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Whoa, relax.

I was watching first, asshole.

Yeah, but what you have on sucks.

It's actually pretty fucking good, so why don't you just sit down and relax

just watch?

Fine. I guess we'll just watch this when you want to.

Obviously, because I have the controller.

Why do you even watch this stuff?

Why do you even sit next to me if you're just going to be complaining the whole

time? Just watch it. Jeez.

Maybe I like fighting with you sometimes.

Okay. Pushing the buttons and shit.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Hey, are you all fighting again?

He's being annoying while I'm trying to watch TV.

I fight all the time.

Seriously, you need to stop.

You act like you guys have a crush on each other. Ew.

But I am trying to read, so I need you all to be quiet. Stop fighting.

Yeah, shut up.

Oh, but do you think that she's actually right?

We do fight all the time.

What are you talking about now?

Maybe we do have a crush on each other?

I mean, I always did think you were hot.

Really? Yeah.

Okay, now you're just being weird.

Well, I'm not trying to be. I don't really want to go back to fighting with

all the time.

Maybe we can try and see if we really do have a crush on each other.

Well, I have a new dick, and it's

pretty impressive, I guess.

But I don't want to make this a thing, all right?

Okay.

All right.

Actually, you can have control over the TV if you want.

Those aren't too bad after all Like

I

said, I guess it's pretty impressive

Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it's like... Oh, my God. It's fucking mad.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

As long as you don't tell nobody, okay secret safe

Yeah, yeah.

For you.

You're unforgettable on Mother's Day.

Aw, so sweet. Thank you.

My gift is better.

Oh, yeah?

Wait, we're gonna... Okay.

Uh -oh.

Oh, yeah. Open your eyes.

Aw, it's beautiful.

Oh, this is just gorgeous.

It's pink.

Oh, it's beautiful.

I just...

Oh my goodness, I'm going to look so good in them. Thank you.

Do you want to try it on?

I do.

I just need to take a shower really quick, first and foremost, and then I'll

out and I'll try it. Okay.

All right, I'll see you in a little bit.

Love you, Mom.

She's going to, like, mic it more.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, because you can actually use it.

Wait, a card is always great.

Do you have a phone?

Um, yeah.

You're fucking hot.

So it's for me, then.

Of course.

I thought you got enough yesterday.

No.

I could never get enough of you.

Come on.

Let me get you right here on set.

In our bed?

Yeah. You know how long you take things over.

For a gift?

Of course.

Oh my god.

There you go.

You're so fucking big.

Oh my

God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god. Oh

my god.

Oh my god.

Actually, really nice of you to get in along.

Yeah, we kind of made up yesterday.

Oh, was it so big? I did hear.

And you know what? I actually noticed that you two made up yesterday.

Well, we thought it might be a good Mother's Day gift.

Well, I really appreciate my kids wanting a best Mother's Day for me.

So, please continue.

No, I want to watch.

That's kind of weird.

Not weird at all. I want you to keep going.

Uh, okay.

Yeah,

and actually, I'm going to participate.

You want to join?

What? I do want to join.

You two look like you were having so much fun yesterday and today, so you

what? Your dad hasn't been giving me any attention, so...

I'm lonely.

And I want to play.

Well, considering you are stepmom.

Oh.

There we go.

That's right. Keep walking. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

You're a big fucking thing, slow.

Oh, man, I want to see Ted.

When you are only watching.

Thank you.

All right.

Okay.

I'm going to come right over to you.

And I want you to have that pain treatment.

Okay.

I'm going to come here.

Here? Uh -huh.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Amen.

oh my god

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Yes.

Okay. Okay.

Is it out loud?

I can't believe we just did that.

Well, it is Mother's Day and you've got to keep your mom happy.