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Help!

Tell me who hired you.

Please! Who hired you?

Shiller: You're trying to tell me

that someone in this department phonied the report!

Let me find out I'm wrong then.

All right, Baretta, 72 hours, but that's it.

I sold you for a little lady and three kids...

whose old man who got squashed in the cement.

You're a corpse.

If they killed your friend because he spotted this woman,

you know what's going to happen to you

now that you talked to him at the airport?

Nothing's going to happen to me.

"Lightfoot Louie" is going to be ahead of them all the way.

Tony! Amigo. "Long John Silver"!

How are you? Nice to see you.

I've got a lousy cold. How was Mexico?

Very interesting. You should've been there.

Step into the VIP vehicle. Rest your bones.

I never walk when I can ride.

What are you doing dressed up? You didn't do that for me?

No, I didn't. As a matter of fact...

Freddy, take me and my man around the corner.

I had to go to a bank to get a loan.

I get all dressed up, I walk into a liquor store somebody throws their hands up.

The cat wouldn't give me a dime, man. I hope you're hungry.

Noah's gonna play Little League this year?

Oh, yeah. No way out of it.

That's cool. No, thanks.

Let me see here now.

My friend Long John Silver's been down in Mexico

eating all the chili rellenos, so we'll skip that.

You probably had a little identity crisis.

Let me see could I shape up your personality

with a little fried chicken, watermelon?

There's no grits here. Do you have grits?

Do you know what grits are? What the hell are grits?

I don't eat that. I'm from the islands.

If it ain't shrimp and rice, forget it.

Just give me a ham and cheese on rye and a Coke.

Cancel the grits and all that other stuff.

Hey, Tony,

remember a girl named Virginia Marriott?

You put her in the slammer once for selling.

I got it, I remember.

A parole officer only gets a few winners in his life.

She was one. When I got her,

she'd been a junkie and a hooker for seven years,

since she was 15.

When I signed her off she was clean.

Six months ago, they fished her out of the harbor.

She'd been dead three days.

I remember that... a suicide. It was the same girl.

No... I didn't believe that then,

when I saw her in Mexico I knew I was right.

You saw her in Mexico?

When they pulled the girl's body out of the water,

there was no ID on the body,

so they sent a full set of her prints to Washington.

They got back a positive make.

That positive make was phony.

I'd say mistaken,

but Washington doesn't make mistakes with a full set of prints.

Virginia Marriott is not dead.

When I saw her in Mexico City

she was this close to me. I spoke to her.

She almost answered me, but she got scared and ran away.

I couldn't catch her because of this bad leg of mine.

Oy. You know, you're opening up

a whole can of bananas with something like this.

We're talking about the police department, talking about Shiller,

you're talking about the Feds, Washington.

What are you trying to tell me?

I'm trying to tell you that's a whole house awry.

I'm trying to tell you that...

I'm gonna eat this ham on rye,

and get to Shiller and find out who's dead, who's alive...

and whose fingerprints are whose.

You want another drink?

No. I gotta get home and see the family.

Okay. I'm coming over Sunday, right?

You bet.

Shrimp and rice.

You got it.

Okay.

John? John!

John... oh, my God. Back off, back away,

give him a little air, please.

Please back up. Move out of the way!

Get an ambulance here, right away.

John...

I'm here. It's me, Tony. I'm right here.

Where? Tell me where. Oh, my God.

Tony?

I'm right here. It's okay.

Got an ambulance coming. Take it easy, don't try to do nothing.

Tony, oh man... My kids... in the bags

I got presents for all three of them.

Okay... okay.

Tony? I'm right here, John.

I'm holding you, John.

My wife... give her the parking ticket...

for the car.

Tony? Stay here, John. Hang on, stay here.

Tony...? I'm right here. stay here, John.

Ain't... ain't that something?

Stay here, John...

Shiller: Baretta, I'm getting sick and tired of this.

You've been in here 10 minutes telling me

you are sure of things that you can't be sure of.

I'm sorry Shockley is dead. He was a good man,

and I know he was a friend of yours,

but he was a parole officer.

There could be dozens of people who hated his guts, and might try to kill him.

Maybe one of them did it.

Let me find out who did.

No, I'm not going to let you find out. You're too close to the case.

I already told you that. I'm assigning someone else.

Boss, you know me.

If I say I can do my job, that means I can do my job.

Nobody is questioning whether you can do your job.

I've gotta reopen the Marriott case to find out.

Why? He said she's still alive, that's why.

Fingerprints went to Washington DC.

They came back and said it was Virginia Marriott.

They say she's dead. You're trying to tell me

someone in this department phonied the report.

Let me find out I'm wrong, then.

You're a fanatic, you know that?

You get on something can't get off it, can you?

What would you do if he was your friend?

I came back from seeing his wife and kids.

I guess I'd do the same thing you're trying to do.

Do you hear these pipes in here, Billy?

One of these days this whole toilet

is gonna float right out of the hotel.

What do you expect for $90 a month?

You got hot water, don't you?

I don't need hot water in the toilet, I need it in the sink.

Me and Fred are gonna pack. Right, Fred?

Fred: Freeze!

Billy: So this is Virginia Marriott?

Yeah, that's her. I gotta go see her crazy mother.

Boy, she hates cops.

I remember when I was busting her daughter.

No such thing as a "good cop," "bad cop."

She won't talk to you, let you near the door, nothing.

I'd love to be able to tell her

that I think her daughter might be alive.

So? Why don't you?

I can't.

If she even smells cop, I'm dead.

Hi, partner. Hello.

Her daughter was in an accident a couple of years ago.

Got her leg broke in three places.

If I can find out where that body is buried

and have it exhumed,

I can find out who died in the first place.

Tony, if they killed your friend,

because he spotted this woman,

do you know what's going to happen to you,

now they know you talked to him at the airport?

Ain't nothing gonna happen to me.

"Lightfoot Louie" is gonna stay one step ahead all the way.

Do you know what's going to happen to you

if you don't get that toilet fixed? No.

Your friend's gonna drown, that's what.

I'll call the plumber.

Call a plumber, or get a rowboat.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Well, hello. How do, ma'am?

Mrs. Marriott? Yeah.

I'm Jimmy Lee Peterson from Lubbock, Texas.

Could I just borrow a minute of your time, please?

Yeah, you come on in.

Thank you very kindly, very kindly.

This is a most gracious place you have here.

"A most gracious place"... I like that.

Yes, ma'am.

You want a drink? No thank you, ma'am.

What's your pleasure?

Well, I'm looking for your daughter, Virginia.

My daughter?

Yes, ma'am.

She's dead. You sure you don't want that drink?

I'm very sorry, ma'am. No, thank you.

Yeah. May I sit?

Oh yeah. Yeah.

She drowned six months ago.

You know what they told me?

They told me it was suicide, but I don't believe that.

Virginia was a happy girl. Boy, I taught her that.

Lord, Lord.

It's a dirty rotten world, you know that?

Yes, ma'am.

It is a dirty, rotten world.

It purely is, ma'am. Yes, indeed.

Now what did you say your name was again?

Jimmy Lee Peterson?

Peterson. Lubbock, Texas. Yes, ma'am.

I don't remember Virginia mentioning your name.

You see, it was about a year ago... Yeah?

We were together for about two weeks,

and maybe she didn't want Mama to know

that she was getting ready to go out

on the rodeo circuit with me.

The rodeo circuit? Yes, ma'am.

I don't think she was too hot on you

or she would have mentioned you to me.

Maybe she was afraid that ol' Jimmy Lee

was gonna get a little involved here.

With all due respect, it's awful easy to see

where Virginia got her looks from.

It doesn't look like you gave 'em all away.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, ma'am.

That's nice, that rodeo talk.

You know what? Yes, ma'am?

That is a nice shirt you have on,

and that is nice embroidery.

Ma'am, there's something I'd like to ask...

Is that silk? That is a nice shirt.

A blue shirt. Would you sit for a moment?

I like it.

Would please tell me where the gravesite is?

Why?

I'd like to just to stroll quietly by

and pay my respects with a small bouquet.

She is right next to you.

I beg your pardon? Over there.

Oh.

Virginia, remember Jimmy Lee Peterson?

I talk to her every day.

Virginia, you want to say hello to Jimmy Lee Peterson?

You remember Jimmy Lee, Virginia, darlin'.

I'm very sorry, ma'am. I'm truly sorry.

No, stay here. You can't leave. Say hello to Virginia.

He's inside now. Stand by.

Excuse me, this is Ed Borgue's apartment?

Woman: It sure is.

Come on, I'll help you find him.

We'll be right back.

Tony: You walk like a dancer.

I am.

Your toes turn out, right? They do.

You're a pretty one. Thank you.

Oh, there he is. Wait a minute.

Freeze. Hey, Tony.

Glad to see you, partner.

Darlin', thank you very much.

I'll see you in a little while.

You sure better.

I should have worn a suit here, huh?

Why don't you tell somebody where you are?

Last thing I heard was Puerto Rico.

I just got back. I was gonna call you.

I was talking about you two days ago. Ask Mary.

Chicks... they're never around when you need 'em.

Jaime, Quatro Equis. "Hay-me, Quatro Eek-is"?

So you were talking about me, huh?

Well, I was...

Were you talking to her about me?

I was telling my neighbors,

about some of our wild radio car stories.

Those were great days, huh?

Yeah.

I don't end up missing the department.

It don't look like retirement

is going too hard on you here.

20 years... one day I look up

and my boss is 10 years younger than I am.

That's it.

Now you got the chicks 10 years younger than you, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, salud. Salud.

I want you to meet Mary.

Listen, I got a little business.

You had enough time to drop by here.

You're the business.

I gotta ask you a couple of questions.

Okay, go ahead.

Can we go in the toilet, or something?

With these guitars and everything here...

We'll step outside. How's that?

Sure.

Mamma mia.

Boy, boy, boy. Ain't this something?

Anyway, here...

do you recognize this thing?

I was in charge of the floater squad for two years.

That's a busy harbor.

I know, but that's your signature, right?

Yeah, gotta be. What's your problem?

This card says that Virginia Marriott's dead,

but somebody saw her alive a couple of days ago

in Mexico City. Who?

Somebody who knew her pretty well.

Her parole officer.

The guy had to be wrong. Did he talk to her?

Yeah, a little bit. Then she got scared and ran away.

But you can't fake fingerprints.

The Bureau in Washington doesn't make mistakes...

not when you send them a full set.

I know that. I got this figured.

Suppose this girl,

she gets next to somebody in your squad.

He gives her a blank card, she puts prints on it,

they both lay low for a while,

they wait for the right stiff to come along,

they shoot the card in,

it goes to Washington and comes back with a positive make.

Tony, why the hell would anyone do that for?

You tell me.

You're not making any sense.

Well, there's another part to it.

The parole officer was one of my best friends,

John Shockley.

Somebody killed him this morning.

The last thing he told me

was that he saw this girl alive in Mexico City.

Maybe she made a phone call from down there

and fingered him.

Well, it could shake down that way.

It could happen, it's wild,

but if the chick wanted bad enough

to read her name in the obits,

it could go down that way.

Wait a minute. It's easier than that.

Everybody's got a dentist. Dig up the body,

check it against Virginia what's-her-name's dental records,

and you'll have the answer.

I already thought of that.

But the body's in a flower pot on a coffee table

in her crazy mother's apartment.

Tony, you want some advice?

Yeah. I know.

You're chasing ghosts, old buddy. I'd file it.

I think you're right.

I'll take a cab on the whole thing.

Come on, have some chili rellenos.

I'm gonna wrap this whole thing up. Thanks, partner.

Do you still live in that hotel?

Yeah. You got something nice here. How much does it set you back?

I got a deal going for me. One of my cousins is into property management.

He set it up for me. Maybe he could set something up for you.

No, thanks. Me and Fred would go crazy in a place like this.

Eddie, you're doing all right.

It's good to see you, Tony. You too.

Don't be a stranger now. I'll be around.

He's leaving now. Let's get him.

That was to get your attention.

You got it.

On your feet.

What do you want? Are you sure you got the right guy?

My name is Billy Greenleaf. Your name is Baretta.

All you got to do is answer a simple question and walk out of here.

Why did you reopen the Marriott case?

How do you know it was reopened?

Don't ask questions. We'll do that.

Now why did you reopen the Marriott case?

Well, see...

I never believed that suicide thing in the first place.

I didn't want the case closed.

I fought to keep it open, but they went ahead and closed it.

And I waited until I had some time and I asked the boss,

and I got it reopened 'cause I never believed it and that's the truth.

You keep hitting me and I'm telling you the truth.

Tie him up.

There are reasons... Huh?

Real reasons and real evidence why a case is reopened.

Now you better come up with the truth,

'cause I can't go back to the people that hired me

and tell them you decided not to cooperate.

They wouldn't understand that at all.

Okay, I'm gonna tell ya.

A very good friend of mine,

John, was her parole officer.

He came back from Mexico and told me he saw her down there alive,

I believe him... and he got killed.

So I reopened the case and I'm gonna find out why.

That's pretty lame, man.

You can't even come up with a good lie.

Wait a minute, partner.

We're in trouble, 'cause I'm telling you the truth.

Look...

when I report back, my client wants to know one of two things...

The answer to the question or that you're dead.

I'd rather have the answer to the question...

but it's your ballgame.

I'm telling you, I swear to you.

If you don't believe it, that it really is... I gotta big...

Hi, sweetface.

Well, I'd like to say hello to all of you.

I thought you would.

What are you drinking?

He knows.

Hey, "He knows," give the lady what she's drinking.

You got it.

Just hanging around, or are you looking for a little action?

Well, I ain't never just hanging around.

It depends on the price and the action,

and I got some sore ribs there and you're making 'em feel better all the time.

I'll make 'em feel much better.

And about the price... Yeah?

Let's not discuss that until we know each other a little better, huh?

I think I'm falling in love.

Hey. What?

I'm lying to you.

About what? I can't afford you.

That's a shame.

Maybe I can afford you if you hang around a while.

Yeah, hey, Sarge... This is Baretta.

Is Andy Scanlon around there?

Okay.

Hey, stringbean! Do me a favor, will you?

Go through the files. See what you can find on a turkey named Daniel Treach.

He lives at 2000 North Commonwealth.

Yeah.

All right, I'll check with you later.

Adios.

Hey, mama! Can I help you?

Yeah, dig it!

I come here to give an ace massage to a kitty named Treach.

You aren't Freddy.

No, see, Freddy's my brother-in-law

and he's got a 1963 Chevy but it's all broke down.

He sent me to do the gig on account I'm better in the first place.

See, you're a little tense up there in your trapezius,

but your pectoralis major is cool, mama. You dig?

Well, maybe you better go up to 312

and take care of Mr. Treach's pectoralis major.

All reet! But see, don't get tense on account

of in this city it's cool for the opposite sex

to give the opposite sex a massage.

So, when I get him straight, I'm gonna come back here and cool you out, mama.

♪ Eh, eh, eh, uh, uh... ♪

Later, baby.

Thanks, Rosie.

Who is it?

Yes, Freddie, my brother-in-law, he can't make it,

so I come to give you an ace massage.

Yes, sir. Yeah, come on in.

My name's Willie.

Freddie's car broke down, do you understand?

But it don't make no difference,

'cause I taught Freddie everything he knows.

Yes, sir, you see, I got my hands insured for $100,000.

When I give you a massage,

it's right, know what I'm saying?

I'm gonna make you feel like a million dollars!

I get through with you,

you're gonna sleep like a baby, you understand?

Lay all them soft parts right up here.

Yes, sir.

A little feel now, uh-huh.

Slip up a little bit further. There you go now.

Uh-huh. Put your arms right up there.

That's beautiful. Let me just feel it now.

I got it now. I'm holding on to it, yes. Oh, man.

Baretta: Let's see here.

When I get through with you,

you're gonna think you found a little piece of heaven, sir.

Just let me get this strap...

Hey, what the hell you doing?!

Yeah.

Baretta, that thing in the warehouse... it was just a bluff.

I wouldn't have used that gun, that's the truth, it was just a bluff!

My father always said "Don't ever take out a piece unless you're gonna use it,

and don't stop using it until the job is done!" So, you're wrong on both counts.

Now, who hired you?

I can't tell you that. My life wouldn't be worth a nickel.

You rummy! What do you think your life is worth now?

All right...

we're gonna have a little burial at sea here.

We're gonna pretend that you're a big walrus, see,

and just like the Navy, we're gonna bury you in the ocean.

Tell me who hired you!

Brazil! Brazil hired me!

Brazil... Carl Brazil did it!

You mean the creep that runs the joint with the broads?

Yeah! Yeah, it's him!

Hi, I'm Chu Chu Dominguez.

Cool it, Chu Chu.

What are you doing?

Getting into it.

Yeah, you sure are.

I'm a boxer...

but I don't exercise. I eat 200 or 300 pounds of chi-chi beans a day.

Whew!

You want to give Chu Chu a little massage?

Hey, man, I'd love to,

but I got to sit here and mind the store.

Oh.

Hey, you got any money, "Chu Chu Beans"?

Sure, I won my last fight last night.

How much you want?

$25.

You like Mexicans?

Hey, I like anybody.

I used to be a Mexican, now I'm a Chicano. Viva la raza!

Hey, "Zapata," let's find you a woman.

Maybe two, huh? Mmmm.

Ooh, que mucho.

You want me to get in the water?

No, man, you only do that with me.

Oh. Okay, mermaids, out of the water.

Pick one.

Que bueno.

Don't they talk?

Sure they talk. Pick one.

You better pick one. I'm gonna be here all day.

Kim... this here's Kim.

You like chi-chi beans? I love chi-chi beans.

"Chi-chi Beans," there's a closet over there.

Yeah.

Listen, Kim, I was lying to you about them chi-chi beans.

You a cop? No, no, no, no.

I'm a guy with a problem that needs a favor.

Listen, there's a couple of guys looking for me.

You want to tell me the back way out of here?

End of the hall, turn right,

down the stairs.

Chi chi, there's... No, no, don't worry.

I didn't hear nothing.

Listen... You take care, now.

Yeah... One of these days.

Now, don't get tense.

Just keep your hands right where they are.

Don't push no buttons.

Stay nice and loose.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the guy you had worked over.

I'm Baretta.

Hey, come on, I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't want to waste no time with that penny-ante stuff.

I came here to make a deal with you.

I don't make deals with cops.

You ain't got a lot of choice, partner.

You already dealt with me your way... now you're gonna deal with me my way,

if you want the information.

You want to know why I'm looking for a girl, right?

I want to know why you want to know.

Stay loose.

Now...

it's your move.

Okay, she worked for me.

I use her to get my money from here to there.

She was my bag woman.

At the time she disappeared she was carrying 600 grand.

That's a lot to lose, even for me.

When she turned up dead in the harbor,

well, I spent a lot of time and money trying to find out who killed her.

Nothing.

Nothing till I heard you'd reopened the case.

Now...

you tell me why.

I already gave your gorillas part of it. Now I'm gonna give it all to you.

She's alive.

She's in Mexico.

A friend of mine who told me about it...

He died because of that.

She worked some kind of fingerprint deal on the ID card,

and I think I know who her connection is.

Now you got it all.

Baretta? Yeah?

It's worth 50 grand to me to know where my money is.

I don't want none of your money, pal.

I don't like the way you make it.

Our little deal... That's finished now.

Next time you see me, I'm a cop.

And you know what you are.

Steve?

I want the name of the guy who was in charge of the floater squad

that day Virginia popped up in the drink.

And I want it fast!

Hello, operator? I've been trying to make this call since 8:00 this morning.

Yeah, well, I wish you would.

It's very important.

Thank you.

Who is it?

Eddie, it's me, Tony Baretta.

Yeah, Ton...

What happened to you? You look beat.

Yeah, well, maybe Virginia Marriott

has been walking all over me for a couple of days.

What, is that some kind of bad joke? You want a drink...?

That's what that is... That's a bad joke,

'cause I ain't laughing. That's how you know it's a bad joke.

I'll tell you somebody else who ain't laughing, Eddie...

Carl Brazil ain't laughing.

I figured you ought to know that.

I ought to know it? Yeah.

Let's skip the bull, huh, Tony?

I was a cop too long and I know you too well.

You're over here because you think I phonied that death certificate.

I don't think it, I know it.

I'm not hearing this.

I'm really not hearing this.

We used to be friends, buddies.

At least I thought we were.

John was my friend.

He's dead now,

and you're living in a $1250-a-month apartment,

on five times your retirement pay!

Yeah, I've been doing a little checking, Eddie.

Why don't you read me the rights and forget you ever knew me?!

I ain't gonna do that! I ain't no dummy!

You pulled it off, man! You're home free!

Sweet and clean!

Let me tell you something... anybody could have faked those prints,

if they were faked. You're crazy, Tony, you always were.

Sure I am... "always was crazy." What do I care anyway?

It was dirty money in the first place, right?

You want to live "happily ever after" in Mexico, go ahead!

Except for one thing.

I made a deal on your life.

I sold you to Carl Brazil.

You didn't make no deal with Carl Brazil, 'cause you were never that kind!

No, not Tony, never. Well, live and learn! I sold you...

for a little lady and three kids,

whose old man got squashed out there on the cement

and didn't leave 'em 10 cents. I'm gonna leave them a bundle,

and it's gonna come out of your hide, man.

You're a corpse.

Take it to the bank and collect interest on it.

Operator: Mr. Borgue, your call to Matamoros, Mexico is ready.

Go ahead, please.

Woman: Sing out.

♪ ...Safe and secure from pain and strife ♪

Baretta: ♪ Lean on Jesus ♪ Group: ♪ Leaning ♪

♪ Lean on Jesus ♪ ♪ Leaning ♪

All: ♪ Leaning on the everlasting life ♪

♪ What a pal, so fine ♪ Group: ♪ Leaning ♪

♪ What a friend of mine ♪ ♪ Leaning ♪

All: ♪ Safe and secure from pain and strife ♪

♪ Leaning on Jesus ♪ ♪ Leaning ♪

Man: ♪ Leaning on Jesus ♪ Group: ♪ Leaning ♪

All: ♪ Leaning on the everlasting life ♪

♪ Leaning... ♪

PA system: Announcing the departure of Flight 402...

Seat number 12.

Enjoy Mexico. Have a nice flight, sir.

Thank you.

Yeah, man, how much is a ticket to Matamoros?

Matamoros, Mexico... Mmmm.

$275, round trip.

Are we talking about Tourist, "Jim"?

Tourist. That's cool.

One ticket to Matamoros, round trip.

The name is Ziggy Rainbow.

Ziggy Rainbow?

Yeah.

Salud... dinero...

and tiempo para gastarlo!

Okay.

I love you. I love you, baby.

Man: Mi camion!

Párate! Párate, ladron! Idiota!

Rosita!

Es fria, huh? Es mucha fria.

This is Ed... Rosita. Hi.

Todo esta lista? Sí, señora.

Everything's all packed, ready to go.

Tell her to start bringing it out.

Llevalo en el carro. I got it. Sí, señora.

Honey, we don't have to go now, do we?

Why don't we get the money? Then we don't have to worry about anything.

I don't want to worry about anything until we're far enough away.

Is that all you're thinking about is the money?

You know what I'm thinking about.

Tell your girl when she loads the car to watch out for that truck,

because I'm still worried about it.

Okay.

All right? Yeah, mm-hmm.

Rosita: Señora!

Wait here, baby.

Hey, it's me again! Let's talk.

Hey, Eddie!

What are you gonna do? You gonna shoot it out with me?

What about the girl? What if she takes one?

If you love her, you owe her better than that.

I don't care if it's Mexico or where it is, you're coming back with me.

You got dues to pay!

What are we gonna do, Eddie?

Lookit, baby. If he takes me, I'm going back to the States for life.

Eddie?

Why?

Eddie's dead and John's dead, too.

I don't know why.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh! Abandon ship, man!

I got some newspapers.

Oh, man. Oh, Jeez.

Where's that rummy plumber now?!

I called. He should have been here before now.

Abandon ship!

Look at that... My knee is all wet.

Made me wear my best suit, dragging me over to that crazy lady's house.

How'd I know she was gonna be sane?

She was crazy both times I went over there before.

I needed you for a bodyguard.

Oh, man, I'll never get over that look on her face,

when you told her her daughter was still alive.

Well, I guess it's a lot better to visit your daughter

in a jailhouse than talk to her in a flowerpot.

What's her daughter gonna do now?

She's gonna do fine, now that she turned state's evidence.

She should've done it before John got it, though.

She blew the whistle on Brazil.

He's gonna do a lot of hard time,

and you know that don't hurt a bit.

Fred?

You nut, man! Come here!

Get out of that water!

Come here to me, you crazy bird. Look at that.

You put a bird in the Merchants,

and what does he do? He hangs around in the water.

He thinks he's a duck. Duck?

Ow, tough guy!

Give me some of that back, you killer.

Do the crazy bird. Do the crazy bird.

Freeze!