All language subtitles for First Episode Of Monday Night Raw (1993) - สำเนา

We are live from the streets of a chilly New York City, but it is about to get very hot here in Manhattan

Hello everyone, I'm Sean Mooney.

A few minutes ago, it was a mob scene out here.

Everyone braving the elements to be

a part of Monday Night Raw.

But now they're inside set for the action.

Hey, wait a minute.

What?

Bobby Heenan, what are you doing there?

No, no, no, no.

Oh, yes, I am.

You were replaced.

I was replaced.

Yes, sir.

By who?

Who replaced me?

Well, Rob Bartlett, you're not supposed to be in there.

This is Monday Night Raw, live from New York City.

That's right.

And I've got to be in there to host it.

No, no, you're not.

You can't get in.

I'm sorry.

I can't get in.

I can get in.

No, there are no tickets left. It's sold out in there. They're jammed to the raptor.

Show me the press case so I can get through here.

I didn't make up the rules here. I didn't make up the rules.

Cocoa beware versus Yokozuma.

You know, the guy's got the diaper thing going right up there in the middle

between the dead man's land and no man's land.

Watch out!

After Bartlett said that about Yokozuma, that's all I can think about right now.

But also, it's Damien Dementor who is my favorite, the Undertaker.

Yoko Zuna, meaning grand champion, Mr. Fuji, bringing Yoko Zuna from our sumo wrestler into the WWF.

He really has a combination of all the martial arts.

I think Yoko should never knock the ball to speak, Barclay.

Yeah, I can't say the same for Rob, but that's all right.

Yoko should spend a little less time at the sushi bar, a little more time at the salad bar, man.

Well, we'll see about that all that weight.

Yoko Zuna uses to his advantage here.

And as the Macho Man said, he has thus far not even been knocked off his feet.

Much less undefeated.

He hasn't seen his feet in quite some time.

That's a good point as well.

My God.

Yeah, yes, take a look.

My, this guy's got his own no fly zone.

No, that's not right.

He doesn't even have a zipper.

You gotta understand that.

Take a look.

505 pounds, Yoko Zuna.

He's got an ass like an amphitheater.

Woo!

computational pole

Let me tell you something. He's going against a real tough guy and hope you be aware. He doesn't have freaky with them

I wonder if that'll be a fact

Yeah, where is Frankie?

You're gonna have a little snack before he came out. That's what it would be a little snack to him

Hey Vince, don't regulations indicate that Yokozuma should be wearing a bra

Not to hear in the World Rustic Federation and certainly not on Monday Night Raw

anything you can wrestle but he can't walk the beat imagine this man could do

almost anything he wants to do what you talking about Yoko Mr. Fuji

bowing with a nod of approval and by the way Yoko Zuna is headed to the Royal

Rumble as you are as well macho man you bet and I bet you when you get him in

the ring it's gonna be hard to put the 29 other guys in there too not much room

much less how are you gonna get a big man like that out look at this Cocoa

shoved back to the corner.

I've never seen Coco be wear thrown so easily before.

I'm thinking that he's gonna have to get up and

make a better account for himself right now.

Coco quite a competitor.

Coco normally in tag team fashion,

joining Owen Hart as high energy.

Oh, look at that.

Coco, stay down.

Yeah, grab that.

You yourself a favor, babe.

No, he's a fighter. He's a fighter.

He'll get there.

Unfortunately, Coco's tag team partner, Owen Hart,

started bringing a bit of an injury.

the hands of Razor Ramon recently.

Razor Ramon's going against Fred Hart for the world title.

Little history there.

And later on, as we stated, we will have a special interview with the number one

contender to meet Fred Hart at the Royal Rumble, Razor Ramon.

But right now, Cocoa Beware must figure out Yokozuna.

If you're Cocoa Macho Man, what do you do?

Obviously, you don't try the power.

It's too late to leave the building and leave the arena and leave the state and

leave the country because everybody's watching you live.

So you gotta-

Well, top kick, maybe I'll do it.

No.

How about that one?

It's like trying to stop a battleship with a slingshot.

He staggered him.

Whoa!

Cocoa's hurt.

There is no Japanese word for leftover Vince.

I suppose not.

Cocoa beware, suffering the effect of that leg drop by 505 pounder just a moment ago.

Come on ref, get in there.

Blayton Choco, Cocoa back to the buckle.

And off.

Champion, whomever he may be, the WWF Champion, Adrossa Manny.

Right now, let's go back and take another look.

Yoko Zuna, but take a look at this.

All right, Rob.

What do you think?

I think if he just skipped a few lunches,

we wouldn't need to do that headlock on hunger.

Yeah, well.

That's the Squashola.

Yoko Zuna, quite a performer on his way to Sacramento,

California, for the rumble.

On January 24th.

30 wrestlers, one ring, something's got to give.

And in a championship match,

Brett the Hitman heart puts his title on the line.

Monday Night Raw Uncut.

And just a few moments we're gonna take you to

since Bobby the Brain Heenan is on the outside

and apparently cannot make it in on the inside.

Nonetheless, for all you Bobby the Brain Heenan fans,

let's take you to Bobby the Brain Heenan via videotape.

He's picking up Narcissus.

Hey, Mr. Perfect, I heard you're asking questions

of the other wrestlers.

Hey, who is this guy, Narcissus?

What do you know about him?

Is he truly beyond perfect?

Is it possible for anyone to have those qualities superior to mine?

Well, let me answer your questions, Mr. Perfect.

Comparing you to Narcissus would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure.

Now, I know horse manure has its place in this world,

even perfect horse manure.

But perfect, there is only room in this world

for one human being that is truly anatomically perfect,

that is physically and mentally superior

beyond imagination.

Why, Ric Flair and I both agree that Michelangelo could not capture on canvas the stupendous

qualities of Narcissus.

He could not sculpt from marble the metamorphic qualities of Narcissus.

Why Narcissus is so beyond perfect, it's like he's from another galaxy.

So, Mr. Perfect, when you see me unveil Narcissus at the Royal Rumble,

you are going to think, if you can, that Narcissus is from another world.

Well, I must say, I'm looking forward to the unveiling of Narcissus.

Obviously, the word brain is used loosely there, Vince.

Ah, the buzz!

He's on the outside and you're on the inside Bob that says something and take a look at this tag team coming in

Nice pants all American from the University of Michigan they're getting ready for the royal

And they're going against the Beverly Brothers

What a tag team that's gonna be

Now who's the one with the headgear Rick or Scott?

Let's see, the one in the middle.

It's Rick, no, I'm just kidding with you.

I'm kidding, but I'm not joking.

I'll tell you what, it's very easy to tell the Steiner's apart, but

how do you tell these executioners apart?

Very, very close to the same size.

Wait a minute, who's that in the, that's that goofy clown in the background,

if you see, yes, what a maneuver by Scott Steiner.

A Steiner Brothers taking the WWF by storm in the tag team world.

Tag team situation is heating up in the wrestling federation.

It's a goofy clown.

I don't like him.

That's dork the clown.

That's dork.

What a name for a clown, dork.

His name is dork.

It's dork, not dork.

You could call him anything you want.

It could be dork, it could very well be dork.

I like dork.

That's the dork.

Rick Steiner being set up now, nice reversal.

Oh, yes, look at that power, he shoved him right into the second rope.

Rostus footing in everything, nice maneuver on the part of the Steiner.

Got one word from Mr. Steiner, electrolysis.

Ha, ha, ha.

You know, if it wasn't that Bartlett was sitting with us right now,

McMahon, I would think that he was one of the executioners.

Well, I don't know about that.

I hate when that happens.

Rick Steiner, Rick Steiner, a dog of sorts.

A pit bull, and what I'll tell you what,

reading the New York Times, it passed Sunday.

Hey, Mo, hey, Mo.

They think of another pit bull.

Get back at O'Ramiya, will see.

Get back at O'Ramiya, will see.

From Buffalo, you'll be seeing him.

Rich Barat is headed to the World Wrestling Federation from the Buffalo Vils on his way.

He claims the NFL is merely a stepping stone to the WWF.

You may have to face him one day, Lacho, my goodness.

After watching the steps with the Steiner brothers, he may change his mind.

Yeah, I doubt it.

I might change my mind.

My, that hurts.

I'll be catching up kicks one of these days.

Look at this, Scotty Steiner, double on their hook.

Whoa, wow.

These guys are good.

Yeah, they could very well be the best given an opportunity.

They're probably not just how good they are though when they face the Beverly's at the rumble.

Take a look at this now.

Uh-oh, what's gonna go?

Don't try this at home, kids.

Commotion going on John. Can you hear me take it?

Yes, Vince. I'm not quite sure what is going on apparently a security guard has detained a woman here. Excuse me. Excuse me

Sir

I'm sure we can straighten this all out.

We could probably go into the will to call.

Wait, wait a minute, Bobby Heenan.

I thought I'd seen everything here in the World Wrestling Federation.

But the brain and drag, this is ridiculous.

I can't believe you.

I'll give you the earrings and everything if you want to stop.

I'll give you 50 bucks to do that.

I gotta be in there.

This is wrong.

I can't believe it.

You're less than two weeks away.

Look at me, man.

I was born ready, chico.

And when you say golden opportunity,

Escatraiser, Lamont, written.

I see, but nonetheless, you certainly will recall that it took the Hitman,

Bret Hart, eight and a half long years climbing the ladder of success.

The gain to momentum he has, and you're sort of a Johnny come lately,

if you'd pardon the expression.

Hey, look, Hitman, eight and a half years, Chico.

You climb to the very, very top.

You're the main man in the WW.

Say hello to Fraser Ramon, eight and a half months and I caught you, I am numero uno.

All right, you're the number one contender.

Yes indeed, the number one contender.

And if you're the number one contender and such a great competitor,

why did you do to Owen Hart what you did?

Why jump it?

Come on.

He was the best wrestler around, and I'm sure you know him better than I know him.

Obviously your father was a big influence on you and on Brent.

Your hit man, squashing your little brother like a Kakarosh.

That was fun, man.

And you know what else?

There's nothing you can do about it.

Not not Chico that you don't want to do nothing about it

Because you can't

Thank you very much for joining us right and hit me

You know what else? You can't do nothing about

Chico you can't do nothing about razor Ramon

taking your precious gold at the Royal Rumble.

It'll head to your right, ladies and gentlemen,

and last but not least, Sunday afternoon is a bad guy.

The WWF and the Red Cross team up to put a headlock on hunger.

Yeah, and that's it, man.

It's the Square Garden Friday, January the 29th.

And what a card, Mr. Perfect versus Ric Flair.

Breton versus Bambam, Bigelow for the World Wrestling Federation title.

Shawn Michaels versus Backland for another title.

Intercontinental title, Undertaker versus Cyrus.

The Macho Man, my favorite wrestler versus Stevie Ossie.

We're from Native American Tatanka.

Jesus, Tatanka and my people speak to the great spirit

for blessings.

We, the World Wrestling Federation,

appreciate your help for people that are less fortunate than us.

Let's get a hold on headlock for hunger.

The name for Buffalo, right?

138 pounds.

Max.

Did.

Boom.

Here we go.

It's Robo wrestler.

Max Moon.

Quite a competitor.

This is a tremendous opportunity for Max Moon.

Here from New York City, where you could wear an outfit like that in the subway and not

get a second look.

Always got a chance to win the Intercontinental title right now.

It certainly does.

Macho man, I never thought you'd be undressed, but next to this guy.

Looks like Matt Masterson to me.

Looks like the River Boat Game.

Oh my goodness.

3,240 pounds.

There's a man who's got a car.

Ladies are concerned.

He's a legend in his own mind.

Nonetheless, thus far, no one has been able to take away the Intercontinental

Championship from Shawn Michaels' nice arm drive.

And you have to give this young man credit in terms of his athleticism.

He's a great act.

No doubt about it.

And he knows it, and he wants everyone else to know it.

Don't forget, folks, coming up soon, the WWF's version of the Amy Fisher story.

Pin me.

Storing the sensational Sherry as Amy.

Joey Bonafuco, and Bobby the Brain Heenan as Mary Jo.

I think he just did a Rebecca Heenan out there, didn't he?

In the streets, I'm telling you, she looked nice.

And to the ropes here, Max Moon.

Back up on his feet as well, look at this.

A lunge back off the roof, Shawn Michaels now underneath the legs, and.

Nice, put him over by Max Moon.

Another arm drive, ticked down.

And these two competitors mean business here at the Manhattan Center.

And Michaels takes a powder.

A little time to get himself together here and figure all this out.

He's on Raw Monday Night Raw right there and he's uncensored.

And uncut.

And uncooked.

Shawn Michaels looks like he's having a little problem figuring out Max Moon.

I think Moon might even be a shade quicker than Shawn Michaels.

So far that's true, but time will tell.

Will Sean be part of that Royal Rumble there, Vince?

Again, just like the macho said, time will tell.

Yeah!

Awesome!

Great, into the hammerlock, nicely done.

As far as it seems to me, Max Moon is sort of outclassing Sean Michaels.

This is where you can make a name for yourself real, real, real time.

Stay tuned later on here, folks, live from New York City.

Mayor David Dinkins versus Cardinal O'Connor.

Time permitting, of course.

Wait a minute, now we're told that we're gonna have to take a quick break.

We'll be right back as the match continues.

Stay with us.

We are coming to you from New York City's Manhattan Center live.

It's Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon with Rob Bartlett, and

the Macho Man, Randy Savage in this matchup continues for

the Intercontinental Championship, Max Boone scoring up against Shawn Michaels.

Look at that, what a match we're watching right here.

You missed it during the break, folks, Shawn Michaels pulled the knife.

Stop it, Rob, stop it, stop it, I'm sorry, it's not that raw.

But it is uncut.

Uncensored.

And uncooked.

And look at this, what I remember by Shawn Michaels.

A knife would have been nicer right there.

That was uncouth, yeah, definitely.

Shawn Michaels will do anything to retain his WWF championship.

Shawn Michaels headed to the Royal Rumble, defending the title if he is successful here

against Marty Janetti.

Sensational Sherry is scheduled to be at ringside, but we don't know in whose corner

she's going to be in.

Maybe both corners, yeah.

A little split personality going on there and possible she's the toughest one of the Bunts, maybe.

By the way, in this day and age of Pardons, WWF President Jack Tunney attempting to pardon Mike Tyson recently.

Unable to do so, but we understand that your Tyson has a monitor and a telephone and he's watching Monday Night Raw for now.

Hello, fans. Is that Mike? Is that you? Yeah. Hi, how you doing? That's Mike Tyson.

You're where?

I'm in solitary confinement.

Well, we're here at Monday Night Raw.

By myself, I might add.

All right.

We used to have fun on dates, but now you're making license plates in there, right, Mike?

We're at two and almost a count of three.

We certainly hope Mr. Clash and you are enjoying Monday Night Raw.

Oh, this is nothing.

I see this kind of stuff in the mess hall every day.

Well, I don't know about that.

Hey, who's that on the screen now?

Is that Oprah Winstreet?

There's no telling what you're gonna see here on Monday Night Raw.

That's the doink.

And it looks like Shawn Michaels is taking over on Max Moon, Mike.

By the way, any New Year's resolutions from you, Mr. Tyson?

No, just that I wanna make sure I don't miss that Royal Rumble.

The tag team between Deadly Diana and

Fabulous Fergie versus The Prince Brothers, Chuck and Andy.

That's not this year's Royal Rumble Mike. That's next year. Oh. Oh, he's nice.

This face is broken so many homes.

We said before he's stuck on himself

That face makes me break wind. I don't know about you. He's Mike. Well, they feed you there

I'm gonna be in here for another six years

Although my manager, Mr. King, he's gonna try to do the sentence to like 72 months.

It seems like he's been reducing your bank account.

That'll be quite some-

Whoa, Talon almost accounted three.

I don't know about that either.

Shawn Michaels, the aggressor at the moment against Max Moon.

Michaels wanting to head to the Royal Rumble.

his former tag team partner Marty Janetti.

You have to wonder what factor he has in anyway.

Here's another cover, two in, almost three.

What sort of a factor, sensation,

or share he will be in the matchup at the Royal Rumble?

Absolutely, and you know you've got a lot of important people

out here in the audience.

Did you know that Vince McMahon got Tito Landrum?

Tito, that's right.

Tito Landrum with the Baltimore Orioles is here,

and everybody that's anybody, yeah.

Yes Mike. What do you call this thing he's doing to him there now?

Right sort of a reverse chin auger.

That's something that Buster Douglas didn't do to you in that one bad night.

Yeah he tried. I think that'll come in handy in the yard one of these days.

Exactly. Hey listen you got a you got a raw deal. We'll tell you right there on Monday Night Raw that you got a raw deal when you ended up where you are now.

Some people say he did.

He disappeared.

Look at this, Max Moon was gonna come out on him as well.

And Michaels, he does it.

Wow, unbelievable maneuver on the part of Max Moon.

What a high risk maneuver that was.

Max Moon wants to be Intercontinental Champion.

And look at Michaels back up.

Where did Janetti might have to go after Max Moon at the Royal Rumble?

Uppercut by Max Moon, and Michaels having his problems.

Look out, carefully, you missed the thinking.

I beg your pardon?

There we go, has him in a cradle, two and no.

So, very, very close.

What does Max show his moves, Vince?

Well, he just did, I think, in a matter of speaking, there.

Max Moon, look at that, some odd kick, right on the button.

turning a dog right back around now.

But look out, this one's not over yet.

No plaques, nicely executed, cover, maybe he gets him, whoa.

History, a valiant effort by Max Moon, but John Michaels is still the-

It's Saturday morning.

It just can't seem to get out of bed.

Wake up!

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Let's face it, you've got to want it.

We're two weeks out from the Royal Rumble.

Sunday afternoon, January 24th, 4 p.m. Eastern Time.

You can see it exclusively on Pay Per View Cable TV.

Hold on to your hats.

just announced WWF Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels

to defend against challenger Marty Genetti.

Now the word is that sensational Sherry will be at ringside,

but in whose corner?

Let's see if these two gentlemen can shed some light

on that subject.

You know, nobody has been more undeserving

of an Intercontinental title shot than you, Marty Genetti,

Being Mr. Cool, I'm going to give you on anyway.

And everybody wants to know where Sherry is going to be.

Whose corner is she going to be in?

Well, I mean, I haven't had a chance to talk to her.

But like any woman, she's going to be in the heartbreak kids corner.

You can count on that.

Janetti, Royal Rumble, you're done.

January 24th, the Royal Rumble.

I'm gonna call it Marty Janetti Day

because that's the day I'm gonna get everything I want.

I'm gonna capture it in a continental championship.

And more than that, I'm gonna end the career

of you, Shawn Michaels, and you're talking about Sherry

being in your corner, you know all about Sherry.

Well, maybe you don't know Sherry as well as you think you do.

Remember, sensational Sherry will definitely be at Bringside.

Then, 30 of the greatest superstars

at the World Wrestling Federation

in the 1993 edition of the Royal Rumble.

Remember in this one, it's every man for himself.

You initially start out with two men,

then add another man every two minutes thereafter.

And here they come.

Last year's winner.

Two-time World Wrestling Federation champion, Rick Flair.

The undefeated Native American, Tatanka.

Tag team champion, IRS.

Former World Wrestling Federation champion, Bob Backland.

The King, Jerry Lawler.

And this man, Mr. Perfect.

Talking about having a good time,

talking about a smile on the face of Mr. Perfect.

No, it doesn't look out of place

because the Royal Rumble is here.

An opportunity for Mr. Perfect,

a guy who has no problems with anything

because everything in my life is perfect.

And all the great athletes that enter the Royal Rumble,

no matter how big and how strong and how powerful

and how smart you are, one thing you're not.

More prominent names include the million-tonner man, Ted DiBiase,

from Hawaii, Karush, the model, Rick Martell,

and 500-pound-plus Yokozuna,

who is standing by with his manager, Mr. Fuji.

Yoshida, look at my Yokozuma in raw rumble.

No one can move my Yokozuma.

No one can lift him up his feet.

Yokozuma, 505 pounds will be the winner in the Royal Rumble.

And all 29 opponents will fall out one by one.

And Yokozuma will be the winner.

Yes, sir!

Oh, yeah, more names.

The Macho Man, Randy Savage, Papa Shongo,

Earthquake, Papa Zerker, The Undertaker,

representing Puerto Rico, Carlos Cologne.

Whilst these names just announced,

Japanese superstar, The Great Tenru.

El Matador, Tito Santana.

One half of the natural disasters, Typhoon.

Both head shrinkers, Samu and Batu.

And this man, Mr. USA himself, Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

Hello! Hey, folks, it's Royal Rumble Time.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan's kind of match.

Because if it moves, you nail it.

I'm not gonna guarantee I win the match,

but I guarantee I'll give you 110% tough guy.

Don't forget there's even more prestige in this year's Royal Rumble, because the winner

will have an opportunity to meet the World Wrestling Federation champion at WrestleMania

9 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Speaking of the World Wrestling Federation champion in the Man of Ed at the Royal Rumble,

Brett the Hit Bad Heart meets Razor Ramon.

As you know, the emotions between these two men are running at an incredible fever pitch.

We're just two weeks away.

Don't get caught in the last-minute shuffle.

Contact your local cable company right now

and join us exclusively on pay-per-view cable TV.

Send them up for one of the year's biggest spectaculars.

Sunday afternoon, January 24th at 4 p.m.,

it's the Royal Rumble.

There is no more room inside, but the word is out

These folks are lining up to get tickets for next week's Monday night WWF rocks. Excuse me. Sure. Sure

I just I just want to I just want to ask you a question you getting your tickets for next line here get in line

Yes, I got to get inside. I got to see

I got back. What's the problem? I got to see my my nephew. His name is Ron Barnett. You have a relation. Yes

I'm uncle Morty Thelma. He needs me inside. I got to go in and to your wife earlier

Wait a minute. I've got to go inside. You might I have to he's got the

Tickets for me for tonight, for the Raw on Discount.

He's got the Discount thing, he's a good bagel, he's a good boy.

Wait a minute, Uncle Marty, you seem to be having a little problem here with your beard.

Bobby Heenan.

Okay, you know, I gotta get inside, I gotta, I'll go to any links.

I gotta get inside, I gotta get in there, I gotta, no, please you don't understand.

I gotta get the roof, the roof.

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his former manager, Harvey Whippelman and Kim Shee.

And wait a minute, for whom the bell tolls.

This guy looks like he got his hair cut during a power surge.

And now he's about to be flying.

We have come to reach my powers, Demian DeFito.

Well, at least he's using this real name.

From the outer reaches of your mind.

That's no place to be from.

And take a look, ladies and gentlemen,

the peanut hole is the under-taker.

Get your hair out of your face, you're such a pretty face.

We certainly would like to thank that media icon, Don Imus,

winner of the prestigious Marconi Award

and former governor of the state of Connecticut for today.

For allowing Rob to be here with us.

Who's the guy with the martini shaker, Vince?

Wow.

You've been working with him for some time.

You don't know who that is?

Take a look.

Who does he remind you of?

That's Paul Bear from the famous Bear family.

He could use an iron supplement.

It looks a little pale.

Not a whole lot of sun here in New York.

All these tall buildings around and stuff.

He's definitely earned the right to be the Undertaker's manager.

Whoa, Damian D'Amino.

Look at this, right in the chops, a hard right in.

Another one, look at that, right in the chops.

Damian D'Amino backing the Undertaker up.

How's him rolling now?

Off.

I think Paul should think about going to a decaffeinated brand, Vince.

He's doing very well for himself these days.

Paul Bear is, and that matters, so is the Undertaker, who likewise will join Randy

Savage, Yokozuna, and a whole bunch of competitors competing in the Royal Rumble.

And less than two weeks, Undertaker walking tall right there.

Undertaker is all over Damian Domeno.

Two big names in the Rural Wrestling Federation on Monday Night Raw, going head to head.

Domeno to the buckle.

Best far, other than the shots Domeno got in earlier, now things may just be reversed a bit.

By the way, next week, ladies and gentlemen, here on Monday Night Raw,

you'll want to join us and become live again from the Manhattan Center.

You can't make it down here. We do invite you to tune in.

We'll square off against Papa Shango and El Manonar to meet Ric Flair.

Plus, in a special interview, the reigning WWF champion,

the Hitman himself, the Hitman Barrette Hot will be here.

Wow, way up there.

You know, he wears those gloves so

he doesn't get those dish pan hangers.

Ladies and gentlemen here on Monday Night Raw and Doink likes to make children cry not laugh and crush has warned you about that

He warned me about what?

Making children cry

Hey, if they don't have a sense of humor, that's their problem. If I laugh, that's all that matters

So you're not gonna heed the warning of crush then let me tell you if he came out here right now. He would be crying

Good mr. Donk, I'd like for you to meet crush pardon me crush

Who's laughing now

Before you put your size 14 shoe in your size 20 mouth you better look over both shoulders, bro. You got that

This was just a warning, bro

If I get you touching anyone else playing your stupid jokes that only you're laughing at on anyone else, bro

You just might be wearing a cast on both arms

Tu n'as pas le droit d'exercer, tu n'as pas le droit d'exercer, tu n'as pas le droit d'exercer.

very persistent throughout the evening attempting to get inside.

Well, I've got some good news for him.

Excuse me, Bobby, I know I just got word.