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Sweet dinner.

Three of my targets in the last two years have gotten engaged.

Congratulations. What's gone into you?

Do you really believe in what we're doing here?

Matching people with their soulmates? Yeah.

A soulmate they wouldn't have found without her. Whatever happened to lame

things happen naturally.

Oh yeah, because that worked out for us.

I'm serious.

Why is helping two people fall in love such a problem? We have an 80 % success

rate. And how many of that 80 % actually worked out?

Well, maybe you should let me match you with somebody in our system and then you

can find out. Are you crazy? No.

What? You scared of my actually work?

No. Shut your eyes.

The truth was, Charlie wasn't scared.

He'd been in love before and it didn't work out.

That's reality.

Because in real life, most relationships don't work out.

Eventually, everything ends badly.

And it just so happened that an opportunity presented itself for him to

just that.

What the fuck?

Hey, Mrs. Ward, is this Cody home? No, he just went to drop some stuff off at

the church, and you're more than welcome to wait until he gets back.

Yeah, thanks.

What you working on?

Oh, a bake sale.

I'm raising money for the athletic program at the Hamilton... Community

You're always doing so much for others.

Why don't you do something for yourself?

I enjoy taking care of others.

Yeah, but who's taking care of you?

I'm serious. What can I do to help? You want help packing the cookies, cleaning

the kitchen?

You want a massage?

Jamie, you being here is enough.

So, you really don't want my help?

No.

What? What do you mean, what?

You're staring at me.

Yeah, because you're beautiful.

You shouldn't look at me in that way.

What? Am I not allowed to say that?

I'm twice your age.

You know, I read this thing on my Twitter feed today, and it was talking

age differences and relationships, and you know what it said?

No, what?

That older women can benefit from dating younger men.

Oh, really?

And how is that?

Well, besides obvious stamina, sex drive, we're also more optimistic.

So I'm not?

Not about relationships.

Well,

I've been divorced twice, so it's hard to believe in love when you've seen it

fail so many times.

Well, it doesn't mean it has to fail every time.

I mean, come on.

Don't you want to give it a shot?

Cody will be here at any time.

He's not here now, right?

But he could walk in the door.

Come on.

And it's really not appropriate for me to do this

with my son's friends.

You're doing so much for everybody else.

Don't you want to feel good yourself?

Yeah, but take it.

You're half my age.

It doesn't matter.

It's just a number.

Hi.

I'm flattered. I really am very flattered. But this is wrong. It's not

You tell me it doesn't feel good. I feel good.

I hate if you lock the door.

I know you have to

I do.

Oh, my goodness.

But the cookies, they'll get...

Oh, wow.

That's very aggressive.

It's about time someone took care of you, right?

I'm not sure about this.

Well,

I've been waiting a long time.

I want it.

what you're doing.

Thank you.

Oh.

No.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God. It's amazing.

Yeah, you didn't like that. Yeah.

Oh,

my God. That's it.

Yes, sir.

Oh my God.

That's good, yes.

Thank you.

There you go. That's it.

Thank you.

Mm, good, man.

There you go.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Right there, right there. Right there? No, I'm sorry.

Right here.

Right there.

Oh, I'm going to fucking cum.

You're going to cum. I want you to cum on me.

Okay? You're going to cum on me? On me. Oh, fuck me.

You're going to be so... Oh, my God.

You have outdone yourself.

What? It's not funny. We spoke about this.

No, we talked about not sabotaging. And in this instance, I didn't. I have a

hard time believing that.

It's true.

I ran the algorithm and they're a perfect match.

It's about a 20 -year age difference, but the system's never wrong, right?

So you knew there was a glitch and you did nothing.

According to you, the system knows best.

You ruined her life.

What are you talking about?

She called this morning, devastated, asking if Jamie really was her perfect

match. So I looked into the system, saw the error, and was floored to see that

you had done nothing, despite there being an obvious issue.

You told me not to.

She's lost her son over this.

He won't speak to her.

Her church parish kicked her out and she lost the job as a teacher. And to top

it all off, Jamie dumped her for a 22 -year -old bartender.

How's that for your 80 % success rate?

You don't... Forget it.

This poor woman's life is ruined also that you can prove a point.

She was going to file a lawsuit against Cupid Co. until I convinced her there

was a better option.

Yeah, what's that?

Fire you and give somebody else a case.

Congratulations.

You got everything the two ever wanted.

How does that feel?