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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,476 --> 00:00:15,582 ♪ 2 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,692 - You're talking to yourself again, wiener. 3 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,394 - Huh? 4 00:01:01,427 --> 00:01:03,363 - God, you're such a perv. 5 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,531 - Me, me, me, me, me. 6 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:10,570 (upbeat music) 7 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:57,717 - [Voiceover] We need to stop at the bank, 8 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,419 I want money for the weekend. 9 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,020 - [Voiceover] We are not stopping. 10 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,622 There are plenty of banks near your sisters house 11 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,290 in Santa Barbara. 12 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,063 Well, this is the address. 13 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,564 So where's the fuckin' apartment? 14 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:14,267 - Bob, watch your language in front of the kids. 15 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,569 - Oh, it smells like a fart in here. 16 00:02:16,602 --> 00:02:18,404 Why couldn't you drop me off first? 17 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,140 - Ellen, honey, why don't we stop by the grocery store 18 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,209 and get some food for you to take over to Debbie's? 19 00:02:23,242 --> 00:02:25,144 - Debbie's mom's gonna have food, Sharon. 20 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,679 - Anyway, food is gross. 21 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,348 I'm trying to lose weight. 22 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,216 - What about you Joshua? 23 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:31,417 Joshua? 24 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,286 - He only answers to Spanky now, remember? 25 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,487 - And why is that? 26 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,723 - Because he's never had sex and he spanks his meat all day. 27 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,057 - Shut up! 28 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,059 - My God, Ellen, really. 29 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,728 - There's a million diseases out there, sweetie. 30 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,463 Josh is just trying to be careful. 31 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,231 Isn't that right Josh? - Duh, yeah. 32 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:47,300 (pounding and knocking on car) 33 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,568 - It's Mert! 34 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,207 (both sniffing) 35 00:02:57,276 --> 00:02:59,112 - Hey, Mrs. Green, hey Mr. Green. 36 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,113 - Mert. 37 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:00,847 - Hey El. - Hey, loser. 38 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,815 - Ellen, you be nice. 39 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:03,783 Mert, where is your brother? 40 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,752 I want to talk to him before we leave Joshua. 41 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,354 - Sorry, Johnny's upstairs taking a shower, but he wanted 42 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,690 me to tell you that we'll definitely be under his adult 43 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:12,592 supervision all night. 44 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,694 - Good enough for me, let's get going. 45 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,530 - Yeah, you know you're cooler than mom, right? 46 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:19,699 - Yeah, don't push it, kid. 47 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:22,368 Here, 10:00 AM sharp tomorrow. 48 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:30,176 - Oh, tell aunt Helen I'm so sorry about her head. 49 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:32,545 - Bye sweetie. - See you, losers. 50 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:33,546 - [All] Bye! 51 00:03:33,579 --> 00:03:35,281 - Let's drop Ellen off and get the fuck out-- 52 00:03:35,314 --> 00:03:37,483 - So your brothers not home, is he? 53 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,618 - No fucking way, man. 54 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,486 We got the house to ourselves, man. 55 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,855 And I've got the porn. 56 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:47,193 (both grunting) (upbeat music) 57 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:48,728 - This is gonna be awesome! 58 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,869 Oh, dude, who lives here? 59 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,806 - Oh that's Cindy and June, man. 60 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,607 They're fucking hot! 61 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,276 Check it out, you can look through the keyhole. 62 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,178 - Really? - Yeah, look. 63 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,348 - Alright what are we having? - Nice. 64 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,586 - Oh yeah. - Hot, I like that. 65 00:04:13,619 --> 00:04:15,555 - We should try to fuck them tonight, man. 66 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,723 - Yeah, right. - No seriously, man. 67 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,359 It's about time you got laid! 68 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,562 - I've almost been laid, that one time. 69 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:23,496 - When? 70 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,698 - With Casey Summerling at camp, I told you. 71 00:04:25,731 --> 00:04:27,934 - Dude, that was like four years ago. 72 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,202 - So? 73 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:31,504 - So, did you spooge in her googe? 74 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,806 - Not really. - What, in her mouth? 75 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,941 Between her tits, in her ass? 76 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:38,444 - No, I didn't, but she taught me how to do this 69 77 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,879 style kiss. 78 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,814 - Dude, 69, man? 79 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,783 That's pretty much second base, lame-o. 80 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:45,685 That doesn't even count. - It so does count. 81 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:48,788 - Okay, did you orgasm? - Yeah. 82 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,890 - While she was in the room? 83 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,526 - No. - Okay. 84 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:56,662 Well then you, my friend, have not had sex. 85 00:04:56,696 --> 00:05:00,666 - I'm just gonna get dressed, here, on the couch. 86 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:02,635 - Come on. 87 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,441 Welcome to the pleasure dome. - Sick. 88 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,209 - Take a seat. 89 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:13,179 And now for the porn. 90 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,852 - I want to fuck you so bad. 91 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:23,756 Just call me and I'll be right over. 92 00:05:23,789 --> 00:05:26,459 - What is this, a 1-900 add? 93 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,896 - No, it's Johnny's ex-girlfriend, Pinky. 94 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,063 - [Voiceover] Don't you miss me? 95 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,665 - She's such a freak, man. - [Voiceover] I miss you. 96 00:05:32,698 --> 00:05:34,867 - There's a whole box of these in the closet. 97 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:37,403 She must've sent one, like, every day while they were 98 00:05:37,436 --> 00:05:38,804 breaking up. 99 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,307 - Please, Johnny! 100 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:45,478 ♪ I've got something special for you ♪ 101 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:46,913 - This chick giving you a boner yet? 102 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,382 - Nope. - Yeah, me neither. 103 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,816 Let's go check the fridge. 104 00:05:58,457 --> 00:05:59,759 - Awesome! 105 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,861 This is the best refrigerator ever. 106 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,362 - Fuckin' A. 107 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,632 Fuckin' A, right man? - Okay. 108 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,804 (both laughing) 109 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:16,909 (both gulping) 110 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,715 (belching) 111 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:25,318 - Oh yeah, shit man, I almost forgot! 112 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,787 Look what I found in the trash! 113 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,256 - Oh. 114 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:36,596 (upbeat music) 115 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,356 - Shwag. - Yeah, I know. 116 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:05,391 My brother smokes shit. 117 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,861 (coughing) 118 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:14,834 (both humming a tune) 119 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,347 Alright, good one, are you ready for my plan? 120 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,649 - What's your plan? 121 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,418 - We're gonna go out onto the fire escape 122 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,821 and we're gonna look through the window at those two chicks. 123 00:07:36,822 --> 00:07:39,625 - Stop looking at women through windows, Spanky. 124 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,860 Look at me! 125 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,561 I'm all you need. 126 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,503 - Come on, man! 127 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,805 They were just taking their clothes off a few minutes ago. 128 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:54,674 They gotta be naked by now. 129 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,676 - You know looking through some window at girls 130 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,044 is totally illegal. 131 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:01,013 Not to mention just a tad bit creepy. 132 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,117 - No wonder you've never gotten laid, you're gay! 133 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,552 - I am not gay. 134 00:08:06,585 --> 00:08:09,588 - You are so gay, you even sound gay. 135 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,390 - What, I don't gay! 136 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,626 - You sound like Harvey Milk doing a gay porno. 137 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,127 - Fuck you! 138 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,064 You're just pissed because I'm not a Peeping Tom like you. 139 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,801 - Every guys is a Peeping Tom, unless they're gay. 140 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:25,671 - Alright, I'll go out on the fucking fire escape with you. 141 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,906 Are you happy? - Yeah. 142 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:28,874 Just don't look at my ass on the way out! 143 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:33,913 (horns honking) 144 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,118 - I thought you said this was a fire escape! 145 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:41,187 - Fire ledge, I said fire ledge. 146 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,922 - No you didn't you said fire escape! 147 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,424 - Same fucking thing. - No it isn't! 148 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,992 People don't usually plunge to their death 149 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,594 from fire escapes. 150 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,796 But they do from ledges. 151 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,665 - Stop bitching, man. 152 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,634 (horns honking) 153 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,519 - [Voiceover] I don't see anything. 154 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:15,154 - You will. 155 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:20,192 (upbeat music) 156 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,764 - It's a little job. - Nice. 157 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,132 Okay, let's go. 158 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,601 - I like the spandex. - Thank you! 159 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,103 - Come on, man, grow some balls. 160 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,139 You're supposed to get laid tonight, remember? 161 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:36,041 - Yeah, but not by peeping through a fucking window. 162 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,676 - How do you know? 163 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:40,079 It could happen. 164 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:44,717 (indistinct chatter) 165 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:57,263 (upbeat music) 166 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,065 - Oh my God. 167 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,976 - Is she shaved? 168 00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:14,914 - She's shaved. 169 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:18,284 This is so wrong. 170 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,553 - I'm sorry man, I gotta go for it. 171 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:25,591 (upbeat music) 172 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,827 - What are you doing? 173 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,528 Jerking off, what does it look like? 174 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,663 - Jerking off! 175 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,665 - Oh my dick's about to explode! 176 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,600 - What's wrong with you? 177 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:39,705 (upbeat music) 178 00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:41,040 (farting) 179 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,141 - Oh! 180 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,709 - Who's out there? 181 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:45,978 Hello? 182 00:10:48,113 --> 00:10:49,548 Who's there? 183 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,550 Hello, I'm calling 911! 184 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,854 - Fuck man, Spank, I'm scared for life, dude. 185 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:58,624 - The window fell shut, shit, shit! 186 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,626 - Could you use another word, man? 187 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,061 Have some sensitivity! 188 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,963 - I knew it! 189 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,565 What have you two fuckers been doing up here? 190 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,034 - It wasn't me! - I'm sorry, I'm sick! 191 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,703 - How'd you get up here? 192 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:13,105 Aren't you Johnny's little brother? 193 00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:16,108 The one with the rash? - No. 194 00:11:16,141 --> 00:11:19,144 - Yes you are, I've seen your picture. 195 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,314 - Johnny's letting us stay here a while, while he's gone. 196 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,816 We are so sorry! 197 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,251 - Yeah, and it wasn't a rash! 198 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,986 It was a sports injury! 199 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,588 - You know, I should let you stay out here and fry, 200 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,824 but you can come in through our apartment. 201 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,025 Come on! 202 00:11:33,058 --> 00:11:34,727 I won't bite. 203 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,963 (horns honking) 204 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,666 (upbeat music) 205 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,368 - Dude, I think I hate you right now. 206 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,236 - Will you have some fucking pity on me, man? 207 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,739 I gotta crawl back into the bathroom where the girl I just 208 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,141 jerked off to took a huge shit! 209 00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:52,278 - Hey, June, throw something on, we've got some company. 210 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,287 You two wait right here. 211 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,093 - Mert, you must be so excited. 212 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,696 In a girls bathroom, huh? 213 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,899 Oh look, the laundry basket. 214 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,367 What have we got, panties? 215 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,969 Right there. 216 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:19,238 Oh panties, you like that? 217 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,839 There's for later. 218 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,007 Oh, they small real nice. 219 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,711 Some stinky, shitty panties, you like it, you like it? 220 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,379 Dude, come on. 221 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,915 It doesn't even smell that bad in here. 222 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,183 Look, the window's open. 223 00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:33,152 (breathing deeply) 224 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,387 It's not like, you know, when my grandpa takes a shit, 225 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,990 I mean, that fucking stuff stinks. 226 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,726 I can't even swallow my own spit for like a half an hour 227 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,928 after he takes a fucking big dump. 228 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,230 Those shitty particles in the air, in my mouth, 229 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,832 it's like I'm actually tasting his poop-- 230 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:48,233 - Shut the fuck up, man! 231 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,436 Shut the fuck up, God! 232 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,339 Aw, it smells like old whale blubber mixed with 233 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:56,108 puke in here. - Sucker. 234 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,410 - Alright, come on. 235 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,282 Oopsie. 236 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,887 (toilet flushes) 237 00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:22,735 I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, June. 238 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,004 This is Johnny's little brother, Mert, and his friend-- 239 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,072 - Spanky. - Spanky. 240 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:31,210 - Mert, that's a nice name, rhymes with dirt. 241 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,911 - I think we should go, probably. 242 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:36,015 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you two obviously wanted 243 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,283 to meet us, sit. 244 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:42,421 (upbeat music) 245 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:47,059 (whipping) 246 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,794 Down on your knees! 247 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,429 Both of you! 248 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:53,165 - Please don't kill us! - Kill you? 249 00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:55,801 I'm not a killer. 250 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,772 I'm a lover. 251 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,079 Cindy? 252 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,982 - Yes, mistress? - Come. 253 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:17,956 Have you ever worshiped the body of a woman before? 254 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,895 Would you like to see what it's like? 255 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:37,810 So this is what you were hoping to see through the window? 256 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,112 Huh, little boys? 257 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:45,117 Two beautiful, bi women 258 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,321 kissing. 259 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,926 Sucking. 260 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,466 Fucking. 261 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,073 (indistinct murmuring) 262 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,042 Is this what you want? 263 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,412 - Oh, yes, mistress. 264 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,549 - Dream on! 265 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,184 - Oh fuck! 266 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,921 - You could just stand there as we kept it up for-- 267 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,126 - Ow! Fuck, fuck! 268 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:30,362 - Now, are you sorry? - I'm sorry! 269 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:35,934 - Apologize! - Sorry! Ow! 270 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,604 Please stop. - Get the hell out! 271 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,372 Both of you! 272 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,942 - Come back and visit us again next time. 273 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,544 When you grow some nuts. 274 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,181 - Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me. 275 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,351 - Water. - Where are you? 276 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,186 - Oh God, fuck! 277 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,388 Get it in there! - Man, geeze! 278 00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:59,491 - My face feels like it's made up off dried up mummy skin. 279 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,294 - My eye feel like they're made out of your mummy's 280 00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:03,962 dried up balls! 281 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,331 - Oh, burning. 282 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,100 - You know those chicks are lucky, man. 283 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,568 Two more seconds, I would've bent 'em over the counter 284 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,170 and fucked 'em! 285 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,471 - You would not. 286 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,872 - Oh yeah? 287 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,008 I got a serious case of blue balls right now. 288 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,477 I feel like I got a big clot of cum right at the base 289 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,611 of my nuts. 290 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,381 I need a fucking testicular angioplasty. 291 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,083 Come on, let's go look for my brother's porn. 292 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,451 - Don't you ever run out of semen? 293 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,953 - Nope. 294 00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,958 Man, it's gotta be around here somewhere. 295 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,865 Oh, shit. 296 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:44,369 The gas mask bong, yes! 297 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,606 Oh man, orange fury, dude, check it out! 298 00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:50,943 - What do we have here? 299 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,412 - What is it? - Some sort of package. 300 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,147 - Shit, well let me see. 301 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,582 Here, hold this. 302 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,084 Jamaica? 303 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,654 Oh score! 304 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,123 - What is it? 305 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,959 - It's a Caribbean porno, lame ass, haven't you ever 306 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,360 seen one before? 307 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,062 - What's wrong with American porno? 308 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,931 - It's like chicks in hammocks and shit getting fucked by 309 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,399 donkeys, man. 310 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,503 Man, there's this one where's there's these two chicks 311 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,606 and they're sucking off this big donkey cock. 312 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,542 I mean, it's a fucking tiki torch, you know? 313 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,145 Oh, and then there's this one where there's this midget 314 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,147 and she's got this strap-on, right? 315 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,050 But then she gets this grease and she just greases up 316 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,419 this donkey's ass and then she just shoves her head 317 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:37,189 right up inside of it. 318 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,391 - Your turn, Spanky. 319 00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,460 - Dude, stop. 320 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,196 - Oh my God, you are such a prude, dude. 321 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,164 Like you ain't ever seen two girls sucking off a donkey 322 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,532 dick before. 323 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,602 Hello. 324 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,970 - What's that? 325 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,605 - It's my talking ass cat, fuck bag, 326 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:54,973 what do you think it is? 327 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,208 It's pot. 328 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,076 - Pot and porno in the mail? - Mhmm. 329 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,212 - Let's put it back, that doesn't make sense. 330 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,613 - No, fuck that! 331 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,483 Here, put this on and we're gonna smoke some pot. 332 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,519 - Okay, but the first time I see any kind of farm animals 333 00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:10,022 on the screen, I am going to turn it off. 334 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:17,663 (upbeat music) 335 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,329 - Greetings, mon. 336 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:53,465 My name is Mama Love and I'm here to take you on a 337 00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:56,201 real trip, mon. 338 00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,570 One you'll never forget. 339 00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:03,642 That's no ordinary spliff you got there, it's combalumba. 340 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,111 African magic grass. 341 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,349 - That tastes funny, man. 342 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,784 - Brought back from me mother land by me ancestors 343 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,120 on the slave ship. 344 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,388 - Fuck. 345 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,292 - I be growing the combalumba myself. 346 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:25,130 Mixing it with herbs from up in the mountains. 347 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:30,168 But, be careful, the combalumba is a powerful aphrodisiac. 348 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,238 - Holy shit. 349 00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:36,708 - It will make you forget everything bad. 350 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:41,446 And you'll make love like the moon and the stars. 351 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:46,485 (moaning on TV) 352 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:54,126 - Hey, you ever think that woman are just perfect men? 353 00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,597 And then men are failed women? 354 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:04,836 Women are so much smarter and prettier and they live longer 355 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,173 and they are way, way cooler. 356 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,376 You ever think that? 357 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,779 - That women are cooler than men? 358 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:16,114 Of course they are, man. 359 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,784 Men are fuckin' dicks. 360 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,453 I'm a fuckin' dick. 361 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:24,222 I mean, I am a fucking dick. 362 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,426 - Yeah, you are. 363 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,261 - See, I knew it, man. 364 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:34,433 I'm fucking horny! - Oh God, me too. 365 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,671 - I mean, I could fuck Martha Steward if she were here 366 00:20:39,704 --> 00:20:40,772 right now. 367 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,808 - I could fuck Martha Stewart's mom. 368 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:43,909 - Yeah? 369 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,711 Well I'd fuck Martha Stewart's dog and her mom, 370 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,780 and her dad, man. 371 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:53,552 I'm gonna go check the fridge, you want something? 372 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,288 - Do you have hot pockets? - Yeah. 373 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,357 - Can you make me two, or four, or if you have a couple 374 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,626 boxes just make 'em all and we can eat them together 375 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,296 and then give me some cereal with that too 'cause I like 376 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,697 cereal a lot. 377 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,568 - Awesome. 378 00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:32,324 (moaning on TV) 379 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:37,162 Look what I found, man. - Oh my God! 380 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,915 - Oh Spanky. 381 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,386 Oh Spanky. 382 00:22:01,419 --> 00:22:02,954 - Look at you over there. 383 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,826 - Lick it, suck it. 384 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:13,732 Eat the fruit off my body. 385 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,234 - That looks like a wet pussy. 386 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,870 - I think I'm in love. 387 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:23,909 (rock music) 388 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,650 - Oh my God, you're so cold baby. 389 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,594 - I'm fucking a bagel. 390 00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,504 Oh bagel! 391 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,475 Gonna make my big bagel. 392 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,012 - Come and give it to me, Spanky. 393 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:49,928 (static on TV) 394 00:23:56,534 --> 00:23:59,004 - Dude, did you just suck my dick? 395 00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:01,473 - No. 396 00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,777 What the fuck? 397 00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:08,580 Fuck! 398 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:13,618 (upbeat music) 399 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,861 - That was really freaky, man. 400 00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,830 What the fuck just happened? 401 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,699 - What the fuck just happened! 402 00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:30,769 That mumbo jumbo grass just turned us into homos! 403 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,104 Now you gotta do me! - What? 404 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,973 - You gotta suck my dick so we're even. 405 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:36,775 - I'm not gonna suck your dick. 406 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,843 - Come on, then just lick my balls. 407 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:41,446 Just two little licks, just a taste. 408 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:42,981 - Fuck off. 409 00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:45,450 (knocking on door) 410 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:46,918 - Alright, well, either you're gonna lick my balls 411 00:24:46,951 --> 00:24:48,820 or you're gonna answer the door. 412 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:55,527 - Uh. 413 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,396 - Calm down, we didn't come here to hurt you. 414 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,065 We came here to apologize. 415 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:02,067 - Really? - Oh, shit! 416 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,803 - They're here to apologize. - Yeah. 417 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:08,840 - Yeah, I might've gone a little bit overboard, I'm sorry. 418 00:25:08,873 --> 00:25:10,709 - We'd like to make it up to you. 419 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:13,411 - Yeah, we're going to a pool party in Malibu, 420 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,513 would you like to join us? 421 00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:17,682 - Here's the address. 422 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,751 - Just bring something to drink. 423 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:22,020 - We'll see you there, okay? 424 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,888 - Oh, okay. - Okay? 425 00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:25,657 - Ciao. - Bye. 426 00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:30,862 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking, man? 427 00:25:30,895 --> 00:25:31,996 - That we don't have a car? 428 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,865 - No, we got my brothers truck, dumb ass! 429 00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:37,135 No, I just stuck my dick in a watermelon, man. 430 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,804 Let's take that mumbo jumbo shit to the party and let's 431 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,573 smoke it with those chicks, man. 432 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,041 They'll fuck us for sure! 433 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,743 - I think they're lesbians. 434 00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:46,444 - That's the best part, dude! 435 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,813 Lesbians love cock, they just never get it, 436 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,615 that's the beauty of it, man. 437 00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:53,852 Dude, come on, for once. 438 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,988 Let's imagine it, man, real sex! 439 00:25:57,021 --> 00:26:02,093 (choir music) 440 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:05,730 - You got the keys? 441 00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:06,731 - Right here. - You got the magic grass? 442 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,767 - You better believe it man, and check this out, 443 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,468 I picked up my brothers hand tell. 444 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,004 Man, it's a GPS and a cell phone. 445 00:26:13,037 --> 00:26:14,572 - Where would you like to go? 446 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:15,940 I'll show you how to get there. 447 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,575 - You can program it to say stuff. 448 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,677 New user, Spanky. 449 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,147 - Hello Spanky, what would you like me to do? 450 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,649 - I want you to fuck my brains out. 451 00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:26,951 - I want you to fuck my brains out. 452 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:29,554 - That's the shit. - Yeah man, you try it. 453 00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:31,790 - Asshole. - Asshole. 454 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:33,258 - Lick my crotch. - And then you-- 455 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:34,959 - Lick my crotch. 456 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,529 - And then you can just load stuff in, watch. 457 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:40,732 Nice ass, I want to fuck you so bad. 458 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,867 - My vagina needs a penis. 459 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:45,270 - I want you to fuck me in the butt the way I like it. 460 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,039 - Nice ass, I want to fuck you so bad. 461 00:26:48,072 --> 00:26:50,108 My vagina needs a penis. 462 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:52,277 I want you to fuck me in the butt the way I like it. 463 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,146 - Awesome! Eat my pussy, eat it, eat it! 464 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,282 - Then felch my butt you bad bitch. 465 00:26:57,315 --> 00:27:00,018 - Eat my pussy, eat it, eat it! 466 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:03,054 Then felch my butt you bad bitch! 467 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:07,926 - What's that smell? 468 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,028 - Dude, it's animal shit. 469 00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:11,796 Probably gorilla. 470 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,999 My brother's old girlfriend, Pinky, she works at the zoo. 471 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:16,734 Every time she gets pissed at him, 472 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,303 she smears his fucking car. 473 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:21,005 - It stinks, we'd better clean it. 474 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:24,209 - Not me, man, we're taking it to the Bikini Car Wash. 475 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,244 - If you say so! 476 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,583 - You know what happens when you mix gorilla shit 477 00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:33,818 with washer fluid? - What? 478 00:27:35,019 --> 00:27:38,323 - This, gross. - Oh man. 479 00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:40,959 We better fucking get out of here. 480 00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:45,797 - Dude, we still have that shwag weed to smoke. 481 00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:58,910 - Hi, welcome to Bikini Car wash. 482 00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:01,746 Do you know about our sexy specials? 483 00:28:01,779 --> 00:28:04,282 - I would love to hear about what it special. 484 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,150 I mean, other than your tits. 485 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:11,022 - We have our discount hot chick hose down package. 486 00:28:11,055 --> 00:28:13,024 - Oh, hose me down, baby! 487 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:16,628 - Or our silver get a boner special. 488 00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:19,163 - Already got one of those. 489 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:24,035 - Or of course, our full service, solid gold pole dance 490 00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:26,771 style wash and wax. 491 00:28:26,804 --> 00:28:29,641 - My pole could use some dancing, I'll go with that! 492 00:28:29,674 --> 00:28:32,076 - Okay, roll up your window. 493 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,847 - Dude, you're never gonna get laid talking to girls 494 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,215 like that, that's disrespectful. 495 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:38,883 - What do you know about chicks, man? 496 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,785 Those kind of girls love that talk. 497 00:28:40,818 --> 00:28:44,188 - What a fucking jerk! - I know, asshole. 498 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,324 - Come on girls, let's do this. 499 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,228 - Dude, we're almost out of shwag. 500 00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:52,163 I don't want to have to smoke the magic grass again. 501 00:28:52,196 --> 00:28:53,698 - Fuck. 502 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:58,736 (sexy music) 503 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,306 - Oh here we go. - Okay, okay. 504 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,811 - See why I like being high for this? 505 00:29:17,221 --> 00:29:19,357 Those are the biggest fucking things I've ever seen. 506 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,726 - I'm gonna touch 'em. 507 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,765 I'm gonna rub them. - Take these pills, man. 508 00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:39,911 - What are they? - They're vitamins 509 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,779 for your dick, take three. 510 00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,681 - I need something to wash them down. 511 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,316 - Drink the fucking bong water, hurry up man. 512 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:48,052 You have to dude, they taste awful when they dissolve. 513 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:50,421 You got to dude, come on. 514 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,328 (laughing) 515 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:58,830 - Bong water. - You are so fucking screwed, 516 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,332 you are so fucking screwed, dude. 517 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,834 - What was that? 518 00:30:04,268 --> 00:30:06,404 - It's was my grandpa's ED pills, man. 519 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,773 You're gonna have a boner for like a week. 520 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:10,975 - You fucking ass dildo. 521 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,277 Why would you do that! 522 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:17,081 - Wait 'til later when you want to fuck a dog or something. 523 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:18,983 - I could kill you right now. 524 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,385 - Look at the boobies. 525 00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:22,987 - That makes it better. 526 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,092 - Hey there. 527 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:29,694 - That'll be 35 bucks. 528 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,263 - $35? - Yeah. 529 00:30:32,296 --> 00:30:34,365 - Give me 40 bucks. - What? 530 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,367 - Come on. - Dude! 531 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:37,802 - Fork it over. 532 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,971 - That's like half my money. 533 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:44,342 - That is 10 bucks a boob. 534 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:47,912 - Thanks. - [Both] Come again. 535 00:30:47,945 --> 00:30:50,882 - Oh, I'll come again. - He will. 536 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:55,920 (upbeat music) 537 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:01,893 - You get a boner yet? - Shut up. 538 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:03,928 - Believe me, Spank, before this night is over, 539 00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:05,296 you'll thank me. 540 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,102 - Oh, oh. 541 00:31:19,243 --> 00:31:21,345 - You think I should talk like that from now on? 542 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,981 Hey, how are you doing today? 543 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:31,222 Why the hell do you have dildos in your backpack? 544 00:31:31,255 --> 00:31:33,991 - Dude, I found a whole box of those in my brother's house. 545 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,027 I'm gonna take 'em to the party with me and fuck one 546 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,962 of those chicks with 'em, you know what I mean? 547 00:31:37,995 --> 00:31:41,065 Dude, you know what I should've brought is a video camera. 548 00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:43,434 - You're seriously just messed up. 549 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,236 - What my mom says. 550 00:31:47,138 --> 00:31:49,974 My mouth tastes like I ate a box full of pubes. 551 00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:51,943 You want to stop and get something to drink? 552 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:54,112 - Sure. - Alright. 553 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,147 Let's pull into this liquor store up here. 554 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:08,025 Hey, I'll just be a sec, do you want something? 555 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,094 - Yeah, a stomach pump. 556 00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:19,137 - I think we should get like a bottle of tequila or 557 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:21,372 something for the party, give me some cash. 558 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,308 Dude, I paid for the car wash, come on. 559 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,277 - They're not gonna sell you any alcohol. 560 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:28,012 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 561 00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:30,882 - Boom. 562 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,050 - This is a fishing license. 563 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:34,418 What are you gonna buy some bait or something? 564 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,988 - Yeah, tequila's got a worm in it, doesn't it? 565 00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:39,490 - Mert, hey Mert! 566 00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:41,225 I think I got a boner! 567 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:49,000 Oh God, oh God, oh shit. 568 00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,602 Oh God, it's hard. 569 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,873 Got to let it out. 570 00:32:58,409 --> 00:32:59,477 That's better. 571 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:04,148 There we go, let it breath, let that baby breath. 572 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:06,851 Oh shit, oh fuck. 573 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,520 She didn't see me. 574 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:12,256 (rock music) 575 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:15,626 My big hard boner, she didn't see it. 576 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,632 - Hey there. 577 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,568 Lookin' real good. 578 00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:28,005 Oh yeah, I can see you, but you can't see me, you like that? 579 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:30,341 I'll come right over there if that's what you want. 580 00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:32,510 I'll come over there and tickle your tits. 581 00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:34,478 - Oh Spanky. 582 00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:45,223 Hello, Spanky, I've been waiting for you. 583 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,127 - For me? - Yes. 584 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,663 I want you to fuck me. 585 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:56,267 Would you like to talk to me for real? 586 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,069 On the phone? 587 00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:01,439 - Yes, yes please, can I talk to you? 588 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:06,477 (phone ringing) 589 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:15,119 Hello? I'm here. 590 00:34:15,152 --> 00:34:17,555 - Hello Johnny, finally. 591 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,257 Where have you been? 592 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,292 I thought you didn't like me anymore. 593 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,261 - Who is this? - Who is this? 594 00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:25,162 Where's Johnny? - He's not here. 595 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:27,732 - Well get him! 596 00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:28,933 Tell him it's Pinky! 597 00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:32,136 Tell him I am sick of waiting for him to make up his mind, 598 00:34:32,169 --> 00:34:33,471 he needs to come over now! 599 00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:35,006 Now, now, now, now, now, now! 600 00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:36,507 - I'm sorry, I don't know where he is. 601 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:38,109 I just have his phone. 602 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:40,278 - That son of a bitch, I knew it! 603 00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:43,347 He put you up to this, didn't he? 604 00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:46,684 Well you tell that bastard that I am sick of his shit! 605 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,519 I'm sorry, don't say that. 606 00:34:48,552 --> 00:34:51,322 Um, tell him I love him. 607 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,325 I love him so much. 608 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,328 I love him so much. 609 00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:00,698 Are you listening to me? - Yeah. 610 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:02,466 But you're kind of freaking me out. 611 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,502 - Who are you again? 612 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:07,004 - I'm Spanky, I'm Johnny's brother's best friend 613 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,572 and we're going to a party. 614 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,541 - A party? Where? 615 00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:12,176 - In Malibu. 616 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,414 - You mother fuckin' cock suckin' son of a bastard! 617 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,015 - What did I do? 618 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:21,118 - That's where Johnny and I were supposed to live, 619 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,620 by the beach! 620 00:35:22,653 --> 00:35:24,555 I hate you! - I didn't do anything! 621 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:27,758 - You know, fuck your own face! 622 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,132 - What's wrong? 623 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,069 And why is your dick hanging out of your pants? 624 00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:40,071 - Because it hurts, asshole. 625 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:43,474 Pinky called. 626 00:35:43,507 --> 00:35:45,076 - What? 627 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:48,446 Fuck, I thought my brother disconnected that number. 628 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,047 - She hates me. 629 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,615 - Don't sweat it, she hates everybody. 630 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,617 Listen, the guy wouldn't sell me any tequila. 631 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,553 We're gonna need to go find somebody to buy it for us. 632 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:57,088 Give me 20 bucks. 633 00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:58,823 - What happened to the last 20 I gave you? 634 00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:01,492 - I bought chewing tobacco and energy drinks. 635 00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:02,793 - You idiot. 636 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:06,297 - Come on, just give me 20 bucks. 637 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,432 - Fine. 638 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,134 This time I'm coming with you, okay? 639 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:12,803 - Yeah, fine, just put your dick back in your pants. 640 00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:15,639 - You know, I'll get you one of these days! 641 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:29,286 - Jesus, you look like you got a flag pole in your pants. 642 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,088 You know, maybe we should split up and look separately. 643 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,691 - Fine, just please do me a favor and don't buy 644 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,192 anything stupid. 645 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:38,162 - Spank, it's me. 646 00:36:38,195 --> 00:36:43,200 (hip hop music) 647 00:36:47,671 --> 00:36:50,241 - Oh hey, sir, mister could I please have something from 648 00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,208 the store, could you get me-- 649 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,077 - Back off, man! 650 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,247 - Oh dude, I'm too wasted for this shit. 651 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:07,324 - Excuse me, mister, do you have a moment? 652 00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:09,593 - Yes. - I was wondering if you could 653 00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:12,763 go into the liquor store for me and possibly get me some-- 654 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:15,833 - Do you know what time the 165 comes? 655 00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:17,668 - Uh, no. 656 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:19,937 Do you have a minute though? 657 00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:23,774 - You see, because the 165 I always take it, sometimes it's 658 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,311 not best bus route so this is crowded, sometimes it's not 659 00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:30,247 crowded. - Right, okay. 660 00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:32,750 But before the bus comes do you think you could run 661 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:34,652 in real quick if I give you-- - No, no. 662 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:37,855 No I can't do that because, you see, I have to go and visit 663 00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:40,291 my father and my father is a plumber. 664 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,259 He lives all the way up there. 665 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,361 - Okay, but I mean like, it'll take like, literally, 666 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:45,496 five seconds. 667 00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:46,630 Alright, I'll just give you the cash, I don't even, 668 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:47,798 like there's not a bus coming. 669 00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:50,301 - No, I cannot do that 'cause I told you, 670 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:53,637 I always take the 165 and I'll miss the bus. 671 00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:57,775 - Alright, thanks. 672 00:38:01,745 --> 00:38:04,248 - Hi. - Hey! 673 00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:05,816 - Hey baby! - How you doing cutie? 674 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,685 - You need us to get you something from the store? 675 00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:09,487 You need some cigarettes, some beer? 676 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,288 A little cover for your lover, what you need? 677 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,623 - No, thanks, but no thanks-- 678 00:38:12,656 --> 00:38:14,325 - I know you're not going anywhere don't you think I'm cute? 679 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:15,526 - Yeah, but-- - Come on over here, 680 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,194 Strawberry and I want to show you something in the bushes. 681 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,430 - Don't worry, we don't bite. 682 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,599 Right this way. 683 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,604 - Who the fuck are you? 684 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,805 Who am I? 685 00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:29,773 I'm your daddy, mother fucker. 686 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,775 Matter of fact, you look kinda like me. 687 00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:34,912 My Asian brother, change for the strange? 688 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:38,215 - No. - Alright you have a good day. 689 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,483 - Hey, chief. 690 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:41,218 - Do I look like a Indian to you? 691 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:42,987 - Do you want to make some cash, buy me some booze? 692 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,556 - That sounds mighty nice. - Alright. 693 00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:48,492 Here you go. - Oh my. 694 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:52,463 Bring it little brother. - Take it. 695 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,932 - What you want? - Tequila! 696 00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,700 - Tequila? 697 00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:03,507 - Hey Spank, I found somebody! 698 00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:09,813 (sexy music) 699 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:12,750 - All of it baby, Strawberry don't work for free. 700 00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,485 - This is all I got. 701 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:17,955 - Well, I guess I'll make an exception this time. 702 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:19,757 You can owe me the rest, now hand that over and pull 703 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,759 down your pants. - For what? 704 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,260 - Your blow job! 705 00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,663 Strawberry gonna suck your dick! 706 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,032 From the looks of things, you need it, shit. 707 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:30,367 - I just want tequila, I don't want a blow job. 708 00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:32,870 - Everybody needs a blow job, isn't that right Princess? 709 00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:36,407 - That's right, everybody needs a blow job sooner or later. 710 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,975 - Come on, don't make me mad, I'll have to come tearing 711 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,376 at you with my nails. 712 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,712 - Take the BJ, it'll be more fun. 713 00:39:41,745 --> 00:39:45,349 - Okay. - That's a good boy. 714 00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,885 Now, me and Princess here are gonna suck that little 715 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:50,654 dick of yours like it's made of candy. 716 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:55,593 - You like that? 717 00:39:55,626 --> 00:40:00,631 (sexy music) 718 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:06,036 - Mhmm, you like those little plums? 719 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,839 You gonna love these great big peaches. 720 00:40:08,872 --> 00:40:11,008 Take my pop, girl. 721 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,376 - Oh, God. 722 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:14,945 Can I touch 'em? - 'Course you can! 723 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,714 Feel the fuck out of those titties, baby! 724 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,682 They're yours for the next three minutes. 725 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:22,886 - Oh, God. - That's a good boy, now. 726 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,757 Time to head down south, mama's got a whole lot more 727 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,025 to show you. 728 00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:30,094 - Can I do the 69 style kiss? 729 00:40:30,127 --> 00:40:31,629 - Shut the fuck up, white boy! 730 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:32,963 Kiss this. 731 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,068 - Spanky, what the fuck are you doing? 732 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,737 That's a dude! 733 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:43,507 - I am a chick with a dick, mother fucker. 734 00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:45,909 I will fuck him up! 735 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,483 - I saved you, I so fucking saved you. 736 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:53,517 - Dude, I don't want to talk about it, 737 00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:55,052 she took all my fucking money. 738 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:57,021 - Don't worry about it, man, I took care of the booze. 739 00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:58,422 - You did? - Yeah, I got an old dude 740 00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:00,057 getting it for us right now, man. 741 00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:01,659 - No way. - Spank, you gotta level 742 00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:03,794 with me, did you want to suck it? 743 00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:04,995 - No, what? 744 00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:06,196 - Not just a little? 745 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:09,867 Not just like, "Oh man you got a hot bod, great tits. 746 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,437 "Wow, chick wiener I think I'll check that out." 747 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,605 - Chick wiener? 748 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,106 What fucking planet are you from? 749 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,442 - From the planet of stop fucking dissing me or I'll fart 750 00:41:18,475 --> 00:41:19,943 on your toothbrush. 751 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,646 Check it out, here's the dude! 752 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:26,917 Hey! 753 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,887 - Hey little brother. 754 00:41:30,587 --> 00:41:32,022 It's all good. - Yeah? 755 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:34,792 - Not! - Are you kidding? 756 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,593 - What the fuck! 757 00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:40,698 - Wait. - Come on dude, come on! 758 00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:43,100 - My dick's gonna explode, dude. 759 00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:46,170 - Come on! Fuck! 760 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:47,838 That goddamn-- 761 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:51,442 That mother fucker is fast! 762 00:41:51,475 --> 00:41:53,043 What the fuck? 763 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:54,645 - You caused this. 764 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,148 - He's gone, he's gone. - Yeah. 765 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,018 With my money. - Okay, well. 766 00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:08,926 Who the fuck is this guy? - Who knows. 767 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:11,628 What are we gonna do now, dude? 768 00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:13,530 - Go to the fuckin' party, what else? 769 00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:15,966 Oh, what the fuck? 770 00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:24,742 - Hey sugar! - What are you doing? 771 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:28,645 - I got you your tequila. - Thanks! 772 00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:29,947 Now what? 773 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:32,216 - Me and Princess here need a ride across town. 774 00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:34,118 - We're going to a party that way, we'd be happy 775 00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:35,786 to drive you. - Mert! 776 00:42:35,819 --> 00:42:37,821 - If you pay us some gas money. 777 00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:42,192 - Alright, I'll give you five dollars. 778 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,161 - 20! - Seven! 779 00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:45,796 - 15! - Eight! 780 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:47,865 - 10! - Sounds good to me. 781 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,099 Spank, hop in the back. 782 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,467 - I'm not getting in the back. 783 00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:52,469 - Time's a-wasting! - Come on white boy, 784 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:54,571 don't you got a party to go to? 785 00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:58,108 - Hi, want to come in back? - Sure. 786 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:02,579 Okay! 787 00:43:04,214 --> 00:43:05,949 - [Voiceover] Woohoo! 788 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:10,988 (sexy music) 789 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:18,128 (reggae music) 790 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:19,997 - So where's this party of yours, anyway? 791 00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:21,665 - It's at the beach. 792 00:43:21,698 --> 00:43:25,903 - Oh, I love me some parties at the beach, child! 793 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,805 - You want to smoke some pot? 794 00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:29,239 - Mhmm. 795 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,141 - So you want me to finish that blow job we owe you? 796 00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:32,943 - Here in the car? 797 00:43:32,976 --> 00:43:34,845 - I really need the practice. 798 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:36,880 - I thought you'd have lots of practice. 799 00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:39,116 - Not really, I'm just starting out. 800 00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:41,852 - So you're not a prostitute. - Not yet! 801 00:43:43,821 --> 00:43:46,690 - How old are you? - 25. 802 00:43:46,723 --> 00:43:50,994 Actually, I'm 21, 18. 803 00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:54,198 - No way, Mert's 18, I'll be 18 soon. 804 00:43:54,231 --> 00:43:58,135 - Oh, so you're 17, so am I. 805 00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:00,938 - Here you go. 806 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,306 - Watch out it's mumbo jumbo weed. 807 00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:05,642 - Oh no, no, no thanks, thank you, but no. 808 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:07,277 - You're so tense. 809 00:44:09,246 --> 00:44:10,214 Here. - Ow. 810 00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:13,550 - Ooh, sorry. - No, it's okay. 811 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,552 - That better? - Oh, yeah. 812 00:44:18,288 --> 00:44:20,123 So what's your name? 813 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:22,960 - Princess. - I mean is that-- 814 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,561 Your real name is what I mean. 815 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:25,762 - Oh, no. 816 00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:27,331 I wanted to go with Pink Pussy Party, 817 00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:29,933 but someone already took that one. 818 00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:37,241 I'm getting high just from sitting here and breathing. 819 00:44:37,274 --> 00:44:39,776 - Yeah, that's pretty potent shit. 820 00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:44,014 - You're really cute, you know that? 821 00:44:45,048 --> 00:44:46,617 - So are you. 822 00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:50,354 - Oh my God, your dick is sticking out like a spear! 823 00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:52,823 - Yeah, I accidentally took some erectile dysfunction pills 824 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,192 today so, this is what happened. 825 00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:56,360 It hurt. 826 00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:58,195 - It looks like it's about to split open. 827 00:44:58,228 --> 00:45:00,130 - It feels like that, too. 828 00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:03,166 - Oh, poor baby. 829 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,037 Well, let me see if this helps. 830 00:45:08,805 --> 00:45:10,073 - Okay. 831 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,946 - [Voiceover] My bad, my bad. 832 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:26,156 - There's that mother fucker who stole our money! 833 00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:30,093 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. 834 00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:31,628 - Woo, hey! 835 00:45:31,662 --> 00:45:33,697 - Dude, stop driving like that, it hurts. 836 00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:35,132 - I'm sorry man, I'm not stopping, we gotta get that 837 00:45:35,165 --> 00:45:36,266 mother fucker! 838 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:37,901 And he's got all our cash. 839 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:39,836 - Dude, there's something wrong with my dick. 840 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:41,672 - Alright, great, fuckin' lost him. 841 00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:42,973 - It hurts. 842 00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:46,043 - It's purple. - Let me see, baby. 843 00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:49,680 - No one look back at my dick, I'll just put my dick away. 844 00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:52,249 Ow, okay. 845 00:45:53,817 --> 00:45:55,385 - Is that a fucking cop behind us? 846 00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,187 - Where? - Shit. 847 00:45:57,220 --> 00:46:00,991 - Oh shit, if I get arrested my dad will kill me! 848 00:46:01,024 --> 00:46:03,694 - Okay, just calm down everyone, roll down the windows, 849 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:05,162 get the smoke out. 850 00:46:06,897 --> 00:46:08,298 Okay, take that bag of weed. 851 00:46:08,332 --> 00:46:10,267 - Pass it now, come on pass it. 852 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,302 - And done, it's out the window. 853 00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:15,772 - What the fuck, no, fucking fuck fuck. 854 00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,274 - You gotta calm down! 855 00:46:17,307 --> 00:46:18,875 - You just tossed the mumbo jumbo weed out the 856 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,310 fucking window! - I'm sorry. 857 00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:22,279 I thought that's what you wanted me to do. 858 00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:24,948 - Everybody cool. - Fine. 859 00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:26,416 - Pull over here on the side. 860 00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:33,890 - Hold this, hide it. - What? 861 00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:37,327 Shit. - Good afternoon, officer. 862 00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:38,695 What can I do for you? 863 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:40,764 - License and registration. - Right. 864 00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:42,199 - Where you going to so fast? 865 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:44,868 - We were going to the grocery store. 866 00:46:44,901 --> 00:46:47,804 I mean a costume party, this is my brother. 867 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:52,342 We, sh-she's dressed as, um, a prostitute! 868 00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:54,878 It's a costume. - Yeah, I'm gonna win a prize. 869 00:46:54,911 --> 00:46:57,214 - This is a fishing license. - Right. 870 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:02,252 - What's the matter with you? - Nothing! 871 00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:04,988 I'm fine. - And your registration. 872 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:10,394 - Fuck me in the butt. - Was that you? 873 00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:11,962 - I didn't say nothing! 874 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,964 - I want you to fuck my brains out! 875 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:16,433 - There it is! - Lick my crotch. 876 00:47:17,901 --> 00:47:21,338 I want to fuck you so bad, asshole. 877 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:23,006 - It doesn't seem to be working. 878 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,177 - What is that thing? - Eat pussy, eat it, eat it! 879 00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:31,415 Then felch my butt you bad bitch. 880 00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:43,160 - Everything seems to be in order here. 881 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,028 You have yourselves a nice day. 882 00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:46,396 - Nice ass. 883 00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:52,936 - [Voiceover] Bye! 884 00:47:52,969 --> 00:47:55,238 - I was about to be butt firmed in the slam by a guy 885 00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:56,339 named Tiny. 886 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,041 - Oh, you know Tiny? 887 00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:02,012 - Oh man, I got to sit down! 888 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,814 - No, you need to fuck. 889 00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:05,549 Are you sure this is where you tossed it? 890 00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:07,851 - Yeah, it's around here somewhere. 891 00:48:07,884 --> 00:48:09,019 - I'll help you look. 892 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,187 - Why don't you just leave it? 893 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,122 I'm ready to get to this mother fucker! 894 00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,858 - That weed is an aphrodisiac, I'm trying to get him laid. 895 00:48:14,891 --> 00:48:16,827 - What's the big God damn deal? 896 00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:18,128 I get laid every night! 897 00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:21,565 - Maybe one of those kids found it. 898 00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:22,999 - Well, somebody took it. 899 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,401 - Well, let's go after 'em. 900 00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:25,602 Hey, would you guys just wait here? 901 00:48:25,635 --> 00:48:28,171 - You better be quick, time is money honey and your cock 902 00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:29,339 is on my clock. 903 00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:31,108 - Just wait, come on Spank, let's go. 904 00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:36,146 (hip hop music) 905 00:48:46,189 --> 00:48:47,457 Hey! - Hi. 906 00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:50,127 - So, your folks having a party? 907 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,930 - Who are you two, the neighborhood pervs? 908 00:48:55,365 --> 00:48:57,000 What's the matter with you? 909 00:48:57,033 --> 00:48:58,401 - A stomach cramp. 910 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:00,837 - I think we just saw some of our friends go inside. 911 00:49:00,871 --> 00:49:03,507 - It's my little brother's birthday party, 912 00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:06,343 he's turning three. - Oh. 913 00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:09,913 - I need a stupid guest and so does everyone else. 914 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:13,116 That's why he doesn't have any friends and everybody 915 00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:16,119 at the party is friends with my sister, Julie, 916 00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:17,554 she's a junior. 917 00:49:17,587 --> 00:49:22,125 And all they do is sit around, smoke pot, and french kiss. 918 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:24,928 - Really? - Yeah, you want to go in? 919 00:49:24,961 --> 00:49:27,597 Be my guest, I hope the stupid house burns down. 920 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,267 - Well thank you for the invitation. 921 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,536 - You guys smell like BO and reefer! 922 00:49:32,569 --> 00:49:35,005 - I don't smell, you smell! 923 00:49:41,077 --> 00:49:42,612 Where the fuck is everybody? 924 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,182 Would you cover that thing up, man? 925 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:47,184 - Dude, I can't help it. 926 00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:48,185 (childrens music) 927 00:49:48,218 --> 00:49:50,187 - [Voiceover] One more, keep going, keep going! 928 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:51,922 Good one, keep going! 929 00:49:51,955 --> 00:49:55,058 (indistinct yelling) 930 00:49:55,091 --> 00:49:57,093 - Freaking stupid bitch! 931 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,532 - You can do it honey! 932 00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:05,402 - Pick up that candy and put it back, bitch. 933 00:50:05,435 --> 00:50:08,438 - Of course, I see the candy, I see it. 934 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,243 - I want to hit it again. 935 00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:16,213 - You know, I think that you're only supposed to hit 936 00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:19,282 the pinata and break her open once, baby. 937 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,652 - Don't give me shit on my birthday, mom! 938 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:26,022 - Okay. - Who the fuck are you? 939 00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:28,225 - We're friends of your sisters. 940 00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:30,493 - That little bitch, where's my present. 941 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:33,630 - We didn't bring one. - Are you fucking kidding me? 942 00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:37,334 Give me a piggy back ride, asshole! 943 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:42,038 (choking) 944 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,377 - Oink like a pig! 945 00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:49,446 (oinking) 946 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,686 - Fucker, where's my God damn present? 947 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,388 - Give him a fuckin' present. 948 00:50:58,421 --> 00:51:03,493 - Uh, oh, here we got this for you. 949 00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:08,365 - Look sweetheart, what do you say? 950 00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:12,302 - Why the fuck anybody doesn't give me cash? 951 00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:17,641 - Thank you, I'm sure that it's just what he wanted. 952 00:51:19,442 --> 00:51:21,478 Do you think I'm a cougar? 953 00:51:21,511 --> 00:51:23,580 Do you like coug's? 954 00:51:23,613 --> 00:51:26,449 Do you want to do a coug? 955 00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:39,062 Julie and the other young kids are downstairs if you 956 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:41,097 want to join them. 957 00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:43,967 You're invited too. 958 00:51:46,469 --> 00:51:48,471 - Okie, dokie, let's go. 959 00:51:48,505 --> 00:51:53,343 - And guys, don't wake aunt Sue, she sleeps in the back, 960 00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:55,245 but you can always wake me. 961 00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:58,715 - Stop flirting and bring me some God damn cake. 962 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:01,451 - Of course, honey, I'll get it right away! 963 00:52:03,153 --> 00:52:04,354 - Dude, let's go. 964 00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:06,790 - Would you handle your shit, fuck-o? 965 00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:09,726 We're not leaving 'til we find that mumbo jumbo weed. 966 00:52:09,759 --> 00:52:14,030 And besides, you got a major chance scoring some real poon. 967 00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:15,432 - Poon? 968 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:17,500 We're at a little kids birthday party. 969 00:52:17,534 --> 00:52:20,337 - Yeah, with no little kids and a basement full of teenagers 970 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:22,706 smoking pot and french kissing. 971 00:52:22,739 --> 00:52:25,342 If you're ever gonna get that hard on to go away, 972 00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:28,378 you must get laid, understood? 973 00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:29,746 - Understood. 974 00:52:29,779 --> 00:52:32,215 (upbeat music) 975 00:52:32,248 --> 00:52:34,184 - Fuck off, man, Jesus! 976 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,330 Man, you smell that? 977 00:52:47,364 --> 00:52:48,565 - Pot? 978 00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:50,300 - Pussy. 979 00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:01,177 Hey, I'm gonna hit that. - Hey! 980 00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:10,854 - So, magic grass? - Nope. 981 00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:13,123 - Dude, what if the people that picked up that pot didn't 982 00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:14,591 come to this fucking party? 983 00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:16,126 - Dude, they're fucking here, man. 984 00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:17,794 It's just a matter of finding the fucking stuff. 985 00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:19,763 Here. 986 00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:35,378 Hey, do you know where I can find some pot? 987 00:53:35,412 --> 00:53:38,615 - Yeah, like everywhere you look. 988 00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:41,651 - No, it's got like little flowers and stuff in it. 989 00:53:41,684 --> 00:53:43,686 - Flowers? 990 00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:47,524 You smell like sweat and asparagus. 991 00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:50,293 - Yeah, well you smell like a punch bowl full of poon tang! 992 00:53:52,195 --> 00:53:53,563 - In the best way. 993 00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:57,500 - Plant yourself some place, preferably where the girl's 994 00:53:57,534 --> 00:54:00,236 sitting on your face, and then I'm gonna go look 995 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:01,404 for that pot. 996 00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:03,440 I'll be back in a minute, okay? 997 00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:05,241 - Please hurry! - Just go. 998 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:14,617 (indistinct chatter) 999 00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:51,221 - Are you alright? 1000 00:54:51,254 --> 00:54:52,755 - Yeah, hey, do you have any pot? 1001 00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:55,725 - Yeah, Leah has some upstairs, but it's really expensive. 1002 00:54:55,758 --> 00:54:57,327 - Thanks. 1003 00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:01,431 This whole small tit thing, man, it's really working for me. 1004 00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:05,535 - You want a shot? 1005 00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:07,403 - Of course I do. 1006 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,706 Thanks. 1007 00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:19,816 - Any pot? 1008 00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:25,421 - Slut? - Sure, my favorite. 1009 00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:27,190 I'm so excited! 1010 00:55:28,424 --> 00:55:29,959 Let's do it, Steph. 1011 00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,629 I think we need a couple more people. 1012 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,364 - Hey you want to play slut with us? 1013 00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:37,300 - Yeah. - Take a seat, yeah. 1014 00:55:37,967 --> 00:55:39,502 So, have you ever played slut before? 1015 00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:42,405 - Well, uh, it was a while ago. 1016 00:55:42,438 --> 00:55:43,706 - We need some people anyway. 1017 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:45,542 Okay, what's your name? - Spanky. 1018 00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:46,943 - Spanky, that's kind of a cool name. 1019 00:55:46,976 --> 00:55:48,711 I'll just tell you about it. 1020 00:55:48,745 --> 00:55:52,849 You spin the bottle and whatever it lands on you do. 1021 00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:55,518 You know, like, show your tits or dick. 1022 00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:56,786 - I always do that one. 1023 00:55:56,819 --> 00:55:58,688 - Yeah, or you know, if it lands on masturbate 1024 00:55:58,721 --> 00:55:59,822 or kiss a guy. 1025 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,891 - Spin to fuck, suck your neighbor. 1026 00:56:01,925 --> 00:56:03,726 - I love sucking my neighbor. 1027 00:56:05,595 --> 00:56:06,829 - What about this one? 1028 00:56:06,863 --> 00:56:07,997 What's "you get the skank?" 1029 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,734 - The skank, she sits and waits for someone to come in 1030 00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:15,505 and for five minutes there's only one rule; 1031 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,006 that you do whatever you want to. 1032 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,408 - Oh. 1033 00:56:21,344 --> 00:56:23,046 - Are you guys playing slut without me? 1034 00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:24,681 - Can we play, too? 1035 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,649 - Sure. - Yeah. 1036 00:56:26,683 --> 00:56:29,552 - Come one, come all, the more the merrier. 1037 00:56:31,988 --> 00:56:33,590 So who's gonna go first? - Me! 1038 00:56:33,623 --> 00:56:34,724 Right here, me first. 1039 00:56:34,757 --> 00:56:36,726 - Linda! - Linda! 1040 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,835 - Which guy do you want? - Which guy you gonna kiss? 1041 00:56:47,604 --> 00:56:51,674 - I choose Marcus. 1042 00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:53,509 (all screaming) 1043 00:56:53,543 --> 00:56:55,812 - [All] Go Marcus, go Marcus, it's your birthday, 1044 00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:58,014 have a party, go Marcus. 1045 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:16,532 - It's my turn! 1046 00:57:16,566 --> 00:57:19,102 Oh God, I'm getting high, I don't want to do this. 1047 00:57:19,135 --> 00:57:20,703 - Do it, do it. 1048 00:57:22,905 --> 00:57:24,607 - Show your dick or titties! 1049 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:27,610 I ain't got no dick. 1050 00:57:27,644 --> 00:57:29,579 But I got titties! 1051 00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:38,955 Alright, okay, okay, what is it like, Tuesday? 1052 00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:43,493 - No, no, no, I think it's my turn. 1053 00:57:43,526 --> 00:57:44,927 - Amanda! 1054 00:57:48,431 --> 00:57:49,866 - Pick me, pick me. 1055 00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,102 It's make out with a girl, pick me. 1056 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:58,441 - You just did one so I pick Marie. 1057 00:57:58,474 --> 00:58:00,043 - Oh my God. 1058 00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:04,480 - You've got big shoes to fill! 1059 00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:17,493 They are so hot, oh my God, they are so hot. 1060 00:58:24,901 --> 00:58:26,602 Alright. 1061 00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:30,773 I need a light. 1062 00:58:34,577 --> 00:58:35,945 Yeah, you got me? 1063 00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:39,382 Yeah. 1064 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,617 - Is that the new stuff? 1065 00:58:41,651 --> 00:58:42,919 - That is. - Is that good shit? 1066 00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:44,921 - It's the strongest stuff, do you want some? 1067 00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:46,589 It is so good. 1068 00:58:46,622 --> 00:58:51,094 It's potent, it's like mega-potent, it's like waffle twat 1069 00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:53,129 potent, waffle twat. 1070 00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:57,800 (all chattering) 1071 00:58:57,834 --> 00:58:59,469 That shit is making me so fucking horny. 1072 00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:01,104 Just makes me want to-- 1073 00:59:01,971 --> 00:59:03,072 - Where'd this come from? 1074 00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:05,675 - Um, my sister said something about finding it in the 1075 00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:09,879 bushes, this shit is really potent stuff, it's good. 1076 00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:13,783 It kind of makes me happy, if you know what I mean. 1077 00:59:14,684 --> 00:59:16,185 It makes me horny. 1078 00:59:17,687 --> 00:59:19,155 - Uh, you guys. 1079 00:59:19,188 --> 00:59:21,157 No, I gotta go. 1080 00:59:22,925 --> 00:59:24,627 - Makes me horny. 1081 00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:28,164 Don't, don't go, Spanky no, don't go. 1082 00:59:28,197 --> 00:59:31,968 Spanky, no don't go it makes me horny! 1083 00:59:32,668 --> 00:59:34,537 Spanky sit down! 1084 00:59:36,773 --> 00:59:39,475 (all singing indistinctly) 1085 00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:44,514 (upbeat music) 1086 01:00:05,067 --> 01:00:06,502 - Leah? 1087 01:00:06,536 --> 01:00:08,104 Leah, where are you? 1088 01:00:08,905 --> 01:00:10,506 - I gotta go to the bathroom. 1089 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:11,908 - Okay. 1090 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:15,278 - Get out of my way. 1091 01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:19,048 - Your boob is, your uh-- 1092 01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:21,651 - What? 1093 01:00:21,684 --> 01:00:26,556 (screaming) 1094 01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:28,658 Oh, this air feels cold. 1095 01:00:39,235 --> 01:00:44,240 (indistinct yelling) 1096 01:00:49,946 --> 01:00:52,815 - No, no you can't go Spanky! 1097 01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:02,124 ♪ Spanky you're so fine 1098 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:03,793 ♪ You're so fine you blow my mind 1099 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:04,927 ♪ Hey Spanky 1100 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,298 ♪ Hey Spanky you're so fine 1101 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:10,967 ♪ You're so fine you blow my mind 1102 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,668 ♪ Hey Spanky 1103 01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:18,641 - Spank, spank, spank! 1104 01:01:24,146 --> 01:01:26,549 - You got the skank, yeah. 1105 01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,951 - Can I go again? - No. 1106 01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:34,590 You got the skank, that's disappointing. 1107 01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:36,259 I wanted it to be you and me tonight. 1108 01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:38,294 - Seriously? - Seriously. 1109 01:01:43,065 --> 01:01:45,201 She's waiting back there for you. 1110 01:01:46,235 --> 01:01:50,673 You can do whatever you want and that's the only rule. 1111 01:01:57,780 --> 01:02:00,283 Have fun. (laughs) 1112 01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:35,952 - Hello. 1113 01:02:37,286 --> 01:02:40,423 - I want you to take your cock out and stuff it into 1114 01:02:40,456 --> 01:02:43,826 my mouth and then I want you to lick my pussy 1115 01:02:43,859 --> 01:02:46,862 like a lollipop, can you do that? 1116 01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:50,032 - Sure. 1117 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:05,181 - Hello, hello. 1118 01:03:05,214 --> 01:03:06,148 Are you Leah? 1119 01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:08,184 I'm looking for some of that stuff you found. 1120 01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:10,720 - You got a real cigarette? 1121 01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:13,089 I'm getting fucking sick of these lights. 1122 01:03:14,256 --> 01:03:16,192 - Sorry, I don't smoke. 1123 01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:19,261 - What are you, a vegetarian or something? 1124 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:21,998 - Do you have like an older sister named Leah or something? 1125 01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:23,966 I'm supposed to meet somebody here. 1126 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,935 - You looking for chronic? 1127 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,837 - Uh, yeah. 1128 01:03:29,405 --> 01:03:32,408 - 10 bucks a joint, I only have three left. 1129 01:03:32,441 --> 01:03:33,809 - Three left? 1130 01:03:33,843 --> 01:03:34,810 What the fuck'd you do with the rest of 'em? 1131 01:03:34,844 --> 01:03:36,812 - I sold 'em, what's it to you? 1132 01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:37,980 - That was my pot! 1133 01:03:38,014 --> 01:03:40,349 I had to toss it in the bushes when a cop was after me. 1134 01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:43,986 - So what, finders keepers! - Finders, keepers? 1135 01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:45,488 Give me the fucking joint. 1136 01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:48,190 - Piss off tubby, go fuck your boyfriend! 1137 01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:49,358 - Give me the joint! 1138 01:03:49,392 --> 01:03:51,160 Give 'em to me! 1139 01:03:51,193 --> 01:03:53,195 (screaming) 1140 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:55,164 Stop it or I'm gonna tell your mom you're a dealer. 1141 01:03:56,866 --> 01:04:01,904 - Don't, dude, that selfish bitch is gonna want 50%! 1142 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:06,242 - Come on, man, we gotta go. 1143 01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,312 Come on, Spanky! 1144 01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,248 - Spanky! (both screaming) 1145 01:04:13,215 --> 01:04:14,784 - My fucking ear drums. 1146 01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:15,918 - You're the skank? 1147 01:04:15,951 --> 01:04:17,019 - Shut up, I had a rough childhood! 1148 01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:18,120 - Had? 1149 01:04:18,154 --> 01:04:19,321 - Did you fuck your sister? 1150 01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,757 - Don't say that, I did not-- 1151 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:24,260 - Spanky, you're my fucking hero dude. 1152 01:04:24,293 --> 01:04:25,494 Hey, Ellen, nice tits. 1153 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,430 - Don't you dare look at my tits, loser! 1154 01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:30,099 - Oh my God, what are we gonna tell mom and dad. 1155 01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:31,767 - [Both] Don't tell them! 1156 01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:34,003 - Ellen, you're coming home now, okay? 1157 01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:35,971 - No, you can't tell me what to do, virgin, 1158 01:04:36,005 --> 01:04:37,373 you don't even know how to eat a pussy. 1159 01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:38,874 - You don't know how to eat a pussy? 1160 01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:40,843 - Oh, God. - Come on, man. 1161 01:04:40,876 --> 01:04:41,977 - What about her? 1162 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:43,512 - Fucking leave her, let's go, come on! 1163 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,482 - And send in the next guy, will ya? 1164 01:04:46,515 --> 01:04:49,118 - This is a bunch of crap mom. 1165 01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:55,524 Oh look it's ass and hole. 1166 01:04:57,193 --> 01:04:58,360 - Bye bye, thanks. 1167 01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:00,362 - What a couple of dicks. 1168 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,234 - Come on man, we gotta go. 1169 01:05:05,267 --> 01:05:06,836 - What am I gonna do! 1170 01:05:07,903 --> 01:05:10,573 - Well, uh, look at the bright side, at least your boner 1171 01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:12,308 went away. 1172 01:05:14,877 --> 01:05:18,380 - I had sex with my sister! 1173 01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:21,016 I can't believe it! 1174 01:05:22,551 --> 01:05:26,122 - Dude, alright, well did you spooge on her? 1175 01:05:26,155 --> 01:05:27,323 - No! 1176 01:05:27,356 --> 01:05:29,391 - Okay, did she spooge on you? 1177 01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:33,062 - No. - Then, you didn't have sex! 1178 01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:36,198 Like, accidental tongue. 1179 01:05:36,232 --> 01:05:37,366 - Accidental tongue? 1180 01:05:37,399 --> 01:05:39,435 - Yeah, you know like when you kiss your aunt you push 1181 01:05:39,468 --> 01:05:42,104 a little too hard and her tongue slips into your mouth. 1182 01:05:43,472 --> 01:05:45,941 - What kind of sick life do you live? 1183 01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:47,843 - A pretty twisted one. 1184 01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:50,312 I mean, at least I didn't fuck my sister. 1185 01:05:51,413 --> 01:05:53,349 - Oh, fuck! - Come on. 1186 01:05:58,187 --> 01:05:59,989 - Hey, there you guys are! 1187 01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:01,390 Did you find the pot? 1188 01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:03,459 - No, some midget chick sold most of it, 1189 01:06:03,492 --> 01:06:05,895 but I managed to salvage a few joints. 1190 01:06:05,928 --> 01:06:07,563 - What's the matter with Spanky? 1191 01:06:07,596 --> 01:06:09,331 - Oh, he fucked his sister. 1192 01:06:09,365 --> 01:06:11,534 - Oh. - Shut up. 1193 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,136 - Man, get over it. 1194 01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:15,638 We gotta get out of here, where's the tranny? 1195 01:06:15,671 --> 01:06:18,374 - Oh Strawberry's in the bushes over there with some guy. 1196 01:06:18,407 --> 01:06:20,309 We were waiting for so long, you know? 1197 01:06:20,342 --> 01:06:22,011 Person's gotta work. 1198 01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:25,181 By the way, some crazy girl called on that broken phone. 1199 01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:27,316 It was hard to hear, but I think she was asking for someone 1200 01:06:27,349 --> 01:06:28,551 named Johnny? 1201 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:30,386 - Shit, she found us! - Who? 1202 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:32,988 - My brother's crazy girlfriend, Pinky. 1203 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:37,393 - Oh, yeah, she said she was kill herself then she was 1204 01:06:37,426 --> 01:06:40,262 gonna kill you and Spanky and then just cried a lot 1205 01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:42,331 and begged him to tell where we were. 1206 01:06:42,364 --> 01:06:44,533 - And? - So I told her. 1207 01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:45,668 - Shit! 1208 01:06:45,701 --> 01:06:47,670 - She was just so drunk, I didn't know what to do. 1209 01:06:47,703 --> 01:06:50,206 - Don't sweat it, we just have to get the fuck out of here. 1210 01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:52,408 Stay here with Spanky, I'll be back in a minute. 1211 01:06:53,576 --> 01:06:56,478 - I'm a sinner, I'm unclean. 1212 01:06:56,512 --> 01:06:59,148 - Oh, no, no, no you're fine. 1213 01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:02,551 Hey, most guys have sex with their sister at least once. 1214 01:07:06,555 --> 01:07:08,958 - Strawberry, you-who, time to go! 1215 01:07:08,991 --> 01:07:11,360 - I'll be finished in a minute, baby! 1216 01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:23,339 - I gotta work this neighborhood more often. 1217 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,207 - Hurry up, we gotta get out of here. 1218 01:07:25,241 --> 01:07:27,576 My brother's crazy ex-girlfriend's showing up. 1219 01:07:27,610 --> 01:07:29,411 - That bitch on the phone? 1220 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:31,981 She outta her mother fuckin' mind, child! 1221 01:07:34,416 --> 01:07:36,018 - Hurry up, guys, we gotta get out of here before my 1222 01:07:36,051 --> 01:07:38,187 brother's crazy ex-girlfriend shows up! 1223 01:07:38,687 --> 01:07:41,257 Oh shit, get behind the car, hide, hide, hide! 1224 01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,327 (tires screeching) 1225 01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:49,031 - There you are, you asshole! 1226 01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:50,966 Where's your fucking brother, where's Johnny? 1227 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,101 - Put the shovel down, Pinky. 1228 01:07:52,134 --> 01:07:54,403 - Don't you tell me to put the shovel down, prick! 1229 01:07:54,436 --> 01:07:56,572 I'm gonna bury it in his fucking head. 1230 01:07:56,605 --> 01:07:58,240 - Bury it in my head, please. 1231 01:07:58,274 --> 01:07:59,375 - Get the fuck over here-- 1232 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,542 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1233 01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:02,511 you're not thinking straight, Pinky! 1234 01:08:02,544 --> 01:08:04,413 - Johnny said he loved me! 1235 01:08:04,446 --> 01:08:06,448 I was gonna have his son, we talked about it. 1236 01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:08,284 - Don't be such a schmuck! 1237 01:08:08,317 --> 01:08:10,319 He doesn't dig you anymore, get over it! 1238 01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:13,355 - He's a liar. - Fuckin' A, he's a liar. 1239 01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:14,757 Dude's lie. 1240 01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:17,226 He just wanted to get in your pants, guys like him always 1241 01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,194 lie to get with hot chicks like you. 1242 01:08:19,228 --> 01:08:21,664 - I am not hot, I'm hideous. 1243 01:08:21,697 --> 01:08:23,365 - You're definitely hot. 1244 01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:25,434 All painted up with those nipple rings. 1245 01:08:25,467 --> 01:08:27,069 - You saw my nipple rings? 1246 01:08:27,102 --> 01:08:29,605 - You sent like a box of DVD's to the house with you, 1247 01:08:29,638 --> 01:08:31,273 like, taking your clothes off and stuff. 1248 01:08:31,307 --> 01:08:33,409 I must've jacked off to 'em like 10 times. 1249 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:35,044 - Really? - Yeah! 1250 01:08:35,077 --> 01:08:38,013 Most guys would suck off an elephant's balls to get a chance 1251 01:08:38,047 --> 01:08:40,416 at a smoking hot piece of ass like you. 1252 01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:43,052 - You are so nice. 1253 01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:44,286 - No problem. 1254 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,721 - Can I hang out with you guys? 1255 01:08:45,754 --> 01:08:48,657 I tend to go a little crazy when I'm by myself. 1256 01:08:48,691 --> 01:08:51,527 Like, today I tried to shove my head down the garbage 1257 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,629 disposal. - Sure. 1258 01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:55,998 Why not, what the fuck? 1259 01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:58,200 - I love you. 1260 01:08:58,233 --> 01:08:59,501 What's your name again? 1261 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:02,104 - Mert. 1262 01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:04,573 - I love you, Merp! 1263 01:09:04,606 --> 01:09:08,043 - No, it's, never mind. 1264 01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:10,312 Alright, everybody pile in. 1265 01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:13,582 - Hi, hi, hi, hi. 1266 01:09:13,615 --> 01:09:18,620 (upbeat music) 1267 01:09:21,623 --> 01:09:22,691 - [Voiceover] I hope the party's still happening 1268 01:09:22,725 --> 01:09:24,059 when we get there. 1269 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:25,194 - [Voiceover] This is Malibu, Spanky, 1270 01:09:25,227 --> 01:09:27,229 parties don't ever end here. 1271 01:09:28,263 --> 01:09:32,167 Look, it's so big and beautiful, and big! 1272 01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:45,714 - Come on, Spanky, hurry up dude. 1273 01:09:48,751 --> 01:09:51,086 Oh man. - Wow. 1274 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,188 - I want to own this place. 1275 01:09:53,222 --> 01:09:55,224 - [Voiceover] Get in line, sugar! 1276 01:09:55,257 --> 01:09:56,592 - Think we'll see any celebrities? 1277 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:59,128 - Oh, celebrities! 1278 01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:01,130 - I'd like to fuck some celebrities. 1279 01:10:02,564 --> 01:10:05,200 - Cindy and June have got some rich ass friends. 1280 01:10:05,234 --> 01:10:06,702 - I would so live here. 1281 01:10:06,735 --> 01:10:08,570 - Girl, you better you some fuck money so you can 1282 01:10:08,604 --> 01:10:09,538 afford it. 1283 01:10:09,571 --> 01:10:11,407 Do anal, it pays better. 1284 01:10:13,475 --> 01:10:15,077 - Sorry, dude. 1285 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:18,547 - What a bunch of fuckers. - Yeah, fuckers! 1286 01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:19,748 - Fuckers! 1287 01:10:19,782 --> 01:10:21,850 - Dude, I'm gonna take this tequila over with the other 1288 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:22,885 liquor. 1289 01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:24,486 - I'll come with! 1290 01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:29,158 - Come on. 1291 01:10:32,628 --> 01:10:36,331 Alright, listen, me and Spank are here on official business, 1292 01:10:36,365 --> 01:10:37,299 alright? 1293 01:10:37,332 --> 01:10:41,203 So don't take this the wrong way, but get lost. 1294 01:10:41,236 --> 01:10:42,504 - You're such a sweet talker! 1295 01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:44,540 I bet the ladies love you. 1296 01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:47,676 - Not yet, but they will. 1297 01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:51,513 (indistinct yelling) 1298 01:10:52,714 --> 01:10:54,817 - I'll tell you what's about to change. 1299 01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:56,518 I'ma have to excuse myself, baby. 1300 01:10:56,552 --> 01:11:00,155 Strawberry gonna get her a sugar daddy. 1301 01:11:03,492 --> 01:11:04,726 - Fuckin' trannys. 1302 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,462 They're probably perfect for each other. 1303 01:11:06,495 --> 01:11:09,264 Ow, what the fuck! 1304 01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:10,833 - What the hell did you just say? 1305 01:11:10,866 --> 01:11:12,000 - I didn't say anything! 1306 01:11:12,034 --> 01:11:14,837 - You didn't call me whore flicking fur flying whore 1307 01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:16,472 bitch mother? 1308 01:11:16,505 --> 01:11:18,207 - What? 1309 01:11:22,377 --> 01:11:23,912 What the fuck? 1310 01:11:25,481 --> 01:11:27,216 - I need a drink. 1311 01:11:28,317 --> 01:11:33,255 (techno music) 1312 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:37,526 - Hey. - Hello. 1313 01:11:38,327 --> 01:11:39,495 - Nice! 1314 01:11:46,268 --> 01:11:47,402 - Wow. 1315 01:11:47,436 --> 01:11:50,506 Good thing I brought the tequila, they are running low. 1316 01:11:50,539 --> 01:11:52,508 - Yeah, look on the bright side, you could've brought 1317 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:55,410 a shit load of aphrodisiac pot to the party. 1318 01:11:55,444 --> 01:11:58,413 Oh, you did. - I did. 1319 01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:04,553 - Let's go swimming. 1320 01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:08,357 - Well, did you bring your swim suit? 1321 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:09,925 - Just my underwear. 1322 01:12:10,893 --> 01:12:12,427 - That works. 1323 01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:18,534 - So, is chlamydia like totally contagious? 1324 01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,471 - What the hell you talking about? 1325 01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:23,906 - Just asking. 1326 01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:27,843 - Yo, dude! 1327 01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:36,285 - Hey, I'm looking for two chicks, Cindy and June, 1328 01:12:36,318 --> 01:12:37,753 they're bi-sexual. 1329 01:12:37,786 --> 01:12:40,022 - Oh yeah, I think they're out by the pool. 1330 01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:42,691 - You actually know them? 1331 01:12:42,724 --> 01:12:44,526 - Yeah, I'm their uncle. 1332 01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:47,963 Nice. 1333 01:12:48,697 --> 01:12:49,898 Great boobies. 1334 01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:53,435 Hey Spank! 1335 01:12:54,336 --> 01:12:55,837 - Sorry, dude. - No problem, dude! 1336 01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:57,539 - You asshole! 1337 01:13:06,715 --> 01:13:09,017 - People joining us. - Oh, hi. 1338 01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:13,889 - You know-- - Wish mine were that big. 1339 01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:16,892 - No, I like yours. 1340 01:13:18,927 --> 01:13:21,930 You know, I was lousy at math and history, 1341 01:13:21,964 --> 01:13:25,534 but I kinda like reading. 1342 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:27,035 I know, it's a dorky thing. 1343 01:13:27,069 --> 01:13:31,940 - I was lousy at math, history, and most of my other 1344 01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:33,709 fucking subjects. 1345 01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:36,044 You know what else I'm really lousy at? 1346 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:38,513 - What? - Being a hooker. 1347 01:13:38,547 --> 01:13:40,882 I'm a lousy hooker. - It's okay. 1348 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,884 - I was a hooker once. - Really? 1349 01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:44,920 - Yeah, just that one time. 1350 01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:46,788 - I haven't turned one trick since I started 1351 01:13:46,822 --> 01:13:48,090 this whole thing. 1352 01:13:48,123 --> 01:13:50,425 I'm thinking of going back home. 1353 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:53,095 - Yeah, I think you should. 1354 01:13:53,128 --> 01:13:55,430 - You think so? - Yeah. 1355 01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:57,699 - I like animals. 1356 01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:01,803 Maybe I'll become a vet, or a chef! 1357 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,775 - Hey there! 1358 01:14:07,743 --> 01:14:09,778 - Well, well, look who made it. 1359 01:14:09,811 --> 01:14:11,546 - Surprise, surprise. 1360 01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:14,816 - Man, you guys have great tits. 1361 01:14:14,850 --> 01:14:16,685 - God. - You want to go swimming? 1362 01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:18,053 - We already went. 1363 01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,788 - Hey, where's your friend? 1364 01:14:19,821 --> 01:14:22,024 - Uh, he's over in the hot tub. 1365 01:14:22,057 --> 01:14:24,760 I'll go get him, maybe the four of us can party? 1366 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:26,928 - Oh, if that's your friend, he doesn't look like he 1367 01:14:26,962 --> 01:14:28,597 needs our company. 1368 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:32,067 - That's Spanky and his, uh, sisters. 1369 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:35,671 - And if those are his sisters then he wants to fuck 1370 01:14:35,704 --> 01:14:37,439 the one in the middle. 1371 01:14:37,472 --> 01:14:39,374 - [Voiceover] Looks like he does. 1372 01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:42,644 - Now would Spanky really want to fuck his own sister? 1373 01:14:42,678 --> 01:14:44,946 What do you think, would he Mert? 1374 01:14:45,947 --> 01:14:47,482 - I'll be right back. 1375 01:14:48,784 --> 01:14:50,419 What the fuck are you doing, man? 1376 01:14:50,452 --> 01:14:53,155 - What's it look like I'm doing, I'm taking a hot tub. 1377 01:14:53,188 --> 01:14:54,823 Join the ladies. 1378 01:14:54,856 --> 01:14:57,759 - You guys got really great tits. 1379 01:14:59,628 --> 01:15:01,363 - We just got 'em done. 1380 01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:03,699 - Why don't you come in with us? 1381 01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:09,538 - Sorry that was my hand! 1382 01:15:09,571 --> 01:15:11,006 - I'm going to the bathroom. 1383 01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:12,607 - Me too. 1384 01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:15,444 - I'll come with you guys! 1385 01:15:16,445 --> 01:15:17,512 - Why don't you just piss in the hot tub? 1386 01:15:17,546 --> 01:15:19,381 That's what I do! - Gross. 1387 01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:23,118 - Nice ass. 1388 01:15:23,151 --> 01:15:26,121 - Oh what, you like a little junk in the trunk? 1389 01:15:26,154 --> 01:15:28,423 How's the for ya, you like that? 1390 01:15:30,525 --> 01:15:32,561 - Dude, what the fuck's your problem? 1391 01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:34,096 - What's my problem? 1392 01:15:34,129 --> 01:15:35,797 What's your problem, man? 1393 01:15:35,831 --> 01:15:37,699 I thought we had plans, Judas. 1394 01:15:37,733 --> 01:15:38,900 - Judas? 1395 01:15:38,934 --> 01:15:41,937 We had a plan, come to the party, we're at the party. 1396 01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:43,672 end of plan. 1397 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,741 - The plan was to come to the party and get laid by 1398 01:15:45,774 --> 01:15:48,009 Cindy and June. 1399 01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:50,712 - I have a girl already. - The wrong fucking one, 1400 01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:51,880 lame ass. 1401 01:15:51,913 --> 01:15:55,784 What about those two bi chicks and the mumbo jumbo weed? 1402 01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:57,819 I got three joints left. 1403 01:15:57,853 --> 01:16:00,055 Are you in or are you out? 1404 01:16:01,189 --> 01:16:04,926 - Spanky, would you like some champagne? 1405 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,232 - I want a real girl. 1406 01:16:10,265 --> 01:16:13,502 - Who cares? I get you off. 1407 01:16:13,535 --> 01:16:15,937 You can masturbate to me anytime. 1408 01:16:15,971 --> 01:16:19,541 - I don't want to masturbate anymore, do you hear me? 1409 01:16:19,574 --> 01:16:22,477 - Come back, Spanky, don't leave me. 1410 01:16:22,511 --> 01:16:25,647 - I don't want to masturbate anymore! 1411 01:16:27,716 --> 01:16:30,118 Did I just say that? - Yeah, man. 1412 01:16:30,152 --> 01:16:32,154 That's fucked up, man. 1413 01:16:32,187 --> 01:16:34,456 How would you live? 1414 01:16:35,056 --> 01:16:37,626 - Hey, I just found this really huge tub upstairs. 1415 01:16:37,659 --> 01:16:39,528 Do you want to come? - Piss off. 1416 01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:40,829 Spanky's with me. 1417 01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:42,497 - Dude, don't talk to me. 1418 01:16:42,531 --> 01:16:44,032 Yeah, I want to come. 1419 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,501 - Yeah, well you'll be sorry when I'm in bed with those 1420 01:16:46,535 --> 01:16:49,638 two lesbos, swallowing their tits. 1421 01:16:49,671 --> 01:16:52,073 And I want my copy of ass pirates five back! 1422 01:16:58,547 --> 01:17:00,148 - Have you seen Johnny? 1423 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:04,686 - Hey. 1424 01:17:04,719 --> 01:17:06,588 - Hey, what else is in the bag? 1425 01:17:07,722 --> 01:17:09,291 - Pot and sex toys. 1426 01:17:09,324 --> 01:17:11,193 Why, you guys want to smoke? 1427 01:17:11,226 --> 01:17:12,661 - Sure! - Yes. 1428 01:17:12,694 --> 01:17:15,597 - Okay, alright, finally. 1429 01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:18,166 - You like this, this is beautiful. 1430 01:17:19,868 --> 01:17:21,636 You ever fucked in a hot tub before? 1431 01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:24,706 - Me? Yeah, lots of times. 1432 01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:28,176 You? 1433 01:17:28,210 --> 01:17:31,112 - Oh yeah, lots of times, like six times. 1434 01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:35,550 And I gave head to the entire football team, is that cool? 1435 01:17:36,117 --> 01:17:37,619 - I know I've seen you somewhere. 1436 01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:40,989 - Sorry. 1437 01:17:41,022 --> 01:17:43,158 (screams) 1438 01:17:46,094 --> 01:17:47,596 - I'm okay. 1439 01:17:49,598 --> 01:17:52,968 - Surgeon general says this might cause horny-ness. 1440 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:57,639 - Come on, pass that thing! 1441 01:17:57,672 --> 01:17:58,940 - I will. 1442 01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:03,712 (indistinct) 1443 01:18:03,745 --> 01:18:05,113 - Yes I do. 1444 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:13,188 You're right, that's really strong. 1445 01:18:17,392 --> 01:18:20,028 ♪ We just want to get stoned 1446 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:25,767 ♪ We don't want to get irony 1447 01:18:28,904 --> 01:18:31,273 ♪ We just want to get stoned 1448 01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:35,977 - I don't know why I just did that. 1449 01:18:36,011 --> 01:18:40,815 - Cause you, my dear, are you really fucking high. 1450 01:18:43,285 --> 01:18:44,286 - I really liked that. 1451 01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:46,254 You guys want to do it again? 1452 01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:57,098 Oh my-- - What? 1453 01:18:57,132 --> 01:18:59,134 - God. - What? 1454 01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:01,903 - Something different about you. 1455 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,640 - I don't think he's ever been kissed. 1456 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:10,078 - You are a total fucking virgin. 1457 01:19:10,111 --> 01:19:12,681 - No, I've been fucking a lot! 1458 01:19:13,715 --> 01:19:15,216 - You are! 1459 01:19:16,351 --> 01:19:19,087 Now I want to fuck you. 1460 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:20,722 - I want to fuck you too! 1461 01:19:20,755 --> 01:19:21,756 - Right here, right now? 1462 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:23,358 - Let me see your boner! 1463 01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:24,826 - Oh my God, that tickles! 1464 01:19:24,859 --> 01:19:27,629 - I'm so fucking horny! - Hey, what? 1465 01:19:28,863 --> 01:19:30,732 I don't see anything. 1466 01:19:30,765 --> 01:19:32,901 - He doesn't have a boner. - Yes I do! 1467 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:35,003 I have a huge hard on! 1468 01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:37,806 Just give me one second, I'll be right back. 1469 01:19:40,909 --> 01:19:43,111 - I've never done this. - That's okay. 1470 01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:46,348 I have, I'll help you. 1471 01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:18,847 - I cannot blow this, I cannot blow this. 1472 01:20:19,414 --> 01:20:20,415 Shit. 1473 01:20:20,448 --> 01:20:23,018 I need a big boner. 1474 01:20:33,028 --> 01:20:35,897 Insert penis into vacuum tube. 1475 01:20:35,930 --> 01:20:38,833 Pump ball to remove air. 1476 01:20:38,867 --> 01:20:41,469 10 to 15 times for maximum results. 1477 01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:45,073 - So where's Mert? - I don't know. 1478 01:20:45,106 --> 01:20:48,843 - Merty Mert, where are you? 1479 01:20:48,877 --> 01:20:51,780 - Hey, should we just light this and smoke some more? 1480 01:20:51,813 --> 01:20:53,948 - Yeah. - Whatever. 1481 01:21:00,422 --> 01:21:02,791 - That smells so good, can I have some? 1482 01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:06,895 - I want to try that. - Try some. 1483 01:21:16,504 --> 01:21:18,473 - Come on, buddy. 1484 01:21:26,281 --> 01:21:31,252 (rock music) 1485 01:21:42,297 --> 01:21:47,302 - 41, 42, 43, 44. 1486 01:21:50,939 --> 01:21:54,342 Shit, okay it's time to go fuck. 1487 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,482 Where the fuck are my balls? 1488 01:22:00,515 --> 01:22:04,519 I need some butter or shampoo or something. 1489 01:22:05,553 --> 01:22:06,955 Get the fuck off. 1490 01:22:06,988 --> 01:22:08,089 - Hey! 1491 01:22:08,123 --> 01:22:10,058 Do you think I'm hot enough to fuck? 1492 01:22:10,091 --> 01:22:12,193 Like here, now! 1493 01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:14,295 - I'm kind of with someone. 1494 01:22:15,530 --> 01:22:17,899 - I am not drunk, whore! 1495 01:22:17,932 --> 01:22:21,069 Prick tease, at least I'm not a prick tease. 1496 01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:23,438 - Why don't you go to the kitchen and grab yourself 1497 01:22:23,471 --> 01:22:25,106 some coffee-- - Piss off! 1498 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:27,442 Go suck your mama's tit, pervert. 1499 01:22:28,343 --> 01:22:29,310 I'm sorry. - I'm gonna go. 1500 01:22:29,344 --> 01:22:30,211 - Did I say that? 1501 01:22:30,245 --> 01:22:32,080 What was your answer? 1502 01:22:33,081 --> 01:22:34,916 I think I'm gonna be sick. 1503 01:22:40,021 --> 01:22:41,389 - Fuck. 1504 01:22:43,324 --> 01:22:44,626 Oh shit, what are you doing? 1505 01:22:44,659 --> 01:22:46,060 Hey, somebody's in here! 1506 01:22:46,094 --> 01:22:48,163 - Sorry. - What the fuck are you doing? 1507 01:22:49,964 --> 01:22:51,132 - What the fuck. 1508 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:57,338 This is my nipple cup and my ass clamp, 1509 01:22:57,372 --> 01:22:59,274 and my triple headed dong! 1510 01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:00,975 You have my sex toys! 1511 01:23:01,009 --> 01:23:02,410 - I found them in Johnny's apartment, would you just leave 1512 01:23:02,443 --> 01:23:05,914 me alone! - That is my lucky penis pump! 1513 01:23:05,947 --> 01:23:08,016 Give it back! - No, it's stuck I can't get-- 1514 01:23:08,049 --> 01:23:09,350 What are you doing? 1515 01:23:09,384 --> 01:23:10,852 - Give it! 1516 01:23:11,953 --> 01:23:14,122 (screams) 1517 01:23:14,155 --> 01:23:17,325 - My balls are in the tip of my dick. 1518 01:23:17,358 --> 01:23:20,428 - This happened to Johnny once, but that was because 1519 01:23:20,461 --> 01:23:21,629 of me. 1520 01:23:24,365 --> 01:23:27,135 Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. 1521 01:23:32,707 --> 01:23:35,310 - I feel so horny! 1522 01:23:37,412 --> 01:23:39,447 (all laughing) 1523 01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:42,250 (indistinct talking) 1524 01:23:44,619 --> 01:23:46,654 - Baby, you gonna make my day. 1525 01:23:50,058 --> 01:23:52,260 Now that's my kind of party. 1526 01:23:54,562 --> 01:23:59,567 (techno music) 1527 01:25:29,090 --> 01:25:34,028 (soft music) 1528 01:25:43,705 --> 01:25:47,275 - Jesus, can you believe how fucked up we were last night? 1529 01:25:48,176 --> 01:25:49,410 - I know. 1530 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:53,348 That was crazy. 1531 01:25:53,381 --> 01:25:56,484 - Speaking of which, can you see my panties? 1532 01:25:56,517 --> 01:26:00,722 - No and I can't find my bikini bottoms either. 1533 01:26:00,755 --> 01:26:03,124 - Has anyone seen my panties? 1534 01:26:03,157 --> 01:26:05,059 - Mine are gone too! 1535 01:26:05,093 --> 01:26:07,061 - Where the hell are they? 1536 01:26:07,095 --> 01:26:08,663 I thought they were right over here. 1537 01:26:08,696 --> 01:26:10,331 - Mert. 1538 01:26:11,766 --> 01:26:16,771 (soft music) 1539 01:26:22,543 --> 01:26:24,445 - Hi. - Hi. 1540 01:26:26,414 --> 01:26:28,149 - Will you take me home? 1541 01:26:29,150 --> 01:26:31,753 I mean my real home. - Of course. 1542 01:26:33,688 --> 01:26:35,256 - Thanks. 1543 01:26:35,289 --> 01:26:36,791 - No problem. 1544 01:26:51,172 --> 01:26:52,740 - See you, baby. 1545 01:26:53,808 --> 01:26:55,243 - Bye honey. - Bye. 1546 01:26:55,276 --> 01:26:56,377 - Thanks for the great party. 1547 01:26:56,411 --> 01:26:59,113 - No, thank you, come back any time. 1548 01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:07,622 - Bye. 1549 01:27:14,729 --> 01:27:18,800 - Come on, baby, Strawberry gonna make you some pancakes. 1550 01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:23,838 (guitar music) 1551 01:27:28,643 --> 01:27:31,312 - You're not gonna forget me are you? 1552 01:27:31,345 --> 01:27:32,814 - No, I'm not gonna forget you. 1553 01:27:32,847 --> 01:27:34,348 - We can still date, you know. 1554 01:27:34,382 --> 01:27:36,184 I only live like an hour away. 1555 01:27:36,217 --> 01:27:37,852 - Yeah, we can have sleepovers or something. 1556 01:27:37,885 --> 01:27:39,420 - I like sleepovers! 1557 01:27:39,454 --> 01:27:40,755 - Yeah, me too. 1558 01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:44,659 Here we are. 1559 01:27:44,692 --> 01:27:46,427 - I'm gonna miss you. 1560 01:27:49,230 --> 01:27:50,565 Thank you. 1561 01:27:57,371 --> 01:27:58,840 - Bye. - Bye. 1562 01:28:08,850 --> 01:28:13,855 (rock music) 1563 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:37,712 ♪ I don't mind if you say that you need it 1564 01:28:38,746 --> 01:28:40,948 ♪ And it's my time 1565 01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,217 ♪ So just go on and keep it 1566 01:28:43,251 --> 01:28:44,352 - Bye, Spanky. 1567 01:28:44,385 --> 01:28:46,254 Thanks for the ride Mert. 1568 01:28:46,287 --> 01:28:48,389 - Sure thing, babe. 1569 01:28:48,422 --> 01:28:51,425 You'll always have a special place in my heart. 1570 01:28:51,459 --> 01:28:53,261 - Well, can I get your number? 1571 01:28:53,294 --> 01:28:54,996 - Not a fucking chance. 1572 01:28:55,029 --> 01:28:57,298 - You said you loved me. 1573 01:28:57,331 --> 01:28:59,400 - Yeah, well I had a hard on like a stalactite, 1574 01:28:59,433 --> 01:29:01,435 I would've done anything to get in your pants. 1575 01:29:01,469 --> 01:29:02,703 - You're a fucking liar! 1576 01:29:02,737 --> 01:29:04,939 You know, you're just full of shit! 1577 01:29:04,972 --> 01:29:07,742 - Of course, I'm a guy. - I hate you! 1578 01:29:20,054 --> 01:29:22,757 - Dude, that was harsh. 1579 01:29:22,790 --> 01:29:25,026 - Yeah, well she's a crazy fucking bitch and I don't 1580 01:29:25,059 --> 01:29:26,460 want her in my life. 1581 01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:28,629 - What else do you got going in your life? 1582 01:29:28,663 --> 01:29:30,031 You're a fucking pig. 1583 01:29:30,064 --> 01:29:33,601 The fact that she made out with you, even laid you, 1584 01:29:33,634 --> 01:29:35,469 is a fucking miracle. 1585 01:29:36,671 --> 01:29:38,272 - Ouch. 1586 01:29:40,308 --> 01:29:41,809 - Where the fuck are they? 1587 01:29:41,842 --> 01:29:45,313 - Honey, watch the language. 1588 01:29:46,714 --> 01:29:48,316 - Seriously. 1589 01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:54,622 - Joshua, where have you been? 1590 01:29:54,655 --> 01:29:55,823 I have been worried sick! 1591 01:29:55,856 --> 01:29:58,259 - You were supposed to be here 20 minutes ago! 1592 01:29:59,026 --> 01:30:02,530 - Hey losers, do anything fun last night, I did. 1593 01:30:02,563 --> 01:30:04,465 - Shut up! - It wasn't his fault! 1594 01:30:04,498 --> 01:30:08,369 My brother Johnny, he has sleep apnea and he stopped 1595 01:30:08,402 --> 01:30:11,739 breathing last night and Spanky, he knows CPR 1596 01:30:11,772 --> 01:30:13,441 and he brought him back to life! 1597 01:30:13,474 --> 01:30:15,676 And my brother, now he's at the hospital recovering. 1598 01:30:15,710 --> 01:30:17,678 - Is that true? My God. 1599 01:30:17,712 --> 01:30:19,780 - Proud of you Josh, that's a brave thing you did, 1600 01:30:19,814 --> 01:30:22,383 putting your mouth over another man's lips. 1601 01:30:22,416 --> 01:30:23,751 - Thanks. 1602 01:30:25,486 --> 01:30:28,522 - You mother fucking cock sucking son of a bitch. 1603 01:30:30,558 --> 01:30:33,995 You give me shit, I'm giving you shit all over your car! 1604 01:30:34,028 --> 01:30:36,330 Son of a bitch, you want to fuck with me? 1605 01:30:36,364 --> 01:30:37,598 You want to treat me like shit? 1606 01:30:37,632 --> 01:30:39,867 Well, watch this. 1607 01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:41,535 - What is that? 1608 01:30:41,569 --> 01:30:43,037 - [Both] Gorilla shit. 1609 01:30:43,070 --> 01:30:45,573 - Man, look, you guys better get the fuck out of here. 1610 01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:47,108 I gotta go take care of this bitch. 1611 01:30:47,141 --> 01:30:48,976 No, no, no, no stop, stop! 1612 01:30:49,010 --> 01:30:50,444 Oh, come on! 1613 01:30:50,478 --> 01:30:52,480 - Good luck with your girlfriend. 1614 01:30:54,148 --> 01:30:55,750 Move! 1615 01:30:56,517 --> 01:30:58,519 - Pinky, you are one crazy bitch. 1616 01:30:59,820 --> 01:31:04,892 (upbeat music) 1617 01:31:10,898 --> 01:31:11,932 - Did you? 1618 01:31:13,634 --> 01:31:14,835 - Yeah. 1619 01:31:32,553 --> 01:31:34,422 - Tastes like shit! 1620 01:31:38,693 --> 01:31:41,128 - I fuckin told you she was hot. 1621 01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:48,402 - I'm still here for you Spanky. 1622 01:31:50,805 --> 01:31:52,640 All of me. 1623 01:31:56,610 --> 01:31:56,610 ♪ 116289