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Sleep center.
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So what makes you suitable to date my
daughter?
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Tyler was exactly where I wanted him.
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Terrified.
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I told you about Ryan, right?
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It wasn't even until she started dating
Ryan that she smiled again.
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Men like to present themselves on the
surface as very well and nice.
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But deep down inside, they're just dirty
little pigs.
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And I needed to make sure Ryan wasn't
one of them.
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Makes sense.
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So what did you do?
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What anyone would do is put a hidden
camera in his therapy office.
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Let's just say he won't be practicing
therapy anymore.
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Or dating my daughter.
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That's good, you know, because he seems
like a real asshole.
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How many serious relationships have you
been in with women?
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You know,
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actually, just Marley. I'm not really
kind of a relationship kind of guy.
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That sounds really bad. I really love
Marley. That's not what I'm saying.
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So then, how many women have you had sex
with?
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Come on, you have to tell me. I mean,
you haven't had a serious relationship
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until now.
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It's got to be a high number.
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Um, you know, like, 30, so?
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30. No, no, no, no. Actually, that's
funny.
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That's the number I tell all my friends,
you know, when they ask me about, you
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know, the girls and everything.
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It's not 30. It's more like, you know,
maybe like four.
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Nah.
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It sounds like all that experience, I
would imagine you would know how to
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satisfy a woman.
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You know, I try to do whatever Marley
asks of me. I try to do that to please
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and the things that she wants and stuff
like that.
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But, you know, I don't do much more than
that.
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Well, let's try.
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Try. Try what?
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doing right now?
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You're good.
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You're really, really good. This is one
of your little tests to see how I'd
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react, you know, if you're coming on to
me and Marley. Not bad.
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You're pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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So, it passed, right? I did a good job
and it's become the year.
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You're right.
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It is a test.
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Good. Good one.
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It's a test to see if you know how to
satisfy a woman.
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Tyler, not every man has made it this
far with my Marley, but you have.
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And I see great potential in you, but
you're going to have to prove it.
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You're fucking with me, right?
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Kiss me.
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Oh my god.
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You really think we should be doing
this?
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You like those? Yeah.
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You sure we should be doing this because
the more they ever found out
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Good at that. Yes you are.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah, I like that.
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You feel that heartbeat through your
pants? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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God, I love that. The balls are so
tight.
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Yes, yes, I want you to.
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Are you sure?
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Are you sure? Are you sure?
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Are you sure? Are you sure?
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Are
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you
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sure?
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Oh,
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that's good. Yes, yes, yes.
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Wow.
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Oh, I like how you plug that with your
tongue. Yes, yes, yes. Uh -huh. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's good. That's good.
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Oh, lick it and play with it. Yes.
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There we go.
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Yeah.
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oh my gosh oh
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my gosh
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oh
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my
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gosh
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Oh,
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there you go.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh,
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my God. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, it's so good to see you.
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oh my god yes oh
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my god
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my god, I'm struggling.
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I feel so good. Do you want me to
struggle like that? I do.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I like making it bigger.
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I'm just trying to get that pretty down
because I want to taste it.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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It feels so good.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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I want you to fuck me.
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Oh, nice and deep.
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Yeah, just like that. Oh, so deep
enough. Oh, dear.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. Oh, my God.
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There we go.
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Can you take that?
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I'm so happy.
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Just like that. Holy. That's perfect.
That feels so good. That's perfect.
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perfect. Yes. There we go.
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Holy. There we go.
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Can you get it? Can you get it?
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No,
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I'm making me take it. Fuck it. I'm so
good.
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I like stepping on your fingers.
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Oh my God. Oh
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my
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God.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Come here.
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Let's make it again.
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Yeah. Like that.
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Yeah.
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Holy.
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Here we go.
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Oh, my God. That's so good. Just take
that.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah.
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Yeah. All right.
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All right. Yeah.
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Oh, you're doing so good. Oh, my God.
You're such a good boy. Yeah. Yeah,
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so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God.
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Good and speak.
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Hold on. I think I need to taste you.
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What? I need to taste you.
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There we go.
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Yeah,
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that's it.
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I'm so tired.
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Yeah,
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that was too easy.
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Fuck me. It's so good.
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Oh
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my
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God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Like that.
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Look. Yes.
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Oh. Look at this.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, yes, that's right.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Why don't you take your big hug?
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I do, I do.
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I do want you to come. I want you to
come all over me.
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Oh my God, I want you to come like you
made me come.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. So good.
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Oh, my God.
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Marley can never, ever find out about
this, right?
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Right?
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When Marley returned from her modeling
gig the next day, Tyler was paranoid I'd
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spill the beans on what we'd done.
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Little did he know I had far more in
store for him.
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I was wondering maybe if we could
potentially talk about what happened the
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night between you and I.
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Where is Marley?
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She's upstairs taking a nap.
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Since night, I think you should stop the
question.
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What?
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You've passed on my test.
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We'll have a nice bottle of wine. I'll
make roasted chicken. It'll just be the
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three of us.
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But... You're going to need this first,
though.
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How did you get... I snooped in your
bag.
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I had to make sure this diamond was big
enough for my little girl.
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Here.
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Take it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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With your mouth.
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Mom.
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You can call me Mom now.
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Oh, come on.
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Play with me.
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I want a future son -in -law that's so
uptight he can't mess around a little
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bit.
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That's it.
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Good boy.
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Now, I'd like you to run to the store,
pick up some groceries for me. I'm going
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to text you a list.
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Okay. This stays between us. Marlee
doesn't need to know anything about what
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did the other night.
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Why would I tell her and ruin all of our
little... You don't like this box? I
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get it. It's good.
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I'll go to the store for you and I'll
give you the list you'll send.
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Right?
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I like him.
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I can tell.
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So, how long did it take you?
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Just a few hours.
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He's got you a nice ring, and that boy
can fly.
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I'm so glad we finally found someone for
the both of us.
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Me too.
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And you know that is exactly why you're
my favorite.
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Why is that?
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Because you know the importance of
sharing.
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That's why I love you, Mom.
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I love you too.
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And so, Marley and I finally
accomplished what we worked so
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finding the perfect man for the two of
us, someone that wasn't just a good
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companion, but also a good lover,
someone that could keep both of us happy
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death do us part.
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