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Good evening,
passengers of the Fokker flight

from Costa Rica
to the city of Guatemala.

Please remain seated

with your seatbelts on.

And thank you for choosing Fokker.

Dammit.

I am about to burst.

And the toilet is locked.

This smells rotten.
It smells rotten.

You're telling me.

This is a pretty haircut.

Madam.

Madam.

Madam.

Madam...

Excuse me, honey.

Honey is absent today,
I'm Sweetie.

Look, Sweetie, please give me
the key to the toilet.

Sir, I must tell you

that we are charging a fee
to use the toilet.

A duty to do your duty.

It's by the minute, sir.

¿What?

Don't be mean.

Mean quit.

Just a second.

Let's see...

Give me half an hour.

I'm sorry, sir.

Don't worry.
I'm sorry myself.

I have to go squeeze the lemon.

Good luck.

Keep an eye on the prisoner.

In case he runs?

No, man, I only have

one pair of pants.

That's my Captain.

Hey, you.

Hey.

Who do you have there?

Ramiro Chet,

the serial killer.

Seriously?

No, serial.

I've got you, Ramiro Chet.

Hey!

Be alert, Asisclo.

Yes my Coptin.

I mean, mi Captain.

Ouch, my head.

Did you trip, Sweetie?

No, it's just that your friend

lost this.

How's today's pressure?

Quite good.

Everyone knows...

you lost it how long ago?

The pressure I mean.

Well, the backpack's off.

Talk to the girl,

to the new flight attendant and tell
her to wake me up when we get there,

but with a kiss.

Marita.

- Her name's not María.
- Her name's not María.

Flying with you is really nice
and funny.

Thank you.
Same to you.

Get out of here.

I'm the good one.

Up, up, up

up, up, up

up, up, up.
Regaining...

altitude.

Did you say attitude?

No, altitude.

We are all going to die...

all of us...

Oh God, what's gotten into him?

A migraine.

Caused by his photosensitivity.

Best known as photophobia.

These pills are the only thing
that can help him.

This doesn't end here, Captain.

This doesn't end here.

Look at that,

now he is really flying.

Come on.

Help me.

What the hell are you doing?

Don't worry.

Everything's under control.

He is just...

Don't worry, madam.

I am a Captain.

Military?

No.

Orellana.

CAPTAIN ORELLANA
AND THE CURSED VILLAGE

CREEK NEGRO, IZABAL

Coming.

I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, man.

What is it?

I don't do baptisms this early.

No, Father, don't worry.

I am the one you call to check
the church's floor.

- Constancio.
- That's right, Father.

I fix or carpet all floors.

Ok, ok, ok.

But give me a good discount,
for God's sake.

Remember the Lord said
one must persevere, persevere,

Constancio.

Ok, Father, ok.
First, let's check the damage.

Go in...

Father, you are going to pull
my eyes out.

Sorry, sorry.

I was having breakfast
when you interrupted me.

Allow me, I'll be right with you.

That guy...

Come here, look.
This way.

- Come on, chief, go ahead.
- Come, this way.

It seems some roots
are destroying my floors.

That's going to be a problem,
Father.

Everything seems to grow
in this wholly ground.

I want to get some of it
on my head to see what grows.

Yes, right?

I can never find that goddamn key.

But the door is open, Father.

Look.

For goodness' sake.

By the way, I also sell locks.

Help me.

This is witchcraft.

So it seems, Father.

- Who could have done this?
- Judas knows.

Come. Help me get this
off here.

But he's already dead, Father.

Yes, but we must get rid of it
before it scares the whole village.

Come, now.

No, no, no, no.
I won't touch that.

Those things give me the creeps.

With those brave looks,
and you are just a chicken.

Don't worry.

What's wrong, Father?
What is it?

What is...?

Easy.

What's wrong, Father?

¡Help, help!

Come.

The Father's gone nuts.

The Father's gone nuts.

- The devil's gotten into him.
- Father, Father, Father.

Wait here while I go get something.

Relax, Father.

Relax.

- I'll have to hit him.
- Ready.

Our Father.

Yours, maybe.

What happened?

Father Simón is possessed.

CENTRAL MARKET
CITY OF GUATEMALA

Fruit-

So what...

there's frozen chicken
all year round?

Of course, Captain,

but have your chili first, please.

I'm tired of these pittances.

But I have larger ones,

no problem.

How are your toasts, Captain?

Good?

No wonder your make these.
You barely even use any sauce.

I can make you another one
with more sauce. No problem.

Do you want another one?

No, I still haven't finished
this one.

You complaint about the sauce,
but I'll give you this one

that has a lot of sauce.

- Ok.
- There you go.

But it will cost you double.

- The price of the sauce has gone up.
- Keep it.

- But I still pay it, right?
- Tomatoes are very expensive.

Speaking of which, Captain,

tell me...

when will you settle
your account?

It's been a year.

Let's not exaggerate.

I can still wait
another three months.

- Do you have any pork rinds?
- My God, Captain.

For you, I have pork rinds
with hair

if you want them.

And for desert?

I can give you some pies
or I can give you

a good chancleta.

What is that?

The chancleta is prepared
with mirliton.

But I have a special pie
just for you, Captain.

- No, no, keep your chancleta.
- Pie, pie.

You'll love it.

Excuse me, are you the Captain?

Well, who else?

Nice to meet you.
I am Magalí de la Rosa.

I spoke with you one the phone.

You are as pretty as your voice.

Thank you.

This chair is free.

Take a seat, please.

- Hi, how are you?
- Good morning.

Toast?

Yes, a little bit.
I come from Izabal.

No, I mean this kind.

Oh, ok, let's eat one.

Salsa or guacamole?

Guacamole is fine.

On with guacamole.

We have guacamole.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

Ok, Magalí, tell me
what's going on.

Where can I start?

I work for the Ministry
of Health.

Really?
Great.

Well, I was sent to Izabal
to investigate a massive infection.

A red tie?

No.

A cursed village.

Sure.

It's called Creek Negro.

Yes, I've been there.

A lot of flies.

The church's Father suffered

a horrible attack.

Townspeople say it was caused
by supernatural forces.

Let's not get carried away.

Better tell me what happened.

The first diagnosis was epilepsy.

But, as you know, epilepsy

is not a contagious condition.

Twenty-three cases?

We even checked the water
and we couldn't find anything.

I don't believe that.

Well...

they seem to be...

possessed or something like that.

Look, Magalí, I always say
that the most important thing

in this life is keeping one's mind.

That is why we need your help.

Let's move on to unpleasant things.
Travel expenses.

We already booked you
a luxury room.

That's a good deal.
Look.

I've heard some things
about you.

That the Sun gives me freckles.

No.

That you are the most upright man
in the world.

But that's only
when I'm not seating down.

Well, this people don't even have
where to seat down.

Look, Magalí,
I really want to help you.

Really, with all my heart.

But... how can I say this?

This is a bad time for me,
really.

Here you have an advance.

The bad time has passed.

Tell me, how can I say no

to such a pretty smile?

Really?
Thank you, Captain.

You really make avocado
test better.

You should try my guacamole.

It's too hot.

How boring.
There's no one here.

Things only get interesting
when the fair's in town. Been there?

I only go for the last day,
because there's a lot of people.

I try not to go anymore,
because every time I go

I fall in love with someone.

Yes, with the ones who sell
the tickets for the rides.

I don't do it for tickets.
I do it for love.

Yes, but not with anyone.

That's right, that's right.

- You fall in live in every corner.
- That's not true.

My mum told me never to do it
in the corners.

Otherwise people get certain ideas
and that's not good.

Looks like they are
from other town,

because they seem lost.

Yes, look, the girl seems to be
from the Capital.

It broke down.

And he is kind of good looking.

And why did it break down?

Because it's hot.

Should we get some water in it?

Yes, but I already drank
all of it.

It's too hot.

Maybe they have some.

Let's go

ask them, if not anything else,
we can at least

get a free taco.

I'd rather have fruit.
Come.

Get your shirt there...

we will sell some bananas.

Good morning.

Good morning to you.

- Good morning!
- What can we do for you?

How are you, my princesses?

- Fine, thanks.
- A little hot and bitten.

- But willing to sell.
- I like that.

See?
Wild.

Do you, by any chance,

have some water?
Our car broke down.

It overheated.

That piece of junk?

It's a classic model, girl.

A classic that breaks down

everywhere.

Look, in my town that is just
a piece of junk.

But can you give me

some water for my piece of junk?

Can you help us a little bit
with our sells?

We haven't sold anything.

A little blessing?

Yes...

Not many cars come this way,

and the first one broke down
over there.

Do you have mammee?

You are crazy.

- You like mammee, Captain?
- I love it.

What is that?

It's a fruit,

this size,

that looks like a sapota.

We have no mammee.
We only have bananas.

- Only bananas?
- Bananas, they are good.

Only bananas!
Then let's eat some.

I'll buy you some, but you
will give me some water, ok?

That's the deal.
We must help them.

And where is Father Simón?

At Izabal's mental hospital.

And when did you build that?

When they enacted the prohibition.

The prohibition?

They couldn't stand it.

It used to be a healing center.

And where is that hospital?

Here.

Right by the town.

I want to take a look
at that possessed priest.

I must tell you
it's not a pretty sight.

You don't get to be Captain
watching pretty things.

Let's go, then.

Ok, let's go.

"Healthy Grounds
Izabal Mental Hospital".

Healthy Grounds.

They do that all day long.

We have all been fools
once in our lives.

And what are they doing?

It seems they are playing dodgeball,
or something like that.

Dodgeball.
And where's the ball?

Poor guy,

he doesn't have a ball.

Goal, goal.

Oh.

Five quetzals, bro.

That's right.

Captain...

And I left my bag
in the car.

That's right.
Thanks, thanks.

An admirer?

No.

He's big.

I hadn't seen him.

Father...

Hello!

Hi, Father, we are here

to visit you. Hello!

How are you?
How are you? How are you?

Hello, Father,
how are you doing?

He looks possessed.

No, no, no, no.

Calm down.
We are only here to talk.

Father. Father.

Simón...

Father, do you remember
how you got here?

Simón.

Can you tell me

what happened?

Simón.

Father,

Do you understand
what I'm saying?

Simón.

You see?

He's lost his marbles.

Marbles, marbles,

marbles, marbles.

Easy. Easy.

Look, I brought you something.

Cookies.

Cookies. How nice.

Eat them, eat them.

That's tasty.

There, there, there.

There.

Enough?

Simón.

Now we are getting there,

right?

Calm down.

Calm down. Calm down!

Simón!

Calm down. Easy.

This priest has no cure.

The TV doesn't open,

it's not a microwave.
Understand how it's used...

Ouch.

- Hello, how are you?
- Hello.

- I am Dr. Lucas.
- I can tell.

George Lucas.

I am here to see the patient.

How's everything going?

That's right, warm up.
You will play today.

He is the captain of the tam.

A snack? A snack.

No, thanks.

A message for our audience?

No.

As Pep Castro once said,
greetings to all our viewers.

Try them, Captain,
they are great.

They are not great,

they are excellent.
That's the truth.

In fact they leave them for me

at my office door.

Some other time maybe.

How is he, doctor?

Incredibly hot due to menopause.

I'm stiffing.

Not you, the patient.

Oh, yeas.

We were just talking about him

with my colleague doctors

and we reached a conclusion.

His condition can be summarized
in two word.

Who knows?

But it was really hard.
We couldn't reach a conclusion.

But what did you find out, doctor?

Well... how can I put this?
He's very close to losing his mind.

What do you think caused it?

Please, look at him.

Can't you see it?

Can't you...?

Can't you see it, sir?

Those are negrological damages.

- What?
- Negrological.

Don't you mind neurological?

I like talking
with well-versed people.

You studied medicine.
I can tell, I can tell...

you look fabulous!

But what could have caused
the damage?

Calm down, calm down,

calm down, calm down.
I know this affects you,

but we are looking into it.

Come closer.
Come closer.

Maybe he was dropped
when he was borne.

Sometime babies slip
from the doctor's hands

and bounce off the basket
they have in the hospital.

But it can also be a shock

caused by a new tax.

Or maybe he saw his mother in law

up-close, you know
that can be terrible.

I will tell you some day.
Do you know what else is possible?

Maybe he ate something
that didn't agree with him.

Some...
And he developed something.

So you think that something
he drank

or ate got him nuts?

We are looking into it.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

But if we find out
what got him crazy,

we will send him to the madhouse

in a hospital of my choosing.
I'll get in touch with you.

You are not very far away
from it yourself, right?

- Excuse me?
- Nothing...

Come on.
There's no bread here.

If you are hungry,
you can visit our diner.

Today we have a happy hour...

of crazy corn.

How great.

Great, great.

- Ok, thank you, doc.
- At your service.

Move.

They left already.

Simón.

Well, there's no one
to welcome us,

but this is Creek Negro.

And those red paintings
on the doors?

The houses of the disease.

I knew they couldn't all be

tamale shops.

You are really funny.

- You think?
- Yes.

This is the village's church.

It's quite picturesque.

Yes, but it's closed
ever since they found the bones.

What bones?

The hanging bones.

Understood.

I'm here.

You scared the hell out of me.

Sorry.

Where you inside the church?

Captain,

he is the village's healer.

Tepoy Tucul.

No, thanks.

My name is Tepoy Tucul.

That's better,
it sounded really bad.

And you are?

Captain Orellana,
at your service.

The Captain came here
to help us with our investigation.

Than you, Captain.

On the contrary, Tucul.

Tucul here knows everything.

- Everything?
- Everything.

Everything.

Ok, then, let him go first.

We can start...

this way.

We haven't found anything here
or in the church.

Ok, let's see.

Captain, I think...

What's wrong with him?
Was he dump by his girlfriend?

These bones are

the ones that started
all of this.

No one dares touch them.

Don't touch them!

The devil can get into you.

The devil is not so ugly
as he is painted.

It needs a hand.

No, no, no, don't worry.

I can do it on my own.

I mean the skeleton.

I noticed.

What can you see, Captain?

Nothing.

Now I can.

We can do some tests
if you want.

I doubt he will answer you.

Did you find anything, Captain?

Yes.

It seems she was a woman

about 80 years old

or so.

How can you tell?

Because of its very high levels

of osteoporosis.

How interesting.

She's possessed.

What can we do, Captain?

The most important thing
in this life is keeping one's mind.

Shut up.
Calm down. Calm down.

No, no, no, no, no.
Calm down. Calm down.

Calm down, calm down.

- She'll bite you, Captain.
- Easy, easy.

- Calm down, madam.
- I've got her.

Careful, she'll bite you.

Her teeth, her teeth.

- Help him.
- He is the Captain.

- Why would he need my help?
- Just help him.

Careful, Captain.

Let him go, let him go.

Catch her, Tucul.

I've got her.
I've got her.

- Easy, madam, easy.
- Calm down.

Easy, breathe, breathe.
Come on, breathe.

There, there, there.

How are you, Captain?

Covered in drool.

Sorry, Captain,

but there are

other forces involved here.

Like the force of gravity,
my friend.

This is impossible.

We are at a total loss.

Calm down.

I can figure out
where this skeleton came from.

Really?

How?

As you can see here,

this cut in the hand shows

that this was missing a hand.

Missing a hand?
So?

So, once we get the lady
to the hospital

we can ask

whether they have a woman
missing a hand on record,

and then we go to the graveyard

and look her up.

Really?

Are you being serious, Captain?

Very serious, Magalí.

Serious as a graveyard.

Be very careful.

With everything, Tucul.

With everything.

- Come, come, come.
- Come, madam.

- Come, come.
- Up, that's it.

Easy, easy, calm down.

There's a lot of money at stake.

You can increase your savings
today, with Bantrab.

¿Hello?
¿Natalio?

This is Tucul.

- What do you want, Tucul?
- We have a problem, Natalio.

A captain came here
to investigate.

A tough guy.

With hairs in his chest.

What's his name?

His name is Orellana.

And where is he now?

He's on his way to the graveyard

to find the tomb.

I will find him there.

No,

just kill him.

Ok, ok, ok.

Doctor, we bring you
another patient.

That's terrible.
Terrible.

Oh...

Come.

Let her go.

She'll come on her own.

This is how you treat them.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

What happened to that lady?

It's a problem

that's affecting Creek Negro.

I wanted to ask you...

where do you keep
the patient files?

- The files?
- Yes, yes.

Accessing the patient files
is quite hard.

Dr. Lucas doesn't allow
anyone there.

There's no problem.
He sent me here.

- With you.
- Really?

No, no, no, don't blink.

Don't blink.

Because...

your eyes are beautiful.

No, really.

Do you think your father
can lend me the mold

he used to make
such a sweet candy.

Can we see the files now?

Do you really want to see

- the files?
- Yes.

Do you want me to show them
to you?

- A quick look.
- Ok.

Such a beautiful girl.

PUERTO BARRIOS
PUBLIC GRAVEYARD

We must find the tomb
of Mrs. Euforia Quijada,

who loss a hand

to a snake bite.

Are we safe here, Captain?

Like my Bantrab account.

What are you doing with that?

I'm going to eat it.

No, not the banana.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

I am here to find the tomb

of a relative of mine.

- What was her name?
- Euforia Quijada.

When did she die?

1999.

- Let's see if I can help you.
- Thank you.

Thank you, my friend.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

Good evening.

Let's go.

I'm afraid, Captain.

What's the most important thing
in this life?

Eh...

Keeping one's mind?

That's the right answer.

Here it is.

It's just as you said.

Not even the dead

can rest in peace any more.

Can you smell that?

It wasn't me.

It smells like cigar smoke.

Get down.

Get down.

Turn off your flashlight.

Don't move at all.

No, Captain.

That was dangerous.

Let's see

if that idiot comes by.

He must come through here.

There is no other path.

Do you know what bothers me
the most about being here?

What?

That I'm missing my soap opera:

Revel Love.

Today's was the last episode.

And I am missing it

because of that Captain.

Toña!

- What?
- There.

- What
- What do you have there?

- There!
- Where?

Between your breasts.

- Like you didn't know!
- No, look.

Freeze.

Watch out, Captain!

You are going down, Captain.

I don't think so.

Go, go, go.

Captain!

Are you alright, Magalí?

Yes, thank God.
How are you?

Not that good.

Who were them?

I didn't really have a chance
to ask them.

I heard them calling you Captain.

They were waiting for us.

Nine millimeters.

Not exactly a Mickey Mouse toy.

But how did they know
we would be here?

Maybe they are witches.

Those frogs are huge.

And they are still green.

Poor guys.

Bless you.

Captain.

I just wanted to have
some coffee.

How are you?

I could use some sugar.

Sorry, Captain.

Do you have anything
I can use to dry myself?

Just a banana leaf.

You turned out to be really green.

Where you cooking something
by any chance?

Yes, a sweet tamale.

Stay for lunch.

Please.

Sounds tasty.

- I could eat.
- Come in.

Thank you.
Excuse me.

Nice pet.

Come in.

Come in, come in.

Please,

make yourselves at home.

That's better.

They are almost ready.

Great, because I'm hungry.

Tell me, Captain,

what did you find
at the graveyard?

Only cold people.

I'm sorry.

But they can no longer be sorry
about anything, Tucul.

You were right.

This village's problem
is entirely...

inexplicable.

Maybe now you will respect
the horned one a bit more.

Just a little bit.

What do you say we thank
the Lord first?

You are welcome.

The Lord.

Oh, please, you are the guests.

Magalí, would you like
to bless these salty food?

Ok.

Let's close our eyes.

Our Father,

which art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name;

thy kingdom come;

thy will be done,
in earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive them

that trespass against us.

And lead us not

into temptation;

but deliver us from evil.

Amen.

- Amen.
- Amen.

Alright.

Alright.

Bon appétit, Captain.

- Aha.
- Aha.

What's going on?

Tucul stinks.

There's no need to say that.

I don't know what you are taking
about, Captain.

You poisoned Father Simón.

- No.
- Yes.

I didn't.

Yes, you did.

You are wrong, Captain.

We'll see,, as a blind guy
once said.

What did you throw at him?
Answer me.

White magic.

It's detergent.

No!

No!

Careful, Captain!

Who do you work for Tucul?

Answer me, Tucul.

Answer me.

Answer me, Tucul.

We lost him.

He is also infected.

There is no infection.

Then what's going on?

Frog milk.

The frog's milk
is a neurotoxin

that can cause people to suffer

visions, convulsions,
and even schizophrenia.

That's what happened
to Father Simón.

Maybe.

Tucul...

What did you find?

The number of the beast

that tried to kill us.

This idiot had a plan.

No.

It's a prepaid phone

and it's out of credit.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.
Who is this?

Hello, it's me.

Who?

Sorry, could you put me through
to Euforia?

Who?

Isn't that the house

of Mrs. Euforia Quijada?

Look, sir,

Euforia doesn't live here
or there, because she is dead.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

She kicked the bucket

over ten years ago.

No wonder, then.

No wonder what?

It's just that
we were calling because...

we are about to close

her savings account

due to...

lack of activity.

What account
are you talking about?

Her account with...

Bantrab.

Her savings,

she kept them at Bantrab.

And tell me...

how much money is there
in that account?

With interests, it totals...

some...

ten thousand quetzals

and 59 cents.

Fifty-nine cents.

And ten thousand quetzals.

Look, I'm her grandson.

Ok, but I have to check that.

My name is Natalio Quijada.

I am my grandma's grandson.

I am at her store right now.

It's a pleasure, Mr. Quijada.

You can give all of your data
to my secretary.

Put me through to her.

Nice talking to you,
Mr. Quijada.

Good afternoon, Mr. Quijada.

Who was that?

My grandma.

We've got them.

You are the best, Captain.

What did you find out?

He says he lives in a store.

- Across the Pichilingo River.
- ¿Pichilingo?

Pichilingo, Pichilingo, Pichilingo.

I met a boatman a few days ago.

Be careful, those go
from port to port.

No...

He works for the hotel.
They call him the Fly.

The Fly?

And why do they call him that?

Because he's everywhere.

Well, then,

let's catch the Fly.

This way, Captain.

That was a nice kitten.

Here?

Fly.

Fly.

Mr. Fly?

Let's not exaggerate.

I'll be right there.

Jesus,

those are not coconuts.

Hello, Mr. Fly.
How's everything going?

How are you?

Pretending to work, as usual.

You wouldn't want to get tired.

Let me introduce you to...

- Captain Orellana.
- What's up?

Nice to meet you.

How are you?

The Captain wanted a few minutes
of your time.

Sure. Does he want to go boating,
sky, play chess,

jump the rope.

We are looking for two persons.

Two suspects.

I am a detective.

Like the ones in movies?

Exactly.

Let's see, Mr. Fly,

what can you tell me
about Natalio Quijada?

Natalio Quijada?

He owns

a store quite far away from here.

And what about his girl?

Antonia Pistolas?

That's the one I'm looking for.

We are not talking about
the 12 apostles. Right?

Right. What else do you know
about them?

Well... Natalio spent some 20 years

in jail for killing
his brother.

What a crook.

Yes.

And do you know how to get
to that store?

Yes, it's across

the Pichilingo River.

Pichilingo.
Pichilingo...

Pichilingo, Pichilingo.

Ms. Magalí.

That Pichilingo is not for you.

What do you mean?
I'm going with you.

Look...

I cannot risk your beautiful...
future.

But you are going
into the Lion's den.

I'm not Daniel.

May the Lord be with you.

I've got him here.

We will go in from the back.

They are not going to like that.

Can you see that pier?
It was named after my father,

who drowned there with a lot
of gringos some time ago.

My father...

Well, the same thing
will happen to me some day.

So... Pichilingo River.

Pichilingo River, yes.

How long have you been
a boatman?

Well...

it's been a while.
My dad...

mi granddad, my great-granddad,
they were all boatmen.

But none of us ever learned

how to swim.

That is why I have
my insurance policy right here.

Just as a precaution.

This boar isn't mine,
and if something happens

I have to get it ashore
no matter what.

I can be walking
on the river bed,

but I have to get
to the other side.

And what's the strangest thing
you've ever seen on the boat?

I once saw a fat man
changing his clothes in it.

That's a nice shirt.

It's an Adolfo.

Sorry, Mr. Adolfo Orellana.

No, I mean the shirt
is an Adolfo.

Oh, cool.

Look at that.

We have a guest.

Good luck there are no monkeys
this time, man.

Poor animals.

One has to be well dressed

to capture these guys,
right?

It's not a matter
of being well dressed.

The important thing
is to fool them.

Yes? What are you going as?

Guess.

A dressmaker's apprentice?

No, no, no, no.

An accountant?

No, no, no, no.

Please, anything but...

- A salesman.
- A salesman.

That's a bad disguise.

Here we kick salesmen
out of our houses.

You'll see that won't happen to me.

Well, my friend, look here.

The final touch.

Here some people wear glasses

to read and others to haunt,
right?

There are magnifications
for everything.

That is Natalio's boat.

- That one?
- Yes.

Wait for me here.

You won't be long, right?

I have a match

with the guys from AA

and they give me a quetzal
for each lemonade batch.

They are prepared for a long trip.

Toña, hurry up.

And what are you doing?

You lazy slob.

I'm the one
who wears the pants here.

You didn't buy sugar.

What do you want?

Go-Good... good,
good, aft-aft...

How are you doing?

What's the matter with you?

It's j-just that I-I'm

a lit-little bit
of a stu-stu-stu...

- Stupid.
- Stu-stu-stu...

Stutterer.

Well, a little bit.

So?

I ca-ca-ca...

ca-ca-ca-ca...

came here be-because

I'm se-se-selling...

these, these-these-these

Bi-Bi-Bi-Bibles.

You?

Ye-ye-yes...

Yes.

And how do you do it
with that stuttering?

- You do have a good rhythm.
- I have my method.

And what's that?

Either you buy me a Bible

or I'll read it for you.

Natalio!

Someone's here for you.

Come in, please.

With-with-with...

- Just come in, man.
- Here I go.

Tha-tha-

There's the one who wears
the pants. Here, look.

With-with-with...

Come in, man.

Move,

you are not invisible.

So-so-so-sorry.

Antonia.

My coffee?

This one can't do anything right.

Won't you offer me a coffee?

What do you want here?

I am here to ask you

some questions, my friend.

And you are?

That's not important,
Natalio Quijada.

That's me.

I spoke with Tucul.

I don't know him.

How weird.

This is his phone.

And here is your number.

Pick up, you lazy slob.

Easy.

One of us will die here.

Your call.

I killed my brother
for less than this, Captain.

For less.

I know what I'm dealing with.

And you are not talking
to a child either.

Antonia.

Where's your

Bi-Bi-Bible now?

You bought it from me.

Hands up.

Raise them.

You've gone too far.

- A question.
- What?

- Can I lower my arms?
- Yes.

You have a nice gun, Captain.

You can't complaint yourself.

Taurus, nine millimeters.
Nice.

And it has a charging chamber.

Of course.

And it has no safety lock.

Of course not.

Well, aren't you fresh?

How funny.

What should we do with this fatty?

Don't call me fatty.

Let's drown him in the river.

This one will go down easy.

Or he will float.

Just one more thing.

What is it?

You are surrounded.

The fat guy is escaping.
To the truck!

Hurry up.

Run.

Run.

Fat bastard.

Go, Fly, go.

They are not going anywhere.
I sabotaged their boat.

Hit him, hit him.

Gross!

I won't let him

ruin my plans.

Move.

This thing won't start.

Did you find what you were
looking for, Captain?

Something like that, pal.

Something like that.

And what are you doing here?

What can you tell me
about Natalio Quijada?

Quijada, Quijada.

It sounds familiar.

I don't know him.

Then who sells you your snacks?

Antonia.

You do know her.

Who?

Antonia.

Yes, she comes here
every afternoon

to visit her boyfriend.

I thought she was
Natalio's girlfriend.

Who?

- Antonia.
- Antonia.

Do you know her?

Who is Antonia's boyfriend?

You won't want to meet that one.

Why not?

He's meaner than a junkyard dog.

It's terrible.

What is this?

It's my check book.

It's still horrible.

Ramiro Chet,

the serial killer.

Really?

A bad guy.

- I'm familiar with his case.
- You do?

Then you know he suffers
from migraines caused by lights

and fault smells.

But here

we are always prepared.

Garlic salt?

He's not a vampire.

Don't laugh.
This is serious.

And where is that Chet?

In the dungeons.
We have him under custody

and isolated.

In full darkness.

Not even I can find him.

Follow me to the dungeons.

You can stay here
if you wish.

You, come.

Guard.
Guard.

Dr. Lucas, open up, please.

We are here.

Daddy.

Come, open the door.

Come in.

Come in.
Don't be afraid, please.

It's just a routine visit.

Don't be afraid.
Careful with the rats.

They are quite hungry.

Hello, doc.

And also...
I would advise you

not to get very close to them,
because they are quite unstable.

- An who is that one?
- That's Cup.

The one missing an ear.

And here we have the Shadow,

he's another
very dangerous intern.

And we also have Compote.

- Compote?
- His name is Herbert.

But follow me, follow me.

Here we have the fiercest

and most dangerous inmates
in the country.

No, no, no, please,
don't stop.

We cannot even feed them
because they get crazy.

They have a very special diet.

And here we have...
this is our pantry.

Here we have everything we eat
in one month.

Nothing will happen there.

Follow me, please.

And here we have Ramiro's cell.

Ramiro?

Ramiro, you have visitors.

Ra...
Little guy.

Open up.

He's happy

because today is his birthday.

- Congratulations.
- Yes...

We will have cake later.
Come in.

You can say hello to him.

Is it safe?

Sure.

Well, well, well.

- There's no one here.
- No, there isn't.

What?

There's no one here.

What happened?

Where is he?
He's gone.

Little guy, tell everyone
he's gone.

He's gone.
He's gone.

Don't touch that, Captain.
That's gross.

He doesn't fit there.

He dug a tunnel.

And we just finished mopping.

How long ago?

About a month.

Tell the Coast Guard
there's a killer on the loose.

¡Yes! ¡Guys!

Tell the Coast Guard
he escaped.

What are we going to do?

There's a light at the end
of the tunnel.

- Not your best day.
- Shut up.

I'm finally free!

You are finally mine!

He's finally yours, bro.

I brought you your stuff.

Well done.

I made this one.

You better move aside.

Take your clothes off.

Make a decision already.

Not you, idiot.

Now...

wash yourself.

Now...

dry yourself.

Slower.

My favorite t-shirt.

Now...

hug me.

My sweet little girl.

- Let's go, man.
- Shut up!

The Captain will come for us.

What Captain?

Well...

Ha-hadn't I told you about him?

No.

Now...

hug me.

Let's get to the boat.

Come on, you drive.

Faster.
Faster!

"Oh my God, my car".

Faster, Magalí.

Get closer, get closer.

Step on it.

It won't go any faster.

Get down, my love.

Get closer, get closer.

I thought I would fall off
in that turn.

Here.

Captain!
What happened?

Bad news.

They are going towards the castle.

They're trying to escape.

Stay here.

No, don't leave me alone
again, Captain.

What is the most important
thing in this life?

Who says

- I'm losing my mind?
- That's better.

If you see anything,

just whistle.

No, no, I'll better honk.

Ok.

Yes, because I don't know
how to whistle.

Magalí.

No, wait, wait.

- What?
- Wait, wait.

You lost an earring.

Where?

There.

Freeze.
Freeze.

Don't kill me.

Antonia Pistolas.

Without your guns
you are just a woman.

Captain!

Quit the jokes, Captain.

I only joke when I'm serious.

- Do something, then.
- Freeze.

Let's trade off, Captain.

And why would I want
this crazy gunwoman?

Crazy gunwoman your mother.

Well yes, she's the one
who taught me how to shoot.

- You should have killed him.
- Shut up.

Captain.

I can smell the fear.

No.

Thor some condiments
at him, Magalí.

That's not fear.

Captain!
Captain!

Captain.
My Captain.

They hit me.

God, where?

Where?

Here.

In my favorite shirt.

Oh, my God.

Guns are only good for evil.

And for ruining shirts.

No.
Antonia!

Antonia!

Antonia, I failed you.
I failed you.

No, you didn't fail.

You hit me in a buttock.

I'll be thinking of you Captain.

And not because you are pretty.

Well, you are no Luis Miguel
either.

My pills.

Oh, Chet.

That was the hell of a fall.

Actually, it was a banana.

Stop.

You are under arrest.

No.

I'm screwed.

Captain!

Thank you very much,
Captain Orellana.

You are welcome, Major.

Ceviche for tomorrow?

Thank you.

Hey, you.

Ok, let's do it.

Get to it.

Come on, Antony,

a little bit more, ok?

And quite a lot, because,
he's quite heavy.

About 300 pounds?

- I'd say 350.
- It's heavy.

There you go.

- Let's go.
- Come on.

It's hot here.

Let's go.

- Antony.
- What happened?

What are these pills?

That's weird.
Where did you find them?

On the dead guy.

What are you talking about?

See...

Joaco here found some pills.

Those are suppositories.
Be careful.

Don't you want one?

- They are only vitamins.
- No, no, thank you.

I think this one was crazy

and throw himself off the castle.

Really?

Maybe because of a broken heart.

Let me see them.

Eyes on the road.
You're going to crash.

Just look at them sideways.

I can drive with one hand.

Easy.

- Paco.
- What's up?

- Do you have a light, Paquito?
- Yes.

This one.

- That's huge.
- A smaller one, Paco...

I don't know why you carry
that one around.

You went up Mateo Flores' tower
to steal it.

I had a silver one
this long.

It was over there.

Isn't that your light, Paco?

That's my light.

That's it.

Yes.

- Where did you get it?
- They brought me from abroad.

Look at it sideways, Paquito.
What do you think?

- Ugly.
- Oh, that's horrible.

Drive, man.

You go.

Ok, let's take a look.

Listen up, boy.

Captain.

Captain, Captain.

I'm sorry.

Are you hurt?

I fell off the cloud
I was on.

Yes, you were even snoring.

You also fell from the heavens.

Thank you.

- What happened?
- Let's go.

The people of Creek Negro
is waiting for us.

Ok.

Did you meet your informant
already?

No, he said he would meet me
at the village.

I don't know what information
he's got.

I hope you can catch him.

That's the idea.

Look, the pretty side.

Wow.

I wish there were more,
but, you know...

Don't be ashamed, Ms. Magalí.

And look.

I'm looking for
a different reward.

Does it say ten thousand
or one hundred thousand?

One hundred thousand.

No, because it's missing a cero.

But that little cero
is not important.

Plus,

What's the most important thing
in this life?

- Keeping one's mind.
- That's it.

See, I learned.

Well, you know what?

Here.

Give this to Father Simón.

Captain...

You are a really great person.

But don't cry

because you'll make me cry
and you will wrinkle.

Than you, Captain.

Let's go, I still want
to change my clothes.

You should go like that.

Are you crazy?

Good afternoon.
Welcome.

Take a seat, please.
We are about to start.

Welcome.
Sit down, please.

This way, son.

Sit down.

Thank you all for coming.

Captain, excuse me,
could you be so kind

as to explain us what's going on
in our village?

Take a look at this poor man.
Look at his face.

As I always say,

to the point.

On the morning of the crime,
Father Simón was having

a delicious, succulent
and exquisite sweet tamale.

But said breakfast has been

seasoned by Tucul.

By Tucul?

Frog milk.

That's witchcraft.

You could say that, but no.

Father Simón reacted
to the toxin

with a violent epilepsy attack.

That made him seem possessed

by Beelzebub.

Beelze-what?

Bu.

Beelzebub,
Mephistopheles, Lucifer.

- The devil.
- What the hell?

The good news

is that Father Simón
will recover.

We don't know when,

but he will recover.

And what happened

to us, Captain?

You don't have anything.
You're healthier than milk.

Your problem can be qualified

as a case

of... pure fear.

Pure fear?

I'm not afraid of anything,
Captain.

Fear causes

hyperventilation,

which causes panic attacks

and actually causes people
to look quite funny.

Does that mean we are not crazy?

I don't know about that,
but you are not possessed.

But who could do something
like that to Father Simón?

As you can see here,

Ramiro Chet dug a tunnel

to escape prison.

Unfortunately, Natalio Quijada

gave him the wrong directions.

That's why he came out here.

And for them to be able
to complete their evil plan,

the had to deceive all of you

making you believe
old wives tales.

But...

Captain Orellana prevented that
from happening.

My hero.
You are a great man.

Yes, that's why man pants
don't fit.

Thank you, my love.

Ok, ok, ok.

Enough love for one day, ok?

Hurray for Captain Orellana.

- Hurray!
- Hurray!

Ok.

Now, who wants a sweet tamale?

They are from Cambray.

Captain.

Captain, look.

Someone pushed me.

Get off me, Asisclo.

I had to tell you something
right now.

Speak, speak, speak.

They found Ramiro Chet.

- Chet!
- Yes.

Where is he?
Where is he?

In Costa Rica's forest.

Well, I will give him
a good lesson.

You are not going over there,
are you?

Like my name's Orellana.

I'll drive.

Why would you drive

when we can fly?

Dammit.

BY AIR

BY SEA

Captain Orellana.

Go, go, go.

BY LAND

BY STUPID

I'm a detective.

Like the ones in movies?

No, no, no, no.

Exactly.

HE ALWAYS STUMBLES INTO

SUPERNATURAL MYSTERIES

I was sent to Izabal
to investigate a massive infection.

A red tie?

A cursed village.

The church's Father

suffered a horrible attack.

This is witchcraft.

Townspeople say it was caused
by supernatural forces.

What's wrong, Father?

What happened?

Father Simón is possessed.

Captain,
he is the village's healer.

Tepoy Tucul.

No, thanks.

He's running away.

Hurry up.

Careful, Captain!

This way, Captain.

It's hot here.

Flying with you is really nice
and funny.

Thank you. Same to you.

This doesn't end here, Captain.

I know what I'm dealing with.

You are not talking
to a child either.

This doesn't end here!

What are you doing?

Don't worry, madam.
I am a Captain.

Military?

No, Orellana.

CAPTAIN ORELLANA
AND THE CURSED VILLAGE

Easy.

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