All language subtitles for Mind Your Business s02e05 Love Child.eng

[Light Music]

- If we just collect
your balance,

we are good for tonight's
game night.

- Oh, ah, you know, I heard
this venue was nice,

but nobody told me
you were the main attraction. [Cackling]

- Yeah, it is a couple
roller coasters up in here.

- Mm, baby, oh, ah!

Uh, about this early access fee,

uh, is there a discount
for loyal costumers?

- Sir.

This yo' first time up
in here man,

so the answer is no.

- Come on, babygirl,
you can't hook it up?

Because running things,
much like that dress,

looks real good on you.

- Sir, yeah, yeah, I'ma need you
to keep running these game nights,

'cause running game clearly
ain't your forte.

Uh, now, flattery will only
get you so far,

but a tip, that might
do a little something.

- 'Kay, here you go.

- Okay.

Yo' catering team can load in
at two.

- Uh, actually uh, noon
would really be better.

You know, 'cause they gotta
bring in the equipment, they gotta set up,

the little tchotchkes and stuff,
you know, get every uh,

okay, fair enough.

- Looks like 12 noon
just opened up.

Uh, oh, hello.

Welcome to Lucille's, where we
make our space your space.

I'll be right with you.

- Are we done here?
- Oh no, I'm just getting started.

I'm tryna see what that
smile taste like.

- [stuttering] You know, go.
- I'll be back.

I'll be back.
[Chuckling]

- Hi.
- I'm looking for Alonzo and Aaliyah Williams.

- Oh they're not in,

but if it's event related,
I can help you.

- It's related, but not
to the event.

Can you tell me
when they'll be in?

- If this is regarding that uh,

tax issue,

uh, Mia no habla Espa�ol,

no Ingleso, no French-o.
- What?

- No, no, I'm not with the tax--
- And we don't keep no cash on hand!

Uh, and if this is
a legal matter

then it don't count as served
unless you put it in my hands.

- I'm not here to serve anyone.

Can you just please
tell them that

Asia McDaniels stopped by
regarding a very urgent,

very personal matter?

- Mm-mm.
- Okay.

I'm just gonna go now.

- It still don't count though.

[Light Funky Music]

Hey um, you can put
these boxes

in our utility closet
in the back, okay?

- Uh-uh, what kind of gentleman
would I be to let you carry that?

- Oh, well soft-life me then
baby, thank you.

- Uh, Miss Mia.
- Uh huh?

- If you're sticking around,
I'd love to have you sample what we cooked up tonight.

- Oh, okay Jameel,
that's sweet of you.

- Not as sweet as you.

- Friend!
- Hey friend.

- Yeah.
- Oh, ooo.

Looks like somebody's interested
in more than a venue.

- What, that little baby,
come on!

That boy need to get his
weight up if he wanna go a couple rounds with me.

[Laughing]

Ugh, what was her name--
Asia!

She came in here to see
you and Alfonso.

Now I know she wasn't
a bill collector, and I didn't let her serve me so.

- Girl, now why would we
be getting served?

- Girl, I don't know what kind
of shady business

your brother got going on
in here.

I don't wanna know,

because of plausible
deniability.

- She left her card on the desk.
- Really?

Okay, I'ma let twin handle that,

'cause ya' girl got a full day
of self-care planned,

and I was only stopping by,
but uh,

looks like baby
is up for the challenge.

- Ugh.
- Just give him some Similac.

- Mm, well I like
con' in my 'gac.

- Girl sign me up for that.
[Cackling]

- Yeah, an indoor Slip N' Slide
seems like a liability for us.

Yeah, yeah, the water damage
alone.

I mean--you'd be using what
instead of water?

Oh, yeah, oh okay.

Uh, let us get back to you,
yeah, okay.

Uh, set up for tonight
going well?

- Yep, Mia said everything's
under control,

and it seems like she got
one of them catering cuties

under her spell too.

- What? Witchy-poo done
finally used her black magic

to get herself a man.

Tell him if he needs help,
blink twice.

- Easy on my friend.

I said that he seemed
into her.

- Oh, little Lee Lee,

Everybody is nice to
a smiling Rottweiler, okay.

Y'all two been out the game
so long, y'all done confused

common curtesy
for genuine interest.

Ain't nobody thinking
about Mia.

- Okay, whatever punk.

The messages for today.

Oh and Mia said someone
named Asia stopped by for us.

I don't know, I'm late
for a pedicure,

so I'ma let you handle that,
alright?

- Okay, normally I would object,

but them feet sound like
a course sandpaper hitting up against them slides.

- What?
- Hello, Alfonso Williams for...

Asia McDaniel?

Yeah. Yes, we are both here.

- Hi! Hello, I'm Asia McDaniel.

- Damn, that was fast.

You uh, staking out
the parking lot, or uh...

[Aggressive Laughing]

- Uh, okay um, I am late
for a meeting,

but my brother here
can help you, okay?

- Your brother?

So this is a family-run
business then?

- Yep, this is Lucille's.
Family-owned and operated for generations,

now named after my Aunt Lucille.

- Oh, that's sweet.

As in your mother's sister?

- Um, no, our mother
didn't have a sister.

- Are, are you looking to rent
the space, or--

- Well to be honest, no.

But I do have a question though.

Was your mother's maiden name
Laurence?

- Are you a psychic?

What, you tryna conjure up
something from the other side,

'cause we don't deal
with no ghosts. - No, no, no.

- Excuse us, Alfonso can
I talk to you?

- Yeah.
- Um, she's asking a lot of questions right?

And I've seen this on this show,
"How to Get Away With Scamming."

- Me too.
- I think she's tryna get our information.

- I think so too.
- Right!

- Excuse me, ma'am?
- Yes.

- Do you happen to be
from Nigeria?

- Mm, no.

- She's obviously lying.
- Yeah.

Okay, so um, what can we
help you with?

- I'm not here to hustle anyone.

Can you just tell me
if your mother's maiden name was Laurence?

- I mean, okay,
why is that relevant?

- Because according
to Kinfolkconnect.com,

my birth mother's name
was Velma Laurence.

- Ah!

Makes sense, you know,

Velma Laurence, common name,
especially on this side of Chicago.

- I think there's more to it
than that.

- Okay so, what are you
implying?

- Well according to this,

your mother and my birth mother

were the same woman.

[Light Techno Music]

- I just don't understand,
how could mama have another kid?

- Nobody every sat you down
and talked to you about the birds and the bees?

Ah, that might shed some light
on why your marriage didn't work out.

You didn't know what you was
doing in there.

- Wow, really Alfonso?

No, obviously,
I didn't mean how.

I meant how could she,
and we not know.

- Right, right?
- Thank you.

- I mean, I would expect this
from Henry, but not your mother.

What kind of freaky, sneaky
woman could get away

with hiding a whole pregnancy--

- Watch yourself.

- I'm not saying Mama V
was freaky sneaky.

So then, it must've been
before you were born, right?

How old is this woman?

- I don't know.

Thirty.

Fifty! I don't know.

Black don't crack.

- Okay, baby, you didn't think
to ask?

- Excuse me, pardon me,
I was too preoccupied

with the news that my mama
was a city girl

before she met papa.
- Oh come on Alfonso, really?

And what about daddy,
who's gonna tell him?

- Tell Henry what?

- Auntie, we thought
you were at Lucille's.

- I'm on my way down there now.

Uh huh.

What did I just walk into?

[Laughs]
Okay.

Then why don't I just give
my brother a call,

and we can get to the bottom
of whatever this is.

- Easy Auntie, okay.

That threat used to work
when we were little kids,

but we are full grown
adults now.

- You are never too grown
for me to put you across my lap.

And let me tell you
three something,

if this has anything to do
with my brother,

I have a right to know.

- Well, today we had a visitor,

who claims to be mama's
biological daughter.

- Is that what has y'all
all worked up?

- Did you not just hear
what he said, Auntie?

He said mama had another kid
with another man.

- I heard what he said.

And you both just need
to relax.

Henry knows all about her.

[All] What?

[Rhythmic Music]

- Why does it look like
a mortuary in here?

What is all this?

- These are all from
a secret admirer.

[Cackling]

- I haven't had a secret admirer
in a while,

but hello!

Auntie still has it, see!

I could still teach you young
girls a thing or two.

- Actually Auntie,
they're all for me.

- Oh, I'm sorry, here.
- Ah!

You licked that one,
that one's for you, boo.

- Well,

any idea who the mystery man
might be?

- Well, I thought maybe it was
from my ex, Calvin,

but I checked the postmark
and it wasn't from hell,

so I crossed him off the list.

- Well I'll tell you what,

Auntie's gonna help you find out
who the mystery man is.

Now, all I need,

is my whiteboard,

my markers, some tape,

my printer paper,

and a business suit that
Olivia Pope would wear.

- Okay.
- And another thing,

can you pull up season 12
of NCIS,

on the iPad for me?

- Why?
- I just love the way L.L. licks his lips.

Mm.
[Laughs]

Whoo, he gets my creative juices
flowing!

Hoo-hoo!

[Upbeat Music]

Oh, you are just in time.

I think I've got a pretty good
list of potentials.

- Auntie, what is all of this?

How did you get pictures
of all of my exes?

I mean, every one since high
school.

- Oh, well we've got to examine
all of our options.

- Well isn't this the guy
that runs past here

every morning?

Wait a minute,
is this Idris Elba?

Auntie, now we know,

Idris is a hell of a option,
I'm just saying, but golly -

- Girl no, this is Edris Elbow.
[Laughs]

But I'll tell ya' this,

I've been Jonesing for five
minutes with that Idris

ever since he played that
kingpin in "The Wire."

Oo-wee, now just in case,

we need to bring these men
in for questioning...

[Both] Keep him on the list.

- I told you there was a method
to my madness.

- I mean but how Auntie?

Really, I think you got
all they pictures and

detailed profiles
on all these men, how?

- Well you just mind
your business.

You give me 20 minutes and
a secure internet connection,

and I can find out
almost anything

on almost anybody, you hear?

- Alright, well,

sounds like those
computer courses down at the senior center

really been paying off.

- Ladies, what up though?

Got a delivery for a,
Mia Johnson.

- Um, that's me.

Uh, put it anywhere you can.

- Not a lot of space.
- Here, try there.

- Alright.

Mm-mm mm.

Somebody must really
want you cooking.

- Okay.

[Whistles]
[Snaps]

- Ugh, this is cray.

Hey Chris, you need anything?

- Nah, we all good,

but uh, I need to step out
for a bit.

Jameel will hold things down
until I get back.

- Oh, okay well,
we'll be right here.

- Good to know.
[Laughs]

[Snaps]
- I tell ya'...

What are you doing?

- I'm just tryna get a whiff
of your pheromones,

'cause these menfolks
don't seem to get enough.

Did you see the way
he looked at you?

- Chris ain't thinking about me,
plus he is way to young.

- Listen, the younger the berry,
the sweeter the juice.

- No Auntie, it's the blacker
the berry the sweeter the juice.

- Uh-huh, that too.
[Laughs]

- Hey babe.

Just checking on you, you okay?

- Oh no I'm good,
just processing.

It's a lot. It's a lot.

- Yeah, like
who would've thought,

our family would've had
more secrets than The Diddler.

- Well to be fair,
every family has secrets.

You're not the first one
to have a long-lost sibling

come out the woodworks.

- Okay, that may be true,
but you better not have no deep,

dark, secrets.

You better, you better let 'em
fly right now.

- Hush, you know I don't have
any deep, dark secrets.

- [dramatically] Please!

You know I see all them packages
you be sneaking in from yo' trunk.

You got some secrets.
[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Asia came looking for us,

because she wanted
to get to know our family.

I guess we should give her
a chance.

- What, whoa, no bro, like,

this woman is a stranger.

We don't know her
from a can of paint.

- Okay first of all Aaliyah,
we came out the same womb, same DNA,

that is not exactly a stranger.
- Huh?

- And secondly,

I already invited her over.

- Wait--
- What? Wow. [Doorbell Rings]

[Upbeat Techno Music]

[Laughs]
- So Asia,

what made you reach out now?

- Honestly, someone gifted me
with a subscription

to Kinfolkconnect.com.

A quick cheek swab later,
and well,

here we are.

[Together] Here we are.

[Clears Throat]
- Sorry for staring,

but you actually look like her.

And it's crazy I didn't
see that before.

- Finally, somebody
said something, I mean,

the resemblance is crazy.

Oh, and she even has
Mama V's mannerisms.

- Mhm, mhm.

Do you have uh,
any other siblings.

- No, not until now.

[Laughing]

- Doesn't, doesn't her laugh
remind you of mom's?

- No.

No, not at all actually.

- Excuse my sister,
she's the baby,

and she's acting like one
right now.

- I don't have to deal
with this, I have better things to do.

- It was a joke sis,
I'm sorry.

- Look, I, I didn't mean
to cause an issue for any of you.

- No, no, she just needs
time to process.

I'm gonna go talk to her.

[Rhythmic Music]

- Now Mia,

I didn't think that narrowing
down your secret admirer

out of this batch of bozos
was gonna be that hard,

but I think i cracked it.

- Okay, well, let's see
what you got Inspector Ratchet.

- That's right, well look,

only about seven of these men
are even

credit worthy enough to have
bought you all this stuff, Mia.

- I know Auntie.

The dating pool
has pee-pee in it.

Pickings are slim out here
in these streets. [Laughs]

- Uh huh, especially
when you picking

the lowest hanging fruit.
- I'm short.

- Now look here sweetie,

from here forward,

Auntie Lucille needs you
to reach a little higher.

Come on reach, reach higher,
higher!

There you go.

Now, I think I've got
the top three suspects.

- Really?
- Uh huh.

- Right here, whoa!

What in the Vice Lords
is going on here?

- We're looking
for a Mia Johnson?

- Who looking?
I did't do it, it wasn't me!

- I wasn't there.
- Don't talk.

Just listen.

[Falsetto Vocalizing]

? I see you girl

? 'Cause with every move
? You just light up the room

? All around you

? I'm so into you, girl

? I'm wondering

? What my world would like
? With you in my life

? on the daily

? If you were my lady

? Oh

? I wanna know ya'

? I wanna know your name

? Baby--
[Laughs]

[Vocalizing]

? I need to know

? Wanna know your name

? Maybe we could spend some time

? Talk a while, turn this spark
into a flame

[Vocalizing]

- Hi Mia.

- Hey Auntie.
- Hey.

- Jameel, you were my secret
admirer the whole time?

- I knew it!
- Not so secret anymore, huh?

Uh, I apologize
if I did too much but,

where I'm from, men court women.

[Laughs]
- How old is he?

- Oh, uh, well, hm.

I mean, the quartet, I mean
y'all can sang.

That was, that was cold,
you did that,

but, and all this stuff,
you could've gave me the money to pay my mortgage but...

I, I just don't know
what to say.

- You could start by saying
you'll join me for dinner tomorrow night.

[Light Music]

- Okay Aaliyah, we cannot
change the past,

but we get to choose
how we're gonna move forward.

- I'm trying.

I don't know how to feel.

You know this, she,
came out of nowhere.

- She is here now.

I mean are you really ready
to shut the door on getting to know your sister?

- I guess not?
- Okay!

Okay that's a start, good.

So I'm gonna bring her
in now, okay?

Okay ladies,

I think we should start
by saying what's on our hearts and minds.

[Clears Throat]

- Okay.

No shade to you,

but I am used to being my mom's
only daughter,

and now I'm just trying
to process all of this.

- And I get that,

and I'm so sorry for dropping
this bomb on you.

Discovering my birth mother,
then

finding out that I'd never
get a chance to know her

was a shock for me too.

But then, I found out
I had siblings

and it felt like a second
chance to get to know her.

Through you.

- I just, I just wish
I could talk to my mom.

And just ask her why.

Why she kept this a secret
from all of us?

- I bet no one wishes that
more than Asia.

- The truth is,

I envy you for having had
the opportunity to be your mother's daughter.

I didn't get to have that.

You all have a beautiful family,

and I just want to get
a chance to know you.

And I'm happy to take
things slow.

- Maybe you can start by
showing some photos of your mother.

- Would you like to see
some pictures,

of our mother?

- I would love to.

- Alright, let's go, come on.

- Hey pop, she's coming,
I think she's coming around.

Let me ask you something though,

uh, you sure ma didn't have
no secret son?

I hate being outnumbered.

I'ma call you back.

- What you in here
whispering about?

- Oh no, just bringing pop
up to speed on the three of y'all.

Duh.
[Laughing]

- You got him on the phone?

- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- What part of the world is he in now?

- Ah, they just taking the stage
in Budapest.

Yeah, yeah, so uh...

we good?

- I think we're good.
- Yeah.

- Oh babe, pull out the photo
album so we can help Asia get to know her family.

- I, I thought you said
we were good?

- No, we are good.

- So why you tryna
scare her off? [Laughs]

[Rhythmic Music]

- You mean to tell me,

- Mama V had a secret baby?
- Yes.

- Girl, I would've bet
all my money

that if anybody had a secret
baby crawling out they closet,

it was gon' be Henry.
- Right?

- Wow. And after talking to
daddy and hearing his side,

I actually understand why
he kept mama's secret all these years.

- Well now that you know
about Asia,

what's next?

- Well, it was a rough start,
right?

But, she's actually pretty cool.

And we just said we're gonna
take it slow,

and get to know each other.

- Aw, that is so good baby.
- Aw, so sweet.

- Honestly, I can't believe
ya' mama and daddy

kept that secret as long
as they did.

- Right, but now,
after all of this,

Mia, I know you gon' let
Jameel take you out on that date right?

- Oh, come on guys,
no y'all, I mean,

he was a nice guy or whatever,
but he ain't really my type.

- Not your type?
Now, what's wrong with you?

Wait a minute, wait, hold up.

A successful, entrepreneurial,

straight Black man,
who is also romantic,

and paid enough to shower
you with gifts?

Are you crazy?
Shoot, he's all our type.

- That part.
- He for everybody.

- Look at you Auntie,
making sense.

[Scoffs]

Oh, let me go get my man!

- Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on!

- Do y'all hear that?
- What?

The sound of hell freezing over.

This might be the first time
Mia's taken advice on anything.

- Go get your man.
[Laughing]

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