoyed
the appetizer,
320
00:21:20,481 --> 00:21:22,171
'cause I'm coming in
321
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:26,308
for the main course now!
322
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,826
Dave?
323
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:37,758
You good?
324
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:40,516
Come on. Let's get
your head off that hook
325
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:41,689
and get you back to prom.
326
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,240
"Dear bros and brahs,
327
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,653
"I bet you're wondering
328
00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:09,550
"how I got here.
329
00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:15,103
Well, it's kind of
a funny story."
330
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,826
Whoo, my traps
better be glistening.
331
00:22:18,826 --> 00:22:23,103
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
332
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,067
Hey, I need to get a picture
of how good I look.
333
00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:27,344
No, how good you look.
334
00:22:27,619 --> 00:22:29,481
Uh, yeah, no, pass.
335
00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:30,861
Come on, it'll be fun.
336
00:22:30,862 --> 00:22:32,757
Dude, I look like ass
in this dress.
337
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,792
No, you look great.
338
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,999
I don't know,
maybe put your hair up.
339
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,413
Where'd you get that,
340
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:53,032
the thing in your hair?
341
00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:54,171
I don't really know.
342
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,067
Had it ever since I was a baby.
343
00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:57,343
Get in here... Okay, okay.
344
00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:59,586
Okay, okay, okay.
345
00:23:09,136 --> 00:23:10,654
Those were good days.
346
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,481
Some of the best of my life.
347
00:23:29,964 --> 00:23:31,517
No!
348
00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:37,618
Oh,
we've never done this before.
349
00:23:37,619 --> 00:23:38,999
It's all new.
350
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,204
You're doing great,
my stinky little bedbug.
351
00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:43,757
Eh, look at this exoskeleton!
352
00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,618
Mama like!
353
00:23:45,619 --> 00:23:49,480
Give me that nectar.
354
00:23:49,481 --> 00:23:51,413
Oh, we are gonna come.
355
00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:53,412
We are gonna come!
356
00:23:53,413 --> 00:23:55,344
Oh, man, Grimm,
357
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,273
I didn't think
you could land her,
358
00:23:57,275 --> 00:23:58,861
but you've proven me wrong.
359
00:23:58,862 --> 00:24:01,171
Well, guess you win the bet.
360
00:24:01,172 --> 00:24:03,067
What is he talking about,
Grimmy?
361
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,757
- Was I the bet?
- No, no, no, no.
362
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:08,240
- Was I fucking bet?
- It's not like that.
363
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,757
I thought you liked me.
364
00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:10,861
No, no, no, stop.
365
00:24:10,862 --> 00:24:12,826
Come back.
We can explain.
366
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:15,412
I guess you were right, Harold.
367
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,930
She wasn't all that after all.
368
00:24:29,758 --> 00:24:31,000
Hors d'oeuvres?
369
00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:36,861
Stu!
370
00:24:36,862 --> 00:24:39,000
Hey, man, you've been
gone a while.
371
00:24:39,448 --> 00:24:41,516
Oh, How'd things go with Dave?
372
00:24:41,517 --> 00:24:43,273
Uh, he forgave me.
373
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:45,585
- Oh, nice.
- Yeah.
374
00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,517
Well, where is he?
375
00:24:47,895 --> 00:24:50,549
Um, he said he has
some personal demons
376
00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:53,172
he needs to Shavasana about.
377
00:24:53,689 --> 00:24:55,654
Of course he does.
378
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,448
You want to hit the snack table?
379
00:24:58,136 --> 00:25:01,654
Actually,
I've got a better idea.
380
00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:05,102
Your old hacky sack?
381
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,448
Hell, yeah, it is.
382
00:25:06,758 --> 00:25:08,791
You kept it after all this time?
383
00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:11,275
Of course I did, man.
This means a lot to me.
384
00:25:12,481 --> 00:25:13,722
Me too.
385
00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:15,930
See? I told you
you looked cute.
386
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,653
That's what I look like?
387
00:25:17,654 --> 00:25:19,516
Ha, I look great!
388
00:25:31,689 --> 00:25:33,034
May I have this dance?
389
00:25:33,826 --> 00:25:35,273
Yeah, sure.
390
00:27:08,344 --> 00:27:10,619
We'll have
our dance soon, Kelly.
391
00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:15,172
Just a few more kills to go.
392
00:27:23,758 --> 00:27:26,549
I never thought
I'd get a night like this.
393
00:27:26,550 --> 00:27:29,032
Quiet, if we survive this thing,
394
00:27:29,034 --> 00:27:30,964
every night can be like this.
395
00:27:32,448 --> 00:27:34,067
John...
396
00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:36,000
I have something to tell you.
397
00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:37,792
Don't say it.
398
00:27:38,517 --> 00:27:40,000
Why not?
399
00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:42,240
'Cause you don't have to.
400
00:27:56,067 --> 00:27:59,412
Ah, you know,
it's nothing like on TV.
401
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,205
It's all so magical.
402
00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:25,862
Yeah.
403
00:28:26,481 --> 00:28:28,135
I couldn't ask
for a better friend
404
00:28:28,136 --> 00:28:29,586
to share it with.
405
00:28:31,895 --> 00:28:34,171
Aw, thanks, Harold.
406
00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:36,240
I love you, Sweet Tooth.
407
00:28:56,723 --> 00:28:58,378
Oh, no, what's happening?
408
00:28:59,275 --> 00:29:00,516
Oh, no.
409
00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:08,894
Does this smoke smell
weird to you, Harold?
410
00:29:08,895 --> 00:29:11,275
Harold? Harold?
411
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:13,586
Harold?
412
00:29:14,344 --> 00:29:16,653
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, you can't!
413
00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:17,861
Wanna bet?
414
00:29:17,862 --> 00:29:19,586
No, no,
415
00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:23,516
no, no, no!
416
00:29:31,172 --> 00:29:32,758
We gotta get out of here.
417
00:29:33,723 --> 00:29:37,067
Wow, what's in this punch?
418
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:38,412
It's not the punch.
419
00:29:38,413 --> 00:29:40,309
It's the smoke.
420
00:29:41,034 --> 00:29:43,240
We're being...
421
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,240
...fumigated!
422
00:29:48,550 --> 00:29:50,275
Try not to breathe the smoke.
423
00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:57,067
Hey, hey, hey, little girl,
424
00:29:57,067 --> 00:29:58,723
I-I didn't mean
to leave you alone.
425
00:29:59,136 --> 00:30:01,205
Uh, what is going on with you?
426
00:30:02,723 --> 00:30:04,205
What is going on with me?
427
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,309
Oh, fuck.
428
00:30:11,758 --> 00:30:14,204
- May!
- Quiet.
429
00:30:14,205 --> 00:30:15,412
Come on, stay with me.
430
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:16,723
Quiet!
431
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,103
Quiet.
432
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,240
John!
433
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:51,412
Wakey wakey.
434
00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:53,757
I hope you all had
a lovely evening
435
00:30:53,758 --> 00:30:56,067
bonding with your
fellow competitors.
436
00:30:56,067 --> 00:31:00,377
Alas, if you want to advance
to the final round,
437
00:31:00,378 --> 00:31:03,308
those bonds will have to break.
438
00:31:08,654 --> 00:31:10,309
Oh, shit.
439
00:31:13,481 --> 00:31:16,273
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