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The booking schedule
for this week is as dry as Aaliyah's chicken!
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- Well, I do have a friend
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who's planning a gender reveal
for her granddaughter.
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You okay turning this place
into a petting zoo?
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Because it's for
her pregnant pony.
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- If we can't land anything
else, I mean, why not?
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- Okay, perfect. Yes.
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That sounds great. Mm-hmm!
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Can you believe the commissioner
of Jack and Jane
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wants to host their
annual banquet here?
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- Wait a minute!
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You mean that social group that
teaches kids how to be stuck up?
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- No, they're sophisticated!
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And if this goes well,
Jordan and I can join
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and be connected to the nation's
top educational institutions.
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- And it sounds like they
check's gon' clear, baby!
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- Yes, yes, yes!
- We don't gotta worry about
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no pony droppings, alright?
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Music to my ears!
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- It's time to plan the luxury
party of all parties, okay?
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Harvard, here we come!
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[Kimberly Laughs]
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- Good work, baby!
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- Morning, family!
- Well, hello!
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- Dave and I have been enjoying
Lake Michigan on a yacht.
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- Yes.
- Oh, well, you need
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to take me on a
yacht next time!
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- Oh, you're welcome
anytime, Lucille.
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- Thank you.
[Dave Chuckles]
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- Oh, and this is my
brother, Alfonso...
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- Her twin brother, okay?
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So, I can tell when you been...
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..dipping your toes
in others' Jacuzzis!
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- Well, listen, you ain't
got nothing to worry about. It's only been a few weeks.
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And Aaliyah and I
have a great connection.
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[Phone Chimes]
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Oh, whoa, I gotta
go catch this tee time, okay?
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- Okay...
- Wait, wait up. You play golf?
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- Uh...
- What's your home course?
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- Medinah.
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- The top country club
in Chicago, Medinah?!
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- Yeah, I'm a member there.
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You know, we got an opening
if you wanna come out there and play with us.
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- I absolutely want
to play Medinah!
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- Ah, alright,
that sounds great!
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- Hey, Lucille,
it was a pleasure.
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Babe, I'll hit you up
after, okay?
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- Okay.
- Hey, matter of fact,
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got some new clubs in the car.
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You may wanna check 'em out.
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- Boy, what you playing with?
Let me get in the bag!
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- Let's go!
- Let's see what's in the bag.
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[Both Laughing]
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- You know, that's sweet.
They're getting along.
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- I know, I mean,
it's great! I'm happy
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'cause oh, my gosh,
Dave has us everywhere!
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I mean, hiking, zip-lining,
helicopter rides.
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I am tired, Auntie!
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Sometimes, I just want to,
you know,
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curl up in my pajamas and
binge-watch Christmas movies.
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- Chris--
- Yes.
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- Spoken like a true cat lady!
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- How many of these
chairs you gonna need?
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- Uh, no. Those prison chairs
do not match the color scheme.
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We will import cushioned
white ones.
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Can't having butt cheeks
falling asleep at the banquet.
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- You know, this is really
perfect for you, Kimberly.
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You found another little
bougie community.
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- I am not bougie!
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- Ha! You eat nachos
with chopsticks.
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Yes, you are!
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- How else are you
supposed to eat it?
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[Lucille] Hey, everybody!
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Look what Jordan
and I whipped up.
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- Isn't it beautiful, Mommy?
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- Um, yeah, Auntie.
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Baby's breath is such a
last-minute side chick flower.
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Can we try again with roses?
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- You got some roses money?
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- Actually, I do!
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This membership is
important for Jordan's future.
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I am investing in this
luxurious party
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and sparing no expense.
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- Does your cheap-ass
husband know?
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- Girl, he probably
breaking out in hives.
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- He is a hive.
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- And then he steps up
to swing, right?
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And the ball flies right
into the hole!
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- Oh, ha-ha...
- It was unbelievable!
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- Wow, well, I'm glad you
had fun with my brother.
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- The best of times.
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You know, I don't understand
why you didn't introduce me to him right away.
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It's tough to find
down-to-earth people these days.
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You know, ones that actually
like to get out.
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You know, most of the
people I work with?
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They just want to sit at home
and watch Christmas movies all day.
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- Christmas movies?
- Mm-hmm.
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- They do say opposites
attract, you know?
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- Nah, nah, nah, not with me!
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You know, you gotta get
out and see the world!
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You know, get the blood pumping.
That's why you and I,
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we get along so well, ah!
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[He Laughs]
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- Okay, well, uh, what else
do you like about me?
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- What?
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You're smoking hot, duh! Have
you ever looked in a mirror?
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And besides,
you look good on my arm!
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[He Laughs]
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- Uh, waitress? Can I get
another one of those drinks?
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And make it a double!
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"Alfonso's so smart!
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"Alfonso's such
a great golfer!"
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I could not get this man
to stop talking about my brother last night!
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- What's the problem?
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You said you wanted
them to be friends.
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- Yeah, but I didn't know
it would lead to the ick, okay?
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- Yeah.
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- And then he couldn't even tell
me why he likes me so much
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except for the fact that
I am "smoking hot".
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- Ha! Smoking hot?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What, are you his first
Black woman?
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- Right?
- Smoking hot.
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- I just want somebody
who's a little deeper.
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You know, not just based off
of status, looks, and money.
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- Girl. Status, looks and money?
Gimme all he got!
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Come on. Beam me up, Scotty,
with all of that!
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- Oh.
- Girl, come on.
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You know these men are idiots.
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- Mm.
- Just give Dave another chance.
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He might redeem himself today.
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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- Well, he is supposed
to take me
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to the Museum of Priceless Art.
- Okay.
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- Where they have
Basquat's finger paintings
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and the ear that
Van Goff cut off.
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- Friend, it's Basquiat, okay?
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And Van Gogh. Bother!
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- Oh, so they were Creole?
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- Ooh!
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Good thing you're pretty
but, you know what?
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I'm just glad he likes to
take you out, you know, and I will give him that.
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- I mean, he does seem perfect,
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but I'm really not
that into him.
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- No?
- Mm-mm, and actually,
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he was supposed to be here
over an hour ago to pick me up!
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[Phone Buzzing]
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- Uh...
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I know where he's at.
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- I knew it.
It's another woman, isn't it?
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- Uh, well, um, you sure
you want to know?
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- Yeah, I do, I do.
- You don't wanna know!
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[Overlapping Chatter]
- Stop playing, girl!
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[Alfonso] You already know
what it is!
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VIP out here at the Cubs game
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with my future brother-in-law!
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You the man, Dave!
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[Dave and Alfonso Laugh]
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You know what it is, baby.
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We outside!
[Bat Cracks]
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- Oh, home run, baby!
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Home run!
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[Both Shouting]
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- You know what, I got this.
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You know, ah!
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You want me to go
handle this for you?
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- I got this, I got this!
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- I'ma be right back.
- Okay!
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Okay.
["Take Me Out to the Ball game" Plays]
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- Ooh!
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- Okay, Auntie.
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I need to make a decision
on tablecloth color.
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Champagne or cappuccino?
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- Now, Kimberly, why can't
we use the tablecloths we already have?
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- The ones with
the holes in them?
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Those old, ashy things
look like they fell off a mummy.
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I'm ordering both.
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[Alfonso Laughing]
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[He Sings]
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[Both] Hey!
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- Snugglebutt! Just the man
I needed to see.
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- "Snugglebutt"?
- No!
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(quietly) Not in front of
company, "Thick'ums".
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(normal) Anyway, you
remember my boy, Dave?
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We just had the time of our
lives at the game!
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Oh, yes we did!
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- That's great, babe.
I need to order new tablecloths for the banquet.
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- Oh, okay. That's great, babe.
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But did you see me catch
that walk-off,
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game-winning home run?
Oh, yeah!
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- That's great, babe.
I need your card.
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- Here, go ahead.
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Go and take that, go ahead.
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No, I'm winning today.
Had a good day!
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Auntie!
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- Yes, nephew.
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- Did you see me on TV?
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- I was just mad that I
wasn't there with you.
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- You know what? I promise
I'll make that happen next time.
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- Uh-huh.
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Aaliyah didn't want to
go with y'all, huh?
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- Auntie, you know
Aaliyah don't like baseball.
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- Oh, wait. Aaliyah!
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I, whoa...
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- I can't believe you had
the audacity to stand me up!
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And with my own brother?
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- Li-Li, it's not
what it looks like.
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- Oh, it's exactly
what it looks like.
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Yeah, I saw you two all
bro'd up in the VIP.
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- Oh, no, no...
- And you were ignoring all of my calls!
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- No, it wasn't like that
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'cause it was,
'cause the way it was set up,
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the reception had been--
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- Okay, you know what,
you stay out of this.
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- Nephew, that's a good idea.
You stay out of that.
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Come on over here and
have some popcorn with Auntie.
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- Look, baby, I'm sorry.
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I just, I got too into the
game and forgot to call you.
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But you know what? The
art museum is not closed yet,
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so hell, let's get--
- No, no, no, after you pick my brother over me?!
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No, this relationship is over.
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- I'm just gonna let myself out.
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Fons.
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Lucille.
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- Not like this.
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Not like this, Dave!
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Not like--
Why would you
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crush that man's
soul like that?!
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He said he was sorry!
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- No, he got what he
deserved, "Fons"!
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Okay, and you know what,
this little bromance thing you got going on?
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It ends now, too!
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- Come on, sis!
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- No, no, no, no,
you've had your fun!
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Leave my sloppy seconds alone!
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[She Huffs]
- Sloppy seconds?
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And he's a Scorpio!
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[Alfonso] Why do I have to stop
hanging out with Dave
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just 'cause he
and Aaliyah broke up?
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Am I wrong for this?
244
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,795
- Let me think.
245
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:22,630
Yes!
246
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:23,664
- Wow!
247
00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:25,866
Wow!
248
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,434
You're taking her side?
249
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,136
That's crazy, Kim!
250
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,838
You see, me and Dave?
251
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,472
We click!
252
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,475
You know, we have fun,
and Dave needs me right now!
253
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,811
- I don't care how you
try to spin this, Alfonso.
254
00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,312
It still doesn't make it right.
255
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,148
- Well, and who is she
256
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,651
to tell me who I can
hang out with, huh?
257
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,152
I'll stop hanging out with Dave
258
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,320
when she stops hanging out
with Mia, mm-hmm!
259
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,322
- Okay, when did
you and Mia date?
260
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,190
[He Gags]
261
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,560
- (shouts) Never!
262
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,195
(normal) And that's
not the point.
263
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:59,199
What me and Dave have
is special, baby!
264
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,002
And it's not a big deal!
265
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,036
[Phone Chimes]
266
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,374
- Wingstop texted you,
"Are you up?
267
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,242
"Sorry you had to
see that tonight."
268
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,845
Don't you think changing Dave's
contact in your phone
269
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,046
is a bit extreme?
270
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:17,517
- Desperate times call for
desperate measures.
271
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,886
[**]
272
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,857
- Now, Auntie, this is what
I call a centerpiece.
273
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,158
Bravo!
274
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,860
Where are you storing
all the other ones?
275
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:27,861
- The other ones?
276
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,230
Ha! I wasn't wasting my time
277
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,500
making an army of centerpieces
only so you could say,
278
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,703
(in accent) "Oh, Auntie Lucille,
279
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:39,572
"those white roses are
so funereal!"
280
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,875
- Well, obviously,
you weren't thinking
281
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,544
because one
centerpiece will never do!
282
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,915
I need you to make at least 20
so that we can have one for each table!
283
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,216
Now, chop-chop!
284
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,417
- Oh-ho!
285
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,720
- (normal) Oh, you keep
talking to me like that,
286
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,723
I'm gon' chop-chop
something up alright.
287
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:56,924
Ha!
288
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,027
- Look, Mommy!
Mia brought these cool games
289
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,929
for me and the other kids!
290
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,732
- Oh, honey.
291
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,734
Well, these games
are for children
292
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,069
of a different social stature.
293
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,404
I mean, cornhole?
294
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,707
Uh, this has to be far
classier, sweetie.
295
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,076
I'm thinking bocce
or pickleball.
296
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,578
- Okay, Kim. We're just doing
the best we can, okay?
297
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,213
- With what we got.
- Mm-hmm.
298
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,416
- And now I know that good help
is hard to come by these days.
299
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,719
- Call me the help again
300
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,254
and you gon' need some.
301
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,424
- Oh!
302
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,262
Oh, Eva, what
a riveting surprise!
303
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,898
- Kimberly, darling!
304
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,933
[Both] Muah, muah!
305
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,436
- Well, I just stopped in
to check out the aesthetics
306
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,939
for the Jack and Jane banquet.
307
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:49,943
This place won't look like this
when my esteemed guests arrive, will it?
308
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,145
- Oh, of course not!
309
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,148
- Thank heavens,
you had me worried there for a split second.
310
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,650
- Absolutely, we're in the
beginning stages.
311
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:01,654
I ordered new table cloths
and Versace coasters.
312
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,625
You won't even recognize this
place come time for the banquet!
313
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,960
(chuckling) Let's go this way.
314
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,161
- 'Cause that...
315
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,798
- Y'all better fix this!
316
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,665
[**]
317
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,668
[Both Laughing]
318
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,670
- Hey, man.
319
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,606
The golf trip of a lifetime is
320
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,608
right around the corner, Fons!
- Ooh-wee!
321
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,610
- You know, I should just wait
and surprise you.
322
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:27,047
- No, no, tell me now.
I can't handle suspense!
323
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,117
- Well, with my connections,
324
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,485
we get to play with Tiger Woods
at the Masters.
325
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,487
Ha-ha!
- What?!
326
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,289
I must be dreaming.
327
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:39,526
- Nah, man. It's gonna be
on and poppin'!
328
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,494
I was gonna bring Aaliyah, but--
329
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,496
- No, no, no, no!
330
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,498
Hey, it's alright, bro.
331
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,301
- Yeah.
- Hey, there's plenty of fish
332
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,837
in the sea.
333
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,205
- Yeah, you right,
you right, you right.
334
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,842
Plus, I invited one of
my other buddies instead.
335
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,510
- Hey, any friend of yours
is a friend of mine!
336
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,012
[Both Laugh]
337
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,513
- Hey, what's up, Dave?
338
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,149
- Hey, Marques!
What's up, baby?
339
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,550
- What's going on, man?
340
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,185
What's he doing here?
341
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,319
- Wait a minute.
342
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,888
You know Marques James?
343
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,860
- I know he stabbed me
in the back.
344
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,494
- Aw, here he go.
Hey listen, man--
345
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,163
- Whoa, let me guess.
346
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,698
This is like some
rival frat thing?
347
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,033
Listen, man.
348
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,202
I don't wanna get in y'all
personal business or anything,
349
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,371
but y'all gotta let the past go
350
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,206
if you want
to walk into the future.
351
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,107
Hmm?
352
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,541
- I don't know, Dave.
353
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,543
- Y'all can keep
beefing all y'all want,
354
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,579
but the Master's trip is over.
355
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:33,914
It's your choice.
356
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,752
[Both] Alright, alright...
357
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,889
- Check it out, Alfonso.
358
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,557
We've been going at each
other for way too long now.
359
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,259
- I wholeheartedly agree.
360
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,529
- Now, I've never
said this before.
361
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,765
But we didn't win that
championship without you tutoring me.
362
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,636
I'm sorry it took me so long
to thank you for that.
363
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,073
- That's, that's all,
364
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:04,577
that's all I've ever wanted
to hear, Marques.
365
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:08,781
I'm sorry I've held
a grudge for so long.
366
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,452
- Alright, man.
[Dave Laughs]
367
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,257
- And they say that guys
can't do therapy!
368
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,293
Reunited!
That's what I love to see.
369
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,461
Alright, we need a toast.
370
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,332
Alright, so fellas.
371
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,334
To brotherhood.
372
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,937
[Both] To brotherhood!
373
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,773
[Lucille] There she is!
374
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:37,444
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you ladies doing in here?
375
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,779
The banquet starts in a few
hours and I guarantee
376
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,915
everything is not set and
ready to go.
377
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,984
- Oh, we stay ready.
- Ready to rumble.
378
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,652
- Oh, I doubt that!
379
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,987
Mia, mop the floor.
380
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,289
Aaliyah, pick up fresh
caviar from the wharf.
381
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,993
Jordan, Auntie, I need you to
put the Versace coasters on every table.
382
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,328
Let's get moving, people.
We don't have all day!
383
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,965
- Okay, your reign of terror?
384
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,299
It ends now!
- Now!
385
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,134
- Now!
- Kimberly.
386
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,504
[**]
387
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,174
[**]
388
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,144
- We are wasting valuable time
we could be using
389
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,946
to make this place look magical!
390
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,282
- Don't you think we've
done enough, huh?
391
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,650
- This is for Jordan
and her future!
392
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,851
- Uh, really?
393
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,387
Is it, though?
394
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,190
- Don't drag me into this,
Mommy.
395
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,658
I'm just a child being used
for free labor!
396
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:29,329
- Well, the way I see it, you're
just worried about those Stepford Wives
397
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,998
not seeing you as one of them.
398
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,533
- That is not it at all!
399
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,136
Okay, maybe a little.
400
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,038
But doesn't everyone
want to be accepted?
401
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,007
- We already accept you!
402
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,176
- Listen, you don't have to
keep up with them, Kimberly.
403
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,844
They need to be
keeping up with you!
404
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,013
- Say it, Auntie.
- Yes, 'cause girl,
405
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,847
you are smart,
you are beautiful,
406
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,350
and ambitious and kind!
[Mia Tutting]
407
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,819
- You're the best
mommy in the world.
408
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,823
- That's right, and your biggest
treasures are inside.
409
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,326
- Oh, you're just saying this
to stop me from being so bossy.
410
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,393
- Yep!
411
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,064
What? You taught me not to lie.
412
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,833
- And those things
can still be true, right?
413
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,368
- Okay, I'll lighten up
from here on out
414
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,869
and I'll be more myself.
415
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:14,241
- (laughs) Well, I think that
we can forgive you.
416
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,576
Now, I'm gonna go
in the back office
417
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,079
and grab some
of those centerpieces.
418
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,881
- I'm still shocked that Alfonso
419
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,917
approved all these
expensive-ass decorations.
420
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:28,221
- Yeah, well he's too busy
chasing Dave around town to even notice.
421
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,556
- Wait, what?
422
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,724
He told me they were finished.
423
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,694
Okay...
- Ooh, oh!
424
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,229
[Mia Chuckles]
425
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:39,566
- Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee!
426
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:43,203
Tormenting us and snitching on
your husband in the same day?
427
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,105
Oh, you on a roll today, baby!
428
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,940
- Tiger ain't ready for us, boy!
429
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,777
I heard he got a back injury.
I think I can get him, uh-huh!
430
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,246
- Uh-oh, round two!
431
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,947
- Who you talking to?
- Uh, uh,
432
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,417
uh, this is Jake from
State Farm, sis!
433
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,086
Uh, I gotta go, Jake!
434
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,254
Okay, I'll talk to you,
I'll talk to you soon.
435
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,791
- You were talking to him ,
weren't you?
436
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,094
- Okay, look, sis.
I can explain...
437
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,297
- No-no-no, 'cause you know
how I feel about this!
438
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,465
Do you love him, Alfonso?
439
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,104
- I am not going to answer
such a charged question!
440
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,106
Dave provides something to me
441
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,308
that no one else can
provide, sis.
442
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,809
- Betrayal?
443
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,112
Just so you can get
flew'd out?!
444
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,147
Are you a City Girl now?
445
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,448
Unbelievable!
446
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,950
I mean, you out of all people
447
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,953
know how hard it's been for
me since my divorce.
448
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,922
I just thought you knew
better than this, Alfonso.
449
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,457
I really did!
- Sis, sis.
450
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,325
Wow.
451
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,860
[He Sighs]
452
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:41,828
[Door Slams]
453
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,663
[**]
454
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,668
- Do you think it's going well?
455
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,470
- Are you kidding me?
456
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,972
Everyone is loving this party!
457
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,642
Kimberly, you did
such a great job.
458
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,179
- And look, Jordan even made
some new friends!
459
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,714
- So, what's your mom's
credit score?
460
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,816
- What's a credit score?
461
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,486
- Probably in the 600's.
462
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,988
[Kimberly] Aw, that's so cute!
463
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:09,989
How do I look?
464
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,492
- A snatch baby, yes!
- Smashing!
465
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,527
- I found this dress
at a thrift shop.
466
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,196
[Mia Shushing]
467
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,198
- Y'all, they don't need
to know the origin.
468
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,200
I stole these from Aaliyah.
469
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,634
- Wait, what happened?
- Hmm?
470
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,837
- Oh! Alfonso's stealing my man,
471
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,006
and my girl is
stealing my earrings!
472
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,875
- I was gonna give these back.
473
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,410
- Those are my favorite!
- Come on!
474
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,645
- Oh, here comes Eva.
- Okay.
475
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,047
You've got this, Kimberly.
Be yourself.
476
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,184
- Kimberly, darling!
477
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,719
You look beautiful.
- Thank you!
478
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,022
- I must say I am truly
impressed with this place.
479
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,893
You know, you really know how
to turn a lump of coal into a diamond.
480
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,028
- Well, you know, I just work
with what I've got.
481
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,531
- Well, I find it
truly adorable.
482
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,868
- Eva, should the opportunity
present itself,
483
00:18:55,902 --> 00:19:00,240
what are the odds, say, Jordan
and I could join Jack and Jane?
484
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:04,711
- Well, we're full right now,
but I'm sure down the line
485
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,413
something can be arranged.
486
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,080
- That is amazing.
487
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,750
- Well, look. Ladies?
488
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,553
Come meet Kim.
489
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,088
She is an aspiring member.
490
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,927
Oh my word.
491
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,062
Do you see
that little girl's hair?
492
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,064
Oof!
- Oh, wow. Stunning!
493
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,234
- Stunningly hideous!
494
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,769
And against our dress code.
495
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,905
- Your dress code includes
a girl's natural hair?
496
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,140
[Eva] You know what?
497
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,609
A Jack and Jane spot
just opened.
498
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,246
They're out and you're in!
499
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,582
As long as you don't
devalue Jordan
500
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:47,119
by letting her waltz around with
an ugly bird's nest on the top of her head.
501
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,890
- Uh, okay. I don't know who
you think you're speaking to, Eva,
502
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,125
but I'm not about
to sit here and let you degrade
503
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,927
a precious little girl
and her hair.
504
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,264
- Our policy clearly states--
505
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,599
- I don't give a damn
what your policy states,
506
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,634
and if this is how
you treat your members,
507
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,471
then I don't give a damn
about Jack and Jane either!
508
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,138
Enjoy your party.
509
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,740
[Lucille] Oh, you did it!
510
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,443
Kimberly, yes!
That's the way to do it!
511
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,613
Being myself actually felt
pretty good.
512
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,317
[**]
513
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,153
- Oof! Where is this joker at?
514
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,324
[Murmuring]
Whoop, oh!
515
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,793
There he is, ha-ha!
516
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,928
Hey, man.
You know, Tiger's private jet
517
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,930
is leaving for Augusta
later tonight!
518
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,799
You got your bags packed?
519
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,002
[Anguished Sigh]
520
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,140
- I can't go on the
golf trip with you, Dave.
521
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:41,974
- What?!
522
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,643
- It's not you.
523
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,045
It's me! Shh!
524
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,816
Shh! Well, it's my sister, okay?
525
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,651
But you.
526
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:56,689
You have brought so much
joy into my life.
527
00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:01,994
I will never, ever forget us!
528
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,030
[Hits Table]
- Is that it?
529
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,500
- That's it.
530
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,402
- You know, Fons?
531
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,172
We really could've
been something.
532
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,508
- Alfonso!
533
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,543
You ready to tear up the course?
534
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,845
- Hey, hey, hey!
Give him some space, man.
535
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,179
- What happened?
536
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,915
- I'll tell you on the jet.
537
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,851
- On the jet?!
538
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,919
[Alfonso Whimpering]
539
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:31,891
- Goodbye!
540
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,394
- I'm gonna miss you!
541
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,564
- Oh!
542
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,699
Thank you!
543
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,034
Okay, I know this is hard.
Okay?
544
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,871
But there will be plenty
other Daves. Okay.
545
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,873
- I don't know if I'ma
be able to make it.
546
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,207
- Okay, you're gonna make it.
547
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,610
We'll go get a pint of
ice cream, cheer you up?
548
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:51,911
Hmm?
549
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,716
Dave!
550
00:21:56,766 --> 00:22:01,316
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