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God, I love the girl
in this commercial.
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She almost makes me want to try
those feminine hygiene products.
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Why don't you start
with a masculine hygiene product.
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Like soap.
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I just love the way she cartwheels
up and down the beach in that bikini.
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Now, that's bouncing.
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I mean, that's-- That's acting.
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Do you notice anything else
about her?
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Nope. Well, yeah, the product works.
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She's not cranky.
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But why should she be?
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Her agent is out getting her jobs...
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...while my agent is sitting here,
lusting after girls in commercials.
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Hey, I'm doing research, babe.
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Then won't you be needing
your blow-up assistant?
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Look, Bud.
You start getting me better parts...
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...or I'm going to find somebody else
who can, okay?
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You can't threaten me.
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What do you think?
You think you're my only client?
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Perhaps now isn't the best time
to mention...
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...I've left him
for the William Morris agency.
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Al, even though it only happens
once every 10 years...
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...why do you insist
on dragging me along...
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...when you buy new underwear?
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Well, you're the one that's got to
look at them when you wash them.
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I don't look at them
and I don't wash them.
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I just dry them.
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Well, I thought you liked shopping.
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Well, I do. But for me.
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And you promised
we'd be home in time for Oprah.
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Oh, and look. We missed
the opening shot of the audience.
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Well, you better hurry, Peg. You're
a box and a half of bonbons behind.
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You know how we can avoid
all these problems?
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Heartfelt handshake,
we go our separate ways?
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No. A satellite dish.
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Fine, satellite dish,
go our separate ways.
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Al, don't you get it?
If we had a satellite dish...
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...then I could watch Oprah
on East Coast or West Coast time...
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...and I wouldn't be a slave
to this Central Time schedule.
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So you can fit Oprah
into your busy schedule...
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...of loaf, nibble, snore...
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...watch, castrate husband...
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...loaf, loaf, snore.
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I knew you'd see it my way.
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Peg, we got over 200 stations
on this cable thing now...
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...and all you do all day
is watch TV.
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If we had had the satellite dish,
you'd watch TV all day and all night.
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Let's do it, Peg.
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You know, Ariel, when I saw you
doing cartwheels in that bikini...
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...I said to myself:
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"Now, there is a girl
with an enormous pair of talents...
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...that could use--
Could use better representation."
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Do you really think so?
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Oh, my God. They talk.
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I mean, yeah. That's--
That's why I brought you over here.
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See, I think it's time you signed
with a successful agent...
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...who'll send your career
to the next level.
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It's tempting...
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...but if you're so successful...
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...why is your office
in your parents' house?
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I cut down on overhead.
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See, that way, I can plow all my
profits back to where they should go:
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Gifts for you.
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Bud, you seem so honest
and sincere.
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What do you say
we set up a trial arrangement...
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...see how things go,
and seal the deal with some sex?
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See--
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See, what I had in mind....
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What?
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Now, are you sure you're good?
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Oh, baby, you're gonna know
in about two minutes.
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Bud, you are the worst agent
in the entire world...
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...and the state of Chicago.
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-Kelly?
-How could you send me out...
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...on a Depend commercial?
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You told me that it was for lingerie.
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It is.
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It's lingerie that...
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...absorbs accidents.
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Bud, you are fired.
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I'm going to find myself a real agent.
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I wonder who represents Pocahontas.
She's in everything.
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So where were we?
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You were about to go
to the refrigerator to get some ice.
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Ice?
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-What for?
-Your black eye.
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You just-- You just ruined the
best two minutes of your life.
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Boy, is he a train to nowhere.
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Peggy...
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...I can't believe...
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...you convinced Al
to spend $700 on a satellite dish...
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...when he won't even shell out
3 bucks for deodorant.
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Well, in Al's defense...
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...unlike deodorant, there's actually
a shot he might use the satellite.
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Oh, Marcy, look at this.
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Look at all the Oprah specials
you can get on satellite.
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The Making of Oprah.
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Baking With Oprah.
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The Pre-Oprah Show-prah.
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Hey, Peg.
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Peg.
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I was on my way to the store,
I said:
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"What am I going to spend $700 for
on a thing I can get for $23.95...
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...at Crazy Achmed's?"
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And Achmed throws in
all the roasted goat you can eat.
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No dinner for me tonight, Peg.
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Yeah, like you were going to get some.
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Back at you, Peg.
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Are you sure that's the same quality
satellite as everyone else is selling?
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That's why they call him crazy.
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Well, that, and because
he also sells plutonium.
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Actually, I don't care
where you bought it...
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...as long as the installer
hooks it up in time for...
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...Andrew Lloyd Webber's
Phantom of the Oprah.
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That's the other great news, Peg.
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Achmed convinced you that even
a shoe salesman can install it?
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He didn't have to.
It says that right here on the box.
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Well, I'm going to go set up
the ladder.
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I'm going to set up the funeral.
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What are you two laughing about?
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You don't think we can get it up?
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Scoff all you want, Peg.
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But in five minutes,
when I install this dish...
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...then you'll be nagging out of
the other side of that couch, Peg.
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Five minutes, Peg.
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Jefferson, here we go.
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Come on. Come on.
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This is going to be so much fun.
I feel like a kid at Christmas.
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Yeah, well, get ready
to open your present.
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Five...
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...four...
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-...three--
-Watch it, Jefferson!
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A little early.
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-Five minutes, Peg.
-Al, I'm slipping!
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Well, we did it. We did it.
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You actually installed the dish?
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No, we actually opened the box.
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Yeah, we showed those five heavy
staples not to mess with real men.
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What's Dumber doing?
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He's up there laying the pieces out.
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Is that such a good idea
on a pitched roof?
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Marcy, I'm sure Al knows
what he's doing.
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Hey, Al!
Is everything okay up there?
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-Never better. Watch it.
-See what I--
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Jefferson?
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Jefferson, I heard a shattering sound.
Did the dish break?
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No. That was my skull!
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Good. Walk it off
and Frisbee the dish back up here.
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Sorry, Al.
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Mr. D'Arcy, I need some advice.
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Kelly fired me as her agent.
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If I don't get her back,
I'll have to go and get a real job.
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This is an emergency.
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I'm slipping, Jefferson.
Help me, buddy.
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Look, Bud, today's agent succeeds
by ripping off what's hot.
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So you got to create your own project
and hire Kelly to star in it.
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Help me. Help me.
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Create my own project.
Now, that's a good idea.
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But what kind of--?
What kind of projects?
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Jefferson. Jefferson.
I can't feel your hands.
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Well, let me think. Something--
Something sexy, something sleazy.
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Something I would buy.
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Hey, hey, hey. I got it, I got it.
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A workout video full of gorgeous babes
jumping up and down.
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A workout video? That's perfect.
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I'll have Kelly do an exercise video.
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Yeah, that would work.
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Jefferson. Jefferson.
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I'm hanging by my chin here!
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All right. I'm gonna go to the bank
right now and get a loan.
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Thanks so much, Mr. D'Arcy.
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Hey, if I'm one thing,
I'm always there for my friends.
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What are Shemp and Curly doing now?
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They're measuring the roof.
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Okay, Al, I've got the end of the tape.
Now, how far to the edge?
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Four feet.
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Five feet.
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Six feet!
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Five and a half feet.
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Where are you, Al?
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I'm right here, Jefferson.
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Five more minutes, Al?
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At the outside, Peg.
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Well, listen. We're about to put up
the electrical wiring.
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So whatever you do, do not watch
the TV. Don't turn it on, Peg.
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Okay, Al.
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I can't believe it. Every single bank
in Chicago turned me down.
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So my faxes got through.
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The guy on TV looks just like Dad.
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Except this guy's on fire.
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Oh, that's cool.
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And now a word from our sponsor.
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I'm Vito Capone. No relation.
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If you're a worthless bum...
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...who's been turned down
by every bank...
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...then catch the bus or have your
mommy drive you down to Moneyland.
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We turn down no one.
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So come on by.
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We're conveniently located
in the trunk of my car.
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So call 1-500-HORSEHEAD.
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Horsehead.
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Well, Bud, like so many women
have told you before...
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...I have found somebody better.
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I'm signing with a new agent.
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He represents the Bay City Rollers...
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...Milli Vanilli...
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...the entire Buttafuoco family.
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Except Joey.
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Oh, that's too bad, Kel.
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Just when I needed someone
to be in my new workout video...
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...that I'm producing and directing.
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Who, oh, who
will I ever get to star in it?
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Me, me, me!
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Oh, but dash it all,
I don't represent you anymore.
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I could re-sign.
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Kel, you have made
an excellent decision.
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As your agent, I'll work hard...
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...because opportunities like this
just don't drop out of the sky.
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Hi, Mr. Bundy.
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Hey, babes.
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Is it...?
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Is it cool in here or is it me?
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It's me.
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It's definitely you.
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What are these people doing?
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Kelly, they're background
dancercisers.
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Thanks for the gift.
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No one's ever given me panties
filled with potpourri before.
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Where did you find them?
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-In the lingerie department at--
-Oh, not the panties, you idiot.
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-The girls.
-They found me.
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When word got out there was a
Bud Bundy-Moneyland co-production...
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...they just came running.
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Yeah, but I'm still the star, right?
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Would your agent lie to you?
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Hello, Mr. Director.
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I'm ready for my video.
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What is he talking about?
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You did an excellent job...
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...casting women who will
look longingly at my buttocks...
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...as I stretch and bend.
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Excuse us, uno pimento.
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Okay, who's the Irish guy, huh?
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You mean Raphael?
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He's another background dancer.
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Kelly, I just got him
so he could appeal to the women.
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Really?
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Would your director lie to you?
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Excuse me. Mr. Scorsese?
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Just call me by my nickname,
Bud Bundy. Everybody calls me that.
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Who is the natural blond?
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I don't see one.
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That one.
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The one who is rudely avoiding
the temptation to stare at me.
255
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Her? That's--
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That's Kelly. She's a dancer.
She's nothing. She's garbage.
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I just got her
so she could appeal to the men.
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Just as long as everyone knows
that Raphael is the star.
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Would your producer lie to you?
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Bud.
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-Mr. Capone.
-Hey.
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Welcome.
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Nice.
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And this is my sister, Kelly,
the collateral we spoke of.
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-And that, there, is Rafael.
-You did a good job, Bud.
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-This video will make us a lot of money.
-Yeah, you think so?
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Would a guy who holds your
life in his hands lie to you?
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-Good point.
-So I can expect my video at 5:00?
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-I'd stake my life on it.
-Oh, so you read the contract.
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What do you mean
that you're the star?
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Bud told me that I was the star.
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That's funny.
Bud told me you were garbage.
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Raphael is the only star.
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Well, if I am not the star,
then I am walking.
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Oh, yeah? Well, either if Raphael
is not the star, he is walking.
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Do not try and stop him.
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Don't worry. They'll come around.
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You know how temperamental
actors are.
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It may be a week.
May be-- May be a month.
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You have until 5.
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You got a great sense of humor,
Mr. Capone.
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Yes, I do, Bud. Unfortunately...
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...Gino, who I'm leaving here
to see you're on time...
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...has no sense of humor whatsoever.
Yo, Gino!
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