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Oh my god.
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Jessica posted a picture of her dress on
Instagram.
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It's confirmed.
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All of our friends are going to the
party. Even the homebody.
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Why does my stepbrother's birthday party
have to happen on the same night as the
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most important party of my life?
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No, we both have bad luck.
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If only we could get our stepbrothers on
board with going to the Frasier.
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Yeah, right.
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Those two nerds are scared of their own
shadows.
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Hey, man, I can't wait to spend some
quality time today.
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Oh, me too.
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I hope they like what we have planned
for them.
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They are complete morons, but maybe we
can use that for our advantage.
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How?
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Just follow my lead.
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You got it.
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Oh, here they are.
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Hey.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you. You remembered.
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Yeah. Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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Hey. Hey. Good to see you.
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So what kind of crazy plans do you have
for us?
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Well, actually.
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One sec.
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What?
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In honor of James' birthday, we're going
to be playing Pictionary. Yeah.
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It's gonna be lit. Oh man.
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Your idea of a good time is playing
Fictionary?
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Well, yeah.
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Are you serious?
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Well, come on, guys. Don't knock it
until you try it.
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Come on, we'll get into teams. It's
gonna be fun.
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So, first team's gonna be me.
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And the second team's gonna be me.
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Okay, are you ready? We got 30 seconds.
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Alright, start the timer. Got it.
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Alright.
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Okay, um...
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A skateboard.
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No. Uh, a clit.
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No. A bird?
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No. Uh, oh my gosh, that's a dick.
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Come on, are you even trying? Yeah,
that's a penis.
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No, it's not.
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Is that a dick?
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No, it's an eggplant.
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No, you drew a dick.
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What?
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It's an eggplant.
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Well, you tried, right? Good effort.
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I got it right. I know.
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All right.
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We better
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win. All
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right.
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Are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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I don't know what the hell they were
doing.
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Let's do this.
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All right.
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And time.
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It's a little blocky, but...
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A house.
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No. We're gonna win.
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Yeah, he's never gonna get it. I know.
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Um... I don't know, a headphone?
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No. Um, a tree.
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No.
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Um... You know what it looks like? The
head of a peanut.
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No!
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Boobs. Help me.
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Uh... And... Time.
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Mushroom. Oh, my gosh. Come on. That is
not a mushroom.
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We could do way better than that.
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That's clearly the head of a king.
You're right. I have to agree.
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That's me. That's me. Oh, my gosh.
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You know, I just don't feel like you
ladies were trying at all. We were our
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best. Like, honestly, I think Jaden can
vouch.
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You were guessing things that didn't
make any sense.
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What we drew on the board, though.
Literally, what we drew was art, okay?
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An eggplant is an eggplant is an
eggplant.
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And you were just calling our amazing
drawing just these obscene things, these
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really naughty things. Period.
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Oh, my gosh. It was being dramatic.
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It maybe was art, but if it wasn't for
your big mouth and your birthday,
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we would be going to a rager and having
the best party.
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and getting laid by some hot guy.
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Exactly.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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There's a lot wrong with that. We just
played Pictionary. Come on.
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Well, look, I'm sorry, okay?
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But this is what we had planned for
James' birthday.
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Is there anything we can do to make you
happier to be here?
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I mean, not really.
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Maybe if we were a little less horny,
then we'd be able to play better.
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Nothing we can really do to help you out
being horny. I mean, we're not your
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boyfriends, girl.
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Well, you might need more help than you
think.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Did we address you?
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Okay. You want to go first?
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I'll go first. Okay.
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A rink day.
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You guys said you wanted to help. This
is how you help.
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The absolute value of why?
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Good one, David. No.
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No? Nice, nerd.
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I don't know. Is it a musical chord? I
don't know.
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Is it vagina?
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Is it? Yes.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, we got it.
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So, you know what that means.
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You all know what this means?
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You're so smart, right? What does it
mean?
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Oh.
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Oh, boobies plus vagina equals... And
you make a girl. Right?
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Come on.
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Do better than that.
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I don't know.
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It means that we want to get laid.
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Oh, so boobies plus vagina equals
eggplant.
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Yes.
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Get it.
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And you're going to help us with that.
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Yeah.
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I can't believe I'm sucking my friend's
dick.
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You don't have to be close.
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Oh my gosh.
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Get his balls.
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Yeah.
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That's what I heard.
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That's so good.
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I don't want to do that.
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You're right.
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She's really good at that.
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than the party.
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Oh my
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gosh.
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You act like you're a virgin.
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I can't believe the virgin.
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So good.
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Oh my gosh.
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It feels kind of weird to hear that.
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Well, now you know.
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I don't want to see, but I can hear.
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It's okay.
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Here,
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see if he likes this.
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I really want to try it.
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Whoa.
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Does that feel good?
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Is that what you said, sister?
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Thank you.
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You'll get comfortable with that.
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Are you going to put it in?
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Well, yeah. I want to feel it.
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See what it feels like.
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Is it so good?
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Yeah. Yeah, I feel you.
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It's a nice day. How big?
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Yes, yes.
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Let me just switch.
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Why? Because I don't, she's going to
make me cum and I don't want to cry. Oh
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gosh. Alright, I'm listening.
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Oh my gosh, really?
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I'm such a nerd.
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Yeah.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Yeah.
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High step feathers.
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I don't know.
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Let me hear it.
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Motherfucking night. Get up. Get up,
baby.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Thank you for coming. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I love a birthday.
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Sure reads dictionary, huh?
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I'm glad we played dictionary.
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