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And now, Friends,
followed by The Making of Friends.
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And then, on the 10:00 news...
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...the cast of Cheers discusses
their favorite episodes of Friends.
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Kelly, can we please watch
something else? This is a rerun.
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No, it's not.
I've seen this one a million times.
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Hey, Dad, you're off work early?
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I'm always off at this time.
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I just never came home before
because your mother was here.
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-What are you watching?
-Friends.
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Friends.
Don't have them, don't need them...
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...sure as hell
don't wanna watch them.
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How can anyone not love this show?
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I mean, there's nothing on TV
quite like Friends.
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Now, stay tuned for Buddies.
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Next up, Homeys.
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Geezers, starring Bill Cosby.
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Welcome back to Friends.
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Sponsored by the new Friends
Las Vegas Hotel and Casino.
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I wanna go. Oh, I wanna go.
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Well, that satellite dish
was money well spent...
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...like the wedding ring
and the smoke detectors.
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Yeah, I'm going down to my room.
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I have absolutely no interest
in this show.
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Yeah, well, you would
if it was called Rubber Friends.
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Daddy, can you get that?
It might be the door.
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My kingdom for a drive-by.
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-I've got something for a Peggy Bundy.
-So do I.
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Oh, then I guess you don't want...
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...these Big 'Uns centerfold
Popsicle molds either?
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Are you crazy?
I ordered those. Give me.
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Yeah, you're gonna love them,
and here's a tip:
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If you only fill the trays to the neck,
they come out without heads.
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-Hi there.
-Hi.
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-What you watching?
-Friends.
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Friends.
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-Mind if I sit here anyway?
-No.
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No, make yourself at home.
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I'd get you a beer, but I don't
wanna be caught empty-handed...
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...when the gardener
and chimney sweep drop by.
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Well, my dad's gone.
You can sit a little bit closer.
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"Tom."
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That's a great name.
Were you named after anybody?
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-Yeah, yeah, my father.
-Oh, cool. What's his name?
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I'm Kelly. I don't wear a nametag.
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I wasn't looking for one.
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-Well, then, what were you looking for?
-This.
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What was that? A lip alarm?
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Sort of. See, I'm being paged
by my girlfriend, Shannon.
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If I don't check in with her
every 15 minutes...
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...she gets this crazy idea
I'm cheating on her.
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Question Number 12:
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How many times this week...
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...has your man come home late
with a lame excuse?
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Hi, sweetie. Sorry I'm late.
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I got the clock in my truck
confused with the speedometer.
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Seven.
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Oh, hell.
She's taking the Cosmo quiz.
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What is it this month, baby?
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"How to kiss your way
into his living will"?
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No. It's called,
"How to tell if you and your man--"
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That's you.
"--are in a dying relationship."
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-Well, are we?
-Well, I'll know in a minute.
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-Hey, what's seven times four?
-Twenty-eight.
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Oh, yeah, we're dead.
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Come on. You can't trust Cosmo.
They hate men.
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Well, you know, Tom,
it's not just the quiz.
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I followed you this afternoon.
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I thought you were doing
makeovers at Macy's.
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Yeah, I was. But I told them
that I needed a personal stalking day.
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Anyway, I saw you go
into a cute blond girl's house.
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So? Come on. I'm a delivery guy.
I go into people's houses.
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Sometimes they're girls.
Sometimes they're cute.
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-Sometimes you sleep with them.
-Yeah.
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But not today.
Today, I was faithful to you.
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You just don't get it, do you?
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Not since you subscribed
to Cosmo, no.
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Oh, yeah? Well, it's a lot better
than those lovemaking tips...
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...you get from Popular Mechanics.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Nice mood.
Did my brother cheat on you again?
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Yes. Tom and I
are in the middle of the biggest fight...
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...we've had since yesterday.
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Then why are you bothering
to wax your legs?
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Don't they teach you anything
at night school?
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If Tom and I make up, we'll end up
in bed, and he'll want smooth legs.
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If we break up, I'll end up in bed
with somebody else...
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...and he'll want smooth legs.
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So either way,
waxing is the key to my happiness.
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Bastards!
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Well, good evening, ladies.
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You know, after a long, hard day,
there's nothing like a relaxing shower.
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Jackson, why do you need a shower?
You don't work.
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I get just as dirty watching TV
as you do working.
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Sure. Now that you've unscrambled
the porn channel.
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At least I have a sex life.
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Which reminds me,
you're out of liquid soap.
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Look, Shannon,
I'm sorry about our fight.
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And to make up for it,
I bought you a present.
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It better be good.
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-What are those?
-Hey, it's 9:00 at night.
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It was either this
or a Polish sausage.
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Look, Tom, I'm sure, in your eyes,
these were a very sweet gesture.
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I need more than a gesture.
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I knew I should've gone
with the sausage.
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Look, Tom...
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...Cosmo says
that I'm an under-dater.
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No problem.
Tonight, you can be on top.
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What I mean is,
is that a girl like me has big dreams.
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I shouldn't be dating you.
I should be dating your boss.
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You did date his boss.
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You did?
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Yeah. How do you think
you got your promotion?
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I thought it was
because I dated his wife.
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You know, I don't know
what keeps me here...
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...when there's a city
full of middle-aged rich men...
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...just one drink away from infidelity.
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I know what keeps you here.
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Forget it, Tom.
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You know, the TV Guide horoscope
was right.
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I have no business
living with a Libra.
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We are so through.
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You can't leave like this.
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We haven't had sex today.
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Speak for yourself!
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Tom, I know you're feeling upset
about Shannon leaving...
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...but you'll feel better
if you stop sulking and do something.
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-You're right. I do feel better.
-What did you do?
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Smashed her porcelain cat
collection.
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Look, Tom, obviously
you're feeling hurt right now.
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Hurt?
Come on, that's a girlie thing.
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I'm feeling the guy version
of hurt: horny.
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You know, that's also the guy version
of happy, curious, and sleepy.
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In fact, is there ever a moment
when you guys aren't horny?
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Prostate exams.
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And the "It's a Small World" ride.
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No, just prostate exams. I forgot
about those little Polynesian girls.
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You know what? You're no better
than your skirt-chasing father.
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Hey, it was your mother who walked
into a married man's house...
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...in that little maid's outfit.
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She was the maid, you idiot.
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Still, I am not like him.
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I know the first name of almost
every woman I've ever slept with.
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And with any luck,
I'm about to learn a new one.
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Keiko, pick up.
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All right. All right.
Give it to me. I got it.
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Wow, Jefferson,
this is a real soul experience.
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Not some fake yuppie hangout.
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We are down with the people.
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You're not wearing
that Rolex I gave you, are you?
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Oh, no, no. I sold that long ago.
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I mean, it's too precious
to ever wear.
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Yo there, bro.
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We're new to the 'hood.
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What can you recommend?
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The hamburgers.
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Well, we were hoping
for something a little bit more...
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...down home.
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You know, like collard greens,
oxtails, moon pies.
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I'm glad you've seen Martin...
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...but here, we serve hamburgers.
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Listen, homes.
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If you insist on dissing
your customers...
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...in that manner...
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...then we are just going to have to
ease on down that road.
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Word.
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Well, then, I guess
you want your order to go.
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There.
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Your mama.
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George, hi.
I've never been a waitress before.
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When customers leave money
on the table, who is it for?
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It's for me.
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It's their way of showing appreciation
for the guy who cooked the food.
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I have so much to learn.
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-George, meet Kelly.
-Oh, hey, Kelly.
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Welcome to George's Diner.
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Place where
everybody knows your name...
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...but is rude to you just the same.
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Just like my house.
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So, Tom.
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-Excuse me.
-Oh, sure.
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Did you and Shannon break up...
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...or is she just out of town?
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No, she's in town.
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No doubt crying into a pint
of Chunky Monkey over losing me.
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Hi, Tom.
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Hi, Shannon. What brings you here?
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A Jaguar.
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Owned by Henry.
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I'm Henry.
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My other car is a yacht.
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So you gonna introduce me
to your little friend?
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-Kelly, meet Shannon.
-Oh, hi.
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She's the woman I used to go home to
after my dates.
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Henry, meet Tom. He's the guy
who thought I stayed home...
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...while he went out
with other women.
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It's good to see
that people can break up...
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...and still remain such good friends.
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-So where did you two meet?
-At Macy's.
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I was there to buy a gift for my wife.
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And I thought I'd pick up
a little something for me.
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Excuse me, George,
Kelly and I would like a table for two.
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Henry and I
would like a table for one.
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And I'd like to pass
a health inspection.
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So good luck to all of us.
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Kelly, when I'm with you...
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...I feel like you're the only woman
in the world.
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She's holding his hand,
right in front of me.
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So what? I thought I was
the only woman in the world.
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I'm sorry, did you say something?
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Excuse me.
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People eat there.
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Oh, Henry. I'm really turned on.
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Let's make love.
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Shall we do it in the Jag,
or do you wanna go to my condo?
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No. Let's go someplace
really romantic.
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The bathroom.
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Come on.
Let's go to the bathroom too.
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Okay, I'll try,
but I don't think I have to go.
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Oh, Henry. Please blow on my neck.
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Not you.
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Oh, yes. Right there.
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You know, in this light, you remind me
of my fourth wife's daughter.
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Oh, Kelly, you're the best.
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This is really fun.
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But could you wait outside
because now I really have to go.
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Hold on. I'm not done
impressing Shannon.
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Well, let me know if there's anything
I can do to just hurry it along.
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Oh, Henry.
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Look. You can moan like Shannon.
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Oh, Henry.
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-"Oh, Henry"?
-"Oh, Henry"?
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I mean, oh, Tom.
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-Oh, Kelly, lower.
-Oh, Henry, higher.
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Oh, Edwin. Take me to the bathroom.
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That's it.
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No. That's it.
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-I'm there.
-No, I'm there.
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You can't be there. I'm the only one
who can take you there.
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You know, I'll tell you one thing.
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I am not going on a second date
with Tom.
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No, you shouldn't.
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00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:03,333
A woman like you deserves a man
who respects women.
243
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,033
Nice legs.
244
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,033
You wanna get in my Jag
and go shopping?
245
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,767
Sure.
246
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,500
Could you just wait one minute?
247
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:16,233
Because I really
have to use the bathroom.
248
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,066
Daddy...
249
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,767
...I want you to meet Henry.
250
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,333
Pumpkin, what did we say
about talking to Daddy?
251
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,467
I'm watching
my new favorite TV show.
252
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:42,233
Friends?
253
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,333
Dad, I thought you hated this show.
254
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,133
I do.
255
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,100
But if you mute the sound...
256
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,734
...and watch with binoculars...
257
00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,200
...you can see that Jennifer Aniston
isn't wearing a bra.
258
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,066
This really is must-see TV.
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