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Margaret, I'm down
to my last bite of lunch.
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Where the hell's my dinner?
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Coming, Mom.
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I'm just trying to add some fruit
to make sure you have a balanced diet.
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Well, make it quick.
My stomach is starting to growl.
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Hey, Bud, hurry up with that beer.
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I don't think the foundation can hold
another one of Grandma's belly quakes.
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She'll calm down soon. I put some
Valium in with the mixed nuts.
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Hey, Grandma, pull it up
on the count of three. Okay?
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-One, two--
-Hey, Grandma, hey!
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Hey, kid, get off my ham.
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Kelly!
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Bud, if you wanna get from
Grandma's room to the basement...
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...you should probably use the stairs.
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Hey, Peg.
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You know what I was dreaming about
at work today?
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Me, Al?
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Yes, Peg.
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-Was I in bed?
-Yes, you were.
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In fact, I tied you up.
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Oh, well, that sounds so kinky, Al.
What were you doing?
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Cindy Crawford.
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Hey, Peg, where's my beer?
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Maybe Cindy drank it.
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Recycle those, please.
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Isn't that great, Al?
She's trying to save the earth.
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She is the earth, Peg.
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Peg, I'm telling you...
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...me and the floorboards
can't take any more of her.
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Al, why are you so negative
about my mom?
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I love her, and the kids
are thrilled that she's around.
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Dad, we hate Grandma.
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She must go.
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That's it.
I'm calling a family meeting.
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All in favor of getting rid
of Grandma raise your hands.
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All opposed.
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It's unanimous, she goes.
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Have a heart, Al.
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If it wasn't for Mom,
I wouldn't even be alive.
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Look, the only way that you are getting
my mother out of this house...
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...is if my daddy comes
and takes her home to Wanker.
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Peg, I've asked that idiot
a million times to come take her back.
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-He won't listen to me.
-Well, of course he won't.
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Wanker elders
live by a very strict code.
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"Marry fat, marry family"?
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No, Al. The code is:
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"Only listen to someone
who is as much man as you are."
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So if you want Mom
out of this house...
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...you are gonna have to find a way
to prove yourself to my dad.
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Hey, wait, wait. I got an idea.
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Now, what does Grandpa
love to do more than anything?
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Stand by the roadside
and flash cars?
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No, besides that. Go hunting.
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Bud, will you come on?
You're slowing us down.
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-Think you could help me out a bit?
-All right. Let me lighten your load.
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This trail mix here,
now this is good stuff.
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-You want some, Ephraim?
-No, no, no.
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I always hunt on an empty stomach.
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That way the alcohol hits you harder.
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Well, what are we hunting today,
Ephraim?
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Possum? Squirrel?
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Some other one of your relatives?
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No, Mr. Can't-Blow-His-Nose-
Without-A-Kleenex.
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We are hunting bear.
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Bear?
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Call me stupid,
but why are we hunting bear?
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Well, stupid...
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...just asking them to kill themselves
doesn't seem to be working.
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Dad, this is nuts.
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Isn't there a nudie bar around Wanker
we could take him to prove we're men?
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Son, there is.
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But Wanker strippers are scarier
than anything in these woods.
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Now, listen, son. I was raised
on the mean streets of Chicago.
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Nothing scares me.
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In the darkest realm of night,
I've stared right in the face of hell...
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...and I've said,
"Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
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So nothing scares me, boy.
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You're right, Dad. You're right.
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Let's go bag us a bear.
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Let's show this country codger
what city smarts are all about.
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Oh, I wouldn't venture
in there if I was you, boys.
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Chill out, Grandpa, and make us a fire.
We're bringing home some dinner.
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Judging from the way those branches
are broken, I'd say the bear is a--
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-Oh, my God, we're gonna die!
-A bear! A bear!
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I can't believe that worthless geezer
left us here on our own.
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Well, to be fair, he left us a map.
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Unfortunately,
it's a map of Epcot Center.
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The important thing here, son,
is to get some rest.
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First light, we'll find the car...
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...we'll hit the road,
track Grandpa down...
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...and turn him into road kill.
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Good night, son.
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Good night, Pop.
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Jeez, it's lumpier
than sleeping with your mother.
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How come you're so comfortable, Bud?
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Well, because I brought
an air mattress with me.
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Dad.
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I know we're city tough...
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...and as an extra precaution
you hung your socks from the branch...
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...but in case that bear
does come back...
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...I just want you to know...
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...I love you, man.
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You're not getting my beer, Bud.
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Now try and get some sleep.
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I'd sleep a lot better if I knew
a little more about these woods.
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Well, what's there to know?
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You hid all the food from the bears
in your sleeping bag, didn't you?
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Yeah, just like you told me.
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Fine.
Then everything will be all right.
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Good night, son.
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Good night.
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-What's that?
-Just an owl. Good night.
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That's cool.
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Just crickets, right?
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That's right, nighty-night.
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Good night.
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Leave us alone!
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Dad, I hit something.
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I hit something.
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-It's a-- It's a bear!
-It's a bear!
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-It's a bear!
-It's a big bear!
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It's dead. I killed a bear!
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Son, do you realize
what this means?
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This is an opportunity for us
to show Grandpa that we're men.
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See, we track him down,
we show him the bear.
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Then he's gotta take
Jabba the Hutt...
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...back to that Star Wars bar
where she belongs.
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Son, what are you doing with that?
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Daniel Boone was a man
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He was a big man
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-Are we not men?
-We are manly men.
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I can't wait to show Grandpa
what we got.
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He's never gonna believe
we actually killed a bear.
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Grandma Wanker was a woman
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She was a big woman
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With the breath of a wino
And chins of a rhino was she
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Daddy is gonna be so happy
we got him all this beer.
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But I don't understand
why it cost 50 bucks.
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Well, it was $20 for the beer...
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...then there was the $30
that I tipped the clerk for carding me.
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Hey, Mom, do you think
Dad's gonna be successful...
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...getting Grandma
and Grandpa back together?
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Yeah, I hope so.
They used to be so happy.
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I mean, look. Here's a picture
of Grandpa on a seesaw.
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Now, here's one of Grandma
getting on the seesaw.
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Oh, and here's Grandpa flying
over the power lines.
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-Oh, look, their wedding photos.
-Yeah.
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There's Grandma taking the first bite
of the wedding cake...
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...which also happened to be
the last bite of the cake.
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Mom, do you think
that will ever happen to me?
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What? Getting married?
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No. Gaining 700 pounds.
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Daniel Boone was a man
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He was a big man
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Look what we got.
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Wow, cool, a wheelbarrow.
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Oh, Daddy. Al did it.
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-He convinced you he was a man.
-Yes, sir.
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He proved to me
that he can tame wild animals...
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...better than Siegfried and Roy
put together.
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Which is a picture I'm trying
to get out of my head right now.
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Peg, I killed him
with these bare hands.
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Oh, Al.
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I always knew that your feet
were lethal, but I had no idea.
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Peg, Peg, please I've been
in the woods. I'm dirty enough.
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Besides, Ephraim and I
had a little discussion...
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...and he's decided to do something.
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Margaret, I have come to pick up
my darling baby bride.
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Oh, Daddy.
You really do miss her, don't you?
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I do.
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I wouldn't want to see her
in a bikini again, but I do miss her.
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Yeah, that's why I've come...
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...to hang a wide-load banner
on her backside and ride her on home.
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Guys, we better get her packed
before Grandpa changes his mind.
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Ephy, darling. Is that you?
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Yeah, Mama.
I'm coming to free Willy.
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Live bear.
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Big live bear.
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If I were Lassie, I'd bark real loud
and alert the family...
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...but since I haven't been fed in weeks,
the hell with them.
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Bye, bye, bear.
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I guess that's
the last of the luggage.
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I got the Fudgsicles here.
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I got the Klondike bars.
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I got the Eskimo Pies.
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Well, I can hardly wait
to get the little woman home.
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Yeah, you better leave
before her luggage melts.
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Don't worry,
she'll have this scarfed down...
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...before we get
to the end of the driveway.
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Oh, Al, have you noticed something?
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Big hairy animal.
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Oh, darn, Bud. Thank you.
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Peg, you got your hair done.
It looks nice.
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The bear is gone, Daniel Goon.
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00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:16,567
Wait a minute, maybe Mr. He-Man,
didn't kill that bear after all.
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Maybe he was just hibernating.
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I know the difference
between hibernating and dead.
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That bear was dead.
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My wife is hibernating.
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Hey, Marcy, did you see some guy
dragging off my dead bear?
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He's not dead, you chucklehead.
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He just violated my Mercedes.
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How do you know?
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Because we were in it.
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-Marcy, are you okay?
-I'm all right.
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A little in shock and a little jealous.
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Jealous?
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Well, you should have seen him
go and go and go and go.
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Oh, my God, if a car could smile.
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One thing I know for sure.
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Tonight, Jefferson,
we're playing Buick and the Beast.
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I don't know, Marcy.
I may need some counseling.
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And I think you're gonna have to do
all the work for a while.
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I'm not gonna do it...
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Well, I'd like to hear a little more
about your ménage à bear...
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...but Ephraim here has to forklift
his bride across the threshold.
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Are you crazy?
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Leave that horndog of a bear
rampaging this city?
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Mama can wait.
We gotta track that bear down.
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Hey, you guys,
I saw this documentary once...
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...where the park ranger captured
the bear by putting out a picnic basket.
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Kel, did this documentary perhaps
take place in Jellystone National Park?
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Yeah. Did you see it too?
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Well, since there's nobody here
who's man enough...
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...I guess I'll have to track
that bear down myself.
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Oh, and Al, promise me one thing.
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If anything happens to me...
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...you take care of my bride
forever and ever.
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Bud, get in the car.
We're going hunting again.
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Hey, hey, Ephraim. Slow down.
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We're not in the woods anymore.
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What are you talking about?
Bear hunting is bear hunting.
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00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:56,066
Now, why don't you 10-fingered
nose-breathers just let me handle this.
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All right? I can--
Wait a minute. There he is.
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He's mine.
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Pervert.
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Get out of the way!
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Beat it!
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You know, something tells me
I'm not in Wanker anymore.
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You can say that again.
This is the city, Ephraim, the big city.
241
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My turf. Now, we're gonna
catch that bear my way.
242
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Look.
243
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The bear's been here.
244
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,033
Which direction did he go?
245
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,900
Dad, I think the guy
needs some help.
246
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,834
-Are you really stuck in there?
-Yeah.
247
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,900
He's close.
248
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,633
How can you tell?
249
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,100
Because no human could possibly
drink more then one Zima.
250
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,734
Hey, Dad, look, look, look.
251
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:41,567
Good evening, gentlemen.
I see you've met our friend.
252
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,767
Yogi's with us, man. So beat it.
253
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,767
-Yeah. Scram.
-Get lost, buddy.
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Bud, hold my coat.
255
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Hold our coats, Grandpa.
256
00:19:56,300 --> 00:20:01,200
Oh, boy.
Al, why don't you let this one G-O?
257
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:05,200
There's plenty of other bears
in the W-O-D-S.
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Ephraim.
259
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My turf.
260
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,367
Any last words, punk?
261
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,433
Yeah, your wife is good in bed.
262
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,400
So you're a liar too?
263
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Go get them. Go get them.
264
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,400
Look out, Dad, over here.
265
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,100
Dad, look out. Look out.
266
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,367
-You all right?
-I'm all right, boy.
267
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,867
Wow, that was really something.
268
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-Thanks, Ephraim.
-See you.
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00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,233
"See you"?
What do you mean, "see you"?
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00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,233
We're going back
and collect your wife.
271
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,233
Oh, I'm not gonna do that, Al.
272
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,900
What do you mean not gonna do it?
273
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:58,400
Ephraim, didn't I prove to you
that I'm a real man?
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00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,400
Yeah, but you also proved
that I'm not one.
275
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,333
And until I can be a man
just like you...
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...I don't deserve a little bride
like Mama.
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Wait a second, Ephraim.
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You're the most courageous man
I know.
279
00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:14,333
Why, you've seen
that woman naked...
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00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,433
...and you're still around
to tell about it.
281
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:20,934
Hey, I seen her in a nightie one time,
my pupils are still dilated.
282
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:26,834
Those are kind words, Al,
but I know when I'm licked.
283
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,033
I'll come back for mama sometime.
284
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In the meantime, you just remember
she needs nine squares a day.
285
00:21:34,967 --> 00:21:38,233
I knew we should have killed him
in the woods when we had the chance.
286
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,600
Wait a second.
Maybe all is not lost, look.
287
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,233
Well, that's good, son,
but we don't have any money.
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00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,300
I don't think we'll be needing any.
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