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Why doesn't your dad have a girlfriend?
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I don't think he's that big a fan of
commitment.
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All the women in the neighborhood are
talking about him. Yeah. It was like
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where we used to live, too.
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Hi! Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Here's the health warning present.
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Thank you.
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When Mr. Holmes moved into the
neighborhood, it was no surprise that
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lusted after him.
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And what do you do?
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Well, I was a photographer.
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But recently I've been putting my life
together.
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Recently divorced.
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Marriage is overrated anyway.
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Why do you say that?
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Because when you're single, you can do
whatever you want with
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whomever you want.
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Have you ever been with an older man?
No, but I'm dying to.
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Have you?
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He never really talks about it. I wonder
if he eats pussy as good as they say.
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That's gross.
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Alexis wasn't the last woman Mr. Holmes
had sex with in our neighborhood.
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I want it to be on the receiving end of
passion.
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Come on, let's do it.
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Do what?
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What's that?
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What?
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We didn't have someone to stand in when
they were doing the lighting for us.
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Kimber naturally freaked out at first.
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He thought the whole thing was weird,
and maybe it was.
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But I was a sexual person, and the
fantasy of fucking her dad, the
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neighborhood lay, was more than I could
bear.
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But I wasn't selfish about my needs.
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I also wanted to make my dad happy, and
who better to make him happy than with
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someone as hot as Kimber?
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But Kimber didn't see things the same
way, so I had to finesse her a little,
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with a pretty convincing sob story.
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What do you mean? your mom doesn't fuck
your dad.
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He's, like, so hot.
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I know, right? But she doesn't.
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I've looked at his browser history, and
all he searches is barely legal
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brunettes. You're totally his type.
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Just because he watches internet porn
doesn't mean he's not having sex.
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No, but the fact that my mom's having an
affair with the gardener probably means
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that my dad's dick isn't getting what it
needs.
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She's not fucking the gardener. Oh, yes,
she is. And everybody in the
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neighborhood knows except my dad.
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He's this 23 -year -old guy.
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Apparently, he just comes over while my
dad's not home, and the two of them just
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fuck each other's brains out.
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There you go.
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$260.
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Um... What? I don't know how to put
this, but my rate's 100, not
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this. Yeah, the extra $160 is a little
extra tip.
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Right? Besides, if I wanted to pay for
that dick, that check would be a lot
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than $260.
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Wait, what?
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What's wrong?
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Look, people are talking.
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Who? People at the pool.
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Let them talk.
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Well, those people, like my ex
-girlfriend, think it's kind of weird
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woman your age is talking to a man my
age.
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Van, you know why she said that to you,
right?
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No.
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She said that because younger women get
threatened when someone, anyone, takes
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away their options.
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And besides, if those dumb girls had
anything to offer, would you be here
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me? I don't know, maybe.
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I want you to stop.
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Concerning yourself with these trifle
things.
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And let's focus on more important
things.
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Like my vagina.
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It's tricky.
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You're still learning? Yeah.
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Hmm.
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I like that devil grin you gave me.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to tease you with my mouth.
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Struck you some more.
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All I'm trying to do is get that pre
-com.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck, yes.
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Nice and deep. Oh, yeah, there we go.
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Uh -huh, nice and deep.
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All these new little tricks.
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like watching you talk.
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How nice and deep inside of me.
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Yeah, like that.
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I'll be back.
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Yeah
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I can't believe it.
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Mm hmm.
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They watch that painting outside of me.
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Sweet pussy.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, yeah, I like that.
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Yeah. Spread that pussy open wide, you
fucker.
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Would you take it out?
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Take it out and tease me. Yeah.
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I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, you're trying to push me up.
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Yes. Oh, fuck. Yes.
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Fuck you. That's good. That's good.
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Oh, my God. I'm going to make it again.
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Yes.
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According to all the gossip at the pool.
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Your poor dad.
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And what's crazy is I know he would be
an even better fuck than that guy.
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He's hornier, he's a perv, and he needs
it so bad.
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But if he was so good in bed, then why
is your mom cheating?
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Weird shit happens when your skin starts
to sag.
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Start looking for an ego boost, and it's
usually with a younger, more attractive
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person. And how do you know that?
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I pay attention to that shit.
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Older people need people like us.
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My dad doesn't.
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It's just fine.
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He could be doing better.
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And I could be doing better.
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I need a man who knows exactly what he
wants.
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And so do you.
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We're friends, right?
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Of course.
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And friends share everything?
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Well, yeah.
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Like the fact that I want to blow your
dad.
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Kimber took some persuading, but
eventually she saw my point.
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And so we put our plans into action.
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Her approach was to build up my dad's
ego by becoming his living, breathing
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fantasy. A barely legal brunette
schoolgirl. I was yelling her name, but
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you didn't hear me.
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No, I was kind of busy.
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You were masturbating.
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Sometimes fantasies can come to life.
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That's not how it works.
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Look, what if a barely legal brunette
schoolgirl
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walked in through your door and rocked
your world?
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Kimber changed after that day.
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There was a swing in her step.
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A certain bravado she didn't have
before.
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Things had gone so well with her and my
dad that I figured it would be the same
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for me.
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