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TIM: I need to snap the band.
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Remind myself
that this is real.
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Morning, Mark.
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ABBY: It's a man,
he's trapped in here.
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JESS: If you
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want to be with me,
then we have to tell Finn.
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-You are to become
an agent of Satan.
-(GASPING)
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(SPEAKING LATIN)
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I've got the power to fuck
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powers out of people.
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-EMMA: I cause accidents.
-(GASPING)
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Your mate said
you'd take my power.
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-ABBY: Use your power, Alex.
-(GASPING)
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Be a super hero.
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-You're Alex, aren't you?
-Mmm-hmm.
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SARAH: I need you
to take my power.
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Is that right?
And what power might that be?
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I've got hypnotic tits.
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Can we just
get this over with?
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(GASPING)
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Was that it? Did it work?
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Yeah, yeah. I guess it did.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Erm, I didn't get your name.
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That's because
I didn't give it to you.
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Well, er, do you want to
stay for a drink?
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I know you're supposed to
have a drink before you shag,
but er...
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Or, can I just get
your number, because then,
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I thought would be nice
if we could...
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If we could see
each other again...
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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# The city breathing
The people churning
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# The conversating
The price is what?
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# The conversating
This place is heaven
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# And if you see them
They're saying what? #
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Everyone.
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We've got
an announcement to make.
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So, tomorrow's the one year
anniversary of the storm,
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thus it is my birthday.
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And mine. I'm gonna be one.
(CHUCKLES)
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Well, that's just
fucking weird.
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Well, we're having
a party here at
the Community Centre
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and you're all invited.
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-Question.
-Yes, there'll be a buffet.
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I accept your invitation.
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ABBY: So, it's gonna be
like a normal
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first birthday party,
but instead of Pass the Parcel
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and little paper hats,
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-there'll be vodka and drugs,
and people fucking each other.
-Ah!
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ABBY: Mmm-hmm.
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Er, Helen will be there.
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I just, I really want you to
meet her, man. Please come.
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Yeah, all right.
I might pop down,
have a sausage roll.
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You have got sausage rolls,
haven't you?
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Fuck's sake.
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I'll get the sausage rolls.
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Okay. God!
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Hey.
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Oh, yeah.
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I, erm,
I'm looking for a girl.
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I think she might've been
at your support group.
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Finlay, my child.
Please, I insist,
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-anything you want.
-(COINS JINGLING)
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Anything up to the value of
sixty whole English pennies,
dude.
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Now, may I suggest E7,
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that is, the Bounty Bar?
It truly is a tropical
taste sensation.
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Why are you
being so nice to me?
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No rea... Dude, what the fu...
(STAMMERS)
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When did you get so cynical?
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Whatever happened to me,
bright-eyed little sun-beam,
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with his little hat
full of hope there?
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The reason is I'm going,
I'm going out with Jess.
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I've said it.
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I'm sorry, man.
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-You think that's funny?
-Dude, I'm not joking, Finn.
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We are. We're boyfriend
and girlfriend, Finn.
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We fuck and stuff, and spoon.
We're shagging, spoon...
We're fuck-spoons.
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Did you really think
I was gonna fall for that?
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For fuck's sake.
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-Jess likes pretty boys.
-Hmm.
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Like me and Alex.
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Just... You're not
her type, mate, trust me.
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Unbelievable.
Unbe-friggin-fuck you, dude!
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-(THUD)
-Snack revoked.
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You're gonna have to buy
your own Bounty Bar,
dickhead. (SCOFFS)
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-I will.
-Good.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(KEYS JINGLE)
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What are you doing here?
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-You forgot to say thank you.
-For what?
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For, erm, helping you out.
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The way I see it,
we both got what we wanted.
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-I got rid of my power
and you got an easy fuck.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Right. Okay, so that's...
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That's what you think
I'm about?
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I just go around just
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shagging anything that moves
for the fun of it.
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-I don't know
what you're about.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Look, I...
I have had sex with men.
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Girls that were...
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Oh, well, she was battered,
covered in blood, and...
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Look, all I'm trying to do is
just help people.
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Wow. You're all heart.
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So you are just going to
use me and walk away then?
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-(SIGHS)
-There's a party
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at the Community Centre,
tomorrow night.
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Give me a chance.
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I appreciate what you did
for me, all right? Thank you.
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If that's what
you need to hear.
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But I don't owe you anything.
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Just leave me alone.
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(CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)
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You are still coming,
aren't you, to the party?
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I told you, mate.
I'll be there.
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Yeah, I know, but it's just,
it's a bit of a big deal.
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It's the first time you're all
going to be in the same place
at the same time.
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You know, the, er...
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The, er...
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"The Jumper Posse."
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Mate, that has got to be
the worst fucking name
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for a gang of superheroes
I've ever heard.
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We'll just...
We'll work on it.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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GREG: Wait.
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(SIGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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(TUTTING)
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Addiction is a weakness.
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And a weakness
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must be stamped upon.
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Oh, no, it's...
It's not all for me.
It's my birthday.
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-Oh?
-We're having a party.
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(LAUGHING)
You're having a party?
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-Yeah.
-In my Community Centre?
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Am I invited?
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No.
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No, you're right.
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I mean, why would you want
some miserable old cunt
hanging around,
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spoiling all your fun?
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I mean, it's not
as if we're friends.
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We're not fucking friends.
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(SIGHS) Probation Worker?
Are you saying you'd like to
come to our party?
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Would you like me to
come to your party?
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Yeah.
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-What time's it start?
-About 9:00.
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I'll see you about 9:00 then.
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-DARK RUDY: You all right?
-Here he is.
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I wanted to talk to you
just before everyone else
gets here, that's all.
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Yeah, before you start
waffling on...
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-I got you a present.
-Have you?
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-What is it?
-Have a look.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Eh?
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-It's a pill.
-Yeah.
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Well, shit, man.
Apparently me dealer
doesn't do book tokens, so...
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-Ta-da.
-You know I don't do drugs.
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Oh, yeah, shit.
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There's no point in wasting
that then, is there?
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-Did you even get me a card?
Did you get me anything?
-No.
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I didn't get you
a birthday card,
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because today isn't actually
your real birthday, is it?
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January the 7th,
that is our birthday.
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No, that's your birthday,
isn't it?
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Today. Today is my birthday.
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There's...
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I've been thinking
about this a lot, and...
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I think we need to split up.
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Now we're spending
more and more time apart.
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You know, since I met Helen,
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I feel more
confident in myself, you know.
I know what I want to be.
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You know, I just...
I hope we can still be friends
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I just...
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I do, and I need to stand
on my own two feet now.
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I need to...
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I need to be me own person.
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Check you.
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Of course, of course, you do.
Yeah.
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-You'll be fine, won't you?
You'll be all right.
-Yeah.
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You'll be fine,
you'll be fine,
you'll be fine.
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Happy birthday.
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Eh?
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Yeah.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Is this it?
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Maybe?
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-At least you lot are here.
-(SIGHS)
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And Mark.
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ALEX: Ah, well,
it's all about Mark, isn't it?
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'Cause he can really make
or break a party, can't he?
Mark?
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Fucking hell... Oh, my God!
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What the fuck is he
doing here, dude?
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Oh, yeah, I invited
the probation worker.
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FINN: What? Why? Great!
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Just when you think the party
can't get any shitter.
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Fuck it, I'm just gonna get
this shit out of the way.
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I got you all
a present, actually,
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because it's been
one year since the storm.
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Here are, dude.
Here are, love. Finlay.
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Abs.
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It's a pill.
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And no, I didn't get
a fucking gift receipt,
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so happy anniversary,
you dickheads.
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What is wrong with you,
Little Miss Sunshine?
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(EXHALES) Nothing.
Actually, I'm having
a great time.
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I'm gonna go and get
a drink for every...
Do you want a drink?
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I'll get you a drink.
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-You came?
-Er, yeah,
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I was coming anyway.
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I'm here with my friends
from the support group.
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Yeah. Right.
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Yeah, obviously.
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Erm... Well, er...
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So have a good night.
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ABBY: Hiya.
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Hi, I'm Abby,
the birthday girl.
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DARK RUDY: All right.
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-All right.
-Hiya.
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This is, erm, Helen.
(CHUCKLES)
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So, you're Rudy One.
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Rudy. It's just Rudy.
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It should be a good night.
Eh?
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I doubt it, dude.
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We don't usually
throw parties.
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Long story short,
we shat ourselves
on a bouncy castle.
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It got a bit messy,
do you remember?
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Mum and dad lost the deposit.
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I'm sure he'll tell you
all about it, won't you, mate?
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(LOW) It wasn't that bad.
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I forgot to say
happy birthday.
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Did you?
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-Oh, come on.
-(KISSES)
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm, er...
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I'm just going to go and see
if any of the others are here,
all right?
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-Mmm-hmm.
-Yeah?
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Oi.
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You know, this is your
fucking fault, this is, eh.
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You're just filling his head
with all these big ideas.
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He's going off
being his own person,
doing his own fucking thing.
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Do you know what you're doing?
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You're trying to
split up the band.
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Me and him are
the fucking Beatles, mate,
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and you're just that
yodelling Chinese woman.
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-Yoko Ono?
-Yeah.
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00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:03,533
-She's Japanese.
-Is she?
247
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,400
Yeah, well, when it all goes
friggin' tits up, it'll be me
248
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:10,067
that he comes running back to,
won't it, with his tiny little
penis between his legs.
249
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:12,567
Look, we're together,
250
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:17,600
and if you can't deal with
that, then I guess you'll just
have to go fuck yourself.
251
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:19,267
-Oh, you fucking...
-DARK RUDY: I can't find...
252
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,600
Here he is.
253
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,433
I can't... I can't find 'em.
254
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:27,067
-I'll help you find them.
See you later, Rudy One.
-See you in a bit.
255
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:30,300
Fuck's sake.
256
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:35,433
He's, he's, he's leaving me.
257
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:38,667
And I mean for good this time.
He wants to be with Helen.
258
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,300
It's like leaving home, innit?
It was always going to happen
one day.
259
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:49,900
Do you know what is a really
good cure for a bad mood?
260
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,267
No.
261
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,800
Magic beans.
262
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,600
Ooh, see?
I feel better already.
263
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,067
(SNIFFLES) Mmm.
264
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:01,700
No, maybe I'll have it laters.
265
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,333
No. (INHALES)
266
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,167
Look...
267
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,700
I do get it.
268
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:17,067
You're scared because
he's going and you don't want
to be on your own, do you?
269
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,267
(MUFFLED) No.
270
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,967
You're not going to be
on your own.
271
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,633
Do you know why?
272
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,467
-Because I got you?
-Yes.
273
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,833
It's because you've got me,
you miserable prick.
274
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,233
(CHUCKLES)
275
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,300
Oh, shit!
That's not how it looks, Finn,
276
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,500
'cause... (STUTTERS)
277
00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:44,500
It is, actually.
It's exactly how it looked,
and I'm sorry, dude,
278
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,500
'cause I've been trying to...
Finn! Finn!
279
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,267
Sorry, mate.
280
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,067
No worries, mate.
281
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,433
HELEN: I don't think
they're coming.
282
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,967
-They said they'd be here.
-Well, if they can't
283
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,467
even be bothered to show up on
time, they can both fuck off!
284
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,800
(SCOFFS) Nice.
285
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,167
Who are you?
286
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,867
I'm the one
you just told to fuck off.
287
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:19,100
-Who are you?
-This, this is Helen.
288
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:21,200
She's the one
I was telling you about.
289
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,167
Congratulations, mate.
She's a charmer.
290
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,800
Oh, just... We're just
waiting on Karen now.
291
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,867
She'll be here in a minute,
running a bit late.
292
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,233
I'm here.
293
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,967
Oh, my God,
have you been spying on us?
294
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,433
No, I just...
I got here early.
295
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,733
I didn't want people to see me
hanging around on my own.
296
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:41,400
What did she say?
297
00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,300
I wasn't spying on you.
298
00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:44,567
I can't understand
what she's saying.
299
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,500
She said she wasn't
spying on you.
300
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,933
DARK RUDY: Er, Karen,
301
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,067
do you want to tell them
about your power?
302
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,100
I can blend in to
my surroundings.
303
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,267
Hide in plain sight.
304
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,733
We're going to have to
sort out some subtitles
or something
305
00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,600
-because I can't hear
a word of it.
-Let's...
306
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,833
Come on, let's go and
have a... Let's go and have
a drink, guys?
307
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,233
Do you want a drink?
Come on, Karen.
308
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,967
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
309
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,800
You fucking lied to me!
310
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:22,200
Dude, I didn't, man.
Technically,
that's inaccurate,
311
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,433
because I fucking...
I fucking offered to buy you a
Bounty bar for, God's sake.
312
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,400
I was telling you the truth.
You just...
You didn't believe me, Finn.
313
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:31,200
And do you know why?
314
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,967
Because I didn't think
you'd do that to me.
315
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,433
Come on, man,
don't be like that.
Come to Uncle Rudy for a bit.
316
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,900
Don't think that
you can just laugh it off!
317
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,067
Fuck me over and then
make a joke out of it!
318
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,167
You know what,
319
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,667
I know you probably
won't give a shit
320
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,900
because you've got Jess now,
321
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,800
but as far as friendship goes,
322
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,733
you and me,
323
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,967
we're finished.
324
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,067
Enjoy the fucking the party!
325
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,500
Finn?
326
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,600
Fuck!
327
00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,433
-(THUD)
-For fuck's sake!
328
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,700
(SIGHS)
329
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,400
Relax, I am not following you.
330
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,833
I just came to get some air.
331
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,500
Is that all right?
332
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,067
Be my guest.
333
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,333
Sorry, about the other day.
334
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:25,833
It's just, this year has been
a fucking nightmare.
335
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,433
The power thing.
336
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,533
I had to stop seeing my dad.
337
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,700
He just couldn't stop
staring at them.
338
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,700
Oh, shit, mate.
339
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:37,933
I didn't even
think about that.
340
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:42,333
Nobody needs their dad staring
at their tits, do they?
341
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,067
No.
342
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,367
Do you want to go
and get a drink?
343
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,600
What kind of a drink?
344
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:56,867
Like a date-drink
or a drink-drink?
345
00:17:57,067 --> 00:18:00,533
Well, I was just thinking,
a drink with alcohol in.
346
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,133
All right.
347
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,800
-But it isn't a date.
-Right, fine. It's not a date.
348
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:11,433
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
349
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:27,867
Rudy One or Rudy Two?
350
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,700
It's Rudy! It's just Rudy!
351
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,533
I'm Ghostbusters,
he's Ghostbusters 2.
352
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:36,067
And everybody knows
Ghostbusters 2 was
a right piece of shit.
353
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,467
I quite liked it.
354
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,700
You fucking would,
wouldn't you?
355
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:43,100
You know ecstasy
reverses your power?
356
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,567
Whatever your power is,
it makes it do the opposite.
357
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,333
(BLOWS)
358
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,200
That's a good fact.
359
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,433
All right,
"Stay off the pills, stick to
the friggin' heroin then."
360
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,333
Oh, fuck, Jess!
361
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:08,667
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
362
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:22,667
Abby! Abby!
Have you seen Jess?
363
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,600
-No.
-Fuck!
364
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,133
Have you taken your pill?
365
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,867
No, I was gonna have it with
a bit of cake later.
366
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,100
Look, do not take
the friggin pill,
367
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,367
it will reverse
all your powers.
368
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,933
Cake? Fuckin' cake?
369
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:45,600
(GASPING)
370
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:49,767
What the fuck?
371
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,300
I can't see.
372
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,233
I can't fucking see...
373
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,233
Rudy?
374
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,333
Some... Someone!
375
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:10,667
My mate, he got turned
into an agent of Satan
376
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,367
and I had to fuck him
in the arse.
377
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,767
(CHUCKLES) Oh! Nice.
378
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,367
Yeah.
379
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,700
Oh, and I almost,
almost shagged
a tortoise once.
380
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,133
So, you do draw the line
at shagging animals?
381
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,067
Good to know.
382
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,800
Er, so, are you...
383
00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:32,133
Are you seeing anyone,
at the moment?
384
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:33,967
Or?
385
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,200
Well, when I had my power,
386
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:41,800
it was kind of hard to
tell the good guys
from the wankers.
387
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,633
And there have been
a lot of wankers.
388
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:45,900
Yeah.
389
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,567
Problem?
390
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,933
(CHUCKLES) Oh, God.
391
00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:05,433
Sorry. Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
392
00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:09,967
Er, it's just,
now that I know I'm not
supposed to look at them,
393
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,433
all I want to do is
look at them.
394
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:14,333
You know, when you see
a dead cat in the road
395
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,233
and you don't want to look
at it, but then the more you
try to stop yourself,
396
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,167
the more that
you just can't help it.
397
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:23,967
Okay. Well, erm, how about
I give you one free look then,
398
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,333
seeing as you took my power?
399
00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:28,267
That would...
That would be great.
400
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,300
-Happy now?
-Awesome.
401
00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:36,733
-So, shall I compliment them?
-Let's leave the tits,
shall we?
402
00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:38,900
-Same again.
-Mmm-hmm.
403
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,300
(SIGHS)
404
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,933
-(WHIMPERING)
-RUDY: Jess? Jess!
405
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,133
Shit!
406
00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:01,300
Jess, you all right?
I'm right here.
407
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:02,967
-I'm here, I'm here.
-(GASPING)
408
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,933
-Fucking hell.
-My God, what's happening?
I can't see.
409
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,233
It's the fucking pill's
reversed your power.
410
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,933
Hang on. Oh, Christ.
411
00:22:09,933 --> 00:22:11,200
Am I fucking blind?
412
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,233
No, no, no, you're not.
You're not blind.
413
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,967
You just gotta wait for it to
wear off. Just sit tight
and wait for it to wear off.
414
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,067
Please don't leave me!
415
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,400
I'm not going to leave you.
416
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:26,567
Next time I see someone
collecting for blind people,
417
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,533
I'm giving them a fiver
because being blind
is fucking boring.
418
00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,800
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
419
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,367
Oh, God.
420
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,500
(SHUSHING)
421
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,433
You.
422
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,100
I've got something for you.
423
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:43,500
I knitted you a jumper.
424
00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:46,333
Brilliant. Absolutely...
That's fantastic!
425
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:48,067
Because that's the one thing
this party's missing,
426
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,167
is a bespoke piece
of chunky knitwear.
427
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,433
What a relief.
428
00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:53,600
You two have a nice night.
429
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,200
JESS: What is it?
430
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,667
Don't listen to that
fucking woman.
Give it here.
431
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,867
It's a bloody future jumper.
432
00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:03,367
What's on it?
433
00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:12,833
-My goodness,
honest to God...
-What?
434
00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,567
You'll never believe this.
435
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,200
-I fucking...
-What?
436
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,900
We are... We are get...
We are having a...
437
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:22,667
We're having...
We're getting a hamster!
We're getting a hamster!
438
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,167
-A hamster?
-Yeah.
439
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,067
We're getting a fucking...
He's an absolute belter.
440
00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:28,067
I can see him right now,
how cute, wonderful.
441
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,067
-I hate hamsters.
-Well, it's on the jumper.
442
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,567
It's on the fucking jumper,
so it's definitely going to
happen now,
443
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,767
-ain't it, for fuck's sake?
-What's wrong with you?
444
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:37,700
Nothing, Jess.
Honestly, I am absa made up!
445
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,367
I'm bloody made up.
446
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,900
I'm just going to
go and get a drink.
Do you want a drink?
447
00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:42,067
I'm gonna get a drink.
Just wait there,
I'll be back...
448
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,700
Don't you leave me!
449
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:44,967
Rudy?
450
00:23:47,767 --> 00:23:49,400
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
451
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,167
FINN: What are you doing?
452
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,133
Waiting for Mark to
come up on his pill.
453
00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:01,933
You gave ecstasy to a turtle?
454
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,100
I gave ecstasy to a tortoise.
Yeah.
455
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,800
You know, this really
is the worst party ever.
456
00:24:11,933 --> 00:24:13,467
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
457
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,767
So, why don't you wanna dance?
458
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,400
It's not really my thing.
459
00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:19,667
-Really?
-I'm not much of
a mover or a shaker.
460
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,733
Hey, I was looking for you.
461
00:24:22,867 --> 00:24:26,433
I, I just wanted to
let you know,
things are much better now.
462
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,833
Mate, that is so great.
463
00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:31,433
Seriously, man.
464
00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:33,700
I'll see you later.
465
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,500
Do you know what?
466
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,700
Everything used to be
so simple.
467
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:43,233
Like, you just meet
someone and you like them,
468
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,733
and then you'd go on a date
with each other.
469
00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:48,967
And then the storm happens,
and everything gets fucked.
470
00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:52,333
Not that this is a date.
471
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,400
Come on.
472
00:24:56,533 --> 00:24:58,067
Where are we going?
473
00:24:58,167 --> 00:24:59,567
We're having a dance.
474
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,167
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
475
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,967
How's your night?
476
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:22,333
Yeah, pretty, pretty shit.
477
00:25:22,467 --> 00:25:25,567
I just found out that
my best mate's been
having sex with,
478
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,500
probably the only girl
I've ever really loved.
479
00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:33,567
Women don't know
what they do to us.
480
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,233
And then they ride off into
the sunset with someone
481
00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:40,133
slightly less handsome
than ourselves.
482
00:25:40,267 --> 00:25:42,733
I mean, Alex, yeah,
he's a handsome barman.
483
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,333
But Rudy?
484
00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:46,400
I had a girlfriend once.
485
00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:49,300
Roxy.
486
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,933
My best mate Conti
stole her from me.
487
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:02,667
DARK RUDY: See, flying,
488
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,300
electricity, and that is
camouflage.
489
00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:08,667
You are superheroes, guys,
you are!
490
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,067
Great.
491
00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:11,667
"The Jumper Posse."
492
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,267
That is such a shit name for
a gang of superheroes.
493
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,933
-At least we agree
on something.
-Who's the guy on the roof?
494
00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,867
DARK RUDY: Oh, I think
that's me. (CHUCKLES)
495
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:21,400
What is your power?
496
00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,567
Because we all bring
something to the table.
497
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,367
So far, you, you've just got
a shit taste in jumpers.
498
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,933
Don't take the piss
out of him.
499
00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:31,067
I think I'm your mentor.
500
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,067
Actually, you know,
like the, erm...
501
00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:35,933
Like the talking rat on
The Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles...
502
00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:38,067
Er, Splint, Splinter!
503
00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:41,400
What would we do if
we were a gang of superheroes?
504
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,067
We'd fight crime,
wouldn't ya?
505
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,633
Like muggers and rapists,
and things like that.
506
00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,300
It sounds quite dangerous.
507
00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:49,600
DARK RUDY: Oh.
SAM: She's right.
508
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:54,667
Forget the rapists, we could
focus on people who drop
chewing gum.
509
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,100
Do you know what?
This is bullshit!
510
00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:00,567
I don't need to be
in any fucking gang.
I can take care of myself.
511
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,200
Helen, don't...
512
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,333
Oh.
513
00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,167
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
514
00:27:12,567 --> 00:27:13,667
Jess?
515
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,067
Can you help me?
516
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,267
I've taken a pill
and now I'm blind,
and I need a piss.
517
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,900
Where's your boyfriend?
518
00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:21,967
I don't know.
519
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,700
He just fucked off
and left me.
520
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,967
Trouble in paradise?
521
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:29,133
I didn't mean for you
to find out like that.
I am sorry.
522
00:27:29,267 --> 00:27:30,533
Just help me.
523
00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,533
Is this one of those
future jumpers?
524
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,700
You're having a baby?
525
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,067
What baby?
526
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,267
Great, so first you're going
out with him and now
you're starting a family.
527
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,200
Seriously, whose fucking idea
was this party any...
528
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,533
Where are you going?
529
00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:53,233
To find Rudy.
530
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,233
I'm going to fucking kill him!
531
00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:01,467
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
532
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,400
Hey, we have got a fucking
major problem.
533
00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:15,167
This jumper thing.
Jess, she's having a baby.
534
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:16,467
-We're going to be a dad...
-Not right now,
535
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,900
I'm looking for Helen.
536
00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:21,300
No, you fuck Helen, man.
I need you, bro.
537
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,867
You just can't stand it,
can you, because I'm happy?
538
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,567
(GROANING)
539
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,200
(CHUCKLES)
540
00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,433
It's just a jumper.
541
00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:00,767
Forget about it.
542
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:03,133
It wasn't just a jumper,
to me, though.
543
00:29:03,267 --> 00:29:04,500
It was my...
544
00:29:04,633 --> 00:29:07,333
My thing and my friends,
and my gang.
545
00:29:07,467 --> 00:29:09,367
Just for once.
546
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,867
Honestly, for once,
I just wanted to be
a part of something
547
00:29:12,067 --> 00:29:13,567
that wasn't all about him.
548
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:19,533
I'm not with you because
it says so on some
fucking jumper.
549
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:24,500
I'm with you
because I like you.
550
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,633
So?
551
00:29:30,767 --> 00:29:32,067
You ready for
your birthday present?
552
00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:34,067
Yeah.
553
00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:44,267
I am going to fuck you until
you beg me to stop.
554
00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:46,800
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
555
00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:41,867
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
556
00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:48,833
I never could trust you, Roxy.
557
00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:51,267
What the fuck are you doing?
Get out!
558
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,933
-Tim...
-You think you can just ride
away into the sunset?
559
00:30:54,067 --> 00:30:55,100
Tim?
560
00:30:55,233 --> 00:30:57,067
You broke my heart, Roxy.
561
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,367
Tim? It's me.
It's Rudy Two.
562
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,633
I know who you are.
563
00:31:01,767 --> 00:31:03,267
You're Conti.
564
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,433
-You stole my woman.
-No, I didn't.
565
00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:06,967
Tim, this isn't real.
566
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,867
It's the game world.
You just snap your band.
567
00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,600
Tim, where's your band, mate?
568
00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:13,333
You can't not have your band
with you! You...
569
00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:15,233
-No, no, no, no! Tim...
-(COCKS GUN)
570
00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:17,733
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't shoot you
both down.
571
00:31:17,867 --> 00:31:19,100
Please, don't...
572
00:31:21,067 --> 00:31:22,433
(PIERCING SOUND)
573
00:31:36,567 --> 00:31:37,800
(SHUDDERING)
574
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,933
(RUDY GROANING)
575
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,700
(GROANING)
576
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,467
DARK RUDY: What...
577
00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:52,200
Is he dead?
578
00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:55,067
He's dead.
579
00:31:56,467 --> 00:31:58,533
What?
580
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:02,100
I've thought about you lots.
I can't believe
you're really here.
581
00:32:03,267 --> 00:32:04,833
It feels strange.
582
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,100
It feels great.
583
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,600
What about when
the pill wears off?
584
00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,367
We'll sort something out.
585
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,800
I, I get so lonely when
you're out on the estate
586
00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:27,433
and I'm just in my shell,
waiting for you.
587
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:31,167
We'll buy a big bag of pills.
588
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,933
I'll get Alex to shag you.
589
00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:36,133
I won't let you
go back in there.
590
00:32:44,767 --> 00:32:46,300
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
591
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,867
Is there somewhere we can go?
592
00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,133
(GIGGLING)
593
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,833
(GASPING)
594
00:34:07,267 --> 00:34:08,267
(GRUNTING)
595
00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:19,433
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
596
00:34:24,067 --> 00:34:26,567
What the fuck was that?
597
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:27,967
I thought I'd already
taken your power.
598
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,833
Have, have you got two powers?
599
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,400
I feel a bit...
I feel a bit weird.
600
00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:34,067
Can you get me
a glass of water?
601
00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:36,067
Yeah. Yeah. Sure, yeah.
602
00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,967
Just wait here a minute.
603
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,533
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
604
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,267
They've run out
of spring rolls.
605
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,500
In case you're wondering.
606
00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:51,233
I wasn't wondering, actually.
607
00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:54,300
Ooh, fucking hell, don't take
your pill neither, dude.
608
00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:58,567
Dude, it reverses your power.
Don't take it.
609
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,367
What do you mean
it reverses them?
Reverses them like what?
610
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:16,267
And I shagged
all my powers into her.
611
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,400
What do you mean
all your powers'?
612
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,100
I mean, all of them.
613
00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:22,333
I mean, the power to
cause accidents.
614
00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:26,167
Turning things inside out,
the hypnotic tits,
the devil thing.
615
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,467
RUDY: Guys! Guys!
616
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,800
Have you seen Jess?
I can't find her.
617
00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:31,300
Well, maybe you
shouldn't have left her.
618
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:33,367
Mate! Not now, Finlay.
619
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,267
For fuck's sake, man,
we're gonna have to split up.
620
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,600
Come on.
621
00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:41,067
Rudy?
622
00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:09,067
(SPEAKING LATIN)
623
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,233
SARAH: Hello, Alex.
624
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:29,200
Whatever you do,
do not look at her tits!
625
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,767
Guys?
626
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,400
You're kidding me, aren't ya?
For fucks sake!
627
00:36:34,533 --> 00:36:35,967
Look at you.
628
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:39,233
Men, you're all so pathetic.
629
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,067
And now... (SMACKS LIPS)
630
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:43,567
-You're mine.
-Ah.
631
00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:49,200
I'm going to make every guy
on the estate kneel before me.
632
00:36:51,267 --> 00:36:54,300
(SPEAKING LATIN)
633
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,567
-JESS: Help me, please.
-(SIGHS)
634
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,200
Please help me.
635
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:14,600
(SOFTLY) Jess?
636
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:15,833
Alex?
637
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,100
Jess, it's me.
638
00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:18,600
(GRUNTING)
639
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,067
RUDY: Go!
Go and get him!
640
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,500
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
641
00:37:51,967 --> 00:37:55,200
So this is what you're doing
while I'm in your locker
eating lettuce?
642
00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:56,833
(CHUCKLES) More or less.
643
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,800
No, let's check the...
644
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:07,333
Don't listen to her Latin,
don't look at her tits.
645
00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:11,200
Your devil tits
don't work on me. I'm a girl.
646
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:15,067
Guess I'm just gonna
have to turn your boyfriend
inside out then.
647
00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:16,600
-(BONES CRUNCHING)
-(GROANING)
648
00:38:18,767 --> 00:38:20,200
(SCREAMING)
649
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,500
Now, I've got
your full attention.
650
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,633
(SPEAKS LATIN)
651
00:38:56,733 --> 00:38:57,833
(DOOR CLOSING)
652
00:39:09,967 --> 00:39:12,100
ALEX: So this has been
a pretty weird date.
653
00:39:16,267 --> 00:39:17,933
Not that it's a date.
654
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:19,600
(DOOR OPENING)
655
00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:23,433
SARAH: Leave him. He's mine.
656
00:39:25,067 --> 00:39:26,300
What's the matter, Alex?
657
00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,700
Don't you trust yourself?
658
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,400
What's going to happen if you
659
00:39:33,067 --> 00:39:34,533
have a little look?
660
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,267
It's a just pair of tits.
661
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,700
(INHALES)
662
00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:42,600
And you're one of
the good guys, remember?
663
00:39:42,733 --> 00:39:46,633
You're not some
weak, pathetic animal
664
00:39:46,767 --> 00:39:49,100
who's ruled by his urges.
665
00:39:52,067 --> 00:39:53,900
There was a girl
I used to know.
666
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:55,967
Emma.
667
00:39:57,933 --> 00:39:59,567
She was like you.
668
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,667
She was a good person
who just got the wrong power.
669
00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:12,433
She was accident-prone.
670
00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:16,267
It wasn't her fault.
It's just...
671
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,700
Bad things used to
happen to her.
672
00:40:22,933 --> 00:40:25,567
I'm so sorry, Sarah.
673
00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:31,133
You didn't deserve
any of this.
674
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,733
Oh. I get it.
675
00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:39,433
I'm supposed to slip
on the banana skin.
676
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:45,000
Any other bright ideas?
677
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,033
(GASPING)
678
00:40:51,467 --> 00:40:52,667
(CHAIN CLANKING)
679
00:41:28,233 --> 00:41:30,367
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
680
00:41:32,433 --> 00:41:34,167
Where the fuck have you been?
681
00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:41,767
So, is that what's gonna
happen if we do have a baby?
682
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,633
You're just going to
disappear and leave me
to fend for myself?
683
00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,200
Fucking hell, I don't know.
684
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,433
-You don't know?
-No!
685
00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:53,600
(CHUCKLES) That's great.
That is very reassuring.
686
00:41:53,733 --> 00:41:55,633
Honestly, if you want
someone who's
687
00:41:55,767 --> 00:41:57,667
going to be a good dad
and look after this
fucking baby,
688
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,133
then you've got
the wrong Rudy.
689
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,067
Because I'm the shit one,
or don't you remember that?
690
00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:02,200
What are you saying?
691
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,267
I'm saying it's too
fucking much, man.
692
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,133
I can't...
I just can't handle it.
693
00:42:06,267 --> 00:42:07,433
I'm sorry.
694
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,300
Fuck you!
695
00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,067
You fucking coward!
696
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,367
What the fuck have we done?
697
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,700
Look, look,
Tim was out of control.
698
00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:47,900
And we have done
the right thing.
699
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,233
It's the jumper,
700
00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:52,400
and it's started, and still,
none of you believe me.
701
00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,933
But this is...
This is our destiny.
702
00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,467
Come on.
703
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:02,733
Why not?
704
00:43:26,933 --> 00:43:28,067
We're getting a better name.
705
00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:31,267
(CHUCKLES)
We're going to be unstoppable.
706
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,967
DARK RUDY: It's your
super hero layer.
707
00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:40,567
They're your costumes.
708
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,500
It's your secret identity.
709
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,733
Let's do some good.
710
00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,767
Are you gonna pick that up?
711
00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:50,967
(MAN SCREAMING)
712
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:55,767
Today is the last day
of your community service.
713
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,067
GREG: This is as good
as it gets for you.
714
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,467
Oh, my God! That is...
That's a man flying!
715
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,667
(GRUNTING)
716
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,167
I loved you!
717
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,400
I'm sorry.
718
00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:10,500
I, I've made a terrible
error of judgement.
719
00:44:11,567 --> 00:44:13,333
They tried to kill me!
720
00:44:13,467 --> 00:44:16,133
RUDY: Well, they chose
the wrong day to do that,
Finlay.
721
00:44:16,267 --> 00:44:17,433
They're coming.
722
00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:19,133
I suppose
you better kill them.
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