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[music plays]

- Oh, oh wow.

Genevieve's coming to town today huh?

- Whew, yes.

And true to form,

that Tardy-B hasn't even texted us her ETA yet.

- Oh Kim, lighten up.

Your sister is as sweet as that peach cobbler I make.

You remember that one time when she flew the Silver Sneakers and me to Las Vegas?

Ah, well we met Mike Tyson,

and let's just say, he nibbled on more than my ear.

- And she hooked me up with those VIP passes to New York Fashion Week.

I sat behind Kris Jenner and her bald, Black boyfriend.

- Yeah, mom, why don't you like Auntie G?

She's like the Whitney Houston fairy godmother in the Black Cinderella.

- Oh sweetie, it's not that I don't appreciate her, and her...

generosity.

I just wish she'd dial it down a bit, you know.

Remember he subtle entrance last Thanksgiving?

- Oh-ho, who could forget she arrived in a helicopter

playing "Return of the Mac" because she was bringing

her famous mac n' cheese.

Whoo, had the whole room crip walking, aye.

[Doorbell Rings]

[music plays]

- Bonjour! - Bonjour!

- It's so lovely to see you. [mwah, mwah]

- Oh, just the two.

I forget I'm in the states.

- Huh? - I just landed from Paris.

- Oh! Did you bring back some beignets?

Oh-ho, ho, watch out children.

- No, no, no, no, she don't need all that.

What she really needs is some Bengay.

- And all you need is a helmet for that big ass head of yours.

Baby, thank you. Merci!

- Oh, thank you.

- Hey, sis. - Oh!

Hey Genevieve! [Chuckles]

You know the Parisians have embraced me so much

that I do prefer Genevieve. [in a French accent]

You know, the way the French say it.

- Girl, we in Chicago.

It's Genevieve, you know, the way the negroes say it.

- Oh, my goodness, language!

I love her. [Phone Rings]

Oh, you know what, it's probably my bonus babies.

Yup, they just love their step-mommy.

Excuse me.

Bonjour mi petites!

I've just landed in Chicago.

[Child #1] We don't care Gen!

[Child #2] Text us your wifi password!

[Forced Laughter]

- Little--I love kids, I love 'em!

Speaking of, how are my favorite niece and nephew huh?

Still doing, doing whatever you do?

- Good! - Yeah?

- I'm auditioning for the drama club!

- Really? - Aunt Genevieve.

- Hm? - Can you cry on command?

- But of course I can.

- She can lie on command too.

- So Aunt Genevieve are you in town for mom's MWL event?

- Whoa, hold on AJ.

Let's not give Aunt Genevieve any ideas.

- Kimmie, what is this?

A soiree, huh?

- Oh no, no, it's just a small little gathering

for single mothers who talk about their problems.

Nothing you'd be interested in.

- Nonsense!

I insist.

I'm coming to support, okay?

Because I'm already in town for my little charity event for the Chicago youth,

give the hood a shot.

- Gotta give 'em a shot.

- But don't get shot, okay. - Oh!

- Okay, okay!

- I'm sure I can attend this little shindig.

- Oh, well actually it's in a few days,

and today is just a boring little meeting to set everything up.

- This is perfect.

I'm gonna attend both.

I'll stay a few days, right? This is gonna be fun!

Yeah, I mean, there's no issue right?

- Well actually, I'm not sure because--

- No, no, pssh.

No issues here.

Our house is your house, Genevieve.

- No it's not,

but you know thank you for that Midwestern welcome.

Oh, hors doeuvres around five?

- Five o' clock.

[Chuckles]

[music plays]

- Have fun boo. - I will girlie.

- This is giving. - Thank you honey, yes.

- Do it come in a 2X?

- Don't be online shopping now, do some work.

- Mkay. - Bye!

- I'ma find it.

- And this is where we hold our weekly MWL,

Mothers Who Leisure meetings.

- Kimmie, this is a fantastic little place.

- Hi. - Oh hey ladies, meet my sister.

- Genevieve, enchant.

Genevieve, enchant�.

- I didn't know you had a little sister!

- Flattery will get you everywhere.

I'm actually her big sister.

- And before ozempic, she was my big, big sister.

- What was that Kimmie?

- Oh, nothing.

- I'm thinking we can set up a mimosa station, and then--

- Oh, mimosas, yes!

Upgrade that, what am I? Hm?

Champagne fountain, we need one, don't we?

- Um, um, I'll think about that.

Yeah, I'm also thinking we can set up--

- Sommelier, that's what we need.

- Oh, sommelier would be divine.

Um, are they pirates?

- Wait, and we can do a selfie station

and they have those filters that make you look like you flat-ironed your eye bags.

- What? - Yeah.

- Or maybe, we can hire a magician who makes my sister disappear, poof!

Oh, no?

- She's never been very good with jokes.

This way.

- You really think you can out cook me

at your grandma's secret gumbo recipe?

- I don't think so, I know so.

See my grandmother had that underarm fat jiggle right there.

Her cooking never misses.

- Okay, mm.

Not today Satan!

- What is he doing here? - Who?

- Oh nothing, I just uh, thought I saw a ghost.

Yeah, a very annoying, tracksuit wearing ghost.

That's all.

You know, I need to go wash my hands.

That's super important right?

- Very important. - Very important.

- I'll be right back. - I'll be here.

- Okay, oh sorry.

- Aaliyah! - Shh.

- Bring it down. - Yeah.

Crazy seeing you here.

What are you doing here, how are you here right now?

- Nah, I just came to see the game, yeah.

And uh, saw you ducking and playing limbo by the bar,

were you training for the Olympics?

- Okay well I gotta go, 'cause I'm kinda on a date right now.

- Oh yeah, yeah I saw.

He looks real familiar.

We play one-on-one.

- Okay, well I'm glad I got your approval.

- Good seeing you. - Yeah, good seeing you too.

- Take care. - Yeah, good bumping into you.

- Or you bumping into me. - Hey!

- Have a good night Aaliyah. - You too, bye bye.

- Oh, hey, there you are. - Hey, yeah.

- You, you good? - No, I'm good.

- You good? - I am great.

- Alright, I'm great too.

Yeah I just saw, I thought I saw my stalker,

so you wanna get up out of here?

- I'm ready. - Right okay, waitress,

check please!

- Oh, um, it's already been taken care of.

[Both] By who?

[music plays]

- My sister is in there planning events

like it's her own personal Pinterest board.

Every idea I have, she has a better one.

And the ladies love her ideas.

What am I gonna do?

- Babe, you know what, okay,

why don't we just do this, you know,

go ahead and put a little pin in it for the night.

You know we go grab some dinner at Chowder Plantations.

You know, just the two of us, have a little wine,

a little pasta, a little abolition bisque,

and forget about this Pinterest war!

- And let her think she's running stuff around here?

Oh nah.

I'd rather stick to my lukewarm leftovers,

and my cold shoulder.

- Alfonso? - Sissy!

- My very favorite brother-in-law,

now I just scored tickets behind home plate

of the Cubs game tonight.

I mean you and AJ wouldn't wanna go?

- Are you serious right now? - A little bit.

- Ah, you did.

Definitely down.

- Alfonso, we were gonna go to dinner?

- Behind home plate, okay.

If I, you know, I... [Emphatic Noises]

Ah, blow you a kiss, if I get caught on the Jumbotron, okay?

- Fine, I get it. Go baby, have fun.

- Thanks baby.

AJ, AJ!

- Aw, have fun Alfonso.

Kimmie and I will just stay here and um,

make a party of our own, right?

- Right, right, a pity party.

- Oh little Kimmie Kims, what's going on, huh?

What's brewing in this little event-planning brain of yours?

- Ideas? - Yeah, yeah.

Uh, well...

- Can you stop touching my hair? - Yes.

- But I was thinking of a 90s theme, you know,

something nostalgic.

- Oh, 90s yes, yes, yes.

I was cute in the 90s.

You, ooh.

I would've thought you would've gone for like a glam style,

but you know what, I can make a call

and get Boys II men here.

I know their manager, we were colleagues at Yale.

[Chuckling] - No, thank you.

We don't need anything extravagant,

just something simple and fun for the ladies.

- Oh, simple and fun, okay, okay.

I see it, I see it, of course, of course.

I just, I wanna make it right for you.

You know, you just work so hard.

How do the kids say it these days?

I wanna make sure it slaps. [Chuckles]

- Something's gonna slap real soon.

Oh, sorry, sorry sister, I'm sorry.

- Tell me about that date last night.

Oh please tell me he was Ginuwine fine.

- Yes. - Without a receding hairline.

- Oo, no girl, he was fine.

I mean Daniel, he is so genuinely nice.

- Daniel, okay.

Good old Christian name, I like that.

Mm, I dated a Jedidiah once,

but I had to dump him after he made me do a Mary Magdalene role play.

- Girl what? That is crazy.

- I digress.

Did homeboy pay or did y'all split the bill?

- Pfft, girl, now you know how your girl roll.

- Wait, well lemme find out,

okay, so he was fine and paid?

Ooh, do he got a twin?

No, no, no, don't answer that.

I dealt with twins before,

and trust me, not all things are identical.

[Phone Vibrates]

- Oh girl, this is him texting me right now!

- What he say, what he say, what he say?

- He said, "Date was great." - Okay.

"Hope to see you again soon,

"and uh, sorry about your stalker situation."

- Stalker, since when you get a man to care about you like that?

- Remember I told you about the one dude who

keeps sending me cash on Zenmo?

- That's how stalkers is rolling these days?

- Yeah girl. - Oh, I need to get me one of those.

- Mhm. - Soul swipe, here I come!

- Girl, yes!

- Where's Genevieve?

Haven't seen her, Lucille, or the kids all day.

- They're probably out maxing out her credit card

on a shopping spree with her as we speak.

- Without my permission?

- Hey, at least she keeps you on your toes.

- Hm, she doesn't mind stepping on them either.

[Overlapped Chatter]

- Where have you been?

None of you have been answering your phones.

- There's no signal on the top of Goliath.

- Top of what?

- Genevieve rented out Seven Flags for the whole day for the kiddies and me.

You might call it casual Saturday.

- We rode golf carts from ride to ride,

went on everything twice and I threw up three times.

- Three times? See, I told you they was fine.

- But Aunt Genevieve couldn't go herself.

She had to attend the MWL meeting.

- Wait, what?

Going behind my back?

I'm going to that meeting.

She needs to be put in her place,

oh she gon' learn today.

- She gon' catch a case.

- Thank you so much for coming down to decorate the event space

to surprise out little Kimmie.

I'm just saying, I think she's gonna lose her mind when she sees it.

Salut.

- What in the home shopping network is this?

Genevieve, what have you done?

- Oh, she's losing her mind alright.

- No, no, I thought you would love it, right?

Now I even paid for everything so you wouldn't have to worry about anything.

Champagne?

Sacre bleu, no champagne!

Are you mad at me?

Honey, I was just trying to surprise you.

- Oh I'm surprised alright.

Surprised I didn't smack the yellow out of your bones.

This is too much.

- I specifically said-- - I know!

I was just tryna do something nice, you know?

When is the last time that your big sis

did something special for you?

- Never, not once!

- Oh Kim, she really put a lot of thought into this.

Don't hate, appreciate.

Us sistahs got to stick togetha'.

- Look Kim, she did this all out of love.

- That's not the point.

I wanted something subtle.

Not a "Real Housewives" reunion stage.

- But you love that show.

Oh, do you want me to throw this in your, oh.

So that was an accident,

but does it feel fun? - See that's the problem.

You always do what you want.

[Laughing] - Stupid.

- Alfonso, you're not gonna believe what my sister pulled this time?

- Did she finally buy us that yacht?

Ooh, I been waiting to rub that oil in my chest on a boat baby.

- No, no, she decided to decorate the entire event space

for the Moms Who Leisure club.

- Am I, am I missing something?

That's bad because...

- Because she went behind my back

and ignored my ideas to showcase hers.

She always does that.

She's been doing that, Alfonso.

Yeah, she's always tryna one up me and take all the credit.

I go on a diet, she goes vegan.

I post a picture of my Coach bag,

she posts a picture of her Louis Vuitton luggage.

I marry a man in my tax bracket,

she marries a millionaire.

No offense babe.

- Okay look, baby,

you can't let her get to you.

- Oh, no, no, I'm not letting her get to me.

Matter of fact, I wanna get to her first

so I can snatch those Taiwanese tracks.

But then I'd probably be banned from the club.

- See, see, see, silver lining.

Silver lining, you'd be banned from the club,

Chili's and Jamba Juice.

Now you a triple threat baby, you killing 'em out there.

- Come on, Kimmie.

I did not mean to make you upset.

- Okay, cit it out Genevieve.

My husband's not fooled by you anymore.

- Aye, aye, aye, aye!

Leave me out of this.

And remember, we don't got lace front shield, okay.

It's not in the budget baby.

You're on your own.

Y'all on your own.

- Kimmie.

Come on, this is silly, it wasn't like that.

Now I see now that I overstepped,

but I never meant to make you feel sidelined.

- Oh really?

- Yes really. [Kim Sighs]

Look I,

I know that I go overboard.

Okay, I know that, I just--

- What, what, what? Spit it out.

- I know I can be overbearing,

but I was just trying to do the right thing,

genuinely Kimmie--

- My name is not Kimmie.

It's Kimberly.

And this isn't about the event space,

or the club or any of that.

You've been doing this since we were kids, Genevieve.

- Oh, since we were kids, that's where we're going with this?

- That's where we're going. - Okay, well I'm sorry.

And I actually am sorry, by the way.

You know my life is not so perfect all the time.

You know my step-kids,

threw a Molotov cocktail at my Maserati, that was fun.

- Your Maserati.

- My husband's mistress...

drunk texts me every night.

Also fun.

But you, you know,

you just, the hair, and the friends, and the charm

you just-- - Ooh, oh.

- [mockingly] Oh, oh, oh, your poor little life.

You know what, mom and dad even gave you

the bigger piece of chicken at dinner.

- Alright, alright! - Alright yeah.

Because the size of the chicken determines your life value.

- You, Gen, you! - You know what, okay, you!

[yelling] Because it's not just that, it's everything.

It's--you glow!

You just walk around and you glow, okay.

And how am I supposed to keep up with that?

- What are you keeping up for?

There's nothing to keep up, we're not in a race.

- Then why do I always feel like I'm losing?

I mean I have a bigger house and a nicer car, obviously.

But I feel like I'm losing.

- You know Gen,

maybe you should find your own spotlight,

instead of always stealing mine.

[music plays]

[Knocking]

- Uh, Wayne what are you doing here

looking like a lost UberEats driver?

And how did you find my new spot?

- No, I went by your old place with your neighbor, Mrs. Robinson.

Little lady with the thick ass mustache, and the hole in her throat.

- Mhm. - Yeah.

[in smoker's voice] She gave me your forwarding address.

[normally] So I thought, why not surprise you.

You know, like old times.

- Like old times, when uh,

surprises meant borrowing my car and returning it on E.

- Yeah, those were the days.

- So can I come in?

You gon' leave me out here feeling like a Jehovah's Witness.

[Scoffs]

Actually.

when I saw you out the other night with old dude.

- Oh. - Hit me kinda hard.

- Hm, yeah.

And I wasn't expecting my date

to be paid for by my ex-husband.

Are you spying on me now?

- No, no, no, that was actually a coincidence.

- Oh. - No, I just happened to be at the same place

at the same time, accidentally

looking at you every five second.

- Mhm.

Okay, so Dewayne, what do you want?

You just came by to stroll down misery lane, or what?

- Mm-mm.

- I been thinking. - Oh.

- Aaliyah, we could be good together.

- DeWayne,

what happened the other night, it should've never happened, okay?

- Okay, yeah, maybe you're right, okay,

'cause paying for y'alls date nearly maxed out my credit card.

- See, that's what you get.

- It was a little forward. - Mhm.

- But what a flex. - Listen,

we shouldn't be doing this.

Whatever this is, okay?

[Nervous Giggling]

Ooh, have you been working out?

- Maybe we shouldn't.

[music plays]

- Wow.

- Kimberly, I'm so glad you could make it.

You look stunning.

- Gen, this is something.

- Ladies, ladies, if I could have your attention please.

Today is not just about wine,

and avoiding our households.

It's also about family and sisterhood.

I'd like us to raise our glass to my sister,

Kimberly, who is the real star of today.

- Star? Okay, here comes the set up.

- Kim, I owe you an enormous apology.

I overstepped by trying to change

your idea for this event without your consent

which is more deceptive than bringing store brought chicken to a cookout.

Which I admit I've done,

and it's wrong,

and I'm sorry.

I was misguided, okay.

I just, I thought that I was helping

by decorating this place to fit my expensive taste

which I have learned a valuable lesson,

about listening and supporting.

So that's why today we are celebrating

the way that Kimberly envisioned,

because her ideas are brilliant,

and worth appreciating.

Kimberly. Kimberly.

[All Chant]

No, please.

- Wow. That means a lot.

- Yeah.

- I just wanna say, you know growing up,

I always admired you.

Even when your Jheri curl caught fire at the prom.

- Ooh, girl my edges still haven't recovered. - Right?

- Don't make me cry.

My lashes are not waterproof.

- No more drama? - No more drama.

- I have to get back to my step kids before they burn down the kitchen, again.

- See the same thing almost happened to us last week.

- Nobody told me foil was flammable. - Stop, stop.

- I'm gonna miss you sis'.

- Yeah? Aw.

- Don't you forget to mail me those VIP tickets

to the Melanin Magic Show.

Whoo-hoo, I need some of Willy Wonka's chocolate.

- Oh my, now I got you, you know that auntie.

Alright family, I do, I have to go.

Bon voyage, and also wait,

I do have a parting gift.

[Both] What is it Aunt Gen?

- Just two backstage passes to Usher!

[All Oohing]

For Kimberly and me.

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