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So what makes you suitable to date my daughter?

Tyler was exactly where I wanted him.

Terrified.

I told you about Ryan, right?

It wasn't even until she started dating Ryan that she smiled again.

Men like to present themselves on the surface as very well and nice.

But deep down inside, they're just dirty little pigs.

And I needed to make sure Ryan wasn't one of them.

Makes sense.

So what did you do?

What anyone would do is put a hidden camera in his therapy office.

Let's just say he won't be practicing therapy anymore.

Or dating my daughter.

That's good, you know, because he seems like a real asshole.

How many serious relationships have you been in with women?

You know,

actually, just Marley. I'm not really kind of a relationship kind of guy.

That sounds really bad. I really love Marley. That's not what I'm saying.

So then, how many women have you had sex with?

Come on, you have to tell me. I mean, you haven't had a serious relationship

until now.

It's got to be a high number.

Um, you know, like, 30, so?

30. No, no, no, no. Actually, that's funny.

That's the number I tell all my friends, you know, when they ask me about, you

know, the girls and everything.

It's not 30. It's more like, you know, maybe like four.

Nah.

It sounds like all that experience, I would imagine you would know how to

satisfy a woman.

You know, I try to do whatever Marley asks of me. I try to do that to please

and the things that she wants and stuff like that.

But, you know, I don't do much more than that.

Well, let's try.

Try. Try what?

doing right now?

You're good.

You're really, really good. This is one of your little tests to see how I'd

react, you know, if you're coming on to me and Marley. Not bad.

You're pretty, pretty, pretty good.

So, it passed, right? I did a good job and it's become the year.

You're right.

It is a test.

Good. Good one.

It's a test to see if you know how to satisfy a woman.

Tyler, not every man has made it this far with my Marley, but you have.

And I see great potential in you, but you're going to have to prove it.

You're fucking with me, right?

Kiss me.

Oh my god.

You really think we should be doing this?

You like those? Yeah.

You sure we should be doing this because the more they ever found out

Good at that. Yes you are.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, I like that.

You feel that heartbeat through your pants? Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God, I love that. The balls are so tight.

Yes, yes, I want you to.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Are you sure?

Are you sure? Are you sure?

Are

you

sure?

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Oh,

that's good. Yes, yes, yes.

Wow.

Oh, I like how you plug that with your tongue. Yes, yes, yes. Uh -huh. Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good. That's good.

Oh, lick it and play with it. Yes.

There we go.

Yeah.

oh my gosh oh

my gosh

oh

my

gosh

Oh,

there you go.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's so good to see you.

oh my god yes oh

my god

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god, I'm struggling.

I feel so good. Do you want me to struggle like that? I do.

Yeah? Yeah.

I like making it bigger.

I'm just trying to get that pretty down because I want to taste it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I want you to fuck me.

Oh, nice and deep.

Yeah, just like that. Oh, so deep enough. Oh, dear.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, my God.

There we go.

Can you take that?

I'm so happy.

Just like that. Holy. That's perfect. That feels so good. That's perfect.

perfect. Yes. There we go.

Holy. There we go.

Can you get it? Can you get it?

No,

I'm making me take it. Fuck it. I'm so good.

I like stepping on your fingers.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Come here.

Let's make it again.

Yeah. Like that.

Yeah.

Holy.

Here we go.

Oh, my God. That's so good. Just take that.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. All right.

All right. Yeah.

Oh, you're doing so good. Oh, my God. You're such a good boy. Yeah. Yeah,

so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Good and speak.

Hold on. I think I need to taste you.

What? I need to taste you.

There we go.

Yeah,

that's it.

I'm so tired.

Yeah,

that was too easy.

Fuck me. It's so good.

Oh

my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Like that.

Look. Yes.

Oh. Look at this.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, that's right.

Oh,

my

God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Why don't you take your big hug?

I do, I do.

I do want you to come. I want you to come all over me.

Oh my God, I want you to come like you made me come.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. So good.

Oh, my God.

Marley can never, ever find out about this, right?

Right?

When Marley returned from her modeling gig the next day, Tyler was paranoid I'd

spill the beans on what we'd done.

Little did he know I had far more in store for him.

I was wondering maybe if we could potentially talk about what happened the

night between you and I.

Where is Marley?

She's upstairs taking a nap.

Since night, I think you should stop the question.

What?

You've passed on my test.

We'll have a nice bottle of wine. I'll make roasted chicken. It'll just be the

three of us.

But... You're going to need this first, though.

How did you get... I snooped in your bag.

I had to make sure this diamond was big enough for my little girl.

Here.

Take it.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

With your mouth.

Mom.

You can call me Mom now.

Oh, come on.

Play with me.

I want a future son -in -law that's so uptight he can't mess around a little

bit.

That's it.

Good boy.

Now, I'd like you to run to the store, pick up some groceries for me. I'm going

to text you a list.

Okay. This stays between us. Marlee doesn't need to know anything about what

did the other night.

Why would I tell her and ruin all of our little... You don't like this box? I

get it. It's good.

I'll go to the store for you and I'll give you the list you'll send.

Right?

I like him.

I can tell.

So, how long did it take you?

Just a few hours.

He's got you a nice ring, and that boy can fly.

I'm so glad we finally found someone for the both of us.

Me too.

And you know that is exactly why you're my favorite.

Why is that?

Because you know the importance of sharing.

That's why I love you, Mom.

I love you too.

And so, Marley and I finally accomplished what we worked so

finding the perfect man for the two of us, someone that wasn't just a good

companion, but also a good lover, someone that could keep both of us happy

death do us part.