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Previously on Weeds:
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Guillermo Garcia Gomez.
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There's a tunnel. You make a bust.
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You get Guillermo,
and it never comes back to me.
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- Why are we focusing on my crew?
- My people don't talk.
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Did we decide
you were gonna move your plants?
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Something kind of fell into my lap.
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- Where exactly is this grow room?
- Back of a cheese shop.
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I could get some pot.
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You totally rock.
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- Maria and I had sex.
- What?
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- I love him.
- lmmigration and Naturalization.
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We happen to have a daughter
who hasn't seen you in over two years.
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- I don't know where Quinn is.
- In Oaxaca with a guy named Rodolfo.
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- Who are the girls?
- My daughters.
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What am I supposed to do now?
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We'll arrest you tomorrow,
make it look right.
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We'll pretend to ask,
and you'll pretend to know nothing.
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- If you don't have any plans...
- I'm seeing someone.
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Agent Shlatter.
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Who is "informant"?
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Nancy Botwin.
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- My client reserves the right...
- Shut the fuck up.
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You had no idea that there was
a tunnel in the back room...
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...that was being used
to transport narcotics...
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...from Mexico to the United States?
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They kept the room locked.
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It didn't strike you as odd...
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...that strange men were shuttling
packages out of there all day long?
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Of course it struck me as odd,
but I didn't ask any questions...
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...because a paycheck is a paycheck.
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There is no law against being
the unwitting participant in a crime...
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...if there is no prior knowledge
of said crime.
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Thank you for that fascinating tidbit.
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You know,
I don't actually turn 18 until 10:47...
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...so we got another 15 minutes
to break the law.
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We really shouldn't be wasting it
by talking.
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- Who's that?
- Damn it, he said noon.
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- Who said noon?
- Just get dressed.
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- Hey, guys.
- Oh, this is nice.
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- Very nice.
- What are you doing here?
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Rad told me it was a special occasion.
Your boyfriend's birthday?
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Rad, I want you to leave the room
and shut the door behind you, okay?
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Hey, twinkie. Smile.
Family-court judge is gonna love this.
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Sole custody is the only thing
that makes sense.
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Rad shouldn't have to
shuttle to Napa...
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...just because you fell in love
with some tramp from Trefethen.
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- Well, I still love my kid.
- Then live near him.
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You took the cheese store.
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You took this house.
You're not taking my son.
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- You left us.
- I left you.
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I wanna make sure someone's
looking after my son...
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...while you're banging 'N Sync.
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Funny, you were never concerned
about that while you were cheating.
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I wouldn't have cheated
if you weren't a bitch.
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That's great. Blame me.
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- Sorry, dude.
- Yeah.
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- You leaving?
- I want you out of here.
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- Fuck you.
- Yeah.
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- Just great. I want you out of here.
- See you.
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- Get out.
- Well, I'm her legal repre...
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Get out or I'll fucking throw you
through the window.
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- It's okay, Dean, go.
- No, it is definitely not okay. I'm her...
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Okay... This is a flagrant
miscarriage ofjustice.
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My partner is dead.
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Oh, my God.
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His body was found hanging
on the border fence.
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He didn't have a fucking face.
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No face?
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Who owns the tunnel?
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Who owns the fucking tunnel?
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You tell me now!
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- I don't know.
- Bullshit!
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Who's Guillermo's boss?
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Who's the fucking animal
on the other side of the fence?
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I wasn't on the other side of the fence.
I was on this side.
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I'm gonna get this guy,
with or without you.
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And I'm gonna kill him.
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After I kill everyone he loves.
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And I'm gonna do it alone.
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And if I find out...
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...you made me go the long way...
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...I'm gonna kill you too.
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He was my partner.
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No "buso" directo?
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How muchos tickets do I need?
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First to San Nicolás,
then to San Cristóbal.
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- That chicken just sneezed on me.
- Then to Mixtepec.
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What about Sitio de Perdido?
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That's where I need to go.
That's where my daughter is.
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Give them to your daughter.
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Beautiful movie star?
Kathleen Turner. Body Heat. Is it you?
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Of course it's me.
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But don't tell anyone.
I'm researching a film.
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You know,
donkey here was an actor in live show.
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- Oh, you don't say.
- No, I say.
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Then he got replaced
by a younger donkey...
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...because his cojónes,
they grow muy droopy.
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Time is cruel.
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Hey, Mom.
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- You didn't have to have her deported.
- Oh, but you had to screw her, right?
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Yeah, she's hot. But the INS?
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She wouldn't fuck me,
but she fucked you.
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Well, fuck her. And fuck you!
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That was really awful, Doug,
even for you.
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There are rules among men, Andy.
Codes.
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You don't have sex with your
friend's girl. Ever. Code breaker.
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You had sex with Celia,
your friend Dean's wife.
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So who's the original code breaker,
code breaker?
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- Me. I'm a code breaker.
- Me too. Me too.
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- Sorry, man.
- Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm sorry.
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I really liked her.
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No, you didn't really "like her" like her.
She was a fantasy.
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You're still too in love with Dana
to "like" like anyone.
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Well, you're in love with Nancy.
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- I'm not in love with Nancy.
- You so are.
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Why else would you put up
with all her crap?
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I...
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The kids.
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My brother.
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Nancy.
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I don't love Nancy, okay? Shut up.
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- You shut up.
- So you shut up.
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Hold that thought.
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Oh, hi, Silas, son of my dead brother.
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Where?
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Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll see you soon.
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- I gotta go.
- You wanna smoke out first?
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I can't. Shit's blowing up.
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How come
you always have shit blowing up?
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Where's my shit? I used to have shit.
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It used to blow up all the time.
Now nothing. Shit just sits there.
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That's some tough shit.
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Shit.
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- You sure it won't get towed?
- It's a secure lot. it'll be fine for a night.
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Put the sandwiches in the freezer,
and then as soon as I reach Doug...
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...we'll move it all to his house.
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Happy birthday, Silas.
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Holy shit.
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That's right. Happy birthday.
I'm such a phasehead.
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Why didn't you say anything?
Eighteen, right?
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- It's not a big deal.
- Sure it's a big deal.
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Could you stop playing
that fucking piano?
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- Well, look who's not in jail.
- Told you I'd be back.
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- What happened?
- Nothing.
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They asked me a few questions,
sent me home.
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- I'm just a salesgirl.
- Sure you are.
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Happy birthday, Silas.
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Have a good time with Lisa tonight.
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Dinner's off. We're off.
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- Happy birthday to me.
- What?
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Well, why don't we all go out, then?
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How about that ltalian place on Ocean,
say, 7:00?
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Okay? I'm gonna go take a bath.
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Mom, remember that small-business
loan we discussed?
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It would be a great birthday gift.
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- Silas.
- Are you gonna back me or not?
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- This is a bad time.
- And?
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And it's a bad time.
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Yeah, well,
thanks for giving it some thought.
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- Hi, it's me.
- Hey.
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- How was your day?
- Okay.
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I got taken into custody,
questioned, released.
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And?
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Had pancakes for breakfast.
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Really? What kind?
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Blueberry.
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What did you have for breakfast?
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Yogurt and coffee and toast.
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Sounds like a nice breakfast.
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I'd like to see you.
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- I'd like to see you too.
- Tonight.
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- Tonight?
- I will send a car.
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It has to be tonight?
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Yes.
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I can drive myself.
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- You will come.
- I said I would.
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Nancy.
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Go away, Andy.
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- Nancy, can I come in?
- No.
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I'm coming in.
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Could you close the door behind you?
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- I can see your boobies.
- Good for you.
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Close the door and sit down.
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They're nice.
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Bigger than I thought.
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Thanks.
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You want a towel or something?
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Two washcloths?
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- Andy.
- Fine, fine.
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- Are you going to jail?
- No. I'm not going to jail.
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Why not?
Why aren't you going to jail?
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I can't tell you.
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- You have to tell me.
- I can't. I can't tell anyone.
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Could you turn on the water for me?
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- Add some bubbles?
- Yeah, sure.
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I used to be able
to rationalize the things I did, Andy.
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Yeah.
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You were good at that.
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Not anymore.
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At some point recently,
everything became right or wrong.
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Right or wrong.
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What did you do?
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There was this girl...
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...in a blue dress.
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She was so young.
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She had this bag with a butterfly on it.
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She kept looking at me.
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Dear Dana:
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I can't believe how different
Ren Mar is than Agrestic...
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...how fast things move
down by the ocean.
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I saw a surfer once when I was a kid,
but now they're everywhere.
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Beach went and got itself
in a big damn hurry.
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Found myself a crappy
studio apartment off the boardwalk.
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It's nothing fancy, but it does the job.
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I have trouble sleeping.
The bed's too short.
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I have bad dreams, like I'm falling
or I live in Africa with the monkeys.
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I wake up scared.
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Sometimes it takes me a while
to remember where I am.
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Since losing you...
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...I've lost all sense
of joy and pleasure.
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There's only one thing left to do.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Legendary!
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So fuck you and your lawyers.
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Come get me if you want.
I don't give a shit, because I'm broke.
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And when you got nothing,
you've got nothing to lose.
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Take care. Doug.
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- Thank you, Rodrigo.
- Rodolfo.
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He seems very nice.
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- How did you two meet?
- He taught at Casa Reforma.
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Political science.
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- Now he's working on his dissertation.
- This is good. What is it?
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It's a secret recipe from my mother.
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- How long have you been sober, Mom?
- Seventeen days.
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Good for you.
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That's why I'm here.
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I am working my steps,
making amends.
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I came here to say I'm sorry.
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Very, very, very sorry.
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Really and truly sorry.
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So sorry.
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- Should I get more specific?
- I think we're way past that, Mom.
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You know, Casa Reforma
was actually really good for me.
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I met this man I love, and we just live.
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Humbly, simply.
248
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,954
- My life has purpose.
- It's very hot. Are you hot?
249
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,706
And I'm just so glad
that you came here to see me...
250
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,417
...so that I could tell you that...
251
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,920
...and lock you in a room
and keep you there...
252
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,590
...until I sell your ass
back into suburban slavery.
253
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:41,763
- You fucking bitch.
- Fucking what...?
254
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,936
- Shall I call your father now?
- Yes.
255
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:53,066
Tell Daddy Dean I want 200,000, and
tell him to be quick with the cash...
256
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,152
...or we're gonna start
sending him body parts.
257
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:59,447
Revolution is a very sad affair.
258
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,867
These tears are shed
in the name of greater good.
259
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,662
Yeah? Well, fuck you
and your faggy revolution.
260
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,248
I'm taking my money
and I'm moving to Belize.
261
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,378
San Diego, California.
262
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:18,758
I need the number of a gift store place,
"Gift" something?
263
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:23,930
I have no listing for "Gift Store" in
San Diego. Do you have an address?
264
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,058
I don't have an address.
I just need to get a gift.
265
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,353
If you type in "gift," what comes up?
266
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,647
I need the name of a listing.
267
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,901
Please, anything "Gift"?
268
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,654
- Terrifically Gift Baskets?
- Oh, do they deliver?
269
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:43,700
I have no idea, ma'am.
Connecting your call.
270
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,996
Terrifically Gift Baskets. This is Carol.
271
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,289
Hi, Carol.
272
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,626
I need to get a birthday gift
for my 18-year-old.
273
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,085
Can you help me?
274
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,173
We sure can. What kind of basket
were you thinking of?
275
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,469
Can you deliver to Ren Mar tonight?
276
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:06,097
- For an extra charge, we sure can.
- Great.
277
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,477
- What have you got?
- How about one of our theme baskets?
278
00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:15,023
Casino Night, Chocolate Universe,
Gay Paris?
279
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,735
Do you have anything for a son...
280
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,614
...who thinks his mother's
completely failed him?
281
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,784
We can still go to the restaurant,
you guys.
282
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,953
It's fine.
283
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,499
Did she even say
where she was going?
284
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,417
Why do you even bother
asking anymore?
285
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,711
We never get a straight answer.
286
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,381
We have no idea,
and we probably never will.
287
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,968
- I wish she'd get arrested already.
- What the hell are you talking about?
288
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,886
At least we'd know where she is.
289
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:48,056
And seriously,
isn't it only a matter of time?
290
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,393
What happens when Mom gets
arrested? We need to make a plan.
291
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,063
Well, I'm 18 now.
I can be your legal guardian.
292
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,565
- What about me?
- Well, you can still hang out.
293
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,486
Hang out?
I am the adult male figurehead here.
294
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,821
Come on, Andy.
295
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,073
You don't act like an adult.
None of us do.
296
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,243
We're all a bunch of babies,
waiting for Mom to make the money.
297
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:13,248
Always looking for Mommy's approval,
asking Mommy's permission.
298
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,874
Shane's right.
299
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:18,503
She's unreliable. She's unavailable.
300
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:22,757
It's time to take on some responsibility.
For all we know, she's going to prison.
301
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,259
Or worse.
302
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:27,095
- What do you mean?
- Nothing. She's fine.
303
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,933
I'm thinking of buying some land
in Mexico.
304
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,602
Really? With what?
305
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:38,940
I made a few bucks from the
cheese shop. I'm gonna price it out.
306
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:44,112
Nothing crazy, just a nice little farm
where I can grow pot...
307
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,033
...maybe sell to the clubs,
a few customers, but that's it.
308
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,412
No stupid expansion.
No stupid mistakes.
309
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,622
Small.
310
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,333
Mellow.
311
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,878
So I don't drop dead of a heart attack...
312
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:04,174
...because I'm so stressed from trying
to maintain this bullshit lifestyle.
313
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,386
I got a little cash from the coyote gig.
314
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,307
- You want a partner?
- I'll take your money.
315
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:17,228
- What about me?
- You go to school and be a kid.
316
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,231
- I wanna help.
- You can help by not telling Mom.
317
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,984
That's not a problem.
I have nothing to say to Mom.
318
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,653
Hey, hey, hey. Let's stop
bagging on your mom, okay?
319
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:30,658
She has done some less than prudent
or thoughtful things, but she's Nancy...
320
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,495
...and we love her, all of us.
321
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,998
Love...
322
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,834
...her...
323
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,879
...in a Mom-loving way.
324
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:48,051
- Not in any other way.
- Of course we love her.
325
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:51,179
She loves us too.
But whatever, man, it's useless.
326
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,640
I'm getting a Popsicle. Anyone want?
327
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:56,684
- No, thanks.
- Yes, I would like a Popsicle.
328
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:09,072
- Security code 487, right?
- That's right.
329
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,324
Well, great. We're all set with that.
330
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,993
Now, what would you like
the card to say?
331
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,626
- Dear Silas:
- Silas?
332
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,838
S-I-L-A-S. That's my son.
333
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,381
- Dear Silas:
- Dear Silas:
334
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:30,802
Dear Silas: Happy birthday.
Happy 18th birthday.
335
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,596
Don't write "um."
336
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:37,767
I think you're an amazing son.
337
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:43,064
I'm so proud to be your mom.
338
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:47,569
"Be your mom." Jesus,
that sounds like bullshit, doesn't it?
339
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:54,409
Dear Silas: if you never see me again,
I've probably been murdered.
340
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:57,120
Enjoy the dried apricots
and butter cookies.
341
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,622
The Sterling Celebration
doesn't come with cookies.
342
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,333
But if you'd like to add them,
I certainly can do that.
343
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,421
Could you stop talking for a second?
Could you please be quiet and listen?
344
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,339
Just listen.
345
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:12,093
- I'm listening.
- Starting over.
346
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,806
Dear Silas:
347
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,897
Thanks for raising yourself...
348
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,609
...these past 18 years.
349
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,945
You've done a great job.
350
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:40,455
Ms. Botwin?
351
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,460
Are you okay, Ms. Botwin?
352
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,396
Silas...
353
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,609
...you are loved. Me.
354
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,069
Sign it "me."
355
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,321
- Just "me"?
- Yeah, "me."
356
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,240
No, "Mom."
357
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,325
"Me, Mom."
358
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:21,579
Please, please get that to him tonight.
359
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,957
And add the butter cookies.
360
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,794
You can charge me extra for it, okay?
361
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:31,756
- Thanks, Carol.
- You take care, Ms. Botwin.
362
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:07,166
- I don't want to believe it.
- So don't.
363
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:16,217
I thought you loved me.
364
00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,470
I do love you.
365
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,901
You have made me so sad.
366
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,408
Well, I think I can make you happy.
367
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,623
It's too late.
368
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,289
It's too early to tell...
369
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,292
...but it feels like a boy.
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