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Hi, Grandpa.
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Today, I want to do something really
special for both my grandpas.
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I thought a family fun day would be
perfect.
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I love them, but they are constantly
fighting for my love and attention.
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Not that I'm mad about that.
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I kind of like all the attention I get
from them.
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But lately, I've noticed them looking at
me differently.
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I can't blame them.
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I know they're both pretty lonely since
neither of my grandmas are around
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anymore.
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Today, I want them both to know I love
them equally, and I'll do whatever it
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takes for them to realize that.
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Hey, sweet pea.
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Looking hard on how they're working.
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Hey, Grandpa.
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You know, he's always planning
something.
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You need anything?
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I'm just passing through. I figured
you'd see how my favorite
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doing.
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You're funny.
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Did I help?
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Well, I was thinking of making a little
family fun day. You know, you, me, got
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my dick.
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Maybe some friends?
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Not quite there yet.
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Do you need any help?
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And have you ruined the surprise?
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I don't think so.
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Hey.
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Dick. What are you two scheming over
here?
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I'm thinking of making a little family
fun day party for us.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, if you have any ideas, I've
got some great ones.
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I mean,
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I am the fun grandpa.
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You know, unlike Grandpa Jack over
there. I mean, he's a little older than
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You know, he's getting a little up
there.
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Well, if you think you can help, do you
want to look over the guest list with
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me? You know, I was thinking maybe we
would just keep it kind of small.
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You know, friends and family only.
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Be more personal.
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Are you kidding me?
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Come on.
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It's a party, right?
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Go big, okay? You gotta go big.
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Make it a night to remember.
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Okay, well, both of these are good
ideas. I'll consider them both, but for
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I need some quiet to finish planning.
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Say, what?
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Why don't we get some coffee? My
favorite?
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Coffee?
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Really? Come on. You know what?
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Let's get you a snack.
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Okay? Let's get you a snack.
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Okay? Okay.
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Why don't I get my own coffee and you
guys can sit tight and feel it.
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Well, my granddaughter is going to be
quite the young woman, isn't she?
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You know it.
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I mean... I'm wondering if your son
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has told her that she's adopted.
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Not that I know of your daughter.
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Look, if your forgetful son has not told
her by now that she's adopted, I'm sure
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that my daughter has.
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Why are you asking?
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Come on.
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Jack, come on. Look at her.
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Don't tell me you haven't thought about
having her legs wrapped around her face
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like a fucking food packing machine.
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What? No!
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Well,
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I mean, I have thought about taking a
stroke just to see if she'll hold my
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while I take a piss. Yeah, exactly.
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See, I mean, not like, you know, years
ago, but now it's a little different.
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know, she's all grown up now.
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Mm -hmm.
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I'm sent for a little competition here.
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Well.
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Look, it's not that I'm going to outdo
you.
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It's just like I'm just going to
outclass you, okay?
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So, yeah, this has to move to the
competition.
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That's what I'm putting out there.
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All right. So what?
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First one to get her to go to first base
means buffet Sunday at the church.
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Okay. Early bird special?
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Yeah, maybe Sunday's best.
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We'll see you there. All right. That's a
deal.
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Why don't you go see what she's doing?
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Here's some more stuff for you. Oh,
thank you.
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Yeah. Can I give you a hand with
anything?
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Sure. Will you help me with these
pillows?
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Oh, thank God.
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Okay.
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Oh, no.
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That one goes back there, sweetheart.
Way back there. Oh, way back.
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That's good. Yeah.
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Well, come here. Relax.
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Sit. Grab a seat. Grab a seat.
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Oh, you're working so hard.
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I think we're going to have fun, though.
Yeah, you know. You're exhausted.
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You're tired.
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You want to come here? Let me rub those
feet of yours again.
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Oh.
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Yeah? Oh, that feels nice. Thank you.
Yeah, you like that? I like Grandpa.
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Helping out here.
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You're so good to me. You work so hard,
darling.
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I think it's going to be a good party.
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Yeah, I think it's straightened up to
look pretty decent so far.
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Yeah, I think we're going to have a good
time.
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How does that feel?
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It feels really nice.
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Does it feel nice?
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Yeah.
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Oh, what's going on here?
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Oh. Hi there, Sunday.
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Dick, well, what do you think?
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Elegant? Sophisticated?
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We're ready for a party, aren't we?
Yeah, horse shit.
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Don't you let our girl do her thing.
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Okay?
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You old fucking vulture.
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You don't know what the hell you're
talking about.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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You know, you haven't been the same
since your stroke last summer. You know,
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surprised you remember I had a stroke
last summer. What, is that another
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dementia joke?
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Oh, my God, enough!
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Yeah, well, you know what? I'll tell
you. How's your knees doing? Are you
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to walk up all the way up to the top of
the stairs in the big boy plane?
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Fine, I'm going to my operation. Okay,
enough, enough.
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together sometime oh yeah come on why
don't you just both oh help me we can we
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can work together oh god that's so good
oh anything you say whatever you
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want thank you anything oh that's so
good okay i'm gonna go grab the lemonade
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and yeah okay yeah yeah you guys just
work together help me out here
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Are you just going to come barging in
every time I'm trying to get somewhere?
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Uh, yeah.
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I mean, if that's the way it's going to
be. I mean, that is the way it's going
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to be. That's cheating.
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That's not cheating. That's good
sportsmanship.
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That's not good sportsmanship in the
least.
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Well, you know what? My name is Dick.
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Okay, so get used to it. God damn it.
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Oh yeah, Grandpa's late.
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Yeah.
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You wanna ask me what I want for Pop
-Pop's day?
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Oh, hi, Grandpa. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Sorry I'm running late, but I'll be out
in a second. Do you want to come in?
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Absolutely. You good?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Hey, look.
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Why don't we sit down? Okay.
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So, I just wanted to kind of bring
something up that's been on my mind.
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Yeah?
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So, you notice that, like, you know,
your Grandpa Jack's been...
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Kind of being a little different lately.
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I mean, have you noticed that? I mean,
it seems like he's kind of hovering
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around you, kind of getting a little
weird.
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I mean, when you were little, I mean, we
bounced you on our knees and
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everything. But, I mean, come on. He's,
like, giving you a foot rub now?
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I guess I have kind of noticed that he's
been looking at me a little bit
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differently.
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When I walk by, he kind of does this,
like, cross -hunch thing.
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I don't know if he has, like, a stomach
ache going on. Well, I mean, honestly,
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it's like you and I, like, we have a
little bit of a different relationship.
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mean, ever since the car accident.
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Yeah, I mean, your dentures fell in my
mouth.
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Well, I mean, you saved my life. You
gave me CPR.
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You gave me mouth -to -mouth. I mean, it
was kind of weird that, like, you know,
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I woke up coming back from the light.
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There's your lip on my mouth. It was a
little weird.
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Yeah. By the way, you should probably
clean your dentures a little bit more. I
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sometimes forget to take a nap at night.
I'm sorry.
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You weren't expecting to die. But I
mean, you know, it's, you know, we have
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a little, I just wanted to make sure
that like, you know, Grandpa Jack isn't
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getting a little too, making you feel a
little, you know, uncomfortable.
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Getting a little Freudian.
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What the hell is going on in here?
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I can see what you're doing. You're
trying to turn me against one.
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What are you talking about?
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It's just clear as day. I was walking
down the hallway. What are you talking
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about? Oh, come on, Jack.
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Where are you talking? Get the hell out
of here. You're accusing me of all kinds
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of things. I'm not accusing you of
nothing that you're not doing.
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You're trying to fill all this head up
with all kinds of crazy ideas like I'm
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trying to be inappropriate.
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Oh, come on.
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You are being inappropriate.
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You're over here. What do I have to do
to get you guys to get along?
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Come on. You're like an animal.
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Well, Lana, I suppose there's something
we ought to tell you.
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Okay. What?
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Sure. Yeah, I mean... What?
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Dick and I kind of had a little friendly
wager, a little bet.
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You both have a gambling addiction. We
don't need to be doing this. What was it
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about? No, no, no, no. It has nothing to
do with a 401k that I lost, okay? It
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has nothing to do with that. You gambled
away.
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Yeah.
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Okay,
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what was it about?
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Damn Native Americans.
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But anyway.
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What was it about?
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Well, kind of.
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You know what? Why don't you sit down?
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I want to sit down. I want to know what
the hell you guys made a bet about.
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Sure, Kate, sit.
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Fine.
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All right, spit it out.
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Dick and I had a little wager, a little
friendly bet amongst each other. You
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know, it's been quite a while since
we've been in the company of a woman. A
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little lonely.
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So we made a bet. A couple of years for
me.
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We were fighting for your attention,
essentially.
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Seeing which one of us could... I don't
know how to put this. Oh, my God, you
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guys had a bet on fucking me? No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. We just made a
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that we would, you know... It's just a
first base. I mean, you can't... It's at
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this age, honey, and, you know, it's
been so long. You know, like... Like,
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grandmother's been gone from... Like,
I've been so alone for such a long time.
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It's a stupid bunch of... Couple of old
perverts, you know. That's harmless,
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sweetheart. Sorry. Oh, you piece of
shit.
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Oh, I... Okay, no, okay. You know what?
Fine.
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What?
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We have 45 minutes until the guests
come, and I really need to fucking come.
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What? So, I'm going to give you guys a
little Grandpa's Day present, and you
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guys and me can come. And we're going to
fuck, okay?
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Jesus Christ.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Come on, Dick. Come on. Come here.
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But I gotta say, I got better dentures
now.
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Oh, God.
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I suppose this isn't cheating either.
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Well, I mean, I am a widower.
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Come on, I need to come now.
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Well, you know what? I've already had
those lips. I want those lips.
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Why don't you...
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Let me get
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Oh, my God.
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I feel good, Grandpa.
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I'm sleepy.
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I'm sleepy.
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I'm holding on to one knee again.
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There you go.
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That's it.
244
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:05,930
You can keep sucking this.
245
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:13,650
That's it, sweetheart.
246
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,610
That was so better than grandma's gummy
boogers.
247
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,110
Fuck,
248
00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:09,950
this is so good.
249
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:38,170
Oh, my God.
250
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:43,250
I need a coffee. I need a coffee. I need
a coffee.
251
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,670
I need a coffee.
252
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:50,010
Turn around, sweetheart.
253
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:51,550
Yeah.
254
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,940
Oh, wait.
255
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,660
There you go.
256
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:39,920
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, that's
so fucking good.
257
00:21:01,279 --> 00:21:04,080
Oh, my
258
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:23,140
gosh.
259
00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:40,610
Oh, my God.
260
00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:47,010
He was fucking perfect.
261
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,640
No one's going to have a heart attack,
right? No, no, no, no, no. Just making
262
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640
sure I'm in the will.
263
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,840
You got the golf cart?
264
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,100
Oh, yeah, no, don't worry.
265
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,920
You're in the will.
266
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:10,700
Oh,
267
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:18,660
God.
268
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:23,620
There you go. Good.
269
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,800
Do it again.
270
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,000
Do it again. Do it again. There you go.
271
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:27,939
That's it.
272
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:28,799
That's it.
273
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,659
That's it.
274
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,540
How bad do you want to be in the world,
huh? How bad do you want me to be in my
275
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,900
world? I want that stupid fucking golf
cart. Yeah, you do. Yeah.
276
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:38,840
I want my house in the keys, too, huh?
Yeah.
277
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240
Yeah.
278
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,440
I'm going to turn around here.
279
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,540
I'm going to get some of that pussy on
the mic. I might actually do it.
280
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,260
Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
281
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,380
I forget how experienced you guys are.
282
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,420
Oh, my God.
283
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,320
Oh, my God.
284
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,520
Oh,
285
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:13,300
fuck, yes. Oh, my God, right there.
286
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,700
Oh,
287
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:16,420
don't fucking stop.
288
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:17,660
Don't fucking stop.
289
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,980
Oh, yeah.
290
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:21,700
Oh,
291
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,460
fucker.
292
00:23:26,350 --> 00:23:27,350
You tell me when.
293
00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:31,029
Right now?
294
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,030
Yeah.
295
00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:33,570
Say, Grandpa, I'm coming.
296
00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:36,170
Grandpa, I'm fucking coming.
297
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,300
Oh, my God.
298
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:16,540
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God.
299
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,380
Oh, my God.
300
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:24,730
Yeah, it doesn't hurt.
301
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:30,170
Wow, you can't see for shit.
302
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:31,990
Oh, yeah.
303
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:34,470
Oh, that's it.
304
00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:39,270
Oh, my God, yes.
305
00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:43,670
Did my tights remind you of those
hookers from the 70s?
306
00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:46,190
Kind of what I was going for. It reminds
me of war.
307
00:24:47,510 --> 00:24:50,430
I don't know who you went to the war
with.
308
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:11,630
I can't.
309
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:14,270
I can't ground it.
310
00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:21,230
Switch.
311
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,140
Come.
312
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:28,240
Come here.
313
00:26:10,199 --> 00:26:13,360
Oh, you're both a huge one. I'm going to
have to go to your doctor.
314
00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:29,510
You two won't get these chops.
315
00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:41,910
Oh, my
316
00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:47,650
God.
317
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,500
Grandpa Jack, we're just going to call
Grandpa Jack.
318
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,520
Grandpa Jack, you're going fishing,
right?
319
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:59,240
Yeah, make me come.
320
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,400
Yes,
321
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:07,040
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
322
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,800
I'm going to go.
323
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,120
Come on.
324
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,760
That's good.
325
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:17,080
That's good.
326
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,340
Right there. Right there.
327
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,180
Yeah. Squat.
328
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:44,000
Break a hip, honey.
329
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,020
Oh my god.
330
00:28:34,670 --> 00:28:35,670
I'm gonna rock you.
331
00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:42,950
Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.
332
00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,570
Oh,
333
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,310
fuck.
334
00:29:07,630 --> 00:29:08,630
Oh, shit.
335
00:29:21,390 --> 00:29:25,350
Get in there for yourself, because I
want her for a minute.
336
00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:22,120
Come here, I want both of your dicks
337
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,480
Do not tell my daughter.
338
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,420
But you can tell her.
339
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,020
You can tell my daughter.
340
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,100
Switch.
341
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,560
No,
342
00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:51,300
I want you both ready.
343
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:52,780
Right now.
344
00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,410
I must talk over you.
345
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,740
Eat that thing right out of your mind,
honey.
346
00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:12,600
Magic. I've got days like this.
347
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,540
Maybe we'll just call everybody and
fucking just fucking cancel this fucking
348
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:40,500
call. Yeah, I'll just fucking call you.
You can just fucking use that because
349
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,360
now you're fucking from behind now.
Yeah.
350
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,600
Yeah, that's it.
351
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:47,080
That's it. Oh, yeah. Back that ass up.
Yeah.
352
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,540
Back that ass up right to me.
353
00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:50,100
Right to me, right to me.
354
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,720
Yeah, there we go.
355
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,800
Oh, yeah.
356
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:54,960
Oh, yeah.
357
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,980
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
358
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,080
What?
359
00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:47,530
Fuck. Oh,
360
00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:53,150
fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
361
00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:01,050
Fuck.
362
00:34:22,389 --> 00:34:23,969
Don't you fucking tighten up on me.
363
00:34:24,370 --> 00:34:26,710
Oh, my God, you little fucking slut.
364
00:34:26,949 --> 00:34:28,989
Oh, I knew you were this fucking good.
365
00:34:29,630 --> 00:34:30,630
Oh, man.
366
00:34:30,650 --> 00:34:32,489
All those years, I fucking knew.
367
00:34:33,090 --> 00:34:35,949
Huh? Oh, Grandpa Jack, huh?
368
00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:39,050
You knew all those years you were going
to be this fucking good.
369
00:34:44,699 --> 00:34:46,100
Whoa.
370
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,160
I told you.
371
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,520
I told you I'd outshine you. I don't
play favorites.
372
00:36:06,029 --> 00:36:07,430
Oh,
373
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:09,710
Jesus.
374
00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:27,860
Oh, your hips hurt?
375
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:30,320
Do you want to get your hip replaced in
the next month?
376
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,320
Oh, thank
377
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:42,500
you.
378
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,720
I got shit hips and shit knees over
here.
379
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,280
Nobody's going on a hike with me.
380
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,960
Careful, I'll take my teeth out and put
them inside.
381
00:37:11,339 --> 00:37:13,900
Yes. Yes.
382
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,760
Yes. Yes.
383
00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:19,220
Yes. Yes.
384
00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:47,780
Oh my god, yeah, fuck, don't stop, don't
stop, I'm gonna cum.
385
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,980
That's it, that's it, make her fucking
cum.
386
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,680
Come on, Jack, fucking do it.
387
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,160
Fuck,
388
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,340
yes. Fuck.
389
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:00,860
Yes,
390
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,680
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
391
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:44,670
You want to see my ass too?
392
00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:46,950
I just want to see a part of your ass.
393
00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:49,730
There we go.
394
00:38:50,690 --> 00:38:52,430
One leg under. One leg under.
395
00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:58,600
What are you teaching me? Oh, I'm
teaching you something real.
396
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:02,400
Grandpa Jack, just sit down. Sit down,
bro.
397
00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:03,860
Sit down.
398
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:11,280
You guys did this in
399
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280
the war, too?
400
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:15,220
Yeah, but there weren't very many girls
around.
401
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,280
Oh, yeah.
402
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:07,540
Fuck it, let's just use me, you little
fucking pervert.
403
00:40:32,899 --> 00:40:34,680
How can you get a girl's panties?
404
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,160
They didn't look like that.
405
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,020
No,
406
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,520
that was in the 20s.
407
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,600
That was back in the 1900s.
408
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:03,220
Someone eat my birthday. I want to come
again.
409
00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:06,160
Right here. Right here.
410
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,300
You know
411
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:17,080
what?
412
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:19,200
Hold my neck.
413
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,840
Yeah.
414
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,320
Did you take out your dentures for that?
415
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,600
Fuck, I'm going to go.
416
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,240
Yes, you can.
417
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,400
You can't do it.
418
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,480
Fuck. Fuck.
419
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,040
there you go, just like that
420
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:55,180
Oh, yeah.
421
00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:58,980
Will you come on my face?
422
00:45:25,550 --> 00:45:27,710
Come on, short kick, as fast as you can
go. Come on, there you go.
423
00:45:30,490 --> 00:45:33,230
Keep going,
424
00:45:37,430 --> 00:45:38,430
keep going, keep going.
425
00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:40,630
Oh, yeah, that's it.
426
00:45:42,270 --> 00:45:44,590
Oh, yeah, that's it.
427
00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:46,950
Oh, yeah,
428
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:51,930
that's it.
429
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:53,450
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
430
00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:54,790
There you go, there you go.
431
00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:57,730
Keep going. Keep going. Just like that.
432
00:45:58,290 --> 00:45:59,290
Oh, yeah.
433
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,990
Oh, loosen up. Loosen up. Loosen up.
434
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,250
Oh.
435
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,010
Oh.
436
00:46:06,170 --> 00:46:07,170
Oh.
437
00:46:08,350 --> 00:46:09,350
Oh.
438
00:46:10,470 --> 00:46:11,470
Oh.
439
00:46:12,710 --> 00:46:14,050
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah.
440
00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:25,330
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
441
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,320
Oh, yeah.
442
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:29,520
Oh, fuck yeah.
443
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,820
Oh, yeah.
444
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,120
Oh,
445
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:39,060
fuck yeah.
446
00:47:42,380 --> 00:47:43,380
Oh my god, yeah.
447
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:49,900
Oh my
448
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:56,540
god, yeah.
449
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,260
Oh yeah.
450
00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:02,860
Yeah, that's it.
451
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:32,900
and dicks were just going to cough up
dust, but... That was a really good
452
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:33,900
fun time.
453
00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:36,320
I love bonding with you.
454
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,040
Oh, sweetheart.
455
00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:39,860
Can you get me the heating pad, honey?
456
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,220
Oh, yeah, you guys think you can finally
fucking get along now?
457
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,000
Can you get me the heating pad?
458
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,440
Yeah, I think it's hit the wall again.
459
00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:51,760
But, you know... Hey, pumpkin.
460
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,060
Huh?
461
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,960
Granddad's day.
462
00:48:56,410 --> 00:48:58,730
ever. Best granddad's day ever. Thank
you so much.
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