All language subtitles for twisted.metal.s02e08.1080p.web.h264-nhtfs

Congratulations, one and all,

and welcome to Twisted Metal.

There are rules here.

No killing outside
of an official round.

But there are also perks.

I provided delightful
accommodations for you.

Great. High school.

It's bringing back, like,
so many memories.

It's crazy.

I've seen the way
you're acting with Mike,

and I don't like it.

I friggin' love it.

The last driver behind the wheel

gets their wish granted.

One wish per car.

I wish for all
the walls to come down

in every city, everywhere.

The mask.

I wish to bring Krista
back to life.

I did something
behind Quiet's back.

I don't know what
I'm gonna do about it, man.

I never lied to her before.

We can't afford
another day like this.

John!
This is life and death.

I've never seen you like this.

- What's going on?
- I lied to you, Quiet.

I made my own wish.

Morning.

What can I get you?

I need an anniversary cake

that feeds eight.

Express delivery.

That's a big-ass cake.

It's a special occasion.

Put it on my tab.

You got it.

What the fuck?

Hey.

Looks like someone
had a wet dream.

The fuck?

Goodnight kiss?

Fuck my life.

I'm not being selfish!

You made your own wish
and didn't tell me.

You put our lives, the mission,
all of us in danger!

And this is why I didn't
want to tell you!

And that's pretty
fucking selfish.

What the hell
are you looking at?

A lonely soul.

But you can always join us.

Fuck off, Grimm job!

Hmm, looks like

that hot potato
is back on the market.

Really? No more John?

Good.

Makes 'em easier to pick off
if they're weak.

Like little fishies.

Seriously, John,
you are being so small minded!

You don't think I wanted to wish
for a million fucking things?

But this is bigger than us,

and you are being an asshole
for not getting that.

Fuck! I can't even
look at you right now.

No problem!

I'm leaving.

Oh!

Trying to wash
the odor of betrayal

off your hot little body?

That's right, Stinky titties,

everyone in here
knows what happened

because the walls
are paper thin.

I didn't betray anybody.

Oh, okay.

Keep telling yourself
that, tough guy.

I actually have to go this way.

Somebody's
got to fix these lights.

When I took
the Hippocratic oath,

I swore that I would uphold

the best interests
of all my patients.

I appreciate the concern, doc.

I'm in the best shape
of my life.

Um, actually, that's why
I wanted to speak with you.

I received the results
of your physical exam,

and, well, there's no easy
way to say this,

but I found something.

Wait. Are you serious, doc?

Yes.

I thought I'd have more time.

Life is so incredibly
precious, isn't it?

All right.

Don't sugarcoat it.
Hit me straight.

I can take it.

You're sterile.

Oh. Well, that
explains the weird rash.

No, no.
Th-that's psoriasis.

Being sterile means
that you can't have children.

Hey, I can have as many
children as I want.

I mean, duh, kidnapping.

I-I mean, biologically.

Let me explain.

You see the testicles?
They make the sperm.

I got plenty of testicles.
What seems to be the problem?

Actually,
you have too many testicles.

And unfortunately,
none of them work.

Yours can't make sperm.

- Do-do you understand?
- Yes.

No, no, I do not.

I can tell by your grunting,

you and the chatty man
are at war.

Unfortunate.

A good cock is
a terrible thing to waste.

If you no longer have use,
shall I have him?

You don't need to ask me.
John does what he wants.

He can fuck you,
make his own wish,

jump off a fucking building.

- I don't care anymore.
- Excellent.

I'm glad you approve.

For even in the Arctic
wasteland I call home,

to violate the girl code
would be something...

Good evening, my drivers.

Excellent showing
in the last round.

You did so well,

I planned a little bonus round.

I trust you're all
ready to fight.

Oh, shit, shit. Shit!

I've invited some new friends

to join the fray,
the Apocalypse Nine.

They feel nothing
and are very hard to kill.

They are the ultimate
hunters of man,

and they are on your scent.

It's a shame you won't
have your weapons,

but I've always found artillery
to be a crutch.

You'll just have
to use brains, brawn,

and good old American gumption.

The rules are simple.

All of you versus all of them.

Quiet.

Whoever's left standing

when the sun rises will move on.

Good luck.

There.

Now nobody can get in.

I can't get my gas.

We're all gonna die.

It burns. It burns!

That was a waste of a shower.

You saved me.

For now.

I plan on eviscerating you
in the next round.

But first, we need to
take care of these fuckers.

Get your ass up.

Man, what the hell
are you doing?

I don't know.
I thought you were, like,

an evil basketball dude
or something.

Evil basketball dude?
What the fuck is that?

We've been living with
the abominable snow tits

and a bug fucker.
How am I the asshole here?

What...
where are you going?

To find Quiet.
I have to make sure she's okay.

Yikes. You sure
you want to do that?

You don't know the full story.

I know you screwed up.

Relationships
are built on trust, John.

These are complicated emotions,

and you wouldn't understand.

Oh, I wouldn't?

I'm a divorcee.

Oh, shit!

Is that fucking Freddy Krueger?

Did he say we're going to die?

Because if the dude
with metal arms is scared,

we're fucked.

Hey, there, Gilbert Grape,

what's eating ya?

I can't fight without gas, man.

I can't fight, I can't kill,

we're all fucking dead.

I need it, man.
I need the gas.

- I need that shit!
- Hey, man, it's cool.

Nobody has their wheels
this round.

I don't need it for
my wheels, dumbass.

I need it for me.
I drink it.

I'm a killing machine powered
by pure premium unleaded.

Fuck!

Oh, okay.

That's very different.

Let's leave the opinions
outside, Stuart.

It's a judgment free zone
up in he-ah.

He said he drinks the gas
up in he-ah.

Are you saying you need
the gas in here?

Is it what you need in here?

What the fuck?

Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave.

I think we both know
what time it is.

Oh, I'm picking up what
you're putting down, Michael.

- Grab some chairs.
- You got it, bud.

Uh, what time is it?

It's time for Dave
to turn this shit around.

That's what time it is.

Didn't you hear Calypso?

There's a group of psychos
trying to kill us.

If Axel's our best fighter,

let's just get him the gas.

Axel's most important fight

is the one from within.

Gentlemen,

we're having an intervention.

What?

You're gonna love it.

Any idea who
these bottom feeders are?

The Apocalypse Nine.
They're fucking nuts.

You know why
their skin is yellow?

They burn their nerve endings
so they don't feel shit.

So where's John?

I thought you assholes
couldn't go anywhere alone.

- That's none of your business.
- Oh, fuck.

So it's true then.
He made a different wish.

Please, you don't think these
gossipy bitches talk?

I'm up here thinking about

the greater good
of all humanity.

He's potentially
fucking it all up

just thinking about himself.

So what did he wish for?

To bring his sister
back to life.

Oh, interesting.

What is that supposed to mean?

I don't know. He seems like
the type of guy

to wish for
an elephant sized dong

or a house made of candy.

What kind of psychopath
would do something like this?

Well, well, well...

If it isn't the popular girls.

God, I almost shit
my fucking shorts.

Surprised?

I guess I'm not
as prim and proper

as you thought I was.

Well, it looks like
you got this covered.

Yeah. we're going
to go snuff out

the rest of these fuckers.

Uh, w-w-wait. I...

Oh, I just was gonna say...

...good luck...

...with wherever you're going.

I'll just...

I'll just be here.

By myself.

Well, not by myself.

With you, of course, but...

Do you want to come with us?

Looks like these worker ants

just became a colony.

Girls night!

Oh, we can braid
each other's hair.

We can have a slumber party.
We can...

Shh!

We need weapons.

Shit, Looks like someone
took all the good stuff.

Well, no duh.

Well, no duh.

Quit playing around.

I'm trying to figure out
a way out of this.

Don't hurt yourself.

I've been surviving out here
since I was a kid.

I know what I'm doing.

Oh, yeah?
How old were you?

- Twelve.
- Seven.

Well, it was the start
of the apocalypse,

when shit was really hard.

Oh, yeah, I bet it was so hard

to have tons of supplies
and food to loot.

Everything was picked over

by the time
my generation got to them.

So you want everything
handed to you?

When I was a kid, you had
to get a car and go find it.

A car? What car?
None of them were left

after the old timers like you
took them all.

God, I bet back in your day
you could just trip, fall,

and smack your head into a car.

No. Yeah, well,

you should have joined
a group or something.

Well, no duh.

You don't think that I tried?

Everyone that I found out there

was a weirdo sex pest
or a lunatic.

I never found people
who wanted me around...

...who actually got me.

Yeah, I know that feeling.

All right, come on.

What happened between you guys?

We got in a fight, a big one.

She told me...

...she couldn't stand
the sight of me.

So?

So I left.

So you took the easy way out.

Classic bitch move.

So, do you have any ideas?

One.

Good haul today.

Save me the heads.

I like to suck the eyes.

What the hell?

Let me try.

It's locked!

We noticed.

Where the hell
did they come from?

Hello?

Holy shit, these guys are fast!

Where the fuck is everybody?

Look, man, I know

that talking about the past
isn't easy,

but we don't judge.

This is a safe space.

Uh, I feel like this is
actually a dangerous space.

Do we really have time for this?

One of those vents
probably leads to the garage

- where the gas is.
- Hey, Stu,

trust the process.

- Yeah.
- Go ahead, Axel.

My life started out fine enough.

But things got hard
after my daddy left.

- Yeah. That's tough.
- It's okay.

If I'm being honest,
losing my wife was harder.

Goddamn.

She cheated on me with my dad.

- Wow. Wow.
- Well, I'm sure...

Karma came for those two.

It didn't.

They got married
and moved to Napa.

Me? I stayed
in Louisiana.

Work was hard to come by.

I took on a lot of debt
from the wrong people.

So you start drinking gas?

No. I had to work off
what I owed.

- Oh.
- By killing.

Oh.

And one day I got a job.

It's the usual assignment.

Eliminate everyone.

But they forgot
to mention one thing.

A baby.

So you're haunted
by killing a baby?

Bitch, I didn't kill no baby.

- I'd never kill a kid.
- Of course not.

I got the child out of there,

and we went on the run.

For a long time

it was just the two of us
on the road.

Those were good days.

Some of the best in my life.

Dude, I mean, you did
save the kid, right?

You should be proud
of yourself, brother.

One day...

...vultures raided my camp.

I fought as hard as I could,
but they knocked me out.

The last thing I remember
is that baby screaming.

When I came to,
the kid was gone.

So I went looking for her.

Then I met this scientist, Zemu.

He said he'd help me find her.

Instead, he trapped me,
tortured me,

did experiments.

He took away my hands.

Put me in the wheels.

And that's when the gas came in.

That's when you started
drinking the gas.

All I had were my wheels
and that gas can,

so if we get it,

I have to try to take it
straight to the dome.

Look, guys,
I know what's going on here.

You think the gas controls you.

Right, but you were
murdering people

before the gas.

Look, man, on the real,
I used to eat human flesh.

It's fucking gross,

and it turned me
into a different person.

But eventually,
I learned to forgive myself

and I moved the fuck on

with a little help
from a friend.

It's easy for you to say.

It's just me and my wheels.

Then lean on us.
You're not alone anymore.

We believe in you
even if you don't right now.

We know that
you could murder anyone

if you put your mind
to murdering,

stone-cold sobes.

I couldn't have said it better.

Beautiful stuff, Stu.

Oh, shit!

You want Axel?

Here I am, motherfuckers!

Axel! Axel!

Axel! Axel! Axel! Axel!

Axel! Axel!

So he wished for
his sister to come back?

How is that selfish, exactly?

Yeah. It's not like
he wished for, like,

a bug body or beetle wings,

or, like, a bigger dick
or something.

Fine.
What he wished for

wasn't exactly selfish,

but he still risked the mission.

He risked your mission.

Guess he thought saving
one person was more important.

- I agree.
- That doesn't change the fact

that he kept it
a secret from me.

We're supposed
to have each other's backs.

Are you really
that fucking dense?

Do you know how many times
John tried

to escape my city
to get back to you?

Fifteen times!

The dumb ass even cracked
his head open

falling from a hang glider
made of pizza boxes.

He's not a thinker.

God, you two morons
are made for each other.

Excuse me.
Here comes the boot!

Did I ever tell you girlies
about Ronald?

Ronald Hinkley.
He was the love of my life...

No.

He had a shiny little ponytail,

and he was a soprano
in the ninth grade choir.

Oh, yeah. I used to get such
a snail trail when he'd sing.

No one cares!

One summer,
he was at Camp Finch,

and I was all the way

a mile away

at Camp Schodack.

So you know what we did?

We snuck out at night

so that we could see each other.

We made it work.

You know why?

Because despite our differences,

we were in love.

What happened to Ronald?

Oh, I dumped his ass
when he wouldn't put out.

You girls know what
I'm talking about, huh?

There's only so much
second base you can do

before you need
to slide into home.

Shit.

Do you guys think that was John?

I mean, it might have been Stu.

I don't know.
Should we go check?

Ugh.

"Should we go check?"

Maybe we should go check.
Let's go.

Surprise, motherfucker!

Oh, no, no, no!

Mayhem, now!

Damn it.

I think he pissed his pants.

- You good?
- Yeah.

Yeah, why?
Did I get some on me?

Holy shit, that was crazy.

How did you come up with that?

I hid out in a Blockbuster
for a month,

survived off nothing but
stale candy and horror movies.

Horror movies?

Hell, no.
That's too scary.

Oh, pussy.

Come on.
Horror movies are great.

Although I refuse to watch
Deep Blue Sea.

I do not fuck with the ocean

or the shit that lives in it.

Way too scary.

Finally, someone understands
that the ocean sucks!

Oh, shit.

Don't worry about it.

The way we took that guy down,

if we stick together, we can...

Shit!

- John!
- Quiet.

Thank God you're alive.

Well, I mean, don't jinx it.

Out of my way!

I got this.

Thank god he's on our side.

Yeah, for now.

I did it.

I killed without the gas.

You did so good, bro.

Hey, you slaughtered
those twelve steps.

Awesome.
Awesome stuff, Axel.

Uh, real talk,

I don't know if taking away
this guy's one weakness

was the best idea.

Stu! Oh, there you are.

I don't know about you,
but I have had quite the day.

Long story short,

the doctor said
my nuts are broken,

so I won't be shitting out
a baby anytime soon.

And it made me think
and reevaluate my life,

what I want.

I'm adopting you, son.

Oh, wow. Uh, what?

All right, squirt.

Not too old to play catch
with your old man, are you?

- Ugh.
- Come on, champ.

Got to keep your eye
on the head.

Congratulations,

my friends,
to those who survived.

The Apocalypse Nine
have been defeated.

You work well as a team.

Too bad, because next round

is every man for himself.

Can we talk?

Yeah.

Quiet,

I'm sorry.

I messed up real bad.

You did.

I made a snap decision,
and I regret it.

When Krista died,

we didn't really have time
to process it.

I'm sorry for that.

It just happened so fast.

If you ever want
to talk about her,

just ask.

I think you should have it.

Thanks.

Come on.

We can fix this.

What the hell?