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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:05,422 Well, I'm 14, so 21 is a geezer, for sure. 2 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,635 Ugh, that sucks! 3 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:14,097 That's so disgusting! I could report you for harassment. 4 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,223 What's with this 5 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,392 - entitled germaphobe? - Like, I seriously 6 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:18,935 don't want to get dirty. I hate it. 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,731 I need to keep clean... 8 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,027 A hidden weapon! 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,572 Little punk! 10 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:36,745 What was that? 11 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,289 How did he know all of my moves? 12 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,586 Sorry, kid. 13 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:46,921 There's someone 14 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,341 I need to catch up to, fast. 15 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:26,062 {\an8}KANAGURI 16 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:33,111 Young boy. You'd do better if you took your life, rather than apologize. 17 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,905 I need to get better. 18 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,199 I need to be a worthy partner. 19 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,493 I need to do this myself! 20 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,664 Mr. Sakamoto, when we take this Transfer Exam, 21 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,708 please promise you won't help me out. 22 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,335 Why not? 23 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,171 I don't want to rely on you, Mr. Sakamoto. 24 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,340 I want to see what I'm really capable of. 25 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:57,051 Fine, just don't fail. 26 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,888 Of course I won't! Just watch me! 27 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,473 I'll pass, top of the group! 28 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,354 Huh? What's this guy's deal? 29 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,524 He totally figured out all my moves. 30 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,192 Was it just dumb luck? 31 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,361 Of course it was. It had to be. 32 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,696 What's wrong? 33 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,364 Come at me. 34 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,581 Seriously, I can't touch him. What's happening? 35 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:32,086 So you're going for counterattacks, huh. In that case... 36 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:38,927 Whoa, that was close... 37 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,390 No matter how good his instincts are, 38 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,769 they're useless if I hold him in place. 39 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,980 That's a good idea. 40 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,150 Except I heard everything. 41 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,741 Ouch... You're so annoying. 42 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,661 Whatever. Go ahead and kill me, geezer. 43 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,705 As if I'd kill just for a little exam. 44 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,124 And, didn't you say you were 14? 45 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,168 I'll take a JCC bullet from you, 46 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,420 but I'm not into killing kids. 47 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,433 You're a grown-up, aren't you supposed to go easy on me? 48 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,894 Who even does that? 49 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:32,980 {\an8}You're crying? 50 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,275 Shut up, idiot! 51 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,944 Pay for that weapon you broke, geezer. 52 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:42,073 - Man, talk about a pain! - I'm gonna fail! 53 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,450 Are kids this entitled nowadays? 54 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,121 Stop crying! It's not that big of a deal! 55 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:53,084 You're that talented at just 14! What do you have to whine about? 56 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,626 Talented? 57 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,880 I mean, sure, everyone says that about me. 58 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,590 I wanna punch this punk. 59 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,384 So, if you fail this exam, 60 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,678 just get your license through an external exam. 61 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:07,557 Well, it's not like I really want a license. 62 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,143 I just want to go to the JCC. 63 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,690 I gotta make lots of connections there, you know, 64 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,026 if I want to join The Order. 65 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,529 {\an8}The Order? How do you know about-- 66 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,533 The moment I've been waiting for! 67 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,371 I call it the "hyena attack." 68 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,706 Die, idiots! 69 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,380 If you want to join The Order, 70 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,301 what you really need isn't connections. 71 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:44,384 What? 72 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,598 What you need in that world is... 73 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,268 the ultimate set of skills. That's all. 74 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,439 {\an8}And you better bet I'll be in there, too. 75 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,401 Who are you? 76 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:02,736 Here. 77 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,074 If you've got one bullet, 78 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,034 you'll at least pass the first stage. 79 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,285 See ya. 80 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,207 Uh, hey, 81 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,708 wait a second. 82 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:18,252 No need to thank me. 83 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,839 This one's got blood on it, and it's disgusting. Trade me. 84 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,425 {\an8}You'd better do something about your personality! 85 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,553 Come on, I'm the one who earned the bullets to begin with. 86 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:28,846 Ugh, fine! 87 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,556 {\an8}Here. You happy? 88 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,933 {\an8}SHIN: 1 BULLET MAFUYU: 2 BULLETS 89 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,865 This isn't good. It's been a while since the exam began, 90 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:51,202 and I still don't have a single bullet. I'm gonna fail the exam... 91 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:52,702 Hmm? 92 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,541 Who taught you how to handle firearms? 93 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,044 {\an8}Sorry! I'm so sorry! 94 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,171 I'm terrible with guns. 95 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,133 All I've had was a relative who showed me a little bit. 96 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,216 Hand me that. 97 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,678 Uh, sure. 98 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,806 It's more stable if you tilt it forward when shooting. 99 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,141 Arch your back like this. 100 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:17,311 Hold it securely against your shoulder to get a straight trajectory. 101 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,399 Shit. How dare you! 102 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:24,402 The wrist against the handguard stays relaxed. 103 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:27,405 That's amazing. You're so good at explaining it. 104 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,657 I can't believe you're a rookie like me. 105 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,704 I once tutored someone your age. 106 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,330 Wow! 107 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,584 Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask your name. 108 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,252 I'm Sa-- 109 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:42,336 Taro. 110 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,130 I'm Akira. 111 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,340 Nice to meet you, Mr. Taro! 112 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,806 Who fired those shots? 113 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,975 They've got a steady hand! 114 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,061 Damn it. How dare he... 115 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,233 - I'll get you! - You slithery prick! 116 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:08,237 Yes, wonderful! Great facial expressions, everyone! 117 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,616 Scene, hit man exam. 118 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,536 Candidates hone their skills with their lives at stake. 119 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,623 Give me more excitement and more gritty realism! 120 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,501 To captivate the audience, 121 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,336 we need just a dash of hope... 122 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,546 {\an8}It's mine! 123 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,088 {\an8}Right there! 124 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,426 Cut! 125 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,974 ...and despair! 126 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,018 Like in the movie Funny Games. 127 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:43,731 {\an8}I'm so glad I applied for this part-time gig as an examiner. 128 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,025 {\an8}I think I'll get some great shots. 129 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,945 {\an8}KANAGURI EXAMINER - DIRECTOR - ORDER MEMBER 130 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,041 Candidates, may I have your attention. 131 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:07,004 Out of the 360 candidates, 297 are out of commission. 132 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,924 There are 63 candidates remaining in the exam. 133 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,385 We'll be landing in roughly 30 minutes. 134 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,137 We hope you enjoy the remainder of your flight. 135 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,685 Any thoughts on this year's Transfer Exam? 136 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:23,145 Thoughts? Are you kidding? 137 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,566 Half of the examiners are out. That's never happened before. 138 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:30,570 Well, it's not like that matters to us pilots, anyway. 139 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,283 Stop following me! 140 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:39,870 Hey Shin, why are you even taking this exam? 141 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,872 That's none of your business. 142 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,499 Aw, c'mon. 143 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,585 Please? Just tell me. 144 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:46,752 - Young boys. - Shin. 145 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,046 - Could they be rookies? - Stop nagging me! 146 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,715 - They're still so young. - Drop it. 147 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,925 - So why choose this life? - I told you mine. 148 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,677 You blabbed on without me asking! 149 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,096 I told you to stop following me! 150 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:00,600 Please? Don't be such a petty geezer. 151 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:01,726 Hmm? 152 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,394 What'd you call me, you brat! 153 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,645 - Great! - I am not... 154 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,063 - Now zoom in... - ...a geezer! 155 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,732 - That's it. - And I'm not petty! 156 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,984 Hey! I need a smooth shot here! 157 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,694 The dolly's shaking! 158 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,030 {\an8}And, cut! 159 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,489 You both have a great look! 160 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,365 For your troubles. 161 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:21,369 An examiner! 162 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,915 {\an8}Wait. 163 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,208 {\an8}Could that be... 164 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,003 Kanaguri, the movie director? 165 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,007 You know me, young boy? 166 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,467 What? Who's that? 167 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,886 How could you not know Kanaguri?! 168 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,471 Founder of Murder Films, 169 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:41,390 director, screenwriter, casting director, and cameraman! 170 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,184 {\an8}Thanks to his unique filming method, 171 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,978 {\an8}his portrayals of hitmen are authentic yet sensational, 172 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,939 {\an8}and his works have a worldwide cult following! 173 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:52,902 He's the Kanaguri, pioneer of hit men films! 174 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,111 Hey, calm down. 175 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,822 You're spitting on me. It's disgusting! 176 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:01,494 So, what are you doing here, Mr. bigshot film director? 177 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,121 Isn't it obvious? I'm shooting my next film. 178 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,248 I just happened to have business here. 179 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,627 What? Stop filming me, you creep. 180 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,628 Watch it! 181 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,171 Forget that the cameras are here. 182 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,548 I want to film your authentic selves. 183 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,842 Did you not hear me? 184 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,302 But what's the issue? 185 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,263 Do you understand you'd be featured in my film? 186 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,308 Ugh, what a piece of work. 187 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:27,019 Let's go, Shin. 188 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,021 Movies are overrated, anyway. 189 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,523 What? Hey! 190 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,526 What did you just say? 191 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,737 Movies are so long, and you can't skip through, 192 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,155 and they're loud... 193 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,950 Isn't it better to watch videos online? 194 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,286 I can just Google the synopsis for any movie I want. 195 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,372 How dare you! 196 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,455 Stop right there. 197 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,961 {\an8}Anyone who insults the art of film... 198 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,586 {\an8}deserves to die. 199 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:56,714 Get back! 200 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:02,720 He's so fast. 201 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,974 But I can still predict his moves. 202 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,478 Huh?! 203 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,899 The moves I see are pre-determined subconsciously. 204 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,652 How could he possibly change them?! 205 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,328 Mr. Sakamoto! 206 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,999 Don't pull at the muzzle like that, Mr. Taro! 207 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,585 We could've shot someone by accident! 208 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,127 Sorry. 209 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,880 {\an8}You're perfect! 210 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,633 That smooth silhouette of your body, 211 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,720 that soft aura, seemingly foreign to killing... 212 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,513 A jewel like aesthetic! 213 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,891 I've finally found you! 214 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,019 You are everything that I want in my main character! 215 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,228 What's up with him? 216 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,606 Does he have a weird fetish? 217 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,274 I've decided. 218 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,609 You're my protagonist. 219 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,692 What?! 220 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,615 The hook is key in filmmaking. 221 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,534 It's got to be flashy and catchy. 222 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,119 Right, yes... 223 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,454 I can see it now... 224 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,291 Got it. Let's do this! 225 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:14,709 What? 226 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,554 It's time to start shooting! 227 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,605 I'm so sorry! 228 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,525 What's going on? I can't hold myself up... 229 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,110 Oops, sorry. 230 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,155 Hmm, not as dramatic as I thought it'd be. 231 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,116 Boring! Scrap this scene! 232 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:50,079 This won't draw the audience in. 233 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,749 What the-- What is he trying to do now? 234 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,169 Ready! 235 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,343 Listen up, assassins! 236 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,849 This is... a movie! 237 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:23,571 Damn it. What are we gonna do? This will take out all the candidates. 238 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:24,488 Who's at fault? 239 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,406 {\an8}USAMI HEAD EXAMINER 240 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,615 {\an8}Am I responsible for this? 241 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,995 Thank goodness we brought parachutes for us examiners. 242 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:34,915 This is why I was against hiring that weird film director! 243 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,166 What? 244 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,419 Are you saying I'm responsible for this? 245 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,047 Aw man, will they get mad at me? This blows. 246 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,676 I wish someone else would take the blame instead. 247 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:49,680 Don't worry, Mr. Usami. I've got a good idea. 248 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,683 We can just say this whole thing is the second stage. 249 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,435 Ms. Ato, you are a genius! 250 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,935 Going with that. 251 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,316 Err, attention candidates. 252 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,945 We will now be conducting the second round of the examination, as planned. 253 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,616 To pass, you must be in possession of one bullet, 254 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,702 and survive the landing. That is all. 255 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,747 {\an8}What? That wasn't what we discussed. 256 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,664 {\an8}NORO EXAMINER 257 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,751 {\an8}I'm an examiner but they didn't get me a parachute. 258 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,795 "As planned," my ass! 259 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,548 Damn it! 260 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,052 Why is this year's exam so different from the others! 261 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,803 Shut up, idiot. 262 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,973 You can survive an airplane crash without parachutes. 263 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,143 There have been 15 such cases in the past decade. 264 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,226 Really? 265 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,272 We have enough oxygen to breathe. 266 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,650 And based on our flight path, 267 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,985 we should be near an altitude of 20,000 feet. 268 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:49,323 Falling at the average speed of 120 miles per hour, 269 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,825 we should have about two minutes left. 270 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:56,455 You think you'd fall into the ocean, but water is hardly compressible. 271 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,667 From this height, it'd be like hitting concrete. 272 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,755 I'm gonna die! 273 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,382 That sucks! 274 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,466 Stop crying! 275 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,970 Wonderful! 276 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,389 Truly on the verge of life and death! 277 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,432 Absolutely authentic! 278 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,394 Our hero now faces an unexpected calamity! 279 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,021 How will she overcome this crisis? 280 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,317 This is what I'm talkin' about! 281 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,413 Got them back. 282 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,496 I see. 283 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,166 Quite a performance by our supporting cast. 284 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,626 Mr. Sakamoto! 285 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,671 We should focus on how to land right now, not him. 286 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,132 Even if we get through this safely, 287 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,759 we'd be disqualified without the bullets. 288 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,385 This guy... 289 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,222 Everyone's panicking, trying to survive, 290 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,641 and he's the only one thinking beyond that. 291 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,268 Don't worry, Shin. 292 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,855 I brought my apron in case of emergencies like this. 293 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,399 Of course! 294 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,609 We can make our own parachute! 295 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,281 No, Mr. Sakamoto! 296 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,367 - Mr. Taro isn't giving up hope. - Mr. Sakamoto! 297 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,077 - Watching him... - Wait! 298 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,829 ...gives me courage! 299 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,123 I'm not going to give up, either. 300 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,251 I just have to do what I can, and give it all I've got. 301 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,087 So, what can I do? 302 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,257 I can do laundry, clean... 303 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,219 I'm good with household chores, but... 304 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:41,560 Akira! Would you mind sewing this button on for me? 305 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,353 Again?! 306 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,190 You'll be an amazing homemaker, Akira! 307 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,525 Don't become an assassin, okay? 308 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,321 I've gotta do it. 309 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,409 Everybody! Please take your clothes off! 310 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,080 I don't have time to explain. 311 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,163 Just give me-- 312 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,790 All yours. 313 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:04,708 I'm in! 314 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,711 Why are we doing this? It's so chilly. 315 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,795 {\an8}Hurry up! 316 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,048 - My clothes. - Keep the pants! 317 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,216 Do we even know you?! 318 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,968 You see, sewing happens to be... 319 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,803 my thing! 320 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,074 It's done! 321 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,041 It's definitely slowing us down, but not enough! 322 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,669 Everybody, please hold on at the edges! 323 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,129 We're getting close! 324 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,924 We got no choice! Make sure you go in feet first! 325 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:02,890 Yes! 326 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,309 I survived! 327 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,270 But... 328 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,606 Oh no... I can't swim! 329 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,276 I tried so hard to get here... 330 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,959 I wanna go home... 331 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,006 Man, I thought we were gonna die. 332 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,134 My shoes are all soggy. This sucks! 333 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,054 Let's kill that film director. 334 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,974 Yeah. I'm never watching another movie he makes. 335 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,523 Why don't you take that? 336 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,610 But it's not mine. 337 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,489 This time, you definitely earned that bullet yourself. 338 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,784 I guess so! 339 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,203 Thank you. 340 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,121 I'll be able to pass the second stage! 341 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,165 I've got one, too. 342 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,833 I don't have any... 343 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,294 But I'm grateful to be alive! 344 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,010 What's wrong, Mr. Sakamoto? 345 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,720 These stitches... 346 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,933 The needlework is incredibly meticulous. 347 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,685 Not to mention how she sewed all this, 348 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,551 while falling, at such speed... 349 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,482 Who on earth is she? 350 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,824 What? Oh my god, the airplane crashed! 351 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,078 If anyone survived that, they're a heck of a warrior! 352 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,455 I can't wait! 353 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,341 {\an8}LUNCH TIME 354 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,010 RAMEN 355 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,846 All I've had are pork buns these days. 356 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,474 I wish I could eat ramen once in a while. 357 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,228 Piisuke? 358 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,230 {\an8}ONE HOUR LATER 359 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,859 Piisuke, you're back. 360 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,072 What's that rock you've got? 361 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,116 PAWN SHOP - TRADE-INS 362 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,034 What?! 363 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,787 You'll buy that for 1,000 yen? Seriously? 364 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,999 It really is just a random rock, 365 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,542 but it's kinda pretty, so yeah. 366 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:03,048 This is awesome! We can finally get some ramen! 367 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,345 STEAMED PORK BUN 250 YEN PER PIECE 368 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,186 It's unusual for you to treat us. 369 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,269 Tasty. 370 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:23,735 Everything tastes better when we eat together! 371 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,946 Subtitle translation by: Yuka Kristi 26377

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