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♪ Love to hate you ♪

If we deny the romance rumor,

this makes it look like
Kang-ho forced a kiss on you.

And it would also make you appear…

…as though you allowed him to show
such an aggressive show of affection.

So, instead of making it seem like
two mature adults acted on pure impulse,

we should say
you two were already together.

What do you think?

A sham relationship with Kang-ho.
For three months.

Of course, I'm not asking you
to do this all for free.

If you go along with this plan,
I'll compensate you handsomely.

Did Mr. Nam Kang-ho

also agree to do this?

I don't do anything without his blessing.

A man who fulfills his desires
under the guise of fan service.

A man who calls
sexual harassment a romance.

A man who even silences anti-fans
with money and manipulation.

NAM KANG-HO HAS A SECRET GIRLFRIEND!

NAM ADMITS DATING?

WHO IS IT IN THE PHOTO? A CELEBRITY?

NAM'S GIRLFRIEND, NOT A CELEBRITY

NAM, NOT A FAN OF DATING CELEBRITIES

I thought you were killing the story.
What happened?

-Let's talk when you get here.
-You didn't even try?

-Let's just talk in person.
-Since when do you side with reporters?

What's that?

Wha…

-Was that a woman?
-Maybe she's an Olympian?

Huh?

How are you calling?
Aren't you all out of your free data?

NAM KANG-HO HAS A SECRET GIRLFRIEND!

This you?

Oh.

-So you and Nam Kang-ho, huh?
-Uh-huh.

Oh. You're dating the man
that you can't stand? You?

-Yeah.
-Ah.

So you're dating him
after he fired you? Is that right?

Yeah.

DATING AGREEMENT CONTRACT

Care to explain this?

Huh?

We used fax
to avoid email hacking,

and I still ended up
getting caught by her.

Being in a public relationship
with Nam Kang-ho for three months

will be compensated
in the amount of 100 million won.

The contract must remain
confidential indefinitely.

Additional compensation provided
in cases of defamation against Yeo Mi-ran,

such as negative comments,
doxing, and breakup responsibility.

Did she really…

…sell herself for money like that?

Huh?

Don't you think
you're being a little bit harsh?

Don't you think
you're being a little bit harsh?

You're getting paid to date him.
Few things could be worse.

But is the worse person
the one who takes money?

Or is it the one who's paying them off?

Huh?

Oh!

If this leaks, would it be
more damaging to the star actor

or more damaging to the lowly lawyer?

Yeah.

So, since there's a balance of power,
they get to say we're dating,

and I get to worry about nothing.

You're actually going through with it?

Kang-ho,
this may have started as a contract,

but I want you to turn it
into a real thing. Now look,

just forget about everything I said before
and just follow your heart.

Your body is telling you
what's in your heart.

Isn't this the first time
you're feeling like this since Oh Se-na?

You may never find another girl like this.

Kang-ho, don't lose her, man.

Think about it. A scandal that turns
into a relationship is super romantic.

That's true.

I might as well make it real.

But the longer it goes,

the tougher it is to quit.

FEMME FATALE VS HOMME FATALE

If you become his girlfriend,

it's only a matter of time
before everything about you comes out.

You'll be a laughingstock.

You won't be able to just live your life!
You won't be able to walk down the street

or just have casual flings
like you did before.

Is your privacy and freedom
really only worth 100 million won?

You're right.

I should've asked for 100 more.

Even if we'd met halfway at 150…

I could've made
another 50 million! Damn it!

Wow, when did you get so needy?

Needy? It's called hustling.

Make as much money
as you can while you can.

Hmm.

Nam Kang-ho?

-Huh?
-Yes, hello?

Don't do it.

Don't you think we should meet
before going through with this?

Couldn't agree more.

No, don't do it.

Hey. Hey. Hey! Hey!

Come on, don't do it.

If you aren't actually in love
with Nam Kang-ho, don't do it!

I'll expose this whole thing. Huh?

I'm confiscating this, so there!

Wow.

The contract can be reprinted.

What's that? Your dressed-to-kill outfit?

What do you think? Am I the one?

Uh-huh.

So could it be true,
that someone's watching us?

Maybe.

Then we should put on a show.

Your seat belt.

Uh…

My seat belt.

NAM KANG-HO - MOVIE/TV ACTOR
AGENCY: DOWON ENTERTAINMENT

AGENCY: DOWON ENTERTAINMENT

It means a lot that you're helping us out.

Well, it is part-time work.

And it doesn't just pay well.
It pays really well.

We might as well continue

doing the fight training together
while we're at it.

Ah. Yeah, we should.

You're pretty today.

Wait, where are we going anyway?

How can I help you?

Oh, uh… I'd like
to speak with the president.

And what is it in regards to?

Could you tell him I'm a friend
of the attorney, Yeo Mi-ran?

To be honest, the two of us
are more like family, you know?

Please, wait here.

He's a work of art.

Hello, sir.

Who's that?

An actor?

A model?

-I heard you were looking for me.
-Oh, yes. I'm a friend of Yeo Mi-ran.

Yes. Yeo Mi-ran, the attorney.

Ah… I…

I'm sorry. I'm here to see
the president, not an actor.

Yes, I know.
I'm Do Won-jun. I'm the president.

Can I please just talk to the--

So, what can I do for you?

-You're really the president here?
-Yeah.

Why is the president
this handsome?

And the reason you wanted to see me is…

Oh. Oh, right.

Now, look. Just what exactly

are you doing to my friend?

Let's go discuss this in private.

Like where?

Where are we?

My second house!

It's my vacation home.

I'll show you.

Okay, hotshot.

These flowers are real.

-When did you do all this?
-Today.

It's day one of our relationship.
Have a seat.

So have you told Mr. Do about it yet?

Tell him what?

That I'm not actually your fan but your--

That you're not a fan but an anti-fan?

I haven't told him.

Guys don't share every little detail,
no matter how close they are.

Are you saying
that girls are like that?

-Are they?
-Anyway, I'm not actually an anti-fan.

I've never even posted a negative comment.

That's good to know,
that you don't hate me that much.

Since we'll have to hold hands
every now and again.

Ah.

Occasionally, we may have to hold hands.

Is that okay with you?

Yes, of course.
We've done a lot more than that already.

Ah.

You're right.

Mmm.

Thank you for such a fancy meal.
It looks amazing.

Cheers.

To show
this much effort just for me,

maybe it wasn't just fan service.

To say
that she's not an anti-fan,

maybe my charm is starting to work.

Hmm.

CEO DO WON-JUN

I've been pretty good.
What about you?

Hmm.

Tell me something.
How'd you end up with that contract?

We live together.

And I just happened to see
the fax before she did.

Ah.

Mi-ran is truly a free-spirited person.

I can't let her give away her freedom
for a measly 100 million won.

"Measly"?

I saw the contract will be voided
if confidentiality isn't maintained.

Seeing as I know about it,
I guess the contract is void?

Actually, no.
She hasn't even signed it yet,

so we can just pretend
this never happened.

Well, how much more money
do you want from me?

What?

I'm uncomfortable telling you
personal matters since we just met,

but I've cashed out
my, uh, insurance policy,

my savings plan, and my crypto.

It's a bear market these days,
but I did it anyway.

You're the one paying the 100 million won
and not Mr. Nam Kang-ho?

Well, yeah. You read the contract.

It says it right there.
It's between me and Ms. Yeo.

A: DO WON-JUN
B: YEO MI-RAN

I need to take full responsibility.

If something were to go wrong,

I have to protect Kang-ho.

Well, if I scrounge up
everything else I have,

I don't know…
maybe another 20, 30 million?

Yeah, I mean, I think
I can probably manage that,

so I'll just have to--

Excuse you.
What are you even talking about right now?

What?

Do you think I came to ask
for more money, seriously?

I don't need the money.
I'm saying you shouldn't talk my friend

into doing something like this.
Some things can't be bought.

What's wrong with you?
Look, I will not just idly stand by

and watch my friend
get roped into this charade of yours!

Oh, sure. Of course.

My mistake. I guess I misunderstood you.

Sorry for that.

So you know,

I'm really hoping things
will work out for the both of them.

For Kang-ho and for Ms. Yeo.

My buddy Kang-ho has been lonely
for such a long time, and…

Well, anyway…

Once I actually got to know her…

…I realized that she's a great person.

And she also has

a really good friend looking out for her.

I have my parents,
older brother, and niece.

My mother and I don't get along.

I have my parents,
older brother, and his wife.

I don't get along with my father.

My name stands for "strong" and "hero."
I'm literally a stud.

Mine stands for "beautiful orchid."
I don't like my name.

I plan to legally change it,
but I haven't found a name I like yet.

-And when did we first meet?
-Let's say at the resort.

-That's actually kind of true.
-Our first kiss?

Let's make it the day from the photo.
I like that.

How should we address each other?

Oh, right.

Well, in the contract,
I noticed that I'm three years older,

so for me, "Oppa"?
"Baby" for you? Any thoughts?

Is that what you're into?

No, not even a little bit.

How about we… call each other "honey"?

Honey.

Honey.

You don't like it?

No, it's all right.

And why don't we get
a picture of the two of us together?

We both should have at least one photo
of us together, don't you think?

Mmm, good idea. Let's do it.

Um… should I do it? My arm is longer.

Go ahead.

All right.

Okay, here we go.

One, two…

Uh…

Oh jeez.

I think I closed my eyes.

-It came out a little weird.
-Mmm.

Let's take another one.

One, two…

Why do you keep changing
your pose at "three"?

-You're shaking the camera.
-Did I?

-Yes.
-Let me see it.

Let's take it again.

What was that? You didn't even count.

You look really cute in this one though.

How is that cute?

I'm sorry to tell you,
but you're actually really pretty.

The best way to disarm a woman

is to compliment her looks.

"Cute," "pretty."

They sound like compliments,

but they can also be used
when looking down on someone.

Well, we've exchanged information
and agreed on things.

Maybe people should see us together.

To add truth to the rumor, you know?

Together? Huh.

You mean, just openly walk around?

Hmm. Well, what would you like to do?

I rode in one of these for a movie once.

My cue.

You have your own pool cue?

It was a prize, actually.
For crushing it at the championship.

Hmm.

What's your usual score?

I don't know.

Anywhere between 500 and 1,000.

A thousand?

Seems to me
that I've got you under my spell.

Wake her up.
Wake her up and tell her to go in.

Don't look at her. Don't look at her.

How does it feel
to watch a girl sleeping next to you?

It makes you imagine things
and excites you, doesn't it?

There you go.

We're here. Wake up!

You did well today.

Go in and rest.

Uh…

Sure. Uh, thank you.

Good night.

Good night.

What was that?

Did my spell not work at all?

Or was he upset
that I was sleeping while he was driving?

I'm the one casting a spell!

NAM ADMITS
HE HAS A NONCELEBRITY GIRLFRIEND

NAM CONFIRMS RELATIONSHIP
WHO IS HIS GIRL?

What I had to endure
as Nam Kang-ho's girlfriend

was more than just my face in the news.

I'm sure that settling in to the company
must have been hard for you.

Was there anything
you found lacking at all?

Uh, no. Of course not.

Ah!

Aw, it's no wonder
she gets along with everyone.

Our Ms. Yeo here has
a super understanding personality.

Isn't that right?

What's with this royal treatment?

Did I get a bump in social status?

Oh, of course!

Why is Nam Kang-ho dating you? Huh?

Hang on a second.

That bastard isn't toying with you, is he?

I'm the one doing the toying.

Okay. Please just make sure.

What's this?

Lawyer Yeo Mi-ran was fair game,

but Nam Kang-ho's girlfriend
is a ticking time bomb?

Or that single women are doormats,

but if they have a boyfriend,
then they're difficult, yeah? Damn it!

I won't stand for that!
Even Cinderella must have felt like crap

once she realized that women envied her,
but no men envied the prince at all!

Anything else bothering you?

Huh?

Oh, that president or whatever
said that he'd do his best

to make sure your privacy isn't violated.

But be careful.

Mr. Do decided not to make
an issue about Na-eun

being aware of the contract,

because it'd be difficult
to hide that from a roommate, anyway.

He said that Na-eun
seems like a trustworthy friend.

NAM KANG-HO'S SECRET GIRLFRIEND

I should've stopped her
when I had the chance.

Once I actually got to know her,

I realized that she's a great person.

And she also has
a really good friend looking out for her.

If Kang-ho gets ruined by this,

I'll be ruined as well.

Help us out.

I'm counting on you.

I promised myself I'd lay off these men.

Um, hello?

Uh, is this Ms. Shin Na-eun?

Ah, yes.

This is she.

And who are you?

This is Do Won-jun.

I was kind of out of it the other day.

I wanted to see
if I could maybe treat you to a meal.

Oh, thank you,
but I'm actually headed for a flight.

Ah. Is that so?

Yes.

Okay, well, how long are you gone?

Uh, I'll be back tomorrow.

The director said
that he feels bad

about what you're going through.
And he really does like you,

but because of the investors
and the media…

Yeah. I understand.

Also, he's sorry
about having to go straight into filming

because of the delay in schedule.

I'm just curious, does the director
actually say those things himself?

It's just that
I've never actually seen him talk.

Oh, well, it's just obvious
through his body language.

Everyone who's worked with him,
they just know.

But how?

Oh, here he is now.

Ah, yes. How are you?

I'm sorry to have caused so much trouble.

Does he really have a girlfriend?
You're not playing me for a fool, are you?

I'm just wondering
how even you didn't know.

You suffered for no reason.

I know, right?

Kang-ho can be so prudent.

-I mean, to not mention it to me at all?
-I heard she's a lawyer.

-What's she like?
-She seems like a decent person.

Her roommate does as well.

-You met her roommate?
-Hmm?

-Uh-huh.
-Her roommate seemed nice to you?

Uh-huh.

Uh… uh, yes, she did.

She seems like a nice person.

-What?
-She pretty?

-Huh? Who?
-You know who.

Oh! The roommate.

I don't know.

She's all right.

You said she seemed nice.

Yeah, no doubt. Really nice.

Super nice.

-Here you are.
-Thank you so much.

Sure.

-What name should I write down?
-Uh… I'm Kim Min-seok.

Dear Min-seok…

-Thank you.
-Yes, thank you.

Yes, I'm Jang U-seong.

Jang U-seong.

-Thanks.
-Sure.

-You're really pretty.
-Aw, well, that's nice. See you out there.

Yes, of course.

-It's Jeong-kwon, Kim Jeong-kwon.
-Dear Kim Jeong-kwon…

I've been a fan
for the better half of my life.

No way.

It's true. Remember when you did
your first fan signing?

I actually was there too.

Wait, you were the kid
who held my hand, aren't you?

-That's right. I was the hand-holding kid.
-That's so crazy. Well, hello again.

-And now we're all working together.
-A dream come true, huh?

Well, I've been
a fan since I was 30.

Thank you.

Hey, you.

What do ya think?

Your stylist did okay, I think.

So I look pretty?

You look nice too.

I'm sorry about the other day.

-I was a little harsh on you.
-What?

Oh, saying that I was being gross, right?

It's nothing.

That was all my fault.

You weren't the kind of person
who could say such things,

but because of me…

I'm the one who's sorry. Not my best day.

And I hope I can turn you back
into that happily smiling man,

who I used to know so very well.

What's with the face?

I think you should just focus
on your acting for now, Ms. Oh.

I'm happy with my girlfriend,

and I'm smiling real bright,
but thank you.

Mmm.

You don't have to pretend
like that with me.

You don't think I would tell anyone
that your relationship's a fraud, do you?

Well, who's saying that?

I mean,

no one knows.

I just had a little hunch about that.

Won-jun's really good.

He found someone besides me so fast.

Well, you're wrong.

Either way, well-done.

Because I really wanted to do
this movie with you in any way possible.

He's totally going to jail.

Good morning!

Now, I'm sure I don't have
to say what everyone already knows.

But no one, I repeat, no one,

will be talking
about Ms. Yeo Mi-ran at all.

It is banned. Got it?

Yes, sir.

If anyone asks…

…she is decent,
skilled, and easygoing.

And that's all you get to say about her!

Don't talk about how well she drinks
or how she dances

or that she can knock down
a row of shots, pow, with a karate kick.

Nothing about how she's an expert fighter.

-Got it?
-Expert fighter?

-Oh wow.
-Is that true?

-She's pretty good.
-Oh, come on.

Oh. Her own honorable self
admitted it, okay?

"Honorable self?"

And Attorney Yeo Mi-ran
should refrain from doing

such things as substitute attorney work.
Isn't that so?

-Isn't that so?
-Substitute attorney?

Oh, you've never had to do that before,
huh? Well, that's good to know.

What is it, though?

Explain to her nicely.

He wants you to explain.

It's when you attend a court hearing
in place of another attorney.

-Ooh.
-Ma'am.

You just go there, show your face,

and say, "Please expedite it,"
or, "I'll have an answer next time."

And that's pretty much it.

Ah.

It's 100,000 won per case,
and people can't wait to do it.

Can't wait?

I mean, uh, since those opportunities
don't come up that much.

I swear, I've only done it one time, sir.

-For real.
-You little…

Now,
if the honorable Yeo Mi-ran here

has anything to add, please do.

For example, if you'd like to make
a request or a suggestion about something

you wish we'd improve on.

Hmm.

I find it a bit uncomfortable
to be addressed in such a praising tone.

So either use that tone with everyone

or just please address me
like everyone else. Hmm.

Wow!

Hey, what are you doing?

You make me blush.

Come on, let me down.

-Let me down.
-Cut!

All right, looks good!

Oh my gosh. She's pregnant.

-No way! Damn it!
-Oh, really? Congratulations!

-Yo.
-Yeah.

-That's so exciting!
-Seriously, man?

Where are we gonna find
a female stunt double out of the blue?

-Se-na's stunt double's pregnant.
-I don't know.

And the father is the stunt coordinator.

What?

Actually, when did you
start seeing each other?

Not that long ago.

And yet you managed
to already get her pregnant?

Wow.

Man, you're killing me, seriously.

Uh, no, ma'am.

I can do it myself.

Mmm.

So, apparently, this is the year
where I keep getting sucker punched.

Come on, you don't mean that.

My husband has been seeing
another woman too,

and a lawyer I trusted like my sister,

turns out she's with Nam Kang-ho now. Hmm.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner,
but I wasn't at liberty to disclose.

Of course, of course. I know, I know.

I'm a celebrity too, you know.

It's not easy
to get a celebrity to really talk.

Unless she has friends she trusts, I mean.

Look, to be honest,
Nam Kang-ho and I don't talk much,

but I imagine
he knows some things I've said.

The two of you must have talked about me
at some point, right?

"She said to call her girlfriend.
She loves power trips."

Oh, not at all. I happen to take pride
in my profession as a lawyer.

Whatever it is, no matter how trivial,
I don't share client info with anybody.

So don't worry.

Well, if that's true, I'm glad to hear it.

But it's still kind of concerning.

Maybe I have to switch
my lawyer again.

I'll go from "Ms. Unpredictable"
to "Ms. Unbelievable," won't I?

Hold on. Do you think
being Nam Kang-ho's girlfriend

is that big of a deal?

As a lawyer, I'm just a lackey,

but as his girlfriend,
I'm some kind of royalty?

Wow.

I never knew I'd snag Mr. Right
and turn my life around so well.

I enjoy it when you talk back to me
like that. I feel less hurt.

Come on.

Hmm.

So… wait a second. At the party,
you two were already dating?

Uh…

-Yeah.
-So, before you were hired at Gilmu?

-Yeah.
-How did you even meet?

Was it arranged?

Ah, no. Uh…

By accident, at the resort.

We kind of ran into each other,
and he just started talking to me.

I fooled my own mom,
so why does fooling this lady

feel so much harder?

Okay, so, you were going to work at Gilmu
as your boyfriend's lawyer,

and then you were assigned
a difficult client like me instead.

Is that it?

No. No, I wasn't trying to do all that.

I just wanted to earn some money.

Of all the places I could work,
Gilmu offered the best salary.

Oh, don't give me that.

Being Nam Kang-ho's wife
would pay the most,

and you wouldn't have to do all this work.

You know,

I told you I've dated
a lot of guys, right?

A boyfriend can come and go
whenever they want to.

Well, husbands can too.

Mm-hmm.

Oh gosh, I'm so sorry.

Anyway,
I can't stand getting free meals and gifts

from guys like that.

That's why I never had anything
to give back after breaking up.

Oh! There was one time I did.

Nam Kang-ho always said
he'd never date anyone,

so you being together is a good thing!

Oh no.

Now my entire diet plan for the day
is ruined. I even managed to go to the gym

after I found out
my husband was cheating on me.

If I could do that,
I can stick to my diet plan now.

Let's go.

-Come on.
-Where are we going?

-What's the best way to sober up quickly?
-A poo!

Do you really think
I'd ask to go the bathroom together?

I guess not.

So gross.

Hmm.

Hi, honey.

Honey?

Oh, are you with someone?

Uh…

I'm with Choi Soo-jin.

Oh.

Well, I'd planned to make this
seem like a work-related call,

but I guess that'd be weird now.

So, I'll just ask,
what are you doing tomorrow? You busy?

-Not sure.
-Okay.

Well, I was wondering
if you could come to the set tomorrow.

-Why?
-We need a female stunt actress.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Okay. Cool!

Look how happy she is.
Jeez, she's gonna burst.

What time? Where do I go?

I'll text you.

Okay. Sounds good.

Oh my! You're naked.
Is Kang-ho okay with that?

Not completely, just topless.
We're getting a massage.

A massage?

Ah, well, then you have to get naked.

-Okay, talk to you later.
-Uh…

Moron.

"Then you have to get naked"?
"Then you have to get naked"?

What the hell are you even saying?

If you don't mind,
do you think I can come pick you up?

You guys were great today.

Mm-hmm. No, I mean it.

I'm waiting outside.

Good work, everyone. Take care.

-Thank you, sir. You too.
-Have a nice day.

Hey, do you know that man over there?

Is he a model?

-Maybe there's a video shoot?
-Or maybe an actor?

It's always been just a dream.

Such a man coming to see me
and waiting for me.

Everyone being jealous.

I'll see you all later.

Okay, bye.

Allow me.

You must be tired.

Not at all. Um, you came all this way.
Don't you have to work today?

I'm not that busy.

-Let's go.
-Okay.

Stupid!

I'm in an enclosed space
with a man like him.

This is crazy.

You wouldn't want to go into the city
and get some food… right?

You know, since you're tired?

Not at all.

You've come all this way already.

Oh, although, my uniform is kind of weird.

I think you look nice.

Looks like we'll hit some traffic,
so if you're tired,

go ahead and rest if you want.
I'll wake you when we get there.

Where are you taking me to?

-Your house.
-How do you know where to go?

It's in the contract,
Ms. Yeo's home address.

You live together.

Ah, you're quite meticulous, aren't you?

Are you keeping tabs on me
because I know about the contract?

Why? Because I picked you up?

Not at all.

Jeez.

It's just that I didn't give you
a proper apology the other day,

so I've been feeling kind of bad.

About what?

At first, I thought you
were just asking for money.

I misunderstood you. Sorry about that.

Ah.

The more I thought about it,
the worse I felt,

knowing how quickly I judged you.

Well, you know,

not everyone's like that, Mr. Do.

Very true.

They think an entertainment company
just prints money,

and they try so hard to take a slice.

But the truth is,

an entertainment company
is not that wealthy.

-Don't let the looks deceive you.
-Ah.

Is that so?

I didn't tell them
you were my girlfriend.

It might make them uncomfortable.

A female stunt worker's
hard to find.

They're always unavailable
because they work so much, you know?

And no one knows that better
than our stunt coordinator.

So, hey,

today is scene 38. Is that right?

Uh, what scene is that?

Let's go!

Cut! Cut, cut! Okay!

All right, that was good!

Whoo!

If you feel even slightly overwhelmed,
just say "stop," okay?

Don't wait for the "cut." Just say "stop."

Sure. Absolutely.

Don't you worry.

She knows what she's doing.

What do I have to do?

Hey, hurry up! There they are!

Get to the back, sir!

Boss!

Her lover Hyeok-su
has to go to jail for murder,

and it turns out
the actual murderer was his boss.

So, So-jeong
goes to the mob headquarters

to rescue her lover.

-What's this?
-Where is Hyeok-su?

-Come on, lady.
-Please spare Hyeok-su.

-He's not here!
-She can't meet the boss.

I know Hyeok-su didn't do it.

A gangster
throws her through the glass,

and she falls down.

Hey, Ms. Yeo!

-Are you okay?
-What do we do?

-Are you all right?
-Hey, 911! Call 911!

How did it look?

I tried to keep my face hidden
when I was rolling on the floor.

I did well, right?

I thought you were really hurt.

-Are you some kind of an athlete?
-Oh, no, just an office worker.

Ah. So working out is a hobby for you?

Yes. I also happen to love
action movies too.

Oh, do I sense a hidden master here?

Any particular kind of action?

I mean, if Michelle Yeoh is in it,
I'm there.

She can do hand-to-hand combat,
car chase. She does everything.

-So you're old-school, huh?
-Totally. Those were the days!

Nowadays, they use wires,
but back then people just jumped.

That's right.

-Exactly!
-Yeah!

They didn't use camera tricks or machines.
They did everything!

It's true.

Tae kwon!

Try to hit me.

-Yeah.
-What?

I just want to see how good
the hidden master is for myself.

-Where should I hit you?
-Anywhere you want to.

Come on.

Ooh!

Oh, dude, knock it off!

-Are you serious?
-Oh, it really hurts. It really hurts!

I'm serious. Whoa!

-How are you even that strong?
-Does it really hurt?

Well it's more about speed
than it is about my strength.

-Think it's funny? You try.
-I didn't see her hand move.

-My turn.
-Hey!

Here I come.

Whoa!

That's it!

What's that? What's that?

She almost fights better than your wife.

Wow, nicely done.

Who the heck are you?

You were a school bully, huh?

I'm the one who beat up
the school bullies!

Honey!

If you're done, you can go home now.

Uh…

She's my girlfriend.
Please look out for her.

Thought you didn't want them to know
because it'd make them uncomfortable.

Well, the more I thought about it,

I realized they'd feel more uncomfortable
if they found out later.

Yeah, I wish you'd told us sooner.

I'm sorry.
I acted without talking to you first.

It's okay.
They would have found out eventually.

I'm the one
who beat up the school bullies!

Honey!

It was bothering him.

You've fallen under my spell.

I think they're fighting.

I wonder what it would feel like
to fight someone that handsome.

Hmm. Didn't take long
for the news to spread.

How about we show everyone…

…how we say goodbye to each other?

Hmm.

Just as I thought,
no anxiety attack.

All right, well, I'll be going now.

-Mmm.
-Oh!

Is this enough,
or do you want to go a little longer?

Just a little longer.

Oh.