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- Ah, Mom used to give
the best birthday parties.
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Oh, my God. Alfonso, remember
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when she gave us the
Moonwalker-themed party?
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- Oh, I think I still got the
rhinestone glove
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she got to match the outfit!
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- Hey, hey!
- Get it, baby!
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[They Laugh]
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- Still can't dance.
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- Well, in the spirit
of celebrating life,
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what kind of birthday party
do you two want this year?
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- Uh, the kind that
doesn't happen.
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- Well, let the party
planning begin!
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Hey, you two remember this hat?
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I wore it to your
fifth birthday party.
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- Well, it looks like there
won't be a party.
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The twins aren't in a festive
mood again this year.
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- What if we just do
something low key,
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you know,
like just the family?
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- Well, that counts you out!
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- Oh, come on, guys!
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Let us plan you the most
amazing party.
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It's been so long since you
celebrated your birthdays!
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- Yeah, that would be wonderful!
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- No, no, we appreciate the
sentiment really, truly,
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but there will be no party!
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- Well, I'll tell you one thing
that my sister-in-law was very good at,
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and that was throwing a party.
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I really miss her smile.
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It could brighten up
the darkest room.
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- Yeah.
- I miss her, too.
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Anyway!
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Hey.
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Ain't gonna be no party,
and that's that!
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- And twin, we have that lunch
meeting with that new marketing team anyway.
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- Sure do.
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[Door Closes]
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- Okay, so this is
what I'm thinking.
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We can have the most
delicious dessert bar.
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- And why don't we do
a '70s theme?
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I still have some of my
old bell bottoms
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from when I was dancing
in "Soul Train"
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when I was doing the split.
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The split, the split!
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Now, you know you don't know
nothing about that--
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Oh!
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[She Shouts]
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[Lucille Struggling]
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- Alright.
- Woo!
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I used to be able
to do those splits.
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In fact, after I did one
of 'em so deep,
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Don Cornelius gave
me his number!
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- Okay.
- Ooh, alright!
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- Did another one,
and split my pants!
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You might say I showed my ass
on live TV!
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- I guess so!
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- Okay, look here,
Milli and Vanilli.
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Y'all heard the twins.
They said no party!
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- Which is why we can
disguise it as a client's birthday celebration.
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- Ooh, that's a
great idea, Kimberly!
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- You know, Alfonso and Aaliyah
are gonna be so surprised.
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- Mm-hmm, not in a good way.
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- Auntie, Alfonso would
want classy entertainment.
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- This is a birthday party,
Kimberly.
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We need a clown and a pi�ata.
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Ooh, maybe we can get a pony
and some daredevil stuntmen!
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- They're turning 41, not four!
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- Well, I like clowns!
- I'm sure.
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Your last man was one.
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- Wow, hold on!
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Okay, Joan Crawford and
Bette Davis, golly!
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Y'all been arguing for days now.
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Can we please remember that
we're trying to plan a party
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for two people that
you love dearly?
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- What is all the commotion
going on in here?
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I can hear you arguing
all the way from my office.
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- Look, we in here planning a
party for you and Aaliyah--
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- For you and Aaliyah's,
uh, new client!
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It is very, very stressful!
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But, you know, that ad you two
did with the marketing team?
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Brilliant!
- Mm-hmm, that was me!
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- That is the whole reason that
Ms. Henrietta Lee Duboise chose Lucille's
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to celebrate her
hundredth birthday!
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- Wow! You know what?
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Let's get a camera crew in here,
you know,
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to cover this momentous
occasion, alright?
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Might as well drum up
some business in the process!
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Huh, okay? Hey!
- Now you're thinking!
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- That's a great idea, nephew!
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That is a great idea!
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And to think I thought it
was Aaliyah
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who was the one with the
big blabber mouth!
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- You know what, the two of you
are driving me--
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- Crazy is what you
must be if you think
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you're turning my party
into a circus freak show!
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Yes, my party!
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Now, I'm gonna order
some invitations,
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and don't do anything
till I get back.
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- Oh!
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- Now she's the
one that's crazy!
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Got the nerve to be
talking to me like that,
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and I'm gon' stick
with my plans!
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And you better not say a word!
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[Mia Stammers]
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Now, who am
I gonna tell, huh?!
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- Okay, yeah!
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To the big 41!
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Uh, I mean, minus, minus
20, minus 20. 21.
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- Thank you.
- 21!
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So, any big plans
for the big day?
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- Nope, uh, just, you know,
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all my life-altering changes,
between our divorce
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and moving in with Mia,
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has just taken the fun
out of celebrating.
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- Well, you know, congrats
on having a permanent place to live.
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- Yeah.
- And you have me this year.
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That's worth celebrating, right?
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm?
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Uh, Aaliyah.
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I'm so happy to be
on a date with you
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and not some girl named
Indonesia Aliz� Jenkins.
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- Ew.
- Who only drinks Aliz�.
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You know, being a divorced
over-40 city boy ain't it.
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Maybe except for those twins!
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- Uh, you better be joking!
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- No, no!
Her name really was Indonesia.
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No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
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So, what happened to ol' boy?
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You know, that boring one
that I scooped you up
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with the night we
were hanging out?
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- Yeah, that ol' boy?
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- Y'all were looking
a little too cozy over there,
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I had to do something big to,
you know, interrupt the vibe.
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That's the only reason
why I paid for that tab.
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- Yeah, so why would you care
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if me and Daniel were
getting cozy?
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- 'Cause I want my ex
to be my next.
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Look, it's been fun, you know,
reconnecting and exploring you again.
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Talking about every bit of you.
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But I want more.
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Aaliyah, what are we doing here?
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- Like, are you really
in love with me, DeWayne?
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Or are you in love
with the idea of me?
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Like, what would make this time
different anyway?
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Hmm.
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See?
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Just what I thought.
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- Look, look,
if I'm being honest,
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I don't know what's gonna make
this time different
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but I'm willing to find out.
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Look, Aaliyah, I want to do
all the things with you.
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I wanna...
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..you know, go to Paris
in the summertime
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and the Swiss Alps
in the winter,
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and have a love that
produces little faces that look like ours.
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- Um, why do I have an invoice
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from "Shenanigans R Us"?
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- Well, I hate to break
it to you,
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but your tap-dancing pit bull
puppies are booked!
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- Oh, the little pint-sizes
with the little top hats
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that be doing the body rolls?
Those are good.
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- You know what, Auntie?
I was looking forward to planning this party--
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- Oh, no, no, no,
you weren't, Kimberly!
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You've had a take-over spirit
from the very beginning.
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- That's because you kept
overriding my decisions!
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- Oh, see? There you go!
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Who are you to tell me
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what I can and can't do
with my family?
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[Mia] Oh, I wonder
if Ms. Henrietta
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has outlived most of her family
members, 'cause you know,
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she has lived a long time!
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Now, you know, that's 100 years.
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- Uh, y'all good?
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- Oh yeah, we're good!
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We're real good, mm-hmm!
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I just did an outreach
for a body count. I mean, head count.
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- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay.
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[Door Closes]
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- Lucille, I am well aware that
Alfonso and Aaliyah are your family
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but I'm family, too!
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- Oh, by the way,
I fired your little DJ.
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Live music is so
much better anyway--
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- And much more expensive,
Lucille!
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But you'd know that had you
offered to pay for any of your party additions!
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- And let me say this.
In Kimberly's defense,
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Aaliyah would prefer a celebrity
DJ to spin at the party.
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- Mm-hmm, yeah.
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And I know what
my husband would want.
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- Well, let me tell you
something, little girl.
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I've known your girl
and your husband
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since they were born!
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- Do you really?
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And you wouldn't
be planning your...
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"Their" party without
their consent.
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- Okay, first of all,
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[Clears Throat Loudly]
I think Alfonso would
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really love to capture our
vintage client's entrance from the stage.
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- Yeah, I see that.
- Oh! Oh, hey, honey!
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Do you need something?
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- I'm just trying to figure out
why it sounds like the Rumble in the Jungle
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every time I walk
through these doors.
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- First of all, you can't fight,
so what does it matter, Reggie "No-Hands" Strickland?
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- We're just so passionate about
making this a historic moment
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for Ms. Henrietta and Lucille's!
- Yeah.
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- Passionate, huh?
- Mm-hmm, passionate.
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- Passionate.
[Sniffing]
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Yeah, I can smell it,
y'all are up to something.
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Y'all ain't never been this
passionate about any event
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in this space.
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Especially Mia!
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Mm-hmm, the only thing
you passionate about
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is 50% off on wig wonder
Wednesdays at the swap meet!
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Yeah, you probably
got on one now!
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- At least I've got some hair
to add to, "Baldilocks!"
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Why don't you get your wigless
wonder bald head out of here?
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Come on, go, go!
[He Murmurs]
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With your big head!
[Door Slams]
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- Thanks to you,
I think Alfonso's suspicious of our party!
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- (sarcastically) You think?
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- Well, you've got a lot
of nerve blaming me
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particularly after you turned
our co-planning into a dictatorship!
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Kimberly "The Dictator"
Williams!
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- Dictator?
- Yeah, dictator!
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- Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay.
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Hmm, well, how about I just
remove myself, hmm?
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And you two plan this party?
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- Oh no, no, no, no,
you can count me out, too.
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'Cause, see, I only
stayed around to make sure the dictator,
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well, I mean Kimberly,
didn't get carried away!
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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Y'all not gon' do that to me,
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leave me with the planning
and the bill, unh-unh!
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I quit!
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- No, no I quit!
- I quit first!
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[All Yelling]
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[Mia] I never started!
242
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,876
- Alright, I got a few
more idea-- Hey!
243
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,712
[**]
244
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,047
[**]
245
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,053
Mm!
246
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,222
Is that my robe you have on?
247
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,857
You look like a ghetto Ken doll!
248
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,928
- I mean, I can take it off
if you want me to, but you know how that's gon' end!
249
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,398
- No, no, no, you have to
get out of here before Mia gets home!
250
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,566
She thought this was just
a one-time thing, okay?
251
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,202
No baby, no DeWayne.
252
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,370
- Wait, you still haven't
told her about us?
253
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,539
Aaliyah, I thought that
we were building something!
254
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,876
I don't want to be your
"dirty" little secret.
255
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,378
- Well, right now, you
look like Victoria's Secret!
256
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,214
[Door Opens]
You need to hide.
257
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,716
Just go, go, go, go, go!
258
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,583
- Ooh, child.
259
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,921
- Hey, friend!
[Laughs Nervously]
260
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,223
- What are you,
the welcome crew? Hey.
261
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,390
- I missed you!
262
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,759
[Both Laughing]
263
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,395
- Happy today, ain't you?
- Yeah!
264
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,731
What are you, uh, doing here?
265
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,766
- The hell you mean?
I own the place!
266
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,437
And why does it smell like
Old Spice and locker room drawers in here?
267
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,706
Unh-unh!
- No, I don't smell that.
268
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,107
- Oh, I smell it!
269
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,242
Hoo!
270
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,410
And what's with the face?
271
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:21,048
- Oh, no, no, no, it's just
that I thought you were down at the event space
272
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,549
with Kimberly and Aunt Lucille.
273
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,583
- Yeah.
274
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,785
That's exactly where I was.
275
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,253
Uh-huh, we was down there
276
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,421
and I was working on that,
uh, bat mitzvah!
277
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,958
That's what we was
working on and we was doing it all together--
278
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,460
- But I thought Alfonso
said it was someone's hundredth birthday.
279
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,764
- Well, no, I think we
booked that-- Ooh, ooh!
280
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,967
[Both] Oh, oh!
281
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,769
[Both Speaking]
282
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,104
- I'm telling, I'm telling,
I'm telling, I'm telling!
283
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,106
- What had happened was, okay...
284
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,141
- Yeah, uh, no.
I was just grabbing some cakes!
285
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,077
- What?
- I mean, muffins, muffins!
286
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,779
- Ooh!
287
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:56,116
Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles,
and Helen Keller can see what's happenin' up in here!
288
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,617
I knew you wasn't in here
pushing cushions!
289
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,753
Huh? And I told you about that,
your rent goin' up.
290
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,421
What you doing with her,
roll bone, huh?
291
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,655
And those are my slippers!
292
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,291
[**]
293
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,628
- AJ, can you please tell
your Aunt Lucille
294
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,164
that the slideshow
does not need her input?
295
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,634
She already ruined the birthday
party, I don't need her ruining another gift.
296
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,303
- Uh...
297
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,107
- Jordan, could you tell your
control freak of a mother
298
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,442
that there would be no slideshow
299
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,679
if my family had not produced
the stars of this show?
300
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,316
- Uh, I think
this is a situation
301
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,852
where kids are to be seen
and not heard.
302
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,155
- Well, I thought there were
only two children in the room
303
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,990
but apparently, there are four.
304
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,326
- Very, very grown children.
305
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,962
My friends are 16 and we would
never act like this!
306
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,164
It's giving very
low-vibrational behavior.
307
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,467
- I'ma take off my belt and beat
your low-vibrational butt!
308
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,637
This is the time when children
are to be seen and not heard!
309
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,872
Go on, get outta here!
310
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,841
[Mia] Okay, come on. Just...
311
00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,380
AJ is right, Aunt Lucille.
312
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:05,518
Come on, this will be the first
time that Alfonso and Aaliyah have a birthday party
313
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,554
since Mama V passed.
314
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,024
Letting all this bickering
315
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,526
overshadow the love you
have for the twins is just,
316
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,896
it's just something
families shouldn't do.
317
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,732
- Mia's right.
318
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,234
For once.
319
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,873
I'm sorry, Aunt Lucille.
320
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,707
I just, I really wanted
to celebrate
321
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,543
my husband and sis,
but per usual,
322
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,379
I got drunk on my own power.
323
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,746
- Drunk? Ha!
324
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,916
You got white-girl wasted
is what you did.
325
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,918
- Now, Aunt Lucille.
326
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,420
- Okay, I'm sorry, too.
327
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:44,724
But I just love those two
as if they were my own,
328
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:49,196
and I just didn't want to miss
out on creating something memorable for 'em.
329
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:53,266
- Since you two have kissed
and made up, right?
330
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,603
What we gonna do
about this party, huh?
331
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,907
Because I got RSVPs and invoices
still coming through.
332
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,441
So, what we gon' do?
333
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,743
- What do you say, Auntie?
334
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,645
You wanna finish
what we started?
335
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,047
- Okay.
336
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,049
But I'm not gonna cancel those
337
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,284
dancing pit bull puppies,
you hear?
338
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,553
Listen, that cleanup
fee was steep.
339
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,424
Apparently, those little
boogers have problems with bowel control.
340
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,792
[**]
341
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,398
[All] Surprise!
342
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,500
[Applause and Horns Blowing]
343
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,805
- Alright, uh, where...
I don't see Ms. Duboise.
344
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,641
Did I miss her entry
or something?
345
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,978
- Alfonso, honey,
this is actually for you!
346
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,479
- For me?
347
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,948
- Daddy, are you okay?
348
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,984
You look like you're smelling
burnt piece of toast.
349
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,120
- Babe, are you really upset?
350
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,157
We just wanted to plan something
nice for you and Aaliyah since--
351
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,791
- Since what, Kimberly?
352
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,962
Since Aaliyah and I haven't
celebrated our birthday for the last five years?
353
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:58,331
Have any of you taken a moment
354
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,133
and asked yourself why?
355
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,668
And where's Aaliyah?
356
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:06,039
The least you coulda done
was have my twin sister here!
357
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,808
But since she's not,
358
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,678
it makes it much easier
for me to just...
359
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:12,980
..leave.
360
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,647
- Dad!
- No!
361
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,351
[**]
362
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,354
[**]
363
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,126
- You wanna come inside
and say hi to everybody?
364
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,827
- I don't think that's
a good idea, Aaliyah.
365
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,463
- Is this about what Mia said
366
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,832
when she saw you wearing
my pretty pink robe?
367
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,303
Babe, she was just kidding
when she said she was gonna tell everyone
368
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,804
that you dress like Elton John.
369
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,239
- No!
370
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:42,175
It's about the fact that
your family still doesn't know about us!
371
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,711
Look, I'm just taking
a rain check tonight,
372
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,313
I'm not up for this drama.
373
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,182
- Well, there's not gonna be
any drama, I promise.
374
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,319
And now that Mia knows, I don't
wanna keep sneaking around,
375
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,553
especially with my family.
376
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,322
- Look, I don't understand
you, Aaliyah.
377
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,558
At one minute, you don't want
to define us and now, you want to tell everyone?!
378
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,727
I thought you didn't want
history to repeat itself.
379
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,496
- And I thought that you wanted
Paris in the summertime
380
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,897
and Swiss Alps in the winter!
381
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,566
- Yeah, I did!
382
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,368
- You did?
383
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,204
- I mean...
384
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,273
..I do.
385
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,011
But I'm starting to think that
you're the one who doesn't know what they want.
386
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,247
I mean, your best friend
didn't even know about me
387
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,915
until she found out about me
in your drawers!
388
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,686
- Okay, I'm sorry.
389
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,523
Okay, I was scared to tell
everybody about us, okay?
390
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,893
'Cause I knew that there would
be judgment and concern
391
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,928
about us getting
it right this time!
392
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,565
But just know moving forward,
393
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,401
I'm not the one who's
keeping us a secret.
394
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,272
Have yourself a good night.
395
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,577
[Door Closes]
396
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,079
- Aaliyah!
397
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,746
[**]
398
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,117
- Surprise!
399
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,119
[Horn Blowing]
400
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,621
- We not doing
that no more, baby.
401
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,256
- Surprise?
402
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,592
Wait, I thought this was
supposed to be a bat mitzvah.
403
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,926
What is going on up in here?
404
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,295
[All Speaking]
405
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,763
- These two overrode me...
[Overlapping Chatter]
406
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,267
- Stop, please stop talking!
407
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,936
Uh, where is my brother?
408
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,939
- Auntie, after our elders
miserably failed
409
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,076
at throwing you and Daddy
a surprise birthday party,
410
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,944
Daddy stormed out.
411
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,613
- What?
412
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,948
Do you guys even care
413
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,185
why Alfonso and I kept declining
to celebrate our birthdays?
414
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,088
See, this is not a party for us.
415
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,657
This is to feed y'all's egos.
416
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,959
- I told y'all this would
be double the trouble!
417
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,429
- So, y'all been sneaking
around behind our backs
418
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,630
for weeks now?
419
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,432
- Well, when you
put it like that,
420
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,167
it does sound pretty bad.
421
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,704
- The sneaking around sure does
seem to run in y'all's family.
422
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:55,675
- Okay, I am going
to find Alfonso,
423
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,677
and y'all enjoy y'all's party.
424
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,446
- Okay, friend, I'm sorry.
425
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,713
I, wait.
426
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,815
- Again?
427
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,619
- Look, there's DeWayne.
What's he doing here?
428
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,654
- Hey everyone.
429
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,821
Uh...
430
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,824
Sorry to intrude,
but I'm looking for Aaliyah.
431
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,695
- Alright, DeWayne,
I like this look.
432
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,331
It's much better than when
you was out here
433
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,032
channeling Juwanna Mann.
434
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,701
[**]
435
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,380
- I heard what happened.
436
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,685
- This is my, uh,
favorite picture of Mom.
437
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,053
- Oh!
438
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,260
- The family just
doesn't get it.
439
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,699
Mom died so close
to our birthdays
440
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,236
that it just doesn't feel right
celebrating without her.
441
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,537
- Yeah.
442
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,175
I mean, she could make any party
443
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,010
feel like the event
of the season.
444
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,712
- Yeah.
- Right?
445
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,880
- I think she overdid
it a little bit,
446
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,250
you know, with the birthdays,
447
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,221
the holidays,
even Groundhog's Day, just trying to overcompensate
448
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,189
for Pops not being there.
449
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,559
- Remember that one year
Aunt Lucille dressed up as Dad?
450
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,561
[She Laughs]
451
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,063
[Laughs Louder]
452
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,899
Oh!
453
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,271
- I can't believe it's been...
454
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,942
..five years since she's passed.
It's...
455
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,391
- I just wanted to say--
456
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:55,662
We...just wanted to say
we're sorry about the party.
457
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,130
We love you both so much.
458
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,268
And we just...
459
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,770
We really wanted
to celebrate you.
460
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,073
- After talking with Mia,
461
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,608
it makes a lot of sense
462
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,278
why you two reacted
the way that you did.
463
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,583
We're so sorry we let our egos
get in the way of your feelings.
464
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,985
- No, Auntie.
465
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:24,657
I-I know you wanted the
best interests for both of us.
466
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:29,429
- And Mommy would have loved
the party y'all planned for us.
467
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,997
- Yes, she would've.
- Right?
468
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,000
Um, but just next time,
469
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,436
no tapas, okay? 'Cause it's
giving no class,
470
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,170
and we can't afford forks!
471
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,976
- Baby, I'm sorry
I ruined the surprise.
472
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,779
- Oh, no, baby, it's all good.
473
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,815
And you know what?
It's still happening.
474
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,284
I mean, people are still
out there. We could go.
475
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,453
Well, except for the
dancing pit bull puppies.
476
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,954
I mean, they went through
those puppy Pampers
477
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,490
faster than Usain Bolt
in a 100 meter!
478
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,960
- So, what do you say, twins?
479
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:01,994
- Here, baby.
480
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,796
- One thing I know
481
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:08,134
is your mama would never
let a good party go to waste.
482
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,336
Let's go have some fun.
483
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,172
[**]
484
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,375
[**]
485
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,013
- DeWayne?
486
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,249
What are you still doing here?
I thought you had to leave.
487
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,353
- Forgot to ask you something.
488
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,560
- I can't look, mm-mm!
489
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,695
There's been more drama
around here
490
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,064
than all
of the Tyler Perry movies!
491
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,401
- Now, I know this seems sudden,
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and I don't have a ring,
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but I figured
I'd get you one in Paris.
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Aaliyah.
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..again?
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