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Oh, yeah. You're ready to murder.
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Come on, dammit.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Stress wrenching, huh?
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I figured you was over here wrenching
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because of your fine-ass sister,
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which I get.
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But now that I see your sorry-ass face,
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it ain't all grief.
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You lookin' guilty as a motherfucker.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right?
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I did something behind Quiet's back.
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- So? - So?
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I don't know what I'm gonna do about it, man.
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- I never lied to her before. - Hold up.
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You saying you never lied to your girl before?
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No.
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Hey! What you doing, man?
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Just checking to see if your bitch ass
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got any nuts down there.
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You're going to get your answer
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when I smoke your rusty ass.
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You make a run at me, I will end you.
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Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything.
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Feel me?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mine.
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Heh, good morning, Quiet.
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Sorry, I slept in.
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I forgot how good a pillow feels.
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Is that our gun?
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Ah, don't worry about it. We'll get another one.
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Roadkill was begging for some upgrades,
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so I figured I'd just jump on it.
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You're in a very good mood. It's weird.
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I'm just excited to get out there
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and show these losers what Quohn can do.
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It's Quiet and John.
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No, I will not be participating in Quohn.
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Th-th-that's fine. Quohn's in the rearview.
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Fuck Quohn!
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Roadkill is ready to go.
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The last thing we need to figure out
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is the boomerang blast.
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Now do we mount it,
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or do we keep it in the back for emergencies?
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Back.
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It's going to be very hard to kill someone
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with a gun that heavy.
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I'll have you know, I've killed tons of people
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with a gun just like this,
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dozens of dudes.
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I'm a frickin' murder slut.
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So should we, uh--
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No, no, she's not our responsibility.
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We just have to focus on the mission.
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Right, the mission.
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Damn, there are some tight buttholes in here.
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We will be killing each other soon.
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You're outsiders. So what else is new?
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Hey, Stretch Armstrong.
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What's your sicky little wishy?
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Bitch, I ain't telling you shit.
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What if it's birthday cake rules?
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If I say my wish, it won't come true.
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Hmm.
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We wish for the same thing as all parents.
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For our child to grow up happy, loved,
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and wanting for nothing.
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Nothing except the end of this world
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and the rise of a new reality formed from his image.
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How about you?
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Let me guess. A complexion?
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I wish to feel warm again.
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Well, you might if you stop lugging around
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those massive fucking igloos. Holy shit.
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You guys talking about wishes? Overrated.
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I don't even want one. You know why?
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'Cause I'm living the fucking dream.
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I told my bestie over here, and I was like,
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I don't want the pressure. You make the wish.
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I don't want to be on the hook for it.
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- And my wish-- - Guess what I wished for!
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I wished to exterminate humanity,
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let somebody else take over for once.
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Now you see the shit I gotta put up with?
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This freak got me smelling like Raid cologne.
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I wished for the ability to fly.
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Pretty sick, right?
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I was going to wish for a girthy ten-incher,
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but, you know, I've never had any complaints.
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I find that hard to believe.
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So what did you wish for then?
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Oh, yes, I'm dying to know.
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To bring down the city walls.
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- Which walls? - Of which cities?
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All of them.
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When we win, all the walls will come down.
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Damn. You're making us all look bad over here.
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We just think insiders and outsiders
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should finally be on an even playing field.
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Yeah. It's time for the outsiders
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to get their fair share.
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I knew you two were stupid,
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but I didn't realize you were naive.
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It'd be cute if it weren't so sad.
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It's not naive to fight for a better world.
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Oh, listen to yourself.
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Do you think you're some kind of superhero?
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Not with that greasy hair.
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O-kay, I think you look great.
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And that's not objectifying. I'm just supporting.
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People need walls. It simplifies things.
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You're either one or the other, inside or out.
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Look, all of your wishes
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are fucking stupid, okay?
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Me, I'm gonna be invincible.
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Ooh, widdle baby wants to be invincible?
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Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a diaper,
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so you don't shit yourself and run away?
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Hey, we got plenty of diapers if you need 'em.
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Fuck off!
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Welcome!
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To the much anticipated first round
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of the Twisted Metal tournament.
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Twelve cars will enter my labyrinth,
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but alas, there are only eight exit passes
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hidden throughout.
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Be sure to snag one,
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because if you attempt to leave the area without it,
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well, you'll be killed instantly.
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This is warehouse district warfare.
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You'll know where a pass is hidden
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by the pillars of red smoke.
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All except for you, John and Quiet.
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You two finished last in my qualifier,
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so I decided to spice things up a bit
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and give you two a small advantage
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for today's bloody festivities.
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This is a radar
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displaying the precise location of all eight passes.
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Cheaters!
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And that's not all.
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You'll also be getting a one minute head start.
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This is bullshit!
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Do you have a problem
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with the way I'm running my game, Raven?
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Good.
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I hope you and your vehicles are ready, my drivers,
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because it's time for the tournament to begin!
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So, what do you think, it's like a compass,
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one of those arrow things?
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Yo, maybe it's a line
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that shows you what road to drive down.
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That'll be sick!
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Whatever it is, I don't think it's worth
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the target you put on our backs.
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Come on. Giving us an advantage
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is like giving a lion a submachine gun.
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We're going to crush this round.
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And the next round we're going to destroy,
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and the round after that
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better kiss its sorry ass goodbye.
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Okay, well, let's just focus on this round first.
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Focus?
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I thought she should come with us.
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To remind us of the mission.
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She would want to be here.
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Here we go.
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Roadkill, your one minute begins now!
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Let's tear this shit up.
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Okay. Looks like the closest pass is east.
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Turn right here.
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Got it.
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- Dude, turn! - Got it!
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Not left, right!
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Shit, John. Take the next left.
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Got it.
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John!
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- John, you good? -Yeah.
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I have a great idea.
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How about you drive and I do the map thing?
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- But I drove last time. - I know, but, uh,
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this is really important, and I really love maps.
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- All right. - Okay.
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Ow. Jeez, ow! Oh, fuck. What the fuck, John?
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My bad.
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Jesus.
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We can't blow this head start.
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Stand down, Stu.
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Oh, good, 'cause we're running out of this stuff.
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No, this isn't about conservation.
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Yesterday, I really lost my cool.
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But you've inspired me to not hold grudges.
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So you don't hate Grimm anymore?
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Oh, no. I want to rip out his spine,
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but that does nothing for my legacy.
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History remembers the winner, Stuart.
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And much like the one-eyed Admiral Horatio Nelson,
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I've got my eye on the prize.
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Yeah, well, we could all live our lives
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a little more like Horatio Nelson.
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Make a left, I think.
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Oh, shit!
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You should have went right.
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Jesus, John, we have the advantage.
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Get it together.
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I'm sorry. There's so many triangles.
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What was that?
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Our minute's up.
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There goes our head start.
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Don't fuck me now!
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Outta my way, kids!
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Beep, beep!
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Axel coming through!
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- Yes. - Thank god.
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Oh! Whose hand is that?
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Who cares? Let's just get the pass
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- and get out of here. - Relax.
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Look, even with the radar,
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it took us a while to find this place.
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So it's going to take the others just as--
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Hey, there!
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Four of us going after one hot ticket?
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Reminds me of the blow bang Where I met Brenjamin.
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My jaw still clicks.
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Well, looks like we're having a party.
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And what's a party without a clown?
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Two clowns!
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Keep your hands off the hand, you weirdo.
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It's mine!
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No, no!
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Fly, my little penguin!
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Stop him, Preacher!
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That baby's got a gun!
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Yes!
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Whoo! I got it!
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Get your hands off, bitch.
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I called dibs!
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Come on, Stuart, let's scoot out of--
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Oh, man, I messed up.
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Nope, not gonna dwell on this.
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There's still a few passes left.
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What is this ice made of?
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Who the fuck shot that?
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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Oh...
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Looking for this?
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Yeah. And I'm gonna take it.
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I'd like to see you try.
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You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
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Good. 'Cause I'm not afraid to smash a pussy.
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You done yet?
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No, just needed a hand.
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Wait!
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God, I fucking killed him.
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Oh my God.
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Sixth pass has been secured.
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Two remain.
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What the hell happened to you!
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It turns out Vermin can really fight.
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I can't believe the creepy crawler lady
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got the pass.
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Shit. It was in my hand.
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Jesus, what the fuck is going on today?
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It's my fault. I'm tilting.
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00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,688
What the hell is tilting?
270
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,447
You make a few mistakes, then you get in your head.
271
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:03,171
No more superstitious bullshit.
272
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:04,930
We're a team, right? So we fix this.
273
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,343
You're right. Hey, there are two more passes.
274
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,517
One's a few blocks away.
275
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:09,033
All right, I'm taking a shortcut.
276
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,205
Come on!
277
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,654
Now your superstitious bullshit is rubbing off on me.
278
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:31,585
Fuck!
279
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,344
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
280
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:40,516
Yes!
281
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:57,447
Welcome back, Chuckie Floop.
282
00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:59,067
Holy shit, who said that?
283
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,688
New driver detected.
284
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:02,412
Would you like me to create a new profile?
285
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:05,516
Fuck! Fine, start a new profile! Go.
286
00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:06,792
Acknowledged.
287
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,136
New primary driver accepted.
288
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,447
Please state your name.
289
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,619
Fucking Mayhem. Just come on!
290
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,792
Welcome aboard, Fucking Mayhem.
291
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,102
Holy shit, a car that talks, okay.
292
00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:25,619
God damn it.
293
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,447
God, murder makes you extra sweaty!
294
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:29,964
Initiating AC.
295
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:32,378
Ah, thanks!
296
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:34,481
Okay, you can turn off!
297
00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,344
Turn off! Turn the fuck off!
298
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,724
Acknowledged.
299
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,688
All right, you got a name?
300
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,136
My current designation VIN
301
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:44,930
is number 4, B as in Boy, 1, Q as in quattro--
302
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:47,068
Yeah, Quattro's fine! You got to move faster.
303
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:50,137
Designation updated, Quattro.
304
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:57,930
Exterior damage sustained.
305
00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:00,171
Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
306
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,378
No, I don't need your help.
307
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:02,517
I just need to get out of here.
308
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:07,964
Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
309
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:09,826
Fine! If you think you're so good at driving,
310
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:10,826
just do it!
311
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,068
Acknowledged.
312
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:18,068
Oh, hell, yeah.
313
00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:38,619
Keep it steady,
314
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,000
and I'll smoke all these losers.
315
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,619
What?
316
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,964
Wait, this is the end?
317
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,516
How'd you do that?
318
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,482
-Maps. - Hmm.
319
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,723
Check it out, Stu. We're about to win.
320
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,068
And I didn't think about Grimm even once,
321
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,723
not even his dinky little bike.
322
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,688
I can still hear it buzzing in my head.
323
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:13,585
- What the hell? - Oh, shit!
324
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:14,585
Hello, chaps!
325
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:21,412
Thanks for the lift, Marcus.
326
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:22,757
Son of a bitch.
327
00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:24,274
That's not in the spirit of competition.
328
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:26,172
I'm going to file a complaint.
329
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,448
Goddamn it!
330
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,895
If that son of a bitch didn't get in our way
331
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,172
we would've come in first.
332
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,172
-They, um-- - No, Stu.
333
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,827
No words.
334
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:41,447
Not trying to add any pressure,
335
00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:43,757
but FYI, there's one pass left.
336
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,033
This is our last shot.
337
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,344
Fuck!
338
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,241
Ah, shit! Those holy assholes beat us to it.
339
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,413
It's almost time for Preacher's ba-ba.
340
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,723
And no one fucks with ba-ba time!
341
00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:05,136
I'm getting that goddamned pass.
342
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:06,206
Cover me.
343
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:20,619
- You look mad. - It's been a shit day.
344
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,999
Give me that pass.
345
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,896
Shit!
346
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,724
I really should have tested this shit before now.
347
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:41,792
My milking titty.
348
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:42,862
Ew, it got on my hand!
349
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:47,964
Where the hell did he go?
350
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:56,171
I got the pass!
351
00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:57,792
Go, go!
352
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,000
Quiet, we gotta go!
353
00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,482
Go, go, go, go, go, go! Fuck!
354
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:15,793
John, this is it.
355
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,310
If we don't get that pass, it's over.
356
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,655
Shit, he's fast.
357
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:42,964
Preacher, we could really use your guidance right now.
358
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,724
Kill them.
359
00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:49,551
He is risen!
360
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:56,241
I kill them in your name, Preacher!
361
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,586
Oh my God.
362
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:10,206
Our father who art a baby, hallowed be thy dick--
363
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:24,724
Huh, boomerang blast.
364
00:21:33,103 --> 00:21:34,688
Do you see the pass?
365
00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:36,274
I hope he didn't blow it up.
366
00:21:54,586 --> 00:21:56,274
Just take it. It's a baby.
367
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:57,724
I'm trying.
368
00:21:57,931 --> 00:21:59,964
He's fuckin' strong.
369
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,827
Fuck you, Preacher!
370
00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:03,482
John!
371
00:22:20,689 --> 00:22:22,758
Round over.
372
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:30,999
No more unwanted back door visitors.
373
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,102
Seal her up.
374
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:34,792
Are you sure you don't want me to do it?
375
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:36,999
I have thumbs and hands.
376
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:37,931
Harold's got it.
377
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:41,275
Stu, I've been thinking...
378
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,205
You know everything I said before?
379
00:22:43,206 --> 00:22:44,619
Eh, forget it all.
380
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:46,792
Grudges are back on the menu.
381
00:22:46,793 --> 00:22:48,826
So are blood feuds and vendettas.
382
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,309
And when it comes to killing,
383
00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:53,274
I just gotta lead with my heart.
384
00:22:53,275 --> 00:22:54,586
- You know? -Yeah.
385
00:22:56,482 --> 00:22:57,826
Oh, shit. Harold dropped the torch.
386
00:22:57,827 --> 00:22:59,000
Don't pick it up. It's hot!
387
00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:03,034
Damn.
388
00:23:04,172 --> 00:23:05,758
You really do know how to drive.
389
00:23:06,206 --> 00:23:10,068
I hope that we can, well, you know, if you're down,
390
00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:12,241
team up again in the next round.
391
00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:14,688
Saving Fucking Mayhem presets.
392
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,206
Fucking Mayhem presets saved.
393
00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:22,724
Hey, Quattro, could I, uh--
394
00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:25,757
could I maybe ask for your advice?
395
00:23:25,758 --> 00:23:27,274
Interface battery at 10%.
396
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:28,378
Entering sleep mode.
397
00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:29,862
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
398
00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:34,895
Thanks for saving my ass out there, Quattro.
399
00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:36,447
Acknowledged.
400
00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:50,000
Is there a lost and found for human children?
401
00:23:50,275 --> 00:23:51,827
I'll take the baby.
402
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,412
What?
403
00:23:54,413 --> 00:23:55,895
The child will be safe with me.
404
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,862
Unless you would prefer to care for him.
405
00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,274
- No, no, you have-- - Abso-fucking-lutely not.
406
00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:01,481
More square footage.
407
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,861
Oh, look at you.
408
00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:05,517
You'll want for nothing with Daddy Calypso.
409
00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:11,585
Congratulations on surviving the first round.
410
00:24:11,586 --> 00:24:13,205
Enjoy the moment.
411
00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:15,000
Things only get harder from here.
412
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,103
Now, if you'll excuse me,
413
00:24:17,413 --> 00:24:19,447
I've got this little animal to delouse.
414
00:24:22,413 --> 00:24:25,930
So you guys didn't die?
415
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:26,999
Good job.
416
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,206
Thanks. You too.
417
00:24:34,068 --> 00:24:35,517
Guess I'll go clean up.
418
00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:39,654
You good?
419
00:24:39,655 --> 00:24:42,724
You seem... different.
420
00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:44,413
I'm good.
421
00:24:46,344 --> 00:24:47,586
Um...
422
00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:50,517
I just...
423
00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:54,034
well, I-I killed someone today.
424
00:24:58,379 --> 00:25:01,999
Oh. Was it your first?
425
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,862
- Oh, I just assumed-- - I had a big body count?
426
00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:07,033
No. I mean, I've done, like,
427
00:25:07,034 --> 00:25:09,724
you know, hand stuff, like stabbing and shit,
428
00:25:10,206 --> 00:25:12,895
but never went all the way
429
00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:14,068
until today.
430
00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:19,205
Wow. Okay, um, uh,
431
00:25:19,206 --> 00:25:20,861
tell me everything.
432
00:25:20,862 --> 00:25:21,896
Who was it?
433
00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:27,206
Don't laugh.
434
00:25:27,517 --> 00:25:29,517
Chuckie Floop.
435
00:25:29,931 --> 00:25:32,274
And it was kind of whatever.
436
00:25:32,275 --> 00:25:33,793
Mm-hmm, I'm not laughing.
437
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,205
I guess I just thought
438
00:25:35,206 --> 00:25:40,205
that my first kill would be,
439
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,688
I don't know, with someone special?
440
00:25:42,689 --> 00:25:44,516
Ugh, no. It's better this way.
441
00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:45,723
For your first you want to kill someone
442
00:25:45,724 --> 00:25:46,895
you barely care about
443
00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:48,171
and then never think about them again.
444
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,517
You know, just get it out of the way.
445
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,793
How old were you when you had your first kill?
446
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:56,895
Well, I was a late bloomer.
447
00:25:56,896 --> 00:25:59,861
There was this blueberry picker in the O.C.
448
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,102
that just kept hassling me,
449
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,758
so I got him with my hatchet.
450
00:26:03,137 --> 00:26:05,033
Although he didn't die right away,
451
00:26:05,034 --> 00:26:07,102
so I'm not sure it officially counts.
452
00:26:07,103 --> 00:26:08,448
It was just the tip.
453
00:26:13,344 --> 00:26:14,827
How's the kid?
454
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:17,482
Uh, fine.
455
00:26:19,172 --> 00:26:20,862
John... Ow.
456
00:26:22,172 --> 00:26:24,034
We can't afford another day like this.
457
00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:26,724
This is life and death.
458
00:26:27,137 --> 00:26:29,826
It was just a bad day. I mean, shit happens.
459
00:26:29,827 --> 00:26:33,379
Not like today. I've never seen you like this.
460
00:26:35,275 --> 00:26:37,447
Well, maybe the stress of the round got to me.
461
00:26:37,448 --> 00:26:39,447
Like you said, it is life or death.
462
00:26:39,448 --> 00:26:42,171
But you were fine in the qualifier,
463
00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:45,000
With missiles falling from the sky.
464
00:26:46,758 --> 00:26:47,793
So what changed?
465
00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:51,896
John?
466
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
What's going on?
467
00:26:59,965 --> 00:27:01,172
Is it us?
468
00:27:03,793 --> 00:27:05,344
- Is it me? -No.
469
00:27:05,827 --> 00:27:07,172
It's me.
470
00:27:08,724 --> 00:27:09,896
It's all me.
471
00:27:11,827 --> 00:27:13,999
- I'm sorry. - Sorry for what?
472
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,724
For today,
473
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,481
for screwing up the radar,
474
00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:18,861
for being so clumsy
475
00:27:18,862 --> 00:27:22,034
on the smoothest fucking ice in the world,
476
00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:24,758
for coming with you at all.
477
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:30,724
I lied to you, Quiet.
478
00:27:37,379 --> 00:27:39,000
I made my own wish.
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