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Oh my god.

Jessica posted a picture of her dress on Instagram.

It's confirmed.

All of our friends are going to the party. Even the homebody.

Why does my stepbrother's birthday party have to happen on the same night as the

most important party of my life?

No, we both have bad luck.

If only we could get our stepbrothers on board with going to the Frasier.

Yeah, right.

Those two nerds are scared of their own shadows.

Hey, man, I can't wait to spend some quality time today.

Oh, me too.

I hope they like what we have planned for them.

They are complete morons, but maybe we can use that for our advantage.

How?

Just follow my lead.

You got it.

Oh, here they are.

Hey.

Happy birthday.

Thank you. You remembered.

Yeah. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Hey. Hey. Good to see you.

So what kind of crazy plans do you have for us?

Well, actually.

One sec.

What?

In honor of James' birthday, we're going to be playing Pictionary. Yeah.

It's gonna be lit. Oh man.

Your idea of a good time is playing Fictionary?

Well, yeah.

Are you serious?

Well, come on, guys. Don't knock it until you try it.

Come on, we'll get into teams. It's gonna be fun.

So, first team's gonna be me.

And the second team's gonna be me.

Okay, are you ready? We got 30 seconds.

Alright, start the timer. Got it.

Alright.

Okay, um...

A skateboard.

No. Uh, a clit.

No. A bird?

No. Uh, oh my gosh, that's a dick.

Come on, are you even trying? Yeah, that's a penis.

No, it's not.

Is that a dick?

No, it's an eggplant.

No, you drew a dick.

What?

It's an eggplant.

Well, you tried, right? Good effort.

I got it right. I know.

All right.

We better

win. All

right.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

I don't know what the hell they were doing.

Let's do this.

All right.

And time.

It's a little blocky, but...

A house.

No. We're gonna win.

Yeah, he's never gonna get it. I know.

Um... I don't know, a headphone?

No. Um, a tree.

No.

Um... You know what it looks like? The head of a peanut.

No!

Boobs. Help me.

Uh... And... Time.

Mushroom. Oh, my gosh. Come on. That is not a mushroom.

We could do way better than that.

That's clearly the head of a king. You're right. I have to agree.

That's me. That's me. Oh, my gosh.

You know, I just don't feel like you ladies were trying at all. We were our

best. Like, honestly, I think Jaden can vouch.

You were guessing things that didn't make any sense.

What we drew on the board, though. Literally, what we drew was art, okay?

An eggplant is an eggplant is an eggplant.

And you were just calling our amazing drawing just these obscene things, these

really naughty things. Period.

Oh, my gosh. It was being dramatic.

It maybe was art, but if it wasn't for your big mouth and your birthday,

we would be going to a rager and having the best party.

and getting laid by some hot guy.

Exactly.

Nothing wrong with that.

There's a lot wrong with that. We just played Pictionary. Come on.

Well, look, I'm sorry, okay?

But this is what we had planned for James' birthday.

Is there anything we can do to make you happier to be here?

I mean, not really.

Maybe if we were a little less horny, then we'd be able to play better.

Nothing we can really do to help you out being horny. I mean, we're not your

boyfriends, girl.

Well, you might need more help than you think.

Okay.

Okay.

Did we address you?

Okay. You want to go first?

I'll go first. Okay.

A rink day.

You guys said you wanted to help. This is how you help.

The absolute value of why?

Good one, David. No.

No? Nice, nerd.

I don't know. Is it a musical chord? I don't know.

Is it vagina?

Is it? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, we got it.

So, you know what that means.

You all know what this means?

You're so smart, right? What does it mean?

Oh.

Oh, boobies plus vagina equals... And you make a girl. Right?

Come on.

Do better than that.

I don't know.

It means that we want to get laid.

Oh, so boobies plus vagina equals eggplant.

Yes.

Get it.

And you're going to help us with that.

Yeah.

I can't believe I'm sucking my friend's dick.

You don't have to be close.

Oh my gosh.

Get his balls.

Yeah.

That's what I heard.

That's so good.

I don't want to do that.

You're right.

She's really good at that.

than the party.

Oh my

gosh.

You act like you're a virgin.

I can't believe the virgin.

So good.

Oh my gosh.

It feels kind of weird to hear that.

Well, now you know.

I don't want to see, but I can hear.

It's okay.

Here,

see if he likes this.

I really want to try it.

Whoa.

Does that feel good?

Is that what you said, sister?

Thank you.

You'll get comfortable with that.

Are you going to put it in?

Well, yeah. I want to feel it.

See what it feels like.

Is it so good?

Yeah. Yeah, I feel you.

It's a nice day. How big?

Yes, yes.

Let me just switch.

Why? Because I don't, she's going to make me cum and I don't want to cry. Oh

gosh. Alright, I'm listening.

Oh my gosh, really?

I'm such a nerd.

Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yeah.

High step feathers.

I don't know.

Let me hear it.

Motherfucking night. Get up. Get up, baby.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you for coming. Thank you.

Thank you.

I love a birthday.

Sure reads dictionary, huh?

I'm glad we played dictionary.