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Whoa, relax.
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I was watching first, asshole.
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Yeah, but what you have on sucks.
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It's actually pretty fucking good, so
why don't you just sit down and relax
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just watch?
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Fine. I guess we'll just watch this when
you want to.
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Obviously, because I have the
controller.
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Why do you even watch this stuff?
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Why do you even sit next to me if you're
just going to be complaining the whole
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time? Just watch it. Jeez.
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Maybe I like fighting with you
sometimes.
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Okay. Pushing the buttons and shit.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Hey, are you all fighting again?
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He's being annoying while I'm trying to
watch TV.
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I fight all the time.
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Seriously, you need to stop.
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You act like you guys have a crush on
each other. Ew.
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But I am trying to read, so I need you
all to be quiet. Stop fighting.
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Yeah, shut up.
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Oh, but do you think that she's actually
right?
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We do fight all the time.
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What are you talking about now?
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Maybe we do have a crush on each other?
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I mean, I always did think you were hot.
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Really? Yeah.
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Okay, now you're just being weird.
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Well, I'm not trying to be. I don't
really want to go back to fighting with
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all the time.
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Maybe we can try and see if we really do
have a crush on each other.
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Well, I have a new dick, and it's
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pretty impressive, I guess.
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But I don't want to make this a thing,
all right?
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Okay.
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All right.
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Actually, you can have control over the
TV if you want.
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Those aren't too bad after all Like
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I
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said, I guess it's pretty impressive
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Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, it's like... Oh, my God. It's
fucking mad.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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As long as you don't tell nobody, okay
secret safe
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Yeah, yeah.
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For you.
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You're unforgettable on Mother's Day.
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Aw, so sweet. Thank you.
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My gift is better.
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Oh, yeah?
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Wait, we're gonna... Okay.
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Uh -oh.
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Oh, yeah. Open your eyes.
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Aw, it's beautiful.
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Oh, this is just gorgeous.
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It's pink.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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I just...
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Oh my goodness, I'm going to look so
good in them. Thank you.
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Do you want to try it on?
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I do.
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I just need to take a shower really
quick, first and foremost, and then I'll
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out and I'll try it. Okay.
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All right, I'll see you in a little bit.
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Love you, Mom.
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She's going to, like, mic it more.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah, because you can actually use
it.
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Wait, a card is always great.
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Do you have a phone?
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Um, yeah.
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You're fucking hot.
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So it's for me, then.
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Of course.
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I thought you got enough yesterday.
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No.
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I could never get enough of you.
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Come on.
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Let me get you right here on set.
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In our bed?
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Yeah. You know how long you take things
over.
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For a gift?
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Of course.
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Oh my god.
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There you go.
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You're so fucking big.
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Oh my
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God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god. Oh
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my god.
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Oh my god.
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Actually, really nice of you to get in
along.
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Yeah, we kind of made up yesterday.
100
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Oh, was it so big? I did hear.
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And you know what? I actually noticed
that you two made up yesterday.
102
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Well, we thought it might be a good
Mother's Day gift.
103
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Well, I really appreciate my kids
wanting a best Mother's Day for me.
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So, please continue.
105
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No, I want to watch.
106
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That's kind of weird.
107
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Not weird at all. I want you to keep
going.
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Uh, okay.
109
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Yeah,
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and actually, I'm going to participate.
111
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You want to join?
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What? I do want to join.
113
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You two look like you were having so
much fun yesterday and today, so you
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what? Your dad hasn't been giving me any
attention, so...
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I'm lonely.
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And I want to play.
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Well, considering you are stepmom.
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Oh.
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There we go.
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That's right. Keep walking. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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You're a big fucking thing, slow.
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Oh, man, I want to see Ted.
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When you are only watching.
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Thank you.
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All right.
128
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Okay.
129
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I'm going to come right over to you.
130
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And I want you to have that pain
treatment.
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Okay.
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I'm going to come here.
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Here? Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
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God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
138
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
140
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Yes, yes.
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Amen.
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oh my god
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Oh fuck.
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Oh.
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Yes.
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Okay. Okay.
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Is it out loud?
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I can't believe we just did that.
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Well, it is Mother's Day and you've got
to keep your mom happy.
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