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And as per your request,
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we got the goodie bags for
Langston's sweet sixth birthday
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separated by breed.
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[Langston Barks]
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- He appreciates that.
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The Dobermans felt...
emasculated
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by the toys from
last year's party, so...
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- Aw, understandable, you know?
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And I did try to get Beyonc�
for the birthday serenade,
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but she was unavailable!
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So, I did however land Doja.
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo!
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Also said that she would do
us the huge favor
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of dropping the second half
of her name,
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you know, as to not trigger
any of the guests, you know?
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[Langston Barks]
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- Oh.
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- He approves!
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- Oh. Ooh, yes. Thank you!
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- I have to go get his tux,
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but then I will see you ladies
later tonight!
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[Both] Okay!
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- Come on, Langston.
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[Both Chattering]
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- That cannot bounce...
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- That is the cutest
little old dog!
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Uh-huh!
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See, I told you I wasn't lyin'.
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Mildred, I will take my money
in Tubmans.
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- Auntie, what brings you back?
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- Mildred didn't believe we were
throwing a birthday bash for a dog.
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- And what logical person would?
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I mean, all of this
for a broke best friend?
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Seems like a lot!
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- Yes, it does. And I would ask
what the race of the owner was,
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but, uh, that seems
like a rhetorical question!
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- Yes, ridiculous as that is,
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it must be nice to have people
who want to spoil ya!
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- That's right.
- Yeah, but last time I checked, you did have one!
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- Ooh, girl, let me tell you!
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I had to let Cecil go!
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- (gasps) No!
- Too many health problems!
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First of all, he's running
around poppin' all kinds of things,
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you know, to stay afloat.
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Next thing I know,
baby boy was having a stroke
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while he was trying
to deliver a stroke!
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[All Exclaim]
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- Well, girl, look.
I ain't mad at ya,
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'cause it's no secret that my
love life has hit a rough patch.
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- Honey, well, don't I know it.
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I just cut Leon loose.
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- No!
- Not Leon!
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- You guys were doing so well!
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- I know, I mean,
but he just got all selfish
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giving away all his good snacks
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just 'cause he gotta shoot up
a little insulin every now and again.
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Big old wuss!
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Y'all ladies' love lives sounds
like it was written and directed
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by Jordan Peele.
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Y'all just need to get out!
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- No, what's happening
is there's a common villain in this horror trilogy,
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and it's the old guys.
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Yeah, I think guys should just
go with something a little more
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freaky-freaky fresh!
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- "Freaky-freaky fresh"?
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- That sounds
"freaky-freaky" crazy. That never works!
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- Anyway, ladies, look here.
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Do y'all want to listen
to what I have to say,
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or to the woman
that ain't got no man?
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- Ooh!
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Well, last time I checked,
where your boo at?
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[Mia Sarcastically Laughs]
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- Okay, yeah, yeah.
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You're real funny, but you're
trying to be domesticators.
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See, I'm out here in these
streets like a stop sign!
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- I wanna be like that.
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- So, Aaliyah,
what would PETA do?
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They'd let the cougars
out the cage!
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[Together] Please!
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- Okay, y'all grown. Carry on.
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- * L-L-L, L-Let the
cougars out the cage
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* Let the cougars
out the cage
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* Let the cougars
out the cage... *
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- Another episode?
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Come on, babe!
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- Alfonso, I waited six months
for "Intimacy Island" to come back.
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And with Jordan only gone
for the weekend,
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I'm binging on borrowed time.
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Shh!
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- Hello, beautiful people!
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Guess whose song got
mysteriously leaked?
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Mine!
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My group, The O'Rizzinators,
song "Ya Next Best Ex"
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has gone viral!
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Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
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- Okay, I have never
seen somebody so excited
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to see their work
getting leaked.
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- Unless it's Kris Jenner.
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- Look, guys. Everyone's
totally loving it online!
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- Wait.
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This video has
15 million views?! - Yup!
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- Oh!
- Let me see this.
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[Song Playing on Phone]
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- Damn.
- Yeah!
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- Mm-hmm!
- Um, son.
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What is the, uh, the price tag
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for going viral nowadays?
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- Dad, I have no idea!
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We're just trying
to do this for fun--
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- Not with a manager like me!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Whoa!
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- Okay?
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Say, see, son?
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You know, you would think
after 16 years
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of you mooching off me
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that you would take making money
a little more seriously.
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All in all, I see,
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ah, we could break even
about third world tour.
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Huh?
[Doorbell Rings]
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- A world tour?
- International!
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- Honey, look at these comments.
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- International, baby!
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[Kim Murmuring]
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Uncle Nigel!
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- Hey, Alfonso!
How you doing? Here, take this.
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- I forgot you were bringing
Pop's old stuff.
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- Yeah, baby. Hah!
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That storage room was a mess!
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You know, I've seen abandoned
houses better organized.
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- Uncle Nigel,
it's been forever!
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- Oh, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy,
Kimmy, Kimmy!
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Look at you, girl!
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Just as fine as I remember, mm!
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- Hey, Unc. Hey, Unc!
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You gon', you gon' trip out.
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- Yeah!
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- You haven't seen him
since he was a baby, right?
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Hey, say hi to your
uncle Nigel.
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- Hey, how are you?
- What's goin' on, nephew?
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Alright!
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- Nigel is a longtime friend and
bandmate of your grandfather's.
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- See, I've known him most
of my life, right?
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So, I call him uncle, okay?
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It's Black people. Black people.
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- Oh, I can buy that.
Makes sense!
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Well, fellow musician
to musician then,
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I gotta show you my new song!
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- Okay!
- My grandpa was totally chill with me
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sampling one of his old hits,
and everyone online's loving it, look!
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(rapping) I know they call
you toxic, but baby, I'm Walter White,
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if you play your cards right,
we can be in Bali by tonight!
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And then would come
the hook, right?!
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- Bow!
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- Okay, okay, I see what you
did there, nephew!
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- Thanks!
- That's alright.
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And you couldn't have picked
a better tune.
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"Lovesick Lullaby", one of my
best penned work.
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You know what? Now we can
both make some money!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa.
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Whoa!
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What?
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You're saying you're my dad's
Quinten Miller now?
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'Cause I thought Pop wrote
all his own stuff.
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- He did.
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I just wrote the
melody for the hook, alright?
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That's how I got
my first writer's credit.
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[Alfonso Mutters]
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- Wait, that's a thing?
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- Absolutely.
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You know the great guitarist,
James Nolen?
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He's credited as a writer on
most of James Brown's hits.
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And you know James Brown,
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he is the most sampled
artist of all time.
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- Wow!
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And here I am thinking his only
ghost writer was Mary Jane.
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- Yeah, she was an unsung hero
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if you got the right strain!
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[They Laugh]
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[Pager Beeping]
- What?
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- Oh, lookie here, lookie here.
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I got business. Y'all take
care of yourselves, alright?
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- Alright, Unc.
- Good seeing you, Uncle!
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- You don't need that.
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- Ooh!
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I think I found some.
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Uh, sweetie, sweetie.
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Over here, please.
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- Hey, what can I get you?
- I'd like to send some drinks
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to those succulent young
brothers over there at the end of the bar.
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Send 'em a Manhattan,
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a Henny sidecar,
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and a Moscow mule.
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- Coming right up.
- But wait, wait, wait.
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We never established it, so,
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are we going by our real ages?
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- Baby, we out here aging like
we Benjamin Button.
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So, I don't see
any reason to lie!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Guys!
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- Oh!
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- Good evening, ladies.
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We just wanted to come over
here and say thank you!
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And of course,
introduce ourselves.
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You know, my name is Ocean.
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- Ocean?
- This my boy, Shiloh.
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[Together] Shiloh.
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- Uh-huh, and this my boy,
Madison.
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- Madison.
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- Greetings.
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- Look, so are you guys
from out of town?
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'Cause we always here,
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but we ain't never
seen you before.
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- You know, we're locals
and we party all over,
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but this is the only place
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with a wall of fame
that we're not on yet.
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- Ooh!
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[Phone Buzzing]
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- Hey, uh, Chris just texted me.
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They gonna be at the spot soon.
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We should probably head
out soon, bruh.
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- Okay, bet.
Bet, I got you, I got you.
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Hey, hey, listen, listen.
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We're about to go meet
up with some friends at a club.
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Maybe you should come with me.
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It's gonna be fun, I promise.
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- Oh!
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Well, what do you say, ladies?
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- I say the night isn't the
only thing that's young!
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Let's go have some fun!
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Woo!
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- Dad, I want you to meet
the O'Rizzinators.
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This is Baby Blicky,
Lance the Trapper,
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and our producer, Lil Hummus.
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Rizzies, meet our "Dadager".
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- Yeah, it's nice to finally
meet you, Mr. Williams.
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- Hey, hey, hey, don't gotta
be so formal.
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I'm taking ten percent
of your earnings, okay?
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So you can just
call me Fonz.
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- How long this little meeting
gonna take?
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- What meeting
you talking about?
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- It's a meeting
with Uncle Nigel.
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I'm still trying to smooth over
this whole sample business.
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- To keep it a band, AJ,
I don't even know why we gotta talk to the old head
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if your grandpa already
blessed the track.
251
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,060
- Right.
252
00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,797
- Well, apparently, Uncle Nigel
played bass on the track that we sampled,
253
00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,765
so that qualifies him for
a writing credit.
254
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,734
- Oh, nah. You don't get
no writing credit for that.
255
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,135
You just a producer.
256
00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,105
Otherwise, Kanye West and
Mike Dean would be the new Hall & Oates.
257
00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,273
I don't know about y'all,
but I can't go for that.
258
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,575
- No, no, no, no, no!
259
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,643
[Doorbell Rings]
260
00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,081
- Just the man
I was looking for!
261
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,783
- Alright, alright.
What's up, nephew?
262
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,453
- Uncle Nigel, I want you
to meet the guys, the O'Rizzinators.
263
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,623
- Alright, how you doing,
gentlemen? Nice to meet you.
264
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,423
Okay.
265
00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:17,424
- Okay, Unc.
266
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,693
Can you step on over here, Unc?
267
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,163
Yeah, they call me Fonz
now. I'm the manager.
268
00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,331
Okay?
- Okay.
269
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,633
- And everything's fine!
270
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,134
Everything's fine!
271
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,468
We can just talk this out.
272
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,839
- Not much to talk about unless
we talking about a check.
273
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,674
- See, no, hold up! Ha-ha!
274
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,276
Hey, uh, see. Hey, big fella.
275
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,145
I see you feel some kind of way.
276
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,981
But, you know, don't you think
you're taking this a little bit too far?
277
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,482
- No.
278
00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,151
These kids need
to learn, alright?
279
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,319
See, I am from an era
280
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,823
where fathers were like
Marvin Gaye, Sr.
281
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:51,859
I call the shots!
282
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,662
- But Uncle Nigel, we don't
have this kind of money!
283
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,030
We're only rich in
likes and comments.
284
00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,667
- If I may, Mr. Old Head Sir?
285
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,669
- Uh-huh.
- Your melody didn't even make the track.
286
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,337
- Once I put them 808's on 'em,
it's gonna be a whole different sound.
287
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,339
We'll still run you
a little something once the hoochies come in,
288
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,340
ya feel me?
289
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,243
- Who's your English teacher,
Lil Wayne?!
290
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,713
[Doorbell Rings]
291
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,485
- Hey, what's up?
292
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,853
- Hey, I know you!
293
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,355
You're AJ from that
"Ya Next Best Ex" song, right?
294
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,691
- I sure am, man!
295
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,059
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
excuse me, excuse me!
296
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,530
Uh, I'm the manager,
297
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,866
Alfonso Williams, Sr., sir.
298
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,702
Okay, I'll sign for that.
299
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,703
- No need.
300
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,037
Um...
301
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,407
- What?!
302
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:41,441
[**]
303
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,012
- Dad, he's suing me for
copyright infringement.
304
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,246
This is crazy!
305
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,881
- First of all,
306
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,883
lower your voice.
I don't need your mom
307
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,385
coming down here and getting
all up in the business, okay?
308
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,889
And second of all, I know
how serious this is, alright?
309
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:59,026
That's why I called the
best lawyer in Chicago.
310
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,461
He's fresh out of jail,
but he ain't lost a case!
311
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,431
[Doorbell Rings]
That's him right there.
312
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,299
[He Whimpers]
313
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,738
P!
- My guy!
314
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,239
What's up, Alfonso?
315
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,542
- What's good? Looking good,
looking good, b-woy!
316
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,110
Hey, hey, come on,
come on in.
317
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,412
Hey, hey look.
318
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,415
I wish we were meeting
under different circumstances,
319
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,585
but, you know, I appreciate you
coming by on such short notice.
320
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,387
- No problem, man.
Anything for you.
321
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,089
You already know you're my guy.
- My guy!
322
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,758
- Hey, you must be AJ.
- Yeah.
323
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,425
- Nice to meet you, man.
Look at you!
324
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,594
Taking after your mother,
looking just like her, man.
325
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,063
- Looking just like her.
- Thank God!
326
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,631
- Nice to meet you, too,
and thank you...
327
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,267
- Yeah, no problem. Look.
328
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,603
Look, now, I've gone over
the case and checked the charges
329
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,473
and it does look like Mr. Nigel,
330
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,776
he owns a credit
on "Lovesick Lullaby".
331
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,945
- What?! He didn't even
write anything though!
332
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,747
All he did was just
play some instrument!
333
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,950
- I mean, I'm sure your
grandfather has written and collaborated
334
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,952
with many artists
and in doing so,
335
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,454
sometime, the credit gets
lost in translation.
336
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,290
- Wow. So, I'm screwed.
337
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,325
[**]
338
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,628
- Now, shh!
Y'all don't wake up anybody.
339
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,463
Whoa! Ha!
340
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,965
You scared me!
341
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,633
[They Laugh]
- Hi!
342
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,003
- Well, good morning
to you, too!
343
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,771
- Uh-huh!
344
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:21,641
- Well, well, well.
345
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,177
Don't y'all think y'all ladies
a little too grown
346
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,780
to be doing the walk of shame?
347
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:30,483
- Well, what makes you think
there's any shame in our gait?
348
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,986
- You ladies pulled
an all-nighter!
349
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:36,323
- We went out with these guys
that we met the other day.
350
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,492
And we had so much fun!
351
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,329
Oh, baby, we shut
that club down!
352
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,364
[Together] Down, down!
353
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:48,168
- I am so glad you
enjoyed yourselves,
354
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,004
but just, you know, chill a
little bit on the old timers.
355
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,505
One more week with y'all,
356
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,674
them old brittle brothers,
they gon' be in body casts!
357
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,978
- Oh, no. Our boos don't
have that problem.
358
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,479
They're in their 30's.
359
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,915
- 30's!
- 30's. - You go, girl!
360
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,351
- Yeah, leave them cubs alone!
361
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,687
- Let me tell you right now,
honey, my Shiloh ain't no cub.
362
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,689
- Go on, tell him.
- Thank you, and his pounce
363
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,059
proves that he's the reigning
king of my jungle!
364
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,894
- Wow!
[Lucille Chuckles]
365
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:15,929
- Ew.
366
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,531
That's my cue. No, I'm out!
- Come on, nephew!
367
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,733
- Bye!
- Bye, Alfonso!
368
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,404
- Okay, okay, okay, ladies.
Give me all the deets.
369
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,006
I want all the tea!
370
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,875
- Girl, let me tell you
about my Madison.
371
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,044
Oh, my Madison,
he's a foodie just like me!
372
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,746
Girl, we've been to all of
the five-star restaurants.
373
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,015
All of 'em.
- Yeah.
374
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,550
- I love a man who's not afraid
to spoil his woman.
375
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,685
Mm-mm-mm!
376
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,388
- Oh, I know but, you know,
he lost his wallet
377
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,892
and, so I've just kind of been
carrying the tab.
378
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:49,062
I did save the most expensive
steak houses for later.
379
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,697
- There you go.
- Oh!
380
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,066
Veteran move. Mm-hmm!
- That's it!
381
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,401
- Uh, well, Mildred?
382
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,070
- Oh, girl, my Shiloh.
He is so artsy.
383
00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:01,074
You know, we were out the
other day and he saw this rare Banksy piece, you know?
384
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,575
And he wanted to buy it,
385
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,412
but he couldn't because,
you know, his money's caught up
386
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,780
into, what, crypto,
in all of that crypto!
387
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,251
- Now, see, that's why
I don't like that crypto stuff.
388
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,954
I want to feel my money
in my hands.
389
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,455
- Hello!
390
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,458
But, you know, I bought it
for him anyway because he's so deserving,
391
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:22,295
and he was so inspired that
when we got home,
392
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,264
I became his canvas!
393
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,565
- Ooh!
394
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,969
- You know, he definitely has
that Jackson Pollock touch!
395
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,270
- That touch.
- That touch!
396
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,239
- Romantic, Mildred!
397
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,106
- Yes, yes.
398
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,275
- Uh, now ladies.
- Mm-hmm?
399
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,110
- I'm a girl's girl,
400
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,980
and I want you to know
this is all coming from love.
401
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,982
Please, be careful!
402
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,117
- Oh, Kimberly.
You ain't gotta worry about it.
403
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,119
Ain't gonna be no buns up
in this here oven, baby,
404
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,821
'cause this bakery's
been closed since the Clinton administration!
405
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,823
[**]
406
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,162
- Ocean, why are you
so quiet, baby?
407
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,797
- Just got a few
things on my mind.
408
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,133
- Well, is there anything
I can do, boo?
409
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,602
- I'm just a little bummed
about this car I'm supposed to be getting.
410
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,471
- Well, what seems
to be the problem?
411
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,340
I can't have my favorite
body of water
412
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,542
out there all upset!
413
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,645
- Well...
414
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,348
..let's just say
I'm a little short,
415
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,984
and I don't mean my height.
416
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,152
- Oh, I understand.
417
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,021
Back in my day
we used to say,
418
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,890
"You're money's funny
and your credit won't get it."
419
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,193
- Exactly!
420
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,527
But yours might.
421
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,831
Which is why...
422
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:35,535
..I was wondering if you'd
cosign a car for me.
423
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,840
- Are you serious?
424
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,911
[**]
425
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,881
[**]
426
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,486
- Man, baby, this is really
happening, huh?
427
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,722
- Oh, of course it is!
428
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,890
[Knocks on Door]
Oh!
429
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,560
- Oh, that's the guy, huh?
430
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,695
- Hello!
431
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,333
- Hi, I'm Charles from
the Porsche dealership.
432
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,036
I have a delivery scheduled to
this address for Lucille?
433
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,571
- Oh, well I'm Lucille,
come on in!
434
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,074
Now, this is Ocean.
435
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,244
He'll be the driver,
I'm just here to sign things.
436
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,047
- Well, I gotta say.
437
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,716
Don't meet too many mothers
who buy their grown-ass son a new 911.
438
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,218
- No, no, no, oh,
I'm sorry, sorry.
439
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,220
This is not my,
it's not my mom.
440
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,122
This is my lady.
441
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,225
- Oh.
- Yeah.
442
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,527
- Oh, oh!
- Yeah, yeah!
443
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,563
- Oh, I am so sorry.
444
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,098
I meant no disrespect.
445
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,268
- Well, don't act like that's
the first time we've heard that, of course.
446
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,770
Um, baby?
447
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,739
Can you go in the back
and get my glasses out of my purse, please?
448
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,408
- Go get the glasses?
- Yes!
449
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,776
Bye-bye!
450
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,280
Ahem.
451
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:57,284
- Really, I meant
no harm, really.
452
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,619
Clearly, you and the young
fella are going steady.
453
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,622
- Oh, not yet, but he is fun
454
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,925
and he just makes me
feel so young.
455
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,460
- Fair enough.
456
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,462
Um...
457
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,432
It's none of my business,
but you seem like a nice lady.
458
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,967
Just be careful.
459
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,804
These situations can get sticky.
460
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,673
- What situation
are you talking about?
461
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,943
- Well, we're in the middle
of a "City Boys" epidemic.
462
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:27,580
That's where young guys
who have nothing to offer but their looks
463
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,317
scam mature women
out of all their money.
464
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,952
- Oh, that's awful!
465
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,920
- Oh, it is.
466
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,124
These young, handsome
devils worldwide
467
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:41,494
just euthanizing the morale of
mature women by the masses.
468
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,298
I just didn't want you to fall
for the okey-doke, Lucille.
469
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,799
- Well, come on, now.
470
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,002
I was born at night,
but not last night!
471
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,172
Come on, I'll see you out.
472
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,140
- Thank you.
473
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,046
- Babe.
474
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,315
Where'd the guy go?
475
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,551
- Well, uh, he left.
476
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,720
But, baby.
477
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,022
I need to talk to you.
478
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,158
- What's going on?
479
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:15,662
- Well, our time together
has been transcending.
480
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,132
- Yeah.
- But I don't think I can go through
481
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,500
with this car situation.
482
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,669
- (stammers) Whoa, wait, wait,
wait, wait...
483
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,672
Don't just switch up on me now,
Lu, what's going on?
484
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,974
- Well, I'm not, but Ocean.
485
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,343
It's just way too expensive!
486
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,513
- Listen, when we got together,
I just,
487
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:37,350
I was under the impression that
you was, like, a grown woman with a bag.
488
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:40,853
Now, it's giving, like, little
lady with a lunchbox.
489
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,856
- Oh, Ocean, I have money.
490
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:47,360
Hey, how about a used car?
491
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,928
- Used?
492
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,564
Like you?!
493
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,934
(laughs) That's crazy!
494
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:59,372
- First of all, this
is what you call vintage.
495
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:03,843
And let me tell you something
Mr. Ocean with your little lake motion.
496
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,546
I have been more
than nice to you,
497
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:10,717
and I will not stand here
while you disrespect me in my own business!
498
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,053
Well, my family's place
of business, but anyway.
499
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,889
Still, if this is
the way you feel,
500
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,558
you can leave.
501
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,395
- So, just leave, huh?
- Yeah, just leave!
502
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,696
(sings) Leave!
503
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,066
- Okay, you ain't got
to worry about me!
504
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,701
'Cause you know what they say.
505
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,405
What one granny won't do,
the next big momma will!
506
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,875
- That next big momma gonna
tell your ass to get a damn job!
507
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,278
- Whatever!
- Get out of my place!
508
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,113
[**]
509
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,051
- No, 'cause if my check is
short again, I'm gon' quit.
510
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,619
It's what they owe me.
511
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,788
- Hey Mia, can you go
call my goddaughter?
512
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,790
She told me to come over here,
it was really urgent.
513
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,426
- Yeah, um, Aaliyah's
in the back, I'll go grab her.
514
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,961
- Thank you.
- I'll be right back.
515
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,135
- Oh, well if it ain't the thief
of bad beats.
516
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,605
- That's fair. I deserve that.
517
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,241
- Yeah, you deserve everything
you got coming to you.
518
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:11,944
- Look, I know you don't believe
me but for the thousandth time,
519
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:15,282
Uncle Nigel, I didn't know
that you actually helped write the song
520
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,949
but I do understand your FOMO.
521
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,252
- Hey now, wait a minute.
All the boots I knocked,
522
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,321
they had heels on 'em.
Stiletto, boy!
523
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,291
Better ask somebody.
- No, FOMO!
524
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,626
"Fear of missing out"?
525
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,161
- Oh! Yeah, okay.
- Yeah.
526
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,664
Look, I'm sorry
I belittled your contribution.
527
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,800
It clearly was a vital part
to the song.
528
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,502
- You damn right it was.
529
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,805
- And I shouldn't have
questioned the legitimacy of your writing credit.
530
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,641
But I'm hoping there's
some room for redemption.
531
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,477
The O'Rizzinators and I are
gonna be in the studio tonight
532
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,313
and we'd be honored
if you joined us.
533
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,315
- Me?
- Yeah!
534
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:52,184
We're working on our new song,
"From Big Backs to BBL's"
535
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,654
and we think you'd be
perfect on the bridge.
536
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,156
- You know what? Okay.
Count me in!
537
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,025
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it!
538
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:03,530
- Alright, so I take it
that the hug means that we're all good, right?
539
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,164
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we're all good,
540
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,799
as long as I own half.
541
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,834
- Half?!
542
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,703
- Boy, this ain't slavery. Half!
543
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,705
- Just take the deal.
544
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,543
- Deal! Alright!
545
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,711
[**]
546
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,981
- Ooh, alright.
547
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,351
This reunion is good and messy.
548
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,819
- Yes, it is. I'm about to
go grab some popcorn,
549
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,355
I will be right back.
- Okay, baby.
550
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,557
- You know, I'm glad that Pam
got rid of Calvin.
551
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,825
He was young and fun,
552
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,328
but that type ain't
meant for the long run.
553
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,196
[Both] Don't we know it!
554
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,398
[Doorbell Rings]
- Oh!
555
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,768
- Oh, see...
[Indistinct]
556
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,071
- Hey!
557
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,375
- You look amazing.
558
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,876
- Oh, thank you.
559
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,878
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
560
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,916
I'll see y'all later!
561
00:21:56,966 --> 00:22:01,516
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