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Hey, bro.

Why are your sheets pink?

Why are you just walking in my room?

I'm not walking in your room. It's the same house.

I guess.

What are you doing?

Chilling on my pink sheets, I guess. Yeah, okay.

Mom made the bed.

You're 21. Why is Mom still making your bed? I don't know. I feel like she's

putting the pink sheets on my bed on purpose.

Oh, okay, yeah.

Yeah, okay.

So, I have a question for you.

Okay.

So,

Obviously. You know how they make those random Instagram things?

What do you mean?

So sometimes they rape girls, right?

Like the campus thing that they're doing? Yeah.

Are you on there?

Well, they're doing this challenge right now, like raiding tits. I actually got

raided really bad.

And it's, like, kind of bugging me out. Yeah, but people on that are fucking

assholes. Like, of course.

But, like, they're, like, you know, like, it looks pretty good.

What did they rate you as?

They rated me, like, a seven.

That's pretty good. I mean, those people are, those guys are fucking brutal.

Also, you shouldn't even be on that shit. But, I mean, I feel like, I mean,

they're really squishy. You can feel them.

What? Because I feel like it upped the rating. Well, they're not feeling your

boot. Oh, my God.

Wow. But, you know.

I feel like, I don't know.

You want to get a higher rating on there or something?

I would like to. Maybe good reviews would help.

Do you want me to put a review in on it?

I mean, yeah.

Well,

I mean, I have to give an honest review.

The thing is, none of us people are giving honest reviews.

Okay, well, can you give me an honest review?

I mean, probably better than seven.

Do you want to see?

Really? I mean, can I feel something?

Yeah.

Oh, wow. I mean, just on feeling alone, it's at least an 8 .5.

At least an 8 .5? That's what I'm saying. Just from feeling.

Yeah. Well, it was better.

If you want to see them.

Can I?

Yeah, if you want to.

Sure. I'll give you a good rating on there. Maybe it'll up your score.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Visually, like a 10.

Yeah? Yeah, easily.

Okay.

Can I feel them? Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

I feel like they just, like... Like, they could just rate it better, you

Yeah, but they're just fucking rating on, like, your cleavage. I mean,

realistically, so... Well, I mean... Damn, I mean... Can I feel again? Yeah,

they're really nice. Is that it?

Yeah. Well, maybe. Oh, sorry.

Okay. Um, yeah, I like this shirt, though. It's cute.

It matches my pink sheets.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Um, I don't know. I just, I feel like if you give your rating, then maybe

they'll reconsider.

Yeah. I mean, I won't.

Is that weird of you to say?

What? That I love your tits. No.

I mean, we're not even related. It's fine.

It's fine.

I've seen your tits before.

You've seen my tits before? When?

Oh, I don't know.

We've lived in the same house for years at this point. Like, I've seen you walk

around. I'm not, like, spying on you.

Well... I mean, you've probably seen me naked, too.

I mean, not really.

What, really? Can I rate it?

Because you've got to rate me.

What do you mean?

Like, can I, um... Can I rate it?

Rate my bulge?

I mean, it's kind of hard to see and rate it like that. Okay, well give me a

rating on feel only then.

I'll give you a 9, so you better give me a good rating.

Yeah, you want my honest rating?

Yeah. I think I need to say a little more to give you an honest rating.

Okay. But on feel alone, I would say a

9. Really?

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

What, you like that?

Yeah.

So can I see it or what?

Yeah.

I feel like I need to get in a good position. I don't know.

Yeah.

You really want to see it? You've never seen it? I mean, you've definitely never

seen it hard before.

Is it hard right now? You just felt it. Yeah.

Fucking hard.

Was it not?

No, it isn't.

I

just

need to, you know, feel it too, because I want to give a really good rating.

Okay, yeah. Is that okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

I would say you'd probably win if they were reading this on that page. Oh,

really? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Um... No, this is really good. Sorry.

No, it's fine.

I just, um... Yeah, I can't believe I've never seen you like this before.

We're not, like, that related.

No, not at all, technically.

I mean...

Can I have some fun while I'm here? I gave you a rate. Do I get a reward for

that?

Um, yeah.

Yeah? Holy fuck.

You sure?

I mean, maybe.

Have you thought about this before?

You seem so confident about it. Why, have you thought about this before?

I mean, I know you have.

After feeling your tits, yeah.

I mean, that's when my fucking dick was so hard.

Yeah. Seems a little excited for me.

So every time you see me get out of the shower and stuff upstairs, you just,

that's what you're thinking about?

I try a lot too, but I mean, now I will. Yeah?

I'm just upstairs.

It's not that far.

Yeah, well, I mean, we're hardly ever alone, so.

Holy fuck.

Take advantage of it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. That feels so good. Holy shit.

I mean, I could do this all day. I don't have any plans.

Really? Yeah.

I mean, I can think of a lot of fun things we could do.

Oh, yeah? Like what?

I mean... I don't want to get too ahead of ourselves.

Maybe you could show me your ass.

Oh yeah, you want to read it?

Yeah, I just want to see it.

Yeah? I want to see it.

Okay.

I already know it's a 10.

Yeah, is that so?

Yeah, you don't even need to take a moment.

I just want to see it.

I should take my jeans off anyways, you know?

Yeah, if you're comfortable.

Thanks. You know, the bed's really comfy.

Yeah.

I can't believe your dick is this nice and I didn't even know.

Yeah, you be thinking about it now?

Yeah, maybe.

Gave me a 10, right?

Yeah.

That's so nice.

I

mean,

maybe we could do a little more.

A little more what?

I mean, maybe we could fuck.

You want a hug?

I mean, we're already here.

I mean... Okay, but we have to be fast.

Be fast?

Well, I don't know when someone's coming home.

It's only like one o 'clock. We're fine.

Okay. But, I mean... Okay, yeah.

Really? Yeah. Oh, my God.

And I feel like it's harder since I said yes. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh.

Are you going to fuck me or what?

Do you want me to fuck you? Do you want to sit on it?

I would love to. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh,

my legs are clipping off.

My hands are wet for some reason.

You want me to sit here?

I mean, yeah.

Fuck.

You happy I came down to say hi?

You happy about your greeting, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Goddamn.

Oh my god, I'm seeing your titties bounce off your shirt

You want to turn around?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I can't.

You like that?

Yeah.

You can slap me harder than that, huh?

Oh my

god.

That ass looks incredible.

Yeah.

What would you rate the ass?

I told you 10, you see.

I'm going to fuck you now. Yeah?

Yeah.

Even.

Thank you.

All over your tits? Yeah, all over my tits. All over your chintan tits.

Who knew?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Wow.

Are you seeing a pretty picture?

Yeah.

Holy fuck.

Wow.

10 out of 10 for sure.

Yeah? Good. I mean, maybe an 11 now.

Yeah? My rating's even better?

Yeah. Okay,

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