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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:43,196 ( singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." ) 2 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,545 SHIT! WAIT! WAIT! 3 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:02,282 A BIRD JUST TOOK A CRAP ON MY SHIRT! 4 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,317 IT'S ALL OVER YOUR HEAD. 5 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,953 ON MY HEAD? OH, SHIT! 6 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:10,323 WASN'T JUST ANY BIRD THERE, BOBBY, THAT WAS A TURTLEDOVE. 7 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,292 YOU JUST GOT SHIT ON BY THE BIRD OF LOVE. 8 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,427 IT DEFINITELY WASN'T THE FIRST TIME EITHER. 9 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,829 - HOW SYMBOLIC, BOB. - DEFINITELY MEANS SOMETHING. 10 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,998 I'VE HEARD IT MEANS GOOD LUCK, ACTUALLY. 11 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,001 I WOULDN'T WANT THE BIRD OF LOVE CRAPPING ALL OVER ME. 12 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,903 EXCUSE ME, IT AIMED AT THE WHOLE BOAT. 13 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,539 - MAYBE, BUT IT LANDED ON YOU. - YOUR LOVE LIFE IS DOOMED. 14 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,575 I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING IF I WERE YOU, 15 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,277 BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN LAID IN MONTHS, 16 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,880 INCLUDING WALTER AND HE IS IN A PERMANENT RELATIONSHIP. 17 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,048 HOW PATHETIC IS THAT? 18 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:38,384 IT'S HARD TO WANT TO DO IT WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE SEEING 19 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,852 IS DESPERATE TO GET PREGNANT. 20 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,955 I FEEL LIKE A WALKING SPERM BANK. 21 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,389 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO? 22 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,959 I HAVE TRIED ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES. 23 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,894 AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TELL YOU ANYTHING. 24 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,396 EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M A PRETTY GOOD LISTENER. 25 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,931 IN FACT, I'VE BEEN STUDYING 26 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:55,335 HOW TO READ PEOPLE'S DEEPEST EMOTIONS IN THEIR BODY LANGUAGE. 27 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:56,803 THE EYES CAN TELL SO MUCH. 28 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:59,372 WHAT DO YOU SEE IN MY EYES? 29 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:00,540 I SEE A LITTLE BOOGIE. 30 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,475 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 31 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,577 AND MICHAEL, WHOSE BALLS ARE SO BLUE-- 32 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,413 DON'T EVEN START WITH ME. IF THERE IS ONE THING 33 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,316 I KNOW FOR SURE, IT'S HOW GREAT MY SEX LIFE IS. 34 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,785 MY SEX LIFE SUCKS. 35 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,621 ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE GETTING AN ERECTION? 36 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:18,324 NO, THE SEX PART'S FINE. 37 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,927 IT'S THE RELATIONSHIP PART I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH. 38 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,063 I LOVE WOMEN, I REALLY DO. 39 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,066 BUT EVERY TIME THEY BRING UP KIDS... 40 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,502 MARRIAGE AND THAT SORT OF THING, 41 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:33,940 I SEEM TO SHY AWAY, AND I WANT TO WANT THOSE THINGS. 42 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,376 WELL, WE'LL WORK ON THIS. 43 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,645 I GUESS I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS OTHER THING. 44 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:42,048 I CAN'T STOP LUSTING. 45 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:46,986 EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A WOMAN I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE... 46 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,889 ...YOU KNOW, TO HAVE SEX WITH HER... 47 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:52,659 ( clears throat ) 48 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,395 AND I EVEN DID IT WITH YOU. 49 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:59,899 WELL, WE'RE NOW AT A POINT... 50 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:03,536 IN OUR THERAPY WHERE TRANSFERENCE TAKES PLACE, 51 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:06,406 IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK OF HAVING SEX WITH YOU 52 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,408 EVERY TIME I COME HERE. 53 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,576 I DON'T EVEN THINK OF YOU AS A WOMAN ANYMORE. 54 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,013 I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 55 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,848 THE REAL REASON I'M CALLING IS 56 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:19,118 WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS NEW COMPANY, SOUTH SHORE, 57 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:24,457 OR RATHER SOUTH SHORE'S COMPETITION, TEPCO SYSTEMS, INC. 58 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:28,628 YES. IT MADE SOME BOLD MOVES ON THE SUPER HIGHWAY, 59 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,097 AND WE FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. 60 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:35,101 YES, IT WAS A SURPRISE TO ALL OF US HERE AT THE FIRM. 61 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:38,171 LAST WEEK THEY WERE STRUGGLING A LITTLE BIT... 62 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,873 ...BUT THIS WEEK WE FEEL THEY'RE... 63 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,710 ...COMING ALONG AND YOU KNOW... 64 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,145 THE IRON'S HOT AND WE'RE READY TO STRIKE, SO... 65 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,981 HOW MUCH DO I THINK YOU SHOULD INVEST? 66 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:54,520 WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR GOALS... 67 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:58,157 PERSONALLY, I WOULDN'T GO BELOW 25,000? 68 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:03,129 2,500 IS PERFECT AS AN INITIAL PURCHASE. 69 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:07,467 SHOULD I PUT YOU DOWN FOR 2,500 FOR TEPCO? 70 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,540 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT AND I'LL CALL YOU IN A DAY OR TWO 71 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:15,742 TO SEE HOW... 72 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:19,412 I'LL WAIT FOR YOUR CALL. BYE-BYE. 73 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,616 ( bell dings ) 74 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:26,185 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 75 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,687 GOOD MORNING, MR. MONTGOMERY. 76 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,022 GOOD MORNING, JENNY. GOOD MORNING, VALERIE. 77 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,091 WOULD YOU GIVE ME THE SKETCHES FROM YESTERDAY 78 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,192 AND A HOT CUP OF TEA, PLEASE? 79 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,961 SURE THING. 80 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,501 HE IS LOOKING PARTICULARLY GOOD TODAY. 81 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,503 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 82 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,662 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 83 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:12,165 ( together ) GOOD MORNING, PROFESSOR MUSHNIK. 84 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:25,211 I BROUGHT YOU SOME FRESH MINT... 85 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:29,148 BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE MINT. 86 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,683 THANK YOU, VALERIE. 87 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,822 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU? 88 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,757 ANYTHING? 89 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,727 NO, THANKS. 90 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:51,804 SHE WANTS YOU SO BAD IT HURTS ME. 91 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:54,707 WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, JIM? 92 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,576 HAVE YOU TAKEN A GOOD LOOK AT THAT WOMAN? 93 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,244 WHAT WOMAN? 94 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,646 VALERIE? YOUR SECRETARY, 95 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,282 THE ONE IN THE BODY THAT WALKS IN AND OUT OF HERE. 96 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,118 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE? 97 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,755 JIM, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 98 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,692 ARE YOU LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WITH A MOMMY ISSUE THING? 99 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:15,094 LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO BETRAY MOMMY? 100 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:18,731 YOU GOT THE MONEY, YOU GOT THE JOB, YOU GOT THE LOOKS... 101 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,867 WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE? 102 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,735 JIM, COULD WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 103 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,638 I'M HAVING SOME REAL PROBLEMS WITH THIS CAMPAIGN. 104 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,874 I KNOW WHY YOU GET THE WOMEN TO LIKE YOU. 105 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:31,677 YOU IGNORE THEM, TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT. 106 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,713 WOMEN LOVE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT. 107 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,281 JIM, I'M PAYING YOU TO WORK HERE, 108 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:36,482 NOT TO PHILOSOPHIZE ABOUT WOMEN. 109 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:40,620 MY PROBLEM IS I'M TOO NICE. YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT COMPLICATED. 110 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,155 MR. MONTGOMERY? YOUR MOM'S ON LINE ONE. 111 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,624 THANK YOU, VALERIE. 112 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:48,227 VAL, HOW YOU DOING? YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. 113 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,664 WELL, YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE SHIT. 114 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,700 HI, MOTHER. 115 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,303 NO, MOM, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU 116 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:58,371 NO BLIND DATES? 117 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:01,173 I'M REALLY HUNGRY. THIS IS SUCH A NICE RESTAURANT. 118 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,276 THIS IS A REALLY NICE TABLE. 119 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,626 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 120 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,764 I WAS THINKING HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR EYES ARE. 121 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:28,668 THANK YOU. THAT'S SO SWEET. 122 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,703 THANKS. 123 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:34,674 SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 124 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,375 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 125 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,744 WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN? 126 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:42,415 I LIKE TO ROW. 127 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,216 HOW CUTE. 128 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,153 I USED TO DATE A GUY WHO SAILED. 129 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:52,792 PHIL. HE ALWAYS WANTED TO TAKE ME SAILING, 130 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,261 NEVER WANTED TO TAKE ME TO THE MOVIES, 131 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,363 NEVER EVEN WANTED TO TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER. 132 00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,700 HE JUST WANTED TO GO SAILING. 133 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:04,804 I SPENT A FORTUNE ON DRAMAMINE. 134 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:10,876 FINALLY, I FOUND OUT WHY PHIL LIKED GOING SAILING. 135 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,413 HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME IN PUBLIC. 136 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,949 HE WAS MARRIED. 137 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,820 YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, ARE YOU? 138 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,725 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 139 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,761 JUST CHECKING. 140 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,770 SO, WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED? 141 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,475 I HAVE SOME INCREDIBLE NEWS FOR YOU. 142 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:45,311 YOU GOT THAT PROMOTION. HONEY, THAT'S TERRIFIC. 143 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,780 NO, NO, NO. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 144 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,751 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ALICE IS PREGNANT. 145 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,753 OH... 146 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,991 CAN I HAVE SOME MASHED POTATOES, PLEASE? 147 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,366 THAT'S TERRIFIC, NANCY. 148 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,769 YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE EXCITED. 149 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,805 WHY? BECAUSE SOME GIRL WHO LIVES IN SEATTLE, 150 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,775 WHO I'VE MET THREE TIMES IN MY LIFE, IS PREGNANT? 151 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,943 I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY EVEN KNOW ALICE. 152 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,212 YOU WERE AT HER WEDDING. 153 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,415 OH... 154 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,218 READY? SET? GO! 155 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,776 I'M SPARTACUS! 156 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,745 BOTTOMS UP. 157 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,948 START CLEANING THE BAR. 158 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,419 MY MAN! 159 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,022 DID YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, OR WHAT? 160 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,324 I COULDN'T WAIT FOR IT TO END, 161 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,560 - WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? - BECAUSE THEY BORE ME. 162 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,095 DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DO. 163 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,863 YOU FIND A GREAT GIRL, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 164 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,499 DON'T YOU FIND IT MONOTONOUS DATING ALL THE TIME, BOB? 165 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,301 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DATING? 166 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,970 I MEAN THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT WINING AND DINING GIRLS. 167 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:20,506 IT CLICKS OR IT DOESN'T. IF IT DOES, 168 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,508 YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL FOR BURGERS AND FRIES, 169 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:23,576 AND SHE STILL LIKES YOU. 170 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,511 WHY DON'T YOU SKIP THE AGGRAVATION? 171 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,012 WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN? 172 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,115 STAY HOME, READ, WATCH A MOVIE... 173 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,916 CROCHET, KNIT, JERK OFF, WHATEVER. 174 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,052 WHY DO WE HANG AROUND WITH HIM? 175 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,054 STOCK TIPS. 176 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:41,293 ( chattering ) 177 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,295 HEY, WHO'S THE HOTTIE? 178 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,601 DON'T I KNOW HER FROM SOMEPLACE? 179 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,436 IF I KNEW HER, I WOULD REMEMBER. 180 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,505 ESPECIALLY IF YOU KNEW HER IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE. 181 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,406 WATCH OUT FOR THE WATER! 182 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,477 ( all laughing ) 183 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,519 - HEY, I'LL GET THE OARS. - THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 184 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,122 YES, YES, YES. 185 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,557 CHEERS. 186 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,461 I THINK WE DID VERY GOOD TODAY. 187 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,363 NOT TOO BAD. NOT TOO BAD. 188 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:20,633 WE'RE COMING ALONG. 189 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,868 COME ON, WE'RE HOT SHIT. 190 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,537 I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA. 191 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,438 LET'S TRY OUT FOR THE KINGSLEY REGATTA. 192 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,040 - WHAT ARE YOU ON, CRACK? - YES! 193 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,875 WE CAN WIN. 194 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,577 WE CAN ABSOLUTELY WIN IT. 195 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:32,578 NO, WE CAN'T. 196 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,147 PATRICK! ANOTHER ROUND OF J&B. 197 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,649 WE WANT TO MAKE A TOAST TO THE KINGSLEY REGATTA! 198 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,651 A TOAST TO THE KINGSLEY REGATTA! 199 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,187 WE'LL WIN IT! WE CAN DO IT. 200 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,556 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? 201 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:47,126 THE THOUGHT OF YOU GUYS IN THE REGATTA. 202 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,460 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 203 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,129 YOU GUYS STILL DICKING AROUND ON THE RIVER? 204 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,664 YES, WE'RE STILL DICKING AROUND ON THE RIVER. 205 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:54,033 I'VE SEEN YOU GUYS ROW. YOU'RE NOT THAT GREAT. 206 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,034 TELL YOU WHAT, 207 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:57,369 TOMORROW MORNING, 8:00, 208 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,371 WINNER GETS A KEG OF BEER. 209 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,472 WHOO! 210 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,640 THAT'S A BET? 211 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:08,480 OH, JESUS. 212 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,481 HERE'S A BET. 213 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,083 TOMORROW MORNING, 8:00, 214 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,585 WE RACE, LIKE YOU SAID. 215 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,652 BUT THIS TIME... 216 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,589 THE LOSER HAS TO RUN BARE-BUTT NAKED DOWN THE RIVER. 217 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,058 - ALL RIGHT. - LET'S DO IT. 218 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,894 ( hooting and hollering ) 219 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,164 AH, SHRINKAGE, SHRINKAGE! 220 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,666 FEEL THAT WIND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS! 221 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,143 HELLO! GOODBYE! 222 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,912 GOODBYE. 223 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,518 NO DOUBT, THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY OF MY LIFE. 224 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,654 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING HUMILIATED. 225 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,523 WE SHOULD HAVE VIDEOTAPED IT FOR OUR PARENTS. 226 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,526 YOU KNOW, BOB, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SUGGESTIONS. 227 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,730 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WHOLE ROWING THING. 228 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,532 - I HATE ROWING. - YEAH, ROWING SUCKS. 229 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,668 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK TO GOLF. 230 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,604 OR TENNIS, WE WEREN'T SO BAD AT TENNIS. 231 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,606 WE SUCKED AT TENNIS. 232 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:15,214 GOD, SHE HAS THE NICEST LEGS I'VE EVER SEEN. 233 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:20,119 SHE IS SO... BEAUTIFUL! 234 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,557 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOUTH! 235 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,528 DOES SHE HAVE ANY TITS? 236 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,298 HEY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. SHE IS PRACTICALLY FAMILY. 237 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,732 YOU KNOW HER? 238 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,701 I'VE KNOWN HER SINCE SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL. 239 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,504 SHE JUST MOVED HERE FROM ENGLAND. 240 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,072 YOU WANT TO MEET HER? KIMBERLY. 241 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,307 I LOVE PARISIANS. 242 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,475 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET SOME PEOPLE-- 243 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,577 WALTER, SCOTT, MICHAEL AND BOB. 244 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:50,616 - HI. I'M WALTER MUSHNIK. - BOB. HOW YOU DOING? 245 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,550 MICHAEL. 246 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,720 I HAVE SEEN AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU BOYS LATELY. 247 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,488 YEAH, THANKS. 248 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,723 YEAH, RIGHT. 249 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,191 OOOH! 250 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,794 HER FATHER WAS A LEGEND AROUND THIS PLACE. 251 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,596 HE WAS A GREAT ROWER. SO IS SHE. 252 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,298 LIKE US, I TAKE IT, RIGHT? 253 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:09,601 HAVE YOU BEEN ROWING LONG? 254 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,769 LONG TIME. 255 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,737 OH, YEAH. LONG TIME. 256 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,272 SINCE THE 40'S. 257 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,607 TRUE STORY. WEIRD STUFF. 258 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,609 COULDN'T YOU TELL? 259 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,546 YOUR RHYTHM IS A TAD WONKY. 260 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,814 OH... 261 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,349 ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE PRACTICE. 262 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:26,785 WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US A WONKY TAD. 263 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,722 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 264 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,357 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING ROWING UP? 265 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,759 WE LIVE TO ROW AND WE ROW TO LIVE. 266 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:39,198 SO, COACH, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 267 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,667 HOW DO I KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS ARE HONORABLE? 268 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,369 DON'T WE LOOK HONORABLE? 269 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:44,837 YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 270 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,638 WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP. 271 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,773 THIS IS TRUE. 272 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,708 IT WILL HAVE TO BE EARLY. 273 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,210 EARLY'S GOOD. 274 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,747 - WE LOVE EARLY. - FRIDAY MORNING AT SEVEN? 275 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,782 ( mouths seven ) GREAT. 276 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,283 - PERFECT. - FINE. 277 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,654 - EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM. - SEE YOU THEN. 278 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,356 - BYE! - BYE-BYE! 279 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,724 - THANKS, COACH. - TOODLE-OO. 280 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,292 Uhhh!!! 281 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,828 WOW! 282 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,830 UNBELIEVABLE. 283 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,134 OH, MY GOD. I HAVE A TEACHER'S MEETING FRIDAY MORNING. 284 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,103 FRIDAY MORNING AT SEVEN, I SEE MY SHRINK ON FRIDAYS. 285 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,406 I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING. 286 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,275 SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CANCEL HER OUT, RIGHT? 287 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,676 ( all together ) NO. ARE YOU KIDDING? 288 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,714 ( snoring ) 289 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,787 ( clock cuckoos ) 290 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,194 ( alarm ringing ) 291 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,732 ( clock cuckoos, Walter farting ) 292 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,804 ( multiple bells ringing ) 293 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,379 ( alarms continue to ring ) 294 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,422 ( ringing ) 295 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,261 A QUARTER TO SEVEN. YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING! 296 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,182 ( alarm ringing ) 297 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:54,366 - WHERE IS SHE? - WHAT? IT'S 7:01? 298 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:55,968 YOU LOOK GOOD. 299 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,736 THANKS. 300 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,304 I BET SHE FORGOT. 301 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,707 SHE DIDN'T FORGET. 302 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,476 HEY, GUYS. OVER THERE. 303 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,181 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. 304 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:11,817 GOOD MORNING. 305 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,886 GOOD MORNING. 306 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,488 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 307 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,457 SHOW ON THE ROAD. 308 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,726 ♪ SHOW ON THE ROAD... 309 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,735 ONE... AND TWO... 310 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,739 AND THREE... 311 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,774 FOCUSING ON YOUR RHYTHM. 312 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:39,711 EYES FRONT. WATCH THE OAR IN FRONT OF YOU. 313 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,947 WE'RE ALL FOLLOWING BOB HERE... 314 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,950 FORTUNATELY OR UNFORTUNATELY. 315 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:50,255 SIT UP TALL, TUCKING IN... LOWER BACK PULLING TO CHEST... 316 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,391 DOWN AND AWAY... 317 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,862 I WANT YOU TO FEEL IT IN YOUR BACKS, GENTLEMEN. 318 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,299 PUSH WITH YOUR LEGS. DON'T KICK, BOB. 319 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:03,268 I WANT TO HEAR THE FEATHERING. PLUM THE OARS. 320 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,504 I WANT TO HEAR ONE OAR, NOT FOUR OF YOU. 321 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,839 GOOD WALTER, PICK UP THE PACE. 322 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,841 WALTER, FOCUS! 323 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,376 I'M FOCUSING. 324 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,844 SEND THE FINISH... 325 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,982 EYES UP FRONT. PICK UP THE PACE. 326 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,351 INCREASE THE RHYTHM. 327 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,560 GOD, MAN, I HAVEN'T FELT LIKE THIS SINCE FOOTBALL PRACTICE. 328 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,862 MY BACK IS KILLING ME. 329 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,798 - REALLY? I FEEL GREAT. - YOU'RE SICK. 330 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,766 YOU DID MUCH BETTER. 331 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,970 IF YOU WORKED HARD, YOU MIGHT MAKE THE REGATTA. 332 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,404 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 333 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,607 MAYBE YOU'LL BE OUR COXSWAIN? 334 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,508 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 335 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,844 - COME ON! - PLEASE? 336 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:48,480 - WE'RE REALLY DESPERATE. - WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP. 337 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,349 YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IT? 338 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,383 YES, ABSOLUTELY. 339 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:57,789 IF THERE IS ANY DILLY-DALLYING, THEN I'M HISTORY. 340 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,325 - NO DILLY-DALLYING. - WHATSOEVER. 341 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,061 NEXT TIME WE'LL START WITH SOME EXERCISES. 342 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,931 EXERCISES. GREAT. EXERCISE. 343 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,034 I CAN LISTEN TO HER GIVING US THOSE COMMANDS ALL DAY. 344 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,103 SHE IS NOT A BAD COACH. 345 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,038 NOT BAD? SHE IS EXCELLENT! 346 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,073 I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A JOCK. 347 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,810 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT... 348 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,046 I'M HAVING KIND OF A HARD TIME CONCENTRATING. 349 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,482 SHE IS A PRETTY SERIOUS BABE. 350 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,584 SHE IS DEFINITELY ATTRACTIVE. 351 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,054 THE MORE I GET TO KNOW HER, THE LESS ATTRACTED I AM TO HER. 352 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:30,822 SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. 353 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:31,990 REALLY? 354 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,527 I THINK WE OUGHT TO MAKE A PACT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 355 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,397 NOBODY GOES OUT WITH HER LIKE, YOU KNOW... 356 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,032 A DATE-LIKE SITUATION. 357 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,502 YOU MEAN NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE? 358 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:44,436 EXACTLY. 359 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,605 SOUNDS REASONABLE. 360 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,675 DOES ORAL SEX COUNT? 361 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,109 HMMM... 362 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,611 YES. 363 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,013 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A PACT... 364 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:59,551 USING THE SACRED OAR OF TRUTH. 365 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:03,455 SHE CAN MAKE A PACT WITH MY SACRED OAR OF TRUTH. 366 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,557 YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT? 367 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:07,159 IT'S ALL YOU EVER THINK OF. 368 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,561 COME ON, GET OVER HERE. 369 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:13,565 - WE SOLEMNLY SWEAR... - WE SOLEMNLY SWEAR... 370 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,867 NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH KIMBERLY... 371 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,072 ...NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH KIMBERLY 372 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,541 FOR AS LONG AS WE SHALL ROW. 373 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:24,409 FOR AS LONG AS WE SHALL ROW. 374 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,144 SO HELP US, GOD OF THE RIVER. 375 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,014 SO HELP US, GOD OF THE RIVER. 376 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,618 HEY, KIMBERLY. 377 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:39,024 I WANTED TO THANK YOU. YOU'RE HELPING US A LOT. 378 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,625 IT'S MY PLEASURE. 379 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,996 WELL, I THOUGHT THE LEAST I COULD DO... 380 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,165 WOULD BE TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER. 381 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,569 THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, BUT ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY. 382 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:53,438 I KNOW A GREAT ITALIAN PLACE DOWN THE STREET. 383 00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:56,041 I'M NOT INTO DATING. 384 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,709 DATING? 385 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,645 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DATING? I'M TALKING ABOUT DINNER, 386 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:04,483 FOOD, YOU DO HAVE TO EAT, DON'T YOU? 387 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,621 ( engine starts ) 388 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,773 GOOD MORNING, MISS COX-SWAIN, 389 00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:32,477 COXSWAIN, COXSWAIN, I'M A RHYTHM COUNTER. 390 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:36,148 SOUNDS SERIOUSLY PERVERTED TO ME. 391 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:40,252 WHICH SCARF ON THE DUMMY? 392 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,687 THIS SCARF ON THE DUMMY. 393 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:46,725 SO... 394 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,160 ARE THEY CUTE? 395 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,532 WELL... OH, MY GOD, THERE IS ONE RIGHT THERE! 396 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,801 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 397 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:56,768 WANT TO COME IN? 398 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:59,604 HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A ROWER TO ME. 399 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,507 HE WILL. GIVE HIM TIME. 400 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,246 HELLO. 401 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,582 WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WORKED HERE. 402 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,617 SARA, WALTER, WALTER, SARA. 403 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,586 - HI. - HOW DO YOU DO? 404 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,522 WHOO! NICE TO MEET YOU. 405 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,691 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS? 406 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,126 HUH? WELL... 407 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:23,061 THERE IS A GREAT COFFEE SHOP ACROSS THE STREET. 408 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,063 I WAS JUST GOING TO HAVE BREAKFAST. 409 00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:26,698 REALLY? WHICH ONE? 410 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:30,001 WELL, YES. HOW ABOUT JOINING ME? 411 00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:33,205 I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T... 412 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:34,239 BECAUSE I'M WORKING. 413 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:35,740 NO, NO, NO. YOU SHOULD GO. 414 00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:38,076 I'LL STAY HERE AND WATCH THE SHOP 415 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,711 TRY THE BLUEBERRY MUFFINS. 416 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,314 TRUST ME, YOU WON'T REGRET IT. 417 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,316 AFTER TRAVELING WITH THE DEAD AFTER I GRADUATED, 418 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:45,684 I HAD TO GET MY ACT TOGETHER. 419 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:46,952 MY MOM WANTED ME TO GO TO MED SCHOOL, 420 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,721 MY DAD WANTED ME TO BE A LAWYER. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS WRITE. 421 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,724 YOU SPENT THE SUMMER TRAVELING WITH THE GRATEFUL DEAD? 422 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:57,863 YES, I SOLD THE MUSHROOM BURRITO, YOU KNOW? 423 00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:59,831 ANYWAY, I LIVED OUT OF MY VAN. 424 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:03,134 AND I READ ALL OF DOSTOEVSKY, TOLSTOY, SARTRE, CAMUS, 425 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,605 IT WAS GREAT AND NOW I'M TEACHING ROMANTIC LITERATURE. 426 00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,573 HOW ROMANTIC. 427 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,214 TOO MUCH CAFFEINE! 428 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,822 OUT, OUT, DAMNED SPOT. 429 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,724 MACBETH? 430 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,695 THANK YOU FOR BREAKFAST. YOU'RE WELCOME. 431 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,331 I HOPE YOU CAN GET THAT... 432 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,633 IT'S NO PROBLEM. 433 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:37,669 I REALLY ENJOYED TALKING WITH YOU. 434 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,771 I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY. 435 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:42,240 "LUNDI", THAT'S FRENCH. 436 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:45,110 KIM, LISTEN. 437 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:47,312 WE BETTER NOT TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS. 438 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:50,782 THEY MIGHT GET JEALOUS. 439 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:54,085 YES. AU REVOIR, 440 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,354 A BIENTOT. 441 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:05,664 HI, COME HERE. YOU HAVE A NICE DOG! 442 00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:06,898 WHAT'S UP? 443 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,234 OUCH! 444 00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:17,375 THIS IS LOVELY. YOU MUST EAT HERE OFTEN. 445 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,645 NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE. 446 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,847 SIGNOR STARK, ¿Come stai? 447 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,849 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 448 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,421 ONCE OR TWICE, A LONG TIME AGO. 449 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:31,256 THE USUAL BELLINI, SIGNOR STARK? 450 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:34,726 YES. WOULD YOU LIKE ONE? 451 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:37,796 TWO. PERFETTO. 452 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:44,269 SIGNOR STARK, WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND? 453 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,173 THEY HAVE GREAT PASTA. 454 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,741 MM-HMM. 455 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:58,383 SO, YOU GREW UP IN ENGLAND? WHAT, TELL ME... 456 00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:03,722 NO. ACTUALLY I SPENT 12 DELICIOUS YEARS HERE... 457 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:05,724 FOLLOWED BY A COUPLE OF CRAPPY ONES. 458 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:10,295 LONDON WAS THE AFTERMATH OF MY PARENTS' DIVORCE. 459 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:14,699 IS THAT WHERE YOU LEARNED HOW TO ROW? 460 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,735 NO, HERE. 461 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,837 MY FATHER AND I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE RIVER. 462 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,172 REALLY? 463 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:22,874 WAS HE ANY GOOD? 464 00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:25,744 YES, HE MADE THE OLYMPIC TEAM. 465 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:28,747 REALLY? THE OLYMPICS? 466 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,749 YOU'RE KIDDING. 467 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,283 NO. 468 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,420 WOW! DOES HE STILL ROW? 469 00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:39,424 NO. ACTUALLY, HE DIED LAST YEAR. 470 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:42,494 OH. I'M SORRY. 471 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:46,431 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. I NEED TO SELL THE HOUSE. 472 00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:48,500 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 473 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:52,237 WELL, I REMODEL OLD VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSES. 474 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:59,244 AND I LIVE WITH A REALLY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG FEMALE 475 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:01,212 ...NAMED LUCY. 476 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:03,815 REALLY? 477 00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:11,256 SHE IS GORGEOUS. 478 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:13,024 NICE MUSTACHE. 479 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,494 WHEN I WAS A CHILD, WE ONCE HAD TEN CATS. 480 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,464 TEN CATS? 481 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:21,433 THAT'S A LOT OF KITTY CATS. 482 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,868 NO TO MENTION KITTY LITTER. 483 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:27,939 WE LIVED ON A FARM AND MY FATHER GOT THE CATS TO KILL THE MICE. 484 00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:31,409 IF LUCY MET A MOUSE, I THINK SHE'D PROBABLY... 485 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:37,749 FALL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HER AND THEY WOULD MOVE IN TOGETHER. 486 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,020 BELLINI. 487 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,257 E SALUTTE! 488 00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:54,499 TO YOU, KIMBERLY. 489 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,843 THANK YOU FOR DINNER. 490 00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:06,845 IT WAS DELICIOUS. 491 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:08,580 THANK YOU. 492 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,115 I HAD A GREAT TIME. 493 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:11,883 ME TOO. 494 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:14,319 LET'S UH... DO IT AGAIN SOON. 495 00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:18,289 GOOD NIGHT. 496 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,557 GOOD NIGHT. 497 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:23,561 WAIT... 498 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,831 LET'S NOT TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS. 499 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,433 THEY MIGHT GET JEALOUS. 500 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,435 GOOD NIGHT. 501 00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:07,038 I JUST THINK IT'S BETTER IF WE DON'T TELL THE OTHER GUYS, 502 00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:08,173 THEY MIGHT GET... 503 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:10,542 -...JEALOUS? - MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. 504 00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:12,944 NO! COME ON! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 505 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,913 THERE IS NO WAY THAT WAS A STRIKE! 506 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,648 THAT WAS SO OUTSIDE. UNBELIEVABLE! 507 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:18,650 SORRY, I GET A LITTLE ANIMATED. 508 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:21,019 REALLY? 509 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:24,422 I KNOW, I'M A LITTLE FANATICAL, BUT I LOVE IT. 510 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:27,091 WATCH THIS NEXT PITCH. HE IS GOING TO GET A HIT. 511 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,060 NO WAY. HE'S IN A HUGE SLUMP. 512 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,628 COME ON, YOU DON'T FOLLOW BASEBALL? 513 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,064 SOMETIMES, THERE IS NO WAY HE'LL GET A HIT. 514 00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:34,365 I'LL BET YOU. 515 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:37,168 THE LOSER HAS TO HOWL AT THE MOON. 516 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,571 YOU BETTER LOOSEN UP YOUR VOCAL CORDS. 517 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:41,472 AHEM, MI, MI, MI, MI. 518 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,641 COME ON, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HIT! 519 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,611 ( howling ) 520 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:55,653 PRETTY GOOD. 521 00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,891 THAT WAS GOOD. 522 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:03,628 DROP THAT TOMATO. 523 00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:05,530 TOMATO? 524 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,498 HI, KIMBERLY. 525 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,201 MY! YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY. 526 00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:12,403 THANK YOU. 527 00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:14,973 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SPINACH? 528 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:18,443 I WAS GOING TO TRY AND COOK A SPINACH PIE. 529 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:21,012 YOU WERE GOING TO TRY AND COOK A SPINACH PIE? 530 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:26,050 YES. MY COOKING IS ABOUT AS CONFIDENT AS YOUR ROWING. 531 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:27,552 THAT BAD? 532 00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:29,087 MM-HMM... 533 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,730 SO WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COOK? 534 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:41,132 I PICKED IT UP FROM MY MOM. 535 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:44,602 I DON'T OFTEN GET TO COOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 536 00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:48,673 ROWING IS ABOUT AS SOCIAL AS I GET. 537 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:50,074 OH, DEAR! 538 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,244 THAT SMELLS DELICIOUS. 539 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,513 THIS IS NICE. 540 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:02,487 SO, KIMBERLY, DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 541 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,622 GOD, NO. 542 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,727 I WAS ENGAGED... 543 00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:14,499 AND HE GOT COLD FEET. 544 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,668 AND UH... 545 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:19,537 POOF! 546 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,077 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M JOKING ABOUT IT. 547 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,478 IT REALLY HURT. 548 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:28,146 I IMAGINE. 549 00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:30,315 THAT'S OKAY, I'M OVER IT. 550 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:35,053 IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS. MY GOD, TWO YEARS, 551 00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:37,655 I GUESS I HAVEN'T BEEN THAT SOCIALLY INCLINED EITHER. 552 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:43,728 SO, IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, NO, I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 553 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,501 A TOAST. 554 00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,574 TO THE FUTURE... 555 00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:59,243 AND TO NO MORE POOFS. 556 00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:07,752 HEY, GUYS, DID YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND? 557 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:09,554 YES, IT WAS A GREAT WEEKEND! 558 00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:11,089 SO, WHAT DID YOU DO? 559 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,658 LET'S GET THE BOAT. 560 00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:16,260 YES, LET'S GET THE BOAT. 561 00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:19,263 - HELLO, BOYS. - KIM. 562 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:22,533 - HI, KIMBERLY. - HEY. 563 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,207 ONE... AND TWO... 564 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,555 VERY NICE. 565 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,347 COME ON, BABY! 566 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,178 GENTLEMEN? 567 00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:16,414 MAY I REMIND YOU WE HAVE LESS THAN TWO WEEKS 568 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:17,915 UNTIL THE QUALIFYING RACES? 569 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,285 ONWARD, TEN AND TWO. 570 00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:23,788 AND ONE... 571 00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:26,257 AND TWO... 572 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:29,360 ... AND THREE... 573 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:30,862 ... AND FOUR... 574 00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:33,664 ... AND FIVE... 575 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:48,779 103, 104, 105... 576 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,415 106, 107, 108, 109... 577 00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:01,192 NINE, TEN... 578 00:36:06,964 --> 00:36:08,399 ONE! 579 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,718 ( chattering ) 580 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:31,322 GUYS, A CHANGE OF CLOTHES, FOR LUCK. 581 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:33,558 GOOD LUCK. 582 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:34,926 THESE ARE GREAT. 583 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,261 THESE ARE REALLY GREAT. 584 00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:38,229 STYLING. 585 00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:40,565 KIMBERLY, THAT'S REALLY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. 586 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:41,933 OKAY, GUYS... 587 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,735 YOU WORKED HARD FOR THIS, YOU CAN DO IT. 588 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:49,340 ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL. 589 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:51,909 ATTITUDE CHECK, -- READY? 590 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:54,445 ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. 591 00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:55,479 FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! 592 00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:57,481 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 593 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,802 COME ON! 594 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:21,872 FLAG! 595 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:27,511 SIX MINUTES AND 32 SECONDS, 596 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,513 YOU'VE FINISHED LAST... 597 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:32,883 BUT YOU STILL QUALIFY. 598 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:33,918 YES! 599 00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:38,823 HER MOTHER SAYS THAT SAMANTHA, THAT'S HER NAME, SAMANTHA, 600 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,859 SHE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT ENDED A YEAR AGO 601 00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:45,029 AND SHE HASN'T MET ANYONE. SHE HAS A WONDERFUL JOB. 602 00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:48,366 SHE IS FABULOUS LOOKING AND SHE HAS A NICE FAMILY. 603 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:50,401 I THINK YOU TWO SHOULD MEET. 604 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,604 MOTHER, PLEASE, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BLIND DATES. 605 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,406 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BLIND DATE, 606 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,941 I CAN ARRANGE A DINNER PARTY. 607 00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:59,377 - I DON'T THINK SO. - BUT SHE SOUNDS SO PERFECT. 608 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,379 LEAVE HIM ALONE, DEAR. 609 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,514 HOW AM I EVER GOING TO BECOME A GRANDMOTHER 610 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,416 IF MY ONLY CHILD REFUSES TO DATE? 611 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:10,354 MOM, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M ALREADY SEEING SOMEBODY. 612 00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:14,358 GOOD FOR YOU, VERY GOOD. 613 00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:17,561 WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL US ABOUT HER? 614 00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:21,465 I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HER, BUT SHE IS VERY SPECIAL. 615 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:24,568 DO WE KNOW HER PARENTS? 616 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:25,670 I DON'T THINK SO. 617 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,371 IS SHE FROM HERE? 618 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:28,973 NO. 619 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,875 WHEN DID YOU MEET HER? 620 00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:32,410 JUST RELAX, DEAR. 621 00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:33,177 A FEW MONTHS AGO? 622 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:35,112 A FEW MONTHS AGO? THIS IS SERIOUS. 623 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,481 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET TO MEET HER? 624 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,950 UM... YOU KNOW, MOM, I DON'T KNOW. 625 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,452 SOON, I SUPPOSE. 626 00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:46,424 WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? 627 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:47,558 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 628 00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:49,694 I'VE STARTED TO WORK IN MY BOOK AGAIN. 629 00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:52,630 THAT'S GREAT. YOU SHOULD BE WORKING ON IT. 630 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,399 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I PUT IT DOWN. 631 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:58,869 PROBABLY BEFORE YOU WEREN'T READY AND NOW YOU ARE. 632 00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,076 DO YOU DO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FIREARMS? 633 00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:06,143 NO. 634 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,945 YOU TAKE THE STOCK OF THE GUN TO YOUR SHOULDER, 635 00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:09,580 THIS IS YOUR STABILIZING HAND, 636 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:11,682 PICK THE TARGET, AIM THROUGH THE SIGHTS, 637 00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:12,717 LINE IT UP... 638 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,119 PICK OUT THE TROLL SUCKER YOU WANT TO KILL... 639 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:16,887 ( fire shot ) 640 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:19,590 ( troll laughs ) YOU SUCK! 641 00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:22,460 - DAMN SIGHTS ARE OFF. - GIVE ME THE GUN. 642 00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:24,161 YOU HAVE TO COCK... 643 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,133 IF YOU AIM... 644 00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:33,704 ( troll ) NICE SHOT! 645 00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,141 GOOD JOB. 646 00:39:37,174 --> 00:39:38,676 THANKS. 647 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,682 MICHAEL... 648 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,586 I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 649 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:53,524 KIMBERLY, I THINK YOU'RE INCREDIBLE. 650 00:39:57,728 --> 00:40:00,631 I FEEL SO AT EASE WITH YOU. 651 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,536 IT JUST FEELS SO RIGHT. 652 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:16,514 I'M NOT READY FOR THIS. 653 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:18,015 WHY? 654 00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:19,517 I'M AFRAID OF BEING DISAPPOINTED, 655 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:22,620 OR ABANDONED, OR REJECTED, OR MISLEAD. 656 00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:24,455 I'M AFRAID OF BEING DISAPPOINTING... 657 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:27,591 OR MISLEADING... 658 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,701 YOU KNOW, I'M CONFUSED... 659 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:41,605 ONE MOMENT I FEEL LIKE I'VE MADE FOUR REALLY GREAT FRIENDS... 660 00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:46,644 AND THEN I FEEL AS THOUGH THEY ALL WANT MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP 661 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:49,046 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. 662 00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:52,683 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO SLOW THINGS DOWN A LITTLE. 663 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,055 HAVE YOU DONE IT WITH ANY OF THEM? 664 00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,156 DONE WHAT? 665 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,724 ( girl falls ) 666 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,678 ONE, TWO, STRUM. 667 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,547 THERE YOU GO. 668 00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,718 ( reading French slowly ) 669 00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:24,341 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 670 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:30,147 I GOT IT. 671 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,688 THANK YOU. 672 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,714 ( sneezes ) 673 00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:11,188 ( sneezes again ) 674 00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:14,325 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, KIMBERLY? - YOU LOOK A LITTLE PEAKED. 675 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:16,260 MICHAEL'S RIGHT. YOU LOOK KIND OF SICKLY. 676 00:43:16,293 --> 00:43:17,962 I'M FINE. 677 00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:20,130 - I THINK WE SHOULD GO BACK. - YOU'RE RIGHT. WE SHOULD GO. 678 00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:22,266 OH, GOD. 679 00:43:22,299 --> 00:43:25,669 - LET'S TURN AROUND, WAY ENOUGH. - GUYS, I'M REALLY FINE. 680 00:43:25,703 --> 00:43:28,238 WE'LL JUST GO BACK. 681 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,675 WALTER, A LITTLE HARDER. 682 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,320 YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME? 683 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:44,855 - MM-MMM. - NO? 684 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:48,258 - I KNOW A GREAT DOCTOR. - GET SOME REST. 685 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,361 I COULD BRING YOU CHICKEN SOUP. IT'S GOT NATURAL PENICILLIN. 686 00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:53,464 I'M FINE. LET'S RESCHEDULE. 687 00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:55,766 - RESCHEDULE. - BYE! 688 00:43:56,734 --> 00:43:58,469 - MY BET... - WHAT? 689 00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:00,170 SHE'S ON THE RAG. 690 00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:02,873 ON THE RAG, BOB? NICE, BOB. 691 00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:04,908 SICK. JERK. 692 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:07,878 WHAT? I MEANT IT IN THE CLINICAL SENSE. 693 00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:10,781 COME ON GIVE ME A BREAK! 694 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,716 ( sobbing ) 695 00:44:20,024 --> 00:44:22,693 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT, 696 00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:26,730 THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO ME. 697 00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:30,801 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT... ( whispers ) THE CONDOM BROKE. 698 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,805 WHAT BROKE, MAMA? 699 00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:36,774 SHE'S THE ONE. 700 00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:40,310 SHE'S RIGHT FOR ME. 701 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:43,347 SO... ( sighs ) YOU THINK YOU'RE INTERESTED 702 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:46,316 IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH KIMBERLY? 703 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,052 YES. 704 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,953 YES, I AM. 705 00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:52,756 YOU KNOW, RELATIONSHIPS TAKE WORK, MICHAEL. 706 00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:55,459 COMMITMENT, COMPROMISE. 707 00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:58,796 YOU HAVE TO TRUST... 708 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:00,798 AND YOU HAVE TO SURRENDER. 709 00:45:00,831 --> 00:45:02,800 -I--I... - WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 710 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:05,335 I--I CAN DO THAT. 711 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:09,473 WELL, IT TAKES WORK, MICHAEL. BUT IT CAN BE WONDERFUL. 712 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:14,078 AND IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS, THEN WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS. 713 00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:18,449 WOW. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT TRUE LOVE IS. 714 00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:21,385 MAKING PROGRESS IN THERAPY. 715 00:45:24,855 --> 00:45:26,056 ( knocking lightly ) 716 00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:32,096 HI. 717 00:45:32,129 --> 00:45:33,564 HELLO. 718 00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:36,834 I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD... 719 00:45:36,867 --> 00:45:39,036 I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND SEE HOW YOU'RE FEELING. 720 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,971 I FEEL, UM... 721 00:45:41,004 --> 00:45:43,540 A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 722 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,576 GOOD. 723 00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:47,845 SO, THE 24 HOUR FLU OR SOMETHING, HUH? 724 00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:50,347 NO, NOT EXACTLY. 725 00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:51,982 NO? 726 00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:53,884 WHAT WAS IT? 727 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,887 SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED. 728 00:45:57,988 --> 00:46:00,424 OH. 729 00:46:00,457 --> 00:46:02,359 LIKE WHAT? 730 00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:04,328 UM... 731 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,999 ( clears throat ) 732 00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:15,372 I'M PREGNANT. 733 00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:17,441 YOU'RE PREGNANT? 734 00:46:20,477 --> 00:46:21,578 WHA--? 735 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:24,314 HOW--I MEAN, WOW! 736 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:27,851 WOW! 737 00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:43,934 WELL... 738 00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:47,938 I THINK WE CAN DEAL WITH THIS. 739 00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:52,075 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR A CHILD? 740 00:46:57,948 --> 00:46:59,416 ( sighs ) 741 00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:05,889 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 742 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:12,596 I WANT TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. 743 00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:17,568 I SAY, HAVE IT. 744 00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:20,003 I LOVE KIDS. 745 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:23,473 AND ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM ME... 746 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,543 ANYTHING AT ALL, IT'S YOURS. 747 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:29,012 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. 748 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,981 I MEAN IT. 749 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,018 DO YOU HAVE SOME SUGAR? 750 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:36,553 OH, YES. 751 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:48,899 HEADACHE, TOO? 752 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,636 NO, UM... 753 00:47:52,669 --> 00:47:55,572 THEY'RE ANTIDEPRESSANTS. 754 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,910 SOMETIMES I NEED A LITTLE EXTRA HELP. 755 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:05,048 WOW! JEEZ! PARANOID. 756 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:06,717 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THAT-- 757 00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:08,418 TO BE A MOM AND EVERYTHING? 758 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,554 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, IT'S GREAT. 759 00:48:10,587 --> 00:48:12,589 THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. 760 00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:15,058 I MEAN, WHO'S GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, REALLY? 761 00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:16,526 IT'S YOUR BODY. 762 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,529 LEGALLY AND MORALLY, IT'S UP TO YOU. 763 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,665 I THINK THAT'S GOOD. 764 00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:24,534 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK A LITTLE PREGNANT. 765 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,637 ( begins to sob ) 766 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,676 I MEAN IN A GOOD WAY, YOU'RE FLUSHED. 767 00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:35,078 IT'S-- YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK... 768 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:36,613 ROSY... ( sobbing louder ) 769 00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:39,016 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING I'LL BE OUT HERE. 770 00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:41,084 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I'LL BE FINE. 771 00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:43,220 I DON'T KNOW THAT I'M READY TO BE A DAD JUST YET. 772 00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:45,455 ( toilet flushes ) 773 00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:48,558 FUNNY, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT. 774 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:49,559 LIFE IS SO CRUEL. 775 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:51,528 YOU DRINK A LITTLE TOO MUCH, PASS OUT, AND BAM... 776 00:48:51,561 --> 00:48:53,997 HERE COMES LITTLE BOB, OR LITTLE BABETTE RIGHT INTO THE WORLD. 777 00:48:54,031 --> 00:48:57,634 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 778 00:48:57,668 --> 00:49:01,138 LIFE IS SHORT, THEN YOU KEEP MOVING, RIGHT? 779 00:49:01,171 --> 00:49:03,573 WOW, THERE'S NOT MUCH CHANGE IN IT. 780 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:04,708 YOU JUST PLOW FORWARD. 781 00:49:04,741 --> 00:49:07,277 RIGHT? EVERYTHING'S FINE. 782 00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:09,579 YOU OKAY? I'M SORRY. IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 783 00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:11,615 GOOD. GOOD. 784 00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:15,585 GOOD, GOOD. YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 785 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:19,189 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING. 786 00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:23,093 NO, IT'S GREAT. IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. 787 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,695 OKAY. 788 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:34,738 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE PREGNANT? 789 00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:35,906 YES. 790 00:49:35,939 --> 00:49:39,609 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT I BE HONEST WITH YOU... 791 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,745 I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU HERE. 792 00:49:41,778 --> 00:49:44,214 I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 793 00:49:44,247 --> 00:49:48,051 I HAVE NANCY AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR THREE YEARS... 794 00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:50,187 AND SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME. 795 00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:53,724 I'M DEAD. 796 00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:55,659 DEAD. 797 00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:59,262 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 798 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:01,631 THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT THING TO DO HERE. 799 00:50:04,701 --> 00:50:07,104 THIS IS AN UNPLANNED PREGNANCY. 800 00:50:07,137 --> 00:50:08,805 YOU KNOW, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 801 00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:15,212 YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY THINKING OF... 802 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:16,780 HAVING IT, ARE YOU? 803 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,389 I--I DON'T... YOU DON'T KNOW. 804 00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:27,657 I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS. 805 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:29,159 I CAN'T BE. THIS ISN'T FOR ME. 806 00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:30,827 NO, NO THANK YOU. 807 00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:35,832 OH, SHIT. SHIT! 808 00:50:50,647 --> 00:50:52,115 ( squeaks ) 809 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:14,304 ( phone rings ) 810 00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:30,754 HELLO? 811 00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:32,422 HI, NANCE... 812 00:51:32,456 --> 00:51:34,758 NOTHING, JUST CORRECTING SOME PAPERS. 813 00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:37,327 DO I WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER? 814 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,396 NO, I--I DON'T THINK SO. 815 00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:44,267 SUSHI? ALL RIGHT THEN. 816 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:47,337 I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT THEN. 817 00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:49,372 OKAY. ( makes kissing sound ) 818 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,651 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SORT OUT 819 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:04,254 WHAT I SHOULD DO, 820 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:06,656 KEEPING AN OPEN MIND. 821 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:08,925 AND I HOPE YOU CAN DO THE SAME. 822 00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:13,864 WHAT I HAVE TO SAY... 823 00:52:13,897 --> 00:52:16,700 IS GOING TO AFFECT ALL OF YOU. 824 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,909 I WANT TO HAVE THIS BABY. 825 00:52:29,779 --> 00:52:31,781 I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED... 826 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:35,485 WHY DOES THIS CONCERN THEM? 827 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,688 WELL... 828 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,326 NO... 829 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,295 HOLY SHIT. 830 00:52:46,796 --> 00:52:48,865 MY GOD. WHOA! 831 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,734 OH, MY GOD. 832 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:53,537 YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 833 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:54,371 HAVE YOU... 834 00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:57,307 HAVE YOU BEEN WITH ALL FOUR OF US? 835 00:52:58,909 --> 00:53:02,846 I'VE BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH ALL OF YOU. 836 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:10,854 AND I CARE... VERY MUCH ABOUT EACH OF YOU. 837 00:53:14,491 --> 00:53:19,796 AND I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING EACH OF YOU HAS HAD TO SAY. 838 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:21,464 AND... 839 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,370 WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO DO IS FINE WITH ME. 840 00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:33,877 I WOULD LOVE, MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD... 841 00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:38,748 FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU TO BE INVOLVED. 842 00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:40,951 BUT EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO THIS ON MY OWN... 843 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:45,855 I REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS BABY. 844 00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:56,499 KIMBERLY, WAIT... 845 00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:58,368 I'M REALLY FINE. 846 00:53:58,401 --> 00:53:59,903 I'M OKAY. 847 00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:10,380 DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? 848 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,949 HOW COULD YOU GUYS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME? 849 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,018 I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS, MAN. 850 00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:17,520 YOU GUYS ARE TRAITORS. 851 00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:18,555 THIS IS CRAZY. 852 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:21,358 AREN'T YOU A TRAITOR TOO, MIKEY? 853 00:54:21,391 --> 00:54:22,592 NO, BUT I LOVE HER. 854 00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:24,928 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS DID THIS TO ME. 855 00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:26,363 WE HAD A PACT. 856 00:54:26,396 --> 00:54:28,832 IT LOOKS LIKE WE ALL BROKE THE PACT. 857 00:54:28,865 --> 00:54:30,533 FUCK YOU! 858 00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:32,035 I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. 859 00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:33,236 RELAX. 860 00:54:33,269 --> 00:54:36,106 TRY AND BE MATURE HERE. THERE'S A BIG DECISION TO MAKE. 861 00:54:36,139 --> 00:54:37,040 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 862 00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:39,109 I'M NEVER TALKING TO THAT GIRL AGAIN, EVER. 863 00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:40,110 WELL, GOOD. 864 00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:43,046 I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW, WHO SLEPT WITH HER? 865 00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:44,648 HONESTLY, ALL I REMEMBER IS SLEEPING. 866 00:54:44,681 --> 00:54:46,650 WALTER! 867 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:49,919 I'M NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU. 868 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,355 OH, I SEE. I SEE. 869 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:57,460 SCOTT, YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER, RIGHT? 870 00:54:57,494 --> 00:54:58,428 PLEASE. 871 00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:00,664 OH, MY GOD. I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. 872 00:55:00,697 --> 00:55:02,065 I DON'T UNDERSTAND, 873 00:55:02,098 --> 00:55:05,135 WHAT DOES SHE GAIN BY HAVING ALL OF US INVOLVED? 874 00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:06,536 I MEAN, AS FATHERS? 875 00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:08,538 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T MATTER. 876 00:55:08,571 --> 00:55:11,941 I'VE MADE MY DECISION AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN. 877 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:14,544 COUNT ME OUT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS. 878 00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:16,546 I WOULD RATHER FUCKING DIE. 879 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:18,948 I'VE GOT TO CALL MY SHRINK. I THINK I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN. 880 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:20,417 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 881 00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:22,419 I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS. 882 00:55:22,452 --> 00:55:23,653 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GIRL. 883 00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:24,954 SHE'S GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE. 884 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,690 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FUCKING SLUT. 885 00:55:26,723 --> 00:55:28,858 FUCK YOU, WALTER. 886 00:55:28,892 --> 00:55:31,561 HEY, HEY! ENOUGH! 887 00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:33,096 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. 888 00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:35,565 I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU ASSHOLES AGAIN. 889 00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:38,368 WHAT ABOUT THE RACE? 890 00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:21,778 LOUISE, MY DARLING LOUISE. 891 00:56:21,811 --> 00:56:24,514 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU. 892 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:25,682 YEAH? 893 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:28,885 IS THAT WHY I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN THREE MONTHS? 894 00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:31,755 THREE MONTHS? HAS IT REALLY BEEN THREE MONTHS? 895 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:33,690 YEAH. 896 00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,859 MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK SAYS EVEN LONGER. 897 00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:37,160 ( chuckles ) 898 00:56:37,193 --> 00:56:40,764 I'VE BEEN WORKING AND ROWING A LOT. 899 00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:42,165 - ROWING? - YEAH. 900 00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:45,168 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE CALLING IT NOW? 901 00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:49,506 YOU USED TO REFER TO IT AS A "CULTURAL EXCHANGE". 902 00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:52,075 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. REALLY. IT'S... 903 00:56:52,108 --> 00:56:55,145 IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN KIND OF ROUGH OUT THERE. 904 00:56:55,178 --> 00:56:57,614 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRISIS. 905 00:56:57,647 --> 00:57:00,216 I GUESS I COULD USE A LITTLE LOUISE COMPASSION. 906 00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:06,122 WHAT'S THIS? 907 00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:09,225 YOU'VE HAD A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT IN LOVE. 908 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:09,993 YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED. 909 00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:15,565 WELL, I WISH IT WERE THAT SIMPLE. 910 00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:17,233 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 911 00:57:18,201 --> 00:57:21,204 ACTUALLY, I GUESS I'M KIND OF LOST, RIGHT NOW. 912 00:57:29,245 --> 00:57:30,747 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 913 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:32,482 SHOOT. 914 00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:35,952 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BABIES? 915 00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:37,854 ( laughs ) 916 00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:43,159 ARE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT "THE BOAR"-- 917 00:57:43,193 --> 00:57:45,261 "THE WILD BOAR", "THE BARBARIAN", 918 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,062 "THE WARRIOR", 919 00:57:46,095 --> 00:57:48,298 IS THINKING ABOUT SETTLING DOWN? 920 00:57:48,331 --> 00:57:50,133 NO, NOT EXACTLY. 921 00:57:50,166 --> 00:57:52,802 YOU'RE NOT GOING SOFT ON ME, ARE YOU? 922 00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:53,970 NO, NO, NO. 923 00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:56,539 I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW... 924 00:57:56,573 --> 00:57:59,709 ( sighs ) JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT... 925 00:57:59,742 --> 00:58:01,277 THE IDEA OF RAISING KIDS. 926 00:58:04,914 --> 00:58:06,716 WELL... 927 00:58:06,749 --> 00:58:09,786 AS LONG AS THEY'RE MINE. 928 00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:11,154 I LOVE IT. 929 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:12,922 GREAT. 930 00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,657 CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE? 931 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,561 Walter: BABIES... 932 00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:19,963 ( lullaby playing - babies crying ) 933 00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:21,764 BABIES ALL OVER. 934 00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:31,174 OH, GOD. 935 00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:32,609 YOU WERE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP. 936 00:58:32,642 --> 00:58:34,744 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 937 00:58:34,777 --> 00:58:36,779 YOU WERE. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BABIES. 938 00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:40,984 YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS TICKING. 939 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:45,922 YOU'RE FINALLY STARTING TO COME AROUND. 940 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:49,993 NO, I'M NOT STARTING TO COME AROUND. 941 00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:53,229 I'M NOT READY FOR A KID. 942 00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:01,037 ARE YOU READY FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP? 943 00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:04,908 YES. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW? 944 00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:07,010 I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? 945 00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:10,046 THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON WITH YOU, 946 00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:12,215 BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT. 947 00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:13,349 ( sighs ) 948 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,020 YOU'RE JUST IMAGINING THINGS. 949 00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:22,325 AM I REALLY? 950 00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:24,961 YES, COULD YOU JUST LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE? 951 00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:30,333 WALTER? 952 00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:34,270 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE IN OUR FUTURE? 953 00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:39,342 DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION AT THREE IN THE MORNING? 954 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,344 YES, YOU NEVER WANT TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION, 955 00:59:41,377 --> 00:59:44,948 SO, I WANT TO HAVE IT AT THREE IN THE MORNING. 956 00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:47,250 I WON'T. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP. 957 00:59:48,985 --> 00:59:50,253 FINE. 958 00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:53,957 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 959 00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:56,793 I'M PACKING, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN CALL IT. 960 00:59:56,826 --> 00:59:58,761 LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING TO PACK. 961 00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:00,096 WHERE'S MY DIAPHRAGM? 962 01:00:00,129 --> 01:00:01,731 IT'S PROBABLY FOSSILIZED BY NOW. 963 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:04,300 IT'S IN THAT UGLY THING MY PARENTS GAVE ME. 964 01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:04,867 WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING IN THERE? 965 01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:07,837 I DON'T KNOW. RESTING. 966 01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:09,706 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS NOW? 967 01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:13,076 NO. WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT THIS. I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT. 968 01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:15,111 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR THREE YEARS. 969 01:00:15,144 --> 01:00:16,779 I'M SICK OF BEING TREATED LIKE SOME PIECE OF FURNITURE. 970 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:18,982 - PIECE OF FURNITURE? - NOTHING'S PROGRESSED. 971 01:00:19,015 --> 01:00:20,984 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BETTER, 972 01:00:21,017 --> 01:00:23,319 I'D SAY YOU WERE HAVING A AFFAIR. 973 01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:24,988 -HAVING AN AFFAIR? - BUT I KNOW YOU... 974 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:26,723 AND I THINK YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF HAVING AN AFFAIR. 975 01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:27,991 YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO HAVE AN AFFAIR. 976 01:00:28,024 --> 01:00:29,726 OH, I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO HAVE AN AFFAIR? 977 01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:31,861 YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND. 978 01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:33,062 EVERYTHING'S BEEN GOING WRONG FOR ME. 979 01:00:33,096 --> 01:00:35,331 I PROMISE THINGS ARE GOING TO GET BETTER. 980 01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:38,401 THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 981 01:00:38,434 --> 01:00:42,005 I MEAN, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO WORK THINGS OUT. 982 01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:43,373 CALL ME WHEN YOU GROW UP, WALTER. 983 01:00:43,406 --> 01:00:45,408 ADIEU. 984 01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:49,078 - SHIT. - ( door shuts ) 985 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:58,488 I LIKE KIMBERLY. SHE'S GREAT. 986 01:00:58,521 --> 01:01:01,090 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY TO HAVE A KID RIGHT NOW. 987 01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:03,760 I THINK SHE NEEDS OUR HELP, BOB. 988 01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:06,763 WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHARING A LITTLE RESPONSIBILITY? 989 01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,031 SHARING? 990 01:01:08,064 --> 01:01:09,832 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S... 991 01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:10,967 ( knocking ) 992 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,101 HOLD ON A SECOND. 993 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:18,107 - HI. - SCOTT, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED. 994 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:19,275 I'M LOSING MY MIND. 995 01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:23,012 MY WHOLE WORLD IS CRASHING DOWN, AND EVERYTHING IS JUST... 996 01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:25,048 LET ME GET YOU A DRINK. 997 01:01:25,081 --> 01:01:26,082 HEY, WALTER. 998 01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:30,086 - WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? - WE NEED TO TALK. 999 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:39,062 GUYS, WE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME. 1000 01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:40,797 WE CAN'T LET THIS END OUR FRIENDSHIP. 1001 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,433 YEAH, WE'VE GOT THE RACE COMING UP... 1002 01:01:43,466 --> 01:01:45,468 WE SHOULD KEEP THE TEAM TOGETHER. 1003 01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:48,204 BOB AND I HAVE DECIDED TO HELP KIMBERLY. 1004 01:01:48,237 --> 01:01:49,772 WE HAVE? 1005 01:01:51,107 --> 01:01:52,075 WE HAVE. 1006 01:01:54,077 --> 01:01:55,878 WE HAVE. 1007 01:01:56,145 --> 01:01:58,381 AND WE THINK YOU SHOULD, TOO. 1008 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,488 NANCY LEFT ME. 1009 01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:07,924 I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A WEEK... 1010 01:02:07,957 --> 01:02:09,892 AND I WAS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE TO KIMBERLY. 1011 01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:14,530 SO, DOES THAT MEAN "YES"? 1012 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,235 DO I HAVE A CHOICE? 1013 01:02:19,268 --> 01:02:21,504 IT'S A GOOD CHOICE. 1014 01:02:21,537 --> 01:02:22,972 ( door opens ) 1015 01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,507 YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE THIS DOOR UNLOCKED. 1016 01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,175 OH, CHRIST! 1017 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:27,510 THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1018 01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:28,811 Scott: MICHAEL, WAIT. 1019 01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:31,981 I DON'T LIKE BEING TRICKED. 1020 01:02:32,014 --> 01:02:35,151 JUST HEAR ME OUT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, LEAVE. 1021 01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:37,053 COME ON. 1022 01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:39,355 LET HIM GO, SCOTT. 1023 01:02:39,388 --> 01:02:42,959 I DON'T WANT TO PART OF THIS IF HE'S GOING TO BE A PART OF IT. 1024 01:02:42,992 --> 01:02:44,560 WALTER, SIT DOWN. 1025 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:45,495 A PART OF WHAT? 1026 01:02:45,528 --> 01:02:47,063 ARE YOU GOING TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AGAIN? 1027 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:49,832 WE'VE ALL DECIDED TO HELP KIMBERLY. 1028 01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:51,267 WE WANT YOU IN. 1029 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,969 NO, WE DON'T. 1030 01:02:53,002 --> 01:02:54,937 - GROW UP, WALTER. - EAT ME, BOB. 1031 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:57,006 WE'RE FRIENDS. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 1032 01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:58,875 YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT. 1033 01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:01,511 Scott: RIGHT NOW, KIMBERLY NEEDS OUR HELP. 1034 01:03:02,578 --> 01:03:05,148 I DON'T WANT HER GOING THROUGH THIS ALONE, MICHAEL. 1035 01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:06,916 I KNOW YOU LOVE HER. 1036 01:03:08,084 --> 01:03:10,987 I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 1037 01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:14,190 OKAY? 1038 01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:19,061 ( knocking ) 1039 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:29,105 - HI. - HEY. 1040 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:31,140 - HI. - CAN WE COME IN? 1041 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:33,943 YEAH. 1042 01:03:46,589 --> 01:03:48,491 WE'VE BEEN TALKING, AND... 1043 01:03:48,524 --> 01:03:50,626 WE'VE COME TO A DECISION. 1044 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,995 WE'RE SORRY. WE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID... 1045 01:03:53,029 --> 01:03:54,664 AND YOU WERE RIGHT. 1046 01:03:54,697 --> 01:03:57,934 WE WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU DURING YOUR PREGNANCY. 1047 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,170 Bob: YOU KNOW, TO HELP OUT AND STUFF. 1048 01:04:01,204 --> 01:04:04,640 THAT IS, IF YOU LET US. 1049 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:07,543 AS LONG AS YOU TAKE THAT WHITE STUFF OFF YOUR FACE. 1050 01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:12,281 I'M SO HAPPY. 1051 01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:14,217 THANKS. 1052 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,095 I FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT THAT. 1053 01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:27,129 THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 1054 01:04:27,163 --> 01:04:28,998 HOW GREAT CAN IT BE? 1055 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,000 I THINK IT'S GOING TO ADD A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION TO OUR LIVES. 1056 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:33,102 ANARCHY. COMPLETE ANARCHY. 1057 01:04:33,135 --> 01:04:34,103 COME ON, WALTER. 1058 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:36,072 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT 19TH CENTURY ROMANTICISM, 1059 01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:38,708 THE SEARCH FOR TRUE LOVE. THE ONE YOU WANT TO DIE FOR. 1060 01:04:38,741 --> 01:04:41,978 NOW WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS A MORE TIMELY ISSUE, 1061 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:44,981 ONE THAT'S GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR EVERYDAY LIVES. 1062 01:04:45,014 --> 01:04:47,984 AND THAT IS, HOW TO DEAL WITH ROMANCE IN THE NINETIES. 1063 01:04:48,017 --> 01:04:49,185 OKAY. 1064 01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:52,054 FORGET THE PRINCE CHARMING, FORGET, UH... 1065 01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:53,589 WHAT'S THE BITCH...? CINDERELLA. 1066 01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:57,226 FORGET THE FAIRY TALES, BECAUSE THOSE ARE OUTDATED. 1067 01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:59,962 THEY ARE OUT! 1068 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:01,063 THEY'RE FINISHED! ALL RIGHT? 1069 01:05:01,097 --> 01:05:02,999 NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT. 1070 01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:07,003 TO BE OR NOT TO BE. ( rambling ) 1071 01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:14,343 NOW WE ARE MOVING INTO THE UNEXPECTED. 1072 01:05:14,377 --> 01:05:16,612 MEN ARE CHANGING. WOMEN ARE CHANGING. 1073 01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:20,082 BE READY. THIS IS THE NEW EXISTENTIALISM. 1074 01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:22,018 WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHALK? 1075 01:05:22,051 --> 01:05:25,321 THIS IS THE EXISTENTIALISM OF THE INDEPENDENT WOMAN... 1076 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:28,157 LET'S JUST CALL HER "K." 1077 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,693 AND THE DEPENDENT MAN. 1078 01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:32,128 A LITTLE GUY. 1079 01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:35,264 IT'S COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANARCHY. 1080 01:05:35,298 --> 01:05:36,332 QUESTIONS, ANYBODY? 1081 01:05:38,734 --> 01:05:41,137 WOW, UM, YES? 1082 01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:42,705 IS IT AS CRAZY AS IT SEEMS? 1083 01:05:42,738 --> 01:05:45,141 THAT'S NOT FOR ME TO DECIDE, IS IT? 1084 01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:50,112 THIS WHOLE THING HAS MADE ME-- HAS MADE ME REALIZE, 1085 01:05:50,146 --> 01:05:52,114 I REALLY AM IN LOVE. 1086 01:05:52,148 --> 01:05:53,716 I REALLY LOVE HER. 1087 01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:57,053 SURE I'M PISSED, 1088 01:05:57,086 --> 01:05:59,755 AGGRAVATED, HURT, 1089 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:03,426 ALL THOSE THINGS, BUT... 1090 01:06:04,827 --> 01:06:06,329 BUT I LOVE HER. 1091 01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:08,197 HOW NICE. 1092 01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:10,066 TELL ME, 1093 01:06:10,099 --> 01:06:14,070 DOES SHE FIT INTO YOUR DEFINITION OF "THE PERFECT WOMAN?" 1094 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:16,238 YOU KNOW... 1095 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,643 I'M NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT THAT WAY ANYMORE. 1096 01:06:20,676 --> 01:06:24,213 I JUST HAVE THESE FEELINGS. 1097 01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:26,349 THEY'RE DEEPER. 1098 01:06:26,382 --> 01:06:30,086 THEY ARE REAL DEEP FEELINGS. 1099 01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:31,420 I JUST... 1100 01:06:31,454 --> 01:06:34,357 I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS THEM. 1101 01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:36,359 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY. 1102 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,261 HELLO, MR. HARTWICK? 1103 01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:41,664 IT'S BOB HERE, FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD STOCKBROKER. 1104 01:06:41,697 --> 01:06:44,266 HOW ARE YOU? I FOUND A GREAT LITTLE STOCK FOR YOU. 1105 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,268 IT'S A SMALL COMPANY THAT JUST INVENTED A MICROCHIP, 1106 01:06:46,302 --> 01:06:49,138 THAT ALL THE OTHER MICROCHIP MANUFACTURES ARE GOING TO BE USING. 1107 01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:52,308 WHAT? I SOUND A LITTLE FRANTIC? 1108 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:53,809 NO, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. 1109 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,145 IT'S JUST GOOD TO BE ALIVE. 1110 01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:59,382 LISTEN, MR. HARTWICK, 1111 01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:01,117 YOU NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY, RIGHT? 1112 01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:03,185 AND I DEFINITELY NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY. 1113 01:07:03,219 --> 01:07:05,154 YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY TO SUPPORT, RIGHT? 1114 01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:09,191 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 1115 01:07:09,225 --> 01:07:11,127 HOW DO I KNOW? 1116 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,795 NO, I'M NOT MARRIED, BUT, 1117 01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:15,331 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO SUPPORT A CHILD THESE DAYS. 1118 01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:16,365 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1119 01:07:16,399 --> 01:07:19,168 SO, CAN I SEND YOU SOME INFORMATION ON THIS-- 1120 01:07:20,269 --> 01:07:22,171 YOU TRUST ME? 1121 01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:23,773 GREAT. 1122 01:07:23,806 --> 01:07:25,241 THAT'S GREAT. 1123 01:07:25,274 --> 01:07:27,843 I'LL HAVE MY ASSOCIATE GIVE YOU A CALL 1124 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,212 AND WE CAN GO AHEAD AND PUT THE TRANSACTION THROUGH. 1125 01:07:30,246 --> 01:07:31,213 GREAT. THANKS VERY MUCH. 1126 01:07:31,247 --> 01:07:34,216 YOU'RE MAKING A WISE INVESTMENT. THANKS. BYE-BYE. 1127 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,851 ( shouts in excitement ) YES! 1128 01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:39,555 ( exhales ) 1129 01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:41,257 GOT TO WORK A LITTLE HARDER WHEN YOU'VE GOT AN EXTRA MOUTH TO FEED. 1130 01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:43,726 YOU'RE HAVING A BABY? 1131 01:07:45,161 --> 01:07:48,464 NO. I GOT A DOG. 1132 01:07:48,497 --> 01:07:50,266 WHAT KIND? 1133 01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:53,202 A CHIHUAHUA. 1134 01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:55,471 THEY'RE SO CUTE. 1135 01:07:56,839 --> 01:07:58,340 I KNOW WHAT WE NEED FOR THAT CAMPAIGN. 1136 01:07:58,374 --> 01:08:00,142 IT RELATES TO THE NEW BABY BOOM. 1137 01:08:00,176 --> 01:08:01,510 "NEW BABY BOOM"? 1138 01:08:02,778 --> 01:08:04,480 I THINK WE SHOULD BUILD THIS CAMPAIGN AROUND A PREGNANT WOMAN. 1139 01:08:04,513 --> 01:08:07,216 - FOR A SEDAN? - EXACTLY MY POINT. 1140 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:10,352 THESE PREGNANT WOMEN ARE BUYING THESE UTILITY VEHICLES AND MINIVANS. 1141 01:08:10,386 --> 01:08:12,254 HALF THE TIME IT'S TOO MUCH CAR FOR THEM. 1142 01:08:12,288 --> 01:08:13,889 ALSO, THEY GUZZLE GAS. 1143 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,558 THE SEDAN, ON THE OTHER HAND, IT'S GOT 4 DOORS, 1144 01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:18,427 IT'S ECONOMICAL ON GAS, AND IT'S COMFORTABLE. 1145 01:08:18,461 --> 01:08:19,929 YOU'VE GOT A POINT. 1146 01:08:19,962 --> 01:08:21,931 LET'S GET SOME SKETCHES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, 1147 01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:25,201 AND LET'S PUT A PREGNANT DOG IN WITH THE WOMAN. 1148 01:08:25,234 --> 01:08:26,869 PREGNANT. 1149 01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:29,305 VALERIE, CAN YOU GET THE REPRESENTATIVES FROM DODGE ON THE LINE FOR ME? 1150 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:31,307 WHAT'S WITH HIM? 1151 01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:32,942 MAYBE HE'S FINALLY GETTING LAID. 1152 01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:35,945 VALERIE, ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH? 1153 01:08:35,978 --> 01:08:38,214 - YES. - GREAT. 1154 01:08:42,251 --> 01:08:46,222 HEY, GUYS. I GOT EVERYBODY ONE OF THESE. 1155 01:08:46,255 --> 01:08:48,224 "THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO BRING UP BABY." 1156 01:08:48,257 --> 01:08:49,625 I THINK WE SHOULD ALL READ THIS. 1157 01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:52,628 Scott: I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE NEW FUTURE, 1158 01:08:52,661 --> 01:08:54,930 KIMBERLY'S ALREADY BEEN TAKING HER PRENATAL VITAMINS, 1159 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,833 I THINK WE NEED TO START REGARDING HER DIET. 1160 01:08:57,867 --> 01:09:00,836 SHE SHOULD BE EATING FIVE WELL BALANCED MEALS A DAY, 1161 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:02,805 LIKE BURGERS, SHAKES AND FRIES, TO PUT A LITTLE WEIGHT ON. 1162 01:09:02,838 --> 01:09:03,539 NO, BOB. 1163 01:09:03,572 --> 01:09:05,207 SHE'S GOT TO PUT ON SOME WEIGHT. 1164 01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:08,611 - NO DRINKING. - VERY LITTLE CAFFEINE. 1165 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:11,914 I'M ALSO LOOKING INTO THE BEST OB-GYN IN TOWN. 1166 01:09:11,947 --> 01:09:14,984 I'VE GOT A FEW NAMES AND I'M GOING TO SET UP A FEW INTERVIEWS. 1167 01:09:15,017 --> 01:09:17,253 I'VE GOT THE NAMES OF SOME PEDIATRICIANS. 1168 01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:20,256 BOB, WE SHOULD OPEN UP A TRUST FUND. 1169 01:09:20,289 --> 01:09:22,224 ALL RIGHT. I CAN DO THAT. 1170 01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:23,492 WALTER? YOU OKAY? 1171 01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:26,262 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED OUT IN MY LIFE. 1172 01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:29,465 I THINK I'M CLENCHING MY TEETH AT NIGHT. 1173 01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:31,267 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OF A FRIEND OF MINE. 1174 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:32,668 A HOOKER? 1175 01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:33,769 MY SHRINK, YOU IDIOT. 1176 01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:36,405 OH. I HAVE THE NUMBER OF A HOOKER IF YOU NEED IT. 1177 01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:38,908 GUYS, IT'S OKAY TO BE STRESSED OUT, 1178 01:09:38,941 --> 01:09:40,943 BUT WE REALLY NEED TO LOOK AFTER KIMBERLY RIGHT NOW. 1179 01:09:40,976 --> 01:09:43,345 MAKE SURE HER WORLD IS AS STRESS-FREE AS POSSIBLE. 1180 01:09:43,379 --> 01:09:46,615 SHE USE LOTS OF MASSAGES. 1181 01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:47,483 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1182 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:49,018 WHAT? 1183 01:09:49,051 --> 01:09:50,953 ACTUALLY, BOB, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 1184 01:09:50,986 --> 01:09:54,256 SEE? I GOT THE NUMBER OF A MASSEUSE IF WE NEED IT. 1185 01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:56,559 I'VE ALSO BEEN THINKING ABOUT NATURAL CHILDBIRTHING. 1186 01:09:56,592 --> 01:09:59,995 I THINK A WATER BIRTHING IS THE WAY TO GO. 1187 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,632 NO, NO, NO. SHE NEEDS TO GO TO A HOSPITAL. 1188 01:10:03,666 --> 01:10:06,368 SHE NEEDS THE BEST CARE THAT WESTERN MEDICINE CAN OFFER. 1189 01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:07,903 WHAT'S THAT THING CALLED WHEN YOU'RE BREATHING? 1190 01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:09,572 ( exhales & inhales rapidly ) 1191 01:10:09,605 --> 01:10:11,040 YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON CHILD BIRTH? 1192 01:10:11,073 --> 01:10:13,275 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF RESEARCH. 1193 01:10:13,309 --> 01:10:15,311 SETTLE DOWN, GUYS. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1194 01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:17,513 LET'S GET HER A CELL PHONE SHE CAN CARRY AROUND. 1195 01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:18,147 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 1196 01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:20,049 DOES EVERYONE WANT A BEEPER? 1197 01:10:20,082 --> 01:10:21,050 - YES. - YEAH. 1198 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:21,984 I'LL PICK UP THE BEEPERS. 1199 01:10:22,017 --> 01:10:25,554 - ( sighs ) - WALTER? 1200 01:10:25,588 --> 01:10:27,323 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - I DON'T KNOW. 1201 01:10:27,356 --> 01:10:29,425 MY NECK IS JUST-- I DON'T KNOW, 1202 01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:32,061 IT'S LIKE A SHOOTING PAIN IN MY NECK... 1203 01:10:32,094 --> 01:10:36,632 MY ASS HURTS, AND MY BACK... 1204 01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:39,602 RELAX. 1205 01:10:39,635 --> 01:10:42,037 COME ON, MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME. 1206 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:44,506 WALTER NEEDS TO GET LAID. 1207 01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:45,407 NO, THANK YOU. 1208 01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:48,477 Michael: HEY, GUYS, WE ARE HAVING A BABY. 1209 01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:50,379 WE'RE GOING TO BE DADS. 1210 01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:54,450 IT'S THE MOST THRILLING TIME IN A MAN'S LIFE. 1211 01:10:54,483 --> 01:10:57,052 IT'S OUR-- OUR FIRST... 1212 01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,655 ...CHILD. 1213 01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:02,024 WOW! 1214 01:11:02,057 --> 01:11:04,059 I HOPE HE'S GOT MY EYES. 1215 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:08,330 AND MY BRAINS. 1216 01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:09,598 MY SENSITIVITY. 1217 01:11:10,366 --> 01:11:11,367 AND... 1218 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,602 ( together ) WALTER'S COCK. 1219 01:11:16,639 --> 01:11:18,540 WALTER, ARE YOU OKAY? 1220 01:11:18,574 --> 01:11:20,075 ( gagging ) 1221 01:11:21,710 --> 01:11:23,012 MEDIC. 1222 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:41,096 IS IT MY WEIGHT THAT'S SLOWING THIS BOAT DOWN? 1223 01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,134 SPEED, GENTLEMEN. 1224 01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:48,137 ( mocking ) 1225 01:11:48,170 --> 01:11:49,972 STRONG ARMS, BOBBY. 1226 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,708 MICHAEL, SNAP THAT CATCH. 1227 01:11:55,177 --> 01:11:57,079 FROM THE FINISH... 1228 01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:58,447 ROW! 1229 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,656 SCOTTY, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 1230 01:12:10,092 --> 01:12:12,094 KIMBERLY? 1231 01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:14,430 YOU ARE STILL SEEING HER, AREN'T YOU? 1232 01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:16,432 ABSOLUTELY. 1233 01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:19,034 ARE WE EVER GOING TO MEET HER? 1234 01:12:19,068 --> 01:12:20,669 I DON'T KNOW, MOM, SHE'S BEEN PRETTY BUSY. 1235 01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:22,604 REALLY? DOING WHAT? 1236 01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:27,142 WELL, SHE'S HAVING, ER... 1237 01:12:29,144 --> 01:12:30,112 - SHE'S HAVING... - HAVING... 1238 01:12:30,145 --> 01:12:31,180 WHAT? 1239 01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,086 SHE'S HAVING A BABY. 1240 01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:41,090 - ( gasps ) -SHE'S PREGNANT. 1241 01:12:41,123 --> 01:12:45,694 DOES THAT MEAN THAT I'M ABOUT TO BECOME A GRANDFATHER? 1242 01:12:45,728 --> 01:12:49,098 WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON HOW BROAD-MINDED YOU ARE. 1243 01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:52,101 MY BOSS OVERHEARD ME TALKING ABOUT IT. 1244 01:12:52,134 --> 01:12:56,538 HE WANTED THE SEATS. DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY? 1245 01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:01,510 ( together ) OOOH! 1246 01:13:01,543 --> 01:13:02,878 ( laughs ) 1247 01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,880 SHALL WE? 1248 01:13:04,913 --> 01:13:06,648 IF IT'S NOT TOO EXPENSIVE. 1249 01:13:12,187 --> 01:13:13,722 ( telephone rings ) 1250 01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:15,891 YEAH? I WAS JUST CURIOUS WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN'S CLOTHES 1251 01:13:15,924 --> 01:13:17,893 YOUR COMPANY'S MANUFACTURING NOW. 1252 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:19,495 HANG ON JUST A SECOND. 1253 01:13:20,929 --> 01:13:21,630 HOW DID THAT GO AGAIN? 1254 01:13:21,663 --> 01:13:23,565 PUT THE NEEDLE THROUGH THIS LOOP, 1255 01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:25,167 PULL THE YARN TO THE OTHER NEEDLE. 1256 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,469 KNIT ONE, PURL TWO. 1257 01:13:27,503 --> 01:13:29,071 LIKE THAT? 1258 01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:38,814 FIVE, SIX... 1259 01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:40,783 Father: LOOK WHO'S COMING. 1260 01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:57,800 - THAT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOU. - THANK YOU. 1261 01:13:57,833 --> 01:14:02,171 I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. I THINK IT'S GREAT. 1262 01:14:02,204 --> 01:14:04,540 - SARAH? - WHAT? 1263 01:14:04,573 --> 01:14:07,509 I FELT A KICK. COME ON. 1264 01:14:09,244 --> 01:14:11,213 - WHERE? - HERE. 1265 01:14:11,246 --> 01:14:13,182 OH, WOW. 1266 01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:18,654 ISN'T THAT THE BEST FEELING? 1267 01:14:18,687 --> 01:14:20,923 IT'S AMAZING. 1268 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,259 I HAVE TO CALL THE BOYS. 1269 01:14:25,594 --> 01:14:29,698 TO A HEALTHY BABY. TO A GOOD, STRONG BOY. 1270 01:14:29,731 --> 01:14:31,233 - WHY NOT A GIRL? - SURE. 1271 01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:33,302 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH A GIRL? 1272 01:14:33,335 --> 01:14:35,671 - LOVE HER. - YEAH, LOVE HER. 1273 01:14:36,839 --> 01:14:37,906 PROTECT HER FROM PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 1274 01:14:39,241 --> 01:14:41,844 HEY, GIRLS ADORE THEIR FATHERS. 1275 01:14:41,877 --> 01:14:43,178 GOOD POINT. 1276 01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:44,313 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH A GIRL? 1277 01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:46,181 TAKE HER TO THE BALLET? 1278 01:14:46,215 --> 01:14:48,150 WITH A BOY YOU CAN TAKE HIM TO THE GAME, YOU KNOW? 1279 01:14:48,183 --> 01:14:49,284 YOU CAN GIVE HIM A NOOGIE. 1280 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,220 GIRLS ARE MORE AFFECTIONATE... 1281 01:14:51,253 --> 01:14:52,621 AND MANIPULATIVE. 1282 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:54,256 WHOO. 1283 01:14:54,289 --> 01:14:57,659 WELL, TO A HEALTHY AND HAPPY BABY. 1284 01:14:57,693 --> 01:14:59,261 ( together ) TO A HEALTHY, HAPPY BABY. 1285 01:15:03,732 --> 01:15:04,733 WHERE'S WALTER? 1286 01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:05,801 WHERE IS WALTER? 1287 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:09,838 NANCY? 1288 01:15:11,607 --> 01:15:13,208 - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. - WHAT? 1289 01:15:13,242 --> 01:15:14,743 I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. 1290 01:15:14,776 --> 01:15:17,980 LOOK, LOOK. I'M A LYING PIECE OF SHIT. 1291 01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:20,616 I-I-I... 1292 01:15:20,649 --> 01:15:23,619 - LOOK, I JUST... - WHAT? JUST SPIT IT OUT. 1293 01:15:25,287 --> 01:15:30,859 LOOK, I CHEATED ON YOU. I'M SO SORRY. 1294 01:15:30,893 --> 01:15:32,027 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS NOW? 1295 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:33,996 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND I WANT YOU BACK. 1296 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:35,764 I MISS YOU. I MISS YOU SO MUCH. 1297 01:15:35,797 --> 01:15:39,701 THIS WHOLE THING'S MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH I MISS YOU. 1298 01:15:39,735 --> 01:15:40,903 ARE YOU STILL SEEING THAT OTHER WOMAN? 1299 01:15:40,936 --> 01:15:43,238 YES-- NO, NO. NOT REALLY. 1300 01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:45,307 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT REALLY"? 1301 01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:49,244 WELL, I MEAN, HERE'S THE THING, 1302 01:15:49,278 --> 01:15:51,213 SHE'S UM... 1303 01:15:53,048 --> 01:15:54,750 WHAT? 1304 01:15:54,783 --> 01:15:56,818 SHE'S PREGNANT. 1305 01:15:58,253 --> 01:16:01,056 YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 1306 01:16:01,089 --> 01:16:03,225 YOU COME HERE TO TELL ME YOU WANT ME BACK 1307 01:16:03,258 --> 01:16:04,893 AND YOU GOT ANOTHER WOMAN PREGNANT? 1308 01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:07,629 SHUT UP. THE BABY MIGHT NOT EVEN BE MINE. 1309 01:16:07,663 --> 01:16:10,065 YOU'RE SICK, WALTER! OKAY? YOU ARE SICK! 1310 01:16:10,098 --> 01:16:10,899 YOU NEED HELP! 1311 01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:14,002 I KNOW-- LISTEN, IT'S COMPLICATED. 1312 01:16:14,036 --> 01:16:16,305 THERE'S OTHER MEN INVOLVED. 1313 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:18,740 LOOK, CAN WE GET A CUP OF COFFEE SOMEWHERE? 1314 01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:19,808 NO, WE CAN'T GET A CUP OF COFFEE. 1315 01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:22,811 WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER. 1316 01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:23,779 LISTEN TO ME. IT'S OVER! 1317 01:16:23,812 --> 01:16:26,348 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR LYING FACE EVER AGAIN! 1318 01:16:26,381 --> 01:16:27,950 GOT IT? OVER! 1319 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:30,619 - LISTEN-- - AND DON'T FOLLOW ME! 1320 01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:33,622 - NANCY, THERE'S-- - STAY! 1321 01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:41,630 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, 1322 01:16:41,663 --> 01:16:45,267 this is the feature event of our annual Kingsley Regatta. 1323 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:49,905 Gentlemen, senior fours, 1324 01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:52,374 YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO LAUNCH YOUR SHOW. 1325 01:16:52,407 --> 01:16:53,709 I TRIED TO CALL WALTER ALL NIGHT. 1326 01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:54,977 I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS. 1327 01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:57,045 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM. - HE'LL BE HERE. 1328 01:16:57,746 --> 01:16:59,815 THANKS, WALTER. 1329 01:16:59,848 --> 01:17:01,984 ( sighs ) 1330 01:17:02,017 --> 01:17:03,852 HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 1331 01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:05,287 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1332 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:06,989 - KIMBERLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - I'M FINE. 1333 01:17:09,391 --> 01:17:12,094 DO YOU NEED A GLASS OF WATER OR SOMETHING? 1334 01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,896 DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? 1335 01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:15,998 FINALLY, HE'S HERE. 1336 01:17:16,031 --> 01:17:17,966 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 1337 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,134 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1338 01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:21,870 -YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. -WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1339 01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:23,105 STRONG FINISH. 1340 01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:28,343 TAKE CARE OF HER. 1341 01:17:28,377 --> 01:17:29,745 WE'RE GOING TO BE FIRST ACROSS. 1342 01:17:33,115 --> 01:17:35,450 ...the Leopard crew was last year's winner, 1343 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:37,052 and are far and away predicted to win 1344 01:17:37,085 --> 01:17:38,253 the Kimberly senior four... 1345 01:17:38,286 --> 01:17:40,989 LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE DOING A LITTLE HANKY-PANKY, HUH? 1346 01:17:41,023 --> 01:17:42,090 WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU? 1347 01:17:42,124 --> 01:17:44,126 SO, WHO HUMPED HER? 1348 01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:45,961 GENTLEMEN! 1349 01:17:56,471 --> 01:17:58,340 The Musketeers, a new crew, 1350 01:17:58,373 --> 01:18:00,876 HAVE BEEN UNTESTED THROUGHOUT THIS YEAR SO FAR, 1351 01:18:00,909 --> 01:18:02,077 ARE IN LANE NUMBER ONE. 1352 01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:16,358 The Turtles, who love to say, as their sign shows, 1353 01:18:16,391 --> 01:18:18,427 THEY "DO IT BETTER ON THE WATER", 1354 01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:19,961 WILL BE IN LANE FOUR. 1355 01:18:21,997 --> 01:18:24,933 The crews seem to be ready, all hands are down. 1356 01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:26,435 The wind is somewhat calmer now. 1357 01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:29,938 GENTLEMEN, THIS WILL BE THE START. 1358 01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:31,473 Lane one pret? 1359 01:18:31,506 --> 01:18:33,075 Lane two pret? 1360 01:18:33,108 --> 01:18:34,476 Lane three pret? 1361 01:18:34,509 --> 01:18:36,545 Lane four pret? 1362 01:18:36,578 --> 01:18:38,513 Etes-vous pret? 1363 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,115 PARTEZ! 1364 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:46,121 Out of the starting platform-- we have a beautiful start. 1365 01:18:46,154 --> 01:18:47,155 It's almost even. 1366 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:08,110 COME ON, BABY. 1367 01:19:08,143 --> 01:19:11,113 The Leopards have started to move out, 1368 01:19:11,146 --> 01:19:13,982 with the Sharks and the Turtles close behind. 1369 01:19:29,030 --> 01:19:31,566 ( siren heard ) 1370 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,438 KIMBERLY! 1371 01:19:43,078 --> 01:19:44,813 COME ON! 1372 01:19:48,016 --> 01:19:50,051 Well, folks, the Musketeers are really moving now. 1373 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:53,221 Great energy, folks. Great energy. 1374 01:19:53,255 --> 01:19:55,991 The Musketeers have put in a new battery. 1375 01:20:08,336 --> 01:20:13,108 The crews have just passed the 250 meter marker. 1376 01:20:13,141 --> 01:20:16,077 And the Musketeers are fighting their way to close to even. 1377 01:20:35,130 --> 01:20:37,499 The Leopards are glued on the Musketeers. 1378 01:20:40,235 --> 01:20:44,005 The Musketeers seem to be pulling ahead. 1379 01:20:44,039 --> 01:20:47,576 Yes, yes, the finish flag is coming up. 1380 01:20:48,243 --> 01:20:49,277 It's down! 1381 01:20:49,311 --> 01:20:51,613 ( cheering ) 1382 01:20:51,646 --> 01:20:54,115 The Leopards are beside themselves. 1383 01:20:54,149 --> 01:20:56,651 One of them is swearing, the other's crying. 1384 01:20:58,286 --> 01:21:00,222 They're crushed by this. 1385 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,290 This is a upset. 1386 01:21:08,396 --> 01:21:12,000 - HEY? - WAIT. 1387 01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:15,537 OPEN THE DOOR. 1388 01:21:18,006 --> 01:21:20,141 GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1389 01:21:21,176 --> 01:21:23,345 - I WAS SO SCARED. - WE THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE AMBULANCE. 1390 01:21:23,378 --> 01:21:25,547 THE BABY'S FINE. 1391 01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:28,250 - WHO'S IN THE AMBULANCE? - SOME LADY, SHE FAINTED. 1392 01:21:28,283 --> 01:21:29,684 - SHE FAINTED? - YEAH. 1393 01:21:30,318 --> 01:21:32,621 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE FANTASTIC. 1394 01:21:32,654 --> 01:21:33,655 YOU WON. 1395 01:21:33,688 --> 01:21:37,125 - WE WON? - WE WON? 1396 01:21:37,158 --> 01:21:39,194 ( all cheer & holler ) 1397 01:21:50,705 --> 01:21:53,208 Michael: GUYS, THREE MINUTES. 1398 01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:55,176 Walter: I'M SWITCHING FROM RUM TO CHAMPAGNE. 1399 01:21:56,278 --> 01:21:58,613 Scott: THAT'S GOING TO HURT IN THE MORNING, WALTER. 1400 01:22:01,182 --> 01:22:03,051 HAVE WE THOUGHT OF ANY NAMES? 1401 01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:05,086 NO. NOT YET. 1402 01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,656 I LIKE "EDGAR", FOR EDGAR ALAN POE. 1403 01:22:07,689 --> 01:22:10,191 I LIKE "WILLIE", FOR WILLIE MAYS. 1404 01:22:10,225 --> 01:22:11,693 THAT'S GOOD. 1405 01:22:11,726 --> 01:22:13,161 HOW ABOUT "AMADEUS"? 1406 01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:16,164 "AMADEUS"? HE WON'T GET BEAT UP IN SCHOOL. 1407 01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,233 LITTLE WOLFIE... 1408 01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:21,403 TO FRIENDSHIP, 1409 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:23,772 AND LOVE... 1410 01:22:23,805 --> 01:22:25,173 TO LOVE. 1411 01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:28,310 ...AND TO PROSPERITY. 1412 01:22:28,343 --> 01:22:29,744 TO PROSPERITY. 1413 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:32,147 TO OLD FRIENDS, AND NEW ADVENTURES. 1414 01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,148 YES. 1415 01:22:33,181 --> 01:22:36,451 I WOULD... 1416 01:22:36,484 --> 01:22:40,789 I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL... 1417 01:22:40,822 --> 01:22:43,024 ON BEHALF OF BOTH OF US, 1418 01:22:43,058 --> 01:22:44,693 FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS. 1419 01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:50,265 I DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD EVER MEET FOUR MEN QUITE LIKE YOU. 1420 01:22:52,434 --> 01:22:54,769 NOR DID I THINK I'D EVER HAVE A BABY LIKE THIS. 1421 01:22:56,371 --> 01:22:58,773 FOUR TIMES THE LOVE, 1422 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,176 AND FOUR TIMES THE COMPLICATIONS. 1423 01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:05,046 ANYWAY, TO THE NEW YEAR. 1424 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,047 - HAPPY NEW YEAR. - HAPPY NEW YEAR. 1425 01:23:10,685 --> 01:23:12,253 ( snoring ) 1426 01:23:21,129 --> 01:23:25,300 ( singing softly ) ♪ MAY AULD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT ♪ 1427 01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:30,372 ♪ AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND 1428 01:23:30,405 --> 01:23:35,777 WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS THEN ♪ 1429 01:23:35,810 --> 01:23:41,249 ♪ FOR THE SAKE OF AULD LANG SYNE. ♪ 1430 01:23:46,221 --> 01:23:48,089 IF YOU'RE HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING, MR. ERIKSON, 1431 01:23:48,123 --> 01:23:49,457 THEN I'D LIKE TO START AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH. 1432 01:23:49,491 --> 01:23:50,825 FINE WITH ME. 1433 01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:53,328 IS THIS THE MIGUEL RESIDENCE? 1434 01:23:53,361 --> 01:23:54,462 I SEE. ( speaks Spanish ) 1435 01:23:57,198 --> 01:23:59,200 YES, MELISSA, EDGAR ALLAN POE WAS INDEED FOUND 1436 01:23:59,234 --> 01:24:02,270 DRUNK DEAD AND BEATEN ON A BALTIMORE STREET. 1437 01:24:02,303 --> 01:24:04,205 I'M GOING TO BE IN BOSTON FOR PUMA 1438 01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:07,142 ON THE 16TH AND THE 17TH. 1439 01:24:07,175 --> 01:24:09,744 ( continues speaking Spanish ) 1440 01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:14,449 YOU'D PREFER THAT I SPEAK IN ENGLISH? 1441 01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:16,885 ( pager beeping ) 1442 01:24:16,918 --> 01:24:18,186 I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG. 1443 01:24:18,219 --> 01:24:20,789 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS HOUSE. 1444 01:24:20,822 --> 01:24:23,425 NO, I MEAN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY FRIEND. 1445 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,160 MY GIRL. MY GIRLFRIEND. 1446 01:24:25,193 --> 01:24:27,195 ( beeping ) 1447 01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:29,764 GOD! ( nervous laughter ) 1448 01:24:29,798 --> 01:24:32,233 OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO RESUME CLASS NEXT-- 1449 01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:34,836 WE'LL RESUME NEXT WEEK-- 1450 01:24:37,238 --> 01:24:39,307 "THE RAVEN", "THE RAVEN". 1451 01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,142 HANG ON A SECOND. 1452 01:24:41,176 --> 01:24:43,244 HELLO? 1453 01:24:43,278 --> 01:24:44,879 I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT THERE. 1454 01:24:45,447 --> 01:24:47,182 ( beeping ) 1455 01:24:47,215 --> 01:24:49,150 OH! OH, IT'S D-DAY! 1456 01:24:52,554 --> 01:24:54,856 EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! 1457 01:25:00,195 --> 01:25:01,930 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 1458 01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:03,498 EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 1459 01:25:06,901 --> 01:25:08,903 SHE'S POPPING! IT'S DELIVERY TIME. 1460 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,271 DELIVERY? 1461 01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:11,406 MY CHIHUAHUA'S HAVING PUPPIES. 1462 01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:14,309 CAN I HAVE ONE? I COULD REALLY USE A DOG. 1463 01:25:14,342 --> 01:25:16,344 TWO OF THEM ARE SPOKEN FOR, BUT IF THERE'S A THIRD, 1464 01:25:16,377 --> 01:25:18,813 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. GOT TO GO. 1465 01:25:18,847 --> 01:25:20,281 REMEMBER TO BREATHE. 1466 01:25:20,315 --> 01:25:22,484 OKAY. THIS IT IT! 1467 01:25:22,517 --> 01:25:24,853 BABY, CAN YOU MAKE IT TO THE FRONT DOOR? 1468 01:25:24,886 --> 01:25:27,255 HURRY UP. OKAY. 1469 01:25:29,657 --> 01:25:31,392 BREATHE. BREATHE. ( huffs ) 1470 01:25:34,996 --> 01:25:36,598 ( groans ) 1471 01:25:37,599 --> 01:25:39,167 TWO MORE TURNS. 1472 01:25:47,442 --> 01:25:49,444 I'M COMING, BABY. HERE I COME. 1473 01:25:57,018 --> 01:25:58,286 YOU'RE HERE. 1474 01:26:00,288 --> 01:26:02,857 OKAY, GOOD. OKAY. 1475 01:26:02,891 --> 01:26:05,260 I'M HERE. BABY... 1476 01:26:05,293 --> 01:26:06,394 BREATHE. BREATHE. 1477 01:26:06,427 --> 01:26:07,829 I'M AT THE GATE... 1478 01:26:07,862 --> 01:26:08,530 COMING UP THE STEPS. 1479 01:26:10,899 --> 01:26:11,633 OH, BABY. 1480 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,259 WOMAN WITH A BABY. WOMAN WITH A BABY. 1481 01:26:39,494 --> 01:26:41,863 WOMAN WITH A BABY! WOMAN WITH A BABY. 1482 01:26:43,331 --> 01:26:45,266 HEY, YOU! GET YOUR HANDS OFF! 1483 01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,601 I'M SO SORRY! SO SORRY! 1484 01:26:46,634 --> 01:26:48,002 KIMBERLY? HONEY? 1485 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:49,470 ARE YOU OKAY? 1486 01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:58,479 HI. WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 1487 01:26:58,513 --> 01:27:00,615 SHE'S HAVING A BABY. 1488 01:27:01,549 --> 01:27:03,484 WE'RE HERE TO SEE DR. TENNENBAUM. 1489 01:27:03,518 --> 01:27:06,054 DR. TENNENBAUM HAS THE FLU. 1490 01:27:06,087 --> 01:27:08,523 DR. FEINSTENBERGER IS REPLACING HIM. 1491 01:27:08,556 --> 01:27:09,591 DR. FEINSTENBERGER? 1492 01:27:09,624 --> 01:27:11,459 WHO THE HELL'S DR. FEINSTENBERGER? 1493 01:27:11,492 --> 01:27:13,962 I DON'T WANT A STRANGE DOCTOR WORKING ON MY WIFE. 1494 01:27:14,762 --> 01:27:16,564 I'M NOT YOUR WIFE. 1495 01:27:17,699 --> 01:27:20,602 DR. FEINSTENBERGER IS A GREAT DOCTOR. 1496 01:27:26,507 --> 01:27:28,409 HOW FAR ALONG ARE THE CONTRACTIONS? 1497 01:27:28,443 --> 01:27:30,044 ( huffing ) 1498 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:31,946 THREE... FOUR... 1499 01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,348 YEAH, THREE, FOUR. 1500 01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:37,085 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE TRIAGE ROOM AND EXAMINE HER. 1501 01:27:37,118 --> 01:27:38,553 OKAY. 1502 01:27:40,488 --> 01:27:43,358 HE BETTER BE GOOD. 1503 01:27:48,529 --> 01:27:51,065 ( screams ) 1504 01:27:58,039 --> 01:27:59,073 OH, BLESS YOU. 1505 01:28:02,143 --> 01:28:03,745 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1506 01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:12,353 HEY, BUDDY! PAY UP! 1507 01:28:12,387 --> 01:28:14,055 YOU WANT A JELLY OR A GLAZED? 1508 01:28:14,088 --> 01:28:15,323 HERE, TAKE TWO. 1509 01:28:21,062 --> 01:28:22,664 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - SHE'S IN THE TRIAGE. 1510 01:28:22,697 --> 01:28:24,799 - IN THE WHERE? - THE TRIAGE. 1511 01:28:24,832 --> 01:28:25,667 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 1512 01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:27,135 I HIT A CAR. HOW DO I LOOK? 1513 01:28:27,168 --> 01:28:27,969 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING SO GOOD. 1514 01:28:28,002 --> 01:28:30,972 - IS SHE ALL RIGHT? - SHE'S FINE! 1515 01:28:31,005 --> 01:28:31,572 SHE'S IN THE TRIAGE. 1516 01:28:31,606 --> 01:28:33,474 HEY! HEY! IS IT A BOY? 1517 01:28:33,508 --> 01:28:36,010 NO. I DON'T KNOW YET. SHE'S IN THE TRIAGE. 1518 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:37,979 THEY'RE GOING TO COME GET US-- 1519 01:28:38,012 --> 01:28:40,081 I GOT DOUGHNUTS. I GOT GLAZED, SPRINKLES... 1520 01:28:40,114 --> 01:28:42,083 HERE SHE IS! 1521 01:28:47,622 --> 01:28:49,991 Loudspeaker: Dr. Feinstenberger, your patient is on the way. 1522 01:28:52,093 --> 01:28:55,463 ( all talking in a panic ) 1523 01:29:02,704 --> 01:29:03,604 EXCUSE ME, WE NEED TO GET IN THERE! 1524 01:29:03,638 --> 01:29:06,107 SHE'S PREGNANT. WE NEED TO GET IN THERE. 1525 01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:08,109 ALL RIGHT. EASY. 1526 01:29:08,142 --> 01:29:12,113 I'M DR. FEINSTENBERGER, I'M COVERING FOR DR. TANNENBAUM. 1527 01:29:12,146 --> 01:29:13,514 WHO'S THE FATHER? 1528 01:29:13,548 --> 01:29:14,582 ( all together ) I AM! 1529 01:29:14,615 --> 01:29:16,484 WHO'S THE FATHER? 1530 01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:18,586 - WE ALL ARE. - ( moans ) 1531 01:29:18,619 --> 01:29:20,621 FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM, WE'RE ALL IN SPIRIT. 1532 01:29:21,222 --> 01:29:23,725 SPIRITUAL FATHERS? OH... 1533 01:29:23,758 --> 01:29:25,727 WE'LL NEED FOUR SETS OF SCRUBS. 1534 01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:27,595 GENTLEMEN, THE CHANGING ROOM. 1535 01:29:27,628 --> 01:29:29,130 THE CHANGING ROOM. 1536 01:29:29,163 --> 01:29:30,765 TO THE CHANGING ROOM. 1537 01:29:33,768 --> 01:29:36,671 EVERYTHING'S FINE. KEEP BREATHING. 1538 01:29:42,744 --> 01:29:45,480 YOU GUYS? COME ON! 1539 01:29:45,513 --> 01:29:47,048 YESTERDAY, I HAD TWO LESBIAN MOTHERS, 1540 01:29:47,081 --> 01:29:49,550 TODAY, THIS. 1541 01:29:49,584 --> 01:29:51,886 OKAY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, KIMBERLY? 1542 01:29:51,919 --> 01:29:54,122 GREAT! 1543 01:29:54,722 --> 01:29:56,157 ARE YOU READY TO PUSH? 1544 01:29:56,190 --> 01:29:58,092 NO! 1545 01:29:58,126 --> 01:29:59,894 CAN WE GET AN EPIDURAL, PLEASE? 1546 01:29:59,927 --> 01:30:01,863 SHE DOESN'T NEED AN EPIDURAL. 1547 01:30:01,896 --> 01:30:03,164 JUST RELAX. 1548 01:30:03,197 --> 01:30:04,499 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP? 1549 01:30:04,532 --> 01:30:05,700 YOU COULD LEAVE. 1550 01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:07,769 - JUST HOLD HER HAND. - I AM HOLDING HER HAND. 1551 01:30:07,802 --> 01:30:09,604 MAYBE I SHOULD READ A POEM. 1552 01:30:09,637 --> 01:30:11,506 - YEAH, A POEM'S A GOOD IDEA. - WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MUSIC? 1553 01:30:11,539 --> 01:30:13,141 ( groans ) 1554 01:30:13,174 --> 01:30:15,076 NO MUSIC. 1555 01:30:15,109 --> 01:30:16,811 ALL RIGHT. GET READY TO PUSH. 1556 01:30:16,844 --> 01:30:18,746 - THE POEM'S A GOOD IDEA. - HERE WE GO. 1557 01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:21,516 - READY TO PUSH. - PUSH IT DOWN AND AWAY. 1558 01:30:24,719 --> 01:30:26,687 ( moaning ) 1559 01:30:26,721 --> 01:30:29,757 ( together ) HUT! HUT! HUT! 1560 01:30:34,128 --> 01:30:36,264 ALL RIGHT-- AND PUSH! 1561 01:30:36,297 --> 01:30:38,866 ( all counting ) ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, 1562 01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:42,170 SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN. 1563 01:30:42,203 --> 01:30:44,539 BREATHE! BREATHE! 1564 01:30:44,572 --> 01:30:46,674 GOOD. THE BREATHING IS GOOD. 1565 01:30:46,707 --> 01:30:48,943 ALL RIGHT. 1566 01:30:48,976 --> 01:30:51,212 PUSH! 1567 01:30:51,245 --> 01:30:52,914 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, 1568 01:30:52,947 --> 01:30:56,651 SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN! 1569 01:30:56,684 --> 01:30:59,153 BREATHE. 1570 01:31:00,254 --> 01:31:02,757 BREATHE, BREATHE. 1571 01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:04,792 BREATHE. THAT'S-A GIRL. 1572 01:31:06,194 --> 01:31:07,662 THAT'S GOOD. 1573 01:31:07,695 --> 01:31:09,730 AND AGAIN. 1574 01:31:09,764 --> 01:31:11,833 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, 1575 01:31:11,866 --> 01:31:14,902 SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN. ( moaning ) 1576 01:31:14,936 --> 01:31:16,737 BREATHE! 1577 01:31:18,940 --> 01:31:20,141 I SEE SOMETHING HERE. 1578 01:31:20,174 --> 01:31:22,610 I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING. 1579 01:31:23,945 --> 01:31:27,882 - WOW! - DON'T LOOK THERE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1580 01:31:27,915 --> 01:31:29,951 ONE LAST PUSH. READY? 1581 01:31:32,186 --> 01:31:33,721 STRONG AT THE FINISH. 1582 01:31:33,754 --> 01:31:35,556 PUSH. 1583 01:31:35,590 --> 01:31:38,226 PUSH, PUSH, PUSH! 1584 01:31:38,259 --> 01:31:40,561 ( moans ) 1585 01:31:48,970 --> 01:31:50,638 I SEE A HAND. 1586 01:31:55,243 --> 01:31:56,577 ( all shouting ) 1587 01:31:56,811 --> 01:31:57,812 IT'S A BOY. 1588 01:31:57,845 --> 01:32:00,248 ( together ) IT'S A BOY! 1589 01:32:03,217 --> 01:32:05,953 ( cheering ) IT'S A BOY! IT'S A BOY! 1590 01:32:05,987 --> 01:32:07,989 Doctor: GENTLEMEN? 1591 01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:08,956 SHHH! 1592 01:32:11,292 --> 01:32:12,860 EXCUSE ME, HOW CAN YOU TELL IT'S A BOY? 1593 01:32:12,894 --> 01:32:14,896 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ITS WIENER. 1594 01:32:14,929 --> 01:32:17,932 ( crying ) 1595 01:32:23,070 --> 01:32:25,206 WHO'S GOING TO CUT THE CORD? 1596 01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:28,609 SCOTT? 1597 01:32:28,643 --> 01:32:31,279 UH... MICHAEL, I THINK YOU BETTER DO IT. 1598 01:32:31,312 --> 01:32:32,680 YES, I'LL DO IT. 1599 01:32:38,085 --> 01:32:39,754 BETWEEN THE CLIPS. 1600 01:32:45,092 --> 01:32:46,360 GOOD JOB. 1601 01:32:50,064 --> 01:32:51,999 DOCTOR, CONGRATULATIONS. GOOD WORK. 1602 01:32:52,033 --> 01:32:53,367 IT'S A CUBAN. 1603 01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:03,044 HE DOES HAVE MY EYES. 1604 01:33:03,077 --> 01:33:04,312 HE'S GOT MY SMILE. 1605 01:33:04,345 --> 01:33:06,714 HE'S THE SPITTING IMAGE OF ME. 1606 01:33:09,116 --> 01:33:11,852 WHAT? 1607 01:33:12,787 --> 01:33:15,690 DOCTOR, WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE OF US? 1608 01:33:21,028 --> 01:33:22,263 WE WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS THIS. 1609 01:33:23,297 --> 01:33:24,732 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY... 1610 01:33:24,765 --> 01:33:26,100 LOOK HERE. 1611 01:33:26,133 --> 01:33:27,969 HAPPY FACES. 1612 01:33:28,002 --> 01:33:30,404 YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DADDIES. 1613 01:33:42,984 --> 01:33:46,020 LOOK, A LITTLE PRINT, THAT'S YOU. 1614 01:33:50,091 --> 01:33:51,959 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU. 1615 01:33:51,993 --> 01:33:54,028 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1616 01:33:56,998 --> 01:33:59,066 RIGHT NOW, I WISH WE HAD MADE LOVE. 1617 01:34:01,836 --> 01:34:04,105 SO I'D KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A REAL FATHER. 1618 01:34:06,741 --> 01:34:08,075 IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, 1619 01:34:08,109 --> 01:34:11,979 I DON'T THINK THE OTHERS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE. 1620 01:34:12,013 --> 01:34:14,915 WHY WERE YOU SO ADAMANT FOR ME TO HAVE THIS BABY? 1621 01:34:14,949 --> 01:34:16,984 BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU... 1622 01:34:18,953 --> 01:34:20,788 AND BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE GUYS. 1623 01:34:30,064 --> 01:34:33,000 WHATEVER HAPPENS NOW, 1624 01:34:33,034 --> 01:34:35,069 I'D LIKE TO BE A PART OF YOU AND THE BABY'S LIVES. 1625 01:34:35,102 --> 01:34:36,904 YOU ALREADY ARE. 1626 01:34:38,105 --> 01:34:40,107 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NAME "ALEX"? 1627 01:34:40,141 --> 01:34:42,143 I LIKE IT. 1628 01:34:42,176 --> 01:34:44,111 IT WAS MY FATHER'S. 1629 01:34:52,486 --> 01:34:54,021 WHAT IS IT? 1630 01:34:54,055 --> 01:34:55,056 IT'S A BLANKET. 1631 01:34:55,089 --> 01:34:56,457 IT STARTED OUT AS A SWEATER, 1632 01:34:56,490 --> 01:35:00,461 THEN IT BECAME A BLANKET WITH A SLEEVE ON IT. 1633 01:35:00,494 --> 01:35:02,797 IT'S AN ORIGINAL. 1634 01:35:02,830 --> 01:35:03,964 I MADE IT MYSELF. 1635 01:35:03,998 --> 01:35:05,433 I LOVE IT. 1636 01:35:06,067 --> 01:35:08,936 OH, UM... 1637 01:35:08,969 --> 01:35:10,104 THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF-- 1638 01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:15,009 OH, I'M SORRY. 1639 01:35:15,042 --> 01:35:18,112 - NO, THAT'S FINE. - HERE, I'M SO SORRY. 1640 01:35:18,145 --> 01:35:19,380 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1641 01:35:22,116 --> 01:35:23,551 ONE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. GOT MILK? 1642 01:35:23,584 --> 01:35:27,088 I GUESS YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO THAT WHEN YOU'RE A DAD. 1643 01:35:29,023 --> 01:35:30,958 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M A DAD. 1644 01:35:32,593 --> 01:35:34,495 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER? 1645 01:35:34,528 --> 01:35:37,031 YEAH, I THOUGHT THERE WAS A CHANCE. 1646 01:35:37,064 --> 01:35:40,101 WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE PREGNANT, I THOUGH YOU WERE... 1647 01:35:40,134 --> 01:35:43,037 YOU KNOW, ASKING MY PERMISSION. 1648 01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:45,005 - NO. - NO? 1649 01:35:45,039 --> 01:35:48,109 THAT NIGHT AFTER THE BAR, WHEN WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE, 1650 01:35:48,142 --> 01:35:49,443 WE DIDN'T, UH... ( whistles ) 1651 01:35:49,477 --> 01:35:51,112 - NO! - OH! 1652 01:35:51,145 --> 01:35:56,050 WELL, SO IT WASN'T BECAUSE I-- NO... 1653 01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:58,919 JUST, UH... SO, WHAT HAPPENED? 1654 01:35:58,953 --> 01:36:00,521 YOU PASSED OUT. 1655 01:36:02,123 --> 01:36:05,926 ARE YOU RELIEVED? 1656 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:10,030 YEAH. I MEAN, IT'S-- I FEEL GREAT. 1657 01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:12,933 I GUESS. 1658 01:36:12,967 --> 01:36:14,869 I GUESS I WAS STARTING TO GET USED TO THE IDEA. 1659 01:36:17,104 --> 01:36:19,140 WELL... 1660 01:36:19,173 --> 01:36:23,010 I GUESS I CAN STILL TAKE ALEX TO A BALL GAME SOMETIME, RIGHT? 1661 01:36:23,043 --> 01:36:25,045 YEAH. I THINK HE'D LIKE THAT. 1662 01:36:26,213 --> 01:36:28,015 THANK YOU FOR THE ENCYCLOPEDIAS. 1663 01:36:28,048 --> 01:36:30,084 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1664 01:36:34,522 --> 01:36:36,924 ARE YOU SURE I'M NOT THE FATHER? 1665 01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:38,592 YES. 1666 01:36:41,562 --> 01:36:45,099 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE. 1667 01:36:45,132 --> 01:36:47,101 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1668 01:36:47,134 --> 01:36:51,038 I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE... 1669 01:36:51,071 --> 01:36:52,940 HIDDEN IN BOOKS. 1670 01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:55,209 I HURT NANCY, AND I HURT YOU. 1671 01:36:56,977 --> 01:36:59,013 I'M SORRY. 1672 01:36:59,046 --> 01:37:00,581 ARE YOU AND NANCY BACK TOGETHER? 1673 01:37:04,084 --> 01:37:06,187 I'M AFRAID SHE DOESN'T WANT ME BACK. 1674 01:37:07,221 --> 01:37:09,123 YOU MUST LOVE HER VERY MUCH. 1675 01:37:11,225 --> 01:37:13,494 JUST GIVE HER SOME TIME. 1676 01:37:13,527 --> 01:37:15,896 I WILL. 1677 01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:37,918 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S NOT MY KID? 1678 01:37:43,224 --> 01:37:46,126 HE BROUGHT US FLOWERS. 1679 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:48,262 YOU SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE? 1680 01:37:50,564 --> 01:37:52,099 HI. 1681 01:37:52,132 --> 01:37:55,603 SEE THESE FLOWERS? THEY'RE FOR YOU. 1682 01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:58,205 THEY'RE FOR YOU. 1683 01:37:58,239 --> 01:38:00,040 FOR YOU AND YOUR MOM. 1684 01:38:00,074 --> 01:38:03,077 I SHOULD PUT THEM IN SOME WATER. HERE. YOU HOLD ALEX. 1685 01:38:04,578 --> 01:38:07,081 GIVE ME AN ARM. 1686 01:38:07,114 --> 01:38:09,049 THERE YOU GO. 1687 01:38:09,083 --> 01:38:12,086 I'M GOING TO PUT THE FLOWERS IN A VASE. 1688 01:38:14,154 --> 01:38:14,788 THANK YOU. 1689 01:38:14,822 --> 01:38:16,257 COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN. 1690 01:38:16,290 --> 01:38:18,292 HEY, LITTLE GUY. 1691 01:38:18,325 --> 01:38:21,128 HI, THERE. HI. 1692 01:38:33,140 --> 01:38:35,009 LOOK. HI. 1693 01:38:35,042 --> 01:38:36,677 ( begins to cry ) 1694 01:38:36,710 --> 01:38:38,078 IT'S OKAY. 1695 01:38:52,092 --> 01:38:54,128 ( continues to cry ) 1696 01:39:07,074 --> 01:39:08,742 ( crying stops ) 1697 01:39:11,745 --> 01:39:13,047 IS THAT BETTER? 1698 01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:16,717 IT'S OKAY... 1699 01:39:17,651 --> 01:39:18,986 LITTLE GUY, IT'S OKAY. 1700 01:39:23,424 --> 01:39:26,093 I CAME HERE SO I COULD... 1701 01:39:28,295 --> 01:39:30,097 TALK TO YOU. 1702 01:39:30,130 --> 01:39:33,100 WELL, LET ME MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU. 1703 01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:35,469 I, UM... 1704 01:39:35,502 --> 01:39:37,671 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL OBLIGATED. 1705 01:39:37,705 --> 01:39:40,140 I REALLY NEEDED THE SUPPORT THROUGHOUT THE PREGNANCY, BUT... 1706 01:39:40,174 --> 01:39:42,643 BUT I FEEL... 1707 01:39:42,676 --> 01:39:44,411 - AS THOUGH-- - HEY... 1708 01:39:46,380 --> 01:39:48,148 I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG. 1709 01:39:50,250 --> 01:39:53,120 YOU SEE, FROM THE BEGINNING, 1710 01:39:53,153 --> 01:39:56,056 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 1711 01:39:57,491 --> 01:40:00,127 AND I REALIZE THAT I'VE BEEN... 1712 01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:01,462 AWKWARD, AND... 1713 01:40:01,495 --> 01:40:04,131 NOT VERY CONVINCING. 1714 01:40:07,134 --> 01:40:10,104 BUT IT HAS BEEN A VERY UNUSUAL SITUATION, 1715 01:40:10,137 --> 01:40:11,405 TO SAY THE LEAST. 1716 01:40:14,274 --> 01:40:18,112 AND I'VE BEEN... 1717 01:40:18,145 --> 01:40:19,279 VERY CONFUSED. 1718 01:40:20,814 --> 01:40:23,150 I'M SORRY. 1719 01:40:23,183 --> 01:40:25,786 NO, DON'T SAY THAT. 1720 01:40:25,819 --> 01:40:27,454 BECAUSE IN A WAY, 1721 01:40:27,488 --> 01:40:29,356 IT'S REALLY BEEN HELPFUL. 1722 01:40:32,159 --> 01:40:35,863 I CAN FINALLY ADMIT I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 1723 01:40:35,896 --> 01:40:38,832 WHO'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT PICTURE. 1724 01:40:39,733 --> 01:40:41,301 AND IN THE END... 1725 01:40:41,335 --> 01:40:43,470 I CAME TO REALIZE WHAT REALLY MATTERS... 1726 01:40:43,504 --> 01:40:45,806 IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 1727 01:40:47,274 --> 01:40:49,076 AND HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME, OF COURSE. 1728 01:41:07,361 --> 01:41:09,263 I LOVE YOU, KIMBERLY. 1729 01:41:14,301 --> 01:41:17,738 WHAT GREATER PROOF OF LOVE CAN I GIVE YOU... 1730 01:41:17,771 --> 01:41:19,173 THAN TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU 1731 01:41:19,206 --> 01:41:21,208 AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH? 1732 01:41:22,576 --> 01:41:25,279 I LOVE YOU, 1733 01:41:25,312 --> 01:41:27,748 AND I LOVE THIS BABY LIKE IT WAS MY OWN. 1734 01:41:31,518 --> 01:41:33,187 MICHAEL, ARE YOU SURE? 1735 01:41:34,488 --> 01:41:37,191 - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? - I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE, 1736 01:41:37,224 --> 01:41:41,495 THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE THIS BABY. 1737 01:41:44,398 --> 01:41:45,766 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 1738 01:41:50,204 --> 01:41:52,306 HE'S YOUR SON, MICHAEL. 1739 01:41:58,879 --> 01:42:01,248 HE COULD ONLY BE YOURS. 1740 01:42:03,217 --> 01:42:05,219 REALLY? 1741 01:42:10,224 --> 01:42:11,291 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1742 01:42:13,827 --> 01:42:15,262 WILL YOU? 1743 01:42:40,888 --> 01:42:44,324 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - HE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1744 01:43:01,708 --> 01:43:04,378 "LOUISE"? I LIKE LOUISE. 1745 01:43:04,411 --> 01:43:05,112 YEAH? 1746 01:43:05,145 --> 01:43:07,614 - THINK THAT'S ENOUGH? - SIX. 1747 01:43:07,648 --> 01:43:09,283 SIX, THAT'S A LOT. 1748 01:43:51,491 --> 01:43:55,028 Closed Captioned By: Visual Sound, Inc. Hollywood, CA 120842

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