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Okay, Griff.
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In 1960, Cassius Clay
won the Olympic gold medal...
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...by defeating what boxer?
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Let's see.
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It's on the tip of her tongue--
I mean, my tongue.
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Give me that.
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He defeated this guy.
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Come on, Griff.
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The winner of the sports radio contest
gets two tickets...
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...to the summer Olympics in Atlanta.
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That's me and you, buddy.
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I never knew you were a big fan
of the Olympics, Al.
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I'm not, but I'm a huge fan
of leaving home.
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You know all the answers,
why don't you call in?
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Because I was banned
from the radio station...
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...for making one innocent comment.
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What did you say?
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I simply said,
we can put a man on the moon...
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...but we've yet to build
an attractive woman golfer.
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And?
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Okay. Who holds the world record
for the longest standing broad jump?
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Me, if she doesn't move.
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I was wondering, if I said
you had a beautiful body...
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...would you hold it against me?
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Are we near the airport, or is that
the sound of my heart taking off?
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What's your sign?
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Yeah, she wants me.
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Okay, this baby
is our ticket to Atlanta.
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What the hell is this?
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I got this from the CIA surplus store.
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This bad boy blocks all phone calls
to the radio station except mine.
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I'm Calvin Farquhar.
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And it's time for Sports Radio 600
Olympic trivia contest.
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Answer three questions correctly,
you and a friend are off to Atlanta.
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It's showtime, Griff.
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You do it, Al.
They can't hate you that much.
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This contest is open to everyone
except Sports Radio employees...
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...and Al Bundy.
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You're mouthing with Calvin.
Who's this?
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Griff.
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Griff, my man, you have a last name?
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X, Griff X.
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Are you Muslim, as in Malcolm X?
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No, I'm divorced,
as in screwed over by the ex.
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She got everything, you know?
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Keep your problems
to yourself, man.
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This isn't Frasier.
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Okay, first question.
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Who was named the outstanding boxer
in the 1988 Olympics...
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...despite being cheated
out of a gold medal?
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Roy Jones Jr.
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Correct.
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Now name the first American city
that hosted the Summer Olympics.
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St. Louis.
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St. Louis.
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Correct again.
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Griff, you can quit now and keep the
El Pollo Loco 12-piece chicken dinner.
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I mean, 11-piece chicken dinner...
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...or risk everything
and go for the gold.
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Do side dishes come
with that chicken?
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I mean, we'll go for the gold.
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We?
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You are alone, aren't you, Griff?
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Al Bundy's not there, is he?
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No. Absolutely not.
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Then name the only man in Olympic
history to win a gold medal...
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...in both Summer and Winter games,
and name the event.
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Eddie Eagan, boxing...
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...and--
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Bobsledding.
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Was that Al Bundy?
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No. That was me, Griff.
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When I get excited,
I sound Caucasian.
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You know, like that guy
from Hanging With Mr. Cooper.
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Well, congratulations, Griff.
You're going to Atlanta, man.
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We'll catch men's boxing.
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Then Shaq and the Dream Team take on
the always impressive Kuwaiti Five.
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Sometimes it's fun to root
for underdeveloped countries, Al.
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Speaking of underdeveloped.
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Hello, Griff. Hello, whiff.
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Listen, in preparation for your trip...
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...I've put together
some brochures of sights to see...
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...and things to do
while you're in Atlanta.
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Martin Luther King Junior Memorial...
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...Peachtree Plaza, and look,
the Jimmy Carter Peanut Museum.
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Thank you, Marcie,
and we will put this to good use.
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Wobble's gone.
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And yet the weeble's still here.
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Come on, Jefferson.
I'm going to Victoria's Secret.
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What in the world for?
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I mean, I'll meet you there.
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Bye-bye.
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All right, look, guys.
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Here's how to see
the real sights in Atlanta.
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Their official illustrated guide
to the nudie bars.
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The South shall rise again.
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And so shall we.
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Well, Marcie's gonna be
wondering what happened to me.
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Is Victoria's Secret
still down that way?
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-Yes.
-Thanks.
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Al, here comes
that sports-radio guy. Hide.
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Not to worry. He knows my voice,
not my face.
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Excuse me.
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I'm Calvin Farquhar
and are either of you Griff X?
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-I'm Mr. X.
-Nice to meet you.
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You'll have to excuse my friend,
Al-- Fredo.
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Alfredo. He doesn't talk much.
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Lost his tongue in the war.
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And a few other things too.
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Well, Griff, if you'll just
sign for these tickets.
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Sure. Have a seat.
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Hey, Dad.
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Can I go to Las Vegas
this weekend with....
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What was your name?
Oh, it doesn't matter. Can I go?
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Oh, well, thanks, Dad.
I won't get married or anything stupid.
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You're gonna let Kelly go to Vegas?
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You're not the Al Bund--
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Griff, the added bonus...
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...is that you get to carry
the Olympic torch through the mall.
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Well, that's quite an honor.
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But...
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...I'd rather let my friend
Alberto here carry it.
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You mean Alfredo, don't you?
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Yeah, Alfredo Alberto.
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He's an Italian exchange salesman.
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Well, you are the winner,
and it's your choice.
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-Can we take a picture, please?
-Sure.
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Thank you very much,
and congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Griff, thanks to you, I will realize
one of my life's dreams:
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To carry the Olympic torch.
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I thought your life's dream
was to feel up Barbara Eden.
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Yeah, but I did that.
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Stroking the big screen at Sears
doesn't count.
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The point is, carrying that torch...
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...for me, will be like
scoring my fifth touchdown.
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Griff, there is a rumor
that's got me tingling all over.
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I hear you're carrying
the Olympic torch.
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Yes, I am.
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Excuse me, oh, back-stabber X.
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What do you mean
you're carrying the torch?
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Al, look at her. What would you do?
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Girls like that are a dime a dozen.
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There's my dime. Bring me a dozen.
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-What about friendship?
-What about my dime?
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Al, look.
We're still going to Atlanta.
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Besides, you're the only one who
gives a damn about that stupid torch.
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Are you the guy
carrying the Olympic torch?
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-For God and country.
-I thought you said that nobody had--
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We'd like to take pictures,
give you endorsements...
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-...and a free car.
-Sure.
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But as long as I can share it all
with my best friend.
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A person without whom
none of this would be possible.
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Yo, momma, baby,
they wanna give us a car.
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If I kill Griff, get sentenced
to life in prison...
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...I'll be out in a couple of weeks.
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But I'll miss canola night
at the Jiggly Room.
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But they gotta have
the equivalent in prison.
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So I guess it will be worth it.
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Dad, I see you're still a little upset
about this Griff thing.
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Son, the TV is a thing.
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Your mother is a thing.
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But betrayal by your best friend
is high treason.
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Come on, Daddy, cheer up.
Let's watch some TV.
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-Maybe there's something good on.
-Watch a little tube.
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All right.
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Coming up on BET,
Griff asks O. J. the tough questions.
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Oh, we love Griff
Griff loves us
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That's not fair. That should be me
hugging that big purple idiot.
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My whole life has been
leading up to that moment.
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Dad, you said your life was leading up
to you leaving Mom.
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Well, it was.
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It was, but I want to combine the two.
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Once I had that torch in my hand,
I would have just...
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...kept on running.
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-Daddy, you wanna know what I think?
-Oh, this should be good.
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Now, like a great
Eastern religion says...
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...it's all about striking a balance
between the ping and the pong.
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Go get my noose, boy.
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-I'll get two.
-Now, Dad, listen.
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Your misery, or the ping...
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...is what makes other people happy,
or pong.
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Pumpkin, Daddy's feeling
a little ping right now.
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Well, good.
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That means that somebody
somewhere must be really pong.
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Maybe it's me.
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She's been eating Wite-Out again,
hasn't she?
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Dad, Griff's your friend.
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Why can't you be happy for him?
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When was the last time
you saw me happy...
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...for anyone, about anything?
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Dad, Griff is a shoe salesman,
all right?
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He makes no money.
He drives a sardine can on wheels...
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...and he paints his ankles
so we'll think he can afford socks.
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The guy's got no life.
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But, son, that's my life.
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Then you can understand why
he deserves a little bit of happiness.
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Pumpkin, maybe you're right.
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Maybe I haven't been
such a good friend.
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Or a father.
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But maybe there's still something
I can do to make up for it.
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Dad, wanna go outside
and throw the ball a little bit?
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Not you.
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Griff, he's like family to me-- Better,
because he doesn't even live here.
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Tomorrow, I'm going
to the shoe store.
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I'll tell him he's my best friend
and I'm happy for him.
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Oh, Daddy, you're so good.
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I'm sure in your next life
you're going to be reincarcerated.
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Excuse me. I'm Roy Jones Jr.
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Undefeated, two-time world champion,
former Olympian Roy Jones Jr?
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I prefer to think of myself...
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...as "pound for pound the best boxer
in the world" Roy Jones Jr.
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Well, I prefer to think of myself as
"high school football star" Al Bundy.
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But unlike you, I got married.
Now my life...
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...is all screwed up.
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Well, enough about you.
Is Griff here?
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No, Griff's stretching,
getting ready for his big run.
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I'm his best friend, you know.
And I'm very happy for him.
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Well, you should be.
I mean, after all, he is America's hero.
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Give me that. America's hero?
I'm the one who--
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I'm the one who's his best friend...
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...and I'm very, very happy for him.
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Get your official
"Go Griff" T-shirts here.
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Here you go. Hey. Thank you.
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Here you go. There you go.
That's it, right.
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Jefferson, I am so proud of you.
You finally got a job.
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Marcie, this isn't a job.
No, I'm giving away these T-shirts...
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...to promote global unity.
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Oh, you're such a good man.
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Excuse me.
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Aren't you Bruce Jenner?
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No, I am not.
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Are you sure?
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Don't make me knock you out.
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-Oh, can I get a Griff shirt?
-Oh, sure, you can. Come on over here.
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Alfredo, look who I got to help me
cover the Griff torch run.
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Super Bowl MVP Larry Brown.
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-Larry Brown.
-That's me.
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It's a miracle.
Alfredo, the tongueless man, speaks.
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Aren't you Bruce Jenner?
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Can I have your autograph, please?
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Can I have your autograph, please?
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I'm Al Bundy. Did you come
because you got my letter?
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Yeah, right.
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00:17:26,348 --> 00:17:28,717
I'm not here to see you.
I'm here to see Griff.
246
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:30,515
But why? You're a Super Bowl hero.
247
00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:34,350
Even though that bum O'Donnell
threw those two passes right to you.
248
00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:41,517
Hey, I know that and you know that,
but Disneyland and the Raiders don't.
249
00:17:42,008 --> 00:17:45,511
And you know, I'd give it all up
to be in Griff's shoes today.
250
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:48,342
Why? He's just a divorced
shoe salesman...
251
00:17:48,505 --> 00:17:52,276
...who's carrying a flaming stick
through a mall full of fat women.
252
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:58,009
But I am his best friend
and I'm very happy for him.
253
00:17:58,567 --> 00:17:59,868
You ought to be.
254
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:06,039
Hey, Larry, you wanna buy one
of these limited-edition, autographed...
255
00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:09,000
-..."Go Griff" T-shirts?
-Sure.
256
00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:15,499
I don't have any cash on me right now,
but hey, how about a Super Bowl ring?
257
00:18:17,992 --> 00:18:19,693
Sure.
258
00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:31,690
Wow, I'll always treasure this.
259
00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:34,788
Me too. I'll never let it go.
260
00:18:34,985 --> 00:18:37,320
Anyone wanna buy
a Super Bowl ring?
261
00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:46,719
-Excuse me, pal.
-Hey, you're Flint Guccione...
262
00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:49,649
...publisher of Big 'Uns magazine.
263
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:52,180
Right you are.
264
00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:55,580
Who would have thought an Instamatic,
drunken family reunion...
265
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:58,679
...and 50 bucks could start an empire?
266
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,743
Don't tell me you came
to shake Griff's hand.
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00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,977
I did that yesterday when I presented
him with his lifetime key...
268
00:19:05,139 --> 00:19:07,342
...to the Big 'Uns brothel.
269
00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:11,776
And today we're gonna make Griff
Big 'Uns Man Of The Year.
270
00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:33,736
Oh, Al, you're the man of the year.
271
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,701
No. You're the man of the century.
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You're twice the man Griff is.
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00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:44,066
That's why I cloned myself.
274
00:19:52,427 --> 00:19:54,128
Hey, everybody, it's Griff.
275
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,362
Hey, he's got the torch.
276
00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:04,094
Those were my answers.
That should be my torch.
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00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:05,526
I will be the flaming one.
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00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:17,727
This is Miranda Veracruz
de la Jolla Cardenal...
279
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:21,794
...live at the New Market Mall
where national hero, Griff X...
280
00:20:21,957 --> 00:20:25,160
...has just run by
with the Olympic torch.
281
00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:27,158
Wait a minute.
282
00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:30,758
Someone is chasing Griff.
283
00:20:30,956 --> 00:20:35,293
It appears to be local hooligan
Al Bundy.
284
00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:40,459
Oh, no. He has knocked the torch
from Griff's hand...
285
00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:44,026
...and sent it hurtling
into the mall fountain.
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00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:50,192
For the first time in 3000 years...
287
00:20:50,357 --> 00:20:53,627
...the Olympic flame
has been extinguished.
288
00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:58,628
The torch must now be relit in Athens
and run around the world once more.
289
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:03,128
The Summer Olympics
have been postponed indefinitely.
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00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,559
Thanks again...
291
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:08,896
...to now international hooligan
Al Bundy.
292
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,862
I guess you can look
on the bright side, Dad.
293
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,364
From now on, when people think
of Olympic shame...
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00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:25,533
...they'll think of Al Bundy first
and then Tonya Harding.
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00:21:27,231 --> 00:21:29,766
Daddy, do you think it's safe
to go out for food now?
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00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:33,701
Oh, pumpkin,
I wouldn't worry about it.
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00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:38,837
You know, when it comes to scandals,
Americans have short memories.
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