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Please don't tell me you're having some
existential crisis about a journal you
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and my son used to jerk off to.
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Like I said, that journal is the reason
I have every issue in my life right now.
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It's why my life's spiraling.
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Okay, elaborate.
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Well, Damon has a thing for my mom.
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And I find out that my mom has a thing
for Damon, too.
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Really? Yeah, Damon actually sent me a
snapshot of them talking on this dating
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thing. And yesterday they actually met
up.
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Did Damon tell you that?
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No. I went to go visit my mom yesterday
and I saw Damon's car in the driveway.
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So I have a confession.
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When our dating profiles matched, I
thought you were just being nice.
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Well, I've always had a crush on you.
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I just didn't know how to tell you.
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Glad the internet did it for me, though.
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But you haven't always had a crush on
me.
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Why would you say that?
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Because I'm Seth's mom.
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So? Seth has a crush on my mom?
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No.
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No, he hasn't.
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Yes, he has.
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And it's always been a joke growing up.
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I had a crush on you.
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He had a crush on my mom.
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We promised each other we'd never do
anything about it, but...
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Today I'm breaking up on this.
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Come here.
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I want to show you something.
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I haven't been in my son's room since he
moved out.
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What are you doing?
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What? You don't snoop?
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No, never.
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Really?
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We have to go through your stuff all the
time.
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No, you did not.
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Maybe you should find a better place to
hide your vibrators.
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First place someone's going to look is
the panty drawer.
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Damon, really?
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I knew it.
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Your mom is still just as beautiful now
as she was then.
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Hey, how did you know this photo was
here?
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Because I'm Seth's best friend and I
know everything.
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Everything.
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And it probably wouldn't be a good idea
if his girlfriend saw it look in here.
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She wouldn't be too happy about that.
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Maybe not.
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But look how young she was.
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How tight her body is.
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Oh my...
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I miss the days my body was this tight.
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Come on, it still is.
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Shut up.
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You want to hear something funny?
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What? Remember those days we used to
come over during the summer and hang out
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the pool?
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Well, sometimes I'd be laying there with
my sunglasses on, looking at you in
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your bikini.
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Oh my god, you are such a pervert.
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Let's just say I've always known that
I've worn one.
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Wait. We cannot do this in my son's
bedroom.
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Wait, what do you mean?
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Fuck Seth. He doesn't even live here
anymore.
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Relax.
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Enjoy yourself.
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I'm playing this moment over and over
again in my head for years.
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Oh yeah?
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Uh huh.
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I can't wait to see what you have to do.
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Oh my God, that's so sexy.
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All those summers at the pool, staring
at you.
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You naughty, naughty boy.
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God, this is so good.
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I've been wanting you to do this.
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Can you talk like that like when I tell
you what to do to me
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Mm -hmm.
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I can't believe we're actually doing
that. You can't? Oh, I've been wanting
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do that.
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That would be so much fun.
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Listen, you can't tell someone.
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It's a dark secret.
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Yeah, put that in my mouth.
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Yeah, I'll do that.
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Tears. Tears. I want
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this.
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I can't fucking breathe
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oh yes no
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The whole thing, everything.
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The whole thing right there in your
mouth, right?
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Yeah, right there. Nice and deep.
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Do you want to do it again?
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Let's spill that one. Yeah.
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It's
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really
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good.
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Fuck that.
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You suck. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We're going to know. It's just not
enough.
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Oh, yeah
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I love that. I
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like that.
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Spray it for me
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Hmm.
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Dude, dude, dude.
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Yes.
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Don't know
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I can't sleep in a fucking twin bed
forever.
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One, two, three, four.
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Yes.
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I can tell you.
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I can tell you. Keep going. Keep going.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my
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god right there.
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Oh, my God.
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This is our secret, right?
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Same for me.
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