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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,570 --> 00:00:15,730 Why is he texting me back? 2 00:00:21,450 --> 00:00:22,510 This bed is huge. 3 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:24,850 Yeah, it's my bed. 4 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,150 You shouldn't even be in it right now. 5 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:30,410 And don't get any idea you're sleeping on the couch. 6 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:32,850 Yeah, but why? 7 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:36,150 Like, look how big this bed is. Like, you could fit like four people in this 8 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:39,370 bed. This bed's huge. Look, it goes from all the way over here. 9 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:43,870 Yeah, maybe like four people that I want to... share a bed with but i'm not 10 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:48,790 sharing a bed with my little stepbrother that's so weird you wouldn't even 11 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:53,990 notice me if i slept like i would notice you i notice when you breathe when 12 00:00:53,990 --> 00:01:00,610 you're breathing yeah see oh my god there you go again being annoying 13 00:01:00,610 --> 00:01:05,310 you're not sleeping in here okay fine yeah no whatever i'll sleep on the couch 14 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:08,670 don't care i'm just i'm just saying like if you would if you were like a good 15 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:12,520 big sister you'd be like yeah of course you can stay in the bed It's not a big 16 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,640 deal. It's about as huge as like a king, a double king size bed. 17 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:19,240 Well, maybe if you were a good little brother, you wouldn't be so annoying and 18 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,560 then I'd actually let you sleep in bed. 19 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,020 It's your fault why you're not in here. And you already agreed to the couch. 20 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:28,080 Please, when you sleep out there, don't be weird to my friend. 21 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:32,400 Don't check her out or hit on her or flirt with her. Because she paid for the 22 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,680 Airbnb. Don't piss her off, please. 23 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,339 Okay, I won't. 24 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:36,600 I don't even know why you're here. 25 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,300 You don't even like the beach. 26 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,900 Yeah, I don't know why you'd come on this vacation. 27 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:47,420 Well, because, like, there's, like, hot girls in Miami. Like, maybe I can, like, 28 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,300 you know, like, meet one or something. And, like, they're down here making bad 29 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:53,700 decisions, so they might want to hang out with me, too. 30 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,980 Yeah, that would be a bad decision on their part. 31 00:01:56,980 --> 00:02:02,340 Seriously, I don't understand why I had to bring you. Did you, like, beg Mom or 32 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,940 something? Because she said I couldn't go unless I brought you. 33 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,300 Yeah. 34 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,620 Are you serious? 35 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,240 Yeah. I haven't done anything in a while. I wanted to just, like, do 36 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,299 Do what? 37 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,300 Do what? I don't know. 38 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:16,320 Ruin my time. Yeah. Block me on vacation. 39 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,020 Yeah. 40 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,480 God, you're so annoying. 41 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:21,460 Seriously, I can't believe it. 42 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,000 Oh, my God, he texted me back. 43 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,500 Okay, I have to go. I have to get changed. 44 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,920 I'm going to meet this guy on the beach, so get out. 45 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,240 What's he look like? 46 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,440 Nothing like you, thank God. Get out. I have to change. 47 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,570 Why? What do you mean, why? 48 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:42,370 Look, I just want to look. I don't trust you. 49 00:02:43,610 --> 00:02:45,730 Why? You're gross. I don't want to look at you. 50 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:46,948 I'm gross. 51 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:47,950 Look at you. 52 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:50,230 I'm a handsome young man. 53 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:54,070 Just no peeking. I'm not. God, relax. 54 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:54,948 Don't be weird. 55 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:55,950 I'm not. 56 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,280 You better not be peeking back there. I'm not. 57 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:14,920 I will never let you live it down. Seriously. 58 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:16,260 I find out. 59 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,380 Are you done yet? 60 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,320 No. Just wait. 61 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,620 Geez. Girls have things like straps. 62 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:28,480 You would know that if you, like, actually had a girlfriend. 63 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:34,080 If girls actually wanted to, like, hang out with you, then you would realize 64 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,740 that all these things take time. 65 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,600 But you don't. 66 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,720 Because you probably annoy them, too. 67 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,920 I don't even want a girlfriend. I'm trying to get tied down. 68 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:46,040 You're not trying to get tied down. Yeah, sure. Let's pretend it's your 69 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,040 why you don't have a girlfriend. 70 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:50,100 I can have a girlfriend any time I want. 71 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,800 Oh, yeah, sure. Have you even had a girlfriend ever? 72 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:55,120 It's none of your business, to be honest. 73 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,720 Well, that's a no, obviously. 74 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,440 Okay, I'm decent now. You can look or whatever. 75 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:10,550 Do you think I threw my shorts with it? Is it too funny? 76 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,130 No, it's fine. 77 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:15,030 Should I just go? Like, is that too much, do you think? 78 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:19,810 Probably. But, I mean, it's Miami. Who cares? 79 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:22,390 Should I put the shorts back on or something? 80 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:23,730 I don't know. 81 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,030 No? I care. 82 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:28,910 I care. I care about, like, how I look. 83 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,510 You look... I mean, you look good. 84 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,910 Like, for my big sister, I guess. Like, you look alright. 85 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:34,150 My big sister, whatever. 86 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:35,630 Okay, so... 87 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,660 I don't even know why I'm asking you. Honestly, well, you're still a guy. 88 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:43,180 Okay, if you saw me, like, would you want me to have shorts on? Like, do you 89 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:45,500 feel like that would be, like, kind of cuter for the outfit, you know? 90 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,800 Sure, let's go like this. I don't want to, like, you know, lay it on too thick. 91 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,920 Oh, yeah, I mean, maybe shorts on. 92 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,180 Okay. 93 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:58,660 And I'll just, like, leave the top so he can, you know, see what he's wearing. 94 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:01,340 Okay. 95 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,960 Yeah, that looks good. 96 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:13,110 well do you want to come no thank god phew that 97 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:18,610 was a close one you took so long to answer that one so um i guess i'm gonna 98 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:25,470 then and you shouldn't be in the bed or even in my room when i get 99 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:31,410 back okay i'm just gonna like take a nap or something not in my bed Yeah. 100 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:33,090 Seriously, I want your boy germs everywhere. 101 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:35,810 Okay. No, I'm going to hang on the couch or whatever. 102 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,670 Okay. And no pay -per -view or anything. 103 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:41,030 Okay. 104 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,410 Have fun. 105 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:43,590 Yeah, I will. 106 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,380 What? What? 107 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,480 No. 108 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,640 Stop. 109 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,180 No, I'm not. 110 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:14,260 Yeah, 111 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,880 I can see that. 112 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:26,420 Why are you in here? 113 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:31,330 This baby is huge. Would you stop? 114 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:35,450 I just was... It's so annoying. 115 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,150 I need to take a nap. Why are you in here? 116 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:40,490 Take a nap then. I'm not going to bother you. 117 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:44,170 You woke me up. You could have just taken a nap while I was sleeping. 118 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:49,470 I had a terrible day. I just want to get home and just fucking sleep. 119 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:52,250 Seriously, I've been out in the sun all day. I'm tired. 120 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,940 Oh, the guy probably didn't like your personality. 121 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:00,160 No, he was a fucking asshole, actually, before I even really got to say hi. 122 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:02,900 Damn. It fucking sucked. 123 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,740 And I don't know what I'm going to do. 124 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,920 I was supposed to have a discipline, but now I have nothing. 125 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:18,100 I'm so frustrated. And now it's even worse because you're still in my bed. 126 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,280 Seriously, can you just go so I can take a nap? 127 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,080 Take a nap. 128 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:29,980 Oh, my God. Just take a nap. Get out of here. Listen, I'm your big sister. You 129 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,740 need to listen to me. So get out. 130 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,240 No. 131 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,160 You're so annoying. 132 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,480 Oh, my God. You can't make me. I'm fucking fine. 133 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Fine. 134 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,360 Whatever. That is big enough. 135 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,440 I'm going to lay over here and take a nap. 136 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:48,400 Okay. And you are not going to move. 137 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,900 Not going to make a peep. Do you understand me? Yeah. 138 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:54,890 I swear, I'll put my cold feet on you. I'm not taking anything out. 139 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:57,010 That's huge. I'm just going to go to sleep. 140 00:07:58,730 --> 00:07:59,730 Fine. 141 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,039 I sleep naked. 142 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,539 I sleep with clothes on. 143 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,039 Who sleeps with clothes on? That's so weird. 144 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,340 You have no room to judge me. 145 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:48,820 You're naked too. 146 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,820 Just stay over there. 147 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,660 Don't look. 148 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,080 Don't breathe. 149 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,100 Don't make a sound. 150 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,140 Okay, fine, I won't. 151 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,840 I'm not doing anything, okay? 152 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,500 What kind of food do you want to get later? 153 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,300 What? What kind of food should we get later? 154 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,900 I don't know. 155 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,380 Is now the time that we want to discuss food? 156 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,800 Seriously? 157 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,120 Okay, I'll leave you alone. 158 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:03,410 What are you doing? What? What are you doing? 159 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:04,670 Nothing. 160 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:06,510 Are you jerking off? 161 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:07,750 No. 162 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,950 That's gross. Why are you jerking off? 163 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,830 You sounded like it. 164 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,090 I'm not. 165 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:14,670 You're... 166 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:27,370 I'm 167 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,370 hearing something. 168 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:30,470 Surprise. You're... 169 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:31,810 What am I hearing? 170 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:32,930 Nothing. 171 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:36,910 What are you doing? Why is your arm moving like that? 172 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:38,490 I have itch. 173 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:46,010 Why is your hand on there? 174 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:47,770 I have itch. 175 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,130 I'm not jerking off. 176 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:53,010 I'm going to lay this way. I don't trust you. 177 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:54,930 Okay. 178 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:09,820 I caught you. No. 179 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,300 No, yeah, there was movement. 180 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:15,020 No. Are you jerking off? That is so gross. What is wrong with you? 181 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,120 I'm not jerking off. I'm in your bed. You're in my bed. 182 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,220 You're in bed with your sister. 183 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,640 Are you seriously jerking off? 184 00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:25,660 Mm -mm. That is so gross. 185 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,560 No. I'm totally telling Mom. 186 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,760 No, tell Mom. I didn't do anything. Tell Mom. 187 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,140 I don't have to tell Mom. You're being weird. Because first of all, not only 188 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,039 you doing it, but you're lying. 189 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,600 You know what? I won't tell Mom if you tell the truth. 190 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,160 Anything you'd like to confess? 191 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:44,080 Maybe I was for a second or something. 192 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,240 Oh my god, it's so gross. 193 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,020 What is wrong with you? Stop it. 194 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,820 Stop. Seriously. 195 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,159 I'm serious. 196 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,160 Okay. 197 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,400 Here. 198 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:07,460 Oh my god, you're totally jerking off your little dick again. 199 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,499 Little dick? 200 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,640 Yes, your tiny little dick. Your annoying little dick. 201 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,540 Seriously. Can you stop? 202 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,720 First off, it's big, okay? 203 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,339 Yeah, right. 204 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:21,700 Like you're single because it's your choice. Just like that. 205 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,859 What is that? 206 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,660 It's big, okay? 207 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:29,860 It's probably not even small. It's probably like literally a micro -penis 208 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,380 because of the energy that you give off. 209 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,100 No. It's probably like an inch. 210 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,780 It's actually like pretty fat and like pretty big. 211 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,520 I don't believe you. 212 00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,420 Okay, whatever. 213 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,400 I'm telling you, it's not small. 214 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:43,840 Not a micro penis. 215 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,380 Then prove it. 216 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,220 What? Prove it. Let me see. 217 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,600 I will. 218 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,220 Oh. 219 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,600 Oh my god, why do you have a big dick? 220 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,920 See, it's like pretty decent size. 221 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,100 Okay, can you... Stop doing that while I'm looking at it. 222 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:15,980 This is... Yeah, this is an issue. Why does my little brother have a big dick? 223 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:18,020 My balls are big, too, I think. 224 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,360 Okay. Okay, you've proved your point. 225 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,360 You can... I wasn't even jerking off to you or anything. I'm just, like, horny. 226 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,920 I just get horny sometimes, you know? 227 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:32,040 I know, like, guys just randomly get horny, but seriously, you're in bed with 228 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:32,859 your sister. 229 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,280 You don't think that's, like... 230 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,870 Maybe I shouldn't do this right now. 231 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:40,830 Oh, yeah, but, like, it was just, like, bothering me, so I just figured I'd, 232 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:44,150 like, crank one off real quick. No, no, no. And, like, not bother you about it. 233 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:44,869 No, no, enough. 234 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:45,910 Hey, stop, stop. 235 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,590 Ow. Enough cranking. Stop. 236 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:52,250 No, there'd be no cranking in this bed. 237 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,290 You're almost done. 238 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,210 What do you mean you're almost... And where were you planning to finish? 239 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,510 Just, like, almost, like... 240 00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:03,790 On my bed? Are you fucking kidding me? Well, like on my belly or something. 241 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:07,850 And then it would roll onto the bed. 242 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:10,870 I mean, maybe. Do you not have any decency? 243 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:12,190 Sorry. 244 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:13,710 You're so gross. 245 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:16,210 I don't even want to think about your bed at home. 246 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:18,970 Okay, stop. 247 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,590 I'm going to go take a nap in a minute. 248 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,370 Okay, I'll stop. My God. 249 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,730 Jesus. 250 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:46,130 What are you doing? 251 00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:47,670 What do you mean? Nothing. 252 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:49,870 So look what I'm doing. You're doing something. 253 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,230 I'm not doing anything. 254 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:52,630 Okay. 255 00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,450 What would I be doing? Playing chess? 256 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:56,830 I don't know. 257 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:00,570 Stop looking at me. Okay. 258 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,290 You were touching yourself. 259 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,529 No, I'm not. 260 00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,530 You were. 261 00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:10,890 You can't prove anything. 262 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,390 Your hand's down there by your pussy. 263 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:13,950 That's just how I sleep. 264 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:17,050 I like to think like I'm in a coffin sometimes. I don't know. 265 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,570 Okay, okay, fine. 266 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,050 I just haven't seen a dick that big before. 267 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,810 What? All my exes have been kind of small. 268 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,249 Really? 269 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:34,390 Yeah, really. I was a little enticing and I got a little horny and I didn't 270 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,350 to have sex today because I sucked. 271 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,530 So, sue me. 272 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:41,270 It's not like I was touching you or anything. 273 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,650 No. 274 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,280 Like what? You should just, like, keep doing it, baby. 275 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,620 What do you mean, keep doing it? 276 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:54,620 Well, like, I kind of... Like, my dick kind of made you horny, right? 277 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:57,780 Yeah. 278 00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,940 Stop saying my dick. That's so weird. 279 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,960 Stop saying my dick. It's just a dick. 280 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,220 Okay, well... It's very big. 281 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:12,620 What if we just both... We just both kind of just jerk off and, like, maybe 282 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,620 at each other? 283 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,460 And it's not even really weird when you think about it. We're not doing 284 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,460 anything. How is that not weird? 285 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:20,960 Because we're not, like, doing anything. 286 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,900 And, like, we just don't tell anybody. 287 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,320 You promise to tell anyone? I swear. 288 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,700 Okay, but don't touch me. I won't. 289 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,240 I'm going to touch you if you're, like, cute. 290 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:08,630 My boobs are, like, really big. 291 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,970 You've seen them before. I don't know why you're acting so surprised. 292 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:19,050 Yeah, but... Did you think that I didn't see you when I was getting dressed? 293 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:22,910 I don't. I accidentally have seen them before. 294 00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:24,490 Accidentally? Yeah. 295 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:28,130 You accidentally became when I was getting dressed? 296 00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:29,370 Yeah. 297 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,920 Did you not have to say that? 298 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,920 I'm just saying. I don't know. 299 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,160 Sorry. 300 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,820 No, just stay over there. 301 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,020 Okay. 302 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,560 I'm only looking up one thing right now. Okay. 303 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,340 I just feel like it would, like, fit inside your pussy, like, really nice. 304 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:40,860 Why would you say that? 305 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,880 I don't know. 306 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:44,420 Why would you say that? 307 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,880 You can't do that. Seriously. 308 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280 That's weird. 309 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,440 each other's lives for way too long. 310 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,660 No matter how big it looks. 311 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:03,500 It'd probably be one of my biggest sex lives, but no. 312 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:10,160 What if I just, like, 313 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,880 put it in from, like, behind and you could pretend it's somebody else doing 314 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,860 What? How? 315 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,280 Like, if you, like, didn't... 316 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,520 I don't have to, like, look at me. 317 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,860 And then... Wouldn't that be weird, though? 318 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,600 Yeah, but not really. 319 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,180 Did you say, yeah, and not really in the same sentence? 320 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,800 Um... Okay, okay, fine. 321 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:42,080 Fine, just do not talk too much, because I don't want to hear your voice. 322 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,280 I'm going to think about something else, 323 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,120 okay? Okay. 324 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,100 Wow. 325 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:54,290 oh my god stop saying that you're probably the biggest guy 326 00:23:12,479 --> 00:23:15,740 You should put it in your mouth maybe if you want to. 327 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,620 Put it in my mouth? 328 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,220 Go vacation. 329 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,540 Shut up. 330 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:27,639 Oh, 331 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:35,340 my 332 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,340 God. 333 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:41,380 Do you like my balls? 334 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,680 Mm -hmm. 335 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,320 Why do you know about that? 336 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,920 Don't tell me. Never mind. 337 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:10,370 okay but i'm gonna face away so i don't have to look at you oh come on okay fine 338 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,450 but don't make eye contact 339 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:35,700 I can't believe it. 340 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:05,620 Oh, fuck. Oh, 341 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:09,860 fuck. 342 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:16,080 Don't tell me my little brother likes feet. 343 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:17,980 A little bit. 344 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:20,980 Oh, 345 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,320 it's so good. It's so weird. 346 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:24,419 I know. 347 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,340 I think we're both weird. 348 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,600 Yeah, sure. 349 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,900 I can't smell my feet. 350 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:49,420 deep inside my pussy oh my 351 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:56,380 god yes how do 352 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:57,960 you stretch me out so good 353 00:34:13,210 --> 00:34:14,610 Yes, yes, yes. 354 00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:52,790 oh my god oh 355 00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:55,570 my 356 00:35:55,570 --> 00:36:02,990 god 357 00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:09,490 you started it are you joking yeah sorry and you don't tell anyone i swear i am 358 00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:10,490 pinky promise 25007

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