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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:03,404 [**] 2 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:07,908 - Ah, Mom used to give the best birthday parties. 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,211 Oh, my God. Alfonso, remember 4 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,546 when she gave us the Moonwalker-themed party? 5 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:16,750 - Oh, I think I still got the rhinestone glove 6 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,786 she got to match the outfit! 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:22,256 - Hey, hey! - Get it, baby! 8 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,424 [They Laugh] 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:24,892 - Still can't dance. 10 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,928 - Well, in the spirit of celebrating life, 11 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,464 what kind of birthday party do you two want this year? 12 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,466 - Uh, the kind that doesn't happen. 13 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:35,303 - Well, let the party planning begin! 14 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:38,439 Hey, you two remember this hat? 15 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,608 I wore it to your fifth birthday party. 16 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,611 - Well, it looks like there won't be a party. 17 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,780 The twins aren't in a festive mood again this year. 18 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,282 - What if we just do something low key, 19 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,417 you know, like just the family? 20 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,818 - Well, that counts you out! 21 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,454 - Oh, come on, guys! 22 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,623 Let us plan you the most amazing party. 23 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,958 It's been so long since you celebrated your birthdays! 24 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,793 - Yeah, that would be wonderful! 25 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:03,431 - No, no, we appreciate the sentiment really, truly, 26 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:04,965 but there will be no party! 27 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:09,470 - Well, I'll tell you one thing that my sister-in-law was very good at, 28 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,639 and that was throwing a party. 29 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,475 I really miss her smile. 30 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,445 It could brighten up the darkest room. 31 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,480 - Yeah. - I miss her, too. 32 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,015 Anyway! 33 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,017 Hey. 34 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,688 Ain't gonna be no party, and that's that! 35 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,824 - And twin, we have that lunch meeting with that new marketing team anyway. 36 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,059 - Sure do. 37 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,366 [Door Closes] 38 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,668 - Okay, so this is what I'm thinking. 39 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,337 We can have the most delicious dessert bar. 40 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,839 - And why don't we do a '70s theme? 41 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,842 I still have some of my old bell bottoms 42 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,179 from when I was dancing in "Soul Train" 43 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,013 when I was doing the split. 44 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,548 The split, the split! 45 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,350 Now, you know you don't know nothing about that-- 46 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,351 Oh! 47 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,387 [She Shouts] 48 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,489 [Lucille Struggling] 49 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,890 - Alright. - Woo! 50 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,692 I used to be able to do those splits. 51 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,860 In fact, after I did one of 'em so deep, 52 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,696 Don Cornelius gave me his number! 53 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,199 - Okay. - Ooh, alright! 54 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,567 - Did another one, and split my pants! 55 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:17,905 You might say I showed my ass on live TV! 56 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,707 - I guess so! 57 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,042 - Okay, look here, Milli and Vanilli. 58 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:25,579 Y'all heard the twins. They said no party! 59 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:29,082 - Which is why we can disguise it as a client's birthday celebration. 60 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,719 - Ooh, that's a great idea, Kimberly! 61 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,722 - You know, Alfonso and Aaliyah are gonna be so surprised. 62 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,090 - Mm-hmm, not in a good way. 63 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,592 [**] 64 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:41,762 [**] 65 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:45,533 - Auntie, Alfonso would want classy entertainment. 66 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,735 - This is a birthday party, Kimberly. 67 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,704 We need a clown and a pi�ata. 68 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:55,309 Ooh, maybe we can get a pony and some daredevil stuntmen! 69 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,745 - They're turning 41, not four! 70 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,747 - Well, I like clowns! - I'm sure. 71 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,881 Your last man was one. 72 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,250 - Wow, hold on! 73 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:05,919 Okay, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis, golly! 74 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,589 Y'all been arguing for days now. 75 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,225 Can we please remember that we're trying to plan a party 76 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,461 for two people that you love dearly? 77 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,763 - What is all the commotion going on in here? 78 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,266 I can hear you arguing all the way from my office. 79 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,568 - Look, we in here planning a party for you and Aaliyah-- 80 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,936 - For you and Aaliyah's, uh, new client! 81 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,772 It is very, very stressful! 82 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,741 But, you know, that ad you two did with the marketing team? 83 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,277 Brilliant! - Mm-hmm, that was me! 84 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:33,113 - That is the whole reason that Ms. Henrietta Lee Duboise chose Lucille's 85 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,783 to celebrate her hundredth birthday! 86 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,785 - Wow! You know what? 87 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,953 Let's get a camera crew in here, you know, 88 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,490 to cover this momentous occasion, alright? 89 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,592 Might as well drum up some business in the process! 90 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,794 Huh, okay? Hey! - Now you're thinking! 91 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,797 - That's a great idea, nephew! 92 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,665 That is a great idea! 93 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:54,302 And to think I thought it was Aaliyah 94 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,136 who was the one with the big blabber mouth! 95 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,472 - You know what, the two of you are driving me-- 96 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,308 - Crazy is what you must be if you think 97 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,810 you're turning my party into a circus freak show! 98 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,144 Yes, my party! 99 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,846 Now, I'm gonna order some invitations, 100 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,981 and don't do anything till I get back. 101 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,049 - Oh! 102 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,018 - Now she's the one that's crazy! 103 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,653 Got the nerve to be talking to me like that, 104 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,988 and I'm gon' stick with my plans! 105 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,025 And you better not say a word! 106 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,362 [Mia Stammers] 107 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,664 Now, who am I gonna tell, huh?! 108 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,699 [**] 109 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,001 - Okay, yeah! 110 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,170 To the big 41! 111 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,307 Uh, I mean, minus, minus 20, minus 20. 21. 112 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,875 - Thank you. - 21! 113 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,514 So, any big plans for the big day? 114 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,883 - Nope, uh, just, you know, 115 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,386 all my life-altering changes, between our divorce 116 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,521 and moving in with Mia, 117 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,357 has just taken the fun out of celebrating. 118 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:52,059 - Well, you know, congrats on having a permanent place to live. 119 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,194 - Yeah. - And you have me this year. 120 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,063 That's worth celebrating, right? 121 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,765 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm? 122 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,768 Uh, Aaliyah. 123 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,872 I'm so happy to be on a date with you 124 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:08,509 and not some girl named Indonesia Aliz� Jenkins. 125 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,044 - Ew. - Who only drinks Aliz�. 126 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:15,015 You know, being a divorced over-40 city boy ain't it. 127 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,350 Maybe except for those twins! 128 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,218 - Uh, you better be joking! 129 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,253 - No, no! Her name really was Indonesia. 130 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,423 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding! 131 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:26,560 So, what happened to ol' boy? 132 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,596 You know, that boring one that I scooped you up 133 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,263 with the night we were hanging out? 134 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,099 - Yeah, that ol' boy? 135 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,734 - Y'all were looking a little too cozy over there, 136 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,570 I had to do something big to, you know, interrupt the vibe. 137 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,238 That's the only reason why I paid for that tab. 138 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,541 - Yeah, so why would you care 139 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,275 if me and Daniel were getting cozy? 140 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:44,612 - 'Cause I want my ex to be my next. 141 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:49,783 Look, it's been fun, you know, reconnecting and exploring you again. 142 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,619 Talking about every bit of you. 143 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:55,489 But I want more. 144 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,425 Aaliyah, what are we doing here? 145 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:01,261 - Like, are you really in love with me, DeWayne? 146 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,997 Or are you in love with the idea of me? 147 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,336 Like, what would make this time different anyway? 148 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,272 Hmm. 149 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,474 See? 150 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,443 Just what I thought. 151 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,479 - Look, look, if I'm being honest, 152 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,615 I don't know what's gonna make this time different 153 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,316 but I'm willing to find out. 154 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:27,320 Look, Aaliyah, I want to do all the things with you. 155 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,189 I wanna... 156 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:31,759 ..you know, go to Paris in the summertime 157 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:34,127 and the Swiss Alps in the winter, 158 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:38,298 and have a love that produces little faces that look like ours. 159 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,833 [**] 160 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,840 - Um, why do I have an invoice 161 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,809 from "Shenanigans R Us"? 162 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,478 - Well, I hate to break it to you, 163 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,647 but your tap-dancing pit bull puppies are booked! 164 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,983 - Oh, the little pint-sizes with the little top hats 165 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,651 that be doing the body rolls? Those are good. 166 00:06:57,685 --> 00:07:00,488 - You know what, Auntie? I was looking forward to planning this party-- 167 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,323 - Oh, no, no, no, you weren't, Kimberly! 168 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,959 You've had a take-over spirit from the very beginning. 169 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,995 - That's because you kept overriding my decisions! 170 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,163 - Oh, see? There you go! 171 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,165 Who are you to tell me 172 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,668 what I can and can't do with my family? 173 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:17,037 [Mia] Oh, I wonder if Ms. Henrietta 174 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,339 has outlived most of her family members, 'cause you know, 175 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,342 she has lived a long time! 176 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,177 Now, you know, that's 100 years. 177 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,345 - Uh, y'all good? 178 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,847 - Oh yeah, we're good! 179 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,482 We're real good, mm-hmm! 180 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:31,384 I just did an outreach for a body count. I mean, head count. 181 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,054 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,388 - Okay. 183 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,357 [Door Closes] 184 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,193 - Lucille, I am well aware that Alfonso and Aaliyah are your family 185 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,695 but I'm family, too! 186 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,865 - Oh, by the way, I fired your little DJ. 187 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,701 Live music is so much better anyway-- 188 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,537 - And much more expensive, Lucille! 189 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:53,006 But you'd know that had you offered to pay for any of your party additions! 190 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,243 - And let me say this. In Kimberly's defense, 191 00:07:56,276 --> 00:08:00,047 Aaliyah would prefer a celebrity DJ to spin at the party. 192 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,682 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 193 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,217 And I know what my husband would want. 194 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,554 - Well, let me tell you something, little girl. 195 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:10,057 I've known your girl and your husband 196 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,725 since they were born! 197 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,026 - Do you really? 198 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,929 And you wouldn't be planning your... 199 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,932 "Their" party without their consent. 200 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,568 - Okay, first of all, 201 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,202 [Clears Throat Loudly] I think Alfonso would 202 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,906 really love to capture our vintage client's entrance from the stage. 203 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,741 - Yeah, I see that. - Oh! Oh, hey, honey! 204 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,409 Do you need something? 205 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:33,080 - I'm just trying to figure out why it sounds like the Rumble in the Jungle 206 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,048 every time I walk through these doors. 207 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:38,418 - First of all, you can't fight, so what does it matter, Reggie "No-Hands" Strickland? 208 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:43,757 - We're just so passionate about making this a historic moment 209 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:47,427 for Ms. Henrietta and Lucille's! - Yeah. 210 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,797 - Passionate, huh? - Mm-hmm, passionate. 211 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,431 - Passionate. [Sniffing] 212 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,602 Yeah, I can smell it, y'all are up to something. 213 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,938 Y'all ain't never been this passionate about any event 214 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,306 in this space. 215 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,941 Especially Mia! 216 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,111 Mm-hmm, the only thing you passionate about 217 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:08,115 is 50% off on wig wonder Wednesdays at the swap meet! 218 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,416 Yeah, you probably got on one now! 219 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,620 - At least I've got some hair to add to, "Baldilocks!" 220 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:16,123 Why don't you get your wigless wonder bald head out of here? 221 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,658 Come on, go, go! [He Murmurs] 222 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,126 With your big head! [Door Slams] 223 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,262 - Thanks to you, I think Alfonso's suspicious of our party! 224 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,296 - (sarcastically) You think? 225 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:26,166 - Well, you've got a lot of nerve blaming me 226 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:31,438 particularly after you turned our co-planning into a dictatorship! 227 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:34,474 Kimberly "The Dictator" Williams! 228 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,976 - Dictator? - Yeah, dictator! 229 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,978 - Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay. 230 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:41,448 Hmm, well, how about I just remove myself, hmm? 231 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,816 And you two plan this party? 232 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,952 - Oh no, no, no, no, you can count me out, too. 233 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:48,989 'Cause, see, I only stayed around to make sure the dictator, 234 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:52,292 well, I mean Kimberly, didn't get carried away! 235 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,527 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 236 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,996 Y'all not gon' do that to me, 237 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,498 leave me with the planning and the bill, unh-unh! 238 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,499 I quit! 239 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,501 - No, no I quit! - I quit first! 240 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,836 [All Yelling] 241 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,705 [Mia] I never started! 242 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,876 - Alright, I got a few more idea-- Hey! 243 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,712 [**] 244 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,047 [**] 245 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,053 Mm! 246 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,222 Is that my robe you have on? 247 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,857 You look like a ghetto Ken doll! 248 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,928 - I mean, I can take it off if you want me to, but you know how that's gon' end! 249 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,398 - No, no, no, you have to get out of here before Mia gets home! 250 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,566 She thought this was just a one-time thing, okay? 251 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,202 No baby, no DeWayne. 252 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,370 - Wait, you still haven't told her about us? 253 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,539 Aaliyah, I thought that we were building something! 254 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,876 I don't want to be your "dirty" little secret. 255 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,378 - Well, right now, you look like Victoria's Secret! 256 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,214 [Door Opens] You need to hide. 257 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,716 Just go, go, go, go, go! 258 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,583 - Ooh, child. 259 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,921 - Hey, friend! [Laughs Nervously] 260 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,223 - What are you, the welcome crew? Hey. 261 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,390 - I missed you! 262 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,759 [Both Laughing] 263 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,395 - Happy today, ain't you? - Yeah! 264 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,731 What are you, uh, doing here? 265 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,766 - The hell you mean? I own the place! 266 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,437 And why does it smell like Old Spice and locker room drawers in here? 267 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,706 Unh-unh! - No, I don't smell that. 268 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,107 - Oh, I smell it! 269 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,242 Hoo! 270 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,410 And what's with the face? 271 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:21,048 - Oh, no, no, no, it's just that I thought you were down at the event space 272 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,549 with Kimberly and Aunt Lucille. 273 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,583 - Yeah. 274 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,785 That's exactly where I was. 275 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,253 Uh-huh, we was down there 276 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,421 and I was working on that, uh, bat mitzvah! 277 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,958 That's what we was working on and we was doing it all together-- 278 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,460 - But I thought Alfonso said it was someone's hundredth birthday. 279 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,764 - Well, no, I think we booked that-- Ooh, ooh! 280 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,967 [Both] Oh, oh! 281 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,769 [Both Speaking] 282 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,104 - I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling! 283 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,106 - What had happened was, okay... 284 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,141 - Yeah, uh, no. I was just grabbing some cakes! 285 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,077 - What? - I mean, muffins, muffins! 286 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,779 - Ooh! 287 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:56,116 Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, and Helen Keller can see what's happenin' up in here! 288 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,617 I knew you wasn't in here pushing cushions! 289 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,753 Huh? And I told you about that, your rent goin' up. 290 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,421 What you doing with her, roll bone, huh? 291 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,655 And those are my slippers! 292 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,291 [**] 293 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,628 - AJ, can you please tell your Aunt Lucille 294 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,164 that the slideshow does not need her input? 295 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,634 She already ruined the birthday party, I don't need her ruining another gift. 296 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,303 - Uh... 297 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,107 - Jordan, could you tell your control freak of a mother 298 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,442 that there would be no slideshow 299 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,679 if my family had not produced the stars of this show? 300 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,316 - Uh, I think this is a situation 301 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,852 where kids are to be seen and not heard. 302 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,155 - Well, I thought there were only two children in the room 303 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,990 but apparently, there are four. 304 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,326 - Very, very grown children. 305 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,962 My friends are 16 and we would never act like this! 306 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,164 It's giving very low-vibrational behavior. 307 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,467 - I'ma take off my belt and beat your low-vibrational butt! 308 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,637 This is the time when children are to be seen and not heard! 309 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,872 Go on, get outta here! 310 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,841 [Mia] Okay, come on. Just... 311 00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,380 AJ is right, Aunt Lucille. 312 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:05,518 Come on, this will be the first time that Alfonso and Aaliyah have a birthday party 313 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,554 since Mama V passed. 314 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,024 Letting all this bickering 315 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,526 overshadow the love you have for the twins is just, 316 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,896 it's just something families shouldn't do. 317 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,732 - Mia's right. 318 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,234 For once. 319 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,873 I'm sorry, Aunt Lucille. 320 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,707 I just, I really wanted to celebrate 321 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,543 my husband and sis, but per usual, 322 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,379 I got drunk on my own power. 323 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,746 - Drunk? Ha! 324 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,916 You got white-girl wasted is what you did. 325 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,918 - Now, Aunt Lucille. 326 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,420 - Okay, I'm sorry, too. 327 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:44,724 But I just love those two as if they were my own, 328 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:49,196 and I just didn't want to miss out on creating something memorable for 'em. 329 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:53,266 - Since you two have kissed and made up, right? 330 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,603 What we gonna do about this party, huh? 331 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,907 Because I got RSVPs and invoices still coming through. 332 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,441 So, what we gon' do? 333 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,743 - What do you say, Auntie? 334 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,645 You wanna finish what we started? 335 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,047 - Okay. 336 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,049 But I'm not gonna cancel those 337 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,284 dancing pit bull puppies, you hear? 338 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,553 Listen, that cleanup fee was steep. 339 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,424 Apparently, those little boogers have problems with bowel control. 340 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,792 [**] 341 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,398 [All] Surprise! 342 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,500 [Applause and Horns Blowing] 343 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,805 - Alright, uh, where... I don't see Ms. Duboise. 344 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,641 Did I miss her entry or something? 345 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,978 - Alfonso, honey, this is actually for you! 346 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,479 - For me? 347 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,948 - Daddy, are you okay? 348 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,984 You look like you're smelling burnt piece of toast. 349 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,120 - Babe, are you really upset? 350 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,157 We just wanted to plan something nice for you and Aaliyah since-- 351 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,791 - Since what, Kimberly? 352 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,962 Since Aaliyah and I haven't celebrated our birthday for the last five years? 353 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:58,331 Have any of you taken a moment 354 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,133 and asked yourself why? 355 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,668 And where's Aaliyah? 356 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:06,039 The least you coulda done was have my twin sister here! 357 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,808 But since she's not, 358 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,678 it makes it much easier for me to just... 359 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:12,980 ..leave. 360 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,647 - Dad! - No! 361 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,351 [**] 362 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,354 [**] 363 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,126 - You wanna come inside and say hi to everybody? 364 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,827 - I don't think that's a good idea, Aaliyah. 365 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,463 - Is this about what Mia said 366 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,832 when she saw you wearing my pretty pink robe? 367 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,303 Babe, she was just kidding when she said she was gonna tell everyone 368 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,804 that you dress like Elton John. 369 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,239 - No! 370 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:42,175 It's about the fact that your family still doesn't know about us! 371 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,711 Look, I'm just taking a rain check tonight, 372 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,313 I'm not up for this drama. 373 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,182 - Well, there's not gonna be any drama, I promise. 374 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,319 And now that Mia knows, I don't wanna keep sneaking around, 375 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,553 especially with my family. 376 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,322 - Look, I don't understand you, Aaliyah. 377 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,558 At one minute, you don't want to define us and now, you want to tell everyone?! 378 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,727 I thought you didn't want history to repeat itself. 379 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,496 - And I thought that you wanted Paris in the summertime 380 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,897 and Swiss Alps in the winter! 381 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,566 - Yeah, I did! 382 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,368 - You did? 383 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,204 - I mean... 384 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,273 ..I do. 385 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,011 But I'm starting to think that you're the one who doesn't know what they want. 386 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,247 I mean, your best friend didn't even know about me 387 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,915 until she found out about me in your drawers! 388 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,686 - Okay, I'm sorry. 389 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,523 Okay, I was scared to tell everybody about us, okay? 390 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,893 'Cause I knew that there would be judgment and concern 391 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,928 about us getting it right this time! 392 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,565 But just know moving forward, 393 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,401 I'm not the one who's keeping us a secret. 394 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,272 Have yourself a good night. 395 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,577 [Door Closes] 396 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,079 - Aaliyah! 397 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,746 [**] 398 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,117 - Surprise! 399 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,119 [Horn Blowing] 400 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,621 - We not doing that no more, baby. 401 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,256 - Surprise? 402 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,592 Wait, I thought this was supposed to be a bat mitzvah. 403 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,926 What is going on up in here? 404 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,295 [All Speaking] 405 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,763 - These two overrode me... [Overlapping Chatter] 406 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,267 - Stop, please stop talking! 407 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,936 Uh, where is my brother? 408 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,939 - Auntie, after our elders miserably failed 409 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,076 at throwing you and Daddy a surprise birthday party, 410 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,944 Daddy stormed out. 411 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,613 - What? 412 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,948 Do you guys even care 413 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,185 why Alfonso and I kept declining to celebrate our birthdays? 414 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,088 See, this is not a party for us. 415 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,657 This is to feed y'all's egos. 416 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,959 - I told y'all this would be double the trouble! 417 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,429 - So, y'all been sneaking around behind our backs 418 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,630 for weeks now? 419 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,432 - Well, when you put it like that, 420 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,167 it does sound pretty bad. 421 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,704 - The sneaking around sure does seem to run in y'all's family. 422 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:55,675 - Okay, I am going to find Alfonso, 423 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,677 and y'all enjoy y'all's party. 424 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,446 - Okay, friend, I'm sorry. 425 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,713 I, wait. 426 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,815 - Again? 427 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,619 - Look, there's DeWayne. What's he doing here? 428 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,654 - Hey everyone. 429 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,821 Uh... 430 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,824 Sorry to intrude, but I'm looking for Aaliyah. 431 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,695 - Alright, DeWayne, I like this look. 432 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,331 It's much better than when you was out here 433 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,032 channeling Juwanna Mann. 434 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,701 [**] 435 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,380 - I heard what happened. 436 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,685 - This is my, uh, favorite picture of Mom. 437 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,053 - Oh! 438 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,260 - The family just doesn't get it. 439 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,699 Mom died so close to our birthdays 440 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,236 that it just doesn't feel right celebrating without her. 441 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,537 - Yeah. 442 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,175 I mean, she could make any party 443 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,010 feel like the event of the season. 444 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,712 - Yeah. - Right? 445 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,880 - I think she overdid it a little bit, 446 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,250 you know, with the birthdays, 447 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,221 the holidays, even Groundhog's Day, just trying to overcompensate 448 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,189 for Pops not being there. 449 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,559 - Remember that one year Aunt Lucille dressed up as Dad? 450 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,561 [She Laughs] 451 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,063 [Laughs Louder] 452 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,899 Oh! 453 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,271 - I can't believe it's been... 454 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,942 ..five years since she's passed. It's... 455 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,391 - I just wanted to say-- 456 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:55,662 We...just wanted to say we're sorry about the party. 457 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,130 We love you both so much. 458 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,268 And we just... 459 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,770 We really wanted to celebrate you. 460 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,073 - After talking with Mia, 461 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,608 it makes a lot of sense 462 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,278 why you two reacted the way that you did. 463 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,583 We're so sorry we let our egos get in the way of your feelings. 464 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,985 - No, Auntie. 465 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:24,657 I-I know you wanted the best interests for both of us. 466 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:29,429 - And Mommy would have loved the party y'all planned for us. 467 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,997 - Yes, she would've. - Right? 468 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,000 Um, but just next time, 469 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,436 no tapas, okay? 'Cause it's giving no class, 470 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,170 and we can't afford forks! 471 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,976 - Baby, I'm sorry I ruined the surprise. 472 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,779 - Oh, no, baby, it's all good. 473 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,815 And you know what? It's still happening. 474 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,284 I mean, people are still out there. We could go. 475 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,453 Well, except for the dancing pit bull puppies. 476 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,954 I mean, they went through those puppy Pampers 477 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,490 faster than Usain Bolt in a 100 meter! 478 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,960 - So, what do you say, twins? 479 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:01,994 - Here, baby. 480 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,796 - One thing I know 481 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:08,134 is your mama would never let a good party go to waste. 482 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,336 Let's go have some fun. 483 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,172 [**] 484 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,375 [**] 485 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,013 - DeWayne? 486 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,249 What are you still doing here? I thought you had to leave. 487 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,353 - Forgot to ask you something. 488 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,560 - I can't look, mm-mm! 489 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,695 There's been more drama around here 490 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,064 than all of the Tyler Perry movies! 491 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,401 - Now, I know this seems sudden, 492 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,570 and I don't have a ring, 493 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,038 but I figured I'd get you one in Paris. 494 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,707 Aaliyah. 495 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,414 ..again? 496 00:21:54,464 --> 00:21:59,014 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37128

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