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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:03,182 [??] 2 00:00:03,183 --> 00:00:06,309 - Girl, yes, I got the ambulance on speed dial 3 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,572 in case one of them members fall out from a stroke! 4 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,184 Okay, look, I got this! 5 00:00:10,185 --> 00:00:12,011 See you when you get here. Okay, bye! 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,491 - Them geri-hogs is wild! 7 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:14,971 Woohoo-hoo! 8 00:00:14,972 --> 00:00:16,537 I think they in there trying to limbo. 9 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,973 - Well, why don't you know for sure? 10 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:19,583 - Because there's a lot of gettin' low 11 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:21,717 but not a lot of gettin' back up! 12 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,979 [They Laugh] 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,764 - See, baby, I've seen enough Life Alarm commercials 14 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:28,245 to know we should be concerned. I'm just saying. 15 00:00:28,246 --> 00:00:30,986 - Why do they always use the same woman on all the commercials? 16 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:32,771 - Because she's a serial slipper. 17 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,338 - Okay, two-for-two! 18 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:35,557 - Slip, slip, slip! 19 00:00:35,558 --> 00:00:37,384 - Oh babe, before I forget, I scheduled a playdate 20 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,777 for Jordan later today. 21 00:00:38,778 --> 00:00:41,257 - Playdate? Shoot, back in my day, we just played outside 22 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:42,171 until the street lights came on. 23 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,174 - Or until the dog catcher took you home. 24 00:00:44,175 --> 00:00:45,218 - Oh, shut up! - Oh, here! 25 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,959 Get on, get on here! 26 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:48,265 Sit down! 27 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,007 - I need you at the playdate today. 28 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,575 - Well, baby, you look much better dressed up 29 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:54,837 as a princess than I do. 30 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,535 - Ooh, please tell me that you've got evidence 31 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:58,629 of Princess 'Fonso! 32 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,582 - Uh, no she does not, okay? 33 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,237 We don't have hidden cameras on our house. Mnh-mnh! 34 00:01:03,238 --> 00:01:04,063 [Both Mouthing] 35 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,239 Why, baby? 36 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,283 - Honey, because her parents are coming over, too. 37 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,329 We need to make sure they're normal people. 38 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,287 You know, the apple don't fall too far from the tree. 39 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,338 - Oh, I beg to differ. 40 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,074 I am nothing like my daddy. 41 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,407 - Speaking of Henry, where is my good friend? 42 00:01:16,408 --> 00:01:19,295 I want to thank him for letting me host 43 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,796 our biker's club meeting here. 44 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:26,216 - Yeah, yeah. He, uh, he back on tour with his band. 45 00:01:26,217 --> 00:01:27,216 - Yeah, they called it the, 46 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:30,220 "I Think We Still Got It: Pre-Dementia Tour". 47 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,049 - Man, he was so good at playing that saxophone 48 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:36,095 that when he blew, it felt like the gates of Heaven opened right on up. 49 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,882 - And when he bounced and hopped on that cold train to Hell, 50 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,102 whole different story! 51 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,407 Whole different s- 52 00:01:43,408 --> 00:01:46,931 Uh, but we proud of him, we're proud of him! 53 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:47,889 We're proud of him. 54 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,370 - Alright, doggone it! 55 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:53,287 Who the hell parked they dirty death-on-wheels in my space? 56 00:01:53,288 --> 00:01:54,504 I had to circle the block 57 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:56,464 and then park in a loading zone. 58 00:01:56,465 --> 00:01:58,421 You know I'ma cuss him out when I find out who- 59 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,294 - Oh, my God! 60 00:02:00,295 --> 00:02:03,122 Look at you! You still look the same as you did back in the day! 61 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,689 - Daniel James! 62 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,038 [Lucille Laughs] 63 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,431 How the hell are you? 64 00:02:07,432 --> 00:02:09,519 - Hey look, if I was any better, I'd be you, Lulu! 65 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,306 And by the way, that's my dirty hog out there. 66 00:02:12,307 --> 00:02:13,697 Don't mean to cause any trouble. 67 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,700 - [laughs] Well, in that case, 68 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,441 welcome to Lucille's! 69 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,661 Now, as you know, I am Lucille, 70 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,445 and this is my place, 71 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:23,273 and everyone here answers to me. 72 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,492 - The hell we do! 73 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,586 - How about I make it up to you with a date? 74 00:02:27,587 --> 00:02:28,973 Say tonight? 75 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:31,412 - Ooh, you might wanna be careful, Mr. Dan. 76 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:33,327 That cougar got claws! 77 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,870 - I'm willing to take that risk. 78 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,114 - Auntie, your car gettin' towed! 79 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,208 - Hush up, girl! 80 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,944 Can't you see Auntie trying to get a tune up? 81 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:44,729 [??] 82 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:50,170 - Why do we have to hang out with these people? 83 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,503 Like Drake said: No new friends, baby. We old! 84 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,262 - It's only for a couple of hours, Alfonso! 85 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:58,352 Besides, we need to be polite since the kids are friends. 86 00:02:58,353 --> 00:02:59,221 Think of Jordan. 87 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:00,272 [Doorbell Rings] 88 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,920 - Leah's here, Leah's here! 89 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,357 - Okay, baby, I got it. 90 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:05,538 Ahem! 91 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:08,753 - Hello! - Hi! 92 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,147 - Ah, Leah! - Ah, Jordan! 93 00:03:11,148 --> 00:03:13,714 - Come on, Leah! Let's go to my room and play with my dolls! 94 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,324 - Mom, Dad, can I go to Jordan's room? 95 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,495 - Absolutely! Go right ahead, sweetheart. 96 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:18,638 - Come on! 97 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:20,379 - Ah... 98 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:23,551 Well... 99 00:03:23,552 --> 00:03:24,333 - So... 100 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,553 - Well... - Well, well! 101 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,339 - ? Well, well, well! 102 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,733 ? Well, well. ? This is awkward! 103 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:32,559 - Mm-hmm. 104 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,610 [??] 105 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:39,262 this blind juggler lost control of his chainsaw! 106 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:42,265 I mean, it hit right in front of Dorothy! 107 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:45,441 Woodchips were flying at my wife left and right! 108 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,573 Everywhere! - Really? 109 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,967 Well, what happened next? 110 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:52,188 - The handsome EMTs had to carry me out 111 00:03:52,189 --> 00:03:53,493 but I got me a little mouth-to-mouth 112 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,581 before they took me all the way! 113 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:55,538 [She Laughs] 114 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,237 [He Laughs] 115 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,979 - So, as a "sorry-for-almost killing-your-wife" gift, 116 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:03,765 they gave us season tickets for the rest of the year. 117 00:04:03,766 --> 00:04:05,505 - We need to get clients like that! 118 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:06,419 - Okay! 119 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,010 - Well, listen. You guys should go with us next time! 120 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,424 - Yes! - Yes! 121 00:04:10,425 --> 00:04:11,380 - Sign me up. 122 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:13,775 - Yeah, yeah, Alfonso. You play golf? 123 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,559 [He Laughs] 124 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,476 - I've been playing for years! 125 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,135 - You know what? 126 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:23,263 We need to hit the course some time. 127 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:26,962 Listen, I am a member of the Solo Blanco Club. 128 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,355 - No, you not. - I am. 129 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:31,271 - The Solo Blanco?! - That's what I said. 130 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,447 - I can never get on there! 131 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,578 - It's a done deal. 132 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:36,841 - Aw, psh! 133 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:39,279 [He Laughs Loudly] 134 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,543 You know what? I'd love to, 135 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,501 but my shoulder been acting up! 136 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:46,982 - Dah! - I haven't been able to swing a club. 137 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,853 - Unacceptable! 138 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:51,247 You know, Dorothy and I, 139 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,032 we run an herbal supplement company. 140 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:57,035 We have a drink that is great for muscle recovery. 141 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,472 I use it myself. 142 00:04:58,515 --> 00:04:59,565 - Oh! 143 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,866 You know what? I have some with us right now. 144 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:03,824 Would you like to try it? 145 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:04,875 - See? 146 00:05:04,876 --> 00:05:06,261 - What's in it? 147 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:09,396 - Oh, all-natural ingredients. - Yeah. 148 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:13,225 - Ashwagandha, turmeric, ginger, baby blood... 149 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,319 - Ah, she's kidding. 150 00:05:14,396 --> 00:05:16,445 There's no ginger. 151 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,492 [He Laughs] 152 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,451 - Woo-woo! Woohoo-hoo! 153 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:23,887 What? 154 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,499 - Greased Lightning, you okay? 155 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,370 - Oh, of course I'm okay! 156 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,372 I just got a little carried away 157 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,070 shifting Dan's gears into overdrive! 158 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,314 [Imitates Motorcycle] 159 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,639 That horse got some power, baby! 160 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,133 - Oh, my. - [She Sighs Loudly] 161 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,555 [??] 162 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:41,863 - Hoo! 163 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,343 [He Laughs] 164 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,083 Ooh, I gotta admit, bae. 165 00:05:45,084 --> 00:05:46,475 Shoulder's feeling much better, 166 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,477 I think that herbal drink really works! 167 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,306 - Ooh, that's good, baby! 168 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,309 You know, John and Dorothy are such nice people. 169 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:54,483 - We should do a double date. 170 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,051 - Have we just found our couple? 171 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,574 - I think so! 172 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:58,923 [Both Grunting] 173 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,535 - You're just too much! 174 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,450 - Well, what can I say, what can I say? 175 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,060 - Oh, oh, employees? 176 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,453 Listen up, employees! 177 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:07,628 Listen up. 178 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:11,632 I know you're all dying to hear about my man. 179 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:14,198 Oh, I've been hearing the whispers and the rumors. 180 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,332 "Oh, look at Lucille! 181 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:20,554 "I think she's joined a cult!" Et cetera, et cetera. 182 00:06:20,555 --> 00:06:21,510 But now listen. 183 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:26,951 Meet the incredibly handsome and strong Dan! 184 00:06:26,952 --> 00:06:28,474 - Oh, come on, baby, they already know. 185 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:29,525 - We know Dan. 186 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,739 He hosted the biker event here last week. 187 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,480 - I sure did. - Okay, okay. 188 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,395 But now, 189 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:39,137 I'm introducing Dan as my new boo thang, 190 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:41,139 [laughs] so show some respect! 191 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,185 - Ooh! - Okay, boo thang. 192 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:45,143 - Okay! - Okay, boo thang! 193 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:48,408 - Dan, uh, so what is it that you do for a living? 194 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:49,756 - Well, I kind of run this kind of- 195 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,715 - Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, 196 00:06:51,716 --> 00:06:53,760 I see what you're trying to do, little girl. 197 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,416 Cozying up to my man, you better back up! 198 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,655 - I'ma do the talking up in here! 199 00:06:58,679 --> 00:06:59,729 - Oh, okay, okay. 200 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,595 - Now, where was I? 201 00:07:01,596 --> 00:07:02,769 Oh, yes. 202 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:07,383 Dan was the CEO of a major hair plug company, 203 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,517 but then he decided to retire early... 204 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,389 - Okay. - ..and live for himself. 205 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:14,476 - Okay, Dan! 206 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:15,957 - Look, that's true. 207 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:17,740 Come on, baby, we better go before we're late for that early bird special. 208 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,526 And you know how I get at it. 209 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,397 Somebody sitting in our seats, 210 00:07:21,398 --> 00:07:23,267 I may have to ruffle their feathers now. 211 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,966 - Ooh, ruffle their feathers! 212 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,968 - Ooh, isn't he strong? 213 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,404 Take me away, Dan. 214 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,536 Take me away, baby! 215 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:30,972 - Yeah, you know how I do it! 216 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,455 [Dan And Lucille Cavorting] 217 00:07:32,456 --> 00:07:35,584 - Yeah, but don't you think that Auntie's moving 218 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,587 just a little too fast with this guy? 219 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:40,041 - Uh, no, 'cause she operating on borrowed time. 220 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,781 - That's what I'm talking about, Mia! 221 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,726 Okay, first time we ever agreed on something, girl! 222 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:46,819 First time! 223 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:49,773 Don't you mess this up for me, girl! 224 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,383 Uh-huh, the way they moving, 225 00:07:51,384 --> 00:07:52,862 she might be out the house by next week! 226 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:54,604 - Salutations, everyone! 227 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,954 - Salutations, John! 228 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,216 What are you doing here? 229 00:07:58,217 --> 00:07:59,826 - I just came to check on your shoulder. 230 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:02,003 - Oh, man, I gotta tell you right now. 231 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,221 - Huh, huh? 232 00:08:03,222 --> 00:08:04,265 It really works! 233 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,441 - Hmm, yeah? 234 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,573 [Both Laughing] 235 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:09,313 Great, great. 236 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:11,012 Listen, man. Um, 237 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,231 I was wondering, would you consider 238 00:08:13,232 --> 00:08:15,276 renting out your space for our meeting? 239 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:19,281 We lost our reservation at a hotel nearby last minute. 240 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,848 They said they double booked. 241 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:23,284 I'm sure you never experienced anything like that. 242 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,735 - Never, never! - Oh, no, no! 243 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,681 - And we'd love to accommodate you. 244 00:08:27,682 --> 00:08:28,811 - Great! Well, you know what? 245 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,553 You two should join our meeting! 246 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,468 We're introducing a new flavor. 247 00:08:32,469 --> 00:08:33,642 - Wouldn't miss it! - Ha-ha! 248 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,427 - Wouldn't miss it. - Oh, uh, Mia! 249 00:08:35,428 --> 00:08:37,559 She'll take care of you, she'll get all of your information. 250 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,647 If you need anything, just let her know. 251 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:39,780 - Alright, alright. 252 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,260 Well, uh, I know it's last minute... 253 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:46,787 - Welcome, everyone, to another transformative gathering 254 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:50,094 of our Immortali-Tea family. 255 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,532 - Hello! - Anybody out there? 256 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,055 [Dorothy Laughs] 257 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,752 - New members, raise your hands. 258 00:08:55,753 --> 00:08:57,057 - Raise 'em high! - Raise 'em high! 259 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,885 Raise 'em high, we see you, hello, hello! 260 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,540 Welcome, welcome! - Nice. 261 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,717 - You hold in your hand 262 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,719 the key to a new beginning. 263 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,548 This is our latest blend, 264 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,854 "Enlyten-Mint"! [She Laughs] 265 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,902 Crafted specifically to elevate your mind, 266 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:17,513 your body, and your spirit! 267 00:09:17,514 --> 00:09:18,644 [Ethereal Music Playing] 268 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,515 - Let's all drink together, shall we? 269 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,604 - Yes, taste it! 270 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,824 [All Chanting] Taste it! Taste it! 271 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,869 Taste it! Taste it! 272 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:27,957 [Dorothy] Taste it! [Chanting Continues] 273 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,090 Taste it! 274 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:30,351 I'm tasting it. [John] Yes! 275 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,788 [All Cheering] 276 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:39,579 - And now that we have shared that moment of "Enlyten-Mint", 277 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:42,364 it's time for our testimonials. 278 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,366 - Yes, yes! Why don't we hear how 279 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:49,327 Immortali-Tea has changed lives, healed bodies, 280 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:52,156 and brought us closer to our celestial selves. 281 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,549 Anyone, anyone? 282 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,595 Oh, hello there. Go right ahead! 283 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,294 - Immortali-Tea has changed my life. 284 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,904 - Alright. - I admit, 285 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,340 I used to be on that stuff. 286 00:10:02,341 --> 00:10:03,384 - Mnh-mnh. 287 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,435 Oh! 288 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,128 - But now, I'm on this stuff. 289 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,608 - Yeah! - Okay, alright! 290 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,957 Alright, alright! 291 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,741 Yes, she is! 292 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:13,394 - And my life has never been better. 293 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,571 I got my family back, y'all! 294 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,703 - Alright now! 295 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,792 - Woo! - Say it, say it! 296 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,142 - I really didn't want my family back- 297 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,579 - Okay, okay, healed one, healed one! 298 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,799 Oh, healed one? Thank you! 299 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,844 - Yep. - Healed one, give her the love! 300 00:10:27,845 --> 00:10:29,671 Give her the love, give her the love! 301 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,370 [Dorothy Laughs] Yes, yes, yes, yes! 302 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:35,330 - Baby, baby, are you sure we ain't in no Jim Jones- 303 00:10:35,331 --> 00:10:37,418 Baby, there's baby oil over there! It scares me- 304 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,942 - Alfonso. 305 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:42,206 - Uh, excuse me, we got Kool-Aid in the lobby. 306 00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:44,773 - Okay, I have just got this call, 307 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,950 I gotta do that- - Alfonso! 308 00:10:46,951 --> 00:10:49,212 - I'll be in the office, baby! - Is there anyone else? 309 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,606 Anyone, someone? 310 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,652 Okay, right here, yes. - There you go. 311 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,656 - As you can see, I've got my hair back! 312 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,962 - Oh, oh! - Yes! 313 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:02,444 And now it's growing in places that I don't know if it should! 314 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,880 - You said what now? 315 00:11:03,881 --> 00:11:05,054 - Would you like to see it? 316 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,273 Bear witness! - No-no-no-no-no! 317 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:07,754 No-no-no-no-no! 318 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,146 That's not necessary! 319 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,844 Have a seat, please. 320 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:11,977 Uh, thank you! - Kim? 321 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,411 - Oh... - Kim, Kim! 322 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,631 Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim! [Dorothy Laughs] 323 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,416 Where is Alfonso? 324 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,637 I understand that this Immortali-Tea also helped him 325 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,856 heal his shoulder! 326 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,423 - Oh, yes, uh, he had a phone call in the back. 327 00:11:25,424 --> 00:11:27,860 But the drink really helped him! Oh, it was great! 328 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,776 - Please, come up here. Come on up! 329 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,995 Come forward, introduce yourself. 330 00:11:31,996 --> 00:11:34,040 - We insist! - Bring her, bring her up here! 331 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,433 Bring her up here! 332 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,696 - Okay... 333 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,052 Uh, hi! Uh, I'm Kim. 334 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,532 [All] Kimmmmm! 335 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,231 [Still Sustaining "Kim"] 336 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,494 [??] 337 00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:55,888 - Have you heard about Immortali-Tea? 338 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,933 - Girl, that sound like a conspiracy theory! 339 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,457 - Uh, not exactly. 340 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,895 It's an herbal drink with healing properties. 341 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,852 - Well, you know girl back in the day, if you had an ailment, 342 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,029 you just took some Tussin and walked it off. 343 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,814 - Oh, well no, this is different. 344 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,686 People are feeling more energized and healthy, grrr! 345 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,035 - When my energy is low, 346 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,081 I just get myself a nice, good cup of joe. 347 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,822 - Oh, that is so great Mildred, 348 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,649 but Immortali-Tea, you- 349 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,323 - Wait, did I tell you about this 350 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,045 fine, hot, sweaty barista I met in Venice? 351 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,917 Girl, he is trulygrande... 352 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,527 [Upbeat Energetic Music] 353 00:12:25,528 --> 00:12:29,878 - Alright, you could've filled that up to the rim though... 354 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,098 [Phone Ringing] 355 00:12:31,528 --> 00:12:33,577 - Hey, Kim boo! 356 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,712 - Girl, I am calling about Immortali-Tea! 357 00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:37,973 Have you heard about that drink? 358 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,760 - Girl, yeah, I'm out having drinks too, ha! 359 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,501 - Oh, no, no, not those drinks. 360 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,548 It's a herbal drink with health benefits! 361 00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:48,897 - How you know I'm looking for friends with benefits? 362 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:49,898 You been going through my phone? 363 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,945 - What?! No, no, no-no-no-no. 364 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,904 It's a healing drink that helped Alfonso's pain leave! 365 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,906 - You about to leave Alfonso? 366 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,953 Girl, I never liked him for you anyway, ha-ha! 367 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,694 - No, I'm offering samples of the tea! 368 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,261 - Go on, spill the tea, girl! 369 00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:06,045 - What, you done caught him cheating? 370 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:06,915 Girl, good 'cause I- 371 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,874 - You know what, girl? I'll just text you. 372 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:09,925 [She Sighs] 373 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,537 Oh, Auntie! 374 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,322 Uh, I don't... 375 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,851 I got... 376 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,023 - Ah! 377 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,508 Oh, Alfonso, thank goodness! 378 00:13:33,509 --> 00:13:34,987 I need your help, g-give me your phone! 379 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,164 [He Tuts] - For what?! 380 00:13:37,165 --> 00:13:38,991 - Because I need to call your contacts 381 00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,123 to see if maybe they want to buy this Immortali-Tea. 382 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,083 - Oh, absolutely not! 383 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,954 - Well, I called everyone I know! 384 00:13:44,955 --> 00:13:46,389 - Why did you even sign us up for this crap? 385 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,088 - I don't know, I don't know! 386 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,133 One minute, I'm at the presentation. 387 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,789 And the next thing I know, there's 20 boxes of product at our front door! 388 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:56,095 Plus, it works! I mean, your shoulder is better. 389 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,837 This product can heal people! 390 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,014 - Oh, see? It's locking up on me! 391 00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:02,405 It's starting to, it's ticking on me! 392 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,017 It's ticking on me! 393 00:14:04,018 --> 00:14:06,235 - You just, you need more, drink this, drink it! 394 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,195 - You better, rebuke you, Satan! 395 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,023 - It's on the house! 396 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,198 - Yeah, my house! 397 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,403 - I bought this product, and I need to move it! 398 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,073 - Okay, La Chapa. 399 00:14:17,074 --> 00:14:19,858 Okay, what you trying to start, digging tunnels, baby? 400 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,643 [Doorbell Rings] 401 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:25,821 - Let this be a- 402 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,956 [??] 403 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,220 [He Snores] 404 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,656 [Loud Crashing Sound] 405 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,658 [Alarm Blaring] 406 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,703 Alfonso, wake up! 407 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,662 Somebody's in the house! 408 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,621 - Go, go, go check it out! 409 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,415 - Oh no, you get up, you're the man! 410 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,842 - What about equality? 411 00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:47,929 - Get up! 412 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,149 [He Grumbles] 413 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,677 Alright! 414 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,893 Somebody want all the smoke! 415 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,851 Not tonight... 416 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,026 [He Mumbles] 417 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,419 - I'm coming with you! 418 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,899 Mine's bigger! 419 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,031 - Size doesn't matter, it's how you... 420 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,127 - Go! [He Grumbles] 421 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,306 [Alarm Stops] 422 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,173 - Why is the alarm set?! 423 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,218 - Ooh! - We thought you were asleep! 424 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,177 - Close call there, Auntie! 425 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,093 It is way too late for you to be out, 426 00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:21,484 you fifty-eleven years old! 427 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,010 - Ha! Look, I'm a grown-ass woman. 428 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,463 And you lower your voice when you talking to me! 429 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,884 I can do whatever I want. 430 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,016 [She Laughs] 431 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,670 I'm a Golden Gears girl! 432 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,499 - See? No, no, it's gone too far. 433 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,414 This has gone too far! 434 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,112 Auntie, a biker gang? 435 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,288 - Wait, wait, first of all, how dare you? 436 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:44,944 It is not a gang, it's a club! 437 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,119 - The only club you should've been worried about was that one 'cause- 438 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,034 - Wait a minute! - That was about to take your life! 439 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,950 [Both Arguing] 440 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,691 [??] 441 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,479 [Doorbell Rings] 442 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,225 - Okay... 443 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,353 - Kim! 444 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,704 - Ah, how's our newest member? 445 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,315 - Oh, you know, doing great! 446 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,318 Just, uh, shipping out these orders left and right! 447 00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:12,144 Pew, pew! 448 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,537 [They Laugh] 449 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,104 [Case Thuds] - Well! 450 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,541 We rushed over here 451 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,936 to talk to you about some exciting opportunities 452 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,200 to take your investment to the next level! 453 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,680 - Oh, next level? 454 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:26,767 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 455 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,116 - Oh yeah, well there's levels to this. 456 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:32,121 There's Silver, Gold, Platinum, and Obsidian! 457 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,297 And once you get to Obsidian, 458 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,690 well, there's no way out. 459 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:36,777 And why would you want to get out? 460 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,346 It's wonderful there! There's luxury cars, 461 00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:41,608 and benefits and plane tickets, everything! 462 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,567 - You see, at the platinum level, 463 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,917 you no longer have to make cold calls. 464 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,529 You let your minions do that! 465 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,922 You see at the Obsidian level, 466 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:55,797 you just sit back and make money in your sleep! 467 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,147 - Wow, that sounds amazing 468 00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:01,194 but how do you get to the Obsidian level? 469 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,934 - Well, you get to the silver, 470 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,807 and then you start your own team and you sign people up, 471 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:10,029 like you're doing now, but you can surpass all that 472 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,770 and jump right to Obsidian! 473 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,163 - Yes. - Oh! 474 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,601 - Well, all you have to do is make a sizable donation to the company, 475 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,604 and it's not just an investment in the company. 476 00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:23,258 It's an investment in yourself! - Oh, right, right! 477 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,391 Now, of course, that's after you sell all of this first. 478 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,870 You gotta get rid of all of this! 479 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,431 - Oh, I can't take this anymore! 480 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,179 I can't do it! I can't do it. 481 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,833 I've called everybody I know, and nobody is buying! 482 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,575 I can't even give this away! 483 00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:36,228 And this stuff tastes like sewage juice, 484 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,187 it gave me explosive diarrhea! 485 00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:39,144 - Oh, what? 486 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,842 - [laughs] Oh, darling! 487 00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:42,451 It's part of the purging process. 488 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,192 It's what you have to do to get to the next level. 489 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,803 Yeah, you have to push it, 490 00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:46,890 [together] and push it, 491 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:50,069 and push it! - Real good, ah! 492 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,635 - Mm-hmm. 493 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,028 I've had it! 494 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,769 - Uh- 495 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:56,596 - Okay, I haven't had explosive diarrhea, 496 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,467 but I haven't been able to use the bathroom for three days. 497 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:01,644 See, see, baby, this is starting to sound like a pyramid scheme. 498 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,038 - Yo... - No-no-no-no, 499 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,388 and what I'm not going to allow 500 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,608 is you to come up in here 501 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,262 and scam my wife! 502 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,394 We don't play that. - How dare you? 503 00:18:11,395 --> 00:18:13,265 - I beg your pardon. - This is not a scam. 504 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,354 This is a legitimate business opportunity! 505 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,879 - Oh, so what do you call convincing people 506 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,403 to buy tons of product you know they can't sell? 507 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,188 - Alfonso. 508 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,406 'Fonso! 509 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,366 Man, we are just trying to help you and Kim 510 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,194 reach your full potential. 511 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,892 - Look, I know the game, okay? 512 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,242 I know the game! 513 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,288 So, but look here. 514 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,466 We can be friends, 515 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,032 but business is out. 516 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,338 - He said, "Friends"! 517 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,432 [Both Laughing] 518 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:45,907 - Friends?! 519 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,038 Oh, no-no-no-no-no. 520 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,292 - No, no. - Uh-uh, uh-uh! 521 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,130 - Once you're out, we can no longer be friends. 522 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,871 It's a cardinal sin. - Yeah. 523 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,047 You know what, sweetheart? I'm bored. 524 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,310 I'm gonna go, yeah... 525 00:18:57,311 --> 00:18:58,266 - Wait, wait, that's it? 526 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,357 I mean, our daughters can still be friends, right? 527 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,489 [He Laughs] 528 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,231 - That's not our daughter. 529 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,189 [He Laughs] 530 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,277 - Let them be poor! 531 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,758 - Let them be poor! 532 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,326 - Hi-yah! 533 00:19:13,327 --> 00:19:15,370 Is that girl upstairs? 534 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,421 [??] 535 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,248 Dan is late picking me up, 536 00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:24,379 and I have something important to tell him. 537 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,209 - Ooh, let me find out you pregnant! 538 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,211 What? You said it was important. 539 00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:32,561 - Auntie, don't you think this biker phase is getting out of hand? 540 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,956 I talked to Daddy, and he said Dan is known to- 541 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,524 - Ah-ah-ah, mind your business. 542 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,310 For the first time in years, 543 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,269 I'm excited. 544 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,880 I look forward to getting up every morning. 545 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,577 How's that so out of hand? 546 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,884 Are you jealous of me?! 547 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,015 - Okay! - What? 548 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,408 [Door Slams] 549 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,107 - Dan, baby, where have you been?! 550 00:19:56,108 --> 00:19:58,239 - I'm sorry, sweet thing. Took a little time revving on my engine. 551 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,502 - Well, listen. 552 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:03,419 I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level. 553 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:04,899 Let's move in together. 554 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,770 Your place, not mine, 'cause I don't actually have a place 555 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,208 but, you know... 556 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,774 - Wait-wait-wait-wait, hold on, baby. You know I'm a wild hog. 557 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,516 And you know I got to be free! 558 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,387 - Well, I want to be free with you, Dan! 559 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,780 - Aw, honey, listen to me! 560 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,521 Baby hold on, hold on! 561 00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:19,478 Lulu! 562 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,529 - What? - Damn! 563 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,353 I'm only here for a good time, 564 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,833 not a long time. 565 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,531 That kiss is for you. 566 00:20:28,532 --> 00:20:29,575 I'll see y'all later. 567 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,436 - Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! 568 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,842 - What did you say your dad said Dan was known for? 569 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,761 - One last ride! 570 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,545 Gimme that horsepower, baby! 571 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,068 [Imitating Motorcycle] 572 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,375 - No! - Auntie, no! 573 00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:50,073 - I'm sorry for pushing those products on everyone. 574 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,946 I got a little carried away. 575 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,426 - Ha! You think? 576 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,819 But I'm sorry, too. 577 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,344 I moved too fast with Dan. 578 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:02,043 And to say I'm sorry just doesn't seem to be enough. 579 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:06,308 So, I convinced every member of the Golden Gears 580 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,354 to buy that voodoo drink of yours 581 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:12,314 as a little gesture of apology from Auntie. 582 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,055 - That's impressive, Auntie! 583 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,970 - Well, what can I say? 584 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,407 I'm pretty good at convincing people 585 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,540 except when it comes to loving me! 586 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,456 - Aw! Oh... - Oh, Auntie! 587 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,196 No, you're gonna find love again. 588 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,547 You know, Dan was just a rollin' stone. 589 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,090 Or should I say rolling wheel? 590 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,028 [Doorbell Rings] 591 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,466 - ? Hell no! ? 592 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,032 Mnh-mnh, Kim! 593 00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:37,077 I thought you said we was done with this scam stuff. 594 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,296 - I am! - This better not be... 595 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,603 Not one box better come through here! 596 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,133 - Hoo! 597 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,826 - Hey, family! 598 00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:49,798 I just joined this new innovative marketing company. 599 00:21:49,799 --> 00:21:51,918 [giggles] Here, I brought y'all some samples! 600 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,137 It's called Electro-Might, it'll get you right! 601 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,575 Pass it out, pass it out! 602 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,054 - Go get your friend! 603 00:21:57,104 --> 00:22:01,654 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42357

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