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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:03,829 [??] 2 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:06,093 The secret to good eggs 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,095 is you gotta cook 'em low and slow, Auntie! 4 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:11,533 - Oh, please. Everybody knows it's high and fast! 5 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:13,143 - Oh, like you was in the '80s? 6 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:18,279 - Why did Ms. Anderson have to give us this science project over the weekend? 7 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,150 - Oh, well that sounds fun, honey. 8 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:21,108 - What you working on this time? 9 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,587 - The solar system model. 10 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:23,719 - Oh, good! 11 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,982 Maybe you can use your daddy's head 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,549 as a canvas for the planets! 13 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:29,377 - Oh, and maybe you can get sent to a nursing home. 14 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,204 - Oh! 15 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:33,555 - Uh, somebody's in a good mood this morning. 16 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:35,818 - [sing-song] AJ's got a boyfriend! 17 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,212 - What? 18 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,170 - Well, thanks a lot, "Chatty LaBelle". 19 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,173 - Oh, okay, okay. 20 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,045 So, you dating somebody? 21 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,786 - Yeah, I was gonna wait to tell you guys 22 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,875 until I knew it was something serious. 23 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,400 - Well, how long have you been seeing this boy? 24 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:55,272 - Two excruciatingly-long... 25 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,317 ..days! 26 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,623 - Aw, well I'm happy for you, baby. 27 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,278 - I remember my first relationship. 28 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:03,411 Ah, young love. 29 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,021 - Aw! What was his name? 30 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,154 - Young Love. He was a rapper I dated 31 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:08,764 back in high school. 32 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:12,376 Now, he's flying high, looking down at all of us. 33 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,812 - Oh no, he passed away? 34 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,162 - What? No! 35 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:18,121 He flies planes for Southeast Airlines. 36 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,862 - All right, kids. It's time to head out. 37 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,037 - Oh, Kimberly. 38 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,431 I don't mind taking the kiddies to school today. 39 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:27,304 Auntie is itching to know more about AJ's new man. 40 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:30,046 Now, I want all the tea kettle! 41 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,135 Okay, it's just the tea, Auntie. 42 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,006 You drop the kettle, just you want the tea. 43 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:35,617 The tea, the tea... 44 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,880 Well, I want the tea, the espresso, 45 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,621 and the latte, baby! 46 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,884 - No, no, no, no, no. Bring it on in, bring it on in 47 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:43,668 right here, ear to here! 48 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:46,193 No funny business. 49 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,325 No promises, Dad. I am your son. 50 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:50,849 - Come on, kids. Let's go. 51 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,199 - Get your lunchbox. Bye-bye! - Drink your water. 52 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,461 See ya, come on, or we'll be late. 53 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:55,071 - My, my, my, my, my. 54 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,420 - It's just puppy love, honey. 55 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,857 - Puppy love? - It's a good thing, yes. 56 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:03,123 Okay, well if that kid breaks his heart, 57 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,864 I'ma break out my old track spikes. 58 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,083 [Makes Shooting Noise] - Okay. 59 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,650 Easy there, "Insane Bolt". 60 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,087 Let's just keep the peace and your knees intact. 61 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,133 [??] 62 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,875 - Yes, and over here, 63 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,835 we can set up your spades tournament for your corporate game night. 64 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,445 - All of this. - Yeah, it's cute! 65 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:24,448 But what makes it better than Jagger's Joint? 66 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,493 Wait, Jagger's Joint? 67 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,495 Oh, is that Jay-Z's new restaurant he opened up? 68 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:29,366 No, girl, that's Jigga's Joint. 69 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:30,237 Golly, come on now! 70 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,109 You seriously haven't heard of Jagger's Joint? 71 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,198 It's the new hotspot lounge up the street. 72 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,331 It's fabulous! 73 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,246 They have smart tables and toilets 74 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,683 that change colors to match your mood. 75 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:45,643 They even serve sushi rolled on little tech skateboards 76 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,254 straight to your table! 77 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:48,690 Sounds innovative. 78 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,913 and delivered over to your table but we sure can 79 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:58,003 ? T-Tootsie roll over to your table 80 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:01,311 ? T-Tootsie roll over to your table! ? 81 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,486 Not the same. 82 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,313 - Okay. 83 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,315 - Well, you know what? I'm sure 84 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,274 we can make this to your liking somehow, you know? 85 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:08,318 It's whatever you like. 86 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:09,885 I don't know. 87 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:13,280 I mean, this is nice for a mom-and-pop hole in the wall, 88 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:18,415 but Jagger's, it's more, you know, modern. 89 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,504 Well, the hell with you then! 90 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,202 If you don't like this place, 91 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:25,988 you can do the bouncy bounce and get up out of here! 92 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,119 Come on! 93 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:29,296 - N-N-No, no, no, don't listen to her, okay? 94 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,298 I know we may not have the tech-savvy decor 95 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,517 like the other place, but trust me. 96 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:36,520 We know how to turn on the sophistication when needed. 97 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:40,524 And we can turn up the South Side Chicago when needed, too! 98 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:43,179 I think we're gonna go with Jagger's place, 99 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,572 but thanks for the tour! 100 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,313 Get outta here before I deep-dish you! 101 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,140 You know what? I can't! 102 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,968 - Girl, how are you gonna go chase... 103 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,187 [Overlapping Arguing] 104 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,362 - Mia, Mia! 105 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,190 Come meet Jagger. 106 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,844 - More like "Jacker". 107 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:59,282 - He's the one who opened up that new spot up the street. 108 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,327 Yes, so I've heard. 109 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,329 - It is a pleasure to meet both of you. 110 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,374 God, this place is so amazing! 111 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,420 Aunt Jemima would be proud! 112 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,204 RIP. 113 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:11,425 I just wanted to stop by because I've heard so much about this place 114 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:14,515 and, like, oh, you are theLucille! 115 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:17,213 The epitome of Black Girl Magic! 116 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,562 Aw, so iconic! 117 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,999 Looking like a sexy Matrix character! 118 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:25,787 My place doesn't even compare to the history of Lucille's place. 119 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:29,443 Ah, I just love Black-owned businesses, huh! 120 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,054 They're just so... Black! 121 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,883 I'ma give him a black eye! 122 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:38,452 Jagger, you are a sweetheart! 123 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,192 I know you don't run the place anymore, 124 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:42,456 but I'd love for you to mentor me. 125 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:43,805 Show me the ropes, you know? 126 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,763 What do you like, what are you into, 127 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:48,288 what's O.P.P. and how do I get down with it? 128 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,854 [Lucille Laughs] 129 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:54,250 Jagger, I would love to! 130 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,383 And besides, you know, there's nothing wrong 131 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,515 with a little friendly competition. 132 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,388 There's all love here. 133 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:03,520 Let me show you around the place, come on! 134 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,827 [Mia] Did he just give a...? 135 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,481 Could you go get your Auntie?! 136 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,265 Auntie is smart, okay? Look. 137 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,312 She can smell phony a mile away, and she ain't buying nothing that man was selling! 138 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,488 Trust me! Trust me, she got this. 139 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,054 - Okay, okay. - Yeah... 140 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,056 - ? L is for Lucille, 141 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,841 ? L is for Lucille. 142 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:22,060 Flash that thing for the people, Queen! 143 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,889 Unh! Come to Jagger's for Watermelon Wednesdays! 144 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,587 [Both] Ahhh! 145 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,459 - You know what? It doesn't... It looks to me like 146 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:32,375 she done bought it, sold it, and opened up a damn franchise! 147 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,898 [??] 148 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,816 - Jordan, what in the world is going on in here? 149 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,036 I'm creating the universe! 150 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,038 - No, you're creating a mess! 151 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,649 And I told you to put a towel down before using the glue. 152 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:48,391 Look, you got Uranus stuck to my coffee table. 153 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,089 The universe can't be contained. 154 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:53,396 Okay, well the universe better contain itself to your room 155 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,398 before I get my asteroid belt. 156 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,531 Upstairs now. 157 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:58,880 - Man... 158 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:02,274 - Lord, these kids think I run a daycare and a cleaning service. 159 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,320 - Uh, what in the Big Bang? 160 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,539 Exactly! 161 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,889 I feel like I'm always cleaning up after these kids. 162 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,673 I'm so tired, Alfonso. 163 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:10,761 - Come here. 164 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,198 Don't stress, baby. 165 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:16,898 You know, how about I take you to that Caribbean spot you've been wanting to try? 166 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,421 Ooh, Arnold's Caribbean Pizza? 167 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:19,640 Now, you know that's been on my list. 168 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,381 It's my week off, I'm all yours, baby! 169 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,121 - [in accent] Well, that's a good ting, you know? 170 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,862 - [in accent] Good ting, good ting! 171 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,516 - Hey Mom, can I get some gas money? 172 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,909 [normal voice] Gas money? 173 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,693 Do I look like an ATM machine to you? 174 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:30,912 No, not exactly. 175 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:33,654 You're, like, less boxy, more curvy! 176 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:34,916 All right, that's my cue. Back in a few-- 177 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,745 - Now, hol' on. Hol' on, [normal voice] pump your brakes. 178 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:46,362 What's this on your neck? 179 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,146 - What's what? - On your neck. 180 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,453 Oh, this? Oh, it's probably just a hickey or something-- 181 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,455 That ain't no hickey, boy! I know what a hickey looks like. 182 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,588 - You do? - Yeah, from what you do to me! 183 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,590 You was, like, a vampire gripping all over my... 184 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,766 [sputters] Never mind. Stop playing with me. 185 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,246 What is it, AJ? 186 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:02,770 Uh... 187 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:03,988 A tattoo. 188 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:04,989 A tatt-- 189 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,167 Permission to tattoo my hands around this man's neck? 190 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,342 Permission granted. 191 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,779 Oh, permission denied! 192 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:15,522 [Alfonso] Hey! 193 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,045 Get back here. 194 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,527 A tattoo, AJ? 195 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,050 Really, on your neck? 196 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,748 You could at least try to hide it from us like a tramp stamp. 197 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,794 - What is all this noise? 198 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,144 Hey y'all, I've got a meeting with Jagger 199 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:33,453 at Darnell and Buster's, and I gotta get my game face on. 200 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,238 - Who's Jagger? - You mind your business. 201 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:41,461 Why is it more tense in here than the OJ trial? 202 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:43,941 Exhibit A. 203 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,770 AJ here got himself a tattoo on his neck. 204 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:47,989 A ta-- 205 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:50,687 Have you lost your last brain cell?! 206 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,210 Relax, Auntie. It's temporary. 207 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:53,647 - Temp-- - Oh, oh, oh! 208 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,692 Well, then I suggest you go upstairs and scrub that thing off 209 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,738 and don't come back down till it's gone. 210 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:01,002 Well, the thing about that is it's semi-permanent. 211 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,786 So, it won't come off for six weeks. 212 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,832 Oh, it's coming off. Okay? 213 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,790 It might take some sandpaper and some holy water, 214 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,052 but that thing's coming off. 215 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,706 What does it even say? 216 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,621 Uh, it says KJ, 217 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,710 like Kevin Junior, 218 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,625 KJ, AJ. 219 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,235 It's cute, right? 220 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,715 [mockingly] "It's cute, right?" 221 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,283 Who is KJ? 222 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,677 The boyfriend that I mentioned this morning? 223 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,026 Kevin Junior? 224 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:28,290 So, you're telling me that the boyfriend of two days 225 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,639 is tattoo-worthy? 226 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,294 Didn't you once write my name in wet cement? 227 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:35,297 Uh, I knew I liked you a whole week first! 228 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,255 Anyway, it doesn't matter! 229 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:38,692 Am I free to leave now? 230 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,084 [All] Sit down! 231 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:47,483 Now, as much as I would like to see AJ go pick a switch, 232 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,268 I'm gonna go beat Jagger in Skee-Ball! 233 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,705 Toodle-oo! 234 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,881 - Please don't go! - No, you on your own, Tattoo Boy! 235 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,104 We don't even know this boy. 236 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,324 - Don't even know him. 237 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,544 But you know, your mom is right. 238 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:05,893 We need to meet him. 239 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,243 Tomorrow, our house for dinner. 240 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,637 Ugh, oh no, Dad. He has a fencing tournament. 241 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,117 Oh, he better hop our fence and get his ass over here! 242 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:16,730 [??] 243 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,297 [Aaliyah] I don't know about that Jagger kid. 244 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,734 He cannot be trusted. 245 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,084 And something in my intuition is telling me it's not right. 246 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,521 You telling me? I saw him trying to pass off 247 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,654 that tofu rib eye as real meat! 248 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,265 Now, you know I'm a carnivore connoisseur. 249 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,353 [Lucille Laughing] 250 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:34,791 Oh no, no, no, Jag! Now, listen. 251 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,663 Next time, I got you at air hockey. 252 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,882 And don't you be pinching my booty 253 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,711 when I'm doing my Dance Dance Revolution, boy! 254 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:44,279 - I'm sorry, Lu Lu! I just cannot believe 255 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,063 that's not a BBL! 256 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,718 I mean, that thang is thangin', Queen! 257 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,590 Oh, what the hell? Come on, do it again! 258 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,156 Oh, pinch it again! 259 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,507 - You're too much, Lu Lu! 260 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,379 God, such a vibe! 261 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:02,732 All right, I gotta tootsie... roll outta here! 262 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,691 Later! 263 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,344 Unh, unh! 264 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,694 Booty, booty, booty, booty! 265 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,347 Ha-ha! 266 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,740 Later, sistas! 267 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,699 - Bye-bye! Bye, Jaggy! 268 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,570 - Auntie? - Whoo, huh? 269 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:19,793 You know, uh, Jagger isn't the little naive "homeboy" you think he is, okay? 270 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,839 Now, don't you talk about my Jag like that. 271 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,972 Well, Auntie, it's an act! 272 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,583 I mean, "That thang is thangin', Queen!" 273 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,716 It is performative, and he is fake! 274 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,369 And whack. 275 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,154 Now, listen, young lady. 276 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,724 I've been reading people long before you knew your ABC's. 277 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,856 Jagger is one of the good ones. 278 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,816 In fact, Jagger is my prot�g�! 279 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:43,904 - Okay. 280 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,819 - Well he's about to be your enemy 281 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,776 'cause I don't like him. 282 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,386 Or worse! 283 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:51,346 What if he tries to start hosting that tofu rib eye night here?! 284 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,740 Not on my watch, beloved! 285 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,351 Okay, all right, all right, ladies. 286 00:10:56,394 --> 00:11:00,355 I will keep an eye on him, but let me tell you two something. 287 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:05,752 If you are wrong, you better apologize for slander! 288 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,797 Oh! No, uh, see. 289 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,191 I ain't gonna apologize to no Jagger. 290 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:13,020 Well, unless his daddy's name is Mick. 291 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,196 - We could sell...sell it! [Overlapping Chatter] 292 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,719 [??] 293 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,375 [AJ] Just be cool, okay? All of you. 294 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,029 Please, don't make it weird when he gets here. 295 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,770 And Dad, don't go asking your 20 questions. 296 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,859 What about 21 questions like 50 Cent? 297 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,774 No, treat it like a long-distance relationship. 298 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:31,473 - Long distance? - Yeah, I need you to stay a longdistance away from him. 299 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,214 Preferably six feet away at all times. 300 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,432 You hear this boy? 301 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,173 He acting weird already, boy ain't even got here yet! 302 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,219 Alfonso, let the boy breathe. 303 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,699 We're all gonna be cool, right? 304 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,178 - Yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool. - Okay. 305 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,006 You cool? What's up, baby girl? 306 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,661 I'm always cool, way cooler than AJ. 307 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,184 - Oh, my gosh. [Doorbell Rings] 308 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,447 - Sh, sh, sh! - Don't embarrass the boy, okay? 309 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,928 Pleasant, the Williams Way. 310 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,975 - Hey. - Hi. 311 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:56,454 - How are you? - I'm good-- 312 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,021 Where your tattoos at, homie?! 313 00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,414 Better not be on your butt! 314 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,459 - No, ma'am. It's on my ankle. 315 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:04,027 - Ankle?! Ankle, huh? Next to your ankle monitor? 316 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,507 What, you've been to prison?! 317 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:06,813 - I'm 16! 318 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,466 I heard they like 'em young. 319 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,512 Better not ever get to Cell Block One! 320 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,254 - You got a job? 321 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,865 And not one of them side hustles like my cousin Ray Ray! 322 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,479 I-I work at a bookstore part-time... 323 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,004 Bookstore, huh? Oh, that's code for something, right? 324 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,875 - Mm-hmm. - You a dealer? 325 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:26,833 You selling that fenty?! 326 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,225 Ooh, like Rihanna's makeup line? 327 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,705 Boy, don't get smart with me, I am not the one-- 328 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,707 O-Oh, okay. Okay, baby, baby? 329 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,709 Dial it back-- - I got this! 330 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,494 You a man with a plan, KJ? 331 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,279 - Yes, ma'am. 332 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,063 My plan was just to have dinner tonight-- 333 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,499 - Bow, bow! 334 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:44,938 That's not, no, that's not how we do things around here, buddy. 335 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,288 You don't know you just walked into the lion's den. 336 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,333 Mm-hmm, you don't see them two lionesses right there? 337 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,119 Right there hungry for prey, huh?! 338 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,338 - All right. How about we all calm down 339 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,124 and go pray over our dinner that's waiting in the kitchen? 340 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,299 Sound good? 341 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,736 I'm so sorry, but can you go wait with my dad? 342 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,998 I'll be there in a couple of minutes. 343 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,957 - Surprisingly, I'm more scared of your sister. Ooh! 344 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,090 Mom, seriously, you gotta chill! 345 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,875 Honey, this is chill! 346 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,399 Okay, fine. I'll be nice. 347 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,967 I guess a lie detector test is out of the question. 348 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,969 - What are you... - I'm kidding! 349 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:16,796 Kidding! 350 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,409 [??] 351 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,543 What in the... 352 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,024 This is my famous bingo night. 353 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,286 Where did everybody go? 354 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,941 And Jackie, where are the other Silver Sneakers? 355 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,988 Oh, they wanted to sneak over to Jagger's place. 356 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,293 Mm-hmm. 357 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,339 Did you know he's hosting a Back to the '80s 358 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,602 and a Beautiful Black Ladies Night? 359 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,343 Don't worry about it, girl. 360 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,824 I'm still here for you. 361 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,957 As long as you got these cheese and crackers, 362 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,524 I'm right here! 363 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,134 But do you got some Metamucil? 364 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,832 - Met-- - Just a little bit. 365 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:57,401 - Oh no! - Damn, damn, damn! 366 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,622 - Jagger done colonized all the customers! 367 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:04,582 I can't believe that he would poach my territory like this. 368 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:05,975 I told you, Auntie. 369 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,803 Hmm, the boy is good, ain't he? 370 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,023 Guess he pinched his way up to the top, huh, Auntie? 371 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:10,806 Oh. 372 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,025 Oh! 373 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,853 [She Whimpers] 374 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,464 [??] 375 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,250 Boy, you better get your hands off them thighs! 376 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,209 And you better keep your hands off histhigh! 377 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,125 Actually, I was reaching for a napkin. 378 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,083 The food looks incredible. 379 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,868 However, I'm vegan. 380 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,435 [They Laugh] 381 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,178 Vegan at this table? 382 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,963 Boy, you trippin'. 383 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,791 I knew we'd have opposing views since our star signs aren't astrologically compatible. 384 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,881 They only stars you need to be concerned with 385 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,187 is the one's you're gonna be seeing if you don't eat this chicken! 386 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,060 - So, KJ, what are your plans after high school? 387 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,670 Enlighten us. - Please! 388 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:51,194 Oh, I'm just going where the wind takes me. 389 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,848 Maybe I'll go to college 390 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,850 if I even graduate from high school. - Yeah. 391 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,635 - What? - Besides, brick and mortar schools are dying out anyway. 392 00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,073 Soon, everything will be computerized 393 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,422 and we'll be learning on the go. 394 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,251 Then, when I turn 18, 395 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,862 AJ and I plan on getting married, 396 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,256 [sing-song] and we're gonna be hubbies! 397 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,128 Yeah, why wait? Age is a social construct anyway. 398 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,869 - I'm about to construct my foot right up your-- 399 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,263 - Babe, can I speak with you for a moment? 400 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,004 Just, hmm... 401 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,702 Here's some Brussels sprouts. 402 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,008 - Boy coming in my... 403 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,748 [mockingly] ? Hubby... 404 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,971 Baby, baby, no! 405 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,016 No! 406 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,669 I know that boy didn't just say the M-word. 407 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,280 Babe, relax. 408 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:34,498 Me relax? 409 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,673 Me relax?! 410 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,675 You was just the one auditioning for "Set It Off" 411 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:38,894 just a few seconds ago! 412 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,243 Baby, they're not getting married, okay? 413 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,246 It's just lingo like hubby and wifey, 414 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,248 and the stuff you like me to call you, Snuggle-booty. 415 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,121 - Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, I don't think it's gonna work. 416 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,210 I don't think it's gonna work, we're gonna have to tell AJ something, 417 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,689 he gotta stay away from that boy. 418 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,170 We have to let AJ live his own life. 419 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:58,261 What, in a tent on Skid Row with his hubby-wubby? 420 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,481 I do not think so! - Okay, okay. 421 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,918 Let's just give the boy a chance. 422 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,919 Let's go. 423 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,313 Okay, smile. 424 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,797 So, Mr. KJ. 425 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,759 What is it that you like most about my son? 426 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,804 - Honestly? 427 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,154 His heart. 428 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,677 Oh, that is so sweet. 429 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,461 What about his heart?! - Yeah, what about it? 430 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,506 - Baby, baby... 431 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,030 I mean, what about his heart? 432 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,729 He's genuinely kind, and he has a laugh 433 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,035 that sounds like 1,000 angels. 434 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,038 His laugh sound like 1,000 dying hyenas to me. 435 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:42,001 Anyone who loves my son's laugh is all right with me. 436 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,355 Me, too. 437 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,358 Just wait till you get a kick of that morning breath. 438 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,577 It's hot enough to roast some marshmallows. 439 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:54,970 Ooh-wee! 440 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,102 I'll buy you a toothbrush. 441 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,799 [??] 442 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,758 - Hey, y'all. - Ooh! 443 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,543 Meet my boyfriend, KJ. 444 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,110 Well, hello KJ. 445 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,068 - Nice to meet you. - You too. 446 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:09,028 Uh, why y'all dressed like Jagger's Joint ambassadors? 447 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,205 Let me find out you put his link in your bio. 448 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,251 - Oh, for sure. Jagger's Joint is the spot, Auntie! 449 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,513 - Uh, yeah! 450 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,994 They've got the best teen club in Chicago. 451 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,082 And the mocktails? 452 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,563 [Both] To die for! 453 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:25,131 - Well y'all gon' die if you go there again! 454 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,134 - Wait, wait, let me call this Jagger boy. - What's wrong with Jagger? 455 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,179 - Get this all straight! 456 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,140 - Hey, uh, it's Jagger. 457 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,577 Jagger, this is Lucille. 458 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,144 You've been ghosting my calls. 459 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,232 So? 460 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,233 So?! 461 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,756 I thought we were tight! 462 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,237 Well, sorry, but you got played. 463 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,151 What?! 464 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,849 Because this is a voicemail, biotch! Ha-ha! 465 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,592 Leave your name and any other unimportant details you'd like to share! 466 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,855 That little... 467 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,118 Mm-mm-mm... 468 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,382 Ooh, please tell me you're here to rent the space! 469 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,557 Please, say yes. 470 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,385 Please? 471 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,040 Nah. Mia brought me here 'cause Jagger set up a Korean barbecue pop-up 472 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,824 right next to my restaurant, Lil Kim-chi! 473 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,044 - What? - Dude's been stealing all my customers. 474 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,394 Ugh, he's been stealing our vibe, too! 475 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,266 You got Jagger-jacked too, huh? 476 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,616 Yeah, Jagger jacked me real good. 477 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,314 - You know, I talked to a few others. 478 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,229 He's doing it to everybody on the block! 479 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,362 - Well, good luck with your business. 480 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,059 I'll catch y'all later. 481 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,061 I'm gonna go slash Jagger's tires real quick. 482 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,845 - Get them windows, too! 483 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,239 You believe us now, Auntie? 484 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:38,073 - Hey! Sister Act 1, 2, and 3! You rang? 485 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,249 Jagger, what's going on? 486 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:44,601 You've been missing my calls, stealing my customers, 487 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:48,257 and I thought that you wanted to be my mentee. 488 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,432 Wish I did, Lu Lu. 489 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:53,088 Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh, it's Ms. Lucille to you! 490 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,437 Aw, so no more booty-pinching! 491 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,091 No, absolutely not! 492 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,094 Not after you tried to shut down my business! 493 00:18:59,138 --> 00:18:59,834 [Gasps] 494 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,705 Shut down your business? 495 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,881 I'm not trying to shut down your business! 496 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,883 I'm shutting down the whole block! 497 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:06,841 [All] What?! 498 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,322 - Oh, you boomers with your bad hearing. 499 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,368 [loudly] I'm gonna build a strip mall 500 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:16,285 and fill it with the many businesses I've appropriated 501 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,939 over the years! 502 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,897 Okay. 503 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:23,249 After all you were saying how much you love Black businesses? 504 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,686 I do my melanated queen! 505 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,253 Especially when I own them. 506 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,211 - Oh, have mercy... - I don't like how he said that. 507 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,736 I put the Gen-Z in gentrification! 508 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,129 Oh, and Lu Lu? 509 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,306 Yeah, that's short for "delulu", not Lucille. 510 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,699 Oh, I'm gonna be rich! 511 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,136 Ooh, so rich. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom! 512 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,356 Ah, yes! That is them, officers! 513 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,532 They threatened me. Go ahead and tear-gas them, have at it! 514 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,317 Jagger Jones, you're under arrest for money laundering and fraud. 515 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,231 - What?! 516 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,799 Do you know who my daddy is? 517 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,496 - I'm sure you'll find out in prison. 518 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,760 Oh, my goodness. 519 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,284 I can't believe it. 520 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:02,331 I am so sorry that I doubted you two girls. 521 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:06,205 But Jagger just seemed so down-to-earth and genuine. 522 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,338 I guess I was just so blinded by his charm 523 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,298 that I didn't realize that he was actually trying to 524 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,170 slip the rug right from under us. 525 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,127 - Yeah. 526 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,739 - Will you ever, please, forgive me? 527 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,176 - Okay! 528 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,786 - Of course, Auntie! 529 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,964 Just believe us next time before the FBI gotta show up! 530 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,662 You know Mia got warrants. - Warrants?! 531 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,446 [All Speaking] 532 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,754 [??] 533 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,756 - Yes, thank you, thank you! - Ooh! 534 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,584 We are back in business, baby! 535 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,368 We are booked for the next two weeks! 536 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,717 - Hoo, and I got four words for that. 537 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,589 Hal-le-lu-jah! 538 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:44,852 Nah! 539 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,593 Okay, this is gonna be the last time 540 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,422 I leave "Weavie Wonder" and "Wiggie Smalls" 541 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,554 in charge on my days off, period! 542 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,426 Check out my solar system! 543 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,427 - Aw! 544 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,776 - Oh, that's cute baby! 545 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,517 [All Speaking] 546 00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,519 - That's interesting... 547 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,999 - Don't lie to me. I know it sucks. 548 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,000 I hate it! 549 00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,046 I hate it... [All Shouting] 550 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:06,439 Ugh! 551 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,788 - Jordan! 552 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,746 There's just a couple planets missing, baby! 553 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,444 That's why I ain't got no kids right there. 554 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,446 If that's the kid, the parents must be crazy! 555 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,752 So, AJ. 556 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,363 When are we seeing KJ again? 557 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,017 Oh, that was so a few days ago. 558 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:20,844 Huh? 559 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:24,021 Oh, yeah, we broke up. 560 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,545 - Aw... - [Alfonso] What?! 561 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,416 After all of that drama? 562 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,027 You two made it a big deal, not me! 563 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,378 Oh no, y'all was talking about getting married! 564 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:35,381 - Oh no, KJwas talking about getting married. 565 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,774 Well, what about this tattoo? 566 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:38,993 Ugh, it is what it is. 567 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,603 Give it a few weeks, and then it's gone. 568 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:44,041 Besides, I'm not the first person in the family to get a tattoo of an ex's name. 569 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,435 [coughing] Auntie Aaliyah! 570 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,394 Whoa, whoa, hold on. First of all, 571 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,439 it's supposed to say Jesus, okay? 572 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,136 No one needed to know it says Jes�s. 573 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,877 Lord, this family! 574 00:21:53,927 --> 00:21:58,477 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41538

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